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14 August 2008

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Battle Of The Chief Ministers

The only thing missing in the lead up to the live debate between the current and the former Penang Chief Ministers next week, is this.


The Official Guan Eng vs Tsu Koon Betting Sheet


Lim Guan Eng

Koh Tsu Koon
Odds Bet Amount Odds Bet Amount
First To Speak 1.9 RM 1.9 RM
First To Stutter And Stammer 4.6 RM 1.7 RM
First To Shout At Opponent And Lose His Cool 5.2 RM 1.3 RM
First To Make Personal Attack Against Opponent 1.8 RM 2.5 RM
Loudest Applause From Audience 1.8 RM 2.5 RM
Stutters The Most 4.6 RM 1.7 RM
Speaks Beyond Allocated Time Limit 1.01 RM 1.0001 RM
Purposely Avoid Answering Difficult Questions 2.5 RM 1.8 RM
Wears A Suit Three Sizes Too Big 1.02 RM 54.6 RM
Secretly Looks At Written Notes The Most 1.51 RM 4.2 RM
Most Attempts At Lame Jokes 4.6 RM 1.7 RM
Most Insincere Smile 3.2 RM 1.5 RM
Sweats The Most 1.4 RM 4.3 RM
Most Animated Hand Gestures During Speech 6.4 RM 1.2 RM
Overall Debate Winner
(No Handicap)
1.01 RM 258 RM
Overall Debate Winner
(Guan Eng Give Half Ball, Tsu Koon Eat)
1.3 RM 2.4 RM


:: Posted by Kenny at 12:19 AM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Thoughts & Musings'

87 Comments:

shit im caught by police

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 August 2008 1:25 AM | Link to comment

it was hilarious

Posted by: kengoh at 14 August 2008 1:26 AM | Link to comment

OMG, bet 1 dollar just for so much police to corner me? Die die die...

Posted by: Josh at 14 August 2008 1:28 AM | Link to comment

haha..so kenny sia is a bookkeeper now eh? do u accept credit card? keke.. n_n

Posted by: YM at 14 August 2008 1:29 AM | Link to comment

hehehe funny ^^

Posted by: kenny's mistress at 14 August 2008 1:49 AM | Link to comment

hahahahahahahaha

i think this is the most highly researched kennysia post ever!

damn funny hahahaha im still laughing

Posted by: pinkpau at 14 August 2008 1:59 AM | Link to comment

gambling?
LOL

Posted by: cheryl at 14 August 2008 2:01 AM | Link to comment

so creative...haha
btw wear a suit three size have relations with the debate????? and ur odds make koh seem like wearing these cloth all the time

Posted by: chia at 14 August 2008 2:08 AM | Link to comment

omg im innocent..please help me kenny..im dead scared

Posted by: anynomous85 at 14 August 2008 2:08 AM | Link to comment

wahahahhaahahha.. i wan bet lim guan eng.

Posted by: Siao at 14 August 2008 2:13 AM | Link to comment

kenny, u're a lame fucking retard.

Posted by: KG at 14 August 2008 2:21 AM | Link to comment

You should really learn bets are placed. The odds provided do not make any sense.

Posted by: baba at 14 August 2008 3:17 AM | Link to comment

i don't even like those 2 guys!

Posted by: aren at 14 August 2008 3:21 AM | Link to comment

great try kenny! i only know lim guan eng MIGHT be a better person to be in charge

Posted by: tw at 14 August 2008 7:38 AM | Link to comment

the face looks so similar wit each other. jgn2 adik beradik kuangkuangkuang

Posted by: Balqiz at 14 August 2008 7:49 AM | Link to comment

Good job Kenny, u just proof that Chinese are the superior race in Malaysia

Posted by: Ah beng at 14 August 2008 8:15 AM | Link to comment

Umm...right.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 August 2008 8:34 AM | Link to comment

haha bangang gila. kenny mengapakah anda banyak idea hebat?

Posted by: Hanis Zalikha at 14 August 2008 8:36 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHA!! this is really good.

Especially this one - Wears A Suit Three Sizes Too Big

But there is only one thing.

I have waited for more than 15 minutes and I do not see any police coming.

I am sure you are not sending them all the way to Japan, are you?

xD

Posted by: calvin at 14 August 2008 8:53 AM | Link to comment

zzz

Posted by: zzz at 14 August 2008 8:58 AM | Link to comment

lol.. bookie-ism

Posted by: YuV at 14 August 2008 9:00 AM | Link to comment

still waiting for police ... better show up with my KFC delivery... eh, extra large fries please

Posted by: chelsia at 14 August 2008 9:07 AM | Link to comment

Wah liew.. How the hell u come up with such things??

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 14 August 2008 9:17 AM | Link to comment

They do look alike :)

Posted by: julian at 14 August 2008 9:18 AM | Link to comment

argh....i got scammed by kenny...haha...cool thing eh!!

Posted by: michaelkon at 14 August 2008 10:32 AM | Link to comment

Nonono~ dont catch me, juz go catch the 1 who "open" this gambling~ lol, good 1~

Posted by: Senel at 14 August 2008 10:34 AM | Link to comment

wow gonna cost the police a lot to get me since i'm no where near malaysia

Posted by: abc at 14 August 2008 10:51 AM | Link to comment

lolx... guan eng gives half ball.. tsu koon eat... they playing football gah

Posted by: jem at 14 August 2008 11:03 AM | Link to comment

To ah beng,

[Good job Kenny, u just proof that Chinese are the superior race in Malaysia]

and ppl like u can fuck off to china and see whether ur 'supposedly' mother country will accept ur sorry ass.

Posted by: lalala at 14 August 2008 12:03 PM | Link to comment

hahaha...this is so funny betting pool...first of its kind in msia.

waiting for more new blog update from u soon.

-via
http://vialentino.blogspot.com

Posted by: vialentino at 14 August 2008 12:38 PM | Link to comment

eh tsu khoon sure speak beyond allocated time limit 1....he speak so slow and always stop a few seconds in between...

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 August 2008 12:42 PM | Link to comment

Hey...! Look at their faces. Are they look alike? I mean towards the nose? Seems like it. Or it just me..??

Posted by: hermzz at 14 August 2008 1:10 PM | Link to comment

this is so far one of your most stupid post...

Posted by: sly at 14 August 2008 1:12 PM | Link to comment

oh no, i need a lawyer now.

Posted by: victor at 14 August 2008 1:16 PM | Link to comment

haha! nice criterion sheet but some category too damn hard 2 understand. lol!

Posted by: SeanLLon at 14 August 2008 1:23 PM | Link to comment

hey. somebody needs to explain the jargon. I dont gamble so i have no idea what the punting rules are..

Posted by: dee at 14 August 2008 1:30 PM | Link to comment

you indirectly voiced out you opinions through the odds. smart fat ass. hahaha! no offence dude!

Posted by: cool at 14 August 2008 2:45 PM | Link to comment

i dont get this whole bet thing. haha

Posted by: sandii at 14 August 2008 2:48 PM | Link to comment

Hey, where did you get this? Interesting, but is it real though? Or did you just made it up?

Posted by: Brenda at 14 August 2008 3:32 PM | Link to comment

Another interesting battle at P44 : Anwar vs Arif

You can express your thought at votingmalaysia.blogpsot.com

Posted by: Beck at 14 August 2008 3:46 PM | Link to comment

gay..

Posted by: branson at 14 August 2008 3:53 PM | Link to comment

Hi, Kenny. I am a regular visitor of ur blog and finally saw u in real life last nite. U jogged past my house and I called out ur name when i recognized who u were, guess u were listening to mp3 and didnt hear me. U look exactly the same in real life as u do in the pictures. Anyway, just wanted to say hi. =)

Posted by: Jasmine at 14 August 2008 4:41 PM | Link to comment

haha.... the police will never arrive in 15mins. they're 12,000km away. and besides it's legal to bet here

Posted by: chibimaruko19 at 14 August 2008 4:53 PM | Link to comment

something to help DSAI for CHI votes in PP!

dsai boleh!

We read about the snoop squad, indicating that the Minister of Health Liow Tiong Lai is allegedly involved in it. Although the Presidential Council committee clear him of any connection with the squad, but the investigation committee is unable to clear him on his close association with the ex-convict Tee An Chuan and why Tee who is a non-MCA member going around town and meeting easily MCA leaders. Now, it is a well known fact in town that the new minister in his hurry to build up his wall chest in view on the impending party election has his own list of cronies which he will impose on any other people who have projects with the Ministry of Health. The strange part is that the Minister keeps saying he’s not close with Tee but evidence showed otherwise. Just few weeks after he was sworn in as Minister, contractors and suppliers were informed that if they want to discuss or get any projects, they have to go through Tee first. Tee will then filter the projects before they can meet up with the Minister himself to further discuss on the projects. If the Minister is not close with Tee, why did these contractors have to go thru Tee? Please bear in mind that this happened way before the snoop squad issue occurred.

Recently, a company called System Conglomerate has been awarded by Ministry of Finance an IT project in several hospitals but this poor company has been facing a lot of resistance. They were notified that unless the project is outsourced to BB Chew, a director from Data Sonic Sdn Bhd, they will not be able to proceed. This is a man who knows nothing about IT in hospitals. He has openly threatened and bragged hospital staffs and staffs of System Conglomerate that the job should be given to him since he gets blessing from the Minister, or else the project will stuck. I really wish System Conglomerate the best of luck.

In another incident, one contractor was awarded a contract by the government to purchase 100 ambulances.. The Minister then directed the Director of Engineering department that the ambulances must be bought from a Datuk Goh from Bentong, otherwise create as many trouble as possible. Although this company AVP has been awarded LOA three months ago, they are still unable to purchase the ambulance from the main agent rather than from Datuk Goh, meanwhile the hospital is suffering from a chronic shortage of ambulance. The Minister only makes statement to show that he cares if the ambulance is from Datuk Goh from Bentong, which is the Minister’s constituency.

The Minister also directed that the Ministry should abolish their award of linear accelerator to be installed in GHKL so that the contract can then be awarded to another company, which is the well known Lim Brothers of Glotel Bhd. The technical committee was not in favour of linear accelerator from Glotel but the Minister said that he doesn’t care as long as it is from Glotel. One of the Lim brothers of Glotel is appointed as the General Manager of Port Klang and is a crony of Chan Kong Choy. We must not forget that Liow Tiong Lai is also a crony of Chan Kong Choy. You rub my back, I rub your back! What a disgrace!

Posted by: emir at 14 August 2008 5:23 PM | Link to comment

Kenny I am in prison now because of you! I just placed RM0.10 bet! LOL!

Posted by: david at 14 August 2008 6:00 PM | Link to comment

I'm hiding in Thailand now! Haha..

Posted by: Hades at 14 August 2008 6:07 PM | Link to comment

OMG. DAMN YOUH KENNY!!!! lmao. HAHA xD.
This was really funny =P

Posted by: zomgbbq at 14 August 2008 6:24 PM | Link to comment

ok dude-dude, let's meet in jail...wahaha...

Posted by: yy at 14 August 2008 6:55 PM | Link to comment

You're back! :D

Posted by: seksek at 14 August 2008 7:21 PM | Link to comment

haha i love your header!! so funny!!! :D :D

Posted by: Couthie at 14 August 2008 7:22 PM | Link to comment

Man, you made my day. But seriously, odds for KTK should up a little bit leh....

Posted by: Kevin at 14 August 2008 8:44 PM | Link to comment

Kenny and the rest,

Taking back our judiciary. Have you signed the petition mooted by Haris Ibrahim?

If not, you may consider doing that. Overseas Malaysian, how about u guys?

To me, judiciary is our PILLAR

http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/2008/08/11/taking-bac

Posted by: A true Malaysian at 14 August 2008 9:13 PM | Link to comment

Dear Editor / Blogger,

Hello.

My name is Edward Skading, from Selangor, Malaysia. I am writing for your viewpoint and support towards a good cause campaign to protect and uphold our consumer rights.

I am being sued by an arrogant corporate company (F&N Dairies (M) Sdn Bhd) because I exposed a horrible discovery concerning one of their products on my weblog. It is all about my shocking finding of an abnormal substance (mould) in a “Tea Pot” brand, sweeten condensed milk tin-can. You can read the full story (all the correspondence letters) and view photos of the contaminated milk and the disgusting hazardous conditions of F&N Dairies’ plant at my weblog http://consumersrighteousness.blogspot.com/.

As a consumer, I am sickened by the fact that we are not provided utmost protection from this sort of situations and whatever consumer rights we have now are defenceless. I also feel that my human rights had been deprived when I am being forced to silence and on top of all, I feel cheated when the company executive responded to my grievances that they are not liable for damaged products in the marketplace.

I am only requesting that the company be truthful, reliable and accountable for their mistakes, moreover produce cleaner and safer food. I believe, it is the responsibility of our whole society to protect the rights and benefits of consumers, and all concerned parties should together strive to do the work of standing up for consumer rights, improving the consumption environment, and pushing for faster, better economic and social development.

I sincerely hope you will cover my story on your weblog or your news portal and tell my story to the world. I would greatly value and appreciate your kind support.

If you wish to contact me, please send your email to eddskading@hotmail.com.

Thank you.

Yours truly,

Edward Skading

Posted by: edward skading at 14 August 2008 9:42 PM | Link to comment

in b4 troll.

Posted by: woo at 14 August 2008 10:07 PM | Link to comment

Not scared kena sued?

And bet arh? Later police come, hohohoho!

Posted by: Maddie at 14 August 2008 10:28 PM | Link to comment

muahahhaha! aiseh.. i tot the betting one you will show poll... za dou. hahahaha.. but damn nice. can teach me how to do that?

Posted by: buttercup at 14 August 2008 11:02 PM | Link to comment

kenny.. i'm waiting for the cops lehh.. but never show up since 7pm... nvm nvm... find me a lawyer will you?? LOL!!!
JK JK... nice post here kenny...

Posted by: DeathTeaM at 15 August 2008 12:05 AM | Link to comment

ROFL. that was funny!

Posted by: Quinsy at 15 August 2008 1:32 AM | Link to comment

kenny u must think that u r damn sly now with ur tongue-in-cheek joke.kudos to u for voicing out ur political views in such a way, i m sure u r one who enjoys speaking out and poking jibes at such issues,keeps u healthy and bouncy doesnt it?oh well if it aint our friendly celebrity blogger kenny.keep it up

Posted by: a.j at 15 August 2008 1:54 AM | Link to comment

Gd 1.....make me laugh....

Posted by: lenny at 15 August 2008 2:38 AM | Link to comment

U fool! I don't care about the illegal betting.

I already placed my bet, and u better pay me if I won the bet!

Dont fck up with me pls.

Posted by: Underwear Lover at 15 August 2008 8:57 AM | Link to comment

in fact i saw around 10 police cars fled to sumwhr at seremban highway yday...i wonder is tryin to catch the unlucky 1 who placed bet on ur site??ahahha

Posted by: Ian at 15 August 2008 10:00 AM | Link to comment

i never put down a single cent to bet.. but was caught! now in prison lah~ they say this prison used to belong to Anwar...

Posted by: joker at 15 August 2008 2:02 PM | Link to comment

To lalala,

[[Good job Kenny, u just proof that Chinese are the superior race in Malaysia]

and ppl like u can fuck off to china and see whether ur 'supposedly' mother country will accept ur sorry ass.]

If u r chinese, u r even worse. Just like a headless pig. No balls. Dare not voice out!

Posted by: Fuck lalala at 15 August 2008 3:18 PM | Link to comment

Hey, I like ur new blog header, creative :) The olympic heat ya...

Posted by: Jes at 15 August 2008 3:51 PM | Link to comment

this.... is entertainment

better than wwe

Posted by: yoda at 15 August 2008 4:34 PM | Link to comment

I don understand this post...funny de har? Beh zai yi shu ler...

Posted by: jian at 15 August 2008 5:10 PM | Link to comment

I got a get-out-of-jail card, can I use it here?

Posted by: King at 15 August 2008 5:21 PM | Link to comment

you think this is monopoly? =D iwanna play too!

Posted by: maxxyboy at 15 August 2008 6:31 PM | Link to comment

OMG! the police, swat , army, royal police force ,ISA and duno wat other shit are on my tail! i hope najib wont blow me up or having a stabbed by a keris!

Posted by: kwen at 15 August 2008 6:50 PM | Link to comment

Phew, luckily I just bet RM0.0001.

Chief Inspector General
Peace Hill

Posted by: CIG at 15 August 2008 11:55 PM | Link to comment

WAT LANGUAGE THEY ARE GONNA SPEAK? BM IS KINDA WEIRD FOR TWO CHINESE COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER... SPEAK MANDARIN WOULD BE THE BEST FIT, BUT SUBTITLES COULD NOT BE DELIVERED SINCE ITS A LIVE PROGRAMME... HOW AH???

Posted by: ALBAG at 16 August 2008 12:08 AM | Link to comment

20 policemen coming, don't worry, i am a certified GUN KATA black belt and will kill them all in 30 seconds and do a cool pose for the press. Sure hope i win my bet, because i placed Rm100 - 200.

Posted by: PJ Boy at 16 August 2008 12:33 AM | Link to comment

where's the fooking polisi lah! I wanted to ask them to bring me dua telur setengah masak and milo kow-kow from the nearby mamak leh...

Posted by: marsha at 16 August 2008 1:44 AM | Link to comment

shit!!

now i'm screwed, by both kenny and the EVER-IMPRESSIVELY-MONEY-EATING-ORGANIZATION-OF-ELITE police. wtf??

Posted by: cheez at 16 August 2008 4:02 AM | Link to comment

HAHA. LOL


mANA POLICE

Posted by: Yi May at 16 August 2008 1:15 PM | Link to comment

i tot the polis suppose to catch the one who collect the bet first??

Posted by: LCH at 16 August 2008 10:11 PM | Link to comment

GO LIM GUAN ENG!!!

Posted by: Lim Guan Eng at 17 August 2008 7:49 AM | Link to comment

"10 police cars carrying 20 armed officers wearing balaclavas will now be despatched to your current location and arrest you in 15 minutes!

YOU ARE SCREWED!"

:O

Posted by: Kym at 17 August 2008 5:20 PM | Link to comment

do you know u sound really stupid for making these things? People are out there doing big things and you are here making fun of people. You should be sorry. I am serious.

Posted by: aduh at 17 August 2008 7:41 PM | Link to comment

haha ... really funny!! :) :)

And I nearly keyed in my bets!!

Posted by: the Razzler at 18 August 2008 11:04 AM | Link to comment

In jail now but still support Lim Guan Eng!!

Posted by: Some unlucky bastard at 20 August 2008 12:08 PM | Link to comment

they both are good guy, just that M'sia gvnmt sucks..... they were just exposing and wipping somebody's shit.......

Posted by: ringo at 21 August 2008 11:27 AM | Link to comment

whoa!
the police are so fast for the first time..
all the way across the world somemore =P

Posted by: hotkidd at 23 August 2008 11:06 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHA! The debate was funny.
The bet is even funnier!

Posted by: Lyn at 24 August 2008 10:49 PM | Link to comment

!@#$%^&!@#$%^&**!@#$%^&~!@#$%^&*

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 August 2008 11:13 PM | Link to comment

It looks more like a drinking game.

Posted by: megabigBLUR at 04 September 2008 11:50 AM | Link to comment

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