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30 May 2008

Short Talk:

BALAGAN is not a word you use to scold people. It is the name of the circus I watched last night.

I enjoyed the show. It is not Cirque du Soliel, but it's close enough. The Cirque-style act has all the right ingredients of theatre, stunts and comedy, and together they make for a pretty entertaining night out.


Bad Name For A Sisha Tobacco

Would you like to put this in your mouth?

Experience the Incomparable Special Taste of Al Fakher.

There's many different types of flavours available, including Strawberry Fakher and the very popular Two Apples Fakher.

Needless to say, sisha smoking is bad for your health. Kids are not allowed to Fakher.

Will you Fakher?


:: Posted by Kenny at 7:49 AM | Link | Facebook It
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95 Comments:

interesting comparison

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 10:51 AM | Link to comment

you're a fakher

Posted by: cool at 30 May 2008 10:54 AM | Link to comment

FAKHER ! , where did u get that ?

Posted by: Elliot at 30 May 2008 10:55 AM | Link to comment

very bad advertisement! tobacco is bad for health! u shud mention 'not encouraging for adults too' haha!

Posted by: +ze|ing at 30 May 2008 10:56 AM | Link to comment

yes..id like to fakher...

Posted by: nonoi at 30 May 2008 10:56 AM | Link to comment

Ok bah, fakher then just fakher. It's not consider a bad name but interesting name instead, as it drew your attention eventually. Haha.

Posted by: Vincent Lee at 30 May 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment

wah lau en

all kind of fav

Posted by: jeremiah at 30 May 2008 11:00 AM | Link to comment

Just Fakher it.

Posted by: Joon at 30 May 2008 11:01 AM | Link to comment

im a sisha fahker then?LOL

Posted by: tw at 30 May 2008 11:02 AM | Link to comment

Lol
It is said that the government recommends sisha because it comes from Arab.
But doctors say sisha is something like smoking.
Equally bad.
That's why we must fakh it!

Posted by: Bryan at 30 May 2008 11:05 AM | Link to comment

I'm going to www.alfakher.com now! HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Kevin Chan at 30 May 2008 11:05 AM | Link to comment

rofl!!

Posted by: ojibala at 30 May 2008 11:16 AM | Link to comment

how much it cost for a sisha session?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 11:17 AM | Link to comment

Ha...cuba teka....jgn pikir yang bukan-bukan
tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jangan lihat jawapan nya dulu

ini jawapannya:-

1) Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah

3) MILO AIS

4) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.

5) Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam

6) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK

7) Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Kambing binATANG

10) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

Posted by: datuk_one23 at 30 May 2008 11:18 AM | Link to comment

any kind of tobacco is bad for health, but i guess u can point out that hookah is better than cig because there is no tar in it

Posted by: mt at 30 May 2008 11:45 AM | Link to comment

where did u get this stuff?

Posted by: lololol at 30 May 2008 11:57 AM | Link to comment

Don't smoke Sisha, it's bad for health.

Posted by: Dheepan at 30 May 2008 12:03 PM | Link to comment

Is it some sort of condom?

Posted by: Maddie at 30 May 2008 12:09 PM | Link to comment

matherfakher.. durian flavour fakher. dun fakh with me plz.

Posted by: oo0oo at 30 May 2008 12:12 PM | Link to comment

i think sishas are tobacco free.

Posted by: lala at 30 May 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment

How does it feel like?

Posted by: windwalker at 30 May 2008 12:47 PM | Link to comment

woot~ fakher :P

Posted by: barghers.com at 30 May 2008 12:49 PM | Link to comment

w.t.f.

Posted by: Kay at 30 May 2008 12:50 PM | Link to comment

al fakher= Go FUCK ON SISHA!!!!

Posted by: niCOLE.C at 30 May 2008 12:53 PM | Link to comment

what the fakher?!

Posted by: Geek at 30 May 2008 1:15 PM | Link to comment

its about time you blogged about this! been smoking this brand for awhile now, and i can say that its Farkher-ing good :D

Posted by: WOOT at 30 May 2008 1:21 PM | Link to comment

fakhim.

Posted by: yy<3 at 30 May 2008 1:25 PM | Link to comment

I tried sisha once. Is it really bad for health? cuz my friend told me that it doesn't contain nicotine. tat's y...

Posted by: Jimmy at 30 May 2008 1:35 PM | Link to comment

The fakheress were being fakhed by a fakhing god

Posted by: haha at 30 May 2008 1:37 PM | Link to comment

Welcome to flavour country. We've heard of the the 'Marlboro Man' but now we can have 'Fakher man'. Can just imagine this, see him rounding up wild dates and riding high upon his camel(oops thats already a brand name) into the sunset.
Check out the alfakher.com and make sure you have geniune product. Apparently some fakhers are copying these products.

Posted by: Jeff at 30 May 2008 1:56 PM | Link to comment

sometimes they didnt think b4 they give a name, just ask other ppl for their opinion la..
lol

and got ppl spamming around...
too bad.
i need to scroll like mad only can post a comment

Posted by: joshuatly at 30 May 2008 1:56 PM | Link to comment

imagine how its pronounced! ahahahakz

Posted by: mishka at 30 May 2008 2:04 PM | Link to comment

is it cigarrete

Posted by: wei at 30 May 2008 2:15 PM | Link to comment

ooo, i know i know sisha~ the smell very strong o... can get a 2nd hand smoke very easily.

Posted by: Senel at 30 May 2008 2:41 PM | Link to comment

geez, kenny...

Posted by: e at 30 May 2008 3:18 PM | Link to comment

i'll fakher too

Posted by: steve at 30 May 2008 3:31 PM | Link to comment

Wow!The first time ever I heard a non-living thing that has gender.lolz!

Posted by: BWLH at 30 May 2008 4:12 PM | Link to comment

I would like to talk about the BALAGAN, (sorry i dont know where else should i comment) .
Hey Kenny , i was there last nite for the BALAGAN , it was really cool ! Where did you sit? I did not see you there??

Posted by: sandy at 30 May 2008 4:39 PM | Link to comment

I just hate smokers...

I seriously wonder why they wanna pay to destroy their health....

Posted by: GraceOng at 30 May 2008 5:31 PM | Link to comment

datuk_one23,
very funny jokes.
*laugh till jatuh kerusi*

Posted by: [G]cheryl[min] at 30 May 2008 5:50 PM | Link to comment

It is funny, Fakher~

Posted by: DSvT at 30 May 2008 5:52 PM | Link to comment

smoking one is equals to 2 or 3 packs of cigarettes. scientific proven.

Posted by: kloong at 30 May 2008 6:03 PM | Link to comment

It gets funnier when you visit the alfakher website! REALLY!

http://hamletshero.blogspot.com/2008/05/al-fakher-and-hookas.html

You must visit their company website to get the whole joke! (:

Posted by: Kevin Chan at 30 May 2008 6:31 PM | Link to comment

You were beaten to it. http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html

Posted by: Hyperair at 30 May 2008 6:34 PM | Link to comment

I LIKE THE NAME
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: elison at 30 May 2008 6:39 PM | Link to comment

I go see again the entry it looks like FAK HER.

Posted by: elison at 30 May 2008 6:41 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yoyoyoyo fakher smoker

Posted by: rynne at 30 May 2008 6:55 PM | Link to comment

i saw sisha in the bedouine camp during my desert safari tour in dubai.. but didn't try it.. guess i'm not a fakher :D

Posted by: RealGunners at 30 May 2008 7:49 PM | Link to comment

lol.. at the counter:

can i hv fakher pls?

Posted by: kennys at 30 May 2008 8:11 PM | Link to comment

Best flavour for shisha is a combo of double apple + grape.

Posted by: Azman at 30 May 2008 8:39 PM | Link to comment

fakher... HAHHAA i tot u were doing an ad at 1st. but probably ended one anyway ha! haha

Posted by: abby at 30 May 2008 8:51 PM | Link to comment

hahaha. funny man. serious.

Posted by: syahid at 30 May 2008 9:19 PM | Link to comment

al-fakher is one of the higher quality flavoured tobaccos for shisha

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2008 9:34 PM | Link to comment

sisha is good for digestion.

serious!

Posted by: dy at 30 May 2008 9:36 PM | Link to comment

PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleven!11
I did this in my previous post too.
http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html

Posted by: LXN at 30 May 2008 9:54 PM | Link to comment

hey i saw ya on tv just now, your ad is out.

Posted by: wenhuiz at 30 May 2008 10:26 PM | Link to comment

Hey dude - people pronounce it 'al-fakheeeer', fakker...

Posted by: XXShish at 30 May 2008 10:52 PM | Link to comment

Lol I fakher= fucker

Posted by: oo at 30 May 2008 11:12 PM | Link to comment

OMG~ I want to faint edy. Which markerter damn stupiak ar? =.=

Posted by: Catherine at 30 May 2008 11:23 PM | Link to comment

LOLz

wtf

nice explore again

so kenny, did u get any for urself as collection?
haha

Posted by: Ren at 30 May 2008 11:39 PM | Link to comment

Apa? SISA-SISHA TOBACCO.real fakher.

"HAPPY GAWAI DAY & HARVEST FESTIVAL" TO SARAWAKIAN"

CHEERS.NGIRUP TUAK KENNY

Posted by: BorneoMan at 30 May 2008 11:42 PM | Link to comment

haha... i dunno if al-fakher or not... XD

Posted by: YuV at 31 May 2008 12:07 AM | Link to comment

LOL, you seem to have any eye for stuff like this.

Posted by: leongsoon at 31 May 2008 12:38 AM | Link to comment

come on! fak me! hahahahah!

Posted by: kwen at 31 May 2008 12:48 AM | Link to comment

Yuck! No way, is just as same as smoking anyways. =/

But interesting flavors too. =X

Posted by: HuiHuiakaTara at 31 May 2008 1:53 AM | Link to comment

Its normal to take sisha in Moscow! Services are all available in any restaurant~ Either the most high class or lowest class one. And of course the culture came from middle east, In Dubai and Turkey~ Everywhere!!!

But I YET to try! LOL

Posted by: Bie at 31 May 2008 5:30 AM | Link to comment

okay that was just really lame..

but yeah its pronounced as fa-KHHH-er, but i guess its hard on asian tongues... its one of the best brands of tobacco...

at least u blogged i guess

Posted by: tt at 31 May 2008 6:00 AM | Link to comment

ha ha fak her. i get it. not funny.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 May 2008 7:11 AM | Link to comment

I'll-FARK-HER

Hahaha!! Since there is Strawberry Fakher and Two Apples Fakher, Kenny I think you should urge them to make one DOUBLE COCONUT Fakher for your sake!! Then you could be involved in another advertisement!!

Posted by: CT at 31 May 2008 8:59 AM | Link to comment

Fakher means smoke?

Posted by: Seizhin at 31 May 2008 11:26 AM | Link to comment

lol...you and your never ending word interpretation. Very creative! XD

Posted by: Esther N at 31 May 2008 11:40 AM | Link to comment

I thought I saw something like 'fu*ker' then only realize its 'i'll f*ck her'

...

Posted by: Jo C. at 31 May 2008 11:47 AM | Link to comment

fakh me


Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 May 2008 11:49 AM | Link to comment

Its how you pronounce it.
Fakher = Fucker
Fakher = Fakhir

The first one as u all think of.
Secondly it can be pronounced as fakir which mean very poor or hardcore poor.

Posted by: zach at 31 May 2008 1:24 PM | Link to comment

but how i pronounce it is al fakher = All Fark Her

Hahahah! do u want to "fark her" ?

Lets "All Fark Her!" woooo!

Posted by: - L e O - at 31 May 2008 1:35 PM | Link to comment

I recommend ladies using it.... it's flavoured too

Posted by: alfakher sa at 31 May 2008 2:34 PM | Link to comment

shut the fakher up!

Posted by: dr.stan at 31 May 2008 4:05 PM | Link to comment

err what is fakher hor?

Posted by: nocturnal killer at 31 May 2008 4:27 PM | Link to comment

err the name very rude. how do ladys wear them?

Posted by: nocturnal killer at 31 May 2008 4:28 PM | Link to comment

Woot! Interesting product! And OMFG + wtf, there's a website for it.. www.alfakher.com.. comes wif several languages too! LMAO..

Man.. naming conventions cudnt be more interesting than this!

Posted by: Jeff at 31 May 2008 5:30 PM | Link to comment

oh fa-KH-er means superior in arabic... so what do u guys know..

Posted by: tt at 31 May 2008 8:47 PM | Link to comment

what's wrong with that? u guys are weird.

Posted by: da at 31 May 2008 9:11 PM | Link to comment

It is actually pronounced " Al Faa kher " or " Al Faa khar " and not like u think of.

There's an " alif " between the character " fa " and " kha " for the purpose of stretching the " fa " i.e " faa ".

Btw, for Adults Only = " Lil Baalighiina Faqat "

Posted by: Ar Rijal at 31 May 2008 10:35 PM | Link to comment

sounds very very wrong.

al sounds like " i will"
fakher sounds like "fuck U"
so it goes " i will fuck u!"..........


call me lame laaaaaaa

Posted by: Yi May at 01 June 2008 11:21 PM | Link to comment

Sounds like some sex toys to me lol. Condom?

Posted by: kereta at 02 June 2008 4:35 PM | Link to comment

I lookedup on shisha before...apprently doctors says its much, much worse compared to smoking because of a few factors which includes the absence of a filter and not to mention you're smoking pure tobacco.

Posted by: Apple at 03 June 2008 12:17 AM | Link to comment

I would say that it's a brilliant brand name! It captured the attention, what all brands would want to achieve.
Just imagine how much more attention it would capture if it was named "Al Fakhim" ...
Coca-Cola, eat your heart out:p

Posted by: sh at 03 June 2008 4:33 AM | Link to comment

haha shishha is fun! :P
n bad 4health 2!
enjoy life while u still can :P
fakher

Posted by: pupu at 03 June 2008 11:46 PM | Link to comment

Smoking is definitely bad for health dude~

Posted by: Vicky at 04 June 2008 1:12 PM | Link to comment

pronounced as al fakir u idiot!!
next time ask 1st how to pronounce then only make fun can?

Posted by: lovey at 09 June 2008 5:59 PM | Link to comment

Well, take it lightly everyone..have some humour sense..why take it so serious?

Posted by: Nur Sarah Lam at 10 June 2008 11:12 AM | Link to comment

That is just to make you all laugh so that you will have a sisha with more fun topic to have a chat with your friend.

Posted by: David Chew at 17 June 2008 5:47 PM | Link to comment

Sure feels like trying a Fakher now.

Posted by: Kay Kastum at 02 July 2008 5:11 AM | Link to comment

It's look n sound like a CONDOM advertisements. With an apple n strawberry flavour n it's only for adults. Condom advertisement shud move to the next ERA of advertisements. Put a big picture of an apple n strawberry then a big italic words "ADULTS ONLY - 1000MM THICKNESS" . What a "Fakher" idea.....

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 July 2008 10:27 AM | Link to comment

If you are worried about your health but love the occasional
hooka session, I suggest you look into smoke filters that can be attached to the end of your hose! It will help filter out a lot of the nefarious toxins!

Posted by: hookalova at 25 August 2008 9:15 AM | Link to comment

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