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01 April 2007

Short Talk:

I'll be on the road over the next two weeks, so updates will be whenever I get an internet connection.

Tonight I'll be at Italiannies One Utama celebrating Cheesie's 23rd Birthday. Quick, go over to her blog and wish her happy birthday!


XX Blog Generator

Ever want to be a celebrity blogger, but don't know where to start?

Never fear! This 1st April, kennysia.com is here to help you realise your dreams, with the new XX Blog Generator. Now, you too, can become the next Wendy Cheng

Location:  
Activity:  
Unlucky Victim:
Victim's Crime #1:
Revenge:
Victim's Crime #2 :
Provoke Sympathy? : No                 Yes
Curse :
Extra Bashing? No                 Yes
Blog Entry:

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional and kennysia.com is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential ridicule resulting from the use of this Blog Generator. No animals were harmed in the creation of the XX Blog Generator.


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210 Comments:

NUMBER ONE.. lol. :)

Posted by: usmtomyam at 01 April 2007 5:12 PM | Link to comment

LAME

Posted by: .. at 01 April 2007 5:13 PM | Link to comment

haha... farnie!!

Posted by: Accendence at 01 April 2007 5:20 PM | Link to comment

wtf im 3rd? OR AM I??? Fffffartking.

Posted by: jibaikiazz at 01 April 2007 5:20 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha, very nice very nice.

Posted by: KH at 01 April 2007 5:22 PM | Link to comment

lol whats this?

Posted by: sue at 01 April 2007 5:24 PM | Link to comment

i'm number 6...yay?

Posted by: deriku at 01 April 2007 5:24 PM | Link to comment

wtff.. im suposed 2 b 3rd fucking accendence. fuck u

Posted by: jibaikiaz at 01 April 2007 5:25 PM | Link to comment

OMG --- that so sounds like Xiaxue! You're the man Kenny! :) Enjoy Cheesie's party!

Posted by: raven at 01 April 2007 5:27 PM | Link to comment

hahahaha..tis is so cooolll....
friggin funny 99% like wendy cheng

Posted by: amykor at 01 April 2007 5:31 PM | Link to comment

Knew something was on. Lol.
She dropped your link off her blog, and now you're doing this.
^^
LOL.

Posted by: *JANEL at 01 April 2007 5:32 PM | Link to comment

this is the earliest commenter ive been HEEE

Posted by: chris at 01 April 2007 5:36 PM | Link to comment

LOL to the "yay you're # commenter"

=P

Posted by: Yi Ling at 01 April 2007 5:37 PM | Link to comment

y da fuck wud there b animals harmed in making tht fucked up thing?

Posted by: jibaikiaz at 01 April 2007 5:40 PM | Link to comment

Haha... this realli sound like wendy !! i think tat her blog is getting more and more provoking... and boring.. hehe good job kenny... keep it up :) n stay true to urself !!

Posted by: domino at 01 April 2007 5:41 PM | Link to comment

Ha ha, happy April Fool's Day to all of you out there!

Posted by: Hee at 01 April 2007 5:48 PM | Link to comment

OMFG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT! XIAXUE gave me a BJ, cummed, http://xiaxue.chestertan.com/xiaxue/tits.gif> for pics logon to. www.suckballs.com to view vids : download

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 5:58 PM | Link to comment

FUCK ME OOOH AHH AAA FUCK FUCK FUCK r clit ahhh

Posted by: I'm A Prostitue Who Fucked Kenny. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!! at 01 April 2007 5:59 PM | Link to comment

haha~ thats cool dude =)

Posted by: iep at 01 April 2007 6:11 PM | Link to comment

Yay! I'm number 20!!

IS there a patern or what?!

Nice blog generator. CB Ah Pek...

Posted by: Satsuki at 01 April 2007 6:15 PM | Link to comment

Happy April Fool's Day.. have fun~

Posted by: jessy at 01 April 2007 6:24 PM | Link to comment

haha hey that was funny

Posted by: ladeeda at 01 April 2007 6:28 PM | Link to comment

I was at Orchard Road this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the RUDE ANG MOH into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: rockie at 01 April 2007 6:39 PM | Link to comment

godd one!

Posted by: Sara at 01 April 2007 6:42 PM | Link to comment

nicely done. made up for the contrived nuffynang dingdongs post.

Posted by: avril at 01 April 2007 6:47 PM | Link to comment

whoohoo go go go kenny sia you da man, man! what a way to ridicule the epitome of all bimbobitches far and wide.

kenny rocks my socks anytime of the day!!!

Posted by: copperhead! at 01 April 2007 6:54 PM | Link to comment

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Omni at 01 April 2007 6:55 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, did you and Wendy fight or something?

Posted by: marina at 01 April 2007 6:58 PM | Link to comment

I am just glad that the bashing has started. But, why only start now?

That pink blog is getting very pointless. Especially so with the Caucasian boyfriend and fake nose.

Posted by: unclesu at 01 April 2007 6:59 PM | Link to comment

haha... already expected your April Fools blog gotta got something to do with XiaXue's blog. this is short, simple and sweet!
haha... I wanted to post up a picture of my darling's breast for the April Fool, but think he might not appreciate it and slap me...

Posted by: sugar at 01 April 2007 7:06 PM | Link to comment

I LOVE THIS!!! YOU ROCK KENNY!!!!!!

Posted by: Essien at 01 April 2007 7:24 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha.. This is cool, Kenny... You really ROCK !!!

I thought Cheesie was kidding bout her birthday.. oops..

Posted by: Rose at 01 April 2007 7:28 PM | Link to comment

So XX man!
And this make me realized why I love your blog.

Posted by: Nonnie at 01 April 2007 7:29 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha..funny indeed..

Posted by: De Pianist at 01 April 2007 7:36 PM | Link to comment

hahahaha, im laughing my head off

Posted by: ericflai at 01 April 2007 7:37 PM | Link to comment

-snicker-

Cheebye Fat people? Shouldn't it be fat person?+

Posted by: HannaBanana at 01 April 2007 7:40 PM | Link to comment

Haha... ur "comment" part very funny~

Posted by: Senel at 01 April 2007 7:47 PM | Link to comment

cool thing.. =)

Posted by: wen at 01 April 2007 7:50 PM | Link to comment

lol....happy april fool

Posted by: peng at 01 April 2007 7:52 PM | Link to comment

bwahahaha...happy april fool's!

Posted by: pinksterz at 01 April 2007 8:01 PM | Link to comment

LMAO! I'll remember to use this if I ever run out of ideas. Love the part when you try to put "no" for the extra bashing bit xD

Posted by: Annachuu at 01 April 2007 8:34 PM | Link to comment

waaakakakaka ..

this is freaking hilarious

Kenny, you crushing your big balls against xiaxue ??

Posted by: lovegoddess at 01 April 2007 8:37 PM | Link to comment

haha hahaha

Posted by: sdfqe at 01 April 2007 8:50 PM | Link to comment

Cant beat them let 'em!

Posted by: lilian at 01 April 2007 8:50 PM | Link to comment

lol!

Posted by: # 45 at 01 April 2007 8:53 PM | Link to comment

:)

Posted by: Carmen at 01 April 2007 8:54 PM | Link to comment

LOL!!! ur Blog Rocks Keep up the good work!

Posted by: JoshJosh at 01 April 2007 8:58 PM | Link to comment

i quess you're getting irritated at those who drop comment for the sake of who-comment-first.
anyway, what's up with you and that wendy cheng huh?

Posted by: cnigel at 01 April 2007 9:05 PM | Link to comment

GENIUS!!!

Posted by: cheebye ahbeng at 01 April 2007 9:06 PM | Link to comment

LAMEEE nice post though

Posted by: someone at 01 April 2007 9:07 PM | Link to comment

change back,will ya. it's stupid. i wanna get poked better.

Posted by: rice roll. at 01 April 2007 9:08 PM | Link to comment

(-.-")
sweat!

Posted by: Ikel Neo at 01 April 2007 9:09 PM | Link to comment

hmm. kenny got sick of the yay-im-first spammers, eh?

Posted by: free at 01 April 2007 9:10 PM | Link to comment

love it !!

Posted by: mavees at 01 April 2007 9:11 PM | Link to comment

Ha!Ha!Have a nice April Fool Day!

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 01 April 2007 9:18 PM | Link to comment

hmm..
so XiaXue blogs liddis and still get Mega Hits..

Posted by: Shade at 01 April 2007 9:20 PM | Link to comment

Okkiiieee...o_O

Posted by: Christina at 01 April 2007 9:21 PM | Link to comment

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional

I think you mean unintentional. Yes I read disclaimers.

Posted by: Hui at 01 April 2007 9:25 PM | Link to comment

hmm.. u are sarcastic enough reg the no. of commenter. good.. really sick of those countings!!!!

Posted by: me at 01 April 2007 9:28 PM | Link to comment

Whoa, I love the commenter counts. Hahahaha

Posted by: skyler at 01 April 2007 9:35 PM | Link to comment

You are good la, making a blog entry out of her. hahhaa..funny! I like!

Posted by: Mil Mil at 01 April 2007 9:45 PM | Link to comment

OMG, I'm 62!!!! I'm going to be so sexy...............

Posted by: Andrew Ho at 01 April 2007 9:51 PM | Link to comment

yaya i know im 62

Posted by: iampretty at 01 April 2007 9:55 PM | Link to comment

u totally hit the jackpot of the pink blog. lol

Posted by: Robb at 01 April 2007 10:01 PM | Link to comment

HAH!! tat was smart!!!!!!

Posted by: *sharita* at 01 April 2007 10:16 PM | Link to comment

Joke huh ? :D

Posted by: yongkailoon at 01 April 2007 10:24 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny sia actually I saw u at Plaza Bukit Bintang this morning, u were walking away from MPH book store to some coffee shop outside the building. Saw u were wearing jogging outfit and sweaty wet. Whoa...and it was raining outside somemore u wanna jog around KL hehe..

With ppl in KL getting sick nowdays, i salute bravery

Posted by: super core at 01 April 2007 10:33 PM | Link to comment

lol. good one! kudos.

Posted by: ah liew at 01 April 2007 10:42 PM | Link to comment

woohoo!!! nice!!!!! :D

Posted by: hkapple at 01 April 2007 10:48 PM | Link to comment

OMG LOL KENNY!!!

Posted by: gosh at 01 April 2007 10:51 PM | Link to comment

YAY my favourite position!!!!!!!FUCK you stole my position!

Posted by: pmc at 01 April 2007 10:51 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: lol at 01 April 2007 10:57 PM | Link to comment

hahah HILARIOUS! GOOD ONE KENNY!

Posted by: Thanis at 01 April 2007 11:02 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, I hope that you appreciate your readers as you don't have much to say these day but they still write something in your blog to keep up the traffic. Kaching! ie more revenue for you. Woohu! I am #74.

Posted by: KanataKuchingLung at 01 April 2007 11:10 PM | Link to comment

yay.. fuck kenny

Posted by: fucker at 01 April 2007 11:26 PM | Link to comment

yay fuck kenny see wad happesn wen i dun hav a name? COOL FUCKED UP BUT COOL FUCKER" FUCK ON

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 11:39 PM | Link to comment

im a chibai chicken wif no name fuck me fuck me

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 11:39 PM | Link to comment

DONT PUT UR NAME NO NAME DONT PUT IT FUNNY LIKE HELL FUCK MAN

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 11:41 PM | Link to comment

ROFL!! REALLY XX sia!

Posted by: Sheryl at 01 April 2007 11:47 PM | Link to comment

eh why no name edi wan everybody?HAHA

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 11:48 PM | Link to comment

walau eh damn cun!

Posted by: mike at 01 April 2007 11:49 PM | Link to comment

yay! 81!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2007 11:52 PM | Link to comment

good la this cheebye post.cool!

Posted by: pinolam at 01 April 2007 11:54 PM | Link to comment

yaya 84th duh!

Posted by: jamie at 02 April 2007 12:04 AM | Link to comment

Woohoo... 85th....

Lizards...

Posted by: saewah at 02 April 2007 12:20 AM | Link to comment

This is GOOD

Posted by: Danielle at 02 April 2007 12:27 AM | Link to comment

huh??

Posted by: B3NJ@M!N at 02 April 2007 12:58 AM | Link to comment

Wha..?

Posted by: YokeHar at 02 April 2007 1:05 AM | Link to comment

88 LUcky 88! :) Happy April Fool's! Sad that this layout will be gone in a while

Posted by: Kuchingite27 at 02 April 2007 1:08 AM | Link to comment

LOL!!!!

Posted by: fudgey at 02 April 2007 1:22 AM | Link to comment

it's fun!!! =)

Posted by: me at 02 April 2007 1:32 AM | Link to comment

I want to be the 100th...
can ah?

92?

Posted by: mohdismail at 02 April 2007 1:49 AM | Link to comment

lol..i'm 93

Posted by: 93 at 02 April 2007 1:51 AM | Link to comment

Hey Dude, awesome comment counter, creativity to the max...woo hoo, my first "I am number 94" comment on Kennysia.com

Posted by: e at 02 April 2007 2:06 AM | Link to comment

That was awesome! You rock Biatch! And I can't wait for Xiaxue's response LOL. Be prepared to be Victim #5

Posted by: Desmond at 02 April 2007 2:25 AM | Link to comment

Classic!! This is awesome!!

Posted by: pandalicia at 02 April 2007 2:33 AM | Link to comment

:)

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 2:48 AM | Link to comment

yay i am 98!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 2:48 AM | Link to comment

long live kenny

Posted by: snow at 02 April 2007 3:07 AM | Link to comment

lol ...

new fake nose n the CHEEBYE language ?

SALUTE!!!! n Genius...
if able 2 put some camwhore picture generator, it will be super genius!!

triple thumbs up!

Posted by: leaxx at 02 April 2007 3:12 AM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the CHAO AH PEK into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!


YAY! special number got special prize or not?? haha

Posted by: naeboo at 02 April 2007 3:29 AM | Link to comment

Naeboo, your damn funny! LOL. Whats with the chao ah pek?

Posted by: jf at 02 April 2007 3:48 AM | Link to comment

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 4:04 AM | Link to comment

Oh, wtf with the yay! I am number xxx? ^^ I like 102... Anyway, good immitation. Sounds like XiaXue

Posted by: Anh Vu at 02 April 2007 4:22 AM | Link to comment

bwak bwak bwakk!!!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 4:57 AM | Link to comment

I'm 106!!

Posted by: BoopBoop at 02 April 2007 8:22 AM | Link to comment

yay yay yay!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 8:46 AM | Link to comment

hahaha!!!

(1) what bloody good parody!
(2) good satire!
(3) great april fools joke on xiaxue! cant wait to see her reaction!
(4) cant believe some ppl actually tried on the blog generator!!! hahaha!
(5) the disclaimer was funny as hell.
(6) kenny u done it again.

Posted by: Alex at 02 April 2007 9:15 AM | Link to comment

fuck xiaxue the bicth, all her picture heavy photoshoped

Posted by: res at 02 April 2007 9:46 AM | Link to comment

kennysia you rawk!!! but seriously i think the disclaimer was wayyyy better than the actual generator...cute :D happi april fools...


ps in canada that's why i'm a day late :D

Posted by: doiiness at 02 April 2007 9:53 AM | Link to comment

wahaha! i like 111! love your disclaimer ;)

Posted by: owllow at 02 April 2007 10:45 AM | Link to comment

Oahahahah, FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: leongsoon at 02 April 2007 11:08 AM | Link to comment

113 my fav number!

Posted by: y.e at 02 April 2007 11:33 AM | Link to comment

erryutiuj

Posted by: 35345tiuo at 02 April 2007 11:47 AM | Link to comment

aww

Posted by: malaysian at 02 April 2007 12:01 PM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!
lol~

Posted by: fookie at 02 April 2007 1:15 PM | Link to comment

And this is how easy it is for anyone to be a famous blogger like xx.


She's getting really pointless nowadays and this blog generator proves the point doesn't it?

Posted by: lyx at 02 April 2007 1:31 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

haha. first time commenting and im the 117th to comment =(

Posted by: lobhini at 02 April 2007 1:36 PM | Link to comment

haha gd on u.. since so many ppl like to rush to be the 1st few commenters... hence your scripting for the "Yay! I am number XXX!!!" is a smart move! :p

Posted by: Dolp at 02 April 2007 1:41 PM | Link to comment

Hahha....xiaxue is so gonna get a kick outta this

Posted by: kin at 02 April 2007 2:02 PM | Link to comment

YESSSS!!!! YOU ARE THE 121th COMMENTER!!!!

hahahhaha. =P and the button says "OMG!!! YOU ARE THE 121TH COMMENTER!!!!"

think this is supposed to mock those idiots who constantly comment about what comment number they are. =O

Posted by: aManDa at 02 April 2007 2:23 PM | Link to comment

anywayyy, tried out the blog generator. it's pretty cool!

I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the RUDE ANG MOH, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

... and OMG!!! I AM THE 122TH COMMENTER! -.-

Posted by: aManDa at 02 April 2007 2:27 PM | Link to comment

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

haha, this is so cool!

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2007 2:31 PM | Link to comment

Yay! I am number 124!!1

Posted by: 124 at 02 April 2007 3:18 PM | Link to comment

haha. cute commenter thingy. it was so cool. i mean the generator

Posted by: sheryl at 02 April 2007 4:28 PM | Link to comment

Yay I'm number 127!
Almost 126. Damn

Posted by: elisezzuk at 02 April 2007 4:57 PM | Link to comment

Damn....my eyes must have played some tricks on me. I was 126!
Now I'm 127. Darn Wendy Cheng. Damn bloody hate that surname.

Posted by: elisezzuk at 02 April 2007 4:58 PM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

hmm..i like this illogical combination..kakaka....

Posted by: stitch at 02 April 2007 5:16 PM | Link to comment

the whole yay thing is plain dumb weeeyh! :]

I"M OH SO STAR BLOOGER ISH .lOL :)

Posted by: yy<3 at 02 April 2007 5:23 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Wahahahaha this is even funnier!!!!!

Posted by: Macademia Nutt at 02 April 2007 5:26 PM | Link to comment

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

Posted by: baby cacharel at 02 April 2007 5:29 PM | Link to comment

I love your blog entries, they make me lmao.

Posted by: :] at 02 April 2007 7:15 PM | Link to comment

Dear Kenny

I've been a reader of your blog for about a two years but have never left
any comments. I find your blog entries very entertaining and interesting.
I'm writing actually to ask you for some advice abt Perth.

I and my husband are thinking of migrating to Austr. and we think Perth
could be a good place to settle down due to its proximity to M'sia and
the nice weather. From your blog, I know that you settled in Perth for
your secondary schooling. Could you advise which area in Perth is a good
location to settle in? A place that is affordable in terms of housing,
has good school for children, and good food?

I would really appreciate your help. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: diana2 at 02 April 2007 8:17 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, partying, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE ANG MOH!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!


haahahahaha. this is hilarious! :D

Posted by: vvens at 02 April 2007 8:55 PM | Link to comment

eh kenny, tell me ah, what's with you bloggers and being so irritated by fat people? do you think it's even funny to diss a fat person? you make being fat a crime. you're no thin yourself you fucktard.

Posted by: fat person at 02 April 2007 9:16 PM | Link to comment

Thats so good and funny.

Posted by: kim at 02 April 2007 9:21 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, partying, when my RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront my RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly as always. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To my RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with my RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is my RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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Cool blog generator!

If you haven't noticed, i was trying to contemplate drawing a resemblance between xx and her ang mo bf with the above. =P

Posted by: Anti-xx blogger at 02 April 2007 9:39 PM | Link to comment

Gosh.. lidat also can o?!

Posted by: singye at 02 April 2007 9:55 PM | Link to comment

hahaha.. kenny u are funny!
yeah, it's obviously plain to see that those are xiaxue's peeves & usual things that she blogs about. :)

Posted by: 0.O at 02 April 2007 10:24 PM | Link to comment

NO. 140! can we go any more higher?

Posted by: hue at 02 April 2007 10:38 PM | Link to comment

Lol!! love ur blog generator.. it's so typical xx.. about time someone bashed her ;)

Posted by: scoobz at 02 April 2007 10:38 PM | Link to comment

WTF?!?! Like that also OMG ar?

Posted by: Sabrina at 02 April 2007 10:41 PM | Link to comment

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED SIA.. U AND XIAXUE FIGHT ISSIT??

COME ON SPILL! AND U KNOW WHAT, IF THERE IS A FIGHT GOING ON, YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE!!!! YOU'RE THE MAN BRUDER!

Posted by: lucy anna at 02 April 2007 11:09 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: enegue at 02 April 2007 11:16 PM | Link to comment

u went to THe Curve??
u should try the peddington pancake there... yummyyyyyyy....^^

Posted by: scandalous at 02 April 2007 11:26 PM | Link to comment

LOL!! Loved the nose and the disclaimer part.

Posted by: `Cloud` at 03 April 2007 12:14 AM | Link to comment

yiu, tattoo can simply choose 1 mehh PUIX!

Posted by: AbbyC. at 03 April 2007 1:09 AM | Link to comment

Hi, hope you don't mind me linking you to my blog. I love your site!

Posted by: Bee Nee at 03 April 2007 6:33 AM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: Edwin Chew at 03 April 2007 7:20 AM | Link to comment

Thanks kenny for the link to Wendy blog site. And i finally realize why u put so much fuck, fuck, and more fuck in the blog generator becoz all her blog is full of unnecessary "FUCK"

She thinks she if so great after blogging for 4 years. And i think that the blog entry from her comment about teeny booper photo is actually pointing back finger on herself. At least those girls out there are still teenagers and acting cute...

WEndy ??? Juz 1 sick old bitch with thick make-up and acting cute..

Posted by: D3ath_li5t [TypeKey Profile Page] at 03 April 2007 9:13 AM | Link to comment

Whatever position I'm in...
That's damn educational, man... should do it more often...

Posted by: igatbond at 03 April 2007 9:54 AM | Link to comment

haha, that's funny...

Posted by: Ivy at 03 April 2007 10:10 AM | Link to comment

now that's a killer.

Posted by: joe at 03 April 2007 11:22 AM | Link to comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9tsC9UU20&mode=related&search=
check this out.. :)

Posted by: val at 03 April 2007 11:29 AM | Link to comment

awesome post lah! you have captured the essence of that xia xue bitch lor

Posted by: alan at 03 April 2007 12:17 PM | Link to comment

yo kenny~ gogogo~~~~

Posted by: apple_shan at 03 April 2007 2:07 PM | Link to comment

i wanna be the 160th okay. let me wait

Posted by: angelyn at 03 April 2007 2:47 PM | Link to comment

hmmm.... i thought kenny n xiaxue are good friends? but then again xiaxue and mia are enemies... hmm...complicated...

Posted by: lasilasi at 03 April 2007 3:18 PM | Link to comment

Freaking Awesome.

How sad is it that you just defined 95% of all XX's posts, and yet, she is so popular. There is no accounting for taste these days.

Posted by: Jeff from LA at 03 April 2007 3:25 PM | Link to comment

Sorry angelyn

Posted by: Ryan at 03 April 2007 3:42 PM | Link to comment

=) nice one. tastefully done.

Posted by: leo-chan [TypeKey Profile Page] at 03 April 2007 3:58 PM | Link to comment

This is so darn hilarious! It's sooooo Xiaxue's style!! Good job!! :D

Posted by: Lynn at 03 April 2007 6:20 PM | Link to comment

haha. still cant believe i got number 1. :p

Posted by: usmtomyam at 03 April 2007 7:07 PM | Link to comment

:D YOU DA MAN!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL!!!!!

Posted by: Shir at 03 April 2007 7:42 PM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.

Posted by: LIZARD CUT MY QUEUE at 03 April 2007 8:24 PM | Link to comment

OMG I did it as a joke and I actually came up with an entry thats 90% the same as one wendy wrote a few months back. Scary.

Posted by: Brad at 03 April 2007 9:17 PM | Link to comment

If a person can be famous spreading intelectual rubbish online, get sponsored and even make it a JOB to spread GOSSIP, it's Kenny...

Typed that out, seriously...... that was too true.

Posted by: Seizhin at 03 April 2007 9:52 PM | Link to comment

support support...

Posted by: bjk at 04 April 2007 12:29 AM | Link to comment

eat that XX, good job kenny. we got ur back.

Posted by: Vincent at 04 April 2007 10:33 AM | Link to comment

hey kenny,
check out the event (our co's card launch which you were invited)on my blog, which you could not make it.. wished you were there.. it was very sucessful and lots of vip guest artist, Adeline was stunning that day as well.. u missed it!..

Posted by: whitetulips00 at 04 April 2007 10:35 AM | Link to comment

I smell some fire la, ahahhaahha!!
Anyway, fXck those bimbo-ic blogs!!

Posted by: TY at 04 April 2007 12:43 PM | Link to comment

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: luth at 04 April 2007 12:47 PM | Link to comment

Sounds just like XX... Good one! :P

Posted by: Audrey at 04 April 2007 3:42 PM | Link to comment

HAHA.. this is so funny.. u da man Kenny :P

Posted by: MAVERICK at 04 April 2007 4:00 PM | Link to comment

lol watching ur blog became a must when i.m surfing

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 April 2007 7:55 PM | Link to comment

Creative one! :)

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 April 2007 8:14 PM | Link to comment

That's hillarious :P Really sounds like XiaXue.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 April 2007 10:20 PM | Link to comment

wanna update? like,,, now?

Posted by: chris at 04 April 2007 10:24 PM | Link to comment

kenny come back....withdrawal symptoms...your last post left me dying for more...:P

Posted by: copperhead! at 04 April 2007 11:21 PM | Link to comment

180th! Cause it's FUN! :)

Posted by: scorkes at 05 April 2007 12:18 AM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: gigantic lizard at 05 April 2007 12:23 AM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHAO AH PEK, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: Sasuke at 05 April 2007 9:49 AM | Link to comment

WHoopeedddooooo

number 183.
need to go celebrate.

Posted by: lings at 05 April 2007 11:55 AM | Link to comment

OMG, that is hilarious. No prizes for guessing where the help for the inputs came from eh? It reeks of xiaxue -rolls eyes-

In any case, I doubt people will be laughing if I were to blog about some random lizard or ah pek jumping out from my closet.

Nice try kenny, but maybe you should have collaborated with someone else?

Xiaxue's "OMFG FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK EVERYTHING" kind of writing DOES NOT impress Dr.Marrion.

If anything, it just emphasizes how limited she is with her vocabulary.

Nonetheless, some good crapping material. Perfect for a let's-diss-xiaxue day.

:D


PS: OMG!!!! I AM THE 184TH COMMENTER!


*runs around in mock shock*

Posted by: Dr.Marrion at 05 April 2007 12:32 PM | Link to comment

kao ! kenny damn funny leh where you find that kinda generator mail me if you free =)

Posted by: Mr. Behtahan at 05 April 2007 10:29 PM | Link to comment

i like commentor number 135. super lame. and the idiot who tried to correct you saying "shudnt it b Unitentional, not intentional? i Do read disclaimers u know". haha first he didn't get the sarcasm, second, he makes himself sound like such a loser "i read disclaimers!" yahoo!

Posted by: bunny at 05 April 2007 11:19 PM | Link to comment

LOL!!!

Posted by: AiLing at 06 April 2007 2:48 AM | Link to comment

so fun!!! hahhaaha

Posted by: Seksaback at 06 April 2007 11:44 AM | Link to comment

Really sounds like XX!!!

Posted by: Meikee at 06 April 2007 12:55 PM | Link to comment

LOLLLLLL WTF

Posted by: BITCH at 06 April 2007 1:41 PM | Link to comment

did u and xx have a tiff? she removed you frm her links

Posted by: anonymous at 06 April 2007 3:17 PM | Link to comment

WAHAHAHAHA! This is SO funny! How did you come up with it la!? HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: violet at 06 April 2007 3:55 PM | Link to comment

Go http://xfile007.blogspot.com/2007/03/joo-nee-with-her-dance-studio-in.html to take a look at Kenny's Sia Spare tire!

Hahaha....

Posted by: ILoveKennySia at 06 April 2007 5:44 PM | Link to comment

LOL. =D

Posted by: jo at 06 April 2007 6:01 PM | Link to comment

Nice.. this title inspires me to do something like tat hahaha

Posted by: danielctw at 06 April 2007 6:09 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, did you fight with XiaXue?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 06 April 2007 8:56 PM | Link to comment

yeah did you and XX fight? she's off you in the blog links.

Posted by: Sg blogger at 06 April 2007 9:05 PM | Link to comment

come on! i love the way BOTH you and wendy blog. Don't fight! at least give us a clue about the problem.

Posted by: ame at 07 April 2007 12:52 AM | Link to comment

Lame, but I like it. Lol.

Posted by: Gwen at 07 April 2007 4:50 AM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: neleah at 08 April 2007 12:15 PM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

.... this is the only blog that i can go...... cos its domain isnt blogspot.... china ban TT poor singaporean gal in china...

Posted by: Mieulium at 08 April 2007 9:00 PM | Link to comment

LOL, FUNNYYYY!

Posted by: Jazzy*Pam at 10 April 2007 3:44 PM | Link to comment


wah, really work one woh!!!!!!

I was at Ritz-Carlton this morning, queuing up to take pictures for my blog entries, when a RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come by and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." And walked off. Arrogantly. Full of anger. Full of air.!!!!!!!!!
I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the f6cker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO be ruder!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE big shot from MAVCAP further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new camera, deforming it permanently and leaving me workless. :( So I held my cool and completed my shots. Then, went up to him, look him sternly in the eyes and told him I wanted to talk to him later about his big fuss. From his arrogant response, I had to cut him short and told him in the face: "Can you be ruder? Obviously, you are not a Malaysian." I made sure he shut the f6ck up. SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE big shot from MAVCAP!
I am so f6cking irritated with that RUDE big shot from MAVCAP! So what if he is a RUDE RUDE big shot from MAVCAP? Doesn't mean he can just singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air like that. If every single RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: eantautjk at 11 April 2007 9:27 AM | Link to comment

I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the UGLY FAT PEOPLE, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: puredo at 12 April 2007 10:03 AM | Link to comment

hahha.
this is damn funny!
thanks KENNY!!!!

Posted by: shuang at 26 April 2007 11:10 PM | Link to comment

XIAXUE SUXS! KENNY RULES!

Posted by: KIA at 30 April 2007 8:34 AM | Link to comment

Haha...

I was in my room this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and STEAL MY TAXI!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO STEAL MY TAXI!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that UGLY FAT PEOPLE, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just STEAL MY TAXI like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and STEAL MY TAXI, I still need to live meh?!!


Nice huh?

Posted by: Thao at 12 May 2007 2:49 AM | Link to comment

I was in my room this morning, partying, when the FUCKING KENNYSIA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING KENNYSIA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING KENNYSIA into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING KENNYSIA! So what if he is KENNYSIA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single man behave like KENNYSIA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Posted by: KENNYSIA at 29 May 2007 1:03 AM | Link to comment

WOW. nicey.

Posted by: Maddie at 28 August 2007 9:58 PM | Link to comment

This is from www.kennysia.com..it's from a post called: "XX Blog Generator"..=P

Posted by: Brenda Sia at 17 March 2008 10:17 PM | Link to comment

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