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15 May 2008
Short Talk:
It's the Wesak Day long weekend, and I'm going diving with JoyceTheFairy and friends. Three days in Tioman Island, and none of us had anything planned!
Menu At Luxury Cafe, Kuching
Fancy putting a generous Australian in your mouth?
It cums with the chef's "special sauce", you know?
:: Posted by Kenny at 6:00 AM | Link | Facebook It
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95 Comments:
Or maybe... it could be the generous Australian who is serving (served) with the chef's special sauce... means he will come over to your table to personally pour the special sauce? kenny dont have to think dirty to talk funny... hehe.
Posted by: anna at 15 May 2008 6:04 AM | Link to comment
:)
Posted by: s2 at 15 May 2008 6:04 AM | Link to comment
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 3rd !!! at 15 May 2008 6:27 AM | Link to comment
I know I want to!
Posted by: pangzter at 15 May 2008 6:28 AM | Link to comment
i reckon it's going to smell bad...aussie don't bathe often.
Posted by: VinCOol at 15 May 2008 6:38 AM | Link to comment
Haha..Good one. Although it does sound yummy =P An Australian that "cums" with the chef's "special sauce"..
Posted by: bitch at 15 May 2008 6:42 AM | Link to comment
OMG....
I am thinking bad here....
it cums with the chef's "special sauce"
U never know, it is the chef's specialty after all.
Finger licking good perhaps??
Posted by: GraceOng at 15 May 2008 6:44 AM | Link to comment
lmao!
Posted by: babyborneo at 15 May 2008 6:46 AM | Link to comment
we call it WHITE SAUCE!!
Posted by: pinksterz at 15 May 2008 6:47 AM | Link to comment
i wonders whatthe real sentense...hmm.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2008 6:55 AM | Link to comment
hahahahaaa a generous Australian served with ...
Posted by: Evil Feline at 15 May 2008 7:37 AM | Link to comment
lol what a pun! cums with chef's sauce
Posted by: GoodRubber at 15 May 2008 7:43 AM | Link to comment
oh mann... this is uber lame
Posted by: lol at 15 May 2008 7:45 AM | Link to comment
rofl..."cums with the chef's special sauce"...
Posted by: panda at 15 May 2008 8:12 AM | Link to comment
hahaha...the pun is really funny!
Posted by: Down Under at 15 May 2008 8:18 AM | Link to comment
Hahaha... I bet u cannot dind such menu in other restaurant...
Posted by: Dark Witch at 15 May 2008 8:20 AM | Link to comment
Kenny Sia reminds me of me... He's such a perv. I bet he watches porn every other day like me.. he's exactly like me its fanTESTICLES.. the onli difference between us is that I don't write blogs and I don't know how to conceal my perversion like kenny does
God bless the dirty minded people like us.
Posted by: The Observer at 15 May 2008 8:24 AM | Link to comment
now this is funny. LOL
Posted by: FengY at 15 May 2008 8:32 AM | Link to comment
yes yes
all of us know it comes out from between the legs
of a cow
Posted by: benjamin lee meng chuin at 15 May 2008 8:33 AM | Link to comment
Haha , Thats a luxury cafe ! =D
Posted by: Elliot at 15 May 2008 8:37 AM | Link to comment
omg lol I don't normally comment but this one takes the icing on the cake!
Posted by: Amanda at 15 May 2008 8:50 AM | Link to comment
haha, I would like to see how that Australian looks like
Posted by: Chris at 15 May 2008 8:52 AM | Link to comment
i saw that mcD big mac chant video shoot at kuching........
how did u get the shirt?
Posted by: meiyi at 15 May 2008 9:01 AM | Link to comment
WHere is this Luxury Cafe? In Padungan near Bing & Tom?
Posted by: Knox at 15 May 2008 9:04 AM | Link to comment
heheehehe...... YUCKS!
Posted by: Gaiety Ann at 15 May 2008 9:19 AM | Link to comment
It must be salty then.. haha!
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 15 May 2008 9:34 AM | Link to comment
lol, they are serving an Australian which cum's with the chefs special sauce -__-u, I bet lots of peps are gonna order this dish out of curiousity, although it sounded soooo wrong.........lol......
Posted by: alexis at 15 May 2008 9:40 AM | Link to comment
Oh man!!! They are forcing cannibalism!!! And what a disgusted disgrace to Aussie bruces and sheilas!!! Hahahahaha...
Kenny, thank God you came back from Australia!
Posted by: David C. at 15 May 2008 10:26 AM | Link to comment
hahahahaaa
Posted by: clara at 15 May 2008 10:29 AM | Link to comment
LOL
Posted by: windwalker at 15 May 2008 10:33 AM | Link to comment
hahaha special sauce
oh btw, you got joyce's link wrong
Posted by: VK at 15 May 2008 10:34 AM | Link to comment
haha, this is funny
Posted by: barghers.com at 15 May 2008 10:39 AM | Link to comment
Kuching is notorious for Aussie tourists to go missing. Australian government has recent travel warning for this area of Malaysia because of the number of people which have gone missing there. Terrorist they say?.. but the truth is Malaysians are eating Australians! Strewth! Fair dinkum I tells ya mate they gone troppo!
Posted by: Jeffagogo at 15 May 2008 10:55 AM | Link to comment
That just gave me a hell of a laugh man... Hahaha..
Posted by: DJBlaNc at 15 May 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment
i want u in my mouth. 'kenny sia, enak di makan begitu sahaja!'... sing it in Gardenia's tunes.
Posted by: Sugar Pie Hunny Bunch at 15 May 2008 11:01 AM | Link to comment
LOL!
D AUSTRALIAN KENA CHEF D SPECIAL SAUCE
HAHAHA
Posted by: kwen at 15 May 2008 11:16 AM | Link to comment
Bro u tried it b4? just wonder....wakakaka
Posted by: aniki at 15 May 2008 11:19 AM | Link to comment
cafe n tioman
u r very rich
next target to snatch
Posted by: avispek at 15 May 2008 11:28 AM | Link to comment
バカ。。。
Posted by: diu at 15 May 2008 11:44 AM | Link to comment
wat's the CUM for man.. lol.. thats yucky. but Australian's arent bad either. HAHA!
Posted by: iep at 15 May 2008 11:47 AM | Link to comment
please don't bring me to that luxury cafe in Kuching!!
Posted by: Diana at 15 May 2008 11:54 AM | Link to comment
A friend of mine works there. He will be please that he gets free advertisement here. I am sure many of your readers will visit this new cafe. This cafe is just right in front of Boulevard.
Posted by: Choonie at 15 May 2008 12:02 PM | Link to comment
kenny you hamsap lou!
Posted by: Kenny too at 15 May 2008 1:48 PM | Link to comment
whoa. then they really need lots of chefs. who knows the demand is high. i doubt one chef can come out with soooooooo many sauce in a day..hahaha
Posted by: Steven at 15 May 2008 2:07 PM | Link to comment
oh ya. why didn't it come with the stick?
ahem..i mean, steak? lol
Posted by: Steven at 15 May 2008 2:09 PM | Link to comment
LOL!!!!!! sounds yummy yummy~
Posted by: Mahorela at 15 May 2008 2:24 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
The chef is a girl!
Posted by: Dax at 15 May 2008 2:49 PM | Link to comment
Hahahaha... I'm sure the steak will taste pretty good.
Posted by: Richie at 15 May 2008 2:49 PM | Link to comment
I didn't find anything funny.So stupid...
Posted by: stanley at 15 May 2008 3:16 PM | Link to comment
mmm... specciiiaaaalll sauce... *wierd image*
Posted by: xinyun at 15 May 2008 3:22 PM | Link to comment
Wow, so cheap! Steak is never this cheap in Aus!
Posted by: Liz at 15 May 2008 3:45 PM | Link to comment
hahah i think someone up there meant blokes instead or bruces.. this post is funny as, although the post about aussies not bathing is very untrue, we take at least a shower or day but many take 2. Ahh how I miss the engrish found in malaysia
Posted by: shez at 15 May 2008 3:56 PM | Link to comment
Yeah..I am so lame..
Posted by: lol at 15 May 2008 4:16 PM | Link to comment
lol....
Did you try it??
SPEICAL SAUSE by th chef
hehe
Posted by: Bryan at 15 May 2008 4:32 PM | Link to comment
LOL! Mistakes like that are embarrassing. =DD
Posted by: Jojo at 15 May 2008 4:44 PM | Link to comment
Perhaps you could request for female Australian and perferable raw; i dont think i want her half-done specially cum with the sauce !!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2008 4:45 PM | Link to comment
It must be salty then.. haha!
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 15 May 2008 9:34 AM | Link to comment
gg....someone tasted the sauce before..or swallowed it before. must have had it wif a hot dog or banana. or steak.
it wouldnt have been dirty if u didnt use the word 'cum' u know... lolz. but i bet the dish is very popular wif girl diners. i wonder horr...how he can produce so much sauce hor? can meh? i duno wor haha i never 'serve' sauce before...let alone many times lols!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2008 4:48 PM | Link to comment
Hahahaha, i wonder how many "special sauce" can the chef make? ahah
Posted by: Senel at 15 May 2008 4:56 PM | Link to comment
how is the taste
Posted by: wei at 15 May 2008 5:04 PM | Link to comment
i bet kenny will order this one since only rm18 for an aussie and also got cum; kenny will love it, cum and cum again.... oops, i mean go and go there again
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2008 5:12 PM | Link to comment
thank god its a white sauce then! mayonese from chinese and bbq sauce from an african
Posted by: tw at 15 May 2008 5:35 PM | Link to comment
One word: Hilarious
Posted by: Bianca at 15 May 2008 5:59 PM | Link to comment
i know what the chef's special sauce is...
muahahaha
it's.... go see my blog la
Posted by: NaeS at 15 May 2008 6:27 PM | Link to comment
wtf lol
Posted by: Grace at 15 May 2008 6:41 PM | Link to comment
i reckon it's going to smell bad...aussie don't bathe often.
Posted by: VinCOol at 15 May 2008 6:38 AM | Link to comment
___
Aussie's don't smell thank you very much. Australia is much cleaner than Malaysia!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2008 7:23 PM | Link to comment
Extra protein
Posted by: kereta at 15 May 2008 7:55 PM | Link to comment
This is way exaggerated...there's nothing wrong in saying that a steak is a generous Australian.
Posted by: WP at 15 May 2008 8:23 PM | Link to comment
on top of those, GENEROUS CUM !
Posted by: o.O at 15 May 2008 8:57 PM | Link to comment
Nice wan!!! i can't stop laughing!!!
regarding the last post, my fren showed me a clip on youtube... check it out guys! dun miss this wan! it's cool! tell me the similarities then!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vasxRFT5mDo
Posted by: crusader at 15 May 2008 9:48 PM | Link to comment
australians do cost that much only...~~'
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 May 2008 12:19 AM | Link to comment
Cum' on my face!!!ar yeahhh you stinko down under chap...i want you to cum on mah face...!wakakaka
Posted by: dylan at 16 May 2008 12:21 AM | Link to comment
Well if you go to a Kim Gary restaurant, they ask you if you would like
'white' or 'red' sauce
to go with some of the meals. In your case, if given the choice, red all the way!!!
Posted by: d at 16 May 2008 1:51 AM | Link to comment
are we talkin abt male aussie or female aussie? :P
Posted by: ivn at 16 May 2008 2:05 AM | Link to comment
funny.lame.
Posted by: bjk at 16 May 2008 2:26 AM | Link to comment
http://internetscavenger.blogspot.com/2008/04/chinglish.html
This one more champion can. :P
Posted by: junkie at 16 May 2008 6:17 AM | Link to comment
Lame. Really lame. This shows you are busy and have nothing to blog about.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 May 2008 10:14 AM | Link to comment
hahah! good one!
Posted by: king at 16 May 2008 11:40 AM | Link to comment
Kenny,
Have you try the "special sauce" cumming from the generous Australian chef yourself?
How's the taste? Tasty or not? Maybe can order the "special sauce" from the chef to be put to your favorite kolo mee instead of the normal black sauce.
What do you think, Kenny?
:)
Posted by: Jim at 16 May 2008 12:31 PM | Link to comment
spermish....LOL
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Posted by: James at 16 May 2008 3:15 PM | Link to comment
go and subit this to reader's digest
Posted by: Lyna Wan at 16 May 2008 4:26 PM | Link to comment
aha. funny.
Posted by: wilsonphua at 16 May 2008 4:33 PM | Link to comment
oh my god, this is hillarious!
heehee.
nice one, kenny. :)
Posted by: vidhyaaaaa at 16 May 2008 5:38 PM | Link to comment
"Cums" huh?
Posted by: Dian at 16 May 2008 6:28 PM | Link to comment
lol. got gigolo advertising here hahaha
Posted by: skim at 16 May 2008 7:37 PM | Link to comment
Mmmmm i'd like that!
Posted by: Lindy at 16 May 2008 9:58 PM | Link to comment
quite lame la. when connoisseurs mention food, they don't always go "australian beef" or "american beef" etc. in conversation, sometimes i just say things like "Oh, the american (one) please."
Posted by: grace at 16 May 2008 11:13 PM | Link to comment
rofl. you perv kenny. =P but that was hilarious..
Posted by: Tzen at 16 May 2008 11:20 PM | Link to comment
A 'generous' aussie sumore. Australian veli generous ha? Wakakaka
Posted by: Lindy at 18 May 2008 1:38 PM | Link to comment
hahahahhaha very chio dish
Posted by: rynne at 19 May 2008 11:26 AM | Link to comment
Just write the menu as luxury and you can set the price anyway you want.
Posted by: David Chew at 19 May 2008 2:46 PM | Link to comment
I can see a pretty common, habitual assumption here:- the chef is a man. What does the chef cum if she's a woman? Apple juice?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 21 May 2008 2:26 PM | Link to comment
The Australian is bigger than The Malaysian. A real mouthful. Heh.
Posted by: AngelWings at 26 May 2008 12:06 AM | Link to comment
Not just Australians on the menu! If you look at the menu item above that, you can also get a crispy fresh green Roman. (the lettuce name is spelled romaine lah...)
Posted by: megabigBLUR at 30 May 2008 12:05 AM | Link to comment
Great stuff from Kenny to put it up, highlighting the mistakes. There are a few mistakes on the menu in fact.
As for the chef - it's a man.
You can tell that the menu was done last minute which explained such mistakes. A costly one indeed.
I certainly don't expect to have an "AUSTRALIAN" served in "Chef's SPECIAL SAUCE"!!!!! But this one really takes the icing out of the cake!!!!
Posted by: quicksilver at 04 June 2008 3:06 PM | Link to comment
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