44 Comments On A Blog From Jail
Congratulations on fucking the authorities and winning.
Posted by: Jon Choo at 16 April 2005 12:11 AM
*hehe*
FYI, i think it's arnold "susah nak eja" because it is indeed difficult to spell. :P
sometimes they just don't understand certain things you try to explain thru the telephone. sometimes even face to face with hand gestures, they still don't understand.
piang!
Posted by: FeR at 16 April 2005 12:21 AM
*In upbeat wedding karaoke singing spirit*..."ai peah cia eh ia..." Ha ha...Great to see you "peah" (fight) and defeated the idiots.
OK, you earn a feather on your balls. Bravo.
Posted by: Nic at 16 April 2005 12:24 AM
w00tness to you Kenny, fight fight fiiiiiiiight! And most importantly, win..hahaha. Glad it worked out anyway
Posted by: Lainie at 16 April 2005 12:30 AM
The new world heavy weight champion is Kenny Sia! Woohoo~!
Glad that everything worked out without a glintch. ;) Yeah, you are the man. Don't get bullied by some shit stuff or some stupid rules. I respect you!
Posted by: Jason at 16 April 2005 12:57 AM
Way to go!!!
Posted by: AA at 16 April 2005 1:13 AM
congratulations :)
Posted by: kimberlycun at 16 April 2005 1:32 AM
just before this, my dad got pulled over by a cop in a traffic jam for entering a no entry shortcut. He gave the cop flak for pulling ppl over and summoning instead of trying to ease the traffic jam (which was what he was trying to escape using the shortcut). The cop ate the flak like in Unreal Tournament, and dad walked out unscathed.
Man, I wish I could be like you guys (not nice guys).
Posted by: randomshinichi at 16 April 2005 1:44 AM
lol glad you pulled through dude. ;D haahah.. i'd have visited you in jail you know. *wistful*.bwaahahhaa.
Posted by: Jayelle at 16 April 2005 1:48 AM
i'm surprised u didn't have to slip a few notes under your IC...
Posted by: chris at 16 April 2005 2:07 AM
...and hope you will live happily ever after or bodybuilding.com will return you the package and go through all over this again...kakaka..
Posted by: aGentX at 16 April 2005 2:26 AM
Haha...your balls expanded AGAIN? if your balls get any bigger, kenny, you might have to buy a wheelbarrow or something, man!
Posted by: J Schnorng at 16 April 2005 2:56 AM
I wished I had the same guts to screw my school's student union over! Nice one, Kenny!
Posted by: JY at 16 April 2005 3:27 AM
U were lucky, u noe tat rite..? =P
Cant believe they actually bothered to head there to watch u pack up ur stuff..
N technically jus bcoz u send them a sample letter of wat u Cud send to bodybuilding.com doesnt mean tat u wud hav..
as in, u still cud hav asked them to send back to u rite?
Which was wat they were afraid of i guess..
Huh..not bad for you.. =P
Posted by: Allyssa at 16 April 2005 5:21 AM
Your win is our lost. We could have learnt more from the Kuching prison system. Does "Shawshank Redemption" ring any bell? espeically the guy, with his ass violated. Damn!
Can someone from that gym take some picture in the locker room to get some real perspective on the ball? Please..ss...
Posted by: Pope at 16 April 2005 5:57 AM
Great blog. Really interesting shit.
Now, enuff formalities. On to da real shit. As someone who will probably be defending people from the sodomising arms of the law in but a few months time, lemme give you my legal take on the matter and why they backed down...
1) Quoting DIRECTLY from an Act only scares lay people from doin' the shit they're tryina prevent. In 80% of innocent cases, the letter of the law can BE IGNORED if it goes against a person's rights where circumstances apply.
2) They told you the MAXIMUM penalty / jail term if found guilty of the crime you were purported to have caused. Even seasoned crooks barely get the MAXIMUM. First timers usually get 1/3 of whatever that is. RARELY prison term, in your case.
3) No expensive legal fees involved if you decide to pursue this all the way. You're entitled to FREE LEGAL SERVICES courtesy of the Law Society who makes it compulsory for chambees to provide free service from time to time
4) Threaten to SUE THEM instead for the slow reply / procedural inconsistencies (ask a lawyer to read your case) and shit.
Lesson here, folks. Follow the old adage, if you ain't done something wrong or don't THINK you did somethin' wrong, nothing to worry. Prisons are overcrowded too. And costs them money. So they won't waste it on petty cases
Posted by: Your Learned Counsel For Free, Yu Jian at 16 April 2005 6:18 AM
Good on ya,mate!Hope you keep this refuse-to-budge attitude for a long time more to come. I graduated with more than just a degree when I came back to Malaysia. Took away that same kind of attitude too. :D
Posted by: SY at 16 April 2005 8:20 AM
kenny!!! so glad u're out of that stupid gvt matter! yu jian, thanks for the advice. next time can threaten them to sue them laio! hahahahahahhaah!!!
anyway, im so happy for u! no jail! no fine!( no vits [ =( ] and no rm1.50!) hehhe! hurrah!
Posted by: vss3t at 16 April 2005 9:08 AM
lol congrats and again ur WWF pics make me laugh XD
Posted by: kahsoon at 16 April 2005 9:32 AM
gee, that was close..
"On my way to the Post Office. What's with the Singaporean and Sarawakian flags anyway?" - if you look at your pic of The borneo poo, you could see the headline at the very bottom:
Singapore president arrives for 3-day visit
Posted by: ember at 16 April 2005 10:27 AM
Glad they let you send the medicine back to get your refund.
Posted by: Wilson at 16 April 2005 10:39 AM
I told you my way to convince them work. Can negotiate one!!!!If you are tactful it usually works from my experience. First don't argue, listen then slowly ,nicely n surely explain. If you argue sure no win-win situation and Gurantee lose.
Posted by: thquah at 16 April 2005 10:50 AM
Singapore president is in Kuching and it's happening in Padang Merdeka at the moment (Saturday)
Posted by: Albert at 16 April 2005 11:28 AM
hi, i am a new reader.
congratulations on your victory.
I'll be coming regularly to read your blog from now on.
I look up to you (or down towards your balls... ;-))
Keep up the good work.
Posted by: pohbc at 16 April 2005 12:39 PM
yo u forgot me liaw ah kenny..we went 2 da airport, we sit thr like stupid eat potatochips, we stand there like stupid holding a name scribbled on a piece of paper, we go home like idiots..but decided to drop by king center eat DOMINOS PIZZA like CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: GAMBs at 16 April 2005 1:35 PM
I wonder what you're gonna do when your balls get too big for your pants. :D
Congrats!
Posted by: Saffron at 16 April 2005 3:20 PM
haih lucky both came to senses eh?
Posted by: Reta at 16 April 2005 4:40 PM
i had became your faithful reader since i read your friendster blog..
sure mind-blowing, some blog style i dreamt of since the first day i surf internet.
however, when i think your chances are low yesterday....luck seems had turned his way for you!
CONGRATS!
Posted by: Kenny Lee at 16 April 2005 6:39 PM
Niiiiice! :)
So are you going to try and register your supplements with the Ministry of Health and give it another go?
Posted by: Adrian at 16 April 2005 6:51 PM
Adrian, from what I gather registering a product is a cumbersome process requiring samples to be sent to the labs for couple of hundred ringgits. It also requires a sticker to be labelled on each packaging before they can be brought in. The whole procedure becomes too much just to bring in a couple bottles of supplements.
FeR, thanks for the clarification. :) Still a good laugh none the less.
Nic, and how shall I decorate the feather on my balls?
Lainie, w00tness indeed!
Jason, alright next on my list - Triple H!
randomshinichi, eh excuse me! are you trying to say that I'm not a nice guy or something HUH?! well, it was them themselves who wanted to make things difficult for us anyway, so we take out our Flak Cannon lah!
Jayelle, you can still visit me in jail. Next time when we play Monopoly.
chris, no need. I offered actually (if you read my letter to them in my last post, I said I'll pay them any service charge, but they didn't ask so I didn't pay. :)
AgentX, hoiii! Dun pray pray. I had enough already mannnnnnnn.
J Schnorng, oh yea its kinda difficult lugging them around.
JiaYuan, screw your student union over? Why do you wanna do that? What happened?
Allyssa, actually I was thinking of mailing the items to myself at my Kuching address! HEH! But they were looking so too bad. Aiya, they're afraid to do many things lah. Just simple things like that, they think its too much trouble already.
Pope, oh man I dun wanna crawl through the sewerage system to free myself man! Kuching longkang damn smelly one you knoW!! Eh why you so interested in my balls? YOU DIRTY POPE!
Yu Jian, great stuff! You're the kind of lawyer I would wanna hire next time I get into trouble with the law. Heh. But its typical lah. These minions quote the Act, go to court, face fine, face jail just to scare ppl. When I'm really serious about going to court with them, they back away. Typical ball-less minions. Counsel you are dismissed. :P
SY, that kinda attitude is useful to keep for a loonnnggggg time.
Tess, ahhh nvm. small small matter!
ember + Albert, what lah! Singapore president come also need all these flags! Wonder what is he doing here anyway? Holidaying ar? Memang zho-boh.
thquah, yea i know I gotta keep my temper in check. Its just that they kept saying they wanna burn my vitamins alive - I very the sim-tia.
pohbc, great to have new readers introducing themselves! :) Too many ppl here shy-shy dun wanna intro themselves. So all you stalkers out there better learn from pohbc oi!
Kenny Chai, eh I remember you lah! But u keep on changing nicks from KENie to [KEN]ie to Chobits to Gambskit to Gambs. You tell me how to follow?
Saffron, I might decide to 'air' it then.... errr, not a good idea!
Reta, yea they happen to find their brains locked away in the cellars.
AA + kimberlycun + kahsoon + Wilson + Kenny Lee, thanks for the congrats! Yay!
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 16 April 2005 8:51 PM
Great action Kenny. So proud to have a Kuchingite like you. Kekeke... If only everyone dare to speak out like you for the truth, I think those balls of them will be getting smaller and smaller. But hey, dun let urs get too big, later no undies to fit. :P
Posted by: fish fish at 16 April 2005 9:46 PM
well, i'm glad you're okay. if you need any help with importing packages, please email me, i'm experienced in this field. i just got a package today containing something that's not exactly legal at all, the customs pharmaceuticals enforcement unit went through it four times but can't identify what exactly it is so they passed it - i'll post about that soon.
there are concealment options available, it's not a good idea to receive things in their original containers.
but i'm glad you got off alright, take care mate, we be playing with fire here...
p/s - don't knock the customs dept publicly, that inviting trouble, my friend...
Posted by: killuminati at 16 April 2005 9:55 PM
I thought 2.30 today.
Turned out to be yesterday! Darn! Was planning to wait at the Parcel Center with a camera in my hand, incase something happens ;)
Posted by: NSDS3 at 16 April 2005 11:05 PM
congratulation on your winning! keep blogging and thanks for quoting my comment :0
may you have a forever growing testicle.
Posted by: sandkan at 18 April 2005 9:14 AM
haha... there was one time I went to pay a fine at the local council, and i parked somewhere which wasn't marked as 'kakitangan sahaja', the sign was broke or stolen... u know la Malaysia...
Anyway after I paid my fine, I was so bloody annoyed to find another fine at my car. And those idiots kept insisting that I am a moron who parked at their kakitangan car park and argued that I was 'blind' not to see the sign blah blah blah...
sigh... lost my voice that day... fuming mad... going to vote for opposition :P
Posted by: benel at 18 April 2005 3:36 PM
yah... my sis sent two pairs of socks and some foodstuff from New Zealand... for some gift or something... and when we got there... the socks disapppeared... i think they must have took the socks out of the package and just used it for themselves... damn i hate this people
Posted by: ChrisCZC at 15 May 2005 4:09 AM
actually.. isn't susah nak eja = difficult to spell? hahah..
Posted by: michelle at 27 May 2005 3:39 PM
u did the right thing,kenny
they would most probably simpan those supplement for their own use if not for ur brilliant act to send it back.
dont ever surrender when u can still fight back!
Posted by: ahbeng at 09 May 2006 9:29 PM
Your blog is f**king nice and superb...
u're simply a natural writer who has lots of talents....I luv it so much!!!(I've been reading ur blog since afternoon till now-eleven at nite)
I like the way you organise ur entry...outrageously superb!
Posted by: Ramsz at 29 May 2006 11:08 PM
congrats to you lah,brade !
u de man !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 04 July 2006 11:40 AM
At last someone who has brain on their shoulder.
Keep it up!
Posted by: KuchikiRukia at 06 November 2006 4:38 PM
Ok, I know that this blog was written ages ago, but i was searching for Malaysian Customs and came across it... so i thought i might as well read it and now am commenting because i'm going through the same thing...
I order a fair bit from amazon.com and buy dvds and books from them about once a month. annoyingly (and randomly) customs stop my packages and open it up looking at what i bought and tend to want to keep it with them at their KLIA (fucking far away) office for me to go negotiate a bribe.
It's ridiculous... like you, i studied in australia (melbourne) and have never experienced custom problems... sure they stop packages with dangerous things like weapons and illegal drugs (which, by the way, aren't things like supplements that don't include steroids)... but nothing like legit dvds! and even if they do stop it at customs, they contact you and tell you how much it's going to cost to get it out if there's a tax imposed (and you can check it against a posted list). and a tax is only imposed when your importing large quantities!
My opinion is that they're, in a way, supporting piracy.. i'm buying originals (just not in this country) and for personal use. they can come and raid my house (i dare them) if they wanted to check whether i was operating a pirated dvd ring... bloody bastards.
so there is my rant and rave. i truly believe that these greedy/ignorant/stupid/vague assholes should really get their act together.
*ahem*
good on you for working it out... last year.. :p
Posted by: Marcus at 06 December 2006 3:05 PM
congrats. i am really gonna salute u for the effort taken to get ur rights back rather than to shallow it just like tat. usually malaysians are lazy and find it useless talking to the governments
Posted by: qnie at 13 August 2007 8:23 PM
so kenny, when are you going to have the round 2 session with the goveerment?
say this time pick on Ministry of Home Affairs?
Posted by: sic-ko man at 02 October 2008 6:44 PM