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26 September 2008

Short Talk:

AD: This is the crown of famous French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte on display at the Louvre Musuem in Paris.

To be perfectly honest, it wasn't as impressive as I thought it'd be. Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he'd at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth.

Or maybe vibrating and massaging features like the OSIM uCrown, to y'know, soothe away the stress of everyday's assassination attempts.


Kenny Sia's Sex Tape

... of his pet hamsters.

There's nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That's after one year of wondering why they never mated.

Goodness. They sure are horny alright. Look at them go!

Even my phone doesn't vibrate as quickly as they did.


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113 Comments:

good luck. be next rpk!!!

Posted by: mystic at 26 September 2008 2:11 AM | Link to comment

wow..so late post entry..2am!!

Posted by: Edmund at 26 September 2008 2:14 AM | Link to comment

hahaha..
My hamsters were so horny too!
I tried to tape it down with my camera..
But both of them will just stop and stare at me..

Once i stopped taping, they will start it again..
The most hilarious part is that the female who is double the the male, just stayed there n eat her beansprouts..LOL~~~!

Posted by: Regina at 26 September 2008 2:16 AM | Link to comment

omg! the song is ssooo nong!

Posted by: KayWay at 26 September 2008 2:20 AM | Link to comment

this is funny :D

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 2:33 AM | Link to comment

WOW!
2am?
haha kenny has just came back from london?
*proud to be the sixth*
anyway horny hamsters are kewl.LOL.

Posted by: ruionkoh at 26 September 2008 2:38 AM | Link to comment

I am so pervert until masturbate by watching those 2 male and female having sex, LoL

No, I was/am actually kidding about what I state above = ="

Posted by: tcy at 26 September 2008 2:48 AM | Link to comment

shits! why did i even bother to watch the vid in the 1st place. lmao

Posted by: arth at 26 September 2008 2:53 AM | Link to comment

haha, they're cute! =)

Posted by: kenwooi at 26 September 2008 2:55 AM | Link to comment

they werent having sex la.

Posted by: janel at 26 September 2008 3:54 AM | Link to comment

Lol... U really haf ntg better to do Kenny. -_-

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 4:15 AM | Link to comment

L A M E

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 4:21 AM | Link to comment

ahh the beauty of being animals.. ^.^

Posted by: Hide at 26 September 2008 4:29 AM | Link to comment

The female was like, "Hey man you ain't sticking that junk in me..!"

Male: *tries* *fails*

Kenny you gotta teach him how to rape properly.

Posted by: Halobenzene at 26 September 2008 4:43 AM | Link to comment

wah lau...many position and tries siah....like the male's "never say die " attitude...what our leaders talk abt today's youth being soft-boned and weak, can really use this example to...opps!

wrong reference.

Posted by: tom at 26 September 2008 5:38 AM | Link to comment

Haha funny shit !

Posted by: Wan Hoe at 26 September 2008 5:50 AM | Link to comment

Haha thats so cute! My hamsters used to mate ALL the time... when I was seven. I remember going "Mum, look the hamsters are cuddling!" Mum just chuckled.

Posted by: AdamTam at 26 September 2008 6:31 AM | Link to comment

this is like so violating hamster's privacy! Lolz!!
but they look like so shiok~ here for awhile then stroll around for awhile and continue again at differ places!! Lolz!!
can give me one when they are born??Lol!
u sure are going to get lots of em!
mine gave birth to like 5 weh~

Posted by: victoria at 26 September 2008 7:41 AM | Link to comment

video looks more like foreplay to me leh. when is the next video coming out?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 8:12 AM | Link to comment

Just make sure you know how to take care of the new born later. I've saw the mother step on the babies until they are all dead. Real sad I tell you.

Posted by: Mac at 26 September 2008 8:17 AM | Link to comment

buzz..... thats some v14gr4 you put into their food! i never seen hamster mate too.. expecting the new born anytime lor :D :D :D


kchan
http://www.my4chan.com

Posted by: kchan at 26 September 2008 8:18 AM | Link to comment

nothing like some good grub after sex.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 8:48 AM | Link to comment

WAHAHA... FUNNY RODENT IS FUNNY! BE PREPARED OF BEING HAMSTER GRANDPA!!!

Posted by: ALBAG at 26 September 2008 9:06 AM | Link to comment

hahah.. the most normal is doggy, you can see at everywhere especially at evening time if you go out.

but the left-side one is looked sooooo innocent.. LOL~

Posted by: prue at 26 September 2008 9:38 AM | Link to comment

They reproduce like mad.. Somehow watching them mate makes ppl horny. Agree?

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 26 September 2008 9:45 AM | Link to comment

Wahh~ no privacy for Little hamsters xP

Posted by: Faithh. at 26 September 2008 9:51 AM | Link to comment

makes me feels like an idiot on bed ... :>

Posted by: mtsen.com at 26 September 2008 10:03 AM | Link to comment

My hamster did it with her grandson... and she later became pregnant

Posted by: King at 26 September 2008 10:12 AM | Link to comment

i have been a loyal reader of ur blog + fanboy of this blog since day one..but i'm extremely OFFENDED with the footnote u wrote under this Hamster article..though its meant to be nothing than a mere joke, but there lines which shouldn't be crossed while delivering them...

Posted by: mynnDAWG at 26 September 2008 10:51 AM | Link to comment

mynnDAWG, huh? What do you mean? What is so offensive about my footnote? Which footnote are you talking about?

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 26 September 2008 10:54 AM | Link to comment

disturbing.....

Posted by: Fido Dido at 26 September 2008 10:59 AM | Link to comment

wow... just the kind of blog content that you expect from a 10-year old blogger who happens to bed-wet at night and pick his nose while watching SpongeBob... LAME...

Posted by: allen.g at 26 September 2008 11:00 AM | Link to comment

Huh? They done their work already? Can't see la. Too fast. :P

Posted by: Jayce at 26 September 2008 11:10 AM | Link to comment

Are both of them males?...My hamsters do exactly the same..they just playing..can't mate cause both are males..lol

Posted by: Piyo at 26 September 2008 11:15 AM | Link to comment

ya ya, i saw my hamsters mating before. i remember that was a night when there's sound coming from the cage and... Ooops. then i stood there and see what are they doing. Funny thing is female sometimes eat (holding a corn) while being *ahem hem* XD

Posted by: Earl Grey at 26 September 2008 11:34 AM | Link to comment

Cute little things. I saw rabbits mating before at a Pet Shop in Midvalley. Almost like your hamsters too.

Posted by: Choonie at 26 September 2008 11:58 AM | Link to comment

you can send it to national geography..

Posted by: Confessions of a Medical Student at 26 September 2008 12:17 PM | Link to comment

the female one seems unwilling.hahaha

Posted by: kin at 26 September 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment

cuteness :)

Posted by: bjk at 26 September 2008 12:47 PM | Link to comment

your Robroskis are so cute.

i had 5 hamsters last year...winter whites and winter Golds

so far i buy no hamster in melbourne. can't even buy one.

Posted by: mi at 26 September 2008 12:57 PM | Link to comment

This is so cute... haha...female playing hard to get

Posted by: Priscilla at 26 September 2008 1:26 PM | Link to comment

I have a pair of hamsters and they were both shagging like your hamster in the video. One month later, 2 baby hamsters were born..but both of them died within a few days...
Sigh..and you know what, after the female gave birth, they start shagging again...@.@

Posted by: Jane at 26 September 2008 2:24 PM | Link to comment

wahliow...raelly wild ....wat a doggy style by them

Posted by: vialentino at 26 September 2008 3:09 PM | Link to comment

they should learn some new moves

Posted by: kwen at 26 September 2008 3:16 PM | Link to comment

Geez you come up with some darn funny videos. Pretty gutsy!!!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 3:18 PM | Link to comment

This is why I keep reading your blog. heheh

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 3:19 PM | Link to comment

when will tat b to yo turn showing up in d videa?

Posted by: h@ppyboy at 26 September 2008 3:29 PM | Link to comment

rmb show their babies>

Posted by: jh at 26 September 2008 3:49 PM | Link to comment

LOL !! your hamsters are cute

Posted by: JF at 26 September 2008 4:26 PM | Link to comment

They must be wondering why this fatty owner keep kacau them one ^^

Posted by: Ahmike at 26 September 2008 4:48 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha, cute!

Posted by: windwalker at 26 September 2008 4:55 PM | Link to comment

LoL..i only laugh at what you wrote "even my phone doesn't vibrate as fast as them"XD

Posted by: Fiona at 26 September 2008 6:21 PM | Link to comment

L-O-L , nice title!

Haha, interesting track that goes with the vid

Posted by: chee hong at 26 September 2008 6:38 PM | Link to comment

how cute!!

Posted by: sandii at 26 September 2008 6:59 PM | Link to comment

It's more like massaging than fucking.

Posted by: A.Man.La! at 26 September 2008 7:10 PM | Link to comment

song suits

Posted by: chinese squatter. hoho at 26 September 2008 7:32 PM | Link to comment

warrhh Kenny, u never bath your hammies arr?? their fur looks messy geh.. and why no bedding seen one?? put so little only?? o.o

Posted by: LengLui at 26 September 2008 7:40 PM | Link to comment

furballs!! =]

Posted by: xiang at 26 September 2008 7:52 PM | Link to comment

so darned cute!!!

Posted by: ah ling at 26 September 2008 8:54 PM | Link to comment

wah your hamster very hiong. rape siaaa

Posted by: iiwa at 26 September 2008 9:01 PM | Link to comment

that song...is a Dance Dance Revolution DDR song from The Bloodhound Gang, it's called The Bad Touch, horny lyrics...=.="

Posted by: hui min~ at 26 September 2008 9:34 PM | Link to comment

"There's nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That's after one year of wondering why they never mated." - Kenny.
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Kenny,

What about you as the actor?

:)

Posted by: Jim [TypeKey Profile Page] at 26 September 2008 9:36 PM | Link to comment

happy for u lah kenny soon u will become ah kong liao.....

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2008 9:48 PM | Link to comment

Privacy .... Pls
Can u imagine if some1 video ur sextape and put it in youtube?
Respect ur hamster...

Posted by: nicholas at 26 September 2008 10:33 PM | Link to comment

i watched till i was in tears... too hilarious..

Posted by: honsie at 26 September 2008 10:58 PM | Link to comment

HAHAH OMG CUTENESS. xD
It vibrated! O_O

Posted by: Xinying :B at 26 September 2008 11:19 PM | Link to comment

Those hamsters are so fat :)

Posted by: Brenda at 26 September 2008 11:57 PM | Link to comment

Wow..These little creatures can do wonder too.It's so funny!

Posted by: yoon see at 27 September 2008 12:12 AM | Link to comment

Robos.Mine never mated throughout their lifetime, think they were both of the same gender.Plus, the pet shop peeps said that if the hamsters are too small you can't tell their gender.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 27 September 2008 12:13 AM | Link to comment

damn kenny! your hamsap-ster sure horny like you!

Posted by: sic-ko man at 27 September 2008 12:16 AM | Link to comment

are u stopppid? thats not even a crown of bonaparte dewd,thats some nimfo standing guard thr!

Posted by: NIhat at 27 September 2008 1:25 AM | Link to comment

kenny can i have ur hamster?

Posted by: Bak Kut Teh at 27 September 2008 1:43 AM | Link to comment

sorry this is not related to this blog entry. pls visit http://listen2eric.blogspot.com/ for britney's latest single, WOMANIZER. :)

Posted by: E at 27 September 2008 2:12 AM | Link to comment

That one is the soldier in Buckingham Palace, London. I was there last week. U cant con me kenny. hahaha

Posted by: Ct at 27 September 2008 2:51 AM | Link to comment

I have the same species of hamster too!
But gave it away as its not that tame after all. duh

www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com

Posted by: ruionkoh at 27 September 2008 4:02 AM | Link to comment

hehe... ever seen how two female hamsters make out together?? haha...

Posted by: nerac at 27 September 2008 8:29 AM | Link to comment

"Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he'd at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth."

You are so fucking lame.

Posted by: Jason at 27 September 2008 9:57 AM | Link to comment

Was your hamster eating potato chip??? It looked like one at the end of the video... Is tat for real? (O.o)?

Posted by: Kim at 27 September 2008 11:09 AM | Link to comment

Hahahaha...They r sooo cute!!^.^

Posted by: yLing at 27 September 2008 11:47 AM | Link to comment

I see the female is resisting. No hope lah getting baby hamsters.

Posted by: Kim at 27 September 2008 11:58 AM | Link to comment

haha.. looks like the male is raping the female.. and she's running away all the time~!!

Posted by: bubu at 27 September 2008 1:12 PM | Link to comment

how much u pay them to be taped for the "show"?

Posted by: AG at 27 September 2008 1:53 PM | Link to comment

This is nothing... haha roborowski are kinda shy XXX ers. You should try the siberian dwarf (can't really remember the species) they are WHOOOOOH!!!!

Used to breed them, yeah i know! HAHA

Posted by: Jacob at 27 September 2008 2:13 PM | Link to comment

LOL OMG

Posted by: Yijean at 27 September 2008 2:48 PM | Link to comment

One FAILED Video~!

Posted by: abc at 27 September 2008 4:15 PM | Link to comment

the girl hamster wont sit still n let him f*ck her... keep running away from the hamsap hamster

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 27 September 2008 5:47 PM | Link to comment

Leave them in peace! = =

Posted by: Kym at 27 September 2008 7:21 PM | Link to comment

Soon u will have more hamsters... :-p

Posted by: TZ at 27 September 2008 7:27 PM | Link to comment

the female got raped lah! D:

Posted by: jwxwei at 27 September 2008 8:35 PM | Link to comment

The female hamster doesn't seem to be in the mood to mate...

"Even my phone doesn't vibrate as quickly as they did"

Nice comparison. (Laughs)

Posted by: Ms.Aya at 27 September 2008 9:07 PM | Link to comment

will they need condoms? hmmm...

Posted by: katherine at 28 September 2008 12:28 AM | Link to comment

omg your hamsters are too fat to mate... lol

Posted by: chun at 28 September 2008 2:42 AM | Link to comment

Now even Mr Potatoes are not spared...

Posted by: KitKat at 28 September 2008 3:09 AM | Link to comment

that is ur hamster? u always observe when they make love? u vy free? hahaha..jus kiddin

Posted by: walaoei at 28 September 2008 6:11 AM | Link to comment

They have mated...any offsprings? Can give me 2 to make more..? Haha...just kidding

Posted by: Lewis at 28 September 2008 6:58 AM | Link to comment

The background song is so ..... =p

Posted by: French Cigarettes at 28 September 2008 9:51 AM | Link to comment

Such devotion. Love it.

Posted by: abc123 at 28 September 2008 10:06 AM | Link to comment

hahaha.. this is so cute..

Posted by: LeeChien at 28 September 2008 3:23 PM | Link to comment

Lol, cute!

Posted by: Annoying mous at 28 September 2008 5:26 PM | Link to comment

"Looks like me, sounds like me, acts like me... but not ME !!!" says da hamster.. haha

Posted by: Nirmal at 28 September 2008 6:43 PM | Link to comment

rofl.....so cute!!! :p

Posted by: racoon at 28 September 2008 8:38 PM | Link to comment

stupid

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 29 September 2008 12:57 AM | Link to comment

yay! another stupid post!

Posted by: nouseforaname at 29 September 2008 12:58 AM | Link to comment

that is one small dick.

HAHAHAHAA.

Posted by: chareli at 29 September 2008 3:54 AM | Link to comment

Did you fast fwd them? why so fast one? :D

Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 29 September 2008 11:46 AM | Link to comment

CUTE HAMSTERS!

Posted by: xyz at 30 September 2008 1:25 AM | Link to comment

Hello Kenny
I am a reader from Kuching who reside in Atlanta, first of all, I would like to let you know that I really enjoy reading your blog especially about Kuching, I fell in love with you blog when I read about CHMSNO.1, I graduated from that school too!!
BTW, the reason I am writing is because I would like to tell you about JERK Chicken, it is not stupid, Jerk is a special kind of spicy spices from Jamaica, it is Jamaican specialty, in fact you can goggle and find out, it is a very delicious,how I know? My husband was working in Jamaica for 18 months before he was transferred here in Atlanta, Jerk Chicken is like our KOLO Mee, it represent Jamaica.
Thanks and keep writing

Posted by: MOM42CUTEKIDS at 05 October 2008 1:10 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny,

just wondering if u could take a picture of what your hamster cage looks like...

Posted by: Alex at 09 October 2008 4:41 AM | Link to comment

hope u get a new baby hamster...
yayhoo

Posted by: shen at 22 October 2008 7:17 PM | Link to comment

hahahaha..damn cute.
I had two pet hamsters of mine as well, still have them just that they're taken care of by my fiance..

anyways my breed are the imperial hamsters and till right now, they're given birth to about 6 batches of babies. 3-5 at a time. So go figure! hahahaha..

Posted by: feanorayomi at 22 October 2008 10:51 PM | Link to comment

Did they learn from you OR did you learn from them a thing or two?

Posted by: Kings at 30 October 2008 10:51 PM | Link to comment

stu...
=.= seriously, i tot what..

gosh, feels like masturbating....


hahahaha..

joke2..

no, i was joking...

Posted by: HornyHarry at 03 November 2008 2:03 PM | Link to comment

lanjia post...literaly

Posted by: carey at 08 November 2008 5:42 PM | Link to comment

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