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Tuesday, 17 May 2005

My Name Is Not Guang Liang

I've been getting flattering comments on my blog lately. People have been saying very nice things to me.

This is from my earlier entry on the Guang Liang Kuching Showcase.

u r so nice..............n.........handsome!!!!!!!!!i love it:)

Commented by: spinky at May 9, 2005 02:34 PM

I lurvee eww...

Commented by: philicia at May 10, 2005 12:17 PM

u so kawaii......=P luvee...

Commented by: ruieee at May 10, 2005 12:22 PM

*sniff*

*Kenny flicks a tear off the corner of his eyes*

Everyone now, "Awwwwww..."

All my life people have been saying that I'm fat, I'm ugly, that I look like shit. When I asked my high school crush for a dance on our prom night, she said she rather dance with a tree.

All my life I've been made fun of because I got hairy legs. They bully me by doing things like pulling my leg hair when I'm not looking, then laugh at me as I grimace in pain. They didn't know the pain on my leg is nothing compared to the pain I feel in my heart. :( Then, they say things like "if I put an ant on your leg, how many days would it take for it to crawl out har?"



Me as Kim Cun

But that was the past, and thank god things have changed.

People have finally opened their eyes and realised that goddammit... Kenny is a Sex Bomb. Kenny is the most handsome creature EVER to hit this planet. LOOK AT ME! I'm so bloody KAWAII!



Xia Xuey

Then I continue reading the comments

tong hua......really very nice......hope u will in advance (HUH!??!)

Commented by: jean at April 29, 2005 03:37 PM

i likes u very much...
especially ur song tong hua....
ju xu jia you... (Awwwwww... I likes you too!)

Commented by: yid at May 10, 2005 12:21 PM

love the music video..kinda sad actually with the girl dying and all....ooh.ur in kuching now..izzit boring..so wanna say tat i love ur song tong hua..

Commented by: jamie at May 14, 2005 02:02 AM

Chao cheebye! Getting me confused with your favourite artist is one thing. But do you have to blast my hometown by saying that its BORING!?

Mannnn!

Stupid people amuses me to no end. They enter "Guang Liang" into Google, click on a website, and then naturally expect it to be his personal website. Its ridiculous. I put an 'About Me' page on my site for a reason and one of the reasons is to deter stupid people like that. Obviously it didn't work.

Lets give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they DID click on my 'About Me' page and saw that sepia picture of myself striking a pose.

Now which part of me look like Guang Liang?!
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Some people oughta grow a brain.

And I thought they meant it when they said I'm handsome and they love me and all that bullshit. All lies! :(

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Now onto a totally unrelated note. Nominations are now open for the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005, and amazingly kennysia.com is nominated in all three categories. Thanks guys, I'm flattered. :)

*Be right back whilst I adjust my underwear. My balls just expanded.*

Although my reason writing this blog was never to win any awards, it does feel good knowing that your peers look up to you. Unlike other ubiquitous blog awards out there, the nominees and winners for these awards are decided by bloggers, for bloggers. That makes it slightly more credible.

I don't know about you, but the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005 sounds like its got an Academy Awards-like flashy feel to it, complete with the red carpet, the bling-bling, and papparazzi flashing their cameras at you.

Too bad the "Petaling Street" in the name spoils it all.

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Hey, don't be sad.

We all love you, Kenny!
At least those of us who have brains.

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hahaha omg this is really funny. I laughed so hard.

I love the way you say chau chee bye... kinda makes it sound like a closure to msn chats

ok i gotta go now
chiao

chee 'bye'

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hey, i posted lyrics of Jay chou and there's a girl leaving message of love saying that she loves him and even her number to contact if Jay happened to see her...

and then there was the fan, leaving me comments asking when are they gona open concert, their love and hate towards them and etc...

funny indeed...

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hahaha..congrats on the nominees

Yes you are a rather pretty boy, but I'd pull your leg hair if you were up a ladder definitely.

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lol u dont look THAT bad btw, after all, the part that I found pretty cool was the fact you dumped your old job. Thats better than looking good isnt it ;) Mr. Dux

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dumping your old job for your family that is, sorry for double posting.

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You're handsome, seriously. (No I ain't gay..)

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ni yao xiang xin, xiang xin wo men hui xiang tong hua gu shi li ... sorry, i got carried away. anyway, you've got my vote!

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Ahhh!
ya so handsome and yummy! *slurp* really!!!

i'm a fan of your tong hua!

hey ... wait a second.. did i get it wrong again?

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dunno who tong hua or guang liang is or does but OMG this post is hilarious ROTFLMAO

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Darn! You mean I didn't propose to Guang Liang?!?! I still tot your name is Kenny Guang Liang!

Darn.

Darn.

Darn.

But you know seriously, when you blog about some artiste, you never know if the artiste themselves would actually read it, do you? ;)

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Wah lao, really stewpig leh, these char bohs with their half-past-six Engrish! Didn't they even bother to read the whole entry?

And woh, I didn't know those hairy legs are for real. Thought they might be someone else's! Had a classmate whom went through the same ordeal for his hairy legs, when our uniform was short, white pants.

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Most Malaysian girls are stupid and gullible wat...(only half kidding)

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haiyoh dun la sad..WE ALL LOVE UR BLOG & your loyal fans will always remain FAITHFUL to the one & only Mr. Kenny Sia!! Why doya think u even got nominated man!?! U ROCK!!! So continue rockin k!!! ahaha..Congrats!!!

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Ah. Blogs. The last refuge for single guys to get girls. Why didn't I mention that in my entry?

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I don’t know about you all, I mean char-boh only. Did you see the clothless emperor running on the street or you just enjoy torturing him by cheering him on? You char-bohs are cruel!

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heyyy petaling street is not pulling down the image of the award la...but it only sounds very ahbeng. Petaling street award, more suitable for "Most successful VCD seller award"! lol

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Btw...i post quite a number of Paris Hilton entries in my blog. Hope no one come and demand for *something* lol

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Never underestimate the power of stupidity!!
I don't think you look ugly la...in fact, i think you're quite handsome. But of course trim down abit will be nicer la.

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You got my vote for the Award, Kenny!!! ^_^

CHeers

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Kenny!!! i TOTALLY understand bout being made fun of while in high sch! one of my friends now in KL also have hairy legs like yours. LOL. but then i think its just normal aint it?don feel bad bout your hairy legs. if you think its too messy try rebonding! MWAHaHaHahaH. HUGS!! You're absolutely adorable!!. i love your blog to bits! and of course i love you too kenny guang liang! OPPpsss i mean Kenny Sia! hahah! HUGS!

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I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...

Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_

And congrats on getting nominated. Hope you sweep all the prizes.

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I have hairy legs too, I normally make fun of my friends who has botak leg. About mosquitos is easier to find its way attack their legs than mine.

I love u Linda, and will always support your song Ting Ni! don't give up easily man.

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bloody good laugh after reading line by line, Yo, i sang the same chord as you...Just enjoy your "Oscar" glamour nomination moment first lah... !! Who knows CNA may interview your ball again!! Look bigger in real screen, I suppose!!
Petaling Project looks like a reform project title...anyway, just a name, be proud lah !!

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wow, you are so hairy! i like hairy man. hehe.
"as the hair brushes against the bare smooth skin of ..." *geli & syiok*

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hey, at least you are a hairy MAN, which by the way is considered sexy by some women. i earned the nickname GORILLA in high school just because some guy decided i was too hairy for a girl :(

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ohmy those hairy legs. sticks in my mind for the rest of the day. how sexy!! =p

oklah we all love u!

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Your balls have been expanding a lot recently. Wonder how big they are now.

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Forget Guang Liang. Ur "Xiaxuey" pic really turn me on! LOL

This shows how chronic it is for this silly, smitten girls. How the hell does 'Kenny Sia' have anything close to 'Guang Liang'? I mean, is Mr Guang's name... Sia Guang Liang, Kenny...?

No pun intended. Heh... U r still cuter, hands down ;)

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Hoy Kenny, cannot like this la. You gotta stop posting your picture online. Pulling all the chics away. Sigh... nobody is gonna read my blog already (chics I mean).

:P

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I have hairy legs too, I normally make fun of my friends who has botak leg. About mosquitos is easier to find its way attack their legs than mine.

Repeat the above sentence for a description of my legs. So now I just need to look for a man with big balls to find you?

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Guys with hairy legs are sexay!! ^_^

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u have a hilarious entry.. all the best for ur 'chi chong gai' nominations.. ^^

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You look like Pin Kuan more then Guang Liang. How can the fans mixed up you two. My ang moh friends have a lot of hairs, they said it's like wearing a sweater. For your case, it's like wearing sweat pants. But to some womem(or men), "that's hot".

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kenny!! try this!! drop a coin amongst ur leg hair... see can find anot? XD

on another note, i can see where u look like guang liang... its the hair texture :D

and body hair isn't hot, it's erotic, but that isnt the point...

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hey how about posting ur inflating hairy balls the next time round?? :P

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hey....some girls tend to think that hairy guys r sexy...err no comment on that on my part tho :) don't worry....we still love you ;p

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i love that narcissism is very hairy bit. haha! it's very creative. :)

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Too bad there isn't a Biggest Bird category. Jeff Ooi would lose to you by a mile.. or 2 meters to be exact...

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chao chee bye....ur not guang liang?! den y i go out wif u !!! and all these years...i kept ur disc..and go eat pizza wif u ...n do stupid stuff wif u ....wtf...hehehe

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funny la the post. Ok la you kenny. many ppl/gurl say you hencem...

cheers..

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hi. first time on your blog and I like your sense of humour,oh and the xia-xuey pic : that's really good :)

good luck on the award thingy...

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Haha, I support Justina. Im one of them!

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Hey Kenny! I LOVE your 'sexy' and 'alluring' pose, Xia Xue-style. But hor, you should also learn to portray the same facial expression like her mah. Your shot looks as if you were caught by surprise while doing something unmentionable, or gasping in shock as a group of gang-rapists close in on you ;)

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I love what you did with XiaXue's backdrop man.. Haha.

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HIYA!...omg...i love your Music...as for "Tong Hua"....love that song!...i like the way you play Panio...soo touching...*sniff*sniff*...heh....well...hope you make ALOT more music...LOVE THEM ALL!!.....GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TOO!!.....*Muah* much love!!...lots love!...

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wang lee hom v.s guang liang who do all of u think? ooptions 1)guang liang 2)wang lee hom

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i think that wang lee hom but no offfence lah i just speaking the true

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def. guang liang is better then Wang Lee Hom...altho both are really good singers...Wang Lee Hom looks better and his songs are nice ..but they dont touch you as much as Guang Liang's songs..lolsz..


The part where yu sed that people ought to get brains..lolsz that hilarious dude..hahha

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At least people didn't mistake you for an idol from the opposite sex =_="""
The Internet is full of such people @.@

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lol interesting =D,new on site here.i guess there are many fans of guang liang,sometimes i think that the fans get so excited and overwelmed thinking they might be talking or leaving a message to one of there most favorite singers,that some how its makes them forget common sense.those kids see to like to cause such trouble,picking on u and such.i experienced something like that also when i was younger =D,lol i think me posting on this site is a maybe one time thing.cause i'll end up forgeting this site maybe and such so laters.

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i love KENNY sia !

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You are not and you are kenny.

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I have a feeling there are a lot of abcs here. Wang lee hong is ok, i'll say. I'll bet you he has a hairy penis and large testicles.

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When I asked my high school crush for a dance on our prom night, she said she rather dance with a tree---> Thats messed up what a rude biatch
I'd would love to see her

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