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Saturday, 06 August 2005

Ask Me Anything

kennysia.com was taken offline for about 4 hours Thursday night.

Hi,

We've had to block web access to your site due to high loads. Your site had over 900 connections simultaneously and was preventing other sites from functioning. Do you know why your site would get so much activity today?

If you have any further questions or experience any problems, please let us know. Thank you.

Regards,

xxx Thapa
System Engineer
Site5 Internet Solutions, Inc.

Thank you smart arse. The problem I'm experiencing is this - my website is down, and my question is - when will it be back up?

900+ actual people visiting my site at the same time? Impossible.

Maybe the whole of China decided to check out kennysia.com at the same time after hearing what I wrote about their beloved Furong Jiejie.

Or, maybe its the sealions who protested and launched a simultaneous attack on kennysia.com after I compared them to Furong Jiejie AND my readers continued to mistake them for walruses.
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Today is Blogathon day. There will be no updates on kennysia.com because I'll be updating over at BloggersAreMorons.com.

Now here's the deal. The six of us will be taking turns updating the site for 24 hours straight. I'm doing the graveyard shift.
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Saturday night when everyone is out pubbing, I'll be at home blogging.

I'll be online from 1am to 5am, posting one entry every 30 minutes, blogging non-stop for 4 hours straight, all in the name of charity.

But here's the problem: I have absolutely no freakin' idea what to write AT ALL.

I know its for charity, but blogging continuously for 4 hours is crazy man. Its impossible to blog non-stop for 4 hours, its impossible to eat non-stop for 4 hours, its impossible to fuck non-stop for 4 hours. What the heck is there to write? I can't even write 'coconuts' for 4 hours straight!
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I'd rather watch them dance for 4 hours

So here's what I'll do. I've seen others did this before and it looks fun, so I'm copying the idea.

Ask me anything.

Here's your chance to ask me absolutely anything you'd like to know about me, or anything else not related to me.

You can ask me about me, like "What's your name?" (Kenny)

You can ask me about blogging. "Why do you blog?" (For the love of coconuts)

You can ask me about your relationship problems. "I like my bf a lot but he's got a wife in Malaysia, a gf in Singapore, a mistress in Hong Kong, a sugarbaby in Africa, a gay partner in Holland, and he goes to Thailand 5 times a week. So how?" (Dump him)

You can ask me about my habits. "What's your favourite position in bed?" (Lying on my back with the pillow underneath my head and the duvet covered all the way up to my neck.)

You can even ask me about your homework. "What is x + 1 integrated over 0 to 2?" (4)
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Hopefully I'll have enough content to last 8 posts in 4 hours until the sunrise.

Feel free to post your questions on my comment box or on the tag-board. So long as I see it I'll answer it. Just to be fair, try to keep it reasonably clean (questions like "How long is your dickonosaurus?" will not be entertained) and stay within a maximum of three questions per person alright?

So ask me anything.

I'll TRY to answer everything and put them the answers on BloggersAreMorons.com from 1am tonight. I might not have answers for all, I might even choose not to answer some (if I find it offensive or too personal). But at least you might find out a thing or two about me that you might not know, and who knows? I might even find out something about myself that I never realise. :)

Go ahead. Shoot me.

59 Comments

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looks great, sounds great, whee wheee....

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FUCKKK I didn't know it's today! I still haven't signed up to the pledge thing and i'm late for work fuck fuck dammt dammit ok wait

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Question1: What was your childhood dream (e.g. to be a teacher etc)

Question2: What quirks do you have?

That's all from me. Happy blogging ya.. ho ho

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Q1: Are you ever coming back to Perth?

Q2: How tall are you?

That's all...Happy Blogging yea. In the name of CHARITY!!! Hooah!!!

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Is your ego as big as your coconuts?

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Question 1: How fast (or slow do you type?)
Question 2: What is your Computer's specification and how does it looks like?

Just want to know for fun...

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Eh? That's pretty strange. I was about to register on Site5 some time back, thank god I changed to something else (Powweb). Was it a DOS attack, Kenny?

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Q: What's ur preference when it comes to coconut juice? Young coconuts with tender insides? or old matured ones?

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Kenny,

What is the real size of your coconuts? i think more like mangosteens right?

Jiayou!!

FF

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I read your car was involved in a mishap sometime back. Tell us, what car do you drive? Do you like him/her? Are you satisfied with his/her performance. What do you look for in a car? Do you even treat your car right?

And if you are not happy with your current one, which one are you aspiring for? (be realistic lah, not that Lambo you saw in Singapore). Tell us lah....or at least tell me....

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That's a good idea. Too bad that I've got nothing to ask ya. all the best!

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need any company to help you thru?

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Q1 : where's ur fav place to hang out in kch?
Q2 : do u dig ur nose? hehe

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Good luck in the Blogalthon Dude...

Btw.. Do you have a Full Time Job...? :)

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Don't show off lah cheebye.

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*COUGH* WATCH WHO DANCE?!!?!??!?!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEE. THE ARMS! Ouch! My eyes! The arms are huge!

okay.

How many times can you cum in a night?

Woops.

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Have you ever been to the United States? If so, which one(s)? If not, would you like to? Do you have plans to? Which one(s)? If you come anywhere near Los Angeles and you don't call me for dinner, heads will roll. (Oh, that's not a question. Sorry.)

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As my wife is also from Kuching, I'd like to ask,

Q1 - which school were you from in Kuching?
Q2 - how old are you?
Q3 - If you woke up one day and found that Kolok Mee did not exist, what would you do?

Thank you in advance.

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I've only 1 question that I've been pondering for awhile :)!

Q1: Does Big Bird ever has any problems with the Big Coconuts?

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Q1: What's your favourite road in Kuching?
Q2: Your opinion on local (Sarawak) politics?
Q3: How has Kuching changed when you returned?

Um..yeah, they're all KCH questions...

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are you really gonna answer all of the questions that are gonna be posted up here?!

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hey, this is my chance, so what is the best place to eat in KL and Singapore and why is it the best place? ;) thanks man :)

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What is your view on the North Asia security issues for the next 5 years?

LOL.

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How do you feel when SPG bares her breasts for you?

How can you be so wickedly funny?

How big is your dickonosaurus? OOPS!

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ok this is something very serious (and boring serious is usually boring eh).

Q - what do you think of world peace?

(heh. influence by the miss world pageant Q!)

now something funny.

Q - do you think if the world see less one kenny sia, the world will have more peace?

hehehe.

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ok this is something very serious (and boring serious is usually boring eh).

Q - what do you think of world peace?

(heh. influence by the miss world pageant Q!)

now something funny.

Q - do you think if the world see less one kenny sia, the world will have more peace?

hehehe.

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1.wat happens if u suddenly being named as datuk kenny sia and your name being placed on the roundabout?

2.would it be the father of all roundabouts?

3.if yes... as a father of all roundabouts... it should haf it's uniqueness... how would u like your roundabout be like?

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1. how can i learn hokkien and tagalog in less than 92.15 minutes and know enough to be able to crack dirty jokes and understand them?

2. are you gonna make much sense in your replies?

3. hell, are you even gonna reply at all?

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wahaha.

Singaporeans have no sea lions/walruses to look at. i wouldn't know the difference if you swapped those pictures with that of an otter.

besides, the walrus looks like a sea lion that drank too much blood and got bloated up. And the vampire fangs confirm that.

still, you did an injustice to the poor animal by comparing it with frjj. ew.

your curtains are pink! TRY to answer everything and put them the answers on BloggersAreMorons.com from 1am tonight."

There is no try; do, or do not. MTFBWY! (:

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i have to add that i love those curtains (:

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i was given "The Book of Questions" that has 200 (non-idiotic) questions you can ask yourself.

Q92. is it better to have dreams that will never come to pass, or to have no dreams at all? how much better would your life be if the things you dream of doing/having were granted to you?

Q186. if you decided to do something and your friends strongly advised you not to, could you do it anyway?

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Muh friend told me someone stucked your blog's link on roempire.com that's how 900 ppl from the forums visited it. He say one ah. Dunno true or not =P

dropped by me blog during the blogathon as well =) ta!

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Hey Kenny!

Well just taught of a few questions:-

1)How would you want Kuching to changed in 10 years time?

2)Do you think you've changed after you started blogging? if yes,in what ways and how much has it changed you?

3)How has your dad's passing has an impact on you? I understand if you do not want to answer this question!

Happy blogging!

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Hey Kenny!

Well just taught of a few questions:-

1)How would you want Kuching to changed in 10 years time?

2)Do you think you've changed after you started blogging? if yes,in what ways and how much has it changed you?

3)How has your dad's passing has an impact on you? I understand if you do not want to answer this question!

Happy blogging!

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u seems to come from well to do family's as u mentioned in one of yr blogs
so some personal questions from me. u don't have to answer if u r not comfortable with it.

1)what is your family business?

2)what type of house you r living in?

happy blogging

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I hope I don't think about your coconuts whenever I have coconut juice or Lamington cakes-_-;

only one Q: I linked your blog to mine. Is that Ok?

btw, you sound like Dr. Phil today ^^

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hey kenny

same as Lyon. I'm wondering if you're coming back to perth, as in "semi-permenantly". I'm guessing here, but you've got PR right? I'm just wondering if you are considering coming back to perth. Or, even to melbourne or syndey or adelaide. Or UK.

I know this is abit personal. But the main reason you left perth is because of family-related reason. (I'm sorry about that), but now that everything is settling down, would you consider leaving kuching again?

as a third person, who "doesn't" know you, I think kuching is not the place for you. I can sense that you enjoyed the (8) years in perth a lot and it brings you lots of good memories. I strongly think that you'd be better off in perth.

what do you think?

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Sibu in Sarawak is a very boring town. Know what the bored people do ? They race round the town like nobody's buisness. All the preachings on road safety is just pure hypocrisy.

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Hi, left a comment on your tag board but it was already overwritten so thot leave a comment here another time, hopefully my qns will be answered by u =)

1) Are you more of a good or bad guy in nature? (pls elaborate)

2) What is your religion?

3) Doesnt it bother you that you already have a girlfriend but still seen "flirting" around with other gals? (bcos thats the image that you portray)

Thanks! and I pretty like your writing =)

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I have a bf, only had two dates in May. His birthday is next week. I realise I'm not attracted to him but I think he's a real great guy but since there's no chemistry, I shouldn't be with him right? Since I know there's no possibility for a future... so how long after his birthday would be right to break up with him? What do you think I should say, the total truth? He's my first bf ever, and honestly, I met him on the net. Also, there's this other guy I'm meeting like some time this year...he's from overseas...'met' him on the net too, but I've known him for about 5 years now and we realllly want to meet. I even told my bf this b4 I went out with him. I know, I feel really guilty now for meeting up with my now bf... but I was seriously curious and I'm prob. one of the biggest boy-crazy girls ever. Stupid hormones, bet my lil' ovums are even crying out for sperm *i can hear them* but they are so not going to get any of coz, completely against my morals (sadly). well anyway, also, do you think it's bad for me to still have a relationship and at the same time meet this guy from overseas? I am mad about him, as far as I can tell, we're perfect together... but the only thing of course I am unsure about is if we have chemistry. I'll be sssooo miserable if I meet him and we don't. Bleah... so many lame questions. p.s. I'm aware of all the sexual predators online and my mother is fully aware of what I'm doing.

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Do you view yourself as a person of influence? If so, what can you do to create a better place in the world?

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hey, another thing Kenny...are you aware that huge 'coconuts' are actually a bad thing? some sort of problem, a stone or something? can't remember exactly. Why don't you go on about the size of your shaft/stick/one eyed snake/wood/lovemast/mojo/dick/roger/dickonosaurus/monster/magic wand/ sword/ sausage/ cock/pole/ baton/pee pee/ bean stalk/ pogo stick/ doodle/tool/toy/ pleasure stick/ f*** tool/ hose/banana/prick/bone/hard-on/dong/ding-dong/dangly bits/fishing rod/joy stick/knob/nob/pencil/rod/schlong/The True Hero/willy/winkie/Tinkerbell/purple-helmeted warrior of love/Hardy-boy/big ben/thingy/rock/bottle/ or even as my lil' brother puts it, his 'bladder'? lol
p.s. just incase it isn't obvious, just one or two from that list was a joke.

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not sure if anyone has asked this before but

Q1) What coconuts?
Q2) Are you a good driver?
Q3) Besides Su Ku Kia @ Curtis, have you given any other 'ang-moh' cool chinese-fied names?

well, no other ideas, good luck for the Blogathon!

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Wait, forgot: Will you marry me?

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what's your phone number?

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Q1) What do you think is the ultimate plan for world domination?

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Here is something for you to fill your time... It isn't really difficult writing a haiku... A haiku is a kind of japanese poem which utilizes syllibus of the words... Its format goes by (5-7-5)

An example would be this...
Under a big tree, (un-der a big tree)5
I saw a coconut fall, (i saw a co-co-nut fall)7
right onto my face! (right on-to my face)5

Get the idea now? Hahaha! Try it.. Its fun plus I am sure it will help pass your time...

Btw, I wanna ask if you are an atheist?

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what is your religion? do you believe? devoted?

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its impossible to fuck non-stop for 4 hours.

Eh heh. Eh heh. Eheheheheheheheh.

Ahem.

Of course it is.

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I just had to say that the photo of the sealion/ walrus (I can't tell one from the other, ok!) with the "teehehe" caption... sounds alot like xiaxue.

really.

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Watch ME dance for 5 hours kenny, please?

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hey kenny! i read ur writting about the road names in the paper. i m from kchg but i hav no idea which road is which. i know how to get to a certain places but i just don't know the name of the road.

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wah lau! why out that fugly pic up?! *boohoo*

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dear kenny,

1) will you vote for david tao? *winks*

http://www.gcmaa.com/gb/poll.asp

2) what do think about teens nowadays?

3) you think wristbands with kennysia.com will be a better icon than nike, livestrong..etc?

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I was doing a google search for Shal Sagan and came across your gig review. Thx for supporting the independent music scene.

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gjhkghjk

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I live at 21088 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?

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Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron...

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wyh do men have nipples

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