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30 September 2007
Short Talk:
Free Myanmar .
The Most Kickass Fan Mail Ever™
A few days ago, I was asked to promote a local band's new CD album.

That's alright. kennysia.com is always happy to support Malaysian independent bands, especially one with a name as cool as Ben's Bitches.
They sent me a package some time later, and in it are two CDs and The Most Kickass Fan Mail™ I have ever received.

This guy is gonna be such a good role model for kids.
Thanks CK. For such a kickass letter, I decided to give your album a free plug on kennysia.com.
Granted, you're probably not sober when you wrote me that letter. And granted, your music is probably not the kind that I'd listen to with my mom.

But when you have a love song on the album as hilarious as The Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia, bashing up all of Amber's rivals, it's damn hard not to recommend it.
You can check out more about Ben's Bitches here.
Meanwhile, I should be out "wrecking more havoc" for "Lord Satan".
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90 Comments:
Nice!
Posted by: JD at 30 September 2007 11:58 AM | Link to comment
hahaha i heard of them quite a while d. hahaha dl their songs and yeah the songs damn lawakz!
Posted by: pinksterz at 30 September 2007 12:05 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHHAAHHAA!! Inspiration from porn??
Posted by: Philip at 30 September 2007 12:11 PM | Link to comment
CLASS!
Posted by: kenneth at 30 September 2007 12:24 PM | Link to comment
haha gila for amber chia...alamak....
Posted by: wayne at 30 September 2007 12:34 PM | Link to comment
Hey dude..that is one funny song. Oh, since I am here..Fifth!
Posted by: e at 30 September 2007 12:36 PM | Link to comment
BEN'S BITCHES!!! YARGH!! Their first album was a mad hit around Subang jaya as they were rampaging aroound selling their album.
Good music though!
Posted by: Jimbo at 30 September 2007 12:38 PM | Link to comment
Malaysia Boleh~~!!!(?)
Posted by: Senel at 30 September 2007 12:56 PM | Link to comment
Hah Hah Hah! Those songs HOT like the sun!! Got powers of ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!Awesome!?!?!
Posted by: Mckenzey at 30 September 2007 12:57 PM | Link to comment
*faint* these guys come up with this kinda songs. Damn faint. But damn giler la!! Hhahaha!!!
Posted by: mei at 30 September 2007 1:24 PM | Link to comment
Haha.. nice song man...
Cha cha cha remix!!
Posted by: choongkeat at 30 September 2007 1:49 PM | Link to comment
ben's bitches rocks! especially their song peter the pirate :P
Posted by: aya at 30 September 2007 2:55 PM | Link to comment
BLeCh~~
Posted by: Stargazer at 30 September 2007 3:15 PM | Link to comment
EeewwW~~~ :P
Posted by: Stargazer at 30 September 2007 3:17 PM | Link to comment
wonder what will be her response when she saw the videoclip.. haha..
Posted by: ahlost at 30 September 2007 3:21 PM | Link to comment
Hahahahah... Very nice for Amber Chia. She should be proud of u guys singing a song for her!! Free Promo hahhaa
Posted by: keith at 30 September 2007 3:27 PM | Link to comment
Ben's Bitches rocks totally! You are so cialat~
Posted by: Wongww at 30 September 2007 3:33 PM | Link to comment
omg...this song is lame! but very entertaining~!!!
Posted by: mC at 30 September 2007 4:14 PM | Link to comment
haha. i love it that they din put on fake accents like other stupid malaysian bands.
i hate malaysian bands. untalented losers wit fake accents.
but bens bitches arent too bad
Posted by: skim at 30 September 2007 4:15 PM | Link to comment
worthy effort,
but those are some seriously retarded rhymes.
Posted by: KilllRoy at 30 September 2007 4:17 PM | Link to comment
im getting one of those album.... he is damn good... kenny, u go remix make it feng tau song lar... :P
Posted by: Mikemmery at 30 September 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment
sot..kakakaka.
Posted by: amsBKI at 30 September 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment
well, amber chia have does have this song in her cellphone.... found it here.. http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
just scroll down to the middle of the page or ctrl-f and type in Ben's Bitches
Posted by: CJ at 30 September 2007 6:16 PM | Link to comment
Eww.. if I were Amber Chia I'll get offended. I can't believe that they lust for her! *shudders* *shudders*
Posted by: Abby at 30 September 2007 6:21 PM | Link to comment
They are very talented - refreshing for a local band, unlike all those wannabes, they have their own style.
Posted by: Ree Nee at 30 September 2007 6:36 PM | Link to comment
Haha, this guys are creative, and talented
Posted by: Coolboy at 30 September 2007 7:13 PM | Link to comment
The singing is horrible...
Posted by: Mike at 30 September 2007 7:20 PM | Link to comment
ahahah! ben's bitches rock! damn funny wei. heheheheh. glad to see them up here. heheheh
Posted by: Qian at 30 September 2007 7:40 PM | Link to comment
aiyo, malaysian bands damn sucky la. at lesat this ben's bitches guys dont sound fake american lol.....
Posted by: zouk at 30 September 2007 8:10 PM | Link to comment
That is just so horribly nice in a rather uplifting yet simplistic way. I shall catagorise it as Easy Listening on my iTune.
Posted by: sibuchic at 30 September 2007 8:23 PM | Link to comment
Ben's Bitches are the lamest band on this planet.
They're so lame, they'd lose a 100m dash for quadriplegics.
Talentless homos.
Now Panda Head Curry? that's a real band!
Posted by: PHC Fan at 30 September 2007 9:23 PM | Link to comment
Haha...dat youtube sounds like u singing...hilarious...really funny...nice one...
Posted by: Jessie at 30 September 2007 9:47 PM | Link to comment
lol that's hilarious! eh pinksterz don't dl lah. buy their album! i would but i don't really understand malay so i wouldnt waste my money for just a couple of songs. haha.
Posted by: rd at 30 September 2007 10:13 PM | Link to comment
lord satan? yucks!!!!
btw the youtube is funny. amber chia dance cha cha? hahaha....
Posted by: bjk at 30 September 2007 10:14 PM | Link to comment
Wahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!!!
*sigh*
Wahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhaa!!!
Posted by: Anna at 30 September 2007 10:20 PM | Link to comment
wtf like tat u call singing huh?like tat also can have albums huh?wat has happened to today's world lah.it seems like any kind of ppl also can bcome singers and produce albums these days such as daniel.
Posted by: -mel w- at 30 September 2007 10:40 PM | Link to comment
ahhahaha ben's bitches can go mainstream soon! yay! they are quite popular(in an underground way) in my hometown Subang Jaya.
Even more so if the people in my year has siblings in his year. I heard that he was a senior in my school!
Posted by: Jayelle at 30 September 2007 11:21 PM | Link to comment
man, i'll have 2 of whatever they having while wring that letter.
Posted by: adrian at 30 September 2007 11:22 PM | Link to comment
hey... the amber chia song is VERY familiar... i think it came out a while back rite... appreciate them all the same!
Posted by: Sa at 30 September 2007 11:28 PM | Link to comment
The singing sucks la wei, but at least the lyrics are funny!
Posted by: leongsoon at 30 September 2007 11:33 PM | Link to comment
Lol Ben's Bitches have a song entitled "berbulu",
and it is the shit.
I recommend everyone to go listen to it.
Posted by: hweeching at 30 September 2007 11:46 PM | Link to comment
'kenny sia, we love you kenny sia. dance with us and do the cha, cha, cha....'
LOL
Posted by: Arth Akal at 30 September 2007 11:53 PM | Link to comment
Wahahahahahahaha...... can't stop laughing....very orginal indeed. Where to get one?
Posted by: Sharon at 01 October 2007 12:02 AM | Link to comment
Lol. Pretty good. Shades of They Might Be Giants perhaps?
Posted by: ah liew at 01 October 2007 12:04 AM | Link to comment
his handwriting dem ugly
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 October 2007 12:04 AM | Link to comment
The way CK wrote the letter was hilarious. So does his song.. he Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia.. Nice one Ben's Bitches! LOL.
Posted by: Steven at 01 October 2007 12:12 AM | Link to comment
cool one
Posted by: jasongan at 01 October 2007 12:40 AM | Link to comment
HA!HA!HA! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 01 October 2007 12:57 AM | Link to comment
Lol.. lovely letter.. but I can't read the words accept "kennyyyyyyyyy.. "
@-@
Posted by: curryegg at 01 October 2007 2:36 AM | Link to comment
I reckon that you are a caring and smart man for you care about other countries as well.
What is going on in Burma is very sad and people from Burma are helpless for they don't have any tools or power to go against the ruthless, cruel military government.
Posted by: About Myanmar (Burma) at 01 October 2007 2:51 AM | Link to comment
ha ha ha ha ha!
for lord satan, indeed! ben's bitches, come round to the cbox and wreak havoc!
ha ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: shylo at 01 October 2007 5:57 AM | Link to comment
The singing is better then the hand writing~~
Posted by: Mike at 01 October 2007 7:32 AM | Link to comment
wah si beh jia lak man
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 01 October 2007 7:47 AM | Link to comment
OMG!! My Dear, is it you singing that 'I love Amber Chia' song? Hahahaaa!!!
Posted by: jane aka kepo at 01 October 2007 8:14 AM | Link to comment
waraoooo... can his handwriting be more legible or not? how to sign kissass autographs like this!!!
have to be a bit pedantic and say "it's awesome to read with occasional awesome chick-photos that allow us to OGRE at" sentence just made me lose some respect.
dude, use a dictionary. :P
Posted by: naeboo at 01 October 2007 8:29 AM | Link to comment
I'd like to rate the song 1/5.
Posted by: kwai at 01 October 2007 10:43 AM | Link to comment
They got the video finished out already? Hehe, thanks for sharing this... That was so funny =)
Posted by: Eng Seng at 01 October 2007 11:09 AM | Link to comment
dont forget Sexercise from their previous album!.. and GIRL FROM IPOH!
hahahahaahahah.... hows it going kenny!
Posted by: NESSA at 01 October 2007 11:22 AM | Link to comment
well, they are funny!!
I hope Amber has no hard feeling with it :P
Posted by: sun at 01 October 2007 1:16 PM | Link to comment
Wow.. this band exist in Msia?? They make big deal abt Gwen Stefani's dress.. yet there is this band that people listen to.. thanking "lord Satan"... and band name "Ben's Bitches"?... the first time I heard that phrase first thing came to mind are they gayS?? who is Ben's Bitches.. is it the other two members?!! ickyyy
Posted by: bear at 01 October 2007 3:54 PM | Link to comment
wont buy it even for a dollar! This is band of homos
Posted by: anne at 01 October 2007 3:56 PM | Link to comment
CK CK CK when will u learn that ribald randomness is so last century. haha
Posted by: Wai Sie at 01 October 2007 4:34 PM | Link to comment
ck's writing is always so ugly. but he is a smart guy.
Posted by: wendy at 01 October 2007 5:43 PM | Link to comment
i cant read the letter...too cakar ayam
Posted by: rawpotato at 01 October 2007 6:27 PM | Link to comment
Funny for the first time, but incredibly annoying if you hear it more than once. Buy an entire CD to hear that voice? *Shudder* Btw, I like Wierd Al Yankovich. He's actually clever. These guys are just funny because they're so retarded/lame.
Posted by: Cat City Rocks at 01 October 2007 7:04 PM | Link to comment
AH PHUIK!!!! then ben bitches song is so the SUX!!!
Posted by: girl at 01 October 2007 8:25 PM | Link to comment
They'll still have to beat Namewee's Negaraku-ku. It OWNZ.
Posted by: Kurt at 01 October 2007 10:08 PM | Link to comment
shit you lord satan,dumb arse ck for saying tht.go rot in hell forever!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 October 2007 10:57 PM | Link to comment
Lord Satan will forgive you and offer you a place in hell next to Saddan Hussien. So don't worry Chicken with No Name, you'll enjoy it.
Posted by: CK at 02 October 2007 12:20 AM | Link to comment
Absolutely hilarious...
Posted by: zewt
at 02 October 2007
1:08 AM | Link to comment
Subang Jaya's SMKSU student might hear of this band b4........i got their 1st album....forgot wat's the name d but then still rmb the BERBULU
Lyric is nice and funny
Creative la!
*i guess i know who are u...ck*
Posted by: SecretKeeper at 02 October 2007 1:34 AM | Link to comment
Just so you know... my PMR examination started yesterday and the first paper was Bahasa Melayu. I couldn't sleep the night before so I decided to visit your blog...
I am proud to tell you and Ben's Bitches that the last song I heard before I sat for the paper was none other than, AMBER CHIA!
OMG. Thank god I did not write about Amber's tits, or bee-stung lips and dress on the answer sheet =P
Posted by: Matt at 02 October 2007 4:14 AM | Link to comment
So he knows he is going to hell...
Posted by: Ben at 02 October 2007 7:56 AM | Link to comment
Greeting from Dubai! :) You know what they serve Babybel on Emirates omg.
Posted by: Cheesie at 02 October 2007 9:52 AM | Link to comment
Met one of them before; he tried to sell some of his cd's to my friends and I.. apparently, they've been around for ten years, and never got anywhere. One of my friends actually bought the cd for RM 5. Listening to it, it was no wonder they never got anywhere.
Posted by: cris at 02 October 2007 10:16 AM | Link to comment
can someone tell me what's so special about amber chia? it's not hard to find malaysian girls who are way hotter than her!!!
Posted by: anti-chia at 02 October 2007 12:08 PM | Link to comment
Eh what album is that in the background with the hot pr0ns*?!
Posted by: curious george at 02 October 2007 12:20 PM | Link to comment
can't stand so-called satan's worshippers. balless annoying full of complex mofos.
Posted by: violet the witch at 02 October 2007 3:02 PM | Link to comment
hahaha .... and here i tot i had the worst writing ever .... nice letter .. U Rock CK
Posted by: faith at 02 October 2007 8:38 PM | Link to comment
My initials are CK too. Then again, so are a million other people's. Geez.
Posted by: Carmen at 02 October 2007 10:12 PM | Link to comment
u guys know wut?Amber chia had d song as her ringtone. I bet she dun really understand words haha
Posted by: wafi at 03 October 2007 10:07 AM | Link to comment
I like the Berbulu Song. Hehehhee.
Posted by: wolfx at 03 October 2007 3:38 PM | Link to comment
I overheard Amber Chia saying she wants to give oral presentation to Ben's dick. I guess she's one of dem Ben's bitches now.
Posted by: Kevin Koh at 03 October 2007 4:54 PM | Link to comment
Hey - I love ben's bitches and have also used one of their songs "kotek berbulu" as my video's music.
you can check out kotek berbulu by ben's bitches @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4VscJPjvM
enjoy ^^
Posted by: ngguanlim at 06 October 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment
Their best song is still... 'k*t*k berbulu', made me fall in love with them
Posted by: zhl at 06 October 2007 10:16 PM | Link to comment
KNN I WANT THEIR NEW ALBUMMMM
NATIONAL DISSERVICE WAS HILARIOUS ESP THE OLD NEWSPAPER LADY TRACK LOL
YES I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS
Posted by: SCHIZZOW at 09 October 2007 11:16 AM | Link to comment
gawd..they're worse than high school standard
Posted by: eyepop at 11 October 2007 11:54 PM | Link to comment
omg. kotek berbulu was DAMN funny! and i had fun reading an interview in Junk Mag. Ben's Bitches is somewhat-somewhatnot revolutionary.
whatever lah. they're great to listen to, and has been quite a hit here in subang. :)
Posted by: lydkwan at 15 October 2007 3:40 AM | Link to comment
weh guys...u sure karpal singh still hv ur backs ah..?huhu...
Posted by: ajeem at 24 October 2007 12:20 AM | Link to comment
hmm... this is wat i personally think- guys should still be the one making the 1st move... i trust that not all gals will turned a guy's 1st move into some kind of joke and jus make fun out of it... that is wat uncivilised gals do, i believe.. and if a guy got attracted to such person, its just LUCK!! furthermore gals are a lot more sensitive and they easily get hurt especially when they faced rejection... think bout this, they may be so stupid that they will end up feeling ashamed for the rest of their life.. while for the another STRONGER and more EGOISTIC species, they can easily pretend as if ntg had happened and move on with their life... so,come to think about it, isnt it better for the guys to make the 1st move if it does more good than harm??
Posted by: girl at 24 October 2007 11:14 PM | Link to comment


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