09 April 2006

Short Talk:

I woke up today, shocked and horrified, to find my name not in the list of Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. Hehe.


Darth Towel Holder

(Spotted at one of the shops in Hock Lee Centre.)

My name is Anakin Skywalker.
Son of my murdered mother, Shmi Skywalker.
Husband of my wife I executed, Queen Padme Amidala.
Father of Luke and Leia Skywalker.
Faithful servant to the great Sith Lord Darth Sidious, Emperor Palpatine.

Once I was the most feared man in the Galactic Empire.
I ruled the Imperial Army with an iron fist.
I was an evil and ruthless war criminal.
A mass murderer.

Now, I'm nothing more than a towel holder.

:(

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