16 November 2005

Short Talk:

I'm back in Kuching already. Stop stalking me you Singaporeans! ;)


Zhng My Face

While I was away, apparently the biggest news in the blogosphere was created by this girl called Dawn Yang.

Now, a lot of people have already written about Dawn Yang, and a lot of people have read all the fuss about Dawn Yang, so much so that (as of writing) her name is STILL the No. 1 search term on Technorati.

Dawn is hot. Dawn is great. Dawn is the new black.

And frankly, I'm so tired of reading about Dawn Yang that everytime I see an article on her, I wanted to scream 'NABEH!' Instead, I screamed 'NABODY!' (stands for Not Another Blog On Dawn Yang)

A little background in case you didn't know. Dawn Yang is a student, a party animal, a blogger. She's also so darn hot she makes the Sun look like Iceland.

Recently, someone from a talent management agency discovered her and signed her up to a development contract. Word is that within the next year, Dawn Yang will be on MTV, appearing in billboard ads, and endorsing every single freaking slimming product known to mankind.

Yes, what the world needs right now is ANOTHER stick-thin female celebrity on a Marie France Bodyline ad.

One thing though, Dawn Yang's beauty is not exactly 100% au naturale, and it seems quite obvious to anyone who had seen her pictures before. Among other procedures, it appears that Dawn Yang had zhng her eyes, zhng her nose and zhng her jawline.

Whether or not she admitted or denied she had plastic surgery, I don't know. It is obvious to many people that she did. Maybe she did leave comments in obscure blogsites or internet forums squashing rumours about her surgery. And I don't blame her. Plastic surgery is a after all sensitive topic. As far as I'm concerned, Dawn Yang never flat out denied she had plastic surgery on national newspaper.

And so what if she had plastic surgery. I have no problems with that. Before she had plastic surgery, Dawn is just pretty. After plastic surgery, she became a goddess.

Immediately after the initial news broke, Gabriel Seah cocked his eye and said "Dawn, I am your father."

Sorry.

He said "Dawn, if you had plastic surgery, don't deny it. Own up." And with that, he published a series of incriminating photos of Dawn's past dating back to her college days, showing what this sweet-looking girl with eyes as big as dinner plates USED TO look like before she went under the knife.

As for Dawn, I doubt she'll ever blog for the public anytime soon.

from Swifty


If you ask me what I think, I say the whole thing has been blown out of proportion, yet again.

Look, I know what the public think. And I say this:

And honestly, who doesn't like before-and-after photos? EVERYONE LOVES BEFORE-AND-AFTER PHOTOS!

You think all these Hollywood celebrities you pay to see in the cinemas are au naturale? WRONG. What if I tell you that your favourite movie star / supermodel had, just like Dawn Yang, gone under the knife before?

Let's start with every man's wet-dream and every woman's lesbian fantasy. Star of Mr and Mrs Smith, Angeline Jolie.

Want her lips? Think her cheekbone structure is sexy? Well, GUESS WHAT I FOUND FROM THE FAR REACHES OF THE INTERNET.




Believe or not, the lips ARE real. Jolie had a nose job, boob implants, and sculpted her cheeks.

Let's find another A-list celebrity. I know! How about fellow A-lister Nicole Kidman!

Love that perfect nose she wiggled in Bewitched? Well, GUESS WHAT I FOUND FROM THE FAR REACHES OF THE INTERNET.




Plastic surgery isn't just limited to females.

What if I tell you teenage heart throb Orlando Bloom has had plastic surgery? This is the Orlando you know from movies like Lord of the Rings, Troy, and Kingdom of Heaven.

Crazy over his deep set of eyes? Love his stubble? Well, GUESS WHAT I FOUND FROM THE FAR REACHES OF THE INTERNET.




Finally, the truth is revealed. Quick, go slam Orlando Bloom for lying about his plastic surgery!

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