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02 September 2008

Short Talk:

I don't always entertain e-mail requests from students asking me to plug stuff, but this must be one of the better-written ones.

Hillary Chan e-mailed me because she wanna raise funds to help bring Singapore's cyberathletes to compete in the World Cyber Games finals in Germany. She argued that "if ping pong is sports, cyber-gaming should also be sports." Rightttt.


Thalgo Seaweed Wrap And Full Body Fish Spa Review

Every inch of my body was lovingly sucked and kissed at Eve Spa.

Unfortunately, it's not what you think.

I'm talking about the fish spa phenomenom, which seems to be all the rage these days. Three years ago, if you had told me you paid RM40 to dip your legs in an aquarium for some fish to nibble on your dead skin, I'd say you're crazy.

Other people pay RM40 to go restaurant eat fish, and you pay RM40 to let the fish to eat you?

What is wrong with you?!

But fish spas have invaded day spas across the country. In fact, they are so common place nowadays that people are no longer satisfied with fish sucking dead skin off their feet. Dead skins are found all over the body, so what about them?

Suddenly, somebody came up with the idea of having a full body fish spa.

Eve Spa in Solaris, Mont Kiara is one of the better places in KL offering full body fish spa. It was a hot afternoon and since I had the whole day to myself, I also signed up for their interestingly named Thalgo Seaweed Wrap, which costs RM298 per session.

Ordering a "seaweed wrap" sounded like I'm asking to be made into a sushi. But from what I know, it's a luxurious spa treatment that normally costs quite a lot in 5-star hotels.

First, for my full body fish spa, I was ushered me into this private bathroom by a lovely attendant named Selena. Inside this room, is a bath tub filled with a bunch hungry Ching Ching fish.

The fish were all extremely happy to see me.

And why not? It is not everyday they get somebody my size entering their bathtub. If I listened closely, I bet I could hear them cheer, "Yay! The buffet is coming!"

Before this, I had only done fish spa for my feet, so I didn't quite know what to expect. Apparently, or so I thought, I was supposed to strip naked and enter the bathtub. But then, I'm not sure if entering the bathtub naked might bring about some unforeseen issues.

Like, are the fish gonna bite my dick off?

Will I get pregnant if the fish enter my butthole?

And if I fart inside the bathtub, will the fish DIE?

Luckily, all my worries immediately evaporated when I heard Selena said, "Must wear your swimming trunks ok!"

I think my facial expression in the picture above sums up how it felt when I entered the bath tub.

Yes, it was very ticklish. And if you thought having fish sucking on your legs was hard to bear, imagine hundreds of them nibbling ALL OVER your body.

I must have yelled and laughed and screamed so much I lost my all my senses and became numb.

But it was a great feeling. For someone like me who's prone to mild cases of psoriasis (where my skin gets flaky easily), clearing the dead skin once every few months helps my condition.

With my body fully exfoliated by the fish from head to toe (except the part covered by my swimming trunk), I showered and put on a bathrobe. I was then led by Selena to the treatment room for my Thalgo Seaweed Wrap.

Again, this was my first time doing a "Seaweed Wrap" so I had no idea what to expect. They said it's for detox and skin-tightening, and God knows I need both of those desperately.

As I lied there on the bed, I wondered if they're gonna bring in big-ass sheets of seaweed and wrap me up like a sushi.

Thankfully, the reality was more merciful.

A LOT more merciful.

The process started with not just one, but TWO girls simultaneously rubbing some kinda cooling lotion all over my legs, my thighs, my chest, my back. I was in heaven.

Now, most guys in my position would've got really excited at this point and umm... starts singing Negaraku. With their head. Downstairs.

Trust me, it was very hard to control myself, but luckily I maintained myself without any incidences.

With four soft hands molesting my rotund body , Selena flipped me over and gave me a back massage so soothing that I literally knocked myself out and dozed off into la-la-land. And I slept.

AND SNORED LIKE A PIG.

Now, for all you dirty-minded folks out there, sorry to disappoint you but there was no "happy ending" in this massage.

What followed, however, was a pretty weird ending.

You see, after the massage, Selena disappeared through the door and came back with a bowl of powdery mixture.

"It's the Thalgo seaweed powder," she said.

Of course, it didn't look anything like the seaweed that I had imagined. But after she added hot water, this is what it looked like.

I know, that muddy green substance does not look very appealing. Then again, it is made out of marine algae you see.

To clear up any doubts that the mixture is made from real seaweed, I took a whiff at the bowl and yes, that strong funky smell tells me it can only come from the sea.

I was told to lie down and Selena proceeded to paint the muddy seaweed liquid all over me.

It was the weirdest thing I had ever done at a spa.

At first I thought I looked like a giant sushi. Then I saw I had so much green stuff on my body that I felt like I was The Incredible Hulk.

But that was not all.

As if I didn't already look funny enough covered in green seaweed liquid, Selena and her assistant wrapped me up with plastic paper. Already alarm bells are ringing and inside my head, I was thinking, "What are you trying to do!? 'Tapao' sushi is it?"

At this point I was starting to sweat quite a bit. But that was not all. The whole process just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

After I was covered in green stuff and wrapped in plastic paper, Selena took up this HUGE aluminium-coloured body bag from underneath the mattress.

She then put the cover over me and zipped me up. Like this.

Then she left!

So there I was lying inside the aluminium body bag just laughing to myself thinking, "OI! Is this some kinda joke?"

"What did I do wrong lah! Did I offend someone at Thalgo and this is their way of getting back at me? Or maybe this is Selena's tactic of trapping her customers so they couldn't leave without paying?"

It was the funniest thing ever. I was wondering if Selena had anything more up her sleeves. Until suddenly I felt the body bag beginning to heat up.

It was getting pretty hot. With me inside, the body bag continued to heat up more and more, until it was like hotter than THE SUN.

Okay, maybe not the sun. But my body was being cooked inside the bag and for the next thirty minutes, all I did I was sweat.

This wasn't exactly what I imagined a "seaweed wrap" to be. I was sweating so much I could feel a puddle forming beneath me, and the truth is, I can't help but to think that they were gonna make me into some sorta Kenny Soup.

Thankfully, Selena and her assistant eventually returned to free me up from the body bag. By then, I must have sweated out like, A TON.

Whatever toxins that was in my body must have completely flushed out. The best part is, I looked like I just disgustingly shat all over myself.

Anyway, shower and a hot herbal tea later, I was finally cleansed and freshened up.

As strange as the treatment was, I actually enjoyed it a lot. No doubt I can feel the difference as soon as I finished.

Getting painted with seaweed mud may sound like a odd ritual to some, but it was also one of the most effective spa treatments I ever had. Who knew being wrapped in seaweed could feel so good?

I know, because after 2.5 hours of pampering, I walked out of the spa completely relaxed, re-energised, rejuvenated.



And reborn as one giant sushi roll.


:: Posted by Kenny at 11:12 PM | Link | Facebook It
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151 Comments:

Hahaha.. you are darn hilarious man!
It sounds fun, must try it one day.

Posted by: Clare at 02 September 2008 11:18 PM | Link to comment

It would be very scary for me if I am wrap in that aluminium foil. Feel like lost my freedom. But the last pic is real funny. The third last pic really shows something different. You really look detoxified!

Posted by: Choonie at 02 September 2008 11:25 PM | Link to comment

Well thats one sushi I would definately love to it. Its so big and juicy. XD

Posted by: Kevin at 02 September 2008 11:25 PM | Link to comment

wow, first time got a second here!

haha, very interesting and funny post kenny, but at RM298 wow....tat is a pretty big amount of money le.

Posted by: kh at 02 September 2008 11:25 PM | Link to comment

that giant sushi is hilarious!! HAHAHA!!! XDD

Posted by: anfieldyee at 02 September 2008 11:29 PM | Link to comment

I wanna try it too!!! But RM298... kinda hurts my pocket...

Posted by: Laezerius at 02 September 2008 11:29 PM | Link to comment

Lolz!!i was pratically laughing my ass of at this blog weh!!!u must be those guys that have not been to spas ar rarely been to before!!Lolz!!the part where they left you there all wrap up is the best la and mind you,all u can thin is sushi??!!r u hungry at that moment!!Lolz!!farnyness!!But that was a great experience huh??

Posted by: victoria at 02 September 2008 11:30 PM | Link to comment

Lolx....
Kenny.. You're ROCK!

The Sushi Roll!
XD

Posted by: curryegg at 02 September 2008 11:32 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha... you should try the PhymongShe Hip Hop Massage also...

Posted by: Kay at 02 September 2008 11:33 PM | Link to comment

Sushi Roll? Hahaha nice one.

Posted by: Seizhin at 02 September 2008 11:34 PM | Link to comment

SO enjoy!wish to try it!

Posted by: Miss Steph at 02 September 2008 11:37 PM | Link to comment

LOL..the sushi looks really real..

Posted by: Annafisha at 02 September 2008 11:38 PM | Link to comment

reheated sushi.. nice..=P~

Posted by: michelle at 02 September 2008 11:38 PM | Link to comment

lol cool shiat!

Posted by: GoodRubber at 02 September 2008 11:42 PM | Link to comment

nice one wei..i bet i would sing negaraku too -.-
thats not odd k ~

Posted by: howy at 02 September 2008 11:43 PM | Link to comment

hahaz the sushi part is so funny!

Posted by: Symphonist at 02 September 2008 11:56 PM | Link to comment

-__-"

Posted by: kween at 02 September 2008 11:57 PM | Link to comment

Kenny!!!

looks like you have a hard-on in one of the photos...

Posted by: Ken at 02 September 2008 11:58 PM | Link to comment

I was just wondering. How's your nipple taking the bite from the fish?!?!?

Posted by: Thomas at 03 September 2008 12:02 AM | Link to comment

LOL, I laughed my ass off to that sushi transform!

Posted by: HWD at 03 September 2008 12:11 AM | Link to comment

wow.. nice spa is it..

turn out as a GIANT SUSHI ROLL :droll

Posted by: wenzi at 03 September 2008 12:13 AM | Link to comment

Kenny Roll! XD

Posted by: Jwxwei at 03 September 2008 12:23 AM | Link to comment

Giant coconut sushi!

Posted by: leongsoon at 03 September 2008 12:36 AM | Link to comment

haha...
seem quite nice le.......tat sushi...LoL

Posted by: richard at 03 September 2008 12:41 AM | Link to comment

If the small fish changes to shark , how will it end up?

Posted by: Chiu at 03 September 2008 12:48 AM | Link to comment

Oh damn it! This is the most hilarious post i had read XD

Posted by: Steve Wong at 03 September 2008 1:19 AM | Link to comment

Lol.. the seaweed roll picture is so funny.. u even managed to put a tiny seaweed roll on the mirror behind.. hehe

Posted by: j.lee at 03 September 2008 1:19 AM | Link to comment

Ahaha! Didn't expect the giant sushi roll at the end! Good one Kenny! Btw, do you always bring a professional photographer with you wherever you go? Spotted in the last few pictures!

Posted by: FanOfYourBlog at 03 September 2008 1:25 AM | Link to comment

Wow, u look very enjoy when they rub ur body... haha

Posted by: Senel at 03 September 2008 1:26 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha....someone did get excited and started to sing Negaraku...with their head...downstairs....lol

Posted by: racoon at 03 September 2008 1:30 AM | Link to comment

Kenny got himself a BONER! in the 10th picture!!!
Muahaha.

A rather small one though.

: P

Immature. Yes yes. I know.
But funny anyway.

Posted by: iggy at 03 September 2008 1:40 AM | Link to comment

roflmao. Malaysian Kenny Roll.

Seems REALLY effective but I can't even afford a manicure ;(

Posted by: Z0E at 03 September 2008 1:45 AM | Link to comment

not bad.. if the fish can suck hard enough then probably can help me wash my tatts for 40 bucks.

Posted by: Acey at 03 September 2008 3:14 AM | Link to comment

hahaha, i enjoyed reading tis!
giant sushi roll is farniee

Posted by: regina ng at 03 September 2008 3:21 AM | Link to comment

"Now, most guys in my position would've got really excited at this point and umm... starts singing Negaraku. With their head. Downstairs. Trust me, it was very hard to control myself, but luckily I maintained myself without any incidences."

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Ahahahahaheheheheheh I laughed until I cried in the lab, everyone stared at me like I was insane. Posts like this, is what truly makes Kennysia special !!

Posted by: No.44444 at 03 September 2008 5:04 AM | Link to comment

that girl in first photo (on the right hand side) is cute... is she the same girl that gave u massage?

Posted by: slumbeR@J@ at 03 September 2008 5:42 AM | Link to comment

btw, last photo was scary... i tot it was a giant worm, but then look again... sushi... thank god

anyone wanna exchange link? slumbeR@J@!

Posted by: slumbeR@J@ at 03 September 2008 5:45 AM | Link to comment

Really hilarious. Just love your site. Very original and sooooo funny. Can't wait for your next blog.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 September 2008 6:05 AM | Link to comment

Holy sushi. Another enjoyable post and I am really tempted to experience it for myself as well. How much does one treatment cost?

Posted by: Adam at 03 September 2008 6:32 AM | Link to comment

that was what happened to me when i went to a chili wrap! -.-
felt like ikan bakar.

Posted by: Nicole at 03 September 2008 7:31 AM | Link to comment

Very nice semi raised flag pole!! why Kenny, can't control kah? normal lah!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 September 2008 7:40 AM | Link to comment

Hahahah you wrap in that plastic bag reminds me of "chinese take aways" hahahhahah

Posted by: BaLQiZ at 03 September 2008 8:18 AM | Link to comment

"AND SNORED LIKE A PIG"

classic! I had a massage once where I did start to drift off to sleep, but luckily my first snore woke me right wide awake :) I don't know if that's a compliment for the masseuse or not!

Posted by: Jase at 03 September 2008 8:22 AM | Link to comment

Sushi tapao, anyone??Hahahaha!

Posted by: windwalker at 03 September 2008 8:43 AM | Link to comment

HAhahahahahHAhahahahahahahahahaha

KENNY = SUSHI ROLL!!

My dear friend, spa and heated wraps are good for you if you want to be detoxified and lose some unnecessary water retention (water weight) in you!!!

Posted by: GraceOng at 03 September 2008 8:54 AM | Link to comment

hahahaha...look interesting...Mr. KEnny..can giv me the address...wanna try out soon to become a "sushi"!!
hahah...thanx

Posted by: adam at 03 September 2008 9:07 AM | Link to comment

u look fat but dick look rather small....lol

Posted by: spa fish at 03 September 2008 9:31 AM | Link to comment

what type of fish (hua lo han) Kah????

Posted by: EDS at 03 September 2008 9:33 AM | Link to comment

I almost spilled my Vit. C drink when I saw the last pic... Good one. Haha!

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 03 September 2008 9:39 AM | Link to comment

haha.. wacky post, i should say.

Posted by: johnson at 03 September 2008 9:42 AM | Link to comment

lol! Rm40 for fish 2 eat u! lol!

Posted by: seanllon at 03 September 2008 9:55 AM | Link to comment

wowwwww......

Posted by: catega at 03 September 2008 10:02 AM | Link to comment

Hey kenny, i think i saw a bulge under ur shorts.

let's be honest, u had a hard on!

Posted by: dickie at 03 September 2008 10:10 AM | Link to comment

It did not look like giant sushi, but more like corpse..o someone suicide and be thrown to muddy field. haha..anyway, being a blogger,why you didn't get priviledge? can promote for them..

Posted by: st at 03 September 2008 10:45 AM | Link to comment

you know, you should have put your head at the end of that giant sushi roll :P

Posted by: WP at 03 September 2008 10:49 AM | Link to comment

haha. wat a BIG giant sushi! funny but nice review =)

Posted by: Jitty at 03 September 2008 10:52 AM | Link to comment

did u steam when they molest u? haha

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 September 2008 11:00 AM | Link to comment

EH. you liquify your tummy right?

theres no shame in it. i PS all my pictures to death just saying.

Posted by: skim at 03 September 2008 11:04 AM | Link to comment

hey kenny, im a pretty hairy guy myself....wont the fishies choke to death or get tangled up in ur body hair?

Posted by: 250 at 03 September 2008 11:23 AM | Link to comment

I try the full fish spa before in pavilion KL... Yup! they are not provided me bikini, but only trunk!!

Here i heard the news about fish theraphy gone wrong recently...

"
BY: Hedy Khoo
THE latest health fad in town involves letting little fishes nibble your legs to get rid of dead skin.
These fishes are dubbed "doctor fish", but two sisters who went for the therapy earlier this month ended up having to visit real doctors instead.
They claimed that that their legs became itchy and turned red and blotchy. They also said they had brown patches and scaly skin after going to a "fish spa" that features the Garra rufa fish, a Turkish spa fish.
Miss Jas Huang, 22, a manicurist, and her younger sister Min, 20, a hairstylist, went for one session at a spa called Dr Fish in Ang Mo Kio on 3 Aug.
The treatment cost them $28 each, for a half-hour session. Clients have to submerge their legs in a tank filled with the fish.
Stinging sensation
Miss Jas Huang said: "Our legs had turned red after the treatment. There was a stinging sensation on my legs when I took a shower after going home.
"But my sister thought it was part of the after-treatment process. We didn't think it was serious until a week later, when the redness and itchiness still did not go away."
They then went to see separate doctors who told them that they had fungal infection on their skin. They were given cream to apply to the affected areas.
Miss Jas Huang said: "I was very upset and angry at that time. It was supposed to be a treatment to rejuvenate our skin, but now our legs look so ugly that we have to see real doctors."
She said she had tried asking for a compensation from the spa - $108 each for her and her sister. This is to cover their medical bills ($80 each) and for the refund of the treatment fee ($28 each).
But the shop declined to pay because she could not produce the medical bills. Miss Jas Huang claimed that she had thrown away the bills - hers and her sister's - in a fit of anger.
She added: "I regret trying the fish treatment. It was fun and interesting at first, but now it has turned into a nightmare. I wouldn't dare try such treatments in future."
Her sister Min said: "I usually wear shorts and skirts, but now I can't. Some strangers who walked past me even commented that my legs look scary and ugly with the marks."
Miss Jas Huang said that they did not get any receipts at the spa.
When contacted, the spa owner, Mr Steve Wong, said that his shop issues receipts only to customers who pay by Nets and those who ask for receipts
No medical receipts
He said he was aware of the incident and that he was concerned for his customers' welfare. "Our treatment is safe because we even have parents who take their children for this treatment," he said.
He added that the water in the tanks are changed every two to three days.
Mr Wong said he had spoken with the sisters and had asked them to go to his shop to discuss the matter.
But the sisters told him they did not have receipts for their medical treatment and had also refused to tell him which doctors they had visited.
Mr Wong also showed The New Paper on Sunday an indemnity form that all customers must sign before proceeding with the treatment. It stated that the spa "holds no responsibility for any ailments that arises after treatment".
However, the Consumers Association of Singapore (Case) said that making customers sign an indemnity form does not absolve the shop from responsibility.
Mr Seah Seng Choon, the executive director of Case, said: "The vendor is trying to exempt itself from liability against injuries suffered by its customers.
"But signing the indemnity form does not take away the right of the consumer to sue."
Mr Seah said it could be argued that this was not allowed under the Unfair Contract Terms Act, which states that businesses cannot exempt itself from liability for injuries howsoever caused.
But the consumer needs to show proof that he had suffered injuries that were caused by the business and that he had paid for medical treatment.
If the case goes to court, the customer may need to get the clinic doctor or staff member to confirm in writing that she had gone to the clinic and incurred a certain amount of medical expenses.
"

Hmmn... Dare not the try this out in the moment right now.....

Posted by: Choyyin4ever at 03 September 2008 11:39 AM | Link to comment

Hope the hot wrap didn't shrink and shrivel the coconuts Kenny.

Posted by: Hillary at 03 September 2008 11:54 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, Did your psoriasis improved? DrFish suppose to help out on the psoriasis department.

Posted by: jayz at 03 September 2008 12:08 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, you don't look sexy here...
come on, do more cardio....

Posted by: Selina at 03 September 2008 12:13 PM | Link to comment

ooo, you know to enjoy like a princess(^^).

Posted by: xjion89 at 03 September 2008 12:23 PM | Link to comment

LOL Kenny...

The last picture of the sushi.. nice one.. u still got time to edit the one on the mirror.. but it's facing the wrong side though.. LOL

Posted by: ade5553 [TypeKey Profile Page] at 03 September 2008 12:40 PM | Link to comment

Haha the last part about the Sushi roll is funny, and you actually went to the extend of also ptoshopping the mirrorred image....

Posted by: Marc at 03 September 2008 1:02 PM | Link to comment

i sit and read this article, the only question going through my mind now is, who took the photos for you?

If it was taken by a staff, i would like to know exactly how u asked them to take pics of you semi-naked (which could be a criminal offence in some countries) and document their procedure (which is prolly a "trade secret").

tell me! coz i need to know how the guru does it!

Posted by: mia at 03 September 2008 1:05 PM | Link to comment

Your post is great! But i do not recommend this kind of heat-wrapping for men as you know..you're gonna reduce your sperm counts to a pretty low number if you're wrap in that kind of heat for 30 mins and some more if you're addicted to it and do that often.

Well, doesn't matter if you're planning not to have kids in future. Disregard my words.

Posted by: Helen at 03 September 2008 1:14 PM | Link to comment

full body fish spa? You can get it free in Matang river (If u stay still enough, the fish will come). But i guess KL ppl don't have access to a clean river. But the massage looks good though :D

Posted by: Ivy at 03 September 2008 1:29 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny

You should photoshop your head in the sushi! lol

Posted by: Kaelyn at 03 September 2008 1:33 PM | Link to comment

your nipples are still exposed to the fishies!

Posted by: hong at 03 September 2008 1:39 PM | Link to comment

Wah, u hired a girl standing nxt to u and just to take ur pictures for the whole process ah. Great u!

LOL!

Posted by: Beauty Boy at 03 September 2008 1:46 PM | Link to comment

The girls are cool...

Posted by: calmecool at 03 September 2008 2:03 PM | Link to comment

mad photoshop skills

Posted by: jessica at 03 September 2008 2:04 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHHA @ the sushi roll.

Posted by: Kym at 03 September 2008 2:23 PM | Link to comment

For those interested in experiencing the FISH Spa pls do visit www.fishomalaysia.blogspot.com for locations and promotions. Or For general information www.fisho-spa.com

Please do take note that we at FISHO take great care and in the quality of the water in our fish spa. We do use high end state of the art system to ensure proper filtering system there for ensuring high quality in water and hygiene.

That`s why we are the leading fish spa franchise with the most no of outlets.

There are also 2 different types of Dr.Fish in the market. Some will say there is a fake one. To clear the air yes there are two types

1. Garra Rufa
2. Chin Chin

Both this fish can do the same thing however the Garra Rufa is best for people with skin problems, sensitive skin like eczema, psoriasis etc.

The Outlets have to have the expertise to advice on who is to use which type of fish.

So if you choose to go to the wrong fish spa, then you will face with all this problems as mentioned in above comments.

So visit www.fisho-spa.com or www.fishomalaysia.blogspot.com for professional fish spa services.

Posted by: Suresh at 03 September 2008 3:11 PM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha. Great post! Who so nice help you take all the photos when you're being sushi-rolled? Must find friends like this.

Posted by: wizardp00f at 03 September 2008 3:15 PM | Link to comment

wau lao....wear trunks so tight. If got erection (for whatever reasons lah), sure die.

Posted by: tom at 03 September 2008 3:19 PM | Link to comment

*bites*

Posted by: Maddie at 03 September 2008 3:26 PM | Link to comment

i think i want try this fish spa business... anyone who have the idea how to start it....

Posted by: catega at 03 September 2008 3:59 PM | Link to comment

seaweed wrap reminds me of rosie, phua chu kang's wife ley.. her fave spa treatment hahahahha

Posted by: naeboo at 03 September 2008 4:01 PM | Link to comment

the spa seems great

Posted by: wei at 03 September 2008 4:03 PM | Link to comment

Woohoo Must get my hubby to get eaten by fish too when i head down to M'sia next year!

You're a crack up KEnny! God bless your little tuckas and great sense of humour!

Posted by: Grace at 03 September 2008 4:04 PM | Link to comment

LOL, i like de last pic best! hahahahhahaa

don't think i'll ever try fish spa, sounds tooo... ticklish! =P

Posted by: yanz at 03 September 2008 4:56 PM | Link to comment

kenny sia --> kenny soup --> sushi?
LMAO

Posted by: annant at 03 September 2008 4:56 PM | Link to comment

lol..good one ^^

Posted by: Joy at 03 September 2008 5:07 PM | Link to comment

I checked out the fish spa that Kenny Sia went to its Fisho . Thanks Kenny. I started with the leg and ended with the full body. What a great experience.

Yes, on comparing the quality of the fish spa, Fisho has high standards, one can compare from the water temperature, the crystal clearness of the water, no fishy smell, no by products of fish in the pools, unlike many I have seen in shopping malls and many other fish spas, where the water is cloudy, fishy smell and one can see lots of byproducts of fish in the pools.

On talking to the staff I was assured that Fisho uses imported, high quality filters and equipments. Fisho uses a 6 stage filtering system. The Best part is that they have individual system for the full body pools and the water temperature is about 35 degrees Celsius.I even stirred the water in the full body pool to see if I can find any fish deposits before i go in and there were no fish deposits etc to be found, if you know what I mean.

The Staff also told me that they are using Ching Ching Dr.Fish. They also asked me if I have any cuts, wounds, sores or sensitive skin. I asked them why? They told me that since they are using the Ching Ching Dr.Fish, people with this conditions are not advised to take up this Dr.Fish Therapy with Ching Ching Dr.Fish but to take the Garra Rufa Dr.Fish Therapy as this Garra Rufa fish is most suitable for people with skin problems and Ching Ching Dr.Fish is best for people with normal skin.

I have tried a few other fish spas prior to this and they never checked with me on that nor advised me on the type of Dr.Fish. All they say is Garra Rufa and now I Know for a fact they are using ching ching and claiming it to be Garra Rufa.

Thank You Fisho for enlightening me with the 2 different types of Dr.Fish. Way to go Fisho and with your principles and quality surely you will be a world wide name.

I was also made to understand by the staff there, that fisho is in the final stages to open outlets in the middle east, US, Thailand, Hungry, India etc.

For those who wish to visit fisho solaris you can find all the details here www.fishosolaris.blogspot.com or for any other fisho outlets www.fishomalaysia.blogspot.com

Posted by: Regina at 03 September 2008 5:53 PM | Link to comment

Did you get erected when they molested your legs? I saw one of your legs putting up like your penis is erected. haha....

Posted by: posi at 03 September 2008 5:56 PM | Link to comment

Haha kenny, it's good to burn out ur "oil" la...

U really enjoy life man..

Posted by: www.ahmike.net at 03 September 2008 7:14 PM | Link to comment

So round.

Posted by: Samantha at 03 September 2008 7:27 PM | Link to comment

Kenny u look like u almost have a four pack ... LOL!

Posted by: Jess at 03 September 2008 7:30 PM | Link to comment

kenny u lucky asshole...got rub by 2 ladies...lol!

Posted by: morpher at 03 September 2008 8:04 PM | Link to comment

lol funny.
I wonder how the fish must feel like..eating ppl's dead skin cells..what did they do to deserve this sort of treatment?! I'm gonna start a "save the fishies campaign.." =P

Posted by: Mariposa at 03 September 2008 8:35 PM | Link to comment

OMG, I was craving for sushi right before I read this, and I think reading your post got me OFF that craving. Ughhhhh.........

Posted by: whimsicaljottings at 03 September 2008 8:45 PM | Link to comment

fucking expensive balls!!!!!! rm200 +++ whooO!!!!

Posted by: red at 03 September 2008 8:49 PM | Link to comment

I SAW YOU "STEAMING" KENNY! HAHAHA! NEGARAKU!~~~~ xD

http://bryanlyt.com

Posted by: bryanlyt at 03 September 2008 9:04 PM | Link to comment

EWWW... I SEE SHIT ALL OVER UR BODY AND UR COVERED UP LIKE A PIECE OF DEAD BODY... ANYWAY, I PUKE WHEN UR FAT BODY IS EXPOSED...

Posted by: ALBAG at 03 September 2008 10:03 PM | Link to comment

haha...look delicious lah...that sushi..

Posted by: miko at 03 September 2008 10:05 PM | Link to comment

oooooo

he sushi roll scaring me

wah,,it is fun

hello kenny
got extra service there?
hehe

Posted by: Gromit at 03 September 2008 10:08 PM | Link to comment

"Will I get pregnant if the fish enter my butthole?"

hahaha...

Posted by: bre!nda at 03 September 2008 10:48 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, your sushi in the mirror terbalik already xD xD

Posted by: Samuel at 03 September 2008 11:02 PM | Link to comment

plastic...paper? It's either plastic or paper, choose one LOL.

But I enjoyed this entry.

Posted by: dee at 03 September 2008 11:44 PM | Link to comment

Kenny:

The little fish can swim into your KUKU BIRD?

Posted by: Knox at 03 September 2008 11:53 PM | Link to comment

Isn't that an erection I see there? :P

Posted by: natashakhm at 04 September 2008 12:18 AM | Link to comment

Why fish?
cant we like have prawn spa or something?
CRAB SPA.yeah!

Posted by: ruionkoh at 04 September 2008 12:36 AM | Link to comment

wah. stim.
and manboob.

Posted by: pinolam at 04 September 2008 1:58 AM | Link to comment

okay, this was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. on any blog.

my favourite is the big sushi roll finale!

kathy
toronto, canada

Posted by: Kathy Jimenez at 04 September 2008 2:38 AM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha I love the sushi idea!

And erm... control... hmmmm...

Posted by: meijuan at 04 September 2008 3:16 AM | Link to comment

u know what is water-fish? you are one of them lorrrr hahaha. big one

Posted by: wakak at 04 September 2008 5:44 AM | Link to comment

i don't think you pay for this spa - you hardly give good comment on anything...

Posted by: kenny at 04 September 2008 8:31 AM | Link to comment

Ohhh! I've always wanted to try that fish spa thing... when you entered the pool. did u squash any of the fish?

Posted by: Honeymeow at 04 September 2008 11:20 AM | Link to comment

I paused for seconds before I realised you photoshop the last pic :D

Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 04 September 2008 11:36 AM | Link to comment

How much weight did you lose ?

Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 04 September 2008 11:37 AM | Link to comment

Be careful about fish therapy..

http://209.85.175.104/search?q=cache:UwfqElm7nB0J:newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,174390,00.html+fungus+infection+site:http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=sg

Posted by: kmax at 04 September 2008 1:27 PM | Link to comment

Mini Hulk Kenny!!!

Posted by: Crasher at 04 September 2008 3:39 PM | Link to comment

oi kenny ur boner was so obvious when those 2 girls were rubbing u.... n u said u managed to control urself... bullshit la wei... lol

Posted by: the man at 04 September 2008 5:01 PM | Link to comment

you really are fish food... personally i like california rolls.

Posted by: wtfiswrongwithyouppl at 04 September 2008 5:53 PM | Link to comment

lols..kenny you are a freak man..
but honestly..i enjoy every of ur post..
ROFL

Posted by: Scrumptious at 04 September 2008 6:09 PM | Link to comment

NegaraKu ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
i can saw the shape xD

Posted by: Alvin at 04 September 2008 6:59 PM | Link to comment

I like the last picture "And reborn as one giant sushi roll". hahahha don't bullshit la wei..


Posted by: shuttertalk at 04 September 2008 8:28 PM | Link to comment

i tot the fishes are supposed to be "Garra Rufa" not "Ching Ching fish".

Refer to the website below: http://www.sampuotonspa.com/comparison.php

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 September 2008 8:58 PM | Link to comment

You are one funny man! My hubby and I laugh until milo came out of our nose! Cheers from Perth, WA, Christine & James

Posted by: Christine at 04 September 2008 9:18 PM | Link to comment

woot!! kenny!! sushi!! XD

Posted by: Andrea at 04 September 2008 9:27 PM | Link to comment

If you thought that was relaxing then you never tried the thai massage in bangkok. it costs 1/3 the price of and you get a happy ending!

Posted by: Avi at 04 September 2008 10:30 PM | Link to comment

haha.. funny..

Posted by: smartd at 04 September 2008 10:59 PM | Link to comment

you have hairy nipples x_x

Posted by: js at 04 September 2008 11:38 PM | Link to comment

the fishes didnt bite ur dick off?

what a pity. it wldve made this post more interesting.

Posted by: fie the elf at 05 September 2008 6:02 AM | Link to comment

besides that , i the big sushi editing is funny , xD

Posted by: AlvinLeShen at 05 September 2008 7:17 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, you are soooo funny! I must have howled out a laugh upon seeing the giant sushi roll photo at the end of the blog.
I got an idea: what if someone decided that doing a full body fish spa isn't enough to have dead skin eaten away and pay so much money for it. SOOO EXPENSIVE! What if someone had a brilliant idea and replaced those cutsey little iddy-biddy fishes with....hold your breath.....with PIRANHAs. They even pay you to do it. Muharharharharhar!

Posted by: Yarn Hungry Hog at 05 September 2008 8:06 AM | Link to comment

just wonder what will u be when there's on fire? baked sushi?

Posted by: bla at 05 September 2008 1:21 PM | Link to comment

lolx! that is one seriously huge sushi roll.

bet kenny had fun at the spa. xD

Posted by: Alison at 05 September 2008 3:03 PM | Link to comment

the last pict is like TOTALLY UNEXPECTED can!!!!! hahahaha!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes, abt the pict that u said u looked like u shat all over...so true lor

Posted by: yvonne at 05 September 2008 3:28 PM | Link to comment

Ha ha. Chin chin fish is da cheapo fish. It has teeth. People have complained of their skin bleeding after fish therapy with the Chin Chin fish.

Posted by: erin at 05 September 2008 5:32 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, I loved your post! You were also very brave to pose for those photos in your swimmers! The last photo was a great visual punchline. I also thought that they would wrap you in huge seaweed sheets! There must be something wrong with me, because I'm a girl and I should know that stuff!

I don't think that we have the weird skin-eating fish spas in Australia. And I'm not sure if I'd try them if I went to Asia! I like my beauty treatments to smell like strawberries thank you, and not sea creatures!

Posted by: Carla Darling at 05 September 2008 8:02 PM | Link to comment

Haha... Loved your post!!!

Posted by: Daniel at 05 September 2008 9:00 PM | Link to comment

haha it really is a wonder what people do to themselves nowadays... we eat fish, fish eat us, like some sort of mutualism or something

Posted by: librainy at 05 September 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment

Just saw this from a website:

http://health.asiaone.com/Health/Women%2527s%2BMatters/Story/A1Story20080825-84184.html

Perhaps fish spa is not really a good idea?

Posted by: Ding at 05 September 2008 11:05 PM | Link to comment

a good one Kenny!! u make me feel like wanna give it a try too lol...after i win a TOTO...

but i believe the relaxed and rejuvenated feeling deserves it all!!

Posted by: SY at 07 September 2008 12:38 AM | Link to comment

hahahahaa hilarious !
OMG THE LAST PIC WAS CLASSIC!!
so funnyyyy!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 07 September 2008 1:27 AM | Link to comment

Wow, last time was reflexology now fish spa....

Posted by: Nick at 07 September 2008 2:07 PM | Link to comment

Oh my god, Kenny your have chest hair, uhmm, my kind of man. Just lose that lovehandle. You were having a hard on didn't you?

Posted by: lover at 07 September 2008 10:07 PM | Link to comment

omaigod this is good lulz before sleepy time. haha! Kenny you rock lah, damn you. when you said 'full body fish spa', my condolences went to your didi, but luckily you need to wear your trunks, LOL!

Posted by: yahui at 07 September 2008 11:15 PM | Link to comment

hahaha....that's funny !!!

Posted by: sweet-girlicious at 09 September 2008 6:09 PM | Link to comment

i love the ending =)

Posted by: irvine at 10 September 2008 5:22 AM | Link to comment

haiyaaa...taikoh.... Cha Kwat...? Very nice nah moi... No Xtra Service..?

Posted by: hariz at 10 September 2008 2:18 PM | Link to comment

is your penis cooked?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 11 September 2008 2:07 AM | Link to comment

can we g-string instead of swimming trunks?

Posted by: Canornot? at 11 September 2008 11:07 AM | Link to comment

can wear g-string instead of swimming trunks?

Posted by: Canornot? at 11 September 2008 11:08 AM | Link to comment

Actualy I like the girls , they are beautiful.

Posted by: Sungai Petani Shopping Guide at 16 September 2008 11:14 AM | Link to comment

Woweeee, this fish spa sounds amazing. Love your sushi maki roll picture - hilarious!

Posted by: astrorainfall at 01 October 2008 1:08 PM | Link to comment

haha we now serve high fat sushi. sauce at the bottom. LOL

Posted by: scottydoes69 at 21 October 2008 5:21 PM | Link to comment

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