hahahahahaha good one!

amazing... the first time i write a comment, and i'm the first...lol

well well... this is a sad situation indeed.. the next thing you know, they're making these mats a big thing, say tourism thingy.. and it will be an attraction to other hooligans

haha.. this is kinda showing us how 'creative' and 'resourceful' our government is.. ah... what's next? rempit of the year awards?

isee..

I'll bet they're gonna drag as many people as they can to the booths so that they can earn more...we'll see not just one auntie...but maybe a few aunties and uncles all tiered up like a circus show...

Could Kenny make a picture of that?? That would be hillarious...

Anyway, Mat Rempits are nothing but a menace towards the society...ISA should lock them up instead...they're a threat to national security...

Whose grandma wants to be dare-devil? Not mine.

rempit boleh?!

Rempit rempit!! lol
nice one..

nice photoshop skills! i agree with you.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa... Gosh!! i can't stop laughing.

Since the mat rempit are paid by uknowho, they will surely coerce/brainwash the passenger to vote uknowho lah..

Imagine the rempit scene where Celine Dion's Titanic theme song is played~ how romantic!

omg.. its COOL.. the granny look poor T_T"

for real, the old citizen will get heart attack by the way the ride the bike..

instead of fetching the old citizen to the vote place, they fetch to hospital. =.=

the clown who made the crap statement probably got elected by the same method ... Duh! He got fetched by those nuisance society rubbish everywhere during election time ... this will explains why he suggested that!

how abt the Mat Rempit on superman stunt?? aunties need to ride like a horse??

Hey...don't forget...MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!

What a Good post..
I salute you.
2 Thumbs up for you.

haha... you mis-spelled "tea" as "yea"

lol... imagine they zoom in and out just to pick up the voters... i think they'll lose more votes tht way...

hwo they manage to justify this type of idea is beyond our understanding really..

chances are they are mat rempit themselves!

hahahah.. Before I scrolled down to see the picture with the grandma at the back of the motor I was picturing the grandma sitting like a prawn in front of the Mat Rempit hiding her head in basket. Your grandma is more bergaya. =P

God you made me laugh out loud at work!
*LOL*

It's a good idea, really. Those aunties havent touch young boys for 20 or 30 years. Now they finally get a chance to hug them. Awesome. Abdul Azeez boleh! LOL

I thought the reason why Mat Rempit can do that is because of the "AuntY" behind him O_O

They just kept on rewarding these street nuisance

Frankly, they dont need voters la. They already owned SPR and they can rig the results. Dead ppl can vote. Small children can vote. EVen illegal iimigrants can vote. WHO NEEDS MALAYSIANS TO VOTE?

tats reli funny! anyway, wat's wrong with m'sia nowadays? i'm speechless...let's vote for the opposition!:P

Kenny,

I think Putera UMNO chairman Datuk Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim is a Mat Rempit himself, most probably holding the post of Chairman of Mat Rempit. Of course, the title of Raja Mat Rempit goes to UMNO Youth Deputy Khairy Jamaluddin.

So you will see and know how these politicians suggesting the absurd and supporting the criminals.

A true MALAYSIA-APA-PUN-BOLEH moment. I'm dying to see what else the government comes up with.

KENNY
THIS POST IS categorised as ?????????????????

aiya cant blame umno lah , they are losers already. since the umno 5th president is in power , i have lost 3 pairs of shoes(perhaps still counting) , but never before that.

kekekeke...kenny I think you should put the old woman is the one who whillie that bike..

hahahahha....

krazl
www.krazl.com

I believe that this is another world no.1 and Malaysia Boleh!

muahahahhaaa!!darn funny!!!

this post made my day at the office.

hahaha i don't know anything about...what you're talking about but i love that 3rd photo hahaha ROFLMAO :D

LOL.. Malaysia Boleh saje!!..

gotta love those bright ideas our politicians come up with

Darn it,

Why la Malaysian Politicians never learn..

They really do put "If one cant beat em, join em.." to use.

Malaysian politicians say the darnest thing.

PS : Try reading http://www.darnmalaysia.com/ , awfully good anecdote

If we umNAhhhhh cant get you guys to vote for us we will get the criminals. We will elevate their status to Mat Cemerlang or Mat whatever shit so as long we get to stay in power and milk the country dry.

iT's 'Animal Farm' all over again.....

sUch childish ideas politicians here have these days......

BODOH PUNYA UMNO,SUDAH HABIS IDEAS KAH!.BN BIG LIARS

BN-Barang Naik

OMG... PAY MAT REMPIT FOR THEIR SERVICESS ???? WTF !?? I will PAY them if they stop causing nuisance !

so funny! i showed it to my dad and he laughs!

malaysia boleh...memang apa bodoh pun boleh....

They should be dispersing rempit gathering with tear gas and water cannons as well. It doesn't make sense to support bumiputera criminals and take down others. :p

It's a wonder sometimes what a clown can say to make the country a better place. At least it made me laugh... haha

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Nice post. Should send all mat rempit to south pole and leave them there.

Hahaha. Whats next? Government using this mat rempits as tourist guides? The things our government can come up with.

Abso-freking-lutely creative.

Nice one Kenny. ^^

Nice post Kenny.

Your photoshop skill are great!

I agree with bC, UMNO really stupid....I guess BN are getting worst nowadays.....

Sigh, Let's vote em out. Senseless betul. This is what you get with 90% of seats controlled by the ruling party, they make unfair rules, unfair policies, and in the end propagate stupid ideas. Malaysia deserves better.

The last photo was a funny one! lol. Speaking of mat rempits, they seriously disgust the hell outta me.

Whose grandma is that? LOL,the rate of death would increase during the election if they allow it...

What the hell those goverment people thinking???

hahahaha the 2008 best "photoshop"ing ever...

a stupid idea that only the umno members can come up with...!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

This is hilarious. This happens only in Malaysia. Dunno whether to laugh wtih the world. or cry for Malaysia.

UMNO has geniuses working for them. I'm not suprised that they r going to win again.

Malaysians r generally too stupid ...............

Totally agree with u Kenny, they really are stupid. Paying them money,?, WTF, its like supporting them to make more crimes later.

Hahaha.... nice photoshop~!! where u find that A Ma pic ar? haha. This is our country~ Malaysia BOOOOOOLEHHHHHHHHHH~!!

Haha.

BTW the untie look like pointing 2 something laaa...or maybe she wanna buy some stuff at Pasar Malam then the fucking Mat Rempit come take her to UMNO election booth???izit??

The picture with the auntie is so funny I can't stop laughing! :D

On a more serious note, the Putera UMNOs never cease to amaze me with their "brilliant" ideas...

they are brainless!

i think the mat rempit will get a heart attack instead of the auntie..lol..

Putera Umno should stop with its Mat Rempit affection already, it's an effin gay idea!

Hahaha...I like the picture with the granny in it...Very funny...

You are really creative lol

....I cant stop laughing at the photo of the ah-poh riding the bike too...hahahaha! Its freaggin hilarious! *now i feel so idiotic laughin on my own in the room*

hahahhaha... this is one crazy yamaha Z~!
Another evidence of our minister not using their brains...

good intention, but not so well thought implementation.

Haha. Rock on Kenny

hahahaha..... funny!!!

Oh no...mat rempit for fetching voters?? they must be crazy..

That's kind of romantic actually...

are you sure?

i'm also unnerved by this piece of news. what utter joke lah wei. fucktards.

HAhahahahhahahah.......LOLZ. Love the last picture with the old auntie sitting at the back.It IS a STUPID idea. Might as well as 7 year old kids to drive them there.........

the ah ma is molesting the mat rempit..haha

Crazy politicians!
Crazy Malaysians

LOL your last pic rox!!

Rempits are akin murderers/hooligans/thieves. Why is Puteri Umno idolizing them??
Were they drunk when they made this statement?
I just wish we had the legal right to bang every Mat rempit down,we'd be doing the society a good deed.

it will bring more forseeable problems. The work should require a bit of patient. Auntie dare herself or not to travel with this kind of strangers. They might(will) make nasty offer to you. How can you trust them. Later when the election come the BN don't blame the citizen for their fear to free ride and as a result fewer votes. Besides, Auntie and Uncle are not that stupid to get a free ride from this kind of strangers...

What kind of idea is it? How is it going to help the election? is it because the citizen (Johor) would support the Government for their concern over the mat rempit issue..I don't think so.lol

oh please, it would not happen they are only trying to get as much response from the public as possible because they are running out of idea. lol

Joke of the year award 2007/08

wooo, is that a male or female doing that stunt on the bike? shims gots boobies!

Hey kenny! Managed to see you during the screening of Jarum Halus with Christien New, you're the best blogger ever! =]

that's eerie!@

ISA should be applied on mat rempit instead.

ask mat rempit to run for election la..

no brain

funny shitz !!
well, brainless puteras need brainless helpers to run their stuffs anyhow...
All of the same brainless species..sad case !!

good one...lol

That again shows how important education is.
Instead of telling them being a Mat rempit is wrong.. they encourage those kids to be mat rempit.. and rebrand them as Mat Cemerlang.. I bet they scored A for Marketing paper back in college.

Excellent, great minds, keep up the good work Malaysia!

wahahaha, What incentives to vote;; free rides and free gropes LOL.
Very soon the Opposition will pay you to pull off this post.. dont warn them lar, let them ride and kill their own voters.

This abdul azeez joker is the father of mat rempit. He was the one who started the rempit nonsense.

His personal story is even more ridiculous. He even have a bogus degree!!! From SPM to Master Degree...and the 'university' didn't even exist then.

Check out the links below;
http://www.aisehman.org/archives/2005/08/the_lie_of_the.html
http://educationmalaysia.blogspot.com/2005/08/bogus-universities-i.html

"ah poh! chor wan ah!"

vrooO0oo0oommmmm

poor ah ma...

someone get the first aid kit please, oh ya..the ambulance too..

ha....

This is the most ridiculous and funniest double standard speech that has ever been said!!
What kind of mentality does they harbour? -_-""

Lie to yourself, lie to other ppl!! How foolish they can be, like a crab teaching his children how to walk properly =D

"They" have tried so many ways to revamp the whole perception (and opinion, if I might add) on the whole "Mat Rempit" affair.

Re-branding? More like diversion hehe.

Cheers!

the ministers who support mat rempit also the same spicies.M'SIA SEMUA PUN BOLEH! KASIH MALU SAJA!

this is damn hilarious.... i wonder the government action is to remove mat rempit culture or trying to encourage them to be part of it?
1st is the north-pole trip, now is this one... nex time i bet they gonna send the mat rempit to angkasa!!!

I remember someone commenting on the Star a few days ago that they should be called Mat Bodoh, and I thought what a good idea! If everyone calls them Mat Bodoh, then they won't think they're so cool anymore. And then, you say they are rebranded as Mat Cemerlangs??!!! WTF?!! Really NO BRAIN one this UMNO. Why acknowledge and glorify these cockroaches on the road??? The only reason I can think of is that UMNO wants the Mat Rempit's support come election day. Grrrrrr...

That's hilarious. I totally laughed out loud when I saw your photoshopped pix ... ROFLMAO.

If it was my grand-aunt, she would be holding on to the bloke's armpits, prompting him to say "Auntie, Mat Rempit ... not Armpit lah!"

OH MY GOD...

THIS IS SIMPLY THE BEST ONE... WELL DONE ON THE PIC EDIT

THIS IS HILARIOUS......the pic with the nenek on the bike just made my day! THANKS!

Tsk tsk tsk, incredulous.
How do our leaders come up with such terrific ideas?
It astounds me to no end.

dammit kenny:> u r so freaking funny!! haha..

this is totally hillarious. our government always come up with a brilliant idea - to ask senior citizen to sit at the back of motorbike. do they hv grandma n grandpa at home? i bet they dun hv. senior citizens are prone to bone fractures. plus do they have energy to hold mat rempit at the back? think about it.. btw, nice photo.

Goshhhhhhhhhhhh..................stupid idea!i think their brain(gorvenment)full with straw!But kenny,u noe..im gonna applause for ur creativity!keep it up!Dude!

hahahahahahahahha

Nice post! Anyway, its more like giving 'em the license to kill... :)

i have a feeling that these mak rempits will indirectly threaten these senior citizens to vote. you think in the minds of aunties and uncles, they are good and friendly ppl ah? impossible! =_=
sigh.. what has the world come to.

nice post...support u 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the MAK REMPIT kenny ... haha

Killer granny on the loose during elections :P

How I love Malaysia :)

from adoption to getting jobs for them. what's next?!

It's only for Mat Rempit who's looking for freelance job??, that was totally an idiot ideas

How come all the Putera Umno people have chicken brains, or is there any?

their idea is to get as many malay voters as they can so that bn would win. fucked up fuckers. you think rempits would pick up smart people? or even a chinese? the chinese hate them. even the indians also hate them.

ah mah or ah poh can also sit infront ma. legs put inside the basket...wahaha

hey, dun u all see such a biz opportunity??? we all sign up and take turn to be a mat rempit that day. then we ferry each other. then we all got money!!!

who cares where does the vote go to. nonetheless, preferrably non-BN.

i'm just getting more and more frustrated at our fellow malaysian politics... they are really making a fool out of themselves.

This is really a crazy idea but you have managed to see the light-hearted side of it:)

i like the photo editing... :-)

they are crazy folks.. the people 'up there' =.=

First of all, hahahahaha..I couldnt help on LOL on your article..But this is Malaysia and UMNO ..double stadard ma..Malaysian Style..Kinda ridiculous to hired this hooligans to do this deeds. Putera UMNO is full of craps cuz this helping their PEOPLE..sorry being racists..but this crap man..The next thing u know, MAT REMPIT X Games maybe? just my 2 cents...

Rempits are akin murderers/hooligans/thieves. Why is Puteri Umno idolizing them??
Were they drunk when they made this statement?
I just wish we had the legal right to bang every Mat rempit down,we'd be doing the society a good deed.

ahaha....! gud photoshop skills...
ah mah khia ho ho ah....! Vvrrooommmm....!!

omg, the government is so dumb, they would probably take our sarcastic remarks of how "brilliant" their idea was, and take it seriously. Then they will proceed to give themselves a pat on the back.

what a ridiculously stupid idea.

lolol!! ahahahaha!! i really liked that old lady picture!!

if you guys LOOK carefully, the biker is a SHE.... lol.

whahahahahahahahahah

They just need to rempits vote lah.....anyway, no one will dare to sit on rempits ride.....its suicide........

Haha.. love that picture with that granny on the bike.

Well, perhaps these Mat Rempits will have to go for rehab first before being qualified to take voters to polling booths on their bikes. Give them a second chance.

Wow... I'd love to think they'll drive slower, but from the way good ol' granny's holding on to him, he'd go faster.

Oh my goodness,

If i was that grandma, I would die instantly!!!!

Please, think before they talk!!! Gosh!

you all must realise that mat rempits are important to the government coz if they lose the coming election, these people will be used as the tool to create another 513 incident. it is a tested and proven formula.

try reading this http://www.malaysia-today.net/nuc2006/index.php?itemid=833

personally mat rempits are only good for organ donations, but it is hard to find a clean blood mat rempit nowadays

Looks like the system is crumbling into oblivion.

funny idea.
putera UMNO is excellent in producing comedy and jokes.

OMG! Too funny!!

oh man~~~~i guess the PUTERA UMNO chairman's fren is head of mat rempit gang...hahahaha

Excellent. Many praises to our government for putting those rascals to good use *overwhelming sarcasm*. But personally, I'd prefer the Municipal Councils to organize an event where you hunt for Mat Rempits in the dead of night instead of poor stray dogs. =)

that's insane.

ahma punked by Mat Remput

I absolutely ♥ your blog!

HAHA. Its hilarious!

very funny. our government rocks!

I saw a group of over 300 Mat Rempits at 2.30am outside Tesco Penang last Saturday.. sometimes they circle your vehicle jus to freak u out.. n now our Government is giving them more money to modify their Honda EX5? MALAYSIA APA PUN BOLEH!

The Putera UMNO are complete Bozo. They are giving money to the Mat Rempit to upgrade their motorbike and to gamble by organizing Lumba Haram.

I don't know where the brains of these Putera UMNO's. It is really a waste of money & time.

They hate 'em but adore these sickening Mat Rempit.

only in malaysia and only the dumb fucks like umno putera can come up with such mind boggling and balls shivering idea. balik kampung tanam jagong lah!

Great work! lol

It's near midnight and I laugh out loud seeing auntie's joining the rempit parade.

why are some malaysians just SO STUPID!!??? can someone please tell me!!?? WHY ARE THEY SO DUMB?
goodness... the nation is going down under i tell you as the apparent leaders of tomorrow come up with yet another useless, stupid idea.

I did read about it on the news, but i never imagine the old aunty on the ride like what you have on the photo. cheers =)

BODOH!,LEPAS TU MAT REMPIT JADI RELA.
http://www.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/1252/46/

NO WAY to mat rempit man!!! so noisy still invite them to be the transport for rural area.... your photoshop skill really geng!!

There are some idiots here who don't realize that this post was meant to be a JOKE.

DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT MAT REMPITS WOULD SPEED WITH A GRANDMA BEHIND ??? MAN.

There are an estimated 200,000 mat rempits in Malaysia, nothing wrong to utilize the transporting ability of 200,000 motorcycles. The government is giving a chance for these motorcycle fanatics to help out the country in elections...... I say we give them a little SUPPORT instead of ridiculing them.

Regardless of your past experiences with mat rempits, this is a GOOD THING they are doing.
Elections mean the future of our country, and anything that helps, HELPS.

Then again I don't live in your country and has never experienced the wrath of mat rempits so I'll shut the fuck up now. :(

RE: Christopher's comment.

From your comment it is quite clear you do not live in Malaysia. It is also quite clear that you are unaware of the political climate in this country.

"Elections mean the future of our country" - If by "our country" you meant the country you are living in right now, then that is a perfectly legitimate statement. If by "our country" you mean "Malaysia" then you might as well go sit in an empty room and talk to the wall.

its cool man....

ya right Christopher sir,

with tat numbers, y not hire them as 'public transporter' ya...to eliminate the traffic jam...

well well...'taxi nazi' had got a big hoo haa oredy ...Y not divert da lolly tap to 'motor azi'

damn wat a brilliant policy

Obviously there r ppl who don't know the kind of nuisance mat rempits r.. robbing, illegal racing, threatening, beating ppl up, crashing car wind screen, vroom vroom in the middle of the night to wake u up when u r in dreamland, circling ur car to force u to a certain km/h, vandalism.. n hey! nv thought that they can be used as public transport for election! Who knows? We can use gangsters for protection as well! Oh wait, that has been done...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

that says it all.

Who ever comes up wit such a stupid idea...definitely NO BRAIN! Mat Rempits do not care about police. when they are in big gang... they are afraid of no one. they can do wat ever they want. and the police will stay away from streets tat have mat rempits. So they are the Local King. This idea isnt gonna work. it will cause alot of trouble. n who ever come up wit this idea... DAMN U!

OMG........... wtf??!!?? if they come up with any moron ideas can they just keep it to themselves? kenot tahan...

Well, I'm not a racist person but my comment might seems liek I am.

Obviously, these Malays are very proud of their Made In Malaysia 'local productions' as not many countries produce Mat Rempits and made it to the newspaper front page reapeatedly you know.

Malaysia memang 'BOLEH'!

hahahaha!! I wanna try it one day too!

Don't make me laugh... My jaw will fall off. XD

man, the you-know-who just don't have BRAINS, do they? ah mah rocks!

the last picture is damn good!!! governments can just be really blind and stupid at times.. doing things which are not suppose to be done..

wah...this ppl don use brand one....they jus want all their race ppl to have a government job...cant blame them...

Will you please check up on your Wikepedia entry, badly written, so many mistakes and one line actually gives the impression you are a girl! Who on earth composed it??

malaysia boleh!
apa-apa pun boleh!
pity those motorbike owners, like namawee said, mau jadi mat rempit oso no k'ching, nanti they jadi mangsa kecurian motorbike lol

well... at least the old lady has the chance to touch the mat's ass...

OMG......

ah ma seems to enjoyed it.
haha. kidding. good one kenny.

ahh. agree with you. what a stupid idea. mat rempit got no future! bring it on!

you know how we will do good to the society?

OPEN A CIRCUS AND CHUCK EVERY MAT REMPITS INSIDE. LET THEM DO WATEVER STOOOOPID STUNTS THEY WANT!

(d*mn fustrated cos i stay near where mat rempits roam around and police couldnt do much about it.)

sigh.. how i wish we can shoot rempits freely like shooting stray dogs or wild boars =D

ITU IDEA BODOH SOMBONG!

OMG!!!If that is actually implemented..This would be the next headlines:

65 YEAR OLD AUNTIE DIED IN A ROAD ACCIDENT ON THE WAY TO VOTING CENTRE

what a stupid stupid stupid idea indeed.

the Ah Po so~~~~ HamSap!!!
hahahahahhaha!!!!

LOL!! Your last picture!! Wahahahaha, cannot tahan!!

mat rempits deserve to die

Sigh, i guess the government just doesn't want to have to deal with them. Too much paperwork. So instead, they try to turn it into a positive thing (so they think). Can you imagine the rempits taking the elderly to these, 'inaccessible' roads and robbing them? Or having races to see who sends the most voters. Tsk tsk. This will just encourage their behaviour. Doesn't it make you wonder sometimes how some idiot can be a politician? Aiyo...

thiu rempit.!! babi betul

muauahahahaa.. the last pics really got me.. poor ah poh riding with Mat Rempit :P

another "yam mao" 阴谋 from the government...

if they can ferry anything its drugs.

The Malaysian government is in a hopeless and pathetic state under the UMNO people.They live in a state of denial and think that all is well is Malaysia.In fact they don't realize that they are a sick bunch of people with no abilities.Just look at how they show the smart people out of the country and give scholarships to those idiots!

Haha.. really nice work the ah ma pic in it, damn funny. XD
But serious, dunno y that stupid clown can comment n give such idea, or maybe he got his son to bcome a Mat Rempit?

Malaysians deserve the Government they have they are so stupid when it comes to voting
Kick the lot out of power nothing but corruption from top to bottom
The Chinese are so busy licking Malays arses to cling to what (little)power they are given
And the Indians have Sammy Velu if he had a brain he would be very dangerous

may i use the picture of mat rempit and nenek so that i can post it on my facebook? i will put the link back to kennysia.com

Do you know that those mat rempits will be send to
australia and other countries to fill job vacancies. They are always given a second chance..

was updating myself with your earlier post as i haven't been reading your blog for abit. I laughed myself stiff when i read about the Mat Rempits. The picture TOTALLY killed me.... Then my office mates were all staring at me. f*ck