20 Comments On Two Extremes of Human Intelligence in a Bank
lol apasal lah kenny so bengang? funny sight:)
Posted by: Jayelle at 23 March 2005 2:39 PM
I'm type 3!
My malay is kinda rotten too :P
Posted by: MunKit at 23 March 2005 3:29 PM
LOL...
I can speak English, Mandarin, Malay and Cantonese well enuff for normal conversation. :P Unlike MunKit, open mouth already is type 3. :P
Posted by: Jason at 23 March 2005 4:10 PM
OMG! They PWNED Kenny!!!
Posted by: KLJS at 23 March 2005 5:12 PM
how come i don't seem to belong to any of those groups one? mebbe i'm in the kanak-kanak istimewa group, lol.
and if you wanna insult my mandarin. u die ah. =P my written one is pretty bad but i can read and speak it perfectly well.
Posted by: kimm at 23 March 2005 6:33 PM
People used to laugh at me because i don't know how to write or read in chinese. =(
Most of the indians in my college know how to speak mandarin and cantonese. So never ever tried to kutuk them in mandarin. kakakakaa..
Posted by: Carol at 23 March 2005 7:17 PM
hahahahaha. im no chinese but i can read write talk chinese fluently. i even tot of working in china as an archeologist. funnies funnies. but sadly my bahasa sarawak is dead poor. it feels pretty awkward having conversations wif my bumi frens. hmmmmmmmmmmm....
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 23 March 2005 9:58 PM
hahahahaha. im no chinese but i can read write talk chinese fluently. i even tot of working in china as an archeologist. funnies funnies. but sadly my bahasa sarawak is dead poor. it feels pretty awkward having conversations wif my bumi frens. hmmmmmmmmmmm....
Posted by: thunderfoxy at 23 March 2005 9:58 PM
nyahahaha.
in your spider bar (or whatever) Kursus Bahasa Inggris.
I might as well be tipsy, that made me laugh a while.
nyahahaha for chinese lady with low iq as well.
Posted by: yo at 23 March 2005 10:00 PM
Good for BM then, accepting foreign words easily -- it's the reason English has such a rich vocabulary. The basic recipe for a regional lingua franca.
Though you refer to S'wakians and not Sabahans, I say I belong in #2. Being just half Chinese is no good excuse either. My BM is quite hebat lah.
Yes your S'wakian girls are damn hot! (People do say the same for Sabahans but I have my preferences..)
Posted by: lionel at 24 March 2005 7:11 PM
i'm chinese, i dont speak mandarin, but i can curse in hokkien. so what category do i fall under?
Posted by: vanessa at 24 March 2005 8:05 PM
It's very enlighten to read your blog with all those funny stuff, hahaha.
Keep up the good job, man ...
Posted by: SK at 24 March 2005 11:01 PM
i can proudly say that i'm both 1 and 2. :D And i thank my parents and kindy teachers for that. :P Go St Faith's Kindy Kuching! :))
Posted by: Carol at 27 July 2005 12:30 AM
Have you seen this before? It's a number guessing game: http://www.amblesideprimary.com/ambleweb/mentalmaths/guessthenumber.html. I guessed 46323, and it got it right! Pretty neat.
Posted by: Merideth Carleton at 15 November 2005 6:47 AM
I've managed to save up roughly $70007 in my bank account, but I'm not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?
Posted by: Courtney Gidts at 20 January 2006 11:14 AM
Hi, I recently stumbled on your blog and have found it quite entertaining! I know this entry is over a yea old, but I just felt like I had to comment.
Well, you complain about how so many Malay words are 'stolen' from the English language, however if you really wanted to be a nitpicker you could say that most words in the English language were stolen from other languages in the first place! Like Latin, for example.
But yeah I really like your blog, keep up the good work!
Oh, and in case you were interested, there is a word in English which came from Malay.
The word? "Amok".
Posted by: Jia Jia at 26 May 2006 3:56 PM
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Posted by: dicover credit card at 13 August 2006 10:55 AM
Hi, I know its a late comment, and am no sure if kenny's gonna even notice its here..
just a wee comment here kenny, I hope you don't mind.. sometimes there are the 'not so fortunate group' of people who did not manage to further their studies. they are probably not so well educated as you and me and won't even know what LV or channel means. she carrying a fake LV bag was not because she wanted to act rich.. she probably just bought it from the nearby pasar malam without even releasing what LV actually means. Trust me, in the small kampung im from, there;s actually a hair saloon by the name of LV..
so what if she doesnt know what a credit card does? we should be honoured that we have more knowledge and help those who are not so well educated!
Posted by: kampung girl at 18 May 2007 11:56 PM
Could you write an expose for our fellow malaysians about the eye of malaysia and the massive corruption involved with it. I mean seriously, it costs 35 mil for rental and they are proposing another 35 to buy it. It looks like a effin carnival ferris wheel and is nothing compared to the millenium wheel at the Thames river in England. And is it on prime land? NO! Its on landfill that could collapse at some point in the future.
And the world famous ferris wheel in England costs 7 mil- ringgit!! we malaysian tax payers are being robbed blind by the tourism board. I hope a worthy reporter will cover an expose on this robbery of taxpayers money. There are homeless kids begging on the streets-malaysian mind you, glue sniffing street kids(as young as 10 years old), drug addicts being thrown into jail,and why do we have NGO'S to take care of our social work? Don't we have th emoney to pay for a jokeof a ferris wheelbut no moneyfor malaysian citizens welfare and general wellbeing. As told by the star newspaper,orang asli's health care is non existant.Hope that you can help shed some light on this to other Malysians who are unaware of this going on in their country.This may be political but how much can we close one eye and not be affected by it? Maybe not the middle class portion of us but how bout the people who belong in the lower income wage bracket? or the NO INCOME bracket? We may have magnificent infrastructure but frankly, those who's taking care of our people?
Posted by: pengjun at 20 May 2007 3:09 PM
Singaporeans are half fucked. Neither here nor there...
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 27 November 2007 9:29 AM