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07 January 2008
Short Talk:
Kenny: What do you call a leg that brings you a lot of bad luck?
Friend: Huh?
Kenny: Chua Soi Leg.
"Employability" Programme
One of the biggest concerns facing students these days is whether or not they could get employed by the time they graduate.
Because of that, a lot of colleges have initiated programmes to help students better find jobs when they leave college.
Like this poster I spotted at one of the college notice boards.
Doesn't look very employable leh.
:: Posted by Kenny at 11:27 PM | Link | Facebook It
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65 Comments:
His yellow 'ball' sure is hanging pretty damn low.
Posted by: Shan at 07 January 2008 11:34 PM | Link to comment
I'm not even a degree holder and I earned more than a degree holder. My job sucks but the $$$ is good..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 07 January 2008 11:35 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha, student must be the 1 who done that... haha
Posted by: Senel at 07 January 2008 11:45 PM | Link to comment
Fourth! And that's a great pic...first-class Malaysian-style employability program...
Posted by: noobian at 07 January 2008 11:49 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha, the guy is so funny, I dont even know why I'm laughing at him.
Posted by: Seizhin at 07 January 2008 11:56 PM | Link to comment
only one nut down south? where's the other one? hahaha...
Posted by: Chris at 07 January 2008 11:56 PM | Link to comment
Think he needs to 打小人.
Posted by: Miss Loi at 07 January 2008 11:57 PM | Link to comment
he 露三点 HAHA
Posted by: nuahs at 07 January 2008 11:59 PM | Link to comment
hmm... that's one good "Employability" Programme. :D
Posted by: Meow at 08 January 2008 12:00 AM | Link to comment
LOL! that's indeed a very soi "leg"!
Posted by: sooyen at 08 January 2008 12:24 AM | Link to comment
Hahahahaha .. Kenny ! You are the man ! I love your joke :D
Posted by: Ryan at 08 January 2008 12:32 AM | Link to comment
The college probably want to get more people or that is the best they could post out.
Posted by: David Chew at 08 January 2008 1:12 AM | Link to comment
oh that was lame =_="
Posted by: Joey at 08 January 2008 4:06 AM | Link to comment
Hahahaha poor guy :D
Happy new year to you! I've always enjoyed reading your entries of the places you've been. I've just blogged about my recent trip to Cambodia and i loved it there. I highly recommend you to consider going there for your travels in 2008 . I'm sure you will like the place. Anyhow may 2008 be a good year for you and your blog :) Bye!
Posted by: MaL at 08 January 2008 4:22 AM | Link to comment
Isn't that ANDY LAU!!!!???
Posted by: Andy Lai at 08 January 2008 6:47 AM | Link to comment
uhhh... cool shades :P
lol...
Posted by: evelyn at 08 January 2008 6:50 AM | Link to comment
Agree. Look more like mafia wannabe....
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 08 January 2008 8:14 AM | Link to comment
there u go....that's the standard of the college kids nowadays for u....
Posted by: zoolander28 at 08 January 2008 8:30 AM | Link to comment
What's with the black, red, and yellow dot doing =.=!
Posted by: Waltz168 at 08 January 2008 9:08 AM | Link to comment
Hahaha...must be the work of some naughty students!!!
Posted by: Windwalker at 08 January 2008 9:11 AM | Link to comment
His tits turned red after all the critism from the crowd.
Posted by: McD_Prosperity_Bugger at 08 January 2008 9:22 AM | Link to comment
What the posters is trying to say is : "you need balls to get a job that you want . No matter what it takes." Clever design. (pun not intended) XD
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 08 January 2008 9:24 AM | Link to comment
What fresh graduates really need to secure jobs are (i) REAL, usable brain power & (ii) LUCK. An absence in either one of those spells UNEMPLOYMENT. Good luck people...
Posted by: John at 08 January 2008 10:37 AM | Link to comment
If you knew what those colored dots represent, perhaps you will change your mind if this person is employable now.
Posted by: simon at 08 January 2008 11:09 AM | Link to comment
An Alien, his red and yellow ball all misalign..gosh..
Posted by: Jeffrey at 08 January 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment
Some blame the poor education system.. degree grads in IT (even first class) completed their studies, most of them not knowing how to program..n some admitted that they nv written a line of code during their 3 to 4 yrs studies.. n were not confident to seek for programmer's job.. n some even said in interview that they nv liked programming anyway.. I'm speaking from the point of view of a former teaching assistant, IT grad n an interviewer.
Posted by: Chen at 08 January 2008 1:13 PM | Link to comment
I did vandalise posters like that when I was in High School...
haha
Posted by: LogicYuan at 08 January 2008 1:26 PM | Link to comment
haiyoh la kenny, should help photoshop the guy's balls on right la. quite poor thing to leave him like that :P
Posted by: Kevin Chan at 08 January 2008 2:07 PM | Link to comment
LoL! It's good to be reminded of my juvenile college / secondary school days.
Those were the days we'd tie our friend's underwear to the fan and let it go spin around.
Posted by: davidlian at 08 January 2008 2:15 PM | Link to comment
his lampa so small only meh? haha
its better if that pic was a chick :P
Posted by: haha at 08 January 2008 2:28 PM | Link to comment
initially i tot the guy was wearing sun glasses...
Posted by: rawpotato at 08 January 2008 3:32 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, someone urged me to read your blog regarding our Uncle Chua and I laughed like hell- it's my biggest and heartiest laugh after so many years..
Next time when I'm back hometown, I'll look for you, we should hang out and find something for you to blog about. U know, Kuching have a lot of hidden and interesting things to write about especially it's "extraodinaire" night life
Posted by: puppyface at 08 January 2008 5:52 PM | Link to comment
my gosh... that is... Benedict Goh!!!! http://www2.ch8.mediacorptv.com/happenings/bengoh.htm
Posted by: rn at 08 January 2008 6:18 PM | Link to comment
Hei there! I checked out your blog after my friends told me about it. I'm quite new to blogging. Care to share some tips? :) You rock!
Posted by: Stanley at 08 January 2008 7:44 PM | Link to comment
HOW CUM ONLY ONE YELLOW BALL??? HAVE A NICE DAY!
Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 08 January 2008 7:51 PM | Link to comment
wah lau eh..
students nowdays..
that's why lah cannot get employed!! hahah
Posted by: tom at 08 January 2008 7:54 PM | Link to comment
For a awhile i thought he was wearing sunglasses..
Posted by: pp at 08 January 2008 8:20 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Elena at 08 January 2008 9:10 PM | Link to comment
haha....it was quite a joke . Stupid people does that ~_~
Posted by: kelvynn at 08 January 2008 10:03 PM | Link to comment
IF U SAY STUPID PPL DO THAT THEN PPL WHO WROTE COMMENT ON IT CLEVER???? HAIZ....
Posted by: BANANA at 08 January 2008 11:35 PM | Link to comment
Ouch. Hahahahhaha!
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at 09 January 2008 12:55 AM | Link to comment
chua soi leg?? hahahahahahaaa
Posted by: drumnbass88 at 09 January 2008 1:37 AM | Link to comment
LOL!!!!!!!!! :)
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Posted by: En at 09 January 2008 5:17 AM | Link to comment
at one glance, i thought that he was really wearing shades but somebody actually stuck pins in his eyeballs, tits and groin.
Posted by: vic at 09 January 2008 7:58 AM | Link to comment
Damn it, I really tot he was wearing shades until I read the comments :P Kids nowadays~ haih~ :P
Posted by: Yooqie at 09 January 2008 10:08 AM | Link to comment
S**t, I thought it was shades too! Hats off to vic!
Posted by: Hee at 09 January 2008 11:27 AM | Link to comment
seems like direct selling for me... hehehe
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Posted by: krazl at 09 January 2008 1:32 PM | Link to comment
Ah, shit, I have to dress like that to get employed now?!?!
Posted by: lien at 09 January 2008 3:21 PM | Link to comment
i thought he was wearing sunglasses.. =.='
Posted by: wying at 09 January 2008 4:22 PM | Link to comment
that was really really mild
Posted by: skim at 09 January 2008 8:08 PM | Link to comment
Huh?! that wasn't sunglasses? *Paiseh*
Posted by: My Balls Are Bigger at 09 January 2008 9:21 PM | Link to comment
That poster is from INTI la.... *swt*
Posted by: mumble.bumble at 10 January 2008 12:08 AM | Link to comment
This is not employable but presentable and this ad is 18S. Therefore they had cencored his private parts
Posted by: Steven Goh at 10 January 2008 12:38 PM | Link to comment
Talk about being suitable. LOL. kenny, I think you can take his place or something and everyone will wanna work...haha...
he looks like a blind man la, he should like get rid of his bag and get a walking cane or something...SERIOUSLY.
ha, good luck with whoever's gonna take him as a role model man.
-missunpredictable
Posted by: missunpredictable at 10 January 2008 6:05 PM | Link to comment
Ya la..from inti..i am from inti..i saw that b4!! lol..
Posted by: Jason Ng at 11 January 2008 11:02 PM | Link to comment
1 o cheh eye, 1 panda eyes..not bad...
2 red dots, also ok..
but dont you think the yellow one is a bit too low down there???
lol
Posted by: Christine at 12 January 2008 9:26 PM | Link to comment
are u getting unemployed soon??
Posted by: a at 12 January 2008 11:00 PM | Link to comment
The poster is from one of the college, maybe is inti.
Posted by: David Chew at 12 January 2008 11:04 PM | Link to comment
I think the poster sucks big time!!!
Posted by: alzack at 13 January 2008 11:31 PM | Link to comment
this totally pictures the mindset of inti college students, shame on you! =P
Posted by: poor inti students at 15 January 2008 1:03 AM | Link to comment
whats with the shades?
Posted by: lara at 18 January 2008 11:53 PM | Link to comment
Informatics also got that program, now gone from Kuching, wonder what happen to those guarantee jobs as most lecturers I know has gone to FTMS.
Posted by: jarau at 24 January 2008 8:16 PM | Link to comment
Must be voodoo or some sort of witchcraft thingy... A distinguishing feature for Malaysian grads: bomoh and pawang skills. Shell, Telekom and Petronas could do with an in-house witch doctor...
Posted by: Aldric at 25 January 2008 2:58 PM | Link to comment
the poster is from Inti Nilai campus.....haha...kenny attended a graduation ceromony there in Nov..
Posted by: addisonlai at 17 February 2008 4:49 PM | Link to comment
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