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13 June 2008

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Fruit Flavoured Condoms

I think we all know why fruit-flavoured condoms are created.

Without getting too specific about it, let's just say, sometimes mommy decides that she wants her banana to taste like strawberries. Right?

Not just strawberries of course. There are a lot of flavours that condoms usually come with.

Strawberry.

Banana.

Orange.

Chocolate.

Mint.

But have you ever seen a condom that comes in THIS flavour?

Excuse me but...

WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYONE WANNA CREATE A DURIAN FLAVOURED CONDOM?

Are you kidding me?

Which idiot would want his dick to smell like something that is BANNED FOR A REASON in hotels, airplanes, buses and trains nationwide?

I know we all love the King of Fruits, but seriously this is taking it a bit too far.

Nobody is asking you to make love to durians!

At least have some sympathy for the girl on the receiving end ok?

Poor girl's punani is gonna suffer from excessive "heatiness" from taking in too much durians.



Maybe you should get her some mangosteen just in case.


:: Posted by Kenny at 1:03 AM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Out of the Ordinary'

120 Comments:

Love u kenny!

Posted by: lavenderly at 13 June 2008 1:04 AM | Link to comment

Ha ha... durian flavour?! They really know how to contextualise their products =p

Posted by: andrewong2024 at 13 June 2008 1:06 AM | Link to comment

Maybe they should come up with some other crazy flavour like "pepperoni cheese", "grilled unagi", "super hot peri-peri" flavours!!!
Hahaha

Posted by: lavenderly at 13 June 2008 1:08 AM | Link to comment

Electronically tested?

Posted by: jim at 13 June 2008 1:10 AM | Link to comment

Swt!!!

Posted by: Lauwy at 13 June 2008 1:22 AM | Link to comment

haha yea dis is interesting indeed. but it isnt vr surprising d. durian flavoured condoms came out long time ago le.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 13 June 2008 1:23 AM | Link to comment

so dumb can die -_-

Posted by: abby at 13 June 2008 1:25 AM | Link to comment

faking lol.

Posted by: real_cranium at 13 June 2008 1:33 AM | Link to comment

i just had durian, lol

Posted by: blazingkidz at 13 June 2008 1:43 AM | Link to comment

LOL... electronically tested... have u tried it kenny??

Posted by: kimi at 13 June 2008 1:49 AM | Link to comment

i want one!haha

Posted by: clive at 13 June 2008 1:58 AM | Link to comment

heheee I'm sure they've been around, but thanks for highlighting such a horrendous product!! Durians have been on my mind lately, this was just what I needed to round out a post that had been percolating for a while... do check it out here. I've credited u for the photo too, hope that makes my use of it ok? :)

Posted by: *lynne* at 13 June 2008 2:00 AM | Link to comment

Hahah, but the point is, only taste, no smell. hahaha.

Posted by: Senel at 13 June 2008 2:10 AM | Link to comment

ROTFLOL!!!!

I wonder if they'll make tempoyak flavor since they got durian...
hahahha...

Posted by: Safwan at 13 June 2008 2:14 AM | Link to comment

yerr i hate durian.......

Posted by: reenz at 13 June 2008 2:22 AM | Link to comment

wow... top 20. :D

Posted by: cheez at 13 June 2008 2:23 AM | Link to comment

"Punani" now can have bad breathe too *ehem*

Posted by: Riina at 13 June 2008 2:24 AM | Link to comment

if my guy ever even SUGGESTS it, he's sleeping in the living room for a month!

hahaha... durians are simply yucks!

Posted by: nicki at 13 June 2008 2:31 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha, in fact Sutra Fiesta from Indonesia comes out with Durian flavor like, 6-8 years ago. Around the time Durex comes out with their limited edition chocolate flavor?

Yeah... Maybe they soon come out stuffs like, roast chicken or cheese. Or something risky, like hotdog or bratwurst or taiwan sausage flavor. (risky because you might forgot that you're not suppose to bite it off) hahahahahah

Posted by: Chris at 13 June 2008 2:33 AM | Link to comment

LOL... wah.. i seriously cannot imagine o_o

Posted by: Clare at 13 June 2008 2:33 AM | Link to comment

omg ROFL!!!i figure u actually bought them?how was it?it actually smelled real?hahaha

Posted by: von at 13 June 2008 3:06 AM | Link to comment

come on lar!i would buy those condoms!

Posted by: NaeS at 13 June 2008 3:30 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHA ! NICE ONE KENNY! What a bad creation

Posted by: Ryan at 13 June 2008 3:43 AM | Link to comment

It's exotic. Different.. No?

Posted by: Chewbies at 13 June 2008 4:59 AM | Link to comment

What the??but i luv eating durian..lol

Posted by: vchin at 13 June 2008 5:39 AM | Link to comment

heard about it didn't believe it was actually true that they hv created durian condoms. hv you tried it yet, does it smell? must be awful.

Posted by: evil feline at 13 June 2008 7:32 AM | Link to comment

I HATE DURIAN =)
maybe next time they'll have pearl milk tea flavor

Posted by: jason at 13 June 2008 7:49 AM | Link to comment

mr kenny, where to get the durian flavor ah? malaysian taste what..keke..
I was looking for durian flavored condom when i was getting materials for my post, which I can't find it.

Anyway, here's my post: :P
Condom-inium

Posted by: YM at 13 June 2008 8:11 AM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha...Really funny!

Posted by: windwalker at 13 June 2008 8:43 AM | Link to comment

May be the man wants to show the girl he is the king of all man's? :P

Just very weird.

Posted by: Cheng Chun at 13 June 2008 8:46 AM | Link to comment

Most of my girls love it!

Posted by: Alex at 13 June 2008 8:51 AM | Link to comment

Dude... where can you get this stuff? I remembered in the UK where we can get curry flavoured condoms. Never thought a 'punani' will suffer "heatiness" with that stuff.

Posted by: Ajimsan at 13 June 2008 9:08 AM | Link to comment

swt...

Posted by: barghers.com at 13 June 2008 9:12 AM | Link to comment

They made it but YOU bought it! What did u do with them? Make your sausages durian flavour?

Posted by: Anonymous at 13 June 2008 9:30 AM | Link to comment

now we dont need to wait for durian season to taste durian.. just suck on dom doms :)

Posted by: AdrianC at 13 June 2008 9:53 AM | Link to comment

dude, did i tell u abt the time i saw this condom-vending machine in the women's?

it gives u a randomly-selected flavoured condom if u put in GBP1. to tell u what kind of flavours to expect, there's a list of it decorating the machine.

one of them is curry. the other one is fish & chips.got another one is egg fooyung.

so, dont complain abt durian. it's still a fruit.

Posted by: naeboo at 13 June 2008 9:58 AM | Link to comment

No chilli flavour? Lol

Posted by: SS at 13 June 2008 10:19 AM | Link to comment

I've seen this stuff everywhere... but the fragrance of the condies.. are they really there for the TASTE? or just the smell of it during "you know what"...

Posted by: Confused Little Boy at 13 June 2008 10:20 AM | Link to comment

You actually bought one? hmmm...if you wanna use it then say so la.... LOL

Posted by: Az1 at 13 June 2008 10:20 AM | Link to comment

There's definitely a reason why they don't invent sausage-flavoured condoms.. for safety reasons maybe?

Posted by: Confused Little Boy at 13 June 2008 10:24 AM | Link to comment

Wht's next ?...petai & sambal belacan flavor?...
*lol

Posted by: baldwin at 13 June 2008 10:30 AM | Link to comment

Prepare liang teh or salt water... Haha. =p

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 13 June 2008 10:30 AM | Link to comment

Salt water muz be drunk from condom too like what we do from durian shells...

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 13 June 2008 10:31 AM | Link to comment

nevermind lah, at least it is not tomyam flavour, curry or laksa flavour

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 13 June 2008 10:45 AM | Link to comment

LOL, its so funny! was that from bali?

Posted by: tw at 13 June 2008 10:47 AM | Link to comment

Well, you will never know..I am sure that if there is a supply, there will be a demand for it..wahaha!!

WWW.purplemay.blogspot.com

Posted by: PurpleMay at 13 June 2008 10:52 AM | Link to comment

eew!

Posted by: dD.Diyana at 13 June 2008 11:10 AM | Link to comment

I wish you had post the short talk eariler. I failed my Advance Driving Theory yesterday. Nevermind my next test date will be on 2nd Aug 08. I'm going to pass it this time and I will get my driving licence by end of this year.

Posted by: Sally Ho at 13 June 2008 11:18 AM | Link to comment

omg! the banana will have a really bad pungent ... yew!

Posted by: slowcatchupkuan at 13 June 2008 11:35 AM | Link to comment

"WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYONE WANNA CREATE A DURIAN FLAVOURED CONDOM?

Are you kidding me?" - Kenny.
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Kenny,

It's ONLY for Malaysians durian-lovers-mah.....

:)

Posted by: Jim [TypeKey Profile Page] at 13 June 2008 12:19 PM | Link to comment

Malaysia Boleh???

Posted by: EASY man at 13 June 2008 12:26 PM | Link to comment

the condom vending machines i saw in UK did not have these flavours.. there were just soft, light, tight.. those things la.. ish ish.. Malaysians more creative and flavourful =D

Posted by: RealGunners at 13 June 2008 12:32 PM | Link to comment

The after-odour is surely gonna stay for a while. Who wants to be walking around tasting like a 3 day old durian? Hahaha ... jokers.

Posted by: Alex at 13 June 2008 12:43 PM | Link to comment

kalau itu buah durian sudah pupus, kita makan kondom durian saja lor....

Posted by: durian`eater at 13 June 2008 12:53 PM | Link to comment

shucks....DURIAN Flavour ....i wanna buy and collect this ler....hahaha.....where to get this?

http://vialentino.blogspot.com .....

Posted by: vialentino at 13 June 2008 1:34 PM | Link to comment

Yay!! Durian season again!!!! :D

Posted by: Hooi at 13 June 2008 2:00 PM | Link to comment

durian so spiky after use very very SONG

Posted by: durian at 13 June 2008 2:25 PM | Link to comment

it's mainly for blowjob purposes i suppose

Posted by: aP[o]caLyPSe` AnGeL~ at 13 June 2008 2:40 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha... you bought them didn't you?
So how does it taste?

Posted by: Fred Sanders at 13 June 2008 3:08 PM | Link to comment

You fool, Kenny!

I couldn't imagine you really go and bought the durian favor condom home and take picture of it!

But, make sure you use it bor. LOLz.

Posted by: Vincent Lee at 13 June 2008 3:09 PM | Link to comment

Ha ha ah, nice post. I have just had durian.. so nice. hahaha..

Posted by: shuttertalk at 13 June 2008 3:19 PM | Link to comment

wow! condoms...

Posted by: =.= at 13 June 2008 3:38 PM | Link to comment

zomfg.

Posted by: Maddie at 13 June 2008 4:04 PM | Link to comment

durian?!
of all the fruits, duriang?!

Posted by: cLiu at 13 June 2008 4:28 PM | Link to comment

It is going to be a rough ride but it is going to be a good hard phuck. Best used when ur manhood is small and puny. It will make yours' look mightier

Posted by: God at 13 June 2008 4:31 PM | Link to comment

lame

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 13 June 2008 4:51 PM | Link to comment

omg..sure busuk!

Posted by: TOLANIC@POYOZER at 13 June 2008 5:05 PM | Link to comment

Sick by very funny. lol.

Posted by: Grace at 13 June 2008 5:17 PM | Link to comment

Yeah, It's a regional thing I guess, in France they have cheese flavour, Germany apple strudel flavour, Italians love salami flavour(mmm nice!), Aussies have beer flavoured, Russians have Vodka flavour and as for the yanks, well they have

Posted by: Jeff at 13 June 2008 5:26 PM | Link to comment

at least they don't come with thorns ... wait ... that's an idea, isn't it?

Posted by: Buzzing J at 13 June 2008 6:06 PM | Link to comment

jesus christ. the brand name's... simplex?

as in HERPES simplex?

Posted by: Irene at 13 June 2008 7:04 PM | Link to comment

isn't her v***** gonna stink?!

Posted by: Mahorela at 13 June 2008 7:21 PM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha, Mangosteen vs Durian!
how bout some other exotic fruits like 'buah berangan' or tongkat ali flavoured condoms??

Ken
CIMBClicks vs Maybank2u

Posted by: Ken at 13 June 2008 7:28 PM | Link to comment

Ha! Ha! Oh! It is picky like a durian? Some ladies like picky condom! Have a nice day!

Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 13 June 2008 8:44 PM | Link to comment

@_@, going durian + rotten fish

Posted by: vin at 13 June 2008 8:49 PM | Link to comment

This is why I read kennysia.com

It has been some time since you come out with suce short but hillarious entry, because lately, what we all got to see was more on adverts stuff and so forth.

Way to go and keep these entries coming ;)

Posted by: Calvin at 13 June 2008 9:58 PM | Link to comment

nani? durian flavor means it must be from msia. any response from those who used it before? lolz.

Posted by: ti3n at 13 June 2008 11:16 PM | Link to comment

hope the miss doesn't burp after the bj...

Posted by: dead_cockroach at 13 June 2008 11:32 PM | Link to comment

Now I know durian smell has potential to turn girls on..hahaha. What about durian's deodorant?

Posted by: ruehyinn at 13 June 2008 11:48 PM | Link to comment

can i know the manufacturer?....

Posted by: ocmaster at 14 June 2008 12:07 AM | Link to comment

@Irene

My thoughts exactly.....

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 June 2008 1:21 AM | Link to comment

kenny! ur condom post has been long due! the last one was like .....4 years ago?? =D

Posted by: vss3t at 14 June 2008 1:50 AM | Link to comment

Hhahhaa.god! What a marketing strategy. durian? so did u really try it on? better dont kenny, later you might get too heaty on ur ding dong and you get all the polka dots growing on your ermm.. Dxxk.
=)

Posted by: Monica at 14 June 2008 1:54 AM | Link to comment

Hi there Kenny!
Nice to meet you ya!

Haha, I saw that Durian flavour condoms in the shops too!!! Wonder what will happen if they create other flavour like Fried Rice, Char Koay Teow, Laksa etc, it would be just fun!

Posted by: Akira at 14 June 2008 2:56 AM | Link to comment

OMG Kenny!!!!

Who in the world who wants their little "brother" to be covered with durian smell???

OH MY!!!!!! Are they that desperate to get sales for their fruit-flavoured condoms?

It amuses me to the max at this moment.

Gosh.... I am wondering... DURIANS while making love?

EWWWW.... it is a total CONTRAST... No way!!!!!!!

Posted by: GraceOng at 14 June 2008 3:53 AM | Link to comment

They should next cum out with watermelon,rambutan and coconut flavours... I'm sure the coconut's one will go down well with Kenny's fans....hehe

If durian's too heaty, then they might want to consider cumming up with some chrysanthemum or herbal tea's one too...to soothe the sore throats.

Posted by: HardCandy at 14 June 2008 5:46 AM | Link to comment

I love mangosteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Posted by: Jane at 14 June 2008 8:20 AM | Link to comment

its interesting to get details abt fruit flavoured condoms...r they worth useful for us..

Posted by: durai at 14 June 2008 11:19 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, how the hell would you be brave enough to snap photos of the condom racks!? People will think that you're crazy..

Posted by: jianh at 14 June 2008 11:53 AM | Link to comment

malaysia product

Posted by: wei at 14 June 2008 1:11 PM | Link to comment

Hahahahaha..

Posted by: ahlost at 14 June 2008 3:21 PM | Link to comment

dont be so ignorant la. they wudnt make such thing if there was no demand. im pretty sure they did their survey and questionnaire and they probably found out that some ppl do like durian flavoured condom.

if it doesnt suit ur taste leave it. dont judge.

Posted by: troll at 14 June 2008 3:33 PM | Link to comment

FUCK THAT SHIT!

LET ME USE THAT AND FUCK ALL U GIRLS AND GUESS WHAT? U GIRLS STILL SCREAM LIKE BITCHES NO DOUBT!

Posted by: UNKNOWN at 14 June 2008 3:36 PM | Link to comment

i've tried it before. it taste aint that bad though. it's fun doing blowjob with extraordinary flavours *wink

Posted by: phoebe at 14 June 2008 5:14 PM | Link to comment

/wondering y U go buy tat condom? Planning to use 1 soon?

Posted by: sk at 14 June 2008 5:28 PM | Link to comment

erm. a bit insulting dont you think ? lol. just a friendly comment.

Posted by: passerby at 14 June 2008 5:56 PM | Link to comment

i personally prefered choc, but never durian, not in this life

Posted by: secret at 14 June 2008 6:14 PM | Link to comment

Aiyah.. some people like durians ma... there's no need to make fun of durian flavored condoms. But then again this is Kenny's blog and it's his opinion. Haha... At least I've learn something new today.. never knew there was durian.

Posted by: zzzz at 14 June 2008 6:53 PM | Link to comment

Oh come on, don't tell me you've never licked your fingers clean after eating some durians? ;)

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 June 2008 7:04 PM | Link to comment

Why kenny buy the condom?? omg omg

Posted by: Gerard at 14 June 2008 7:06 PM | Link to comment

Is this your father's day present?

Posted by: Nicole at 14 June 2008 7:25 PM | Link to comment

OMG! Bluekk! durian flavoured condoms totally suck man...

Posted by: trickortreat at 14 June 2008 7:56 PM | Link to comment

wau...Kenny buying the Durian flavoured condom......

Posted by: hornbill at 14 June 2008 8:00 PM | Link to comment

Kenny! call me! put on that condom and i'll suck u dry!

Posted by: MacHo MaN at 14 June 2008 10:03 PM | Link to comment

did you have to buy a pack? dumbass.

Posted by: l2 at 14 June 2008 10:05 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, so which flavour do you like best? Did she or he has the thorny feelings when you put on the durian condom?

Posted by: Kings at 14 June 2008 10:50 PM | Link to comment

u shud blog bout gambir sarawak too kenny!...
go n ask/interview pakcik2 yang selling gambir srwk at kuching waterfront there..

Posted by: pea'cock' at 15 June 2008 12:14 AM | Link to comment

my god~~
Few years back i got cheeky and joked w my fren about durian flavoured condom..
And it came true...
amazing...
hahahahhahhaa!

Posted by: Regina at 15 June 2008 12:51 AM | Link to comment

Superb~
Can't imagine how the night will be when someone use this favor~ hahaha...

ps: where to get it?

Posted by: DSvT at 15 June 2008 1:40 PM | Link to comment

PUNANI? WHKahkhakHKAhkahkaHKAhkhkahk

Posted by: cicak at 16 June 2008 12:56 AM | Link to comment

er xin / gross, durian flavor...
what's next? grapefruit or jackfruit? -_-

Posted by: xinyun at 16 June 2008 3:08 PM | Link to comment

next,BELACAN flavour..ha..ha..

Posted by: BorneoMan at 17 June 2008 1:24 AM | Link to comment

new dodol tube. LOL

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 June 2008 5:04 PM | Link to comment

Erm, this might sound crude..

BUT ISN'T THAT GONNA CAUSE A CHAO CHEE BAI?

=x

Kidding!

Posted by: nykelaz at 18 June 2008 12:36 AM | Link to comment

if you have the cravings for durians but it's not the season yet...you know what you should do..

:P

Posted by: geminia at 18 June 2008 5:50 PM | Link to comment

With so many flavors, why did they come out all this product, maybe is because of people requesting or they simply want to taste how it taste like.

Posted by: David Chew at 19 June 2008 12:38 AM | Link to comment

LMAO. durian condom xD

Posted by: kian~ at 19 June 2008 2:41 PM | Link to comment

it's a condom with flavour. obviously it's not for the punani la kenny. i mean, OBVIOUSLY.
so only those people who like it will buy it la. apa la you kenny.

Posted by: sarah at 19 June 2008 8:45 PM | Link to comment

mum says don play with the food...

Posted by: adrian at 03 July 2008 11:56 PM | Link to comment

where's the location of the shop? i would love to get one too.... =p

Posted by: abcd at 12 July 2008 1:30 PM | Link to comment

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