77 Comments On Kuching Toilet Etiquette
hahaha ... good one ... dun tell me you have not EVER SQUATTED OVER A TOILET BOWL B4 ////
Posted by: lclclc at 31 October 2005 3:24 AM
kewl
Posted by: clones at 31 October 2005 3:24 AM
DBKU should send ppl to the toilet uni in singapore for some re-educate the ppl LOL
Posted by: Darren at 31 October 2005 3:35 AM
maybe kenny should have that quote stuff - like the previous post for the matrix, see what creative slogan people can come up with from the toilet user manual picture. would love to have it in my website so that i can let the whole school quote my lecturers.
i think hext time they
Posted by: calvin at 31 October 2005 3:57 AM
Seriously, it made men from Kuching looked silly. But then again, this is very true. I'm refering to the poster. I'm working in the most prestigious shopping mall in Singapore, and I see footprints of the toilet bowl's seat all the time.
Posted by: Kierra at 31 October 2005 3:58 AM
u should make a good toilet ambassador kenny! im laughing my ass off. this beats the toilet college thingy.
Posted by: vic at 31 October 2005 4:05 AM
I remember there was a stupid sign at the swimming pool asking people not to swim in baju kurung.
Posted by: Life Feel at 31 October 2005 4:31 AM
I knew there were people squatted over the bowl, that's why I never shit on public toilet. But then hor... Kuching really got those sign huh? What a joke isn't it?
Posted by: wong at 31 October 2005 5:12 AM
I laughed out loud at what were in the "Greet your toilet bowl" and "Entertain your toilet bowl" voice balloons! I totally did not expect that. Awfully creative, Kenny. :-) But how come the "Praise your toilet bowl" wordings are the same as the "Greet your toilet bowl" ones eh?
Posted by: Karen at 31 October 2005 6:18 AM
Since you are on the subject of toilet humor, here's some material on your obvious source of inspiration. Enjoy!
XX came home from school one day and said to her mom, 'I can count faster then all the kids in my primary six class, do you think it is because I am smart?'
Mother: 'Of couse it is, dear.'
The next day, XX said, 'I can say the alphabet faster then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am smart?'
Mother: 'Of course it is dear!'
The next day XX came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am smart?'
MOther: 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.'
XX was headed to KL. She got on the plane and sat down in business class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for economy and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but XX replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in business class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that business class doesn't stop in KL."
XX was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a police.
The police walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
XX said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The police looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Q: Why can't XX dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: How do you drown XX?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a toilet bowl.
Q: Why did XX climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: How do you confuse XX?
A: You don't have to. She is born that way.
Q: What does XX and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: To XX, what is long and hard?
A: Primary Six.
Posted by: Hayden Wong at 31 October 2005 7:30 AM
...Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?
Eh you also can stand far far like me?
it's in the Genes i tell you..thanks to our Sia ancestor
Posted by: Kuzco at 31 October 2005 7:40 AM
Singaporeans don't know how to pee in the toilets too. In my office there are always some buggers who refuse to always pee outside the toilet bowls :( we need such signs in our toilets too.
Posted by: Michael Chua at 31 October 2005 8:21 AM
About not to squat over the toilet bowl, there's more than the reason of keeping the seat clean. I've read a news many years back about a guy who did that, slipped and lost his footing. The toilet bowl broke and thrust into his ass. Imagine the pain...
Posted by: PinPin at 31 October 2005 8:56 AM
that's right, Singaporean can't do it properly too!
Once, a 'lao mu ji' (old chicken) in my office went around the office looking for a pair of shoes which matches the prints on a toilet seat...yes...even girls climb ontop of to do their business!!
And I tell u...I have a asst. GM who doesn't wash his hand after he pees!! DISGUSTING!!...
Posted by: Button at 31 October 2005 8:58 AM
Wahah.. toiletting lesson? LOL
Posted by: cynthia at 31 October 2005 9:09 AM
Good one! LOL! yeah dude...what's up with our people? They need Shitology or sumthin?!
Posted by: Edd at 31 October 2005 9:50 AM
Talk about toilet-rights, coz they're human too!
Posted by: alexallied at 31 October 2005 10:51 AM
RoFl @ "...It is not as long as you think, alright? Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?"
Posted by: Keegan at 31 October 2005 10:58 AM
I like that line: " Seiously don't overestimate the length of your penis who do u think u are? Kenny sia?" sometimes after a hard day you really need some laughter to cheer u up. Thx kenny
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 October 2005 11:10 AM
HAHAHA! Yes, I love this!
"Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?"
Posted by: desperate addict at 31 October 2005 11:12 AM
they have those signs in kuching?
The funny one i saw in kl is the one telling ppl to not throw rubbish in toilet bowl, flush toilet, yada yada. The pic they had asking ppl to flush was one where a person was looking into the bowl going,"eeeeee...submarine siape tu?
Posted by: hayley at 31 October 2005 11:22 AM
OMG, i expected that you will show the pics for the ladies also. OMG , im so disappointed. =( =P
Posted by: Elan at 31 October 2005 11:49 AM
lol. wtf.
Posted by: regine at 31 October 2005 12:06 PM
ain't there's a toilet university in Singapore?
Posted by: Life Feel at 31 October 2005 12:22 PM
i'm a little worried, because comments in Kennysia.com becomes more and more like a platform for XX haters. do something, Kenny.
did you ever see toilet posters in S'pore? it's in a comic strip form added with a little humour. but seeing Kuching's way to teach toilet etiquette, i can see that it is somehow funnier. haha!
Posted by: w.o.w at 31 October 2005 12:25 PM
I wonder what the signs in the LADIES ROOM look like.... hehehehe
Posted by: eyeriz at 31 October 2005 12:36 PM
I'm curious as to what the other people in the toilet might have been thinking when they saw you with a camera taking pictures....
Posted by: Sashi at 31 October 2005 12:41 PM
somehow the man in the illustration looks so much like you, it's uncanny.
Posted by: YC at 31 October 2005 12:43 PM
haha...finger licking good!
Posted by: Wei De at 31 October 2005 12:48 PM
childish
Posted by: Jeebs at 31 October 2005 12:56 PM
I now know how to use the toilet stuff properly. Thank you, Master Kenny.
Posted by: Wan Zafran at 31 October 2005 12:57 PM
LOL!!! this is soooooo funny!!!! :D
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 October 2005 1:33 PM
Hi Kenny. FYI Sibu had started a Sibu Toilet Council and plans are being made to celebrate World Toilet Day on 19 Nov. Maybe U can help to champion the case as well?? Dirty Toilet? Not Shit.. Its BIG BUSINESS!!
Cheers.. U can reach me for more details.. TQ
Posted by: James at 31 October 2005 1:50 PM
Hahaha! This is so funny! My mum thought I was nuts when I laughed to myself while reading this entry!
Posted by: Melissa at 31 October 2005 3:52 PM
HILAROUS! You're da man Kenny. Always was, always will be! :)
Posted by: hazel at 31 October 2005 4:04 PM
You're not a Pink Idiot btw.
Posted by: desperate addict at 31 October 2005 4:34 PM
HAH ... Sarcasm at its best.
Way to go, Kenny!
Posted by: Lizzy at 31 October 2005 4:38 PM
Kenny, can I have real life demo? :)
Posted by: desperate addict at 31 October 2005 5:41 PM
really a funny one!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 October 2005 5:44 PM
i'll remember to say hello to my toilet the next time i see it ;)
Posted by: lynnee at 31 October 2005 5:59 PM
oi, no joke on NOT sitting on the toilet bowl. a friend of mine almost got his ass split in half when the damn thing shattered. he now has 28 scars on his ass to remind him of sitting proper everytime he shits. :o)
Posted by: Jimbo at 31 October 2005 6:06 PM
Koochee Koochee Kooo.....LOL! luv this! I'm a new comer and am sending your URL to many friends! :)
Posted by: jc_awful at 31 October 2005 6:34 PM
"Hello Mr/Ms Toilet Bowl!How was your day?Oh no,it stinks? Geez ... No shit ..."
Yes sir, I'll make it a point to greet my toilet bowls from now on. ;p
Posted by: cy33 at 31 October 2005 7:14 PM
Please,not only in Kuching..do something about the public toilets in KL!i'm a student in one of the universities,and it really piss me off numerous times to see the toilet bowl with foot prints..If you can't sit,go to the squatting bowl next door lar!
Posted by: kelly at 31 October 2005 9:20 PM
Omg man... does Kenny Sia have any limit to his creativity?
I laughed my arse off on that one ;)
Posted by: Jon at 31 October 2005 9:23 PM
Eh why u top bloggers like to talk abt toilets?
Posted by: OBSERVATORY at 31 October 2005 9:49 PM
cause its when they are shitting in the toilet then they have time to put on their thinking caps.aha
Posted by: calvin at 31 October 2005 10:41 PM
good one kenny! forwarded along this blog lol.
Posted by: Alex at 01 November 2005 12:17 AM
hahaha, nice one man :)
Posted by: ramesh at 01 November 2005 1:58 AM
Actually, I think I've seen similar posters in Singapore before. And instead of people, they used cartoony pink hippos. Heh.
Do guys actually pee outside of the urinal? Like, I can imagine people actually squatting on the toilet bowl - but is it that hard to aim into a urinal??? lol
Posted by: Nadia at 01 November 2005 4:48 AM
we all need re-educating in using toilets, it's the same everywhere..ppl can't use toilets properly
Posted by: Wu Ching at 01 November 2005 7:19 AM
kenny: one word. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! *laughing like hyena*
nadia: pink hippos!! you kidding me? do we resemble pink hippos?mmm.. i think guys stand far away cos they're scared their birds get soiled by dirty urinals. instead, they pee on floor and soil the their toes.
Posted by: Li-Ann at 01 November 2005 10:26 AM
I am so 'proud' to be from Malaysia. Wawasan 2020 is 15 years away, and still we are all acting like uncivilized barbarians from some jungle in Borneo. Destroying public phones, vandalizing toilets, the list goes on.....
Posted by: TheThing at 01 November 2005 10:31 AM
u are funny. :)
Posted by: Kit Fan at 01 November 2005 10:51 AM
Kennnnnyyyyyyyyy!
You are damn wuliao...and disgusting! :P ----> describing the sound of shit dropping into the toilet bowl
Bet you've been shitting a lot too with your detox diet ;)
Posted by: Ashley at 01 November 2005 1:18 PM
U guys should see the toilet etiquette posters in the LRT station and KL Sentral toilets......bad english and illustrations...
Posted by: sang what at 01 November 2005 2:27 PM
sorry abt it kenny..gotta mention this. That guy in the poster just look like you :X uncanny resemblance lol~
Posted by: ah girl at 01 November 2005 3:46 PM
That is hilarious!! Who would have though that bathroom discipline was such a top priority of the Kuching Government =) Nice blog!
Posted by: Bizong at 01 November 2005 9:22 PM
i am.....SO SICK OF TOILETS
heh.
Posted by: Lainie at 01 November 2005 10:05 PM
we used to have this sign on the female toilet in my college "no girlish boy allow". when the "girlish boys" go to guys toilet, the guys will tease them, when they are in girls toilet, girls will scream like hell. (common, they still have their bird down there, so they are still consider as guys, even if they dont "look" like guys anymore)
too bad, this is malaysia, no toilet built for ah kua!
Posted by: tiny_sharky at 01 November 2005 11:04 PM
Posted by: Nadia at November 1, 2005 04:48 AM
Do guys actually pee outside of the urinal? Like, I can imagine people actually squatting on the toilet bowl - but is it that hard to aim into a urinal??? lol
Yes, especially for the uncircumcised!! If the weapon is not handled properly, the jet may come out split or sideways!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 November 2005 9:25 AM
Remember to wish for "world piss", today and everyday.
Posted by: samixie at 02 November 2005 9:50 AM
I hate it when ppl pang sai and squad on toilet bowls. then the sai splatter on the seat and the cover of the seat. I know a lot of ppl who does that, tryin to change a person now. but he keep sayin "i don't feel comfortable sitting.. i'll try"
LOL
Posted by: sarah at 02 November 2005 7:20 PM
lame funny thing youve got! some men are too full of themselves..
Posted by: vodka at 03 November 2005 12:02 PM
I thought i saw not really the same poster in singapore toilet as well...
i will try to check it out and share to everyone
Posted by: Hmm at 04 November 2005 5:51 AM
eh why the clothes so ah beng ah lian 'KO TONG' one?? ahahahahaha like the OLD textbooks we have. and the toilets there so lasap.. use ur hands to lift the seats kok LoL and let ur arse sit on it kok.. aiyer............ ahahahahaha
Posted by: amanda at 06 November 2005 3:39 AM
Haha... This is damn funny! Laughed like mad...
Posted by: S.Y at 09 November 2005 9:49 AM
Good one!
FYI commenters, these signboards were meant to educate (and re-educate) some idiots who never used the toilet bowl before. Well, u can forgive the rural folks who dont have the luxury of sitting bowl toilets. But then some town folks still have the "kampung" mentality and squat on top of the toilet bowl, which i find disgusting.
Posted by: Apai_Mau at 14 November 2005 4:45 AM
it's sick, but good..... really goood.....
Posted by: florence at 18 November 2005 9:41 PM
freaken tru... some ppl just derno how to use the toilet D: sad
Posted by: DJ Pepper at 15 March 2006 1:37 AM
Who would actualy sit on a toilet bowl and touch it.
Posted by: ACoolBlog.com at 05 June 2006 5:52 AM
Guys who sell roti canai & use their hands to wash their assholes after shitting must not wear rings on their fingers or else some shit may get stuck to their rings and we'll be eating some shit together with the roti canai!
Personally I don't buy roti canai from a stall where the operator is wearing a ring.
Posted by: terence at 22 June 2006 8:34 PM
i never knew out toilets had feelings leh...
but they must be really pissed off since they are always in a dirty state of mind !
woo hoo !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 13 July 2006 1:09 PM
kenny,
i love you!!
:D
Posted by: wittywitty at 04 August 2006 10:45 AM
not bad.. i agreen ur opinion..
Posted by: louis at 30 July 2007 10:20 PM
hahahaha........nice thing to share... coz rite now people do not really know how to use toilets propally...hahahaha....gud kenny...
make more effort
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 September 2008 6:08 AM
I red before an article with pics, a lady butt was cut deeply in hospital due to the toilet bowl broken while she was squatting on top of it. The bowl is made for you to sit on it and it can't stand the weight of a person on top. If you think it is dirty put tissue paper around and before use.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 September 2008 3:34 AM