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19 August 2008

Short Talk:

Has anyone realised that in all the newspapers and magazines, EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' PICTURE of Michael Phelps has him topless, wearing a very skimpy Speedo swim trunk too small and too low for him, for the sole purpose of showing off his body?

Not only has he broken world records in swimming, I think he also broke the World Record for fastest time a shirt was taken off before the media photographers snap.


ADV: Unsolved Mystery Of The Slurpees

Has anyone spotted this?

Apparently, the 7-Eleven at my local joint has a Slurpee machine that is serving something so mysterious they don't even know what it is.

Aptly named Mystery Flavour 1 and Mystery Flavour 2, it looks curious enough to stop me in my tracks.

Now, who is crazy enough to buy a Slurpee when they're not even sure what they're gonna get?

Me, of course!

Gotta love the Slurpee. This frozen slushy drink is an absolute God-sent during hot and humid days. At just RM1.50, it's even cheaper than most canned drinks at 7-Eleven. To top it off, it's actually pretty fun to do-it-yourself and operate the Slurpee machine.

Because you pay for the cup, the aim is to pour maximum Slurpee into a fixed-sized cup.

There's a special technique you gotta do if you wanna achieve that.

The trick is to put the rounded cap on first before bringing it to the dispenser machine.

That way you can fill your cup up all the way up past its prescribed cup size. And while the Slurpee is pouring, it's a good idea to continually jiggle the cup so the slush could settle and allow you to fill up more.

The 7-Eleven Mystery Slurpees comes in two mysterious flavours. The purple-coloured one is named Mystery Flavour 1.

It is not bad, but it gotta say, it tastes suspiciously like blackcurrant. There's almost like a Ribena-like taste to it.

The yellow-coloured one is named Mystery Flavour 2.

Perhaps otherwise more commonly known as mango. The tropical fruity taste is quite unmistakable, but I may be wrong.

Yes, the flavours of those two Mystery Slurpees are unfortunately not very mysterious.

Well, this is all part of the campaign to get people to join the 7-Eleven Mystery Flavour Slurpee contest and cast their votes for their favourite flavour.

Try both flavours, vote your favourite and mail in your receipts before the deadline of 5th October. Because if you're one of the lucky 1,000 winners, you'll score an awesome gift.

I hear you asking, what exactly is the prize?

Dunno, because that's a mystery too!

In the contest form, you'll also be given a chance to name your favourite Slurpee. And this is where you can get creative.

Whatever you do, just don't try to be like me and give smart-alec answers.

If liddat confirm sure lose one.


:: Posted by Kenny at 7:04 AM | Link | Facebook It
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74 Comments:

i'll check dat out soon

Posted by: Nicole at 19 August 2008 12:31 PM | Link to comment

hahaha mango manboobs. =D

Posted by: JoelK at 19 August 2008 12:34 PM | Link to comment

hahaha kenny
very beh ho sei
LOL

Posted by: bronx at 19 August 2008 12:36 PM | Link to comment

You need help..."manboops"...oi....;

Posted by: Fido Dido at 19 August 2008 12:41 PM | Link to comment

well, so many mysterious, wakakakaka. I havent try yet, I wanna try it in no time~ O..which 7e??

http://ilovekuching.com

Posted by: faruqi at 19 August 2008 12:43 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, try this out for size : http://www.anything.com.my/

It's actually available in KL, but made in Singapore. Random drinks in all the cans. :D

Posted by: Izso at 19 August 2008 12:44 PM | Link to comment

lol at the mango manboobs. but hey, u might win.

Posted by: ahshon at 19 August 2008 1:05 PM | Link to comment

josiah's ass so tight. sure get support from females.

Posted by: Sam at 19 August 2008 1:08 PM | Link to comment

Too bad they don't have coconut flavour, otherwise I bet you could have come up with a better name like "Coconutty Kenny" hehe :)

Posted by: Ad at 19 August 2008 1:19 PM | Link to comment

lol... man-boobs...
eh... try mixing both flavours together...
see whether you will end up diarrhoea anot?
heh heh heh...

Posted by: jayson at 19 August 2008 1:21 PM | Link to comment

what are they?

Posted by: (='.'=) at 19 August 2008 1:24 PM | Link to comment

kenny sia i love you!

Posted by: kroll at 19 August 2008 1:44 PM | Link to comment

Is it really safe for them to do that? What if people have allergies to certain "mystery" ingredients? :P

Posted by: Kym at 19 August 2008 1:46 PM | Link to comment

BRAIN FREEZED!!!

Posted by: ahhou at 19 August 2008 2:06 PM | Link to comment

MANBOOBS! ROFLLLL

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 August 2008 2:26 PM | Link to comment

ROFL!!!

Posted by: Josey at 19 August 2008 2:37 PM | Link to comment

Not another advert. Can you write some quality post please?

Posted by: Do not belittle chicken at 19 August 2008 2:42 PM | Link to comment

Slurpeeee....me and my friends will always try that after our bicycle ride at the Singapore East Coast. Really freshen us up! =)

Posted by: Jimmy at 19 August 2008 2:44 PM | Link to comment

Haha. I remembered my friend being too greedy. He squeezed too much slurpee into the cup till it bursted.

Posted by: Lnick at 19 August 2008 2:45 PM | Link to comment

I was hoping you'd write something to congratulate Lee Chong Wei.

Posted by: Azrael at 19 August 2008 2:47 PM | Link to comment

AHHAA mango manboobs!

Posted by: sonia at 19 August 2008 2:53 PM | Link to comment

Even 7-11 uses KennySia! way to go!

Maybe kennysia.com should also start some 'mysterious competitions' with 'mysterious' prizes....*lol.

Posted by: baldwin at 19 August 2008 3:03 PM | Link to comment

Yer rite!!Confirm lose one!

Posted by: windwalker at 19 August 2008 5:05 PM | Link to comment

mango manboobs? -_-

Posted by: abby at 19 August 2008 5:10 PM | Link to comment

haha an ad... i knew you seemed to happy in the post.

Posted by: jono at 19 August 2008 5:15 PM | Link to comment

Duh! The best way to get more in the cup is the drink the cup while you pour more in! 8-p Or don't even bother doing it while you pour, pour as much as you can in, drink as much as you like, then top it up again and leave 8-p

Posted by: lainey at 19 August 2008 5:23 PM | Link to comment

LOL, funny as always. haha, great name

Posted by: Senel at 19 August 2008 5:35 PM | Link to comment

hahah..I've tried both and i felt it was blackcurrant and mango but i guess the names werent as creative as yours..Mango manboobs! lol:)

Posted by: Iris at 19 August 2008 6:06 PM | Link to comment

hi kenny! you crack me up, u do.. gotta love the brain freeze:P

Posted by: UMei at 19 August 2008 6:08 PM | Link to comment

You do know that Phelps is uhh... a swimmer right?

So he has a right to be photographed in Speedos.

Unless of course, you want to find a justifiable excuse of having a picture of yourself in Speedos.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 August 2008 6:40 PM | Link to comment

dun u dare talk abt phelps.ure not even half of him

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 August 2008 6:51 PM | Link to comment

wow, mysteriously cool!!!
I think I would try(^^)

Posted by: xjion89 at 19 August 2008 6:57 PM | Link to comment

Manboobs? How is that even related? LOL

Posted by: Maddie at 19 August 2008 7:39 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny! ur handwriting really cute ya, like kid's handwriting.

Posted by: onecent at 19 August 2008 7:48 PM | Link to comment

hey? why my previous comment will have to be approve by u? oh.. i know liaw... mebbe cuz i mention the word E****** ryte? lol.

Posted by: onecent at 19 August 2008 7:53 PM | Link to comment

how come u so creative in naming ar?

Posted by: annant at 19 August 2008 8:20 PM | Link to comment

lol.... mango manboops huh?
then blackcurrant blackboops ma???? LOL!!

Posted by: Reiko at 19 August 2008 8:30 PM | Link to comment

Errrr........ Isn't Phelps a swimmer? Maybe you just need some p...help.....s.

Posted by: cincaluk at 19 August 2008 9:48 PM | Link to comment

did you ask the 7-11 person to take the pics for you? aiyo

Posted by: Mariposa at 19 August 2008 10:03 PM | Link to comment

haha, that's funny. but it's pretty 'creative'. lmao!

Posted by: Alison at 19 August 2008 10:05 PM | Link to comment

dont have to buy 2 cups stupid u can mix them together!

Posted by: lollipop at 19 August 2008 11:03 PM | Link to comment

A better technique is slurping while filling it!

Posted by: King at 19 August 2008 11:19 PM | Link to comment

i wonder why advertisors love to use the word "SLURP" to promote their products..
Mamee Slurrrp and 7-Eleven Mystery Slurpees...
sien.

Posted by: michelle at 20 August 2008 12:08 AM | Link to comment

wooo! i've tried it earlier today! i prefer the mango one.... bcz i like mango? hahaha.... or maybe bcz i haven try the blackcurrant.... lolol....

http://bryanlyt.com

Posted by: bryanlyt at 20 August 2008 12:23 AM | Link to comment

Is Kennysia.com still a blog or commercial ads? I seriously willing to know how much Kenny has been paid to put a column for 7-eleven, MC Donald, Mister Potato etc..

Posted by: AlexC at 20 August 2008 1:26 AM | Link to comment

Eh, the trick to get the most outa ur slurpee cup is to fill it up, drink as u walk around the store looking(or pretend to) for more stuff, REFILL!

then come back again with the same cup! :D

NOT kidding btw

Posted by: asd at 20 August 2008 2:30 AM | Link to comment

i dont think is mango, it taste like pineapple for me though.

Posted by: banana at 20 August 2008 4:33 AM | Link to comment

hahahah! they should have asked you to be ambassador for the event mate, just kidding dont take it to heart. for all those who don't know, ever figured out where did the water for slurpee come from? yes...tap water...which is inedible in malaysia

Posted by: tw at 20 August 2008 8:03 AM | Link to comment

Can you mix the 2?

Posted by: nomoreosim at 20 August 2008 8:46 AM | Link to comment

its Olympic, post something about it

Posted by: Sean at 20 August 2008 9:31 AM | Link to comment

They used to have this green which taste like Fanta Green :D

Haven't visited 7evelen for months O_o

Posted by: ahlost [TypeKey Profile Page] at 20 August 2008 9:53 AM | Link to comment

y is this blog getting more and more commercialize.... sick

Posted by: nic at 20 August 2008 11:01 AM | Link to comment

haha

Posted by: Steven1996 at 20 August 2008 11:34 AM | Link to comment

boring... i miss your "talk cock king at his best" type of posts......

Posted by: Malaysian at 20 August 2008 12:50 PM | Link to comment

hey i've noticed that as well....its juz that i didnt noe there wa a contest...i thought they simply ran out of names for their slushies...lol

Posted by: xhash at 20 August 2008 1:09 PM | Link to comment

I must grab both :)

Posted by: JustJasmine at 20 August 2008 1:10 PM | Link to comment

Unable to admit this is a boring advertisement blog, and there is nothing new from you lately.

But I think you should invite your pretty friend to act it instead of yourself. Moodless & sight.

Posted by: Ekimkee at 20 August 2008 1:22 PM | Link to comment

your blog can be adblog edy...haihz

Posted by: Fazo at 20 August 2008 2:07 PM | Link to comment

everytime i go to a 7 eleven store near my place, the slurpee machine will always be roask. no efficiency. evne if its not rosak, the slurpee is melted.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 20 August 2008 3:49 PM | Link to comment

sigh..what a bunch of wankers ..

obviously kenny will choose money over satisfying "i prefer the old kenny" readers like you ..get over it

Posted by: gapnap at 20 August 2008 3:52 PM | Link to comment

Is it that bad, guys, having ads on my blog? :(

This is my first ADV in almost a month! My last ADV was in 28th June.

The truth is, I have actually been rejecting more ads than I accepted them, but tell me, is it really really that bad?

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 20 August 2008 3:53 PM | Link to comment

kenny, only one person sighs about ad post lar.

Posted by: (='.'=) at 20 August 2008 4:28 PM | Link to comment

ew........ that 's quite a gisgusting Mango flavour :D

Posted by: chee hong at 20 August 2008 5:51 PM | Link to comment

i always tick the lousiest answer just to annoy them.
yea la i know liddat cannot win and it doesn't actually affect the franchise as a whole but i'm weird like that haha

Posted by: skim at 20 August 2008 7:27 PM | Link to comment

who cares if there's ads, as long as there's more funny posts =x

Posted by: Seth at 20 August 2008 7:49 PM | Link to comment

kenny,the slurpee tastes more yummy if u mix both flavour.gv it a try

Posted by: ikie at 20 August 2008 8:02 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny! Love the Mango Manboobs name! I love Slurpees too, especially in summer...although I am sure that your Malaysian summers are a lot hotter than our Australian ones.

My husband always makes his own Slurpee flavours by pumping ALL of the flavours into the one cup! The end result is a grey-brown colour, with a generic sweet taste. It is so disgusting!

Thanks for your funny post!

From Carla
www.carladarling.blogspot.com

Posted by: Carla Darling at 20 August 2008 8:21 PM | Link to comment

I mixed both flavors in one cup...no wonder they din give me an entry form! :p

Posted by: sHee at 20 August 2008 9:21 PM | Link to comment

not really that bad to put on ADS actually... it helps to create awareness to other ppl too... so what's the harm? it's not an ordinary ADS anyway, it's customised and personalised by you yourself, Kenny Sia, anyway. :)

i support it.

Posted by: HWD at 20 August 2008 11:32 PM | Link to comment

Haha. Call it slurpee will do. Like the winner who name our Budget Terminal, Budget Terminal in S'pore..

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 21 August 2008 9:38 AM | Link to comment

Oh Dear.. I had already tried that years back.. I had the "Blue" coloured one.. They have "green" one too.. what is so special about these frozzieee drink..? I wonder.. Anyway the technique was a good idea of a "kiasu" people.. RM1.50 only.. how much more you wanna have? Sigh!!!

Posted by: TERe at 21 August 2008 3:10 PM | Link to comment

Dude, I asked how much you're getting paid by 7-11 in a previous comment, but somehow that comment has mysteriously disappeared... Why did you delete an earnest question from an earnest reader?

P.S. BWAK! BWAK!

Posted by: Chicken at 22 August 2008 1:06 AM | Link to comment

Eh tipu la.. I saw this and yearning for some mango fiesta.. So, I bought 1 at Mon't Kiara 7-11. And there's only the green and purple. No MANGO!! Wooo..woooo...woooo.. Gimme back my RM1.50

Posted by: nic_nic at 22 August 2008 8:13 AM | Link to comment

Maybe they will give you the prize for the free publicity.

Posted by: orchid at 22 August 2008 11:51 AM | Link to comment

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