93 Comments On Sex, Sleaze and Massage in Phuket
OMG. okay. haha. bird flu =x
Posted by: min at 21 April 2006 11:53 PM
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Posted by: 2 at 21 April 2006 11:54 PM
Nice~~ SO envy you!
Posted by: kahying at 21 April 2006 11:54 PM
Kenny likes schoolgirls?
*wave*
Me! me! me!
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 21 April 2006 11:55 PM
fourth!
hahahaa
i haven even read the freakin entry!!
Posted by: mia at 21 April 2006 11:55 PM
kenny i luv u!
Posted by: jamie at 21 April 2006 11:56 PM
Bird flu contagious - hope only big bird got it and not the human?
Posted by: juz_A_gal at 22 April 2006 12:00 AM
You sure she sit on your lap? or you put her on your lap? XD
Posted by: HaMz at 22 April 2006 12:02 AM
Uish!! *spills popcorn all over lap*
Posted by: Reika at 22 April 2006 12:04 AM
**I meant, the massage.. XD
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 April 2006 12:05 AM
*HUMP*
Posted by: wenjun at 22 April 2006 12:06 AM
**I meant, the massage.. XD
Posted by: kahying at 22 April 2006 12:07 AM
I think you've got the time wrong.. how can be entry be done at 11.45pm when its only like 11.07 now..
Posted by: GoodRubber at 22 April 2006 12:07 AM
The person in Tiger Entertainment grabbed your coconut balls ? wahhh
Posted by: Dada at 22 April 2006 12:16 AM
Maybe the server is set on DST, so that's why the time is faster?
Posted by: Matthew A. Lockhart at 22 April 2006 12:19 AM
Totally a no-no area to be in for the weak hearted.
Love the toilet sign.... and yeah, bird flu is bad for health.
:o)
Posted by: kimmysia at 22 April 2006 12:24 AM
Your big bird got bird flu? Oh the visualisation ... Urgh!
Posted by: marina at 22 April 2006 12:39 AM
y i feel happy when u say u got big bird bird flu? thats just.. wrong..
Posted by: adrian at 22 April 2006 12:47 AM
School Girls or School Boys...ahhaha...have to ask that ah pek(car keys)
Posted by: stoney at 22 April 2006 1:01 AM
THAILAND shall be next my next holiday destination!! hehehehehe.. juz curious bout da gals n transvestites.
Posted by: 15iEL at 22 April 2006 1:17 AM
Let's relax is a fantastic and look high class place for massage (most importantly decent)... I even tip the masseuse when I was there. The service is just so good. Highly recommended.
Phuket is a nice place...but I wont be back there again...cause I lost a good friend to Tsunami. It is now a sad place for me.
Posted by: Bear Bear at 22 April 2006 1:28 AM
It's a kinky post!
Posted by: jeanie at 22 April 2006 1:41 AM
enjoy your aids :)
Posted by: kaosial at 22 April 2006 1:42 AM
Another fab place to go to for the red light district is Amsterdam which I have just been last Easter weekend with my sister! A place u wouldnt go with your sister right,Kirstie? Hello sista.. i miss u already even before u leave.
Sorry Kenny I used your blog to say hi to my sister because after reading your adventure in Phuket, it reminded me of my trip. However there are more asians than ang mohs in amsterdam queueing up at the live sex show. Apparently it's for "Education, Inspiration!" as I heard the pimps were screaming. :)
Posted by: Chloe at 22 April 2006 2:14 AM
haha, who knows if u hav go for e full service. Trying to talk holy here rite. man are always man.....
Posted by: devil^san at 22 April 2006 2:25 AM
i wonder how your gf can stand you
Posted by: tings at 22 April 2006 2:59 AM
wow kenny, nice blog man and the toilet sign are easy to understand..hehe
Posted by: mac at 22 April 2006 3:05 AM
Heya!!! Bird flu? OMG!!! Izzit H5N1 stain? Ha ha...joking...hey pal..."You don't want to bring back a disease as a souvenir."...so beware ar...beside, u r not even sure if 'she'is 'she' or 'he'...HA ha. Enjoy ur hols and keep updating. I like ur blog.
Posted by: Vinczz at 22 April 2006 3:10 AM
I walked in there and the receptionist politely greeted me Sawadeekarp. I gave her my credit card she said Sawadeekarp. I got my card back she said Sawadeekarp. Sometimes I dunno if she said Sawadeekarp or I wanna swipe your credit card.
I believe the receptionist might have said 'Sawadeekah', instead of 'Sawadeekarp'. Cos girls say 'kah' and boys, 'karp'. It's polite and gentle to pepper your sentences with 'kah, kah, kah' (for girls). It's like a 'hai' in Jap, thus can be used interchangeably with 'yes'.
Posted by: trista at 22 April 2006 3:27 AM
I labbb uuuu tooooo, kennyyyy..
Posted by: Asa at 22 April 2006 3:39 AM
Kenny! WTFOMGBBQBEBEK!
I oso want my holidayyyy! Are you travelling alone, btw?
ps: christin massage not bad wad...
Posted by: Su at 22 April 2006 4:17 AM
In Bangkok Soi Cowboy lane the bartop girls go topless
Posted by: john john at 22 April 2006 4:19 AM
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Posted by: Matthew at 22 April 2006 6:38 AM
I've been to the Chiangmai branch of the Massage Centre. Very good also!
Anyway I think Sex tourism is so, so wrong as well as being a transvestite... Sigh... their way of life.
Posted by: Jing at 22 April 2006 8:51 AM
Rock Hard Cafe (if they're still around) 2nd floor also topless and good quality too :)
Posted by: Seraphim at 22 April 2006 9:27 AM
Are you sure the one that lick your ears is a gurl?!?!?!
Posted by: Cheryl at 22 April 2006 9:35 AM
sleazy entry...but interesting hor lab..
Posted by: rachel lee at 22 April 2006 10:45 AM
those girls with school attire beware of them. Half of the girls were actually buys. I've been there last year. Got to know that when one of the girls told me.
Posted by: kennethnorman at 22 April 2006 11:04 AM
biasa la all these things in thailand. esp phuket. foreigners pronounce it as 'fuck-et'. the name says it all.
Posted by: zhong at 22 April 2006 11:26 AM
So what happened after your, eh, bird flu?
BTW my mum thought I was surfing porn when she saw the pics. Heh.
Posted by: Sibeh Sian at 22 April 2006 11:26 AM
you'd make a wicked holiday buddy because you know how to enjoy yourself and say no to the dirty pro's.....i'm glad that there's people like you out there that understands the health risks of having sex with prostitues, unlike sadly for some guys who go screw and contract AIDS and other STI's. Paying for sex is alread wrong, but what they're actually gettign for their money's worth is death.
Posted by: ricka at 22 April 2006 11:29 AM
kenny,yr gf didn't go with you?she didn't get jealous?
Posted by: Angel at 22 April 2006 11:41 AM
Nice piccies! And totally lurve the toilet sign! You're right .. best sign ever!! *laughs*
Posted by: Fong at 22 April 2006 11:45 AM
the massage place looks very nice. lol at christian massage
sleaze alert! can't believe that guy just went for ur balls. assault!!
Posted by: Kelly at 22 April 2006 12:03 PM
good that you played safe XD
Posted by: cholic at 22 April 2006 12:10 PM
You won't feel sorry for them in a few years as you get older! I used to, no longer though:)
Posted by: Crunk Juice at 22 April 2006 12:44 PM
i wish i had time for an interesting holiday, lolz.
Posted by: qsl at 22 April 2006 12:44 PM
y u dun have the pic for christin massage?
Posted by: Dude at 22 April 2006 2:43 PM
i've never been interested to go to thailand for a holiday but now after seeing ya post, i m realli curious to go there just to see it for myself...but i wldn't dare go alone..better bring a guy fren or sth! dun think it'd be safe for a gal to wander in thailand by herself.
Posted by: kleine maus at 22 April 2006 2:54 PM
i doubt u are still a virgin
Posted by: eee at 22 April 2006 3:07 PM
if that is your first time they will give u ang pow dont tell me u dont do it. which cat dont like fish????????
Posted by: eee at 22 April 2006 3:13 PM
Thailand is prospering due to the sex tourism... Our Redang is still better....
Posted by: Cheryl at 22 April 2006 4:00 PM
hey.. you know as they say.. if life gives you aids... make lemonaids...
Posted by: poogs at 22 April 2006 4:44 PM
nice toilet signs... im proposing they become universal signs to replace the current stick figures..heheh
Posted by: lingghezhi at 22 April 2006 5:30 PM
interesting holiday...
Posted by: lisa at 22 April 2006 5:50 PM
kenny... how many times did big bird sneeze after kana flu?
lol
Posted by: cameron at 22 April 2006 6:36 PM
i did a paper on the sex industry in patong once... but damn! they don't show/tell shit like these man.. i would have gotten an A instead of some fucked up C.. -_-' but its such a fucking good place for an anthropological fieldwork!!
i wanna go see one day..! kenny wanna go again??? hahaha.
Posted by: tina at 22 April 2006 6:53 PM
shittttttt,the one doing the licking might be a guy
Posted by: kelvin at 22 April 2006 7:09 PM
THOSE TOILET SIGNS ARE HILARIOUS! great post!
Posted by: kat. at 22 April 2006 8:01 PM
"I love it so much I ended up coming here twice in 3 days"
three times huh? hahaha
Posted by: jon at 22 April 2006 8:15 PM
Christin Massage = Brothel?
Maybe you should go in and and take a short tour and come back telling us what does it looks like?
Let's relax. Wow! Such a heaven when I glance at the photoes you have taken.
The rest of them, too sleazy. I thought you might have taken them because of the beautiful girls/trannies inside. Or because of the beautiful foreigners.
You are bold enough to get your bird grabbed by a stranger. -_-
Posted by: Chew Lian at 22 April 2006 9:07 PM
*GOSH* lucky those were "MEN"...if not..i think i would already become a ... ehehehee..
Posted by: Nikita at 22 April 2006 10:42 PM
-->"Sometimes I dunno if she said Sawadeekarp or I wanna swipe your credit card".
Ahahahaha!...Hahaahahahahaha...*snort*...
That's funny!
Posted by: Terix at 22 April 2006 11:15 PM
any continuation? :p
Posted by: Matchy at 22 April 2006 11:25 PM
That girl who licked you might have been a HE.
*shudders*
Posted by: Darrell at 22 April 2006 11:54 PM
Made me remember Amsterdam'92 ;-)
Posted by: pinolobu at 23 April 2006 12:50 AM
Tuning in to the Part 2 of 'Bird Flu'. muahahaaaa...
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 23 April 2006 12:52 AM
Hey, I've tried the Let's Relax spa @ Phuket too.. it was great! :D
Posted by: moon at 23 April 2006 2:30 AM
If the girl at 'Just Relax' said 'SawadeeKARP' instead of 'SawadeeKAH', you have to be careful, she may not be a she. She must actually be a HE. Hahaha.. That's for real. If a girl in Thailand did not use 'kah' but use 'karp', it's a HE, not SHE dude. Most people know that. heehee..
Posted by: so? at 23 April 2006 3:17 AM
So, what happened next after you big bird got bird flu?
Posted by: kacey at 23 April 2006 8:08 AM
LOL. the toilet sign for males looked like the middle finger. Bwahaha!
Posted by: justine at 23 April 2006 10:34 AM
what a nice holiday.. i hope i can go there too..
i so envy u too...:)
Posted by: Shirley at 23 April 2006 11:37 AM
ur holiday damn fierce sia...
I think I wld enjoy the massage too...
the Singaporeans War Pigs are ridiculous...
LoLz...
Posted by: Wei De at 23 April 2006 4:17 PM
Salute!
i like you say this :
(3) Paying for sex is just... so wrong.
totally agree with you!
you are a nice guy :)
Posted by: shopper at 23 April 2006 4:58 PM
Shud try something WILD sometimes !!!
Posted by: MagicHouse at 23 April 2006 6:10 PM
i'm going to thailand b1tches.
Posted by: empire23 at 23 April 2006 6:34 PM
Aiyo...these gals are really gd wor..but be careful not to bring back any "sovenior" wor.. =S
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 23 April 2006 8:13 PM
jus so you know,the ladies are suppose to say savadeeka and gents will reply savadeekarp.. its nice to know the proper way of greeting, don't you think? ^^ no offence la ya?
Posted by: iamshort at 23 April 2006 8:55 PM
Uh, Kenny, It's the 23rd. Isn't it time to post another?
Knock knock...hello...too many Phuket high balls, eh? Or did you succumb to the evilness of this land and PAID FOR SEX WITH YOUR LAP TOP!!!!!!? :B
Posted by: Elaine at 23 April 2006 10:24 PM
Wow, guys heaven... but, remember to use CONDOM!!!!!!!!! feel pity to the woman who involve in the red light zone, they just need money, sad!
Posted by: WC Addict at 24 April 2006 4:33 AM
Dear Kenny,
Thank you for making me throw up at my desk. Not your trip, which by the way, seems quite nice.
I'm talking about your Blog Plug Of The Day.
No, please, I'm not a homophobe. In fact I purposely went to the link because I wanted to read a nice blog about a relationship between people of the same gender.
I was thinking, "Oh how nice of Kenny to feature a same-sex couples blog. Perhaps that will show the world the tenderness inherent in all relationships, not just heterosexual ones. A glimpse into the lives of non-straight people who are in love. Awwww..."
What I got was a dose of immaturity and nikelodeon-like, artifical saccharin-y sweetness so bad that my blood insulin levels and rage-o-meter both simultaneously red-lined and caused me to dump my McD's Big Breakfast all over my keyboard.
Spank You Very Much,
A Nony Mouse
Posted by: A Nony Mouse at 25 April 2006 10:36 AM
I should never, NEVER go to thailand... too much temptaion!!!! ahhahahahah
but damn, the beaches and the bitches are good! :P another pun for ya
cheers!
Posted by: Deviant at 25 April 2006 1:08 PM
Nice pics that you have got there. I am sure glad that you had lots of fun in Thighland and your mind is sure a polluted one.
Posted by: Benny Ong at 25 April 2006 11:16 PM
ahahhah... my favorite is "similan island"..hush!! si be funny....
by the way, the scenery pics are good....
hope to see more in the future...
Posted by: alice lew at 26 April 2006 11:50 AM
I enjoy reading your blog all the time. It is especially good to read this one "(3) Paying for sex is just... so wrong." Good to have someone like you.
Posted by: tc at 26 April 2006 1:30 PM
Skool gals? o.o *drools...*
R u sure they r 100% gals? XD
Posted by: dadaz at 28 April 2006 1:58 AM
so what happened to your big bird (really big???) and the bird flu?
haha...
are you sure its a she and not a he?
Posted by: Indulgent Princess at 05 May 2006 1:48 PM
super stupid .............
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 September 2006 9:31 PM
Im going to Phuket in 2 weeks. Thanks for all the tips. Gotta admit, it was worth a laugh, especially the bird flu part lol...i'm still looking for other fun things to do in Phuket. Let me know if you have any other recommendations.
Posted by: Stephanie at 12 April 2007 6:42 PM
i want a girl to fuk on full decembedr.
please let me know
Posted by: hotguy at 17 September 2007 11:25 AM
i like sex 17 age
Posted by: gakumara at 04 October 2007 10:03 PM
Why is the word Tiger always associated with low cost and cheap stuff?? =(
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 30 November 2007 11:38 AM
u are a really wanker and looser.christina massage is for fun my friend not for sex looser.phuket is great if u have money and if u are young.
Posted by: thomas at 19 June 2008 7:24 PM