thats very cute!!!!

Hey dude, HAPPY MERDEKA. Good photo-shopping :-)

Everything in the list are so true!!!
Guess thats how true Malaysian act.
Happy 51st Merdeka, Malaysia.

Walau kennysia! U dont scared kena tangkap by authorities kah??

Lols.... isn't tat our tradition ...
I bloody luv the photo ... :p

You've said it bro! That's us Malaysian, famous thru out the world for our kiasuness and kiasiness.

Selamat Hari Kebangsaan!

Wahahaha love the last pic!

LOL! Thats so true. Hahaa..

Happy merdeka everyone!

-_-'' speechless

Whatever you may say, seeing my cousins and my family grow up in racially divided Malaysia, I cannot say that I love Malaysia. When there is dirty ethnic politics, state-instituted discrimination, and the inherent separation of the Malays, Chinese and Indians.

I have rarely seen you with other Malays in your posts, and I'm sure many Chinese Malaysians like myself can agree that our country is not in racial harmony. It is a far cry from America, where people learn to love their lives as Americans and as Whites, Blacks or Asians.

This is TRULY Malaysian !!!!!

Malaysia BOLEH Mah !!!!

very true...
great job!!... well we've been malaysians and we know how's it like....

51st merdeka...

but not the 51st bday for 'malaysia'

That's so true, makes us very unique eh...

kenny, good post. very true hahahaha

btw, it's 51ST and not 51TH

happy merdeka to all!

You are so cute...
Thats's really Malaysia...
Happy Merdeka to all..

swt~ hi5 with agong
kenny , u got guts

Very funny.. thanks for the laugh.

lololol that is soooo true

51st abang sia...

#8

I am that person!

fuck you kennysia

true.. even my parents ask me to take engineering

Cheers 2 ALL MALAYSIANs! Support Kenny~

Yalor.. so true~

Interesting take...Happy Merdeka to all!

7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

this one reli made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!

to Malaysia Disunited, can you really guarantee Amadika is in racial harmony 100%?

Do ALL OF THEM really love the blacks and accept them?

Do ALL OF THEM really ACCEPT the people of other religions? Look at the discrimination against Muslims there.

Do ALL OF THEM have overcome their homophobia?

Ask yourself these questions before you mengagung-agungkan Amadika.

Malaysia's no paradise, but at least it's home. We admit that some people in power love to segregate us and there are those who buy their crap, but most of us are smart enough to learn to love our friends, malay, chinese or indian. I personally hung out with indians from primary 1 till form 5, and I hung out with chinese in form 6, and my closest coursemates include an indian girl [the ONLY indian in the course] and another malay girl, and I get along with my other coursemates, and I can tell u there's only 7 non-malays in my class.

Please remember nobody's perfect, no country is perfect, including the Amadika that you mentioned.

Nice, it's all true!!!

this made me smile.

=)

Haha.
That is so true! Every of it.
lol. You are just awesome man!!

Happy independence day, everyone! =)

the last pic u with Tunku one looks real la..haha.good job.

haha.. so fun, so true.. *i'm one of those people in number 8.. i do it without realizing.. until a friend told me.. XD

I am agree with rojakrojak comment.

I am Malay and I am homoseksual. I'm not only bang Malay's back side. I also bang Chinese's back side, Indian back side, Sinkh's back side, Jawa's back side, Indon's back side, Bangla's back side, Vietnamese's Backside, Burmese's back side, Mamak's back side, African's back side, bla... bla... bla...

Anyway, the best way to unite all Malaysian is to convert them to Muslim and have them circumsize. Anyone?

So true...

hahaha... very funny la, kenny! thanks for the laugh! Malaysian rocks! haha.. :P

From point 1 to 15. roflmao!

yea..Malaya's 51st bday n Sabah & Srwk's 45th Bday SOON..
guess wt?? my W.msia fren asked me this b4 i left kl.."When are you coming back Malaysia??" >

Fantastic job on the photo Kenny hi5 Tunku~~~~

very good:) love the hi five pic

so.. is the welder's engagement still on? or is it called off??

Wtf, this is so true! Haha...

rofl! I wanna high5 with Tunku as well! btw, who made his clothes? he looks so spiffy =D

I cannot agree more with number 7...my parents ARE like that...n i HATE it...

number 11 is common among the MALAYS...

number 12 is actually quite true...i mean have u heard of the expression "janji melayu"...yea...so...

girls would get a half-orgasm when an angmoh kisses them...I hate it when people look up to angmohs for no reason...I am TOTALLY against it and ive been very vocal about it in my blog...girls with an angmoh bf would have this,I-have-an-angmoh-as-a-bf look...which i HATE!!!

Wow~ haha, good photoshop on last pic~

kenny you are fucking, You know why?

because all that you say is not true at all, you still dont know MALAYSIA yet.

fuck you kenny.. FUCK YOU..

i am chinese but i am malaysian and i dont humiliate my own race and country..

fuck you kenny.. FUCK YOU..

i'm in full agreement with you.. no matter how hard the government is trying to deny it, the racial division among malaysians is very obvious..

we look up too much to the westerners la so whatever they do always deemed to be acceptable but then lain cerita if another malaysian does the same thing...

malaysia disunited... are you sure all americans are united?

malaysia may not be perfect but if it is not 100% disunited, there's still hope...

so so so so trueeeee ! haha.
high5 kenny ! love that pict. :D

Are u nervous during ytd talk show?
ur gesture seem shows u are..
and the host kept repeating 'Relax lah Bro. relax lah...'

Anyway, good to see u on TV ;)

7 fireman... 1 to help and the rest to point and laugh

kenny, would be wise of you to take down the picture of tunku. picture's of significance to some and even if it's done in good faith, it might not be construed as such.

i seriously love ur photo... :D

To "Malaysia Disunited"... I wouldn't say America is good as you said. After you go to all states in US, you come back and tell me once more whether your say is correct..

Anyway, what I am trying to say is I am not agreed that there is no harmony here in Malaysia. It is really up to the person who living in this country to make things a little better. If one choose to be so skin-color-focus, it will never be united at all..Let's be color blind for once.

Happy Merdeka, Malaysian ( regardless who you are )!

lol that what makes Malaysia, unique..btw nice photo :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DAT WAS SOO TRUE AND AWESOME!
I LOVE THE LAST PHOTO! COOL MAN!

Haha^^

100% chun chun ah...(very tepat in hokkien)

Happy Birthday Malaysia!!!!
Merdeka!Merdeka!Merdeka!

p/s:Kenny...u looks like a guy that dance "Saturday nite fever" in that "Hi five" pic lah...haha^^

Cheers!!!!

in short, malaysians are hypocrites.

one more to add,

even if their children are stupid... if their kids failed, they blame it on the teachers!!!

:)

DAMN TRUE WEI HAHAHAHA.

its 51st merdeka, kenny. not 51th.

nice post, as always. love the last photo! :P

happy 51st merdeka :)))

hey kenny, nothing to do with this post, but can't the man with nuts on be turned-off then using soap to reduce the friction between the nuts and his er...nutty man-hood. hey, i thought that's common science we do in primary school. those doctors must be geniuses then!

51st kot.
hahah hi5, just like Borat.

Kepada Kenny Sia,

Anda diberi amaran untuk menanggalkan artikel ini di atas sebab artikel ini melanggar pelbagai peraturan termasuk cubaan menipu pengguna Internet dan mengandungi unsur-unsur penghinaan.

Yang benar,

Saya :P

Hahahaha~
A very TRUE and REAL post!
Happy Merdeka Day everyone~!!!
(1 hour ++ to go)

LOL, in that Hi-Five picture, u look "gong kia" lah ! xD

kenny sia, you're awesome!

first time commenter; i've always seen your blog as very chin chai, but this entry put such a smile on my face i can't help but thank you. good job!

HAHAHA

people... chill man, its just a post. entertaining purpose. why so serious? no big deal yeah... regardless how corrupted or disunited Malaysia is, we still love Malaysia. DOnt we?

im still proud being Malaysian, and enjoy each second that i get to spend in Malaysia (currently studying in melb).

so no worries...
corrupted + disunited = Malaysia
ehehe
love it or hate it, its your call :D

After living across the country for so long, i still love to be called Malaysian... cos there's where my identity comes from

there is no perfect country in the world, cos its the citizens that defines the country... and we all know that nobody's perfect after all..

well SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA to ALL my fellow Malaysians, and to all who have adopted Malaysia as well !!!!

Happy Holidays!!

Didn't see you there until I was figuring out who Tunku was high-fiving. Seamless photoshop-ing, I'd say. Happy Merdeka, Kenny Sia.

kennysia,greatest Msian blogger of all time.

such a Patriot.=P

kudos to kenny.

Wow, that's terribly true.

hahaha.. love this post.. =)

kenny, u're the best..!

oh god, so true! that is typical malaysian :D

hahah.. nice one.. except for the picture though... come on la.. don't ridicule our father of independence.. it's kindda disrespectful..

that can be so true, kenny. hahaha... happy merdeka!

hehe!! VERY THE TRUE!!
happy merdeka!! (or does Happy holiday mean more)?? hahaha

Kennysia Boleh!!! LOL, no country is perfect guys, we laugh, jeer and confess our hatret as much as we want at Malaysia, but the fact that we're still here shows that we are still Malaysian at hearts, n that its part of our roots. Come on, who doesn't curse their parents behind their backs sometimes? Its just the same idea. Nice one anyway.

This is the best Merdeka post i ever seen!!!!
LOve the last pics... and the post too!!!!

Great job kenny~~~

I studied and now work in the US and am in the medical industry.

I totally agree that the US is not what we think. There is racial segregation and biasness. It is just not "openly" discussed like it is in Malaysia (In my opinion because people are so afraid of getting sued haha)While there are some Americans that are genuinely nice, there are some that are not so nice as well, just like Malaysia, and just like any other country.
And yeah, the angmoh guy thing also really ticks me off for some reason haha!

Malaysia Boleh! Happy Independence day!
KennySia rocks...
ISA... ????

well i agree on most of the things you listed here kenny, but some of them arent exactly true.

when you say about RM10 coffee at starbucks, you're saying about the 10% rich people among us. Infact, till now I never spent a single cent in Starbucks just because its too unaffordable for me.How many Malaysians do actually have the ability to drink a cup of coffee there? Only about 10% kenny.

no one has ever blamed indians on lousy construction, we blamed the work ministry.

I am a full A's scorer in both SPM and STPM. When I asked for JPA and Matrix, i didnt get any of them. When i graduated from STPM, with 4 straight A's, I asked for medicine, but they gave me Pertanian. Most of my bumi friends are now in UK and US, but I have to study lousy course here. Its not that WE want to discriminate Malays, but the government's policies have convinced me that I'm a victim, not just me, but many of my non bumi friends too. We feel truly hurt.

However, I cannot be more agree with you bout the 9th statement.

Selamat hari merdeka

i think i can explain the ang moh thing.

it's rarely local culture to hug a person of opposite sex just to say "Hello". But we know it's the custom of ang moh's.

So girls automatically think that if a malaysian guy wants to cium, that means he's trying to pokmong the girl lor.

hahaha! I love the Hi5 thing! :P

Happy National Day lor~

no 15 makes me lauged out loud!!

no 16. You know kenny sia and you enjoy reading his blog. If you are the first one to comment on his blog, u will type "FIRST!"

:p

To Rojakrojak,

yes.. no country on earth is 100% peaceful and harmony. And in US, racial discrimination is quite serious.

but at least, in the US, the blacks are protected by LAW. They can go out to the street and protest when they're being mistreated. They can sue the government and get handsome compensation if they're being discriminated.

but in Malaysia? No one is really protected by law. In Malaysia, government = law.

whatever the government dislikes, they're against the law.
whatever the government thinks are good(for themselves), they'll implement it without second thought.

When Raja Petra revealed something Najib doesnt like that much, he can has his blog closed.

But when Ahmad Ismail said that chinese are only " menumpang di malaysia" , Abdullah ordered MCA and Gerakan NOT TO MENTION the issue anymore.

Not even an apology.

Rojakrojak, you still think you're right?

Malaysia Boleh!!!

thanks for keeping ur promise, ken!

Good Morning Malaysia

Thank you for pointing that out.

This reminds me that in Amadika, every bit of communication among everyone is recorded, isn't it?

Eg., all phone calls recorded.

I am not wrong, I can tell you that. We have insults hurled at us from the minority of the govt dogs who want to segregate us, and that's what happened in Amadika before [a long time ago] when blacks were not allowed to go to their uni/colleges, where they were beaten or gunned down to death, and nobody would be able to do anything about it.

We are not that extreme yet, and hopefully never will be.

Right now we have a chance to change our govt, flush it out, and he is the man whose dick has been up someone's ass without him knowing it.

Although nobody can guarantee that he would do a good job, or bring about a good change to the country, but right now, all we need is a CHANGE. All it takes is for the people to realise, the govt is nothing without us, and we have the power to have them at our mercy.

It is possible to overthrow a govt without violence, and Philippines was a good example.

But I digress. Yeah, Amadika might have laws have the law protecting the blacks. And they might be very willing to accept a coloured man for a president. We might have a struggle over here to achieve such a feat and I might never see it happen in my lifetime, but I have faith someday someone somehow we will be able to bring about a positive CHANGE, and not turn out like Amadika, with crazy crimes all over.

Thanks for the great point you made there. And btw, I am excited for 16 sept, because it's hari malaysia, and it's also my bday!

May the real Merdeka happen soon!

heya u could stay at the hotel yllen eiffel, it's near the eiffel tower and it costs me only 36 Euros for a triple bed room this summer so it should cost you less for a single. i hope london's weather gets better when u get here, it's been quite rubbish lately..

Who wanna watch Malaysian play football la

Btw... nice post... a true Malaysian have this special trait

Second that Good Morning Malaysia

are you wise enough to read between the lines?
read again and again.
Kenny is not trying to be patriotic here.
isnt your sarcasm meter moving?
Trust me, he is teasing the society.
Undeniably true.
*claps*
Kenny's thought is the same as anyone else,
50 years of so called independence is over,
its time to start off the second phase of independence-the not so corrupted one. :D

kenny u not malaysian enuf... what about the holier than thou part. we are all holly ok...at least pretend to be one. haha

happy independence day. happy birthday malaysia

your sense of sarcasm is misplaced.i am sure this is just a light-hearted post and i am sure kenny is just as proud of being malaysian.

Haha... Yo Kenny..

You know whaat?

That's exactly what i think and say to all my friend here in aussie.

Except No.7.

We think alike in this post...

HIGH FIVE..

HEy Kenny,
It's happy 51st merdeka, not 51th.
Otherwise, great post. i love the angmoh accent bit.

LOL! Whites, Blacks and Asians live in harmony in USA? Dream on....

Good Morning Malaysia, I'm sorry you didnt get to study oversea but the courses in Malaysia are not necessarily lousy. This kinds of back Kenny's point, we look up too much to everything foreign...

What makes a Malaysian a Malaysian:

You drink Milo more than you drink water.

Malaysians consume 90% of the world's Milo. [http://malaysia-canada.com/biz-awards-2006/branding.htm]

good post..!

what's with the wrong spelling?

it should be 51st & high 5...

anyway, what's with the first picture in the beginning of the post? who's that guy and what's the meaning in it? :)

Kennnnyyy !!

I love you and all.. but..

I don't get the first photo, why was a guy featured at the front ?? WHO IS THAT FELLA BLOCKING THOSE BOOBIES, FUCKING SHIT !! D:

Also, what's up with that gay dude on the top right flashing his armpits at you while you're taking a picture ????

O.o ???????

Oh man, I laughed and cried at the same time....
Aahahahahheheehhehhehehehehehe.....

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/30/nation/22208030&sec=nation

"The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals."

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Seriously though, pour some ice water and shrink the penis so that the nut can be released. Only idiots wanna try cutting.

But this is a unique case, micropenis situations are tough. I mean damn, look at this, this is the size of a nut. How the fuck did he fit it in that thing in the first place ??

http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif

If the ice water solution does not work, the only solution left is to use a welder/lighter to heat the nut, make it expand and release that dying poor purple dick.

If that doesn't work, cut it off with a parang and reattach through surgery.

Just keep in mind to go easy during your Honeymoon, if it's still on. God bless. ;)

I am Malay and I am no discriminate.
If I see a Malay chap and a Chinese chap in a car accident, I beat them both for causing a traffic jam. Beside chinese babes are HOT!

eppie merdeka!!!

Haha, really funny and true!
Merdeka!

Thanks Kenny for telling the true attitude of M'sian..... Wonder what is the point of celebrating Merdeka Day if the politic drama is still going on n on.....Old folks claimed that teenager refused to get involve in politic but hv they ever think before who massed it up? Sigh……

hey Kenny

look like you are talking some sensitive thing.
but it is true.

go ahead

MERDERKA!

51st my friend, not 51th...

this is one of your best entries in a long while....you rock dude!

Hahaha...very meaningful...Happy 51st Merdeka to everyone here!

kennysia since when u become so pro nationalist? what is the wrong of voicing over unjust?? its a step forward to nation betterment!
anyway no one in this hellhole cares about this day. why should we. seeing the dirty politics everyday. seeing leaders of right and free will being framed again n again.

omg!happy merdeka kenny!

chicken, another pathetic opposition zombie. nation betterment? change? does your good friend anwar has a better idea? how?

don't equate the BN with malaysia. you hypocrite. malaysia is malaysia, BN is BN. you hate the country just say, then you can walk away. don't profess to care about the country anymore.

haha i love everything especially the last part
good photo shopping skillz! Merdeka!
had to celebrate our nation's 51st bday in KLIA...so sad ;(
they had quite a ceremony there though...AND they were giving away free flags!
aiya...anything thats free just taaakee la.
Happy 51st Birthday Malaysia!!

hahaha cool. And the photoshopped pic was hilarious! !

Yooo, the pic is definite cool leh(^^)

Some of ur statements are quite true and funny!

XD very cute post.

Funny picture!

Question on the ang moh issue. Why do ppl in msia call ang mohs working in msia "Ex-pats" when malaysians/other asians working in the ang moh countries are mostly/all the time reffered to as "Asians"? Million dollar question

ech3lon,

I am sure you are either a MCA man that has been chicken all the time, or MIC man that has no power at all to speak, or an UMNO racist that loves barking around.

Even if you're not one of them, you'll call these people Nationalist. Protriots.

so who are you the not-so-opposition-zombie?

No one said this country is no good. This country is good. But ruled by your dirty government.

we feel proud to be Malaysians, but we're not proud of our government.

Agree.

Proud of being a Malaysian, but shameful to have such a government.

If Tunku Abdul Rahman were to alive, i think that he would be crying over BN for ruining all the contribution done by him and the rest of the tokohs.

Sigh.

HAHAHAHAHA that photo shocked me right at the end !

looks like you were really there. haha

haha, fantastic post!

btw, it's Briton (singular), not British (plural) XD

ha ha ha... Whites, Blacks and Asians live in harmony in USA? what a joke man... on tv can-lah.

if you have the sense to read properly, i was addressing chicken's comments. you don't even have a context, and you like to jump on my comments and lump me in with BN or whoever? that's so opposition like of you. you're no different from them inept retards in BN. go on, pretend to be intellectual and politically aware some more. the nation is going to hell with you lot around.

just for the record, being opposition does not make you more nationalistic than if you're in UMNO. political affiliation has no place in the love for the nation. if you even care about the nation in the first place, you would stop barking on any issue you see and find a solution. umno, dap, no difference, you all bark and just want to stroke your own ego.

haha....quite entertained.....

ah....4get to add on....MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! yeah baby!!

heheheeeeeeee happy merdeka =D

OMG OMG OMG.
This is like 100% true!

Anyway nice photoshop skill

kenny being too patriotic. LOL!

It's Happy 51ST Merdeka, Kenny.. not 51th.

I KNOW ALREADY!!!!!!! The NUT is not the edible one but the friend of a SCREW!

Damn it kept me thinking y the hell the fella want to put a walnut or almond into his penis and how the hell to do that!!

=.=

That explains the 7 firemen.
4 holding each of his limbs,
1 holds his head (I mean the head that's supposed to have a brain),
1 holds his penis,
1 use the chainsaw. O.O
The last 1 just stand-by to shut his mouth up if he screams.

I'm talking about the short-talk by the way.

"When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah"
Hahaha. U are right men. will done.
HAPPY MERDEKA to all.Malaysia Boleh!!!

the list really describe the so malaysian in us

thats why i dont freaking vote

hahahahhaa... so true and it's effing hilarious..
damn good post :) me lovee... xD

haha!! yea.. very true!
n the pic is awesome of u hi5 ing is awesome

Wow Kenny, you really got the balls to tell the truth, respect.

The facts are so true:D

*LOL* Can elongate penis by putting a nut meh? *ROFLMAO*

YEAH! =D

sohai kenny. D nei

Ok we need 8 firemen actually. LOL.

Happy Birthday Malaysia. =P

KENNY SIA YOU ROCK!

hahahaha

happy merdeka all Malaysians! XD

This is a great post! At least for me, this is what being Malaysian is. We(gov included!!) still have so so many flaws to work on. Is it just me or does anyone else think that Malaysians have a superiority complex but are at the same time terribly insecure?? No joy in being Malaysian this year..

It's so true.
Especially #8, i dislike those people purposely imitate the angmoh accent.
Btw, comelnya, i mean the pic. :p
Cheers~

Wow...it's so true... and I'm proud to be a Malaysian!!! haha

http://www.gabriellai.com/happy-merdeka-malaysians/

Hahahahhaahahah...u posing with TAR...that is funny, seriously

that list of malaysians is so true...

good point..
^^
u so cute..

So sad and so true about 11, 12, 13, 14. These show far we are from being beyond racial thinking. Why put the blame of race, when the question has nothing to be with race at all, rather the specific individual, group, organization or political party? We shouldn't say this, or that race, but be specific about the group, organization who is at fault, NOT race. This linguistic choice will help us avoid from endig up with racially-inflected or racially-accusatory tone. Let's point to the specific.

It is NOT the Malays who are discriminating, because many of them are really wonderful fellow Malaysians, but the BN-led government who practices such forms of discrmination, of which all of us suffer TOGETEHER as Malaysians. In fact, many Malays also lose out on the benefits, which are kept within those close to the party's circle. Just look at the people in other states like Kelantan. The rich fat cows enrich themselves and their cronies, while stoking racial fears that dividing us the rakyat, preventing us from seeing that these people are sucking the lifeblood of the country and its wealth away. What's worse, is that these people who se racial rhetoric are fed and supported by some of the rich from other races, solely for business interests. We must not let ourselves fall into their ploy of racially dividing us, in order to run the country for themselves, instead of race, culture, or whatever creed which they profess to be fighting for.

Happy Merdeka, everyone, let's stand up against the racial ploy!

DAMN! I ENVY U TO HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME AND HAVE THE RIGHT POSITION TO HIGH FIVE WITH THE FATHER OF MALAYSIA!!! OH YEAH, NOT TO FORGET SOME TROUBLESOME POLITICAL PARTY THAT LIKES TO BAN THIS BAN THAT TOO... AND SOME OF THEM WHO LOVES TO SUMPAH JUZ FOR GOOD... THIS IS MALAYSIA!!!

Man! They are so so true!
Happy Merdeka :)

happy merdeka day kenny :)
lol post.

what a stupid post... i hope u go to jail and get gangraped u asshole!!!!!

haha. very true...

btw, its 51st, not 51th. lol

happy merdeka!!

if kennysia appears in dataran merdeka 51 yrs ago to shout merdeka! now he will be at least of 70 yrs of age LOL

lol this is so funny.
HAPPY 51ST MERDEKA!!

its 51st leh. not 51th.

merdeka...
happy 51st bday to M'sia

Haha! Funny stuff...

lol last image is the best present to Malaysia for her 51st bday. hahaha.

Happy Merdeka Day, Malaysians..

No.7 is so real, dude

the '51th' is intended, right??

spot on, kenny!

"we feel proud to be Malaysians, but we're not proud of our government" rumour_heads

selamat hari merdeka!

Those people who like to brag how racially-tolerant they are,

they can fuck off and die.

Hey nice post, Kenny!
It's beyond my expectation this time.
Perhaps I'll have the same topic on my blog on tomorrow! LOLz.

A very Q blog which is so REAL n FUNNY!!

haha, very true.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

oh Kenny,do you drink coffee beans EVERYDAY?Car 'drinks' petrol EVERTIME u drive.How can you compare both the same way..huh =_=

cool post, LOL

wut so cool bout tis post..kenny u juz wrote bout the same stuffs wut dawn yang wrote in her blog bout singaporeans..get a life dude..

that's really cute.

OMG!!! the last pix was....farntastic man. good job. except ah...i actually DO complain about starbucks coffee wor.

We must complain ma....Malaysia boleh!!!....Boleh buat everything!! Including complaining when there is actually nothing to complain at....Hahahaha!!!

Rgds,
bizkutraya
http://www.bizkutraya.com

I'm surprised no one add more to the list.Here's one.A true Msian will queue to get free coffee at supermarket and asked the kopi maker all sort of Qs.I overheard one guy talked loudly to his folks,"come over here,there's free kopi"

I Laugh nonstop..til the last pic....HIGH FIVE..
farny la u..

51 years of nation independence, i think we still could not archive total nation and racial unity, partly because we have people like this. http://media-mobi.com/en/?play-2xr9et60xd1h24mfh6ljmoag29kfad22

i like ur last pic. it's so cute :)

haha...vry funny bt tat is da true

im waiting only for them to sue you..i wanna see how u defend urself..hehehe...oneee day...millions curse...ONE will happen..hahaha....

stupid analogies.
if you are trying to be funny, you only succeeded in making yourself more idiotic.

any tom, dick and harry can see that our middle class citizens are suffering. so we should just shut the hell up when our internet is slow, when there is petrol price increase, and unfair distribution of scholarship?

the country is suffering because there are people like u.

Very aptly put. Haha

Happy Merdeka everyone.

LOL.. The Chinese Malay and Indian.. hahaha

Ech3lon has a good point, if you can forgive his tendency to insult you along the way. We need to hear more about proposed solutions, and the Opposition attempts to fix the rakyat issues.

Attacking the government wrong policies and mistakes is one thing, but what truly matters and gain votes, is caring for the rakyat in the first place. It's that simple. It is easy to be distracted, when the mind is filled with hate and anger.

We must not let our dissatisfaction with issues, cloud our minds with hatred and mindless whining. Isn't it better focus our energies on finding a solution ?

Take the hate out of the equation.

Anwar is merely a voice of the opposition party. The true solutions to our problems are derived from the voice of fair, unbiased, educated rakyat, united as one regardless of race. Speak up, people....!!

Merdekaaaa !! :D

credits given to baby sia!
true and great job!!
happy merdeka!!

Happi 51st Birthday, Malaysia!

And Kenny, you may want to check out hostelworld.com. You can see other ppl's comments about the certain hostels and also compare prices. Used the website last time I went to Italy, and will prolly do so in the future again.

oo...haha...yalah o, when it comes to high price, we blame chinese, when it come to slow goverment service, don't blame the malay lorr...blame the goverment lor..

ehem...some1 said the guy in the pic is agong..oh my..i laughed out loud.he's not agong la..he's tunku abdul rahman...damn. what did u get for ur history subject lasttime?

Malaysia Boleh!

We can never blog like that in Singapore.. Too sensitive. End up in jail...

I agree with Ech3lon, Kenny. It might be really offensive to some others knowing how controversial ANYTHING can be in this country.

Betulkah kita Merdeka? We're still clenched in a fist. Change is coming woo hoo!

Wimax- ready contract carefully.
One year. ONLY. after that they can close down due to all sort of ready.
You paid for Installation for ? and Really the modem worth RM980....
AFter one year...fee can go up.
AFter one year, they upgrade, they rise fee.

Aiyaa MSC corp never protect COnsumer interests...Like YTLe cheats..

kenny, chinese say A 1, Top Side..

Truly Malaysian! LOL!

No.14 is the most accurate one.
Did you know Chinese graduates from university ended up working as lorry drivers,in kopitiam etc?
Living in Malaysia is really sad.
For Indians and Chinese, please get out of this country as soon as possible.
See how the Malays can survive without us.

It doesn't just happen at a national level.. what makes companies in Malaysian truely Malaysian is that we use divide-and-conquer basis so that the company looks like two separate companies and then while some ppl tried to create political issues, the boss happy happy makan duit while enjoying the cats and dogs fight.. then when vote for where to go for team building, one group suddenly change vote 3 times just to win.. and then when you complain they're politically incorrect, they say change vote 3 times only mah~ what's wrong~ And then, worst still, they attend all opposition ceramah and claim that they anti-BN.. NOW, this is TRUELY Malaysian~

hahaha
Nice points you made
Happy Merdeka and happy holiday :)

Malaysia will be only 45 y.o. on 16/09/2008. B4 16/09/1963 there was no country called Malaysia. It was only formed on 16/09/1963 by blah blah....
As a Sarawakian Kenny,your 51th Hi5 was totally out of place. It can be 51st B/day for Malaya but not exactly true for Malaysia. What is that for Malaysian to look forward when we cannot get this basic point right? Who wanted to win who? Sad? LOL

Something similar happen in Hong Kong too.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Malaysia will be only 45 y.o. on 16/09/2008. B4 16/09/1963 there was no country called Malaysia. It was only formed on 16/09/1963 by blah blah....
As a Sarawakian Kenny,your 51th Hi5 was totally out of place. It can be 51st B/day for Malaya but not exactly true for Malaysia. What is that for Malaysian to look forward when we cannot get this basic point right? Who wanted to win who? Sad? LOL

yeh..old timer.

Peninsula has always been trying to keep away the fact that Malaysia was form on 916. This is a way BN tries to deny sabah and sarawak.

poor thing only after 308 Sabah and sarawak get better treatment, more fundings and allocations.

All the while sabah and sarawak BN has been famous for corruption, Taib is one big sucker.Timber. Lands. His family has got warrants in oversea coz of bribery.

fantastics he could still be the cm of sarawak..

Malaysia Boleh! Boleh ada leader corrupted
Malaysia Boleh! Boleh ada "astronaut" that sucks pppl's money, and yet get Datukship, and publicity
Malaysia Boleh! Boleh close your blog without being convicted just because they feel like it!

salute for your originality.

Old Timer, I said 51st Merdeka, not 51st Birthday

this is so so true!!! I was laughing like mad! HAHAHA!!! XDD

HAHAHA! lololwtf i like the last tunku abdul rahman high five photo! wooot!~

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haha, that is so true!!! Very gunny ler...

wah... no wonder you'v got both extreame-ends comments on your blog, you were giving so many "dai-sei"(cantonese) jokes! Just like you were trying to say somebody is old and ugly before giving her birthday kisses (and you would never try). ...
Well, got to agree with you sometimes.

Can someone pls tell me how does the welder enlarge his penis using nut??? What techniques is that

Can someone pls tell me how does the welder enlarge his penis using nut??? What techniques is that

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Greetings, I am Kennysia's official expert on penis enlargement. With a personal record of 7.9 Inches, and being Chinese, at the same time. Currently aiming to match the great Michael Phelps..... :D

The first thing you need to know that, is that regardless of culture and genetics, super-long-dicks are a result of hundreds of hours of hard work by the J method, kept secret for hundreds of years, passed on only to the SELECT FEW.

Anyways, the welder was NOT A DICK n00b. He gave the press a backstory, about how the nut would weigh down the penis and enlarge it. Bullshit. No one is that stupid.

THAT WAS AN EXCUSE. The truth is that, he was trying to constrict blood flow. Notice how the nut was stuck at the base of the penis. Once the blood flow is constricted, one can then slowly "sweep" the penis and elongate it. (NOT MASTURBATION DO NOT BE CONFUSED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HAND MOTIONS)

Do note that this is the extreme method following up to the officially accepted all over the world, The Famous J Method. I don't recommend it. You wanna do it, learn the right way and do it safely.

The J method only works when the penis is semi-flaccid, or unerected. That would explain how the guy got the nut stuck in the first place. The guy probably has an average size of 5-6 inches.

If you still don't get it, imagine your dick as a plastic mickey mouse balloon. You know, the ones that can be made as all kinds of shapes at Disneyland ? If you tie the base, constrict the air, slowly pull and pull the balloon, it naturally gets longer over time.

CLICK for pictorial example.

Kenny, sorry man, but I had to answer this confused young man's question. Please delete this comment if you deem it unfit, just let the poor guy read it first. >.

Remember, there is no such thing as small dicks, only lazy dicks.

Haha nice one Kenny

funny la you...can't stop smiling and laughing. you make my empty fasting stomach aches even more than it already is!

HAHAHA omg so freaking hilarious lahh!!! I totally agree with everything!

DISCLAIMER: TO POTENTIAL FUTURE SMALL DICK FLAMERS:

The same way people build muscle in the arms and legs, what's the big difference when it concerns your dick ? Your kkj is mostly muscle you know. I see no shame in improving yourself, I mean, goddamn, it's honest hard work after all.

Just because you were told sex is bad for you, it is shameful, bla bla bla by fucking old fashioned retards, does not mean it is true. Why listen to 50 year old virgins with shriveled "L" kkjs in the first place ??? ENDORPHINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, BABY.

In the end, after all, no matter what you say, do note that I was trying to help you clueless men out there. I would be happy if someone managed to reach 10 inches, and have a wonderful relationship with someone he truly loves from his heart and soul.

God bless. ;)

the hi-5 pic cracked me up. ^_^

Look at that pic, My god!!
Kenny's over 60 years old!!!

Hi kenny,
i was the one (probably one in the hundreds) who took photo with you in sunway pyramid, starbucks. during the latte 8 show. :) hehe

haha,, kenny, you are so damn right.

LoL... so did you get slapped when u kissing a girl for saying hello... :-p

haha, what instant noodle is famous in malaysia now?

SODO Mee [Sodomy]

=]

this is so true.
and gootta love the picture!

walao kenny, that photo makes me laugh for a whole night, i showed to friends and family.

Btw, what u said memang correct eh, but we didn't think of writing that,

u r great lahh!

Superb! Well Said!

We're all Good From Far and Far From Good too!

Cheers!

kesianlah.. wat happens to 31st august 1963 and 16th september 1963..

that's a good one :)

true, so true... and not to forget our road drivers with styles that are categorized by which state they come from hehe

Agong? I thought that's Tunku Abdul Rahman?

Anyway nice post. Yr right about Msia still far cry from perfect racial harmony lah, but I think we're better off than Americans. You have no idea how they discriminate not just the blacks, but also the yellows(orientals), and Muslims, whom they regard every Muslim is a terrorist. I'm sure u guys heard the news b4 how the airport security check was on Muslims. I'm a chinese, yet I think that was over the boundaries. They should check everyone, not just Muslims. Sad to say, racial harmony is very hard to achieve. But I believe our country is doing quite well since May 13th!!

Malaysia 'boleh" ma
hey kenny,
I love the merdeka pic of u and tunku abdul rahman very much!!!!! heheXD

I like!

totally true!

A true blue Msian would agree to all if not most of ur points!

Nice pix of u with our country's dad.

although ur post is somewhat funny but I'M SERIOUSLY DAMN OFFENDED WITH THE COMMENTS AND THE PICTURE OF YOU WITH TUNKU!
seriously, how can you degrade someone who has done so much to free malaysia from the british rule who initiated the DIVIDE AND RULE concept!
because of them we are still divided between races, because of them we are not united, so please stop blaming the government after all their efforts to unite us. and kenny, you have live abroad for quiet some time and learn history about other country not ours so please try to read SEJARAH FORM 1,2,3,4,5 to get the facts rite:)
and to AMERICA WORSHIP SHIT: GO THERE LAH IF YOU PREFER TO CELEBRATE RACIAL OCCASIONS ON YOUR OWN AND BE NEGLECTED BY YOUR CULTURE AND YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTER MAY FORGET ALL THEIR ROOTS FOR GOOD AND BECOME: AMERICANS!
thank you

I was just laughing at all of your posting and now i'd realise what are you trying to say and its make me to thing for a second what is happened to us and why its happening.

all Malaysian should think of this posting .

lol
malaysia wad oso boleh! hahaha =_=

some are true but some are not...
for me ur no.7 point isnt so right!
and who else thinking like that if not u the Malaysian!

what you say kenny.... it's almost true... it's a malaysian people behaviour.....

it's may be funny but it's true.....

So do we think we accept this happen all the times or we need to change this mentality ?

ask ourself

To Wan,

While I agree that the British initiated the 'divide and rule' regime, it is upheld to another extreme by our very own government led by UMNO. You may not be offended when people say Chinese are 'pendatang asing', but Chinese are damned offended! I beg to differ when you say our government is trying to unite us. That sounds ridiculous to me.

who's that spammer, 4444444, ?

1 word.
Hypocrites.