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31 January 2008

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The kennysia.com Detox Plan

There's this bad habit I have that I'm trying very hard to shake off.

I know I have a weight issue. The only thing more painful about my performance on Deal Or No Deal, is watching my ownself on TV with love handles all spilled out from the side of my pants.

I cringed everytime I see myself on TV. Whoever said "being on TV adds ten pounds on you" is a bloody liar because it's not ten pounds, mate. It's A GAZILLION POUNDS.

It's not like I have problems losing weight either. I know I can lose weight. After strict dieting and training for the Penang Bridge marathon last year, almost 5kg of disgusting fat melted right off my waist. At 80kg, I was feeling good about myself.

But the trouble I have is keeping that WEIGHT OFF.

Exercising regularly is no problems for me. What I am guilty of is bad dieting.

Living in a place like Kuching where all the delicious, yummy, fat, oily food are all just a minute and 5 bucks away, eating a good healthy meal is the most difficult part of my weight loss plan.

Try going into any foodcourt in Kuching and ask for something that is not meat, not rice, not noodles, not fried and not oily. I guarantee they'll look back at you weird like your zipper is undone.

The bad habit I have is this.

Because it's so hard not to give in to the temptations of Kuching food, I sometimes practise The Cancellation Method™ of dieting. What that means is that I reward myself with food based on how hard I worked out.

Ran 30 minutes at Reservoir Park? Have a bowl of laksa.

Spent an hour in the gym? Reward yourself some fried chicken wings.

Did 42km at the Penang Marathon? Go eat the whole freakin' Expert Food Court!

Needless to say, I gained back all the weight I lost. AND THEN SOME.

To make matters worse, it seems like I had a bit too much "joy to the world" and yuletide over last Christmas. I stepped on the scales this morning.

To my horror, this is what I saw.

Holy mother of... 88.5KG!??!

How did I gained 8.5kg so suddenly?

What the hell did I eat over Christmas? SANTA CLAUS?!

This does not bode well for me. We're filming Malaysian Dreamgirl in two weeks, and I'd hate to look like an elephant sitting next to Elaine Daly.

Because of this and other undisclosed reasons (hint: trouble fitting into my pants), I hereby announce that as the first act of my belated Chinese new year's resolution, I, Kenny Sia, will be embarking on a detox diet.

This is what it's gonna entail:

- 5 days non-stop detoxing
- cup of detox tea every morning
- only fresh organic fruits and vegies for meals after that
- eat only when hunger sets in, none at other times
- no meat, no rice, no oil, no bread, no alcohol, no coffee
- of course, drink BUCKET LOADS of water

Detox is a good part to any weight loss plan. The purpose of detox is to allow the toxins in the body to be cleansed off thoroughly. Cleaner intenstines means better absorption of nutrients, and hopefully that translates to a healthier body.

I really should be doing this more often, to "clean the pipes" so to speak. I have a feeling the "passageways are blocked" and the garbage ain't getting out the system as often as I like them to.

Besides, I've been partying too much and eating quite unhealthily as of late. My pimples are already breaking out like mad, so it definitely looks like I'm in desperate need of a detoxification.

To make it work better, I'm gonna be taking this detox tea called TruDtox.

There are heaps of detox supplements out there and a lot of them are quite expensive. Thankfully this one is quite alright, costing just RM27 for a 5-day plan at Watson's after discount. Florence recommended it to me after having good experience with it, saying that it doesn't give the "explosive diarrhoea" effect that most other supplements would.

That is always a good thing. The last thing I want happening during this time of the year is for my boss to call me in to review my salary, only to see me cringe my face badly because I'm holding my poop in.

How I look like when I hold my fart

Yes, one unfortunate side effect of detox is that you are gonna fart and poop a lot. And they're gonna stink bad.

Real bad.

Like worse than fish market + rotten eggs + ANTHRAX + Steven Lim kinda bad.

It's unfortunate that detoxing your body will cause your fart to smell fishier than VK Lingam's testimonies. I mean, how else are the toxins gonna come out from your body right?

After all, detoxing is like giving the wardrobe a bit of spring cleaning before every Chinese New Year to clear out all the unwanted crap.

Except with detoxing, you don't literally put your "crap" inside a cardboard box, seal it off and send it to charity.

That wouldn't be too nice, would it?

Anyway, I'm gonna try this out and publish my results here when I'm done.

Over the next five days do not tempt me with kolo mee, laksa or fast food joints. I mean it.

Else I shall unleash my deadly "detox fart" in your face.

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184 Comments:

Please do not unleash your fart in the public!

People will FAINT!

lol.

Posted by: Grace at 31 January 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment

wish you all the best...can't wait to see the result. You should get the company that sells the detox kit to endorse you,,

Posted by: deming at 31 January 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment

Yes...I'm Number 3...

Posted by: Windwalker at 31 January 2008 9:27 PM | Link to comment

i tink its sad that even guys are prone to bouts of extreme dieting. detox or not. well, all the best though.

Posted by: aini at 31 January 2008 9:29 PM | Link to comment

stupid laggggg computer.. i hope im still 1st..

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 January 2008 9:30 PM | Link to comment

hi is me jeremiah ngui you meet at king centre for the fashion show wow kenny it was a blessing to know you also that time
sorry i was fat i guess im the right person drinking the tea wow haha i need the tea

how life been

nice saying you said you are fat ok la

any where i try to lose weight can not how kenny help me


bye just me jeremiah here

reply me when you are free ok

Posted by: jeremiah at 31 January 2008 9:33 PM | Link to comment

wow...you are as tall as i am....

btw, i am the shortest guy among my bunch of friends....are you??

and i need to lose some weight too.haha

Posted by: Justin Koh at 31 January 2008 9:34 PM | Link to comment

Don't simply unleash your fart!

Posted by: Windwalker at 31 January 2008 9:34 PM | Link to comment

ok sobs im not 1st anymore.. >.

but i miss kampua in kch soooo much..

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 January 2008 9:35 PM | Link to comment

LOL

All the best, Kenny :)
I think I also want to do a detox..after CNY! :D

Posted by: Evelin at 31 January 2008 9:36 PM | Link to comment

hey!saw u gain a lil weight since i saw u at Sunway Lagoon few weeks back, go vege!ur shit sure stinks, but at least it comes out FAST wif all da fibres!

Posted by: Ice-Cream at 31 January 2008 9:39 PM | Link to comment

Easy come easy go man. Long term plans are the way to go, burn fats at a moderate and consistent rate, otherwise you are probably just flushing out water weight. Anyway good luck :)

Posted by: JIB-89 [TypeKey Profile Page] at 31 January 2008 9:40 PM | Link to comment

I never actually believe in these detox thinggy..

Or what I call "korban iklan."

Though, good luck, and tell us of the result =P

Posted by: Seizhin at 31 January 2008 9:44 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny!! Good luck in your detox programme. Hope that you can lose whatever you need to lose. maybe i should try your programme as well haha

Posted by: winghoh at 31 January 2008 9:51 PM | Link to comment

Kenny,

CNY is around the corner. If you managed to shed off some weight, what about CNY? Won't you be tempted to eat all those cookies, mandarin oranges, and beer while gambling?

:P

Posted by: wee123 at 31 January 2008 9:57 PM | Link to comment

I look forward to the results... And the farting incidents... This is going to be one hell of a week... ;-p

Posted by: Aldric at 31 January 2008 10:01 PM | Link to comment

I think he meant by 5 working days...

Posted by: Aldric at 31 January 2008 10:02 PM | Link to comment

hey! i tried that Tru Dtox thing too...worked quite well,but the pain before lettin go was baaad!
but i felt so much herm lighter after dat haha!

Posted by: miss lin at 31 January 2008 10:07 PM | Link to comment

good luck in ur dieting plan!!! and control! =p

Posted by: Jimmy at 31 January 2008 10:10 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha.. eat grass lah~~ XD

All the best to u Kenny! Jia you.. hehehe~

Posted by: Mandy at 31 January 2008 10:29 PM | Link to comment

Fried Kuey Teow !! YUM YUM LOL!!

Posted by: vincent at 31 January 2008 10:36 PM | Link to comment

Follow my detox method, it's really working!
1st-3rd days pre detox from only white meat->Vege only->only vege without cook
4-6th day: detox where only drink foods+veges juice! Vege>fruit ratio....don't bite anything to avoid that motion release some kind of enzim.
7-9th: pre detox backward, only vege without cook->vege only->only white meat

Posted by: CK at 31 January 2008 10:39 PM | Link to comment

u dun fart in ppl's face, u fart at/on ppl's face

Posted by: mistake at 31 January 2008 10:39 PM | Link to comment

Take it easy man, Burn your fats in moderate rate is the best! Gud luck in your DETOXING plan

Posted by: Ryan at 31 January 2008 10:41 PM | Link to comment

all the best to you kenny!=DD we certainly do not want to see a giant-sized elephant sitting next to Elaine Daly. lol!=DDD

and please remember to persist on even after that 5 working days. if not.. every single farting and shitting effort is just going to be futile..=PP

JIA YOU!!!=DDDDD

Posted by: lol at 31 January 2008 10:47 PM | Link to comment

oh i've tried the TruDtox before and I experienced serious stomachache right after that, not unlike diarrhea! Of course it's meant to clean up the systems but you've got to be prepared for the pain ok. It takes roughly 8hours to take effect. Do share with us whether you have the pain as well. :)

Posted by: iamthewitch at 31 January 2008 10:51 PM | Link to comment

OoooOoo. Good luck. I most people who go on such drastic fruit diets feel very lethargic for the first few days.

You might want to consider eating more high density fruit such as mangoes and bananas during lunch so you don't completely zone out on a stomach full of only fiber and fluids :)

Posted by: spirit3d at 31 January 2008 10:54 PM | Link to comment

yikes, your toenails are very dirty!!!

Posted by: kanasai at 31 January 2008 10:55 PM | Link to comment

if trudtox did not work, try sendayu tinggi. hahaha.

Posted by: Syahid A. at 31 January 2008 10:58 PM | Link to comment

What you need is a change of lifestyle with regards to your eating, not a quick detox plan.

Posted by: xyz at 31 January 2008 11:12 PM | Link to comment

it'll be a waste of time n effort.
if ure gonna eat crap again after those 5 days.

Posted by: zeni at 31 January 2008 11:15 PM | Link to comment

Hey that's a cool weighing scale! Can input age and height to get total body fat? Nifty.

And about your diet, how about asking Osim to sponsor the massage chair, uZap, uPapa, uMama, uSister and Zap those fat away while you sleep? Use all the uFamily together for 5 days non-stop, guaranteed lose weight (or a trip to the hospital :p )

Heheh, uZap jokes never get old... But seriously though, good luck with your detox plan! Jia You!

Posted by: Ãngelu§ at 31 January 2008 11:17 PM | Link to comment

You gonna need lots of toilet paper, just in case...

Posted by: Ewww at 31 January 2008 11:22 PM | Link to comment

you can try Juvanex,too. It's a seven day detox plan, which is less stressful to your body system, and it works. but of course, pricer than trudtox.

Posted by: tINg` at 31 January 2008 11:22 PM | Link to comment

kenny dude,
There is no real way to lose fat over a period of 2 weeks effectively to see a lot of results other than to starve urself completely like u r planning to.

A person can only lose 1lb of fats a found healthily without losing too much muscle mass.

The way you are eating without any meat will lead to loss of lotsa muscle mass. no meat=no protein=no muscle.

That is why you have trouble keeping ur weight off. Metabolic damage.

Anyways, good luck.

Posted by: tjun at 31 January 2008 11:26 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny! try to take some dancing classes. It really helps .

Posted by: Emilycs at 31 January 2008 11:29 PM | Link to comment

kenny u need to wash ur feet more frequently. they look so... full of dirt -.-

Posted by: eugene at 31 January 2008 11:30 PM | Link to comment

gamabteh! hope ur detox plan will be a success!

Posted by: cindyluv at 31 January 2008 11:32 PM | Link to comment

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/09/14/healthmag.detox.diets/index.html?eref=rss_health

Posted by: walter at 31 January 2008 11:45 PM | Link to comment

Good Luck Kenny!!

Posted by: Szue May Goh at 31 January 2008 11:46 PM | Link to comment

isee...

Posted by: kenji at 31 January 2008 11:49 PM | Link to comment

My plan work during puasa season.. lost 10 kg..

after that? back to normal..hahahaha

krazl
www.krazl.com

Posted by: krazl at 31 January 2008 11:51 PM | Link to comment

Aiya!kenny.can tahan or not without meat,rice,tiger beer & KFC.Umm...yummy..yummy..u diet from monday to friday.then u hamtam banyak banyak on weekend to compensate back.
i think u need girlfriend to help u to clean your toenails,ha..ha....good luck!

Posted by: BUFFALO at 01 February 2008 12:08 AM | Link to comment

whoa..thats like a huge leap ur taking.it aint easy to just detox like that.ur body will get shock a bit and the feeling of no regular meals will make u even more hungry.
detox is cool but u gotta start slowly..step by step.if not, u might get sick easily.that would be something u wouldnt want before shooting that reality show.
think about it properly man..

Posted by: sue me at 01 February 2008 12:13 AM | Link to comment

u know what,
hmmm... im eating nasilemak with fried chicken and sambal sotong and then continue with asam laksa with fresh ice kacang and lastly a cold refreshing of coca cola...

yummy... u wan some?

heheheee...

Posted by: lala... at 01 February 2008 12:19 AM | Link to comment

lol kenny's so short

Posted by: LOL at 01 February 2008 12:20 AM | Link to comment

keep it up kenny!!

Posted by: tw at 01 February 2008 12:24 AM | Link to comment

Hmmm I think the only true way to lose weight is to...

(Brace yourself folks, it's not going to be pleasant)

...EXERCISE.

Sadly there's no way around it. No matter how little you take in you're not going to burn off fats running on a sedentary metabolic rate.

Unless of course you live in some war-torn African country and eat only mud-cakes - no the one with the rich chocolate toppings mind you - cakes actually made of mud meaning DIRT.

Posted by: Halobenzene at 01 February 2008 12:25 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, u are clearly doing some things wrong here. You said:

This is what it's gonna entail:

- 5 days non-stop detoxing
OK. This is good provided u do it for 5 days and not more.

- cup of detox tea every morning
It's better to take detox tea at night. That's when the body works to eliminate all forms of waste and toxins.

- only fresh organic fruits and vegies for meals after that
Hmmm. Fruits and veggies are good. But your body needs protein too. Carbs must be taken to prevent sudden hunger pang. But keep them low.

- eat only when hunger sets in, none at other times
THIS IS A HUGE MISTAKE, KENNY!
Have u heard of the tried and tested experts' words? "Eat less but more frequent". U need to eat small portions, like a handful of nuts, not more.Eat a few variety of small meals. Never let yourself go hungry. That's when the sugar level falls and u binge heavily after that!

- no meat, no rice, no oil, no bread, no alcohol, no coffee
I have to agree on this to some extend. But some fat-free, oil-free, skin-free meat is ok. Eat meat according to a quarter of the size of your palm and not thicker than your palm.

- of course, drink BUCKET LOADS of water
This is particular dangerous for people who already have weight issues. If u drink too much, u will have water retention. Make sure u drink with regular intervals and not too much at a go. Exercise and sweating is good to ensure water is not retain and cause lumpy flesh on your bode.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 February 2008 12:36 AM | Link to comment

r u sure u r having a healthy diet?
only takes fruits for 3 meals in a day?
among the 6 things u going to do, this sounds not a balance diet to me..

they said u can eat how many meals u like..
as long as u eat little in every meal..

a real case from myself..
try to cut down ur rice amount.. it helps
i lost about 4-5 KG within 1 month plus..
only that i realize rice is fattening..
other than that, i don restrict myself to eat delicious food..
hehe!

uphold ur determination! Good Luck!

Posted by: CuRRy at 01 February 2008 12:41 AM | Link to comment

waiting for result~~

Posted by: Senel at 01 February 2008 12:54 AM | Link to comment

R u sure you dont want to do the AFTER chinese new year? Hehe.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 February 2008 1:11 AM | Link to comment

Pedicure.

Posted by: Dax at 01 February 2008 1:20 AM | Link to comment

I don't know about detox tea, but the side effects don't sound worthwhile. Why not stick to your regular exercise regimen and drink oolong instead? Someone offers you laksa, you send it to me and I'll send you good oolong tea. No fishy gas.

Posted by: Dax at 01 February 2008 1:26 AM | Link to comment

fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken...yum yum...

Posted by: Fried Chicken at 01 February 2008 1:49 AM | Link to comment

eat little but many meals.....

count the amount of calories you eat everyday. for a guy, you should not exceed 2500 kcal perday.
the info on calories can be obtained from the package of food itself.

it's better to eat in rather than eat out. you can control your portion and ur calorie. let say, u want a chocolate today. you can have ur choc and reduce on other food. it is impossible to eliminate carbs coz by the end of ur detox plan, you will binge. you will gain the weight that you loose.

diet alone wont help. you have to exercise also.exercise must be constant.do not stop even after you have reached ur target.

Posted by: so-called aneroxic nutritionist at 01 February 2008 1:50 AM | Link to comment

First!

Posted by: Chronolisme at 01 February 2008 2:10 AM | Link to comment

Done it before and it's not as bad as you make it sound. I did the master cleanser detox for 10 days and you'll get over not eating after 2-3 days. It's better to seclude yourself away from people as you don't feel the temptation that much. But the bad thing is lots of clothes will be useless after this. I probably had to throw away USD500 worth of clothes.

Posted by: Justin at 01 February 2008 2:23 AM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, cool shoes...what brand is that? Please go clean your toenails ok? I think that adds to your 8.5kg Anyway... goodluck in your DTox-ing, why not go sswwhiming? I mean swimming.

Posted by: Chubby bubby at 01 February 2008 2:27 AM | Link to comment

Small suggestion.
Have the fruits before your meal.
Supposedly, fruits after meal is bad for digestion.

And hopefully your detox plan works.

Posted by: ChungChin at 01 February 2008 2:30 AM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny! Good luck and hopefully you'd be able to get the weight off! Oh btw, if you'd like to know how to curb your desires for rewarding yourself, i'd suggest that you keep some fruits/veg(celery sticks, carrots) next to you to munch on. It MIGHT help. Jia You!!

Karen x

Posted by: Karen at 01 February 2008 3:37 AM | Link to comment

Good Luck Kenny,

from personal experience...u don't wanna be going out for 1-2 weeks pending on your body digestive system. All hell will break lose.

Have fun in the bathroom. Pity your family for putting up with this.

Or just use the coke drink as an alternate solution. All the best... "Coke is better then Sprite".

Posted by: Fido Dido at 01 February 2008 4:25 AM | Link to comment

euww...ur nail is so dirty la kenny.lolz.

Posted by: kimi at 01 February 2008 4:37 AM | Link to comment

Very good detox plan to share with your readers. Hopefully you won't be looking huge as before after 5 days. Good luck to ya! :0)

Posted by: AhXiong at 01 February 2008 6:25 AM | Link to comment

come lah we go climb mt kilimanjaro. confirm lost 10kg wtf.

Posted by: pinkpau at 01 February 2008 6:42 AM | Link to comment

Steve Pavlina just finished his 30 day raw food trial, so good luck on your detox!!

I shall eat more 'grass' too for the sake of environment...

Posted by: Teo at 01 February 2008 7:07 AM | Link to comment

first thing foremost. I would like to kill you for including the link of steven lim's website and i watched it!. it almost kill me, please place a warning sign when you are about to link to such meetrowsaxsuwall ah beng website that would cause the pins and needle feeling on the back of my neck.

ok, dieting. the best is not cutting down everything you eat. Do loads of cardio about 30 to 45 minutes everyday, and 15 minutes of weights. hit to the sauna evryday after that. Wait for an hour after exercise then only you can eat meat and rice, if not, you will put on weight coz your body needs the energy replacements.

Most people make that mistake by attempting not to eat after their work out. so remember one hour after your workout and when you are doing your cardio make sure your heart beat is at 160 and maintain it for 30 minutes. do intervals on the cross trainers rather that the treadmill.

well all the best.

Posted by: HuntressMoon at 01 February 2008 7:52 AM | Link to comment

yeee....Kenny, you need to do something with you feet!!

Posted by: insomnia at 01 February 2008 8:14 AM | Link to comment

aiyo, i pity you-lah. With all the good foods around u, u can only see & "LAU NUA". Better become a monk.

i suggest u go to NAIL ME GOOD & ask the lady boss to nail you good. Hehehe...

Posted by: hotstuff at 01 February 2008 8:16 AM | Link to comment

Let me give u some tips: Two 'mat salleh' friend of mine did it and lost 25 - 30 kgs within 3 months!

How? This is what they eat and do for a min of three months:

Morning - only Oats for breakfast
Lunch - Anything that you want (preferable, something that can last you until dinner)
Dinner - Only fruits (all kinds of fruits)
Top up with an hour gym, no meals after 7pm
No Coke, No Chips, No french fries, No biscuits, No Beer and No Wine for at least three months during the diet period.

Both of my friend each weight at least 90kg++, now their scale remain ~70 - 75kg. Btw, they are at least 5ft 9in tall lor!
So, if you follow this diet... I think you can make it! Forget about all those detox programme or meals out there. It doesn't work!

Posted by: Amy at 01 February 2008 8:20 AM | Link to comment

goodluck

Posted by: Jessica at 01 February 2008 8:22 AM | Link to comment

Drink detox tea at night. Next morning guarantee will shit whatever toxic u took in the day before.

Eat your full meals so you won't binge. Loss of 10kgs and I manage to keep it off till now. Goodluck! :)

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 01 February 2008 8:36 AM | Link to comment

Hi there,
I have to agree with "I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK!". You should not eat when hunger sets in. The proper thing to do is to eat at proper time. Eating when hunger strikes or after skipping a meal will make you eat more without you noticing it.
Also, you should eat three moderate but balanced meals with snacks in between like he said. This is usually recommended to diabetics( though you are not diebetic :) ) who are watching their weights.
You should not totally avoid meat. Instead you should eat lean meat. Plus you can try low-carb diet. High carb intake will induce high insulin secretions which promote conversion of extra carb to fat. But that doesn't mean you should eat more meat and totally avoid carb. Moderation is the key.
Eating food with a bit of butter and cheese will prevent you from eating more as you will get full easily. This is because oily food increased stomach emptying time therefore you will be full easily and not hungry easily as well. However, excessive of these will do harm. So stay moderate.
Your plan of eating fruits and vege is a good thing as they contained fibers. Fibers will decrease the traveling time of food in the intestines, therefore reducing the contact time of toxins and your guts.
Finally, exercising is the next important thing. If you think you will get very hungry after exercising, try drinking milk after exercising. Milk contains quick and slow absorptive proteins. The quick ones will be used to build muscle and also repair those that are damaged after exercising. The slow ones will maintained the metabolism after the quick ones have been used up.

Hope it helps.

Posted by: Hades at 01 February 2008 8:48 AM | Link to comment

agree with amy,

you're destroying your metabolism by doing what you're intending to do. smarten up!

Posted by: betalrik at 01 February 2008 8:50 AM | Link to comment

A detox can be a good starting base for further changes. I don't think Kenny will see this detox as a quick fix thing.

Posted by: prettikat [TypeKey Profile Page] at 01 February 2008 9:04 AM | Link to comment

Lol! Steven lim fart. Wahahaha!

Good luck Kenny.

Posted by: stevenlimhater at 01 February 2008 9:07 AM | Link to comment

OMG, thnx kennysia, this is such a good news...4 letting me know im not the only 1..wats ur waist line? mine 38 !

do share with me if u see obvious result..

btw...suppose u were 80kg in diu/no diu? ....i think they had purposely made u look slimer than tat man....so b happy abt it, n thnx them man

btw 2...u need some pedicure works done on ur toe nails...stuck wif all those fungus

Posted by: avispek at 01 February 2008 9:19 AM | Link to comment

Hey, I know a slimming detox programme. There have a strict diet plan meanwhile ensuring sufficient vitamins and mineral inside your body.
And it's proven to work !!!

Let me kno if you interested Kenny by drooping a message in my blog.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 February 2008 9:21 AM | Link to comment

oops sorry...forgot to put in my name in previous comment

Posted by: Ootoot at 01 February 2008 9:24 AM | Link to comment

I know how to make yourself don't feel like eating. Just look at your toenails...

Posted by: angel at 01 February 2008 9:26 AM | Link to comment

Man your commentators are harsh!

Forgot to ask this earlier, but where did you get your scale? How much did it cost? It's cooler than all those Tanita ones.

Posted by: prettikat [TypeKey Profile Page] at 01 February 2008 9:31 AM | Link to comment

You got DIRTY UGLY TOES!!! Eeuuuwww.... *bleh*

Posted by: Sophia at 01 February 2008 9:45 AM | Link to comment

Maybe that extra weight comes from your camera?

Posted by: CK at 01 February 2008 9:56 AM | Link to comment

Yo dude,

Tip on how to lose a few extra grams..

CUT YOUR TOE-NAILS!!!

Cheers!

Posted by: RayC at 01 February 2008 10:07 AM | Link to comment

Guys, I think you guys misunderstood me.

This extreme diet is only meant to be a short-term detox diet thing to kickstart a more holistic weight loss plan. I'm not gonna eat like that for the long-term. I'd suffer!

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 01 February 2008 10:17 AM | Link to comment

kenny, jia you and good luck for your detox cum dieting :P

Posted by: xinyun at 01 February 2008 10:18 AM | Link to comment

yoh..kenny is on Detox dieting!is time to loss ur weight liao.bt bt i dun think that juz keep ur diet in 5 days can c any resut boh...

Ooh ya.... kenny is time to clean ur toenails liao..haha...

Posted by: prince at 01 February 2008 10:21 AM | Link to comment

Kenny,
If u need advise (let say this detoxing doesnt work) I am happy to give you some. I dun call mine dieting. Just practising lotsa will power, exercise and eating on time. Thats all. I think it work. Well I'm in Kuching, Who noe's we can go for jogging sometime k. Ciao.

Posted by: claudia at 01 February 2008 10:54 AM | Link to comment

Wow, good luck, Kenny!

May you have the will power to NOT pig out during Chinese New Year. Hehe...

Anyway, i won't be online for a week or so, so Happy Chinese New Year, everyone~

- LyS@ -

Posted by: Lysa at 01 February 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment

Hey dude. If you're desperate to lose weight, try to GM diet. It works. For real. :P

Posted by: 72ly at 01 February 2008 10:57 AM | Link to comment

Handsome lah u when u holding yr fart!,hahahaaha!

Posted by: kennyg at 01 February 2008 10:58 AM | Link to comment

I wanted to post about how delicious a bowl of laksa is but I realised most of the readers here r so kind to motivate u.. I guess I shud switch from the evil side of me.. n wish u all the best! ;)

Posted by: Yooqie at 01 February 2008 11:03 AM | Link to comment

try 3-day diet meal. my friend tried for 2 months and she lost 10kgs.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 February 2008 11:08 AM | Link to comment

Time to cut your toe nails, Kenny.

Posted by: Short Nails at 01 February 2008 11:15 AM | Link to comment

Melilea?

Posted by: Suertes at 01 February 2008 11:20 AM | Link to comment

Why don't you try Simply Not Eating after 6-7pm. Give your metabolism ample time and opportunity to process the days intake before BeddyByes. Look for reasons to WALK or Climb stairs. At some point Regular WORKOUTS become Routine and the Body accepts them as Normal.
IF weight-loss is the objective you don't want to be replacing FAT with MUSCLE, the whole idea is to become "LEAN" & SWEET of course.
Good Luck
from a distance.

Posted by: Flinkus at 01 February 2008 11:46 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, you really need to cut those toe nails dude :)

Posted by: pmc at 01 February 2008 11:51 AM | Link to comment

Your solution = Liposuction Surgery, fast and effectively

Posted by: sammi at 01 February 2008 12:08 PM | Link to comment

DAM! 88.5 U R FAT!!! AT 98.8 WHAT AM I??? HAVE A NICE DAY & HAPPY CNY!!!

Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 01 February 2008 12:32 PM | Link to comment

woohoo!!! friday night. bucket of kfc and beer!!!

Posted by: chicklord at 01 February 2008 12:33 PM | Link to comment

Hie... me thinks u've done very well. Since ppl in showbiz says TV is for beautiful ppl! You've made it! Why bother? I hate keeping skinny for men.. I am forced to cos I know the rides in the Porsche's and Ferrari's will stop coming my way if my miniskirts don't fit me no more or if my middrift starts showing up... keke..

Posted by: HottieTiff at 01 February 2008 1:10 PM | Link to comment

double cheese burger + french fries! delicious!

Posted by: kcin at 01 February 2008 1:18 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny just a tip...
Take psyllium husk!

Posted by: Justine T. at 01 February 2008 1:45 PM | Link to comment

kenny!! u need to trim ur toe nails..
btw, good luck in detox~~~

Posted by: christine at 01 February 2008 1:46 PM | Link to comment

Consistent exercise and diet control make the perfect weight.

No matter how you eat and how much exercise you do... if you don't control the diet. Your exercise will also go to the trash.

Anyway, i never try detox... let's us what is the result and experience after your 5 days detox :-p Hopefully this work for you :->

Posted by: TZ at 01 February 2008 1:58 PM | Link to comment

Photos of before and after 5 days ya?

All the best Kenny.

Posted by: Ken at 01 February 2008 1:59 PM | Link to comment

Dude, you got to get a nice pedicure first before you begin your detox:P

Posted by: kk at 01 February 2008 2:08 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, here's a piece of advise-- you need to trim your nails, especially your toes'... lol

Posted by: Louisa at 01 February 2008 2:33 PM | Link to comment

Yerrr... your toenails very yucky!!

I drank detox tea before... believe me when I say I almost fainted and died in the toilet.

Posted by: xweing at 01 February 2008 3:04 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny, why no play badminton intensively? join the state training club or something. all the best to your mission!

Posted by: susukacang at 01 February 2008 3:20 PM | Link to comment

mr sia

hmm..i saw u at Manhattan Fish market today.

Posted by: nanaz at 01 February 2008 3:40 PM | Link to comment

good luck !

P/S : please la... go do foot manicure.. haha..

Posted by: sharon at 01 February 2008 4:20 PM | Link to comment

gud luck in detoxing.
anyways, detox will only cause u to loose weight for a while only. after that, u will gain ur weight back. it was even proven to be true. however it is, stay focus n gud luck.

Posted by: gaga at 01 February 2008 4:37 PM | Link to comment

hi, i never tried detox before so i don know how good or bad is it... but why don u try not take any more suppers, keep it low on your daily dinner, do some exercising, eat more yogurt (those 99% fat free) at least life is still "tasty" lolz good luck

Posted by: sanchez_11 at 01 February 2008 4:47 PM | Link to comment

>eat only when hunger sets in, none at other times

Bad idea mate. If you eat when hunger sets in, you eat loads more, negating the diet in the first place.
Eat 5-6 small meals a day (ie a piece of wholemeal toast, a banana, low fat yoghurt, etc) so you won't feel the hunger pangs and binge. Get lots of cardiovascular activity and weight training to get your muscle mass up (increasing metabolism), hence burning off the unwanted fat.
This is the best, albeit slowest, way to lose weight and keep it off.
Of course, staying away from beer, wine, etc helps too.

Posted by: skippy at 01 February 2008 4:51 PM | Link to comment

Agreed with skippy. There are lots of ppl detox and take meals SMARTLY. Just set a reminder in your phone, 5 times meal. Small meals... and its easy to rotate the food items like bread, fruits, youghurt, fish (is a better white meat than chicken), vege, salad, etc.

I would want to detox and start a "lose weight" plan too... after CNY lah... the BESTestttt food I can ever find in the world is during CNY, mom's cook! "Bak Cham Kei - White Cut Steam Chicken", soup, pork, etc, etc... hahaha

I believe this plan will work for you Kenny. Keep it down... hang on there till FEB5!

Posted by: clement at 01 February 2008 5:12 PM | Link to comment

hey im waiting for your result, please publish them, if it works, im going to try them out!!

Posted by: evelyn at 01 February 2008 5:56 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, have you tried Atkins? Apparently its really effective, and easy to maintain, but the food that you are required to and the menu plans and stuff like that involve a lot of things that are not available fresh or cheap... But a friend who tried it out lost a lot of weight within half a year or so. Its long term, but worth a shot?

Posted by: roshni at 01 February 2008 6:31 PM | Link to comment

At least you realise it before someone calling you *cough*fatso*cough* right? Now, stick to your plan! Detox detox! execise more...

Cut down carbs and oil intake. You can still eat meat and vegetable. Take breakfast but less on dinner!!

I am sure it will help. my brother cut off 15kg by avoiding carbs for 2 months...haha (Hey! He still eat lots of meat!)

JIA YOU !!!

Posted by: Christine at 01 February 2008 6:53 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny, check this out..
http://kalorimakanan.blogdrive.com
btw, where did u bought the digital scale?

Posted by: aVe at 01 February 2008 7:23 PM | Link to comment

walao eh, your nail are so... gelik lah... bei tahan...

Posted by: Mamipoko at 01 February 2008 7:37 PM | Link to comment

KENNY.... cannot lah! haha. i also wanna lose weight leh. very fat already. but eh kenny sia sia sia, you still look good lah ;)
i dont know lah, but good luck. do whatever u find effective. dont care all these people say it wont work. its your bod bah :P

Posted by: abby at 01 February 2008 7:37 PM | Link to comment

Ha Ha Ha, I always say, sometimes your comments are more interesting then your post.

Posted by: Alistair at 01 February 2008 7:54 PM | Link to comment

hei pal...
hope u will be successful this time...keep it up....i wanna c a slimmer kenny sia...

Posted by: phil at 01 February 2008 8:22 PM | Link to comment

good luck on the detox plan! I would join as well except that my mom is always forcing me to eat!

Posted by: Lyne at 01 February 2008 8:26 PM | Link to comment

Highly recommend this low GI diet plan: http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/article/39731/diet/kick-start-stage-soup-recipe

After losing the "spare tyre", continue to have low GI foods; they release energy over a longer period of time, so you won't feel hungry too quickly and start binging

Not sure if there's WeetBix (whole grain wheat cereal) in Malaysia, but 3 pieces of that plus soymilk for breakfast is enough to fill you up till lunch, then have a whole grain bread sandwich. Always eat moderately, don't snack!

Keep that up with a regular exercise plan, i'm sure you'll be able to ward off the fats :)

Posted by: YC at 01 February 2008 8:28 PM | Link to comment

maybe u want to try this:

http://robbyaoi.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-lost-40kgs-in-6-months.html

Posted by: patrick at 01 February 2008 9:32 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny

My bf is getting fat too. As in F-A-T, not the haha-he's-got-baby-fat kind. I was thinking of what to put him thru coz unlike you, he's really a lazy bum. Until I read ur blog and I tot, ah ha, detox plan!!

Kua kua... I'm intending to get the unsuspecting fella some celery juice!!

Posted by: Min2 at 01 February 2008 10:15 PM | Link to comment

http://www.google.com.my/search?q=body+fat+weigh+scale&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

try google b4 asking kenny la! GOOGLE IS UR BEST FREN!!

Posted by: naeboo at 01 February 2008 10:23 PM | Link to comment

kenny u got ugly toe nails.

and folks pay a visit to uncle Lim's blog and see what the heck our Prime Minister is doing.

Launching new clothing line by his daughter and famous son in lawless, "Emperor's New CLothes".

Go buy one and step on it!

Posted by: limkitmalam at 01 February 2008 10:26 PM | Link to comment

good luck detoxing, kenny :)

Posted by: bre!nda at 01 February 2008 10:57 PM | Link to comment

I wanna lose weight tooooooooo... please do tell us if it works =P... Good Luck & All The Best!

Posted by: Slowie at 01 February 2008 11:32 PM | Link to comment

kenny, newly opened kolo mee near my house, wanna try? XD

Posted by: wying at 01 February 2008 11:59 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny,better go NAIL ME GOOD to polish your toenail tomorrow.Ladies look at it also no mood already!

Posted by: BUFFALO at 02 February 2008 12:49 AM | Link to comment

Kenny,
Fastest & Most Efficient DeTOX I've ever experienced or seen is "Ionic Detox" or "Ionised Detoxification". Only takes 45 minutes with your feet in PURE Water up to the ankles. You actually see the water change colour, each colour representing which organ is being cleansed, including removing Heavy Metals from your body.NO GIMMIC! Crap appearing in the water will amaze you, actually SMELLS, extracted through the bottom of your feet.
NOT SUITABLE for PREGNANT WOMEN or People with Pacemakers or Heart Surgery. Practitioner will ask.
Full initial course takes about 5 Treatments, one every other day,after which many adverse symptoms disappear. Then about 1 treatment fortnightly/monthly for maintenance.

Weight Gain or Loss is a matter of Lifestyle Choices & Genetics, but the greatest problem is "SEE FOOD", we See nice Food and naturally want to eat it.

Posted by: Flinkus at 02 February 2008 7:07 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, please dont torture urself. Just eat what ever to ur craves. Life is short. Dont torture urself. U look good with that extra love handles. trust mee.

Posted by: Mr Fit at 02 February 2008 7:25 AM | Link to comment

try eat less cab. food and eat more cereal or oats (help reduce the fatty acid in your body) and veges. don't torture yourself is true yo. otherwise, after all the detox yo'd done, not that yo don't look like elephant sitting next to Elaine but you may look like a zombie (pale and skinny) sitting next to Elaine. Good luck all the best!

Posted by: meow! at 02 February 2008 7:41 AM | Link to comment

Flinkus,

Those ionic detox are a gimmick la. They put in some chemical that will react over time and change color. It has since been banned. Where were you dude?

Duhhhh!

You soak your arse it will also change color.

Posted by: sorchai at 02 February 2008 8:20 AM | Link to comment

hey,
saw in oprah's show 2 days back.the doc said detox program doesn't work.but it's good as a jump-start prog for u to lose weight.anyways,hope u get the result u want!!! and really keep it off this time.is tat the weighing scale from amway??? hehe....looks familiar.

Posted by: jo at 02 February 2008 8:39 AM | Link to comment

'eat grass'!!! wua ha ha! imagine a bowl of kueh chap without meat,rice,oil...a bowl of clear soup!

hmm...just the right time, after 5 days of detox, chun chun cny set in n u can start eating pineapple tart, kuih mo mo, keropok, coke, cashew nut, kuih lapis .... they are all 'no meat, no rice, no bread, no alcohol, no coffee'...good luck :p

Posted by: owllow at 02 February 2008 9:06 AM | Link to comment

Haha all the best in losing all the weight!
Just be confident and honestly, your best side would show. :)

Amelia

Posted by: Amelia at 02 February 2008 9:22 AM | Link to comment

lol! nice fart. i wonder if steven lim reads yr blog? haha. btw, i did a fart picture too in my blog, on a guy dat was doing his stretching

cheers!
nice donkey btw =P

Posted by: jessT at 02 February 2008 10:35 AM | Link to comment

kenny u can try reductil. can be obtained at Normal in kuching. better buy there because there are a lot of cetak rompak version.

Posted by: vonnie at 02 February 2008 11:59 AM | Link to comment

*Normah i mean. typo typo.

Posted by: vonnie at 02 February 2008 11:59 AM | Link to comment

good luck kenny! stay happy and positive. :)

Posted by: spangiepantz at 02 February 2008 12:02 PM | Link to comment

i cant believe there are still ppl like Flinkus around.

Posted by: sorhai at 02 February 2008 12:04 PM | Link to comment

lol the FARTED stevenlim xD

Posted by: kian~ at 02 February 2008 12:20 PM | Link to comment

good luck trying to start a new diet. you need it.
yeah, go pedicure! and shave your tummy hair.

Posted by: kennysia at 02 February 2008 12:39 PM | Link to comment

I used Juvanex for my detox and it works really great. I think better than Trudox cause I didnt fart smelly fart oso. No, SERIOUSLY!!! Then again....maybe it's my sinus problem....

Posted by: marsha at 02 February 2008 12:51 PM | Link to comment

try this method...

drink a cup of warm green tea after every meal, apparently it helps bind fat so it's easier to get rid off

don't eat anything after 8 pm since your body takes about 3-4 hrs to process everything

start of the day with a heavy (HEALTHY) breakfast then narrow down the portions gradually with each meal during the day...dinner should be the lightest...

my dad used those tips and dropped 3 pants sizes...try beating that :D

Posted by: amaris at 02 February 2008 1:50 PM | Link to comment

extra 8.85 kg only mah.. :P

i need that!! :P

Posted by: tom at 02 February 2008 2:03 PM | Link to comment

Aiyoo..kenny..
your tummy got so much hair..Eeew..pls wax

Posted by: Selina at 02 February 2008 2:47 PM | Link to comment

"HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR" TO U KENNY AND "YEAR YEAR GOT FISH" From LAWAS

Posted by: BorneoMan at 02 February 2008 4:05 PM | Link to comment

88.5kg is not that bad considering that you pump iron and looks like you pack some muscles.
It's the 42.1% TBF that's really scary.
Hope the scale is broken.

Posted by: EHK at 02 February 2008 4:18 PM | Link to comment

Remember, easy go, easy come back.

Posted by: zefi at 02 February 2008 5:28 PM | Link to comment

reminded me when i farted oil :

http://lasilasi.blogspot.com/2008/01/warning-this-is-disgusting-post-p.html

ok maybe not as bad =p

Posted by: lasilasi at 02 February 2008 6:16 PM | Link to comment

Hey dude, I hear you, it;s gonna be a hurting L.A. marathon with Kolo mee, laksa, kueh Chap..... Coffe is good, it raise your heart rate. Lets talk diet sometime next week, the blackwidow will be in town too, she'll tell you all about how to keeping the weight down fro, life experience since she fights in certain weight class.

Posted by: e at 02 February 2008 9:00 PM | Link to comment

hey. good luck on yr detox program =D

Posted by: Erisha at 02 February 2008 10:13 PM | Link to comment

haha your 168cm?
i is taller than you!

Posted by: skim at 02 February 2008 10:23 PM | Link to comment

i just plainly LOL'd throughout the entry. damn you lah Kenny. fart so much. wuahahaha~

good luck in your dieting okay?! all the best. :)

Posted by: yahui at 02 February 2008 10:34 PM | Link to comment

168cm is short for a guy!

Posted by: tina at 02 February 2008 11:36 PM | Link to comment

Remember to get enough rest / sleep for your body too.

Posted by: d at 03 February 2008 12:42 AM | Link to comment

ever heard of the gm diet? my friend tried it and lost 4 kgs. it's detoxes ur body as well.

Posted by: chly at 03 February 2008 12:43 AM | Link to comment

Dear Sorchai,
NO GIMMIC, the Ionic Detox I describe is administered by TRAINED Health-Care Pratitioners,most with University Degrees. "NOTHING" is added to the water.

WHERE am I DUDE? I reside in a country where QUALITY Control is a National PRIORITY and CONSUMERS are PROTECTED by LAW. Warranties are ROUTINELY Honoured and RETURN Policies the Norm wherever Defects or Sub-Performance appear, Often WITHOUT Receipts.
I'm guessing You've NEVER heard of "LIFETIME WARRANTY" either: Good for as long as you own the item.
Civilised doctrine to Retail Success is rooted in The REPEAT Customer & Brand LOYALTY. I sincerely hope you enjoy the experience sometime.

In absence of the above Governmental Oversight, it naturally follows that you will be subjected to DUMPING of "Look Alikes" and Trendy garbage.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 February 2008 4:04 AM | Link to comment

The response to Sorchai was mine. Flinkus.

Kenny,
On dietary suggestions: BREAKFAST is the most Important meal of the day to kick-start your Metabolism.

Posted by: Flinkus at 03 February 2008 4:20 AM | Link to comment

I saw on Oprah where they show snippets from the Dr. Oz show on discovery health proved that detox diet yields no diff than if you just eat a balanced meal...

Posted by: Hanie at 03 February 2008 8:16 AM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, try packing on more muscle (legs especially) because it will increase your metabolic rate by burning MORE calories. I eat like a pig and i rarely put on weight (this was different last time when i had no muscle).

Posted by: Kane at 03 February 2008 8:36 AM | Link to comment

i saw you, kenny at KIA yesterday. sangat regret didnt take picture with you. im a fan D: anyway. take care :)

Posted by: Crystalicious :D at 03 February 2008 10:16 AM | Link to comment

"Living in a place like Kuching where all the delicious, yummy, fat, oily food are all just a minute and 5 bucks away, eating a good healthy meal is the most difficult part of my weight loss plan."

that is so so true.

Posted by: Lii at 03 February 2008 2:13 PM | Link to comment

it probably will work for a short period....if kenny want to lose weight in such a short period of time...and also will have yoyo effect after that

Posted by: gykchin at 03 February 2008 5:43 PM | Link to comment

You does look like need a detox plan.

Posted by: David Chew at 03 February 2008 7:03 PM | Link to comment

Hey I see Dave Tate

Posted by: kirksman at 03 February 2008 11:12 PM | Link to comment

Wah...u quite the hairy around the waist right..haha :P

Posted by: natashakhm at 03 February 2008 11:34 PM | Link to comment

please take this as kind advice. in fact, this is for all you guys out there. no matter how you try to impress, dirty and long toe nails are serious TURN-OFFS.

Posted by: ah beng toenails at 03 February 2008 11:49 PM | Link to comment

i'm sorry, i see bad toe nails before anything. hey most mistakes are crash diets done out of desperation. yer food n fruits r all healthy but you should have a balanced diet, may not be fast but most importantly, avoid the rebounds!

Posted by: sourmilk at 04 February 2008 1:14 AM | Link to comment

kenny! =D
i'll be rooting for you
take care!

Posted by: muffins at 04 February 2008 1:41 AM | Link to comment

kenny ~ 加油~~!!all the best.

n i think it's time for u to have a pedicure session as well.LOLx..

Posted by: fiShy at 04 February 2008 10:11 AM | Link to comment

Your toe nails make me puke! Go for a pedicure la!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 February 2008 10:30 AM | Link to comment

hey kenny, how long would it take you to lose more than 10kg with detox? need help with that too man.. :oP

Posted by: braynumb at 04 February 2008 7:34 PM | Link to comment

Hi,

"I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."

More one liner jokes at www.xlpert.com/quotes.htm

No see-food diet pls.

Posted by: Choong at 05 February 2008 1:36 PM | Link to comment

http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/01/weight_loss_ads.php

Did you use the OSIM uzap? They now have a Uzap king. I wonder what king stands for. King of all bullshit? They should really use you to promote the King...

Posted by: NoMoreOsim at 06 February 2008 9:33 AM | Link to comment

hey ur nails. eeeeeeeeeeeeew.

Posted by: weewee at 07 February 2008 6:42 PM | Link to comment

typical celebrity... only looks good on the outside. but never take care of the little things like nails n heels etc. man, u should visit nailmegood. get a nail job b4 snapping that pics. its a REAL turnoff la. like kolok mee seller feet on the jepun slipper at open air market.... yep... tat bad

Posted by: c at 09 February 2008 9:18 PM | Link to comment

Actually Choong,
The 'See Food' quip was first coined by a Soul Singer (Big Lad) named Jimmy Jackson in an interview on Soul-Train sometime in late 60s early 70s. Fact is, most sources of humour circulating today are recycled, with the exception of modern accepted stuff specifically designed to gross people out.
Merely an observation that nowadays, Old Quips are 'Objectionable' while Oily Farts are 'In'. All in the name of PROGRESS.
Point being: Younger generation with More at their fingertips than Parents could've hope to dream of, are killing-off Art-forms with preference for Grossness & Obscenities while claiming the Moral High Ground. Whom do you suppose Movies & Comedy performances riddled with Obscenities and lurid Gangsta Rap are specifically produced and marketed for? - Middle Class wannabees.
Poor people have Better things to do with their few cents and Rich people Know better.
FAR, FAR from being Mr Goody-two-shoes, I truely believe "DECENCY" is part of the Human Genetic Code and "INDECENCY" is a Lifestyle Choice.

Posted by: Flinkus at 10 February 2008 2:10 AM | Link to comment

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