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09 July 2007

Short Talk:

Holy cow! Durex is inviting all interested Malaysians to apply for positions (pardon the pun) as Durex's Official Condom Tester.

Just imagine how much value that's gonna add to your resume.


The Best Cybercafe In Ipoh

Spotted this incredible offer outside a cybercafe in Ipoh.

This cybercafe is giving free internet access, forever!

You gotta wonder how is that even possible. That's like Giant opening up their shop and asking everyone to take their groceries without paying. Forever!

How the heck can this kinda business even make money right?



No wonder close shop already.


:: Posted by Kenny at 1:07 AM | Link | Facebook It
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76 Comments:

Clearly, this blog entry was just a temporary filler-post. :P

Some updates are better than no updates.

Just got back home from KL. Tired like hell. Gimme a break lah ok?

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 09 July 2007 4:09 AM | Link to comment

Wahahaha! Nice jokes!

Posted by: Shea Speare at 09 July 2007 4:17 AM | Link to comment

whoa got such thing ar

Posted by: FC at 09 July 2007 4:20 AM | Link to comment

my god!!! Of course close shop lar ... ...

Posted by: khang at 09 July 2007 4:36 AM | Link to comment

must be using hopeless computer. or hopeless internet service.

Posted by: walabee at 09 July 2007 4:42 AM | Link to comment

At last a post that non-Malaysian can understand and appreciate :)

Posted by: Annie at 09 July 2007 5:20 AM | Link to comment

i dun geddit

Posted by: skim at 09 July 2007 5:33 AM | Link to comment

Hie Kenny,
yiu trael too much!! hahaha!! anyways.. u dnt reply email one ah..?!

Posted by: Angeline at 09 July 2007 5:42 AM | Link to comment

i live in ipoh i also dunno got tis cc. So funny.

Posted by: colby at 09 July 2007 5:46 AM | Link to comment

Starbucks clone? maybe you need to spend RM10 on a drink for free Internet.

Posted by: LcF at 09 July 2007 8:03 AM | Link to comment

the durex application ald expired lar.. nov 2006 woeiii!

Posted by: naeboo at 09 July 2007 9:05 AM | Link to comment

i'm surprised you managed to get back to kuching at all... haha.

Posted by: eyeris at 09 July 2007 9:12 AM | Link to comment

i love the cafe leh...

but nonetheless ...

it was free for the shop's lifetime lah...

btw, the condom tester thing ended in Nov'06

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 09 July 2007 9:52 AM | Link to comment

in the famous words of the author...
knnccb!!!

oh and by the way.. the durex thing ended in nov 06..
u damn mean la.. i nearly fell off my chair..
**DREAM** job le..

Posted by: vickna at 09 July 2007 9:54 AM | Link to comment

Dear, poor you...travel alot, take care!

Posted by: Jane aka 'kepo' at 09 July 2007 9:55 AM | Link to comment

OI KENNY!!! PLS RESPECT MY PRIVACY!!! IF YOU WANNA PROMOTE MY CAFE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE SO BEFORE IT CLOSED DOWN!!!

Posted by: 818 Internet Cafe Owner at 09 July 2007 9:58 AM | Link to comment

go die lar u 818 internet cafe owner... close down already, privacy wad privacy lar?

Posted by: bluck at 09 July 2007 10:07 AM | Link to comment

Probably they had made good business, already 8 so close this small shop doing other big business.

Posted by: Pai Kia at 09 July 2007 10:16 AM | Link to comment

Hallo! Yes have a good rest then post up some nice post.

Posted by: I am a 'Good Boy' at 09 July 2007 10:19 AM | Link to comment

HA!HA! U REALLY HAVE A SHARP EYES! NICE POST!

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 09 July 2007 10:36 AM | Link to comment

LoL how is it that you get to see interesting stuff like that in Ipoh when all I saw was limestone hills there?!

Posted by: Sarah at 09 July 2007 10:51 AM | Link to comment

Free Internet Forever? Well ... forever just ended .....

Posted by: KA® at 09 July 2007 10:59 AM | Link to comment

Ahaha, the last pic got me laughing! You WERE in Ipoh?!!

Posted by: leongsoon at 09 July 2007 10:59 AM | Link to comment

They have the internet in Ipoh now?

Posted by: Stevo the Ang Moh at 09 July 2007 11:13 AM | Link to comment

lolz, its a funny one..

Posted by: sun at 09 July 2007 11:31 AM | Link to comment

free... right :P

Posted by: xinyun at 09 July 2007 11:38 AM | Link to comment

you know how people always missed out things that could be the headlines of the year? You're definately not one of em'. Aw, people worshipped backstreet boys, eminem and Akon. I worship you. Er, no, dun get too excited. I wun kiss the path you walk on or touch your socks to get your signature, but you're definately a cool person to be THE idol.

Posted by: Zu at 09 July 2007 11:39 AM | Link to comment

shit..that's funny for sure

Posted by: piyo at 09 July 2007 12:37 PM | Link to comment

Zu, you have no life

Posted by: No Life at 09 July 2007 12:39 PM | Link to comment

i guess it is

"free as long as the shop is not bankrup"

Posted by: Wahlau.NET at 09 July 2007 1:17 PM | Link to comment

OMG OMG...Im from Ipoh also I din know bout this cybercafe stuff..=)

Posted by: angelwong at 09 July 2007 1:18 PM | Link to comment

Isn't that in Greentown???? o_O

Posted by: Mayyan at 09 July 2007 2:58 PM | Link to comment

Erm, maybe that shop in at upstairs eh...

Anyway, it's nice joke... haha

Posted by: Albert at 09 July 2007 3:13 PM | Link to comment

hehehe, no cc can survive like that unless got some rich fella sponsor it.

Posted by: Antabax at 09 July 2007 3:19 PM | Link to comment

hahahaha good post

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 July 2007 3:45 PM | Link to comment

izzit all de bloggers hav sharp eyes??! They will notice all de little things happen around them... Juz like this post... hahaha:) A passenger will juz pass by it but not thinking of taking a pic of it.... So, is tat a nature of a bogger??! taking pic anytime at any where.... hehehe:p

Posted by: P3NNY at 09 July 2007 4:39 PM | Link to comment

haha.. the boss too rich...

Posted by: jordan at 09 July 2007 5:01 PM | Link to comment

Wakakakakaka...
Good one,man
LOL

Posted by: Jasmin84 at 09 July 2007 5:52 PM | Link to comment

how lah??? i dont get it.

Posted by: Avi at 09 July 2007 5:54 PM | Link to comment

Awww...
Bad way 2 start a business...

Anyway...
Y din u blog abt us students in SEGi College??

Posted by: cherylina at 09 July 2007 6:33 PM | Link to comment

Hahah... sure...it's closed down FOREVER! Nothing is FREE in this world..

Posted by: Chris at 09 July 2007 6:37 PM | Link to comment

Walau, con me, the tester stuff ended so long ago!!

Posted by: guaisaujai at 09 July 2007 7:41 PM | Link to comment

nice post =)

Posted by: voon at 09 July 2007 8:27 PM | Link to comment

Walau, so cool

Posted by: Reening at 09 July 2007 9:04 PM | Link to comment

sharp eyes! :)

btwn, thanks for dropping by last Sunday. We in BB truly appreciate it.


Amutha
Organizing Committee
BB 2007

Posted by: tulipspeaks at 09 July 2007 9:08 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, the Durex link is long overdue! Closing date was last year

Posted by: Ray at 09 July 2007 9:43 PM | Link to comment

good laugh. i needed it. hehe.

Posted by: felicia at 09 July 2007 10:05 PM | Link to comment

good post kenny! three thumbs up!

Posted by: kenjisan at 09 July 2007 10:22 PM | Link to comment

expected lah...

Posted by: speearr at 09 July 2007 10:44 PM | Link to comment

"forever" is obsolete :P

Posted by: Reika at 09 July 2007 10:49 PM | Link to comment

izzit the shop wanna mean that din have extra charge for internet???

Posted by: ~~~~~ at 09 July 2007 10:52 PM | Link to comment

this cc i know laaa at greentown, ipoh

Posted by: xeonx at 10 July 2007 12:51 AM | Link to comment

they're having another durex "job-search" going on now. it was in the papers just recently.

so, go apply then.

Posted by: RaeLynn at 10 July 2007 12:57 AM | Link to comment

hahahaha....nice one kenny.....u got me... i tot really got such good thing in this world...

Posted by: clement at 10 July 2007 1:31 AM | Link to comment

hahahah, i was expecting to read more, but all i get is the last pic...hahahaha, unexpected, but good laugh!

Posted by: JennyHow at 10 July 2007 1:53 AM | Link to comment

wat is TO LET? on my first glance, i tot it says TOILET.. =D nice one kenny..

Posted by: despO at 10 July 2007 2:31 AM | Link to comment

they have to stop saying "TO LET" for one sec i was like, wtf, they turned the shop to toilet????

Posted by: monica at 10 July 2007 9:53 AM | Link to comment

This entry is funny. Too bad the Durex survey thing isn't on anymore

Posted by: Danielle at 10 July 2007 11:24 AM | Link to comment

hahahahaha

Posted by: Funny Jokes Funny Videos at 10 July 2007 12:11 PM | Link to comment

Haha. Nice people finish last, nice shops finish first..

Posted by: HB at 10 July 2007 12:21 PM | Link to comment

yea!! saw you at the airport that nite, past midnite.

Posted by: indaark at 10 July 2007 2:51 PM | Link to comment

i scrolled down kao kao...

but ur post was damn short.. siao lang.. :P

Posted by: tom at 10 July 2007 3:28 PM | Link to comment

i tink this is a gambling shop kene raid already.

Posted by: DrumNbass88 at 10 July 2007 4:05 PM | Link to comment

haha.. nice one!

Posted by: dm at 10 July 2007 4:40 PM | Link to comment

LOL

Posted by: kate at 10 July 2007 5:38 PM | Link to comment

really close fast fast...

oh btw kenny. about your short talk thingy as testers... the closing date is November 06..
:P

Posted by: cameron at 10 July 2007 6:35 PM | Link to comment

november 06 ? wudda..

Posted by: Antabax at 10 July 2007 10:40 PM | Link to comment

I like the part where the banner says... FOREVER! hahaha

Posted by: ivan at 10 July 2007 11:03 PM | Link to comment

so funny.. i thought really got such "cheap" thing..

Posted by: Yurneric at 11 July 2007 12:58 AM | Link to comment

it's fun, indeed.

Posted by: CM at 11 July 2007 3:23 AM | Link to comment

very nicely paced gag!

Posted by: ming at 13 July 2007 2:40 PM | Link to comment

No wonder close shop already. Free forever. LOL

Posted by: Diana Tan at 14 July 2007 2:07 PM | Link to comment

the owner siao one gua. free internet. Haha

Posted by: Nicholas at 18 July 2007 12:04 AM | Link to comment

maybe free internet but the rental and electric+staff fee u kena pay.lolx

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 06 August 2007 6:57 PM | Link to comment

haha... damn Funny....
i org from ipoh, but never c tis cafe b4, where is it locateD???

Posted by: miko at 10 August 2007 10:52 PM | Link to comment

i like this cafe. we need in india...

Posted by: shashijha at 22 July 2008 11:22 PM | Link to comment

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