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09 May 2008

Short Talk:

All-In-One Plugs: I'm getting massive amounts of requests from people wanting me to publish something to promote various causes / look for missing people / donate to certain charity. Suddenly kennysia.com became noticeboard.com. It's too many requests for me to handle and they are all important, so I'm putting them here all in one big breath. Here goes.

Donate to Myanmar. Find Low Le Xuan. Save our sharks. Help Phu Thien Nhan. Assist Young Visionaries. Watch a Japanese Jazz Concert for charity! Learn to cook pasta for charity! Run the Borneo Marathon for charity! Yeah!


Khairy Is My Friend

Dun pray pray.

My friend punya wife punya father is the Prime Minister of Malaysia, ok? If you hit me, I can call my friend to call his wife to call her father to soot you kao kao one, ok? He Prime Minister, ok?

Who wants to touch me now?


:: Posted by Kenny at 7:05 PM | Link | Listen
:: Categorised as 'Out of the Ordinary'

124 Comments:

u do daily post is it?

Posted by: wilsonphua at 09 May 2008 7:07 PM | Link to comment

haha thats the fake khairy rite :P

Posted by: sping at 09 May 2008 7:08 PM | Link to comment

lol...is this real?? this is so cool man...but why make friend with him?? u want to become malaysia football coach a???

Posted by: edward at 09 May 2008 7:08 PM | Link to comment

Aiya.. don't tell people i admire you. Low profile, kenny..


Khairy

Posted by: Khairy hairy at 09 May 2008 7:11 PM | Link to comment

walao, i so scare liao oh~~ Kenny got a bigfoot friends...

Posted by: ojibala at 09 May 2008 7:12 PM | Link to comment

really a big joke

Posted by: wei at 09 May 2008 7:15 PM | Link to comment

me me me me me!! i wanna touch you. Touch my body~ haha

Posted by: SamZz at 09 May 2008 7:17 PM | Link to comment

==" aiyak cant flame kenny laio... later i kena tangkap by ISA~~~

Posted by: Kiddo at 09 May 2008 7:19 PM | Link to comment

I thought khairy approached kenny after the 2 previous posts:P

Posted by: tw at 09 May 2008 7:24 PM | Link to comment

I am wondering the true person behind this name?

Posted by: Choonie at 09 May 2008 7:25 PM | Link to comment

Khairy-who? =P

Posted by: Alvin at 09 May 2008 7:25 PM | Link to comment

touch u O_o

Posted by: Maddie at 09 May 2008 7:29 PM | Link to comment

but me fwen wid anwar wor... so how?

Posted by: Ray at 09 May 2008 7:30 PM | Link to comment

Me me ....i wan touch......

Posted by: Ellone at 09 May 2008 7:40 PM | Link to comment

Kenny; you ve ABROKEN LINK FOR

Find Low Le Xuan.

Posted by: Sean at 09 May 2008 7:46 PM | Link to comment

I hate Khairy!

Posted by: Evo at 09 May 2008 7:49 PM | Link to comment

i think it's not the real pm... =x

Posted by: lol at 09 May 2008 7:49 PM | Link to comment

siapa dia khairy ni??

Posted by: ma hathir at 09 May 2008 7:52 PM | Link to comment

touch? you dont mandi one who one to near you? hahaha..

Posted by: fariezul at 09 May 2008 7:55 PM | Link to comment

Eh....the real Khairy anot??? hahah

Posted by: Richie at 09 May 2008 7:59 PM | Link to comment

if Khairy is your friend, could you ask him to give us some money or wang ehsan for us..

we are really poor....

Posted by: thiamhin at 09 May 2008 8:01 PM | Link to comment

I didnt know he had access to facebook over there... =P

Posted by: Black Jeopardy at 09 May 2008 8:10 PM | Link to comment

khai-- who?

Posted by: Kay at 09 May 2008 8:25 PM | Link to comment

???

Posted by: windwalker at 09 May 2008 8:39 PM | Link to comment

paklah use facebook tak?

Posted by: khairiemahmod at 09 May 2008 9:00 PM | Link to comment

who wants to touch you now? :P

Posted by: Salamahafifi at 09 May 2008 9:08 PM | Link to comment

Nice one kenny! Remember to do some poking, slapping, dancing, party with, etcetc. And graffitiing.

And Send him some growing eggs or something. Actually maybe not, else you be sued or something for rasuah. XD excuse my blahness thanks, under much stress.

Hahahaha...*dies of in chisinness*

Posted by: charcamayne at 09 May 2008 9:14 PM | Link to comment

Of course lah khairiemahmod, Bedol's Facebook is rite here:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1161677339&ref=ts

Really funny man!

Posted by: Mohamad Taufiq at 09 May 2008 9:16 PM | Link to comment

Hey.. dun play play .. this oxfordian once said he wanted to be Prime Minister before turning 40.

Posted by: frank at 09 May 2008 9:20 PM | Link to comment

ahahahaha... okie dokie kenny, i love this post... cool man!

bila mau intro ur friend punya wife punya father to me... hahahaha... ^^

Posted by: AhPauL at 09 May 2008 9:21 PM | Link to comment

hi kenny.

Posted by: Pah Lah at 09 May 2008 9:28 PM | Link to comment

ok .... anything u say .... can i have some BIG projects? business kinda slow now, i really need GOOD CONNECTION!! When can we meet to talk with your friend? :)

Posted by: Titan71 [TypeKey Profile Page] at 09 May 2008 10:31 PM | Link to comment

aiya...limpek got lim kit siang. original wan leh. haha

Posted by: kengloong at 09 May 2008 10:36 PM | Link to comment

lolx... *touch touch* *punch punch*

Posted by: Senel at 09 May 2008 10:51 PM | Link to comment

lol kennysia the notice board sia~~
how come i dun get to b ur fren in facebook *pouts*

Posted by: reenz at 09 May 2008 10:55 PM | Link to comment

Probably he likes your post on the mat rempits leh.

Posted by: sheep at 09 May 2008 10:59 PM | Link to comment

this is funny!

Posted by: cool at 09 May 2008 11:09 PM | Link to comment

your friend punya wife punya father now also in shaky position. no time to layan his daughter punya husband punya friend one la. lol...

Posted by: wizardp00f at 09 May 2008 11:17 PM | Link to comment

eh kenny! u got khairy as friends in facebook i got mahatir lorh. i even have anwar and lim kit siang. U got ornot!

Posted by: NaeS at 09 May 2008 11:19 PM | Link to comment

Nice

Posted by: Ken at 09 May 2008 11:37 PM | Link to comment

LOL.

Posted by: Sofia at 09 May 2008 11:43 PM | Link to comment

"a disgrace to oxford" - uncle lim

Posted by: seememyip at 09 May 2008 11:47 PM | Link to comment

I love Khairy! He is so handsome. He looks like Christian Ronaldo. I know u all dun like him la but actually ar, he is very cute eh. Muak Muaks

Posted by: Granny at 09 May 2008 11:53 PM | Link to comment

aiya fake 1 la. hahaha

Posted by: Gerard at 10 May 2008 1:00 AM | Link to comment

Khairy who??? If Karpal Singh would "standup" it would be on his mother calling. Now that's someone!!!

Posted by: Above & Beyond at 10 May 2008 1:01 AM | Link to comment

Jokes to share:

[ An Old Priest, Khairy and Samy Velu ]

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.
For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.

He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Khairy and Samy Velu before I die", whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived. Khairy and Samy would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Khairy commented to Samy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images."

Samy couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Samy's hand in his right hand and Khairy's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Samy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same

Posted by: John from Perth at 10 May 2008 1:19 AM | Link to comment

pffft.

Posted by: chzehong at 10 May 2008 1:20 AM | Link to comment

who is Khairy??? is it the King of Mat Rempit?

Posted by: BUAYA at 10 May 2008 1:42 AM | Link to comment

NOTE to Kenny,
How can a 3 year old girl have an IC number? 041929-01-0122??? Isn't that odd?
Cheers

Posted by: Person1 at 10 May 2008 1:52 AM | Link to comment

Now you play a part in the incoming dissolution of peace and harmony of our country.
Khairy is power crazy causing disharmony to the country.
I am ashamed of your being so proud of getting friendly with this rascal.

Posted by: chee hung at 10 May 2008 3:04 AM | Link to comment

OMG you better not 'poke' him, later kena caught like anwar

Posted by: argh at 10 May 2008 3:15 AM | Link to comment

Somehow, that sounds seditive to me...

Posted by: fenella at 10 May 2008 3:26 AM | Link to comment

omg...khairy make kenny so hairy until i so horny until i dun wear panties lah

Posted by: coconutgirl at 10 May 2008 5:28 AM | Link to comment

Siapa dia khairy ni? menteri ke? perdana menteri ke? timbalan perdana menteri ke? Dia tidak. Dia tidak pegang apa-apa jawatan pun dalam kerajaan. Dia hanya seorang yang low standard yang panggil orang lain beruk. Dialah beruk!

Posted by: Andy at 10 May 2008 7:01 AM | Link to comment

kenny u got mistake!

"call my friend to call his wife to call his father to soot you kao kao one"

should be

"call my friend to call his wife to call HER father.."

wtf. =.=

Posted by: Couthie at 10 May 2008 7:18 AM | Link to comment

heard khairy won the elections with fake votes

Posted by: !! at 10 May 2008 8:51 AM | Link to comment

aiya impossible one la,
you cant be fren with that fella that oways kena sut by lim kit siang one,no face only

Posted by: wtf at 10 May 2008 9:15 AM | Link to comment

Is he famous in Malaysia? Thats so crazy man, he was in the same boarding house as me, one year my senior. Nice guy, never bullied us too much. Have not heard his name in years. (i am not form Malaysia)Thats awesome for him. And for you too i guess....

Posted by: Avi at 10 May 2008 9:59 AM | Link to comment

I seriously find it funny. Everyone seems to have a Facebook these days. lol
And if you believe that is Khairy's profile, I'm speechless.

If you can find Khairy there, you probably can find Abdullah, Lim Kit Siang, Mahathir and so on. Well, I assume you can find them. AHAH

Posted by: stranger 003 at 10 May 2008 10:10 AM | Link to comment

Haha good one Kenny. And thank you for the plug for the Marathon. Very much appreciated and hope you're training for it already :)

Posted by: Shan at 10 May 2008 10:25 AM | Link to comment

i recommend you be Anwar's fren than Khairy's. Anwar will become PM 1 day but will Khairy??? Maybe u got the chance to be Anwar's deputy.

Khairy is and will always be d PM's S-I-L. No need to 3-legged horse him. Waste your time only lol.

Posted by: joyce at 10 May 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment

LOl i m goin to add khairy too and lim kit siang is my friend.

Posted by: janey at 10 May 2008 11:07 AM | Link to comment

wait till Pak Lah joins Facebook!

*lol

Posted by: baldwin at 10 May 2008 11:30 AM | Link to comment

XD so funny, few days ago almost add Limkitsiang as friend in facebook too haha

Posted by: joleen at 10 May 2008 11:51 AM | Link to comment

lol..is he for real?
Even politicians have facebook??
That's odd

Posted by: Bryan at 10 May 2008 11:53 AM | Link to comment

"to call his father" instead of "her father" ...

Posted by: Ryan at 10 May 2008 11:55 AM | Link to comment

Does it not depend on how 'hard' they touch you?!?

Posted by: d at 10 May 2008 12:16 PM | Link to comment

Khairy, the richest unemployed man in the world? lol.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 10 May 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment

Why did you befriend the richest unemployed man? He's not worth being your friend. delete it Kenny!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 10 May 2008 12:26 PM | Link to comment

Please help victims of the Cyclone in Myanmar.
http://www.google.com/myanmarcyclone/

Posted by: Person With A Heart at 10 May 2008 1:03 PM | Link to comment

Please help victims of the Cyclone in Myanmar.
http://www.google.com/myanmarcyclone/

Posted by: Person With A Heart at 10 May 2008 1:04 PM | Link to comment

Please help victims of the Cyclone in Myanmar.
http://www.google.com/myanmarcyclone/

Posted by: Person With A Heart at 10 May 2008 1:04 PM | Link to comment

didn't know you befriended dogs!

Posted by: lkj at 10 May 2008 1:22 PM | Link to comment

who wanted to touch you in the first place.


lol i'm joking xD

Posted by: grace at 10 May 2008 2:17 PM | Link to comment

even dogs can be loyal. Khairy is an outcast, but doesn't know it yet.

Posted by: chee hung at 10 May 2008 2:19 PM | Link to comment

Careful ya..later get caught like Raja Petra too. He3x

Posted by: amlyanna at 10 May 2008 2:38 PM | Link to comment

eh....if u somehow add limKS ah.....remember remember to let me have his id so tat i can add him k...he's juz so adorable ...wat? not wif his camwhore la...but his 'disgrace' remark on ur fren ..hehee

Posted by: avispek at 10 May 2008 2:49 PM | Link to comment

why not say ur fren's father in law

Posted by: Alvin at 10 May 2008 3:16 PM | Link to comment

i think you should do a tv show.

Posted by: ming at 10 May 2008 3:33 PM | Link to comment

4th floor guy. bastard.

Posted by: meroz at 10 May 2008 3:47 PM | Link to comment

aren't you a little OLD for facebook.
just saying.

Posted by: skim at 10 May 2008 3:52 PM | Link to comment

omg...
noooo ~ dun near him....

Posted by: Philip at 10 May 2008 4:15 PM | Link to comment

i thought u dont add those that u dont know on facebook.

means i can add u la now?

Posted by: bjk at 10 May 2008 8:02 PM | Link to comment

Thanks for the wits Kenny and bring more of us to be aware of what happen in the country now. Khairy is a fake! That dumb guy is just riding on his wife ( literally and metaphorically) hehhehe. lets c how he fare after he become the opposition!

Posted by: keithqn at 10 May 2008 8:04 PM | Link to comment

hahhah.. u gila lah

Posted by: mYing at 10 May 2008 8:18 PM | Link to comment

Are you thinking of quitting as a blogger and to be a politician? But must potong first, you know!!

Posted by: Kings at 10 May 2008 8:42 PM | Link to comment

huh? i dont get this post

Posted by: Pei Jiun at 10 May 2008 8:54 PM | Link to comment

pls tell that SOB to tell his FIL the SOG to .....errrr

anyway, if u ever assc urself with that shaddy character what does that make u?

VERY RICH, huhuhuhu!

Posted by: Hairy Jambanluddin at 10 May 2008 9:59 PM | Link to comment

Guys, Check out Pak Lah's facebook here

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1161677339

Posted by: PakLah at 10 May 2008 11:25 PM | Link to comment

That's hilarious, as soon as I add that khairy, i will have power too. BTW...why ah your font some so nice, big and clear...and then when promoting stuff/entertaining requests so small and grey?? Intentional wan ah? *big bold font*: this is me, hot kenny sia!! *small kucified font*: er donate here there...okay??

Posted by: Kom at 10 May 2008 11:55 PM | Link to comment

Not sked kena sue =P

Remembered cases of ppl kena arrested for impersonating royalty and VIPS.

But oh well, M'sia for u!!!!!!!!

Posted by: blueskyz at 10 May 2008 11:57 PM | Link to comment

kenny suck monkey balls withs his khairy joke. come to my blog to learn how to be a great leader instead!! stop coming here. kenny is a retard!!

http://benjamintan.blogspot.com

Posted by: Benji at 11 May 2008 12:57 AM | Link to comment

dear benji, the commenter(no.93) above me


your blog suck big barney balls lar....

kennysia.com is so much better lar

Posted by: ckk at 11 May 2008 1:07 AM | Link to comment

Goodness gracious Kenny!!!

Who dares to touch you now? Not even your bulu lah!!!
later u kekurangan 1 bulu, i die ah!! Masuk isa for no reason!!!!

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: GraceOng at 11 May 2008 1:16 AM | Link to comment

then,why i can't touch u!!
if i find killer,Prime minister also not use!!!
if u don't believe,just give me ur name and address,see what will happen!!!
Fuck u,see who is powerful now!!!

Posted by: Suck ur ass at 11 May 2008 3:00 AM | Link to comment

I don't know what to say man but it's quite funny. Don't joke too much about politics in Malaysia or you might end up in ISA + no more kennysia.com. It's a nightmare for us.

Visit our site at:-
CekikDarah.com

Posted by: Gymz at 11 May 2008 4:25 AM | Link to comment

hmmm... guys please stop fragging my name... and no ckk i am not that person.. he's been impersonating me...my blog ain't that good i agree... and he's just some old rival i guess...

Posted by: Benjamin at 11 May 2008 8:09 AM | Link to comment

Yo,,,dont play play, i am the future president of United states of america..i would like kenny suck m ball for me!!dont u ever mess with him!!!

Posted by: Barrack Obama at 11 May 2008 8:15 AM | Link to comment

Oh my gosh~
I didn't know the Prime Minister's son-in-law uses Facebook
-Smacks face-

I bet RM50 that it's a fake Khairy.

Posted by: LilBrownie at 11 May 2008 9:22 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, i oso got big shot fren!

http://wtdaclub.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-also-got-ma.html

Posted by: pyroboy1911 at 11 May 2008 11:53 AM | Link to comment

walau.. pak lah ada blog le...

Posted by: charmaineym at 11 May 2008 12:14 PM | Link to comment

pai seh.. type wrongly.. is face book* instead of blog.. sorry sorry

Posted by: charmaineym at 11 May 2008 12:17 PM | Link to comment

Khairy? the one and only racist pig!?the one that called bloggers 'monkeys".Isnt that monkey that said recently in the papers not to be afraid of the alternative media? this is what he said “We should not be afraid of this brave new world of journalism, but rather help strengthen it so that Malaysians will benefit from getting credible news everywhere – from the mainstream and other stream media." What a joke.He saying that after the 'political tsunami',otherwise he be bragging bout his balls,i mean ketuanan. Sorry, that a fake khairy..the real hairy,i mean khairy doesnt bother about other races..

Posted by: dirty hairy at 11 May 2008 1:08 PM | Link to comment

hey the comment by Benji
Ain't the real person la...
u look also know... u visit the blog...
the typing style soo different..

just some ppl jealous or shit...

Posted by: Alex at 11 May 2008 1:11 PM | Link to comment

hey alex,shut the fark up la,this is not even benjis blog,its kenny sia for Gods sake and who the fark is this benji the skank?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 11 May 2008 2:23 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny...
i saw u @ mcd yesterday...
wat r u doin wif those fake guns?
haha..
kenny, u look soooooooo cute n FAT..
hehe..

Posted by: aVe at 11 May 2008 2:43 PM | Link to comment

khairy is a biggoted faggot nob

Posted by: brickfieldsbonanza at 11 May 2008 3:43 PM | Link to comment

Don't touch Kenny, poke Kenny. :P

Posted by: yongkailoon at 11 May 2008 3:43 PM | Link to comment

Retard head, nobody cares about the so called benji impersonator or shit. Now that you brought it up, his face is like shit. Go fuck with him in his asshole or something.

Posted by: lol at 11 May 2008 4:41 PM | Link to comment

Fuiyohhh, I so scared.


Pssst, you got biz job, call me arrr.

Posted by: MemAluya at 11 May 2008 5:13 PM | Link to comment

can stop laughing reading those comments saying that they "look down" at Kenny for being "so proud" of the fact that he is becoming friends with "Khairy"..haha

Posted by: jm at 11 May 2008 9:05 PM | Link to comment

Aiya you got monkey friend

Posted by: qwerty at 11 May 2008 9:31 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, I'm your friend. XD

Posted by: ban at 11 May 2008 9:47 PM | Link to comment

Ya Right... and everybody will curse u and u can say bye bye to the heaven and start to study about hell.. join him laa join him!!!

Posted by: Beruang Madu at 11 May 2008 10:34 PM | Link to comment

I dare touch you... Punch you... EAT YOU... =P
hahahaha... Anyway... pls pls pls... Dont sue me if I use your pic without your permission ...

J-5on...

Posted by: J-5on at 11 May 2008 11:45 PM | Link to comment

"Who wants to touch me now?" - Kenny.

Touch you which part, Kenny?

:)

Posted by: Jim at 12 May 2008 1:32 AM | Link to comment

you guys have seriously ducked up parents man...
sorry to hear that they were too uneducated to teach you manners....
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Posted by: Michael at 12 May 2008 6:38 AM | Link to comment

Darkside of "Khairy". See -> http://lookattrue.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/popular-sex-video-about-malaysia-youth-vip/

Posted by: Above & Beyond at 12 May 2008 10:50 AM | Link to comment

Are you really proud of being his friend?

Posted by: SLT at 12 May 2008 11:28 AM | Link to comment

he knows how to use computer one a! i am amazed!

Posted by: Ann at 13 May 2008 10:27 AM | Link to comment

sure or not.........???????? o_O

Posted by: Esther N at 13 May 2008 3:31 PM | Link to comment

Wow! U're my idol man... although it's a fake khairy lol. Anyway, send him the "owned" application and owned him. Then dun say touch, talk also not dare to talk with u adi lol.

Posted by: Jeffery at 14 May 2008 3:04 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, add me in facebook..

Posted by: Bryan at 14 May 2008 7:03 PM | Link to comment

That's nothing. The PM is on my friends list on Facebook.

Posted by: Adam at 16 May 2008 10:39 PM | Link to comment

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