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30 May 2008
Short Talk:
BALAGAN is not a word you use to scold people. It is the name of the circus I watched last night.
I enjoyed the show. It is not Cirque du Soliel, but it's close enough. The Cirque-style act has all the right ingredients of theatre, stunts and comedy, and together they make for a pretty entertaining night out.
Bad Name For A Sisha Tobacco
Would you like to put this in your mouth?

Experience the Incomparable Special Taste of Al Fakher.
There's many different types of flavours available, including Strawberry Fakher and the very popular Two Apples Fakher.

Needless to say, sisha smoking is bad for your health. Kids are not allowed to Fakher.

Will you Fakher?
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95 Comments:
interesting comparison
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 10:51 AM | Link to comment
you're a fakher
Posted by: cool at 30 May 2008 10:54 AM | Link to comment
FAKHER ! , where did u get that ?
Posted by: Elliot at 30 May 2008 10:55 AM | Link to comment
very bad advertisement! tobacco is bad for health! u shud mention 'not encouraging for adults too' haha!
Posted by: +ze|ing at 30 May 2008 10:56 AM | Link to comment
yes..id like to fakher...
Posted by: nonoi at 30 May 2008 10:56 AM | Link to comment
Ok bah, fakher then just fakher. It's not consider a bad name but interesting name instead, as it drew your attention eventually. Haha.
Posted by: Vincent Lee at 30 May 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment
wah lau en
all kind of fav
Posted by: jeremiah at 30 May 2008 11:00 AM | Link to comment
Just Fakher it.
Posted by: Joon at 30 May 2008 11:01 AM | Link to comment
im a sisha fahker then?LOL
Posted by: tw at 30 May 2008 11:02 AM | Link to comment
Lol
It is said that the government recommends sisha because it comes from Arab.
But doctors say sisha is something like smoking.
Equally bad.
That's why we must fakh it!
Posted by: Bryan at 30 May 2008 11:05 AM | Link to comment
I'm going to www.alfakher.com now! HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Kevin Chan at 30 May 2008 11:05 AM | Link to comment
rofl!!
Posted by: ojibala at 30 May 2008 11:16 AM | Link to comment
how much it cost for a sisha session?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 11:17 AM | Link to comment
Ha...cuba teka....jgn pikir yang bukan-bukan
tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk
2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai
3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais
4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki
5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik
6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol
7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
8) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah
9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?
10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?
Jangan lihat jawapan nya dulu
ini jawapannya:-
1) Masukkan benang dalam jarum
2) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah
3) MILO AIS
4) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.
5) Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam
6) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK
7) Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat
8) Panjat pokok kelapa
9) Kambing binATANG
10) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR
Posted by: datuk_one23 at 30 May 2008 11:18 AM | Link to comment
any kind of tobacco is bad for health, but i guess u can point out that hookah is better than cig because there is no tar in it
Posted by: mt at 30 May 2008 11:45 AM | Link to comment
where did u get this stuff?
Posted by: lololol at 30 May 2008 11:57 AM | Link to comment
Don't smoke Sisha, it's bad for health.
Posted by: Dheepan at 30 May 2008 12:03 PM | Link to comment
Is it some sort of condom?
Posted by: Maddie at 30 May 2008 12:09 PM | Link to comment
matherfakher.. durian flavour fakher. dun fakh with me plz.
Posted by: oo0oo at 30 May 2008 12:12 PM | Link to comment
i think sishas are tobacco free.
Posted by: lala at 30 May 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment
How does it feel like?
Posted by: windwalker at 30 May 2008 12:47 PM | Link to comment
woot~ fakher :P
Posted by: barghers.com at 30 May 2008 12:49 PM | Link to comment
w.t.f.
Posted by: Kay at 30 May 2008 12:50 PM | Link to comment
al fakher= Go FUCK ON SISHA!!!!
Posted by: niCOLE.C at 30 May 2008 12:53 PM | Link to comment
what the fakher?!
Posted by: Geek at 30 May 2008 1:15 PM | Link to comment
its about time you blogged about this! been smoking this brand for awhile now, and i can say that its Farkher-ing good :D
Posted by: WOOT at 30 May 2008 1:21 PM | Link to comment
fakhim.
Posted by: yy<3 at 30 May 2008 1:25 PM | Link to comment
I tried sisha once. Is it really bad for health? cuz my friend told me that it doesn't contain nicotine. tat's y...
Posted by: Jimmy at 30 May 2008 1:35 PM | Link to comment
The fakheress were being fakhed by a fakhing god
Posted by: haha at 30 May 2008 1:37 PM | Link to comment
Welcome to flavour country. We've heard of the the 'Marlboro Man' but now we can have 'Fakher man'. Can just imagine this, see him rounding up wild dates and riding high upon his camel(oops thats already a brand name) into the sunset.
Check out the alfakher.com and make sure you have geniune product. Apparently some fakhers are copying these products.
Posted by: Jeff at 30 May 2008 1:56 PM | Link to comment
sometimes they didnt think b4 they give a name, just ask other ppl for their opinion la..
lol
and got ppl spamming around...
too bad.
i need to scroll like mad only can post a comment
Posted by: joshuatly at 30 May 2008 1:56 PM | Link to comment
imagine how its pronounced! ahahahakz
Posted by: mishka at 30 May 2008 2:04 PM | Link to comment
is it cigarrete
Posted by: wei at 30 May 2008 2:15 PM | Link to comment
ooo, i know i know sisha~ the smell very strong o... can get a 2nd hand smoke very easily.
Posted by: Senel at 30 May 2008 2:41 PM | Link to comment
geez, kenny...
Posted by: e at 30 May 2008 3:18 PM | Link to comment
i'll fakher too
Posted by: steve at 30 May 2008 3:31 PM | Link to comment
Wow!The first time ever I heard a non-living thing that has gender.lolz!
Posted by: BWLH at 30 May 2008 4:12 PM | Link to comment
I would like to talk about the BALAGAN, (sorry i dont know where else should i comment) .
Hey Kenny , i was there last nite for the BALAGAN , it was really cool ! Where did you sit? I did not see you there??
Posted by: sandy at 30 May 2008 4:39 PM | Link to comment
I just hate smokers...
I seriously wonder why they wanna pay to destroy their health....
Posted by: GraceOng at 30 May 2008 5:31 PM | Link to comment
datuk_one23,
very funny jokes.
*laugh till jatuh kerusi*
Posted by: [G]cheryl[min] at 30 May 2008 5:50 PM | Link to comment
It is funny, Fakher~
Posted by: DSvT at 30 May 2008 5:52 PM | Link to comment
smoking one is equals to 2 or 3 packs of cigarettes. scientific proven.
Posted by: kloong at 30 May 2008 6:03 PM | Link to comment
It gets funnier when you visit the alfakher website! REALLY!
http://hamletshero.blogspot.com/2008/05/al-fakher-and-hookas.html
You must visit their company website to get the whole joke! (:
Posted by: Kevin Chan at 30 May 2008 6:31 PM | Link to comment
You were beaten to it. http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html
Posted by: Hyperair at 30 May 2008 6:34 PM | Link to comment
I LIKE THE NAME
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: elison at 30 May 2008 6:39 PM | Link to comment
I go see again the entry it looks like FAK HER.
Posted by: elison at 30 May 2008 6:41 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yoyoyoyo fakher smoker
Posted by: rynne at 30 May 2008 6:55 PM | Link to comment
i saw sisha in the bedouine camp during my desert safari tour in dubai.. but didn't try it.. guess i'm not a fakher :D
Posted by: RealGunners at 30 May 2008 7:49 PM | Link to comment
lol.. at the counter:
can i hv fakher pls?
Posted by: kennys at 30 May 2008 8:11 PM | Link to comment
Best flavour for shisha is a combo of double apple + grape.
Posted by: Azman at 30 May 2008 8:39 PM | Link to comment
fakher... HAHHAA i tot u were doing an ad at 1st. but probably ended one anyway ha! haha
Posted by: abby at 30 May 2008 8:51 PM | Link to comment
hahaha. funny man. serious.
Posted by: syahid at 30 May 2008 9:19 PM | Link to comment
al-fakher is one of the higher quality flavoured tobaccos for shisha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 9:34 PM | Link to comment
sisha is good for digestion.
serious!
Posted by: dy at 30 May 2008 9:36 PM | Link to comment
PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleven!11
I did this in my previous post too.
http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html
Posted by: LXN at 30 May 2008 9:54 PM | Link to comment
hey i saw ya on tv just now, your ad is out.
Posted by: wenhuiz at 30 May 2008 10:26 PM | Link to comment
Hey dude - people pronounce it 'al-fakheeeer', fakker...
Posted by: XXShish at 30 May 2008 10:52 PM | Link to comment
Lol I fakher= fucker
Posted by: oo at 30 May 2008 11:12 PM | Link to comment
OMG~ I want to faint edy. Which markerter damn stupiak ar? =.=
Posted by: Catherine at 30 May 2008 11:23 PM | Link to comment
LOLz
wtf
nice explore again
so kenny, did u get any for urself as collection?
haha
Posted by: Ren at 30 May 2008 11:39 PM | Link to comment
Apa? SISA-SISHA TOBACCO.real fakher.
"HAPPY GAWAI DAY & HARVEST FESTIVAL" TO SARAWAKIAN"
CHEERS.NGIRUP TUAK KENNY
Posted by: BorneoMan at 30 May 2008 11:42 PM | Link to comment
haha... i dunno if al-fakher or not... XD
Posted by: YuV at 31 May 2008 12:07 AM | Link to comment
LOL, you seem to have any eye for stuff like this.
Posted by: leongsoon at 31 May 2008 12:38 AM | Link to comment
come on! fak me! hahahahah!
Posted by: kwen at 31 May 2008 12:48 AM | Link to comment
Yuck! No way, is just as same as smoking anyways. =/
But interesting flavors too. =X
Posted by: HuiHuiakaTara at 31 May 2008 1:53 AM | Link to comment
Its normal to take sisha in Moscow! Services are all available in any restaurant~ Either the most high class or lowest class one. And of course the culture came from middle east, In Dubai and Turkey~ Everywhere!!!
But I YET to try! LOL
Posted by: Bie at 31 May 2008 5:30 AM | Link to comment
okay that was just really lame..
but yeah its pronounced as fa-KHHH-er, but i guess its hard on asian tongues... its one of the best brands of tobacco...
at least u blogged i guess
Posted by: tt at 31 May 2008 6:00 AM | Link to comment
ha ha fak her. i get it. not funny.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 May 2008 7:11 AM | Link to comment
I'll-FARK-HER
Hahaha!! Since there is Strawberry Fakher and Two Apples Fakher, Kenny I think you should urge them to make one DOUBLE COCONUT Fakher for your sake!! Then you could be involved in another advertisement!!
Posted by: CT at 31 May 2008 8:59 AM | Link to comment
Fakher means smoke?
Posted by: Seizhin at 31 May 2008 11:26 AM | Link to comment
lol...you and your never ending word interpretation. Very creative! XD
Posted by: Esther N at 31 May 2008 11:40 AM | Link to comment
I thought I saw something like 'fu*ker' then only realize its 'i'll f*ck her'
...
Posted by: Jo C. at 31 May 2008 11:47 AM | Link to comment
fakh me
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 May 2008 11:49 AM | Link to comment
Its how you pronounce it.
Fakher = Fucker
Fakher = Fakhir
The first one as u all think of.
Secondly it can be pronounced as fakir which mean very poor or hardcore poor.
Posted by: zach at 31 May 2008 1:24 PM | Link to comment
but how i pronounce it is al fakher = All Fark Her
Hahahah! do u want to "fark her" ?
Lets "All Fark Her!" woooo!
Posted by: - L e O - at 31 May 2008 1:35 PM | Link to comment
I recommend ladies using it.... it's flavoured too
Posted by: alfakher sa at 31 May 2008 2:34 PM | Link to comment
shut the fakher up!
Posted by: dr.stan at 31 May 2008 4:05 PM | Link to comment
err what is fakher hor?
Posted by: nocturnal killer at 31 May 2008 4:27 PM | Link to comment
err the name very rude. how do ladys wear them?
Posted by: nocturnal killer at 31 May 2008 4:28 PM | Link to comment
Woot! Interesting product! And OMFG + wtf, there's a website for it.. www.alfakher.com.. comes wif several languages too! LMAO..
Man.. naming conventions cudnt be more interesting than this!
Posted by: Jeff at 31 May 2008 5:30 PM | Link to comment
oh fa-KH-er means superior in arabic... so what do u guys know..
Posted by: tt at 31 May 2008 8:47 PM | Link to comment
what's wrong with that? u guys are weird.
Posted by: da at 31 May 2008 9:11 PM | Link to comment
It is actually pronounced " Al Faa kher " or " Al Faa khar " and not like u think of.
There's an " alif " between the character " fa " and " kha " for the purpose of stretching the " fa " i.e " faa ".
Btw, for Adults Only = " Lil Baalighiina Faqat "
Posted by: Ar Rijal at 31 May 2008 10:35 PM | Link to comment
sounds very very wrong.
al sounds like " i will"
fakher sounds like "fuck U"
so it goes " i will fuck u!"..........
call me lame laaaaaaa
Posted by: Yi May at 01 June 2008 11:21 PM | Link to comment
Sounds like some sex toys to me lol. Condom?
Posted by: kereta at 02 June 2008 4:35 PM | Link to comment
I lookedup on shisha before...apprently doctors says its much, much worse compared to smoking because of a few factors which includes the absence of a filter and not to mention you're smoking pure tobacco.
Posted by: Apple at 03 June 2008 12:17 AM | Link to comment
I would say that it's a brilliant brand name! It captured the attention, what all brands would want to achieve.
Just imagine how much more attention it would capture if it was named "Al Fakhim" ...
Coca-Cola, eat your heart out:p
Posted by: sh at 03 June 2008 4:33 AM | Link to comment
haha shishha is fun! :P
n bad 4health 2!
enjoy life while u still can :P
fakher
Posted by: pupu at 03 June 2008 11:46 PM | Link to comment
Smoking is definitely bad for health dude~
Posted by: Vicky at 04 June 2008 1:12 PM | Link to comment
pronounced as al fakir u idiot!!
next time ask 1st how to pronounce then only make fun can?
Posted by: lovey at 09 June 2008 5:59 PM | Link to comment
Well, take it lightly everyone..have some humour sense..why take it so serious?
Posted by: Nur Sarah Lam at 10 June 2008 11:12 AM | Link to comment
That is just to make you all laugh so that you will have a sisha with more fun topic to have a chat with your friend.
Posted by: David Chew at 17 June 2008 5:47 PM | Link to comment
Sure feels like trying a Fakher now.
Posted by: Kay Kastum at 02 July 2008 5:11 AM | Link to comment
It's look n sound like a CONDOM advertisements. With an apple n strawberry flavour n it's only for adults. Condom advertisement shud move to the next ERA of advertisements. Put a big picture of an apple n strawberry then a big italic words "ADULTS ONLY - 1000MM THICKNESS" . What a "Fakher" idea.....
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 July 2008 10:27 AM | Link to comment
If you are worried about your health but love the occasional
hooka session, I suggest you look into smoke filters that can be attached to the end of your hose! It will help filter out a lot of the nefarious toxins!
Posted by: hookalova at 25 August 2008 9:15 AM | Link to comment


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