16 January 2006

Don't Leave A Message After The Beep

I got a phone call today.

"Hello is this Mr Kenny Sia?"

"Yes."

"My name is Aina, calling from Osim."

"Oh, oh my gawd... sorry Aina... I can explain. I was feeling naughty over the weekend and it was just a harmless prank..."

"Huh?"

"What?"

"I'm calling to inform you that the Osim iCare Eye Massager you sent in for repair is now ready for pickup."

"Oh, err... thanks!"

Whew.

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This is my computer desktop, less than 24 hours after my MSN Messenger e-mail address was leaked on the world wide web.

(Click to enlarge)

Goodbye humanity.

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