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24 April 2007

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This Is Disturbing

Something quite disturbing I found in Egypt.

They drew the guy on the right smiling. Why? Honestly, you are not supposed to be smiling when you have to go through something like this.

Don't even get me started as to why the guy on the right has a freakishly extra long arm to pat on his friend's head.

I'm not sure what those Egyptian characters in the red circle means, but I'm pretty sure it can be translated into "KNNCCB! THAT F@$KING HURTS OK!!!"


:: Posted by Kenny at 1:01 AM | Link | Facebook It
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79 Comments:

what r they doing?

Posted by: Jessica Lai at 24 April 2007 2:09 AM | Link to comment

Weird egyption......

Posted by: Grace at 24 April 2007 2:14 AM | Link to comment

second?!
fuyooo
are they cutting of the guys private part because he raped sumone?
or are they .. uhh. circumsising.

Posted by: irene at 24 April 2007 2:14 AM | Link to comment

my hump my hump

Posted by: aaronlo at 24 April 2007 2:15 AM | Link to comment

wow..number5! ..haha.. izzit they cut da skin?Haha

Posted by: penang ppl.. at 24 April 2007 2:27 AM | Link to comment

looks more like he is shaking the other guy's pubic hair for some orgy! or it could be some Egyptian traditional medicine for penis elongation, they are actually measuring the length of the penis before and after taking the medicine.

Posted by: calvin at 24 April 2007 2:42 AM | Link to comment

Uh, what are they doing? I think you better find some sort of explanation for this! Hahaha!

Posted by: Gloria at 24 April 2007 2:44 AM | Link to comment

omg! though i dont feel the pain, but
OUCH! i thought this kind of thing only happened in China long ago....
maybe that just how people start to become civilized?

p/s: it looks like a postcard, if it is, im so gonna mail them to all my guy friends out there

Posted by: HarHar at 24 April 2007 3:14 AM | Link to comment

They are aliens i tell you...ALIENS!!

Posted by: Chapree Da Grande [TypeKey Profile Page] at 24 April 2007 3:15 AM | Link to comment

wah...very disturbing eh...haha

Posted by: WilsonC at 24 April 2007 3:20 AM | Link to comment

i think should b circumcision......y didn't u ask the tour guide when u saw it in egypt?

by the way, have u already CUT? refering to ur zhang ur penis post......

Posted by: bruce84 at 24 April 2007 3:53 AM | Link to comment

yeah!kinda like what they did in china thousands years ago.so horrible!ewww!
now i am gonna feel lucky coz i have my own which is still normal.=p

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 April 2007 3:54 AM | Link to comment

not do disturbing la... considering they might be zhng-ing their bird bird... tradition ma... malay oso got znhg penis tradition ma... only difference they don draw it out la...

Posted by: rojakmaumau at 24 April 2007 3:54 AM | Link to comment

the left guy seems to be forced (his hands were held back by the other) yet the right one seems to be enjoying.
they are cutting the left guy's XXX to lengthen the right guy's XXX?

Posted by: Sugar at 24 April 2007 4:52 AM | Link to comment

wht ARE they doing? educated guess:: circumcision... wild guess:: penis elongation by cutting of penile skin??

Posted by: dom at 24 April 2007 6:27 AM | Link to comment

Hmm, the one on the left looks like SM to me and the right looks like gays doing masturbation.

Its IMHO though.

Kenny, YOu were so lucky with the 8 peagant girls. Damn..

Posted by: D rew at 24 April 2007 6:59 AM | Link to comment

Are they eunuch or is it circumcision?

Hopefully the latter one cause .... it hurts...

Posted by: igatbond at 24 April 2007 7:46 AM | Link to comment

funnny man...

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 24 April 2007 8:03 AM | Link to comment

Dude, that must suck for him.

Posted by: Andrew at 24 April 2007 8:12 AM | Link to comment

oh oo.. underage :P

Posted by: Rose at 24 April 2007 8:41 AM | Link to comment

What kind of drawing is this? Those guys in dark brown looks a lil evil and yeah, y the arms are so long??? Where did you buy this? Souvenier shop??? I am really curious

Posted by: Penny at 24 April 2007 8:51 AM | Link to comment

lol!!

Posted by: Yurneric at 24 April 2007 9:02 AM | Link to comment

wtf? what's that ritual? mummification?

Posted by: anima at 24 April 2007 9:15 AM | Link to comment

Wow.........Egypt sells this kind of stuff??
Must be a traditional custom for Zing'ing their penis or some sort of penis enlargement proceedure, that would really explain why they are laughing now dont it?? =.="

Posted by: Alexia at 24 April 2007 9:18 AM | Link to comment

Haha.. I guesses the red circle there got some meaning.. As for me, can translate like this, stand properly, use the snake shape knife to cut the skin on your dick. Be careful for not hurt your egg. The triangle is Cautious Notice.. and the hand is crab your hand such nice performance. haha... The others may be meant how you cut the skin....
haha..
What a funniest!!!!

Posted by: B3NJ@M!N at 24 April 2007 9:19 AM | Link to comment

Eqyptian Traditional circumcision, it's a must for all Eqyptian males for better performance in bed. That's how the Eqyptians are so productive.

Posted by: LoveKennyBlog at 24 April 2007 9:28 AM | Link to comment

ow! that looks horrid! maybe its being 'sunat'?

Posted by: nadnut at 24 April 2007 9:29 AM | Link to comment

I think Singapore should do the same too..get their male circumcise so they can be productive rather then paying them to make babies...

Posted by: LoveKennyBlog at 24 April 2007 9:31 AM | Link to comment

I like sugar's idea

"they are cutting the left guy's XXX to lengthen the right guy's XXX?"

ROFL

Posted by: leongsoon at 24 April 2007 9:43 AM | Link to comment

oooh, i know what those Egyptian characters in the red circle means... 'Caution! Please handle my kkc with care or else kick your egg!'

Posted by: AC at 24 April 2007 9:53 AM | Link to comment

Ancient Egyptians seem to have something toward penises. I was in the British Museum and my friend spotted this.

http://www.xes.cx/pics/graduation2003/graduation2003-london-bm-egypt-sickegyptians.JPG

Posted by: xes at 24 April 2007 9:57 AM | Link to comment

any egytians readers? or anyone who understands egytian pictogram language care to explain? i'm curious what r those guys doing. hahaha.

Posted by: cherrylady at 24 April 2007 10:00 AM | Link to comment

Is this not circumcision?

Posted by: moonfish at 24 April 2007 11:18 AM | Link to comment

OMG...@_@

Posted by: alice at 24 April 2007 11:20 AM | Link to comment

it is the 'sunat' ritual. Circumization is good for your dick

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 April 2007 11:39 AM | Link to comment

zhng your l** j***

Posted by: mia at 24 April 2007 11:40 AM | Link to comment

?? Wat is that thing actually? a card or something? y would have drawing like this? kind da weird....

Posted by: Senel at 24 April 2007 11:49 AM | Link to comment

I didnt know that pornography started long ago in egypt. And the picture is alread a proof that Egyptions has already practiced Sado-machomisn

Posted by: Ornehx at 24 April 2007 12:03 PM | Link to comment

The pic shows the 'sunat' ritual. cutting the excess skin at the end of the guys wee wee. it doesnt hurt that bad. feels like being bitten by ants.

the pic was ugly, ie: long arms. well, not everybody is like leonardo da vinci, u know.

Posted by: Mad Cow at 24 April 2007 12:28 PM | Link to comment

i don't know what they are actually doing... but the guy kinda used different tools on the guys....one white with the irregular shape and another green with the cylinder shape...

Posted by: y.e at 24 April 2007 1:05 PM | Link to comment

Weird but artistic

Posted by: elisezzuk at 24 April 2007 2:36 PM | Link to comment

Hmm.. the right might be about elongation, depicted in the extra long arm and the drawing of the long snake. While on the left, he seems like he is being held back. The drawing of the snake is shorter and the drawing of the hands look like "begging".

Posted by: Austere at 24 April 2007 2:59 PM | Link to comment

hehehehe! kenny's readers make me laugh so much...i like to read your comments more then your entry each time.

Posted by: Yourblogfan at 24 April 2007 3:27 PM | Link to comment

it's an ancient male circumcision ritual

they've even got the same picture here on wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision

Posted by: lynn at 24 April 2007 3:40 PM | Link to comment

FYI, you appeared in mX newspaper today. A free evening newspaper given out at Melbourne metro train stations. You appear in a photo, sitting beside a girl that is blogging at a pub. Caption says some Singaporean girl blogging at the pub.

Posted by: downunder at 24 April 2007 4:15 PM | Link to comment

to achieve perfect TRIANGULAR shape for kukujiao recipe: first take HAND and then slap LEG til numb. if kukuBIRD still white, remove kukuEGG. now kukubird is powderful like SNAKE.

beware all u sexay egyptian mamas!!

Posted by: naeboo at 24 April 2007 4:40 PM | Link to comment

Circumcision at its worst :)

Posted by: sara at 24 April 2007 4:49 PM | Link to comment

Modern body modifiers have nothing on the Egyptians!! :-O

Posted by: Omni at 24 April 2007 6:10 PM | Link to comment

I still love the idea of cutting off the xxx's dick to make yyy's dick longer ROFL

Posted by: danielctw at 24 April 2007 6:28 PM | Link to comment

YEAH KENNY! WHAT R THEY DOING???

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 24 April 2007 7:06 PM | Link to comment

BTW IS THAT PIC REAL???

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 24 April 2007 7:08 PM | Link to comment

Can anyone tell me the full meaning of KNNCCB?

Posted by: Malf at 24 April 2007 7:56 PM | Link to comment

my interpretation :P

Triangle - Get hard on
Hand - Let us fiddle with it
Leg - Stand up straight
Bird - Have to sacrifice your bird bird
Egg - and maybe your "egg"
Snake - (insert your own meaning)

Posted by: tom at 24 April 2007 8:03 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, you are starting to scare me.

Posted by: dave63 at 24 April 2007 8:18 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, I will tell you what the pictograms represent.

Tiangle - Female symbol (vagina)
Hand - Hand job (fore play)
Leg - Kick ass sex!
Bird - Score a birdie (for fans of golf)!
Egg - KNNCCB! Partner is pregnant! Should have worn the stupid condom (BTW, did you know that ancient Egytians invented the condom?).
Snake - Guy slithers away like the snake he is.

Brouhahahaha...

Posted by: KanataKuchingLung at 24 April 2007 8:43 PM | Link to comment

This must be the oldest records of circumcision...

Meaning of symbols ...
1.) Knife
2.) Bird
3.) Triangle
4.) Hand
5.) Leg
6.) Bird
7.) Egg
8.) Snake
9.) Limp brown snake

a.) Take knife ... to cut (circumsise) ... 'bird'.

b.) Be careful (warning/triangle) not to cut your own hand, his leg, his 'bird', his balls (egg)...

c.) The patient will have a better member (snake) instead of a limp one (limp brown snake).

Posted by: crazystuffs at 24 April 2007 10:06 PM | Link to comment

12sx

Posted by: l at 24 April 2007 10:37 PM | Link to comment

It looks like a circumsition process

Posted by: Charlene at 24 April 2007 11:07 PM | Link to comment

The symbol on the right is decrypted as "Small little kukujiao has turned into a long and strong snake".

Posted by: naVICgaTOR at 24 April 2007 11:11 PM | Link to comment

Hey Malf, KKNBCCB is a Hokkien swearing tearm.. 'k*n ni n*u bu ch*u chi b*i', btw, I know its not nice to swear, but in tearms of circumcision, its all good.. :P

Posted by: DO NOT visit my blog! at 24 April 2007 11:19 PM | Link to comment

They're getting their nutz shaved Kenny, try it not with electric though :)

Posted by: pmc at 24 April 2007 11:51 PM | Link to comment

The writings on the wall is called Hieroglyphics or hieroglyphs ..Its a form of ancient Egyptian writing.

Posted by: Jason at 25 April 2007 12:00 AM | Link to comment

lol.. damn i really missed coming here. Always makes me smile like a siau char bo in malaysia.

Some more got bird bird wan!

Posted by: Juls at 25 April 2007 2:27 AM | Link to comment

whoa at 1st i thought da guys on the floor were slaves who were assigned to clean the dicks of the royalties (royal dicks?!?).

then i thought they were doing castrations to turn the poor guys into eunuchs (nah, i dunno whether they have that culture in ancient Egypt).

finally the comments here enlightened me that they might be doing circumcisions.

confusing, eh?

Posted by: korsh at 25 April 2007 11:45 AM | Link to comment

KNNCCB FOR BANNING ME FROM POSTING IN UR CBOX

Posted by: KNNCCB at 25 April 2007 1:48 PM | Link to comment

circumsision...hahahaha...

Posted by: bjk at 25 April 2007 1:53 PM | Link to comment

haiyo~ i didnt know there r so many talented code breaker out there, admire u guys very much lah, especially kanatakuchinglung n crazystuff, u guys rock! mua ha ha!

Posted by: owllow at 25 April 2007 1:54 PM | Link to comment

that melb newspaper given out free.. though Im from Perth still in high school, that singaporean blogger at a cafe is most probably Wendy Cheng aka Xiaxue. Ive seena pic of wendy blogging in a cafe b4 in some bloggers convention thing. Yeah if shes short and pretty and heavy made up, its her. and the laptop is white with pink diamontes.

Posted by: reena at 25 April 2007 2:34 PM | Link to comment

Just what in heavens name are they bloody well doing? Did something like that really exist? Man, I'm growing weak just looking at it ...

Posted by: Nick Phillips at 25 April 2007 4:33 PM | Link to comment

kenny, you seemed to travel a lot? no need to work kah?

Posted by: Mushy at 25 April 2007 5:42 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, why not have a "Da Vinci code" contest to solve the mystery of those Egyptian characters ?? Looks interesting! :)

Posted by: Jess at 25 April 2007 9:31 PM | Link to comment

I don't think anyone can solve it unless you have a knowledge of Egyptian hieroglyphics which is an integral part of study called Egyptology..Any Egyptologist here to solve those hieroglyphs?

Posted by: Jason at 25 April 2007 9:55 PM | Link to comment

The Heiroglphs state...from the great Pyramids, lending hands sent forth to clean the great viper with stones :)

Posted by: pmc at 25 April 2007 11:10 PM | Link to comment

C.I.R.C.U.M.C.I.S.I.O.N.

Posted by: Tini Florida at 26 April 2007 9:38 PM | Link to comment

studied egyptian history in primary school, and had a very basic look at hieroglyphics, but can't be used on this because the work we did in primary school was transliterated and was obviously not a complete look at the language itself.

Posted by: HC at 27 April 2007 7:59 AM | Link to comment

ROTFLMAO! Kenny, you and your readers are hilarious! Why didn't I see anything like this in Egypt? Hmm, you see only what you want to see!

Posted by: Annie at 27 April 2007 1:17 PM | Link to comment

OUCH! wtf. get them implements away from me!
watever it is they r doing, the guy sure dont look too happy to have his kkj manhandled by another guy. and did any1 notice the interracialhomo aspect? looks like a malay guy is holding back the arms of a chinese guy as an indian guy has a go at his kkj.

Posted by: Alex at 30 April 2007 1:21 AM | Link to comment

can i have my dick 'cleaned' that way too? ke ke ke

Posted by: kenneth at 22 May 2007 12:33 AM | Link to comment

that is sick why should u remove skin from someone penis

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 August 2007 10:21 AM | Link to comment

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