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13 January 2008

Short Talk:

I just attended the Pack The Floor For 24 dance marathon organised by HELP University students together with Magician David Lai, Christien & Lavin, Belinda Chee, Juwita Suwito, Liang and Hannah Tan. Those kids are gonna dance for 24 hours in an effort to raise fund for the AIDS Society.

I have attended many college events in the past, but that was one of the most fun and well-organised charity events I have attended in a long time.


Chicago 7

Recently there's been a lot of new places popping up all over Kuching.

Chicago 7 is one of those new fast food restaurants that has only recently started business here.

The franchise outlet offers all the standard American-style fast food like burgers, hot dogs, fries and "broasted" chickens. I like it. They are pretty much like your regular KFC or McDonald's, except the quality of food here is a lot better and cleaner.

The only problem is that Chicago 7 is new. Very new.

They are so new that half the stuff on their menu isn't even available yet.

When I was there last night, the hot dogs are sold out, the chickens are not here, and the only thing they have left are the burgers. But even then the burgers at Chicago 7 are not the same as the ones I'm used to.

For instance, I'm used to burgers being called either "chicken burgers" or "beef burgers". Over at Chicago 7, they don't call it Bar-B-Q Beef Burger. They call it Bar-B-Q Cow.

So if you wanna order a beef burger, you tell them you wanna order a cow.

And I couldn't resist pulling some lame jokes on the poor cashier.

Cashier: What would you like to order?
Kenny: I'll have a Bar-B-Q Cow.
Cashier: Bar-B-Q Cow? Or meal?
Kenny: Just the cow.
Cashier: Just the cow?
Kenny: Yeah. Do I have to feed the cow grass or... what?
Cashier: -_-
Kenny: Does it come with milk?
Cashier: No!
Kenny: So how am I gonna fit it in the car?
Cashier: -_____-
Kenny: So if I want milk shake, I just take the cow and shake it a bit, is it?
Cashier: -___________-

The cashier was so put off by my lame jokes, her expression was exactly like this.

I think she was very annoyed lah. Because in the end, she did not even deliver my order!



:: Posted by Kenny at 10:39 AM | Link | Facebook It
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131 Comments:

Mooo...

Posted by: match at 13 January 2008 10:43 AM | Link to comment

lol. =.=

Posted by: magg at 13 January 2008 10:45 AM | Link to comment

if u want ice milk shake u need to freeze the cow 1st -.- mooo~~

Posted by: waiwah at 13 January 2008 10:47 AM | Link to comment

hahaha kenny you're a joker. a cow.

Posted by: kwsoon at 13 January 2008 10:47 AM | Link to comment

haha are you trying to pick up the cashier? notti notti kenny =P

Posted by: Chris at 13 January 2008 10:48 AM | Link to comment

lamey kenny.hmmm...wad abt hotdog?do u get to feed the dog?haha

Posted by: lol at 13 January 2008 10:48 AM | Link to comment

haha.. funneee... but kasian the waitress la~

Posted by: Yvonne at 13 January 2008 10:54 AM | Link to comment

where is it in kuching? I miss Kuching...long long time didn;t go back alreay...

Posted by: nikelis81 at 13 January 2008 11:10 AM | Link to comment

She does not look like she is annoyed, she giggled all the way. LOL!

Posted by: meow! at 13 January 2008 11:30 AM | Link to comment

i miss home...

Posted by: 2k56 at 13 January 2008 11:43 AM | Link to comment

My url is www.davidlai.tv , hahaha, wait till I send you the pics of you on stage man. It's crazeee ! . Cu later !

Posted by: David at 13 January 2008 12:01 PM | Link to comment

Just saw your clip with the waitress ....

Posted by: David at 13 January 2008 12:04 PM | Link to comment

I bet she damn tulan d..dont know how to answer u also..lol..

Posted by: sue me at 13 January 2008 12:10 PM | Link to comment

i dont think they are franchise but look more like local created fastfood chain. this reminds me of our local SugarBun. tried a few days ago but quality of burger and the fish n chips wasnt there.

Posted by: Shen at 13 January 2008 12:11 PM | Link to comment

lol.sahweet.im goin thr tonight

Posted by: Brandon at 13 January 2008 12:20 PM | Link to comment

Nice place and they call it Chicago 7 and is a fast food restaurant. Is that the only shop or is there any branch because i never heard before until you post it.

Posted by: David Chew at 13 January 2008 12:22 PM | Link to comment

Where is this place? I would like to have a look ! :P

Posted by: Daniel Alex at 13 January 2008 12:34 PM | Link to comment

LOL thrs the boy again

Posted by: Jayne at 13 January 2008 12:41 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, I won't want to knock giants like KFC or McDonald on quality or cleanliness. You can get sue for being over popular... ??? ... never mind.

Posted by: william wang at 13 January 2008 12:42 PM | Link to comment

It's great to have this kind of joke to brighten up our day. Hahaha!!!

Posted by: Windwalker at 13 January 2008 12:43 PM | Link to comment

Hah... u r so bad kenny. so bad.. lol

Posted by: Senel at 13 January 2008 12:59 PM | Link to comment

ROFL HAHA.
she must be thinking that you're crazy!!
chicago 7 is really weirrd.
BAR B Q COW?
=.=

Posted by: jmmm at 13 January 2008 1:03 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha. Thanks alot for brightening up my day. You can really come up with the lamest things. XD

Posted by: Kevin at 13 January 2008 1:05 PM | Link to comment

Damn, the burgers cost cheaper compared to the ones in Canada. Too bad the meal itself doesn't include a drink... XD

Posted by: Lucas at 13 January 2008 1:16 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, interesting VIDEO of 'where's my cow?' ... Is it a Freudian slip that you were simply filming her CHEST!? :-)

Have a good day!

Posted by: Julian Si at 13 January 2008 1:24 PM | Link to comment

yeah

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 13 January 2008 1:42 PM | Link to comment

SO EVIL

Posted by: zihwye at 13 January 2008 1:51 PM | Link to comment

LOLOLOLOL...so funny that she never noticed that you were recording her. Wish that I could see the expression on her face. Another good one man. Keep it going :)

Posted by: Stanley Liew at 13 January 2008 2:25 PM | Link to comment

hahahahahahahaah
you should have titled this "the things i do for my blog"

Posted by: skim at 13 January 2008 2:58 PM | Link to comment

Good Joke Kenny.. I believe that humorous customers always lit up the workers' day :D

Posted by: ryan at 13 January 2008 3:05 PM | Link to comment

bad bad ;p

Posted by: nel at 13 January 2008 3:21 PM | Link to comment

where is this place?
never heard of it..

Posted by: aVe at 13 January 2008 3:26 PM | Link to comment

LOL! Kenny! u're a BIG meanie!

Posted by: Carol at 13 January 2008 3:28 PM | Link to comment

hahaha! pity tht girl larhhh.! >_

Posted by: Natasha at 13 January 2008 3:36 PM | Link to comment

lol.. u sibei bo liao..

Posted by: Rem at 13 January 2008 3:37 PM | Link to comment

Bar-B-Q Cow ?
Are they trying to make it hard for the customer or they're trying to make it funny ?
If you complain McD or KFC on cleanness, they won't sue you. They just make it cleaner.

Posted by: Waltz at 13 January 2008 3:50 PM | Link to comment

Haha. Kenny Si bei de siao lor!!

I can't help staring at her boobs when you mention cow and milk...

Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 13 January 2008 3:54 PM | Link to comment

LOL. Deesiao her...
Mean sia. But funny lah.
Hahahahaah XPpPpP

Posted by: Xinying :D at 13 January 2008 3:59 PM | Link to comment

kenny u da playa.

Posted by: badcow at 13 January 2008 4:09 PM | Link to comment

-_____________- so lameeeeeee oneeeeeeee

Posted by: twinkle at 13 January 2008 4:27 PM | Link to comment

hahaha

Posted by: kenji at 13 January 2008 5:05 PM | Link to comment

haiyo you very the "cow" la, cashier also wan to kau tehehehehe

Posted by: evelyn at 13 January 2008 5:33 PM | Link to comment

Luckily you met a cashier who is patient enough with you and she still can laugh at your jokes.

Posted by: David Chew at 13 January 2008 5:38 PM | Link to comment

I always wonder why chicken meat is called chicken and cow meat is called beef. And why beef burger and not cow burger as in chicken burger.. is just chicken burger? (start to talk nonsense already) Finally....a place that can agree with me calling it cow instead... hahaha

Posted by: jc at 13 January 2008 6:16 PM | Link to comment

mhwahahhaa....lame yet funny lah. She giggled..;-)
you're so charming kenny..ha.ha!

Posted by: Miss Lai lai at 13 January 2008 6:20 PM | Link to comment

holy cow!

Posted by: tw at 13 January 2008 6:35 PM | Link to comment

Bad Kenny, shooting tat girl's boobs only. Pretty aa?

Posted by: *_* at 13 January 2008 7:28 PM | Link to comment

OmGosh..this is funny!! :-)

Posted by: jaclyn at 13 January 2008 7:55 PM | Link to comment

poor cashier...hehe
anyway...where's the Chicago 7? exactly where? (blurrr...)

Posted by: LOVE X at 13 January 2008 8:04 PM | Link to comment

lol, poor waitress.
how come she didn't notice you're recording.

Posted by: wying at 13 January 2008 8:07 PM | Link to comment

KENNY BUYING COW! HAVE A NICE DAY!

Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 13 January 2008 9:18 PM | Link to comment

Are you off your head??? "The quality of food here is a lot better" - the food is disastrous, to say the least, man! The chicken used in the burgers is processed, not real chicken, the fries are VERY soggy. It's all pretty inedible, have to say.

The street stalls are WAY better for burgers than Chicago 7, sorry people who own it, but it's the truth. There's no quality to the food at all. They could have opened a cool burger joint with awesome, fresh food and creative burger toppings . What a disappointment.

Up side? If people are honest enough to tell them the food sucks, they have time to change and do better. Being honest is the best way to help Chicago 7 keep it "stayin' alive".

Posted by: Happy at 13 January 2008 9:46 PM | Link to comment

funny xD

Posted by: kian~ at 13 January 2008 9:47 PM | Link to comment

u are so lame

Posted by: tik at 13 January 2008 10:19 PM | Link to comment

Sarawak a lot of BUFFALOS,why don't they change it to BAR B Q BUFFALO BURGER (BURGER KERBAU).sure La Ku one.

Posted by: BorneoMan at 13 January 2008 10:32 PM | Link to comment

her boobs so small...

Posted by: Jeffrey Chew at 13 January 2008 10:39 PM | Link to comment

*cold wind swept by*

brrrrr.. so cold.

Posted by: Nicole at 13 January 2008 11:05 PM | Link to comment

Wow....Looks so tasty....
Can challenge KFC and Macdonald and zakiyamani.com fried chicken!!!

Posted by: zaki at 13 January 2008 11:21 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHAH, lame
why izzit always the poor little kid -_-

Posted by: nic at 13 January 2008 11:39 PM | Link to comment

Lame la your joke! No wonder her expression is
-_________________________-"

Posted by: leongsoon at 14 January 2008 12:14 AM | Link to comment

LOL..if i'm the cashier..i'll be fuming too

Posted by: jenz at 14 January 2008 12:18 AM | Link to comment

Hey Dude, Bart would have told you " Don't have a cow, man".

Posted by: e at 14 January 2008 12:56 AM | Link to comment

hmmm.. did i heard she say COW or 9... BBQ 9.. i thought only available in Cambodia or somewhere like tat... or even soup rocket... they have it as fast food ar... not bad

Posted by: Noto at 14 January 2008 7:20 AM | Link to comment

kenny you flirt

Posted by: 2k56 at 14 January 2008 7:56 AM | Link to comment

greetings from ca,usa!
u don't know me personally but i like ur blog
very funny& entertaining
hmm, we never have a chicago 7 in america though..

Posted by: Jessica at 14 January 2008 7:57 AM | Link to comment

wait for the cow to come home.....

Posted by: choongkeat at 14 January 2008 8:45 AM | Link to comment

Kenny dah takde keje.. menyakat orang..

Posted by: oya ashikin at 14 January 2008 8:51 AM | Link to comment

hahaha.. So funny.. really brighten up my mood.. =)

Why Kuching has so many funny shop names? hahaha..

Posted by: moon at 14 January 2008 9:25 AM | Link to comment

*jealous*


it LOOKS soooooooo good...

*pouts*

the bad thing, is i'm in singapore..

Posted by: missunpredictable at 14 January 2008 9:25 AM | Link to comment

*Moooo*

naughty kenny :)

Posted by: xinyun at 14 January 2008 9:47 AM | Link to comment

OMG... Did anyone tell u that u got a sexy voice...

Posted by: Lulu at 14 January 2008 10:41 AM | Link to comment

lol really funny...=.= i mean...'just the cow' is so hilarious man......T.T good job..

Posted by: anson at 14 January 2008 11:32 AM | Link to comment

Hillarious

Posted by: evelyn at 14 January 2008 11:36 AM | Link to comment


i bet when she finds this entry her expression will be extra long

---____________________________---

Posted by: tom at 14 January 2008 11:51 AM | Link to comment

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Seven

Chicago 7 is actually a trial in US. And I thought that it's actually an actual restaurant in US.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 January 2008 11:56 AM | Link to comment

wahaha.....naughty Kenny!

Posted by: call me prince at 14 January 2008 11:57 AM | Link to comment

doink lame joke indeed

Posted by: burpsi at 14 January 2008 1:44 PM | Link to comment

shake the cow for a milkshake la. nice try at picking her up :P

Posted by: Kevin Chan at 14 January 2008 2:30 PM | Link to comment

U so naughty!! Lol!! If i was the waitress i think i will keep laughing there. Maybe she doesnt has the humour sense. ops!! =X That's y she -________-

Posted by: Sharon at 14 January 2008 3:22 PM | Link to comment

quite cheap the fast food...

Posted by: rawpotato at 14 January 2008 3:36 PM | Link to comment

Since the restaurant is new, is the food nice.

Posted by: David Chew at 14 January 2008 3:41 PM | Link to comment

Why no link about Boulevard and The Spring Shopping Mall? Too scare to give any comments?

Posted by: sammi at 14 January 2008 3:41 PM | Link to comment

even though what you said to the cashier was really lame, it still made me laugh :)

Posted by: Blossom at 14 January 2008 3:48 PM | Link to comment

Why must link about "Bullybark" and The Spring? They din even send me any invitation for their opening.

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 14 January 2008 4:35 PM | Link to comment

Small boobs are small.

Posted by: Laksarian at 14 January 2008 4:39 PM | Link to comment

hahahahaha.. lame meh? I think it's pretty funny *ROFLMAO*

Posted by: ahlost at 14 January 2008 5:32 PM | Link to comment

This is what I know...Why C7 resembles SB? Coz C7 is owned by an ex-SB. Why didn't they serve full menu? Coz some products are still being imported from USA and they're rushing for opening due to ridiculously high rental which can easily bankrupt you and which it only benefits the landlord who doesn't give a shit about your predicament.

Kenny, i hope you can do another review when they serve the full menu. I sincerely wish the boss will make it and turn it into another home grown franchise. We need to support local businesses but of course they need to serve decent and value for money food lah.

Posted by: kk at 14 January 2008 7:31 PM | Link to comment

why u showing us her boobs only? XD lol! joke..

Posted by: wtf?! XD at 14 January 2008 7:52 PM | Link to comment

LoL.

-______-

Posted by: Wayne at 14 January 2008 8:47 PM | Link to comment

Kenny you shouldn't make fun at fast food outlets, you might get special sauce one day, "cream of some young guy" :)

Posted by: pmc at 14 January 2008 11:12 PM | Link to comment

how can i not love you.. u are so damn funny.. no matter how tired i am for the whole day.. never did i missed readin ur blog.. it freshens me just like magic *ting* .. please do keep on the good job... cus i am sure there are lots more people who loves u like i do.. ! ganbatteh neh!

Posted by: joey at 14 January 2008 11:15 PM | Link to comment

The name look canggih :P

Posted by: Planet Lowyat at 14 January 2008 11:56 PM | Link to comment

kenny ah kenny that p24 website you put cannot work one!

Posted by: fnbteam at 15 January 2008 12:18 AM | Link to comment

That's probably worse than the ads u see at Macdonalds for the big mac. They actually just take a stand-alone picture of the burger and the words "moo..." right above it...

Posted by: Ash at 15 January 2008 1:22 AM | Link to comment

Kenny that was a lame lame joke :P

Posted by: iamthewitch at 15 January 2008 7:19 AM | Link to comment

reminds me of this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uhlRnh51qnQ

Posted by: lsha at 15 January 2008 7:47 AM | Link to comment

The Chicago 7 may one day be like Mcd or KFC.

Posted by: David Chew at 15 January 2008 2:00 PM | Link to comment

lols. can i have a cow?

Posted by: idunnoliao at 15 January 2008 3:26 PM | Link to comment

It's pretty cheap for fast food.. I wonder why she didn't notice you filming :-?

Posted by: vkeong at 15 January 2008 5:54 PM | Link to comment

Eeewwwkkk..!! that was really lame.. Kenny..!!

Posted by: Mama Bok at 15 January 2008 11:49 PM | Link to comment

ur voice is so sexy

Posted by: colby at 16 January 2008 2:10 AM | Link to comment

pity the casher, lol

Posted by: sun at 16 January 2008 2:29 PM | Link to comment

muahaha..Moo Moo !!

Posted by: someone at 16 January 2008 3:34 PM | Link to comment

seems like you were flirting. lol

Posted by: michelle at 16 January 2008 4:23 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, I love your voice! I love your teeth too, omg i have something for vampire teeth. I think u're kinda cute. HAHA. I replayed the video on the "Cow" for 10 times already i think, just to listen to your voice =)
Oh man oh man, KENNYY.. hahaha. Hope I'm not scaring you.

Posted by: Penny at 16 January 2008 10:28 PM | Link to comment

Oh and yeah Colby, I agree, Kenny's voice is so sexy. Haha. =D

Posted by: Penny at 16 January 2008 10:29 PM | Link to comment

kenny, u super lame la
hahahahaha

Posted by: mying at 16 January 2008 11:31 PM | Link to comment

wasn't sugarbun one of the first fastfood outlets to coin the terms "broaster", "broasted" chicken etc..?

just a thought :)

Posted by: carol at 17 January 2008 2:34 AM | Link to comment

Kenny oh kenny! did the waitress know who you were? the vid looks like an unsuccessful pick up session!

love you, man!

Posted by: abby at 17 January 2008 11:59 AM | Link to comment

Hey! I am the waitress, when you told me the joke, i was like 'right..........'

Posted by: WaitressGirl at 17 January 2008 7:22 PM | Link to comment

Hey! I am the waitress's boyfriend, why did you keep looking and shooting at her boobs?

Posted by: WaitressGirl's Boyfriend at 17 January 2008 8:02 PM | Link to comment

where is chicago 7 located in kuching?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 January 2008 6:38 PM | Link to comment

lame..

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 January 2008 9:12 PM | Link to comment

Met folks from Malaysia in North America a couple years ago, and they were afraid to Eat at KFC because of "Bad Food" experience back home. We were amazed that the concept of "RETURNING" Bad Tasting or Ill Prepared food was not even part of their consciousness. I've even returned Food because Gravy spilt and Fries were Cold & Soggy when I got home. Besides running afoul of Ministry of Consumer Affairs & Dept of Health, it is simply GOOD BUSINESS to cultivate the REPEAT Customer.
Reason "Fast Food" have the Junk Food label is because they serve OVERLY Nutricious Food, CHEAPER than you could Prepare it at home most times. Macdonalds even have a FREE Drink Re-Fill Policy most places and you can take it with you.
TIP:- For home cooked Burgers, Nothing beats Presidents' Choice "Thick & Juicy" for Flavour,Quality & Price. No need for Garnish just some Veg on top.MMMMM!

Posted by: Flinkus at 21 January 2008 1:08 PM | Link to comment

Look at ur video..look where it's focused on..

she must think you're a perv or sumthin..

Posted by: ??? at 21 January 2008 7:28 PM | Link to comment

oh now i baru know this place is in 3rd mile there... damn u kenny didnt mention where is the shop located!

Posted by: albagmane at 22 January 2008 12:19 AM | Link to comment

5.90 with fries somemore, sounds cheap compares with Mc D's

Posted by: singye at 23 January 2008 11:10 PM | Link to comment

cows do not drink milk!

Posted by: Hann at 24 January 2008 4:19 PM | Link to comment

Not sure if the price is reasonable, if it is lower than McD or KFC and is good then probably can be famous.

Posted by: David Chew at 25 January 2008 1:32 AM | Link to comment

pfftttt..
Retarded lah you. so random.
but i think it makes working happier for her:D
Shes half giggling and half -_- to me

Posted by: pft at 26 January 2008 5:58 PM | Link to comment

been there...so funny with the 'cow' thing...but the fries arent that bad...hehe

Posted by: eyien at 30 January 2008 8:31 PM | Link to comment

kesian waiter .I haven't went to Chicago 7.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 March 2008 9:39 PM | Link to comment

ARGH!!!! I accidentally became a chicken!!!

Posted by: Angeline at 01 March 2008 9:41 PM | Link to comment

Hey, I think the same cashier entertained u is the same one who entertained me before. haha.. i asked her the exact same thing when i first went into Chicago 7. And guess wat, she never delivered my order. hahahah

Posted by: Olivia at 09 March 2008 7:01 PM | Link to comment

O.o i live near chicago 7.

Posted by: michael at 23 March 2008 11:54 AM | Link to comment

LOL! So funny..

Posted by: maybs at 04 April 2008 2:44 AM | Link to comment

..this place ain't for me..
Going once...but going twice? Na-uh!
the fries so 'teng teng' (bloody hard one..makes my gigi kantoi dy)..and the service..haiz! lauya..
Well if u dun have tat bloody milkshake js say so...and u dun plan to refund back my money unless i ask? WTF
Dun mean to 'suan siao'..but really get a new set of employees to run that place

Posted by: Lindy at 27 April 2008 4:38 PM | Link to comment

HAHA..super lame..

Posted by: deckland at 21 June 2008 4:43 PM | Link to comment

nice one kenny.wahahaha

Posted by: wehavecowseverywhere at 23 June 2008 7:24 PM | Link to comment

LOL been thr before. doesn't taste as great as KFC though..

Posted by: Kwang Yiaw at 15 July 2008 11:18 PM | Link to comment

i prefer KFC more honestly....

Posted by: chaihui at 15 July 2008 11:24 PM | Link to comment

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