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08 October 2008

Short Talk:

Anwar's promise of 916 is just like The Y2K Bug.

A lot of warning, hype, fear and tension before the event. But by the time the date came and went, everybody realised that it was nothing but a small tiny little fart.


Government's New Way Of Reducing Traffic Jam

Stop unwanted cars from excessive breeding!

Please, spay and neuter your vehicles!


:: Posted by Kenny at 7:31 AM | Link | Facebook It
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66 Comments:

Hey dude, you've got eagle eyes. btw 1st :)

Posted by: e at 08 October 2008 8:52 AM | Link to comment

I wonder which part they will cut off...

Posted by: KK at 08 October 2008 8:53 AM | Link to comment

maybe they gonna cut off the car ekzos lol =p

Posted by: vincent2903 at 08 October 2008 8:57 AM | Link to comment

damn jia lat lor

Posted by: jialat at 08 October 2008 9:03 AM | Link to comment

hahaha!

Posted by: jane at 08 October 2008 9:04 AM | Link to comment

That made my morning, good one Kenny

Posted by: tigersden at 08 October 2008 9:10 AM | Link to comment

didn't notice what's wrong till you point it out :). didn't know what's the meaning of spay before this too. :>


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Posted by: kchan at 08 October 2008 9:26 AM | Link to comment

PROBABLY CUT OFF THE EXHAUST PIPE.

Posted by: DAKOTA at 08 October 2008 9:30 AM | Link to comment

OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT! IT SAYS SPAYING! HA HA HA

Posted by: DAKOTA at 08 October 2008 9:30 AM | Link to comment

Ya know you're in M'sia when u get that

Posted by: whey at 08 October 2008 9:42 AM | Link to comment

hey.... if i'm not mistakened, H. Pylori is the spiral bacteria in ur stomach which will cause gastric. I just performed a stomach scope and the result showed I got this bacteria too. Need to take antibiotic to kill it otherwise this bacteria can develop cancer.

Posted by: Carrie at 08 October 2008 9:55 AM | Link to comment

this is really funny --- 'spaying' your car ? hahahahaa -----

is the sign from kuching ???

Posted by: rambochai at 08 October 2008 10:03 AM | Link to comment

Hehehe...

Another way is to close up public roads...like in USJ 11/3!

http://undergrounduate.blogspot.com

Posted by: sikapitan at 08 October 2008 10:17 AM | Link to comment

Hahah, spaying, i wonder how its look like after "spaying" ahha

Posted by: Senel at 08 October 2008 10:48 AM | Link to comment

*LOL*

Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 08 October 2008 11:12 AM | Link to comment

gosh ...

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 08 October 2008 11:13 AM | Link to comment

that is why parents ask us to study more, if not u will be spaying cars and not pigs !

Posted by: A4 at 08 October 2008 11:41 AM | Link to comment

stop being lame lah please.

Posted by: lame at 08 October 2008 12:20 PM | Link to comment

OMG hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: EVo at 08 October 2008 12:24 PM | Link to comment

Awesome, the traffic will be good in KL :-p

Posted by: TZ at 08 October 2008 12:24 PM | Link to comment

*LOL*

is it at Kuching again? LOL~
I found that you really got time to slow down and find all these stuff when everyone is rushing..

so envy you..

Posted by: prue at 08 October 2008 12:37 PM | Link to comment

LOL cool shit

Posted by: Wan Hoe at 08 October 2008 12:45 PM | Link to comment

nice spot-on ;)
but it will take some time for normal people to analyse that.

p/s: i am not saying you are abnormal though xD

Posted by: calvin at 08 October 2008 12:49 PM | Link to comment

let's spay some car leh! LOL!

Posted by: Bak Kut Teh at 08 October 2008 1:48 PM | Link to comment

Can only find things like that in malaysia and china

Posted by: teapls at 08 October 2008 1:54 PM | Link to comment

Hahahahahaha...

Posted by: windwalker at 08 October 2008 1:59 PM | Link to comment

i don't mind a good loud fart as long as the environment is suitable, but not in the lift pls ...

sometimes you have to fart first before the shit come out geh ... ha ha ha !

Posted by: mtsen.com at 08 October 2008 2:46 PM | Link to comment

hey! send to the star n u might win rm50!

Posted by: elaine at 08 October 2008 2:47 PM | Link to comment

Only if the guy that took kenny picture last time and got RM 50 didn't do it first...

Posted by: lalala at 08 October 2008 3:07 PM | Link to comment

lol

Posted by: johnson at 08 October 2008 6:20 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha this one damn teruk.

Posted by: KY at 08 October 2008 7:06 PM | Link to comment

Wow... Our vehicles have 'balls' and a 'womb'?

This is new and profound. (Laughs)

Posted by: Ms.Aya at 08 October 2008 7:28 PM | Link to comment

Not just a fart, but a fart in the wind....

Posted by: Ivy at 08 October 2008 8:00 PM | Link to comment

I sent your picture to http://engrishfunny.com/ but I asked them to credit it to you :) hope you don't mind Kenny

Posted by: Steph at 08 October 2008 8:52 PM | Link to comment

lol... now onli i realize that its 'spay'

Posted by: bunbun at 08 October 2008 9:02 PM | Link to comment

the signboard looked kinda fake though....

Posted by: Josh Ong at 08 October 2008 10:10 PM | Link to comment

i wonder where did u get your huge sense of humour from. It's amusing =)

Posted by: Lynn at 08 October 2008 11:05 PM | Link to comment

wt the?good eyesight!

Posted by: tw at 08 October 2008 11:40 PM | Link to comment

haha...good one!! where did u take it?

Posted by: ddkwh at 09 October 2008 1:36 AM | Link to comment

It's in 5th Mile! Jalan Semaba, next to the Semaba Market. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I U-turn my car and took a photo of the signboard.

Luckily the guy there didn't spay my car.

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 09 October 2008 2:21 AM | Link to comment

LOL spaying.

I doubt what will the owner of that shop do to Kenny?

www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com

Posted by: ruionkoh at 09 October 2008 6:04 AM | Link to comment

sharp eyes and U-turn to take pics sumore.. lol~

Posted by: tintin at 09 October 2008 8:17 AM | Link to comment

h. pylori is a bacteria that can cause peptic ulcer. Do u have symptoms of having peptic ulcer? i think it is best that you see a gastrointestinal specialist

Posted by: mel at 09 October 2008 8:35 AM | Link to comment

not funny at all...

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 October 2008 11:51 AM | Link to comment

haha, remove the car's pussy lo..

Posted by: haha at 09 October 2008 12:58 PM | Link to comment

How you get this...
this is damn funny... man~

Posted by: DSvT at 09 October 2008 1:29 PM | Link to comment

Heck, I would want my car to breed, and have more cars!! XD

Posted by: Jocelyn at 09 October 2008 3:19 PM | Link to comment

H. pylori stands for a type of bacteria, Helicobacter pylori. Linked to gastric ulcers and stomach cancer. i.e. higher chance for those two conditions to occur.

I'm guessing it means you have that bacteria in your stomach.

Posted by: C.ho at 09 October 2008 3:19 PM | Link to comment

i wonder if it hurts for car to be spayed. Ha, ha, ha...! :D

Posted by: Mockingbird at 09 October 2008 4:19 PM | Link to comment

H. pylori means helicobacter pylori.
it can cause "variety" of disease in the body.

Posted by: H. pylori at 09 October 2008 4:37 PM | Link to comment

Hahahaha! This is funny! I think it should have been "CARS PAYING". Someone moved the "S"? LOL XD

Posted by: kenwooi at 09 October 2008 4:57 PM | Link to comment

Give your readers some credit, they're not all dumb! We know what Spay means.

Posted by: David at 09 October 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment

so damn funny man, now where is that? http://www.japanesegravureidol.net

Posted by: miccy at 09 October 2008 9:35 PM | Link to comment

WAHAHAHA... PEDOBEAR IS IN BUSINESS!

Posted by: ALBAG at 09 October 2008 9:56 PM | Link to comment

Few female employees has made an official report to the Human Resource management at the Malaysian National News Agency (BERNAMA) but no action was taken against the male senior officer


yo dude i got this from a mate of mine. i reckon you ought to dig em out man! you're the man the pro yo! laters.

Posted by: SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IN GOVERNMENT OFFICE at 09 October 2008 10:01 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny,

H. pylori is the abbreviation for Helicobacter pylori (maybe it looks like helicopter...). A type of bacterium known to cause gastritis, peptic ulcer and possibly some cancers... Better beware.

The bacteria is most likely spread from person to person through the faecal-oral route (oral sex?) or the oral-oral route (kissing?)

Future info:
http://thestar.com.my/health/story.asp?file=/2008/1/27/health/20043370

Posted by: Wilson the microbiologist at 09 October 2008 10:07 PM | Link to comment

hohoho

where is the R...haha

malaysia education level still need more improvement :)

Posted by: gromit at 09 October 2008 10:57 PM | Link to comment

u so bad larrr hahaaa

Posted by: qing at 10 October 2008 1:17 AM | Link to comment

these are times that it isnt proud to be a kuchingite. Haha. Btw i saw someone replying ur shoutout regarding the H.Pylori in ur blood test. He/she replied at ur chatterbox but u know la...ur chatbox refreshes every single second so being the kind me i shall paste it up just in case u couldnt find it.

"STan.B.C: Basically, H.pylori test is to detect the bacteria H.pylori bacteria. Since it is red, your body is mounting an immune response against the bacteria. Do you have any gastric pain or abdominal discomf?"

Posted by: bjk at 10 October 2008 1:58 AM | Link to comment

ok i just saw wilson the microbiologist's reply on 9/10 10.07pm regarding the h. pylori. His answer is more pro. Hiaks.

Posted by: bjk at 10 October 2008 2:02 AM | Link to comment

if the car is "male", u can "castrate" the exhaust pipe...

BUT...

if female leh? then how ah? Never need to be spayed kah? :p

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 10 October 2008 3:07 AM | Link to comment

The importance of voting, spread the word. :)

http://thegentle-snail.blogspot.com

Posted by: clarisse-teagen at 10 October 2008 7:06 AM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha! So now we know, cars are females...

Posted by: Steffi at 10 October 2008 11:13 AM | Link to comment

i like the zidane part... u connected it together!!!

Posted by: crusader at 11 October 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment

wah... kenny sia so cute :p

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 October 2008 7:25 PM | Link to comment

wah... why called me chicken.. :P

Posted by: Des at 15 October 2008 7:27 PM | Link to comment

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