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24 October 2008
Short Talk:
Blog Plug of the Day: FireAngel, corporate slave extraordinaire, moved to Singapore recently and had trouble understanding their local habits.
"If you see tissue paper packets on tables, do not take it and throw it away. Instead, you need to go and look for another table as those tables with tissue packets are BOOKED. It’s rather strange how the people are generous enough to bother respecting tissue packets and letting it sit there as if it’s a person."
Meeting Paris Hilton
What are the chances! I can't believe I bumped into Paris Hilton!

No, not the blonde bimbo hotel heiress.
THIS Paris Hilton.

To be fair though, I think the hotel version of Paris Hilton shares many similarities with the human version of Paris Hilton.
For example, Paris Hilton has a very wide entrance.

Every day you see people go in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out.

But most importantly, when you see Paris Hilton, you know you're not too far away from a huge erection.

I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said "Careful."
"That's hot!"
:: Posted by Kenny at 6:37 PM | Link | Facebook It
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95 Comments:
haha
Posted by: fiona at 24 October 2008 6:42 PM | Link to comment
swt
Posted by: C_w_sam at 24 October 2008 6:44 PM | Link to comment
...no really funny, Kenny :(
Posted by: phoebe at 24 October 2008 6:47 PM | Link to comment
not funny at all.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 October 2008 6:48 PM | Link to comment
paris is way hotter than what u make her out to be.
Posted by: jane at 24 October 2008 6:48 PM | Link to comment
haha...first five huh..
Posted by: Allyallyally at 24 October 2008 6:53 PM | Link to comment
kwek kwek kwek kwek *bird flying past* so lame leh the joke..not farnee pun
Posted by: smeone at 24 October 2008 6:57 PM | Link to comment
top ten!!!
Posted by: Kiddo at 24 October 2008 7:01 PM | Link to comment
haha..
Posted by: Allyallyally at 24 October 2008 7:02 PM | Link to comment
not that hilarious :\
Posted by: teehee at 24 October 2008 7:08 PM | Link to comment
ehmmmmmm....... funny..? not funnny.....? ehhhh....
Posted by: catega at 24 October 2008 7:11 PM | Link to comment
Lame....
Posted by: Dublo at 24 October 2008 7:17 PM | Link to comment
oooh hot hot... =)..
haf a coffee, release ur stress haha...
Posted by: Zenria at 24 October 2008 7:21 PM | Link to comment
lol.funny as usual. I don't believe you are in paris now, week ago you was in kota kinabalu. :D
amazing.
Posted by: kchan at 24 October 2008 7:27 PM | Link to comment
Boring and totally not funny, in other word, lame.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 October 2008 7:28 PM | Link to comment
not funny :(
http://kelvinsse.blogspot.com
Posted by: kelvin at 24 October 2008 7:52 PM | Link to comment
honestly, this is one of the most boring posts ever kenny.
Posted by: hahaha at 24 October 2008 8:20 PM | Link to comment
Looks like you've just pissed off ONE irate paris hilton fan, Kenny...
Excellent post, BTW.
Posted by: t at 24 October 2008 8:35 PM | Link to comment
I actually think the contrary. Thought it was cleverly worded ;)
Posted by: mariposa at 24 October 2008 9:00 PM | Link to comment
I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said "Careful."
"That's hot!"
------------------------------------------------
Kenny,
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:)
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 October 2008 9:02 PM | Link to comment
I must say, the joke was kind of lame =P but meh, it's you ;)
Posted by: Wan Hoe at 24 October 2008 9:42 PM | Link to comment
I found this post very funny :-)
well worded and appropriate pictures!
Plan B
http://b-like-plan-b.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Plan B at 24 October 2008 9:48 PM | Link to comment
not bad le.. haha http://crazyfool2986.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Crazyfool at 24 October 2008 10:08 PM | Link to comment
LOL. So mean to poor Paris.
Posted by: Maddie at 24 October 2008 10:09 PM | Link to comment
It doesn't look very opulent, not what I was expecting. I'm a marriot/ritz person anyway
Posted by: Alex at 24 October 2008 10:29 PM | Link to comment
Haha Excellent post!!! NOT.
Posted by: Borat at 24 October 2008 10:35 PM | Link to comment
funny as fuck.
especially the last part when you said "that's hot".
don't listen to the people who say it's not funny.
Posted by: H at 24 October 2008 10:37 PM | Link to comment
-.-.........thts bad.
Posted by: -.- at 24 October 2008 10:38 PM | Link to comment
i know you`re trying to point out the signature "your hot" quote but...
Posted by: D at 24 October 2008 10:39 PM | Link to comment
errr, is this even a joke. I hope kenny have enough sense that this post is kinda LAME!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 October 2008 10:52 PM | Link to comment
lame..
'funny as fuck'????
LOL. worst post ever.
Posted by: dick at 24 October 2008 11:36 PM | Link to comment
H--> Typical Kenny Ass Kisser.
Posted by: Cucko at 24 October 2008 11:42 PM | Link to comment
haha! a lot of people dun und. wow. that's hot! i wanna see those pictures of 'hot' too!
Posted by: callmecool at 24 October 2008 11:49 PM | Link to comment
Love your humour and I got it!
~in and out and in and out~
LOL
Posted by: Joanne at 25 October 2008 12:23 AM | Link to comment
notaverygoodpost try harder next time ㅅㅅ
Posted by: 922-302 at 25 October 2008 12:49 AM | Link to comment
haha. good one:)
Posted by: bjk at 25 October 2008 12:56 AM | Link to comment
hahaha.. Kenny ur funny, and how many times did you run in and out of her hotel?
Posted by: linfoong at 25 October 2008 12:56 AM | Link to comment
i get the joke but fu(k u.
Posted by: ok at 25 October 2008 2:01 AM | Link to comment
why must kenny entertain us in the first place? he is not obligated in any way to be funny la people. zzz.
he is a blogger, not a clown.
Posted by: lol at 25 October 2008 2:15 AM | Link to comment
isnt that singaporean culture in the short talk??
Posted by: tw at 25 October 2008 2:17 AM | Link to comment
haha..kena taruk "kau kau" on dis post..but it IS lame..got me cringing just reading d post..but then again,ur just a blogger,not a clown..haha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 October 2008 3:26 AM | Link to comment
Chill guys. :) It's lame, I know.
Ever heard of the phrase - it's so bad it's good? ;)
Posted by: kennysia
at 25 October 2008
3:51 AM | Link to comment
your posts are getting really lame, with regards to humour..
its obvious that the uber nerd/geek from perth who found online fame wouldn't really be that much interesting for long..
i guess u made ur 15mins of fame and continue to milk the cash and freebies out of it.. truth be told.. ur here because of your readers.. so why not buck up?
don't give us that BS about commitmentsf.. thats just pathetic..
Posted by: Fist of Asia at 25 October 2008 4:45 AM | Link to comment
I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he's trying to make a point.
Posted by: simplefreak at 25 October 2008 9:32 AM | Link to comment
Not really interesting!
Posted by: windwalker at 25 October 2008 10:32 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny,
I had the pic too....Hilton in Paris, I was there last year and was staying at the hotel next to it....
Posted by: chai at 25 October 2008 10:39 AM | Link to comment
nice post!! fuuny =)
Posted by: woot at 25 October 2008 10:47 AM | Link to comment
Wow... I really really think you had met with Paris Hilton... Haha.. good one, joke of the day~
Posted by: DSvT at 25 October 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment
LAMEEE
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 October 2008 11:22 AM | Link to comment
Oh, that's lame! But it almost worked! :D
Posted by: Kailyn at 25 October 2008 12:11 PM | Link to comment
Hahahaha! Awesome post! Short, efficient and straight to the point xD
Posted by: AdamTam at 25 October 2008 1:03 PM | Link to comment
LOL, why so lame, Kenny? Anyway, the single pathetic entity who is hehe, haha, huhu, hoho, hihi and whatever else might come should just get a life.
Posted by: leongsoon at 25 October 2008 1:05 PM | Link to comment
makes sense as she was conceived in that hotel, hence her name
Posted by: ramona at 25 October 2008 1:13 PM | Link to comment
haha! i tought 'That's hot' is copyrighted by paris or something
Posted by: KennyLim at 25 October 2008 1:13 PM | Link to comment
Wow... that is a great one... was that real?
Posted by: chee yan at 25 October 2008 1:21 PM | Link to comment
SIMPLE, YET HUMOUROUS =)
This is what Kenny Sia all about ;)
Posted by: Calvin at 25 October 2008 2:25 PM | Link to comment
The in and out, out and in part was slightly funny, but not quite the rest unfortunately. Maybe I hate puns. I like jokes or attempts at making fun of her, because I don't really like her.
Posted by: Darkspore at 25 October 2008 2:50 PM | Link to comment
meh.
Posted by: skim at 25 October 2008 3:32 PM | Link to comment
Thank you for making fun of Paris.
You made my day since I friggin hate her lmao xD
Posted by: Nina at 25 October 2008 5:22 PM | Link to comment
expected better..i guess u have ur off days too...
Posted by: disappointed at 25 October 2008 7:18 PM | Link to comment
WAhlahhweeeee....Got deepavali banner all. Scared to kena marah again la ha. hahahahahah good on you man...
Posted by: Shalini at 25 October 2008 7:41 PM | Link to comment
hmmm....okay....
Posted by: TeRaBai at 25 October 2008 8:15 PM | Link to comment
Hey kenny, wanna know something?
I think.. youre getting thinner LOL..
Posted by: Chupachups at 25 October 2008 10:20 PM | Link to comment
lol...The Hilton of Paris meets the largest (tallest??) phallic building in Paris...nice one...
Posted by: Syafsanai at 25 October 2008 10:58 PM | Link to comment
omigod, ur damn funny kenny! that was brilliant!
Posted by: yerdeh at 26 October 2008 12:37 AM | Link to comment
you're funny kenny!
Posted by: zhengdhong at 26 October 2008 12:48 AM | Link to comment
hahahahahahhaa it's so lame that it's so good!! nice one kenny!! :)
Posted by: Reika at 26 October 2008 1:58 AM | Link to comment
lol huge erection. =P
Posted by: kenwooi at 26 October 2008 3:30 AM | Link to comment
erm lame? its so lame i couldn't believe i even bothered to check ur blog ==
Posted by: kiko at 26 October 2008 6:27 AM | Link to comment
Our hilton is nicer :D
Posted by: ahlost
at 26 October 2008
11:04 AM | Link to comment
Hmm.. then can i say Paris Hilton was in Malaysia > Sarawak > Sarikei???
http://www.alexallied.com/reviews/sarikeis-asam-tom-yam-prawn-noodle
Oh Ya, to be exact PARIS HILTON is in Pavilion KL.
Posted by: goolooloo at 26 October 2008 12:36 PM | Link to comment
i've been in paris 2 months and i didnt even notice the hilton
Posted by: liz at 26 October 2008 5:51 PM | Link to comment
My first thought when seeing this post was that it's actually pretty funny in comparison to most of the others!
I guess a lot of people are saying it's not cause Kenny's reader demographic is mostly simpletons who favour crude, slapstick humour instead of tongue-in-cheek wordplay.
Get an education folks. There's a lot more to humour than farts and funny faces.
Posted by: Mike at 26 October 2008 7:44 PM | Link to comment
LoL..
Even Mike is funnier. ahahah
kelvinsse.blogspot.com
Posted by: kelvin at 26 October 2008 8:12 PM | Link to comment
Haha, I could've killed you when u said u bumped into Paris Hilton and were kidding about it...
Posted by: vrosemarie at 26 October 2008 9:12 PM | Link to comment
[quote]I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he's trying to make a point.[/quote]
I don't know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut. Don't flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior.
Besides, is Paris Hilton really a "bimbo"? Or is that a construction for the media? She sells sex (and I mean like the half-naked girls on MTV, not in the literal way I know you are immediately thinking of for a witty retort), she does dumb stuff for reality shows; she plays the audience and she makes money from it. I wouldn't call her stupid just yet.
I'm sorry, I should lighten up but I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone's character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 October 2008 9:53 PM | Link to comment
dude, paris hilton totally has MAN HANDS!
Posted by: h at 26 October 2008 11:19 PM | Link to comment
Sometimes right, it's never easy to entertain the readers. But I think you're working way to hard write a post for readers, that they expect always 100% good post.
BTW, maybe because you're a celebrity blogger, thus everyone is looking at it this way. :)
Posted by: DanielCtw at 27 October 2008 12:40 AM | Link to comment
nah, that H guy up there has his own sense of humour. korean sense of humour ... you wouldn't get it.
this post must have been so funny, the chelsea players had a great laugh and forgot to win.
Posted by: Alex at 27 October 2008 2:38 AM | Link to comment
LOL funny post
Chapeau! (hats off in french)
=p
Posted by: Tati Yacob at 27 October 2008 4:19 AM | Link to comment
how lame could u get
Posted by: laMEr at 27 October 2008 12:19 PM | Link to comment
QUOTE: I don't know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut... Don't flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior... I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone's character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.
Hear, hear! This post sounds like it was written by mean-spirited teenage boys giggling over the computer screen. Says VOLUMES about the author's character.
Posted by: andrea at 27 October 2008 1:11 PM | Link to comment
Andrea,
i couldn't agree more to that. Very well said.
Posted by: haha at 27 October 2008 1:23 PM | Link to comment
LOL
Posted by: AlvinLee at 27 October 2008 3:46 PM | Link to comment
why kenny look so slim in that picture? his photoshop skills so gud ar!
Posted by: dogba at 27 October 2008 4:25 PM | Link to comment
you know there's a fine line between trying and trying too hard?
the latter is always apparent in guys trying so hard to impress the girls and end up making a fool of themselves.
at times it backfires.
in your case, it backfires all the time.
stop trying to be funny when it doesn't come natural to you. it makes you look ugly.
Posted by: nouseforaname at 27 October 2008 5:50 PM | Link to comment
wokay frozen me alil.
kenny failed this time.haha
www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com
Posted by: ruionkoh at 28 October 2008 1:28 PM | Link to comment
Are u trying to make people laugh? I think this is not the way
Posted by: miccy at 28 October 2008 2:01 PM | Link to comment
This must be the funniest blog entry I've ever read! I love the silent sarcasm...
Posted by: starry at 29 October 2008 2:01 AM | Link to comment
i think, most of your post are funny. keep posting.
Posted by: in-rich at 01 November 2008 6:39 PM | Link to comment
I don't know who's more lame...Kenny, or you guys who post here and say he's lame...
Get a life the lot of you!!! (including You Kenny!!!!) :P
Posted by: Steve at 02 November 2008 11:01 PM | Link to comment
it 's not hilarious,lame lah!
Posted by: ruby at 03 November 2008 7:43 PM | Link to comment
Paris Hilton = Slu*t
Posted by: nah at 09 November 2008 12:46 AM | Link to comment
well..kenny has a good sense of humor...those ppl didn't enjoy or understand and get angry out there...just another...joker!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 December 2008 11:19 PM | Link to comment
Paris Hilton's boyfriends are pretty well documented, and the number amounts to only seven.
Probably only five actually, because Josh Henderson and Tyler Atkins are listed among thm but I think she only went out on a date with them a few times.
The supposedly multiple partners are a figment of the imaginations of trashy websites and tabloids who delight in bringing celebs down a notch.
Yes, I admit it. I'm a Paris Hilton fan and I buy her stuff,so flame me LOL.
I know Paris is only human but her products are good ( her latest cologne FAIRY DUST has already sold over $90 million) she lives a most interesting life, and her foibles are endearing much like her style.
In short, I love Paris. And the same goes for the city that is named after her.
Posted by: Dawn at 09 December 2008 10:10 AM | Link to comment


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