cold !!!!!!

All I could think of while reading this, is The Cold Dish by Craig Johnson. Ha.

I SUPPOSE U HAVE TO PREPARE 'COLD DISHES'.

It was cold indeed

It was cold indeed

Hey, Im #4! kekeke.... Cold dish? Cold indeed... :P

kenny...the gal was right coz computer mouse only got one ball and nowdays the mouse got no ball but with one small reddish clit so the mouse is female lar...

oh, now I get it.. they trapped the interviewee in the refridgerator.. kekeke, ok lah, funny.. :)

hey, i like to eat cold dish. but chicken is not in the cold dish what right.

This is so LAME..............

Lame joke, lame joke. Come on you can do better.

Hahaha, sorry maybe it's just me but I actually laughed out loud. Been there, done that, but still works with some. Keep the updates coming and welcome back!

HAhahaha....?

wohoo! number 14!

........speechless....lolz....

I think it's a position in a kitchen where you have to prepare Cold Dishes such as salads, certain desserts etc? I don't see anything funny in that advertorial.

"cold dish" doesnt sound like a position at all but unfortunately it is a position. it is like "help desk" can mean a desk but also a position to help customers.

latest mouses no longer uses balls, it is mostly optical now. also not necessary it requires pad anymore. it has evolve into something gay-ish...

Kenny, it's hard to have frequent updates while you're such a busy person. But keep it up! Don't have to forcefully write an entry just to entertain the readers.. we want quality entries instead of cold dish, hehe.

View back your entries during 2005.. those were the best posts.. :)

Cheers,
Bing
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I dunno what you guys are talking about man. This ain't "forcefully written". It's just what's on my mind when I saw that vacancy. :/

Haha, I don't know about you guys, but I found it funny.

*I thought cold dish is the dish during Chinese feasts, where the big plate is carried out with lots of varieties, ok not lots but a few varieties of food?

ahhahaha cold dish. i'm stupid cez it took me a while to get that joke. smart.

and the mouse joke too.

-_-"

and about the short talk... mouse nowadays where got balls one, only optical mouse liao ma... u very orbit liao hor?

omg, indeed cold. cold dish. lol.

but u made me laugh. (:

So much for the cold dish huh lol

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cold dish - cold kitchen chef = garde manger.

wow. its very unfunny. both jokes.

hillarious!!

so kewl

No... A Cold dish is where you serve frozen minced human flesh, with WINTER Onions, Marinated with MINT Sauce and Sprinkled with dry ice as finishing.... Taste Superb and delicious!
Even won the Best Dish in Cannibaland! XD

Mouse - Male or Female ah?

I think it's a SHIM

Cos it uses pad and it has balls

Mouse - Male or Female ah?

I think it's a SHIM

Cos it uses pad and it has balls

oops.. sorry for the duplicate comments :(

izzit just me but it took me sometime to understand this joke actually. nice one on the mouse joke though...

That mouse joke looks extremely familiar. Believe it was circulated on the internet a while back.

I think they refer 'cold dish' to cold dish chef or something. Have some common sense

Hey the peninsular hotel right?

i had a bad day today, & your post make me laugh! felt better, thanks kenny!

well, when you go for korean the side dishes are cold ? and its called cold dishes anyway

By Sugar: latest mouses no longer uses balls, it is mostly optical now. also not necessary it requires pad anymore. it has evolve into something gay-ish...

By me: I agree!

By Sugar: latest mouses no longer uses balls, it is mostly optical now. also not necessary it requires pad anymore. it has evolve into something gay-ish...

By me: I concur!

the one that catch me clues on the first glance is the 'second cutter'.
Yeah, but maybe my English is no better than those ppl who write the recruitment ads.

are u suffering from HDS? HUmour Dysfunctional Symptom?

i think it's either

DISH WASHER....or COLD PREP gua

Kenny, I think it applys to someone who knows how to prepare cold dish.. just that they don't know how to put it in correct word.... btw maybe you can try to call up pretend that u want to apply for the job and tell us what's actually it means..:)

Kenny, if I'm not mistaken the term " cold dish" relates mainly to commis chefs that have experience in cold larder, mainly salads, cold meat platter etc etc.

ROFLMAO!
This post made me literally made me LOL!
Very good English there.

cold dish is my dream's job... haha

about the mouse thing.. but mouse only got 1 ball wor.. and some optical mouse dun even have a ball... so err.. not completely male :p

what bang thwack? i dont quite get it

SERIOUSLY! okay the chicken joke is slightly lame(no offense but good try!) but one look at the advert and I'm laughing my head off at the standard of English. Second cutter? Cold dish? please walk-in interview? You HAVE to be kidding me.

show me a position called cold dish that exist in a proper English speaking country. I did a brief check on seek.com.au and there is nothing on cold dish as a position. This is embarrassing at best.

In the end, I still don't know what is a Cold Dish...a cold "chicken"? XD

BO HO CHIO.

Lame...

A mouse has only one ball, if it's not an optical mouse.

And it is understood lah... They are hiring ppl who make cold dish...

jin eh bo ho chio leh

seriously...i don't get the joke...

-_-

Lol..I like this joke lots..Funny!

this blog is cold...

what that meant?? Cold dishes also a type of position?? I'm getting blur.. What the cold dishes position does?? Is the company make a mistake or what?
Is it the cold dishes position is making the cold dishes such as ice -cream or what de??
Kenny, I'm confusing with your picture..

bang thwack.kenny was just trying to have fun lah.wanted show person apply,gets knocked out then cooked and served as 'cold dish' lah.
haiya,so many stupid people here.must suck to have below average intelligence.

Those who don't get the joke in this entry must feel really really left out.

Isn't Cold Dish involves food covering your n**** body, lay spread over the table....

Hm... mouse er? I guess the girl is using an optical mouse, and Kenny is using a normal mouse.... O_o

hahaha

my mouse go no ball, don't use pad & don't even have a tail... got only 1 hole. how?

omg omgomg... cold dish... very cold indeed. and yeah, pity those who dont get this joke or dont find this joke amusing... sad case!!
heh....

Had me bursting with laughter! I'll be sure to order a COLD DISH next time!

whats cold dish?

Cold dish..

Well it's sure hard to entertain readers, but I guess this is a kind of entertaining even if some are annoyed or something ^^

I don't get you. :(

reply to o.0:
"my mouse go no ball, don't use pad & don't even have a tail... got only 1 hole. how?"

oh it's a female after menopause...

Hmmm... have not tried the restaurant yet but to tell you the truth... I dare not order any cold dish! I mean you won't know what you'd be getting... a man coming out with a cleaver or an actual dish with "cold" meat!

hahaha Cold Dish indeed..........but I think they must have meant the helper who prepares the cold dish and not really refering to the food type of cold dish -__-u
Maybe they should reword it to kitchen helper (cold dish) instead??? should be less misleading this way.....hahaha

Aiyah, then the mouse must be a transvestite lor.

errr... your cold dish not funny leh. Try again.

no, a mouse has got rollers.

I guess some ppl don't read comics...That's y they don't understand the flow of the photos.
hahaha...
Interviewer had slaughtered the interviewee and served the parts of the body to their customers. The chicken meat is actually HUMAN MEAT!!!

Aiya, it's just a female mouse using a tampon cuz it still gets something red at the bottom.

The food at The Banquet is heavenly btw. Try the RM1188 set menu :D

Haha. Hey, you have a terrible time man. Here you are trying to keep up with the postings to entertain us, and there are people who are complaining that the joke is damn cold.

Jiayou la. I have read every single of your entries! You can do it. =))

Imagine a hot chick go for the interview. Hot Chick-turn-Cold Dish. Wasted.

i wouldnt have gotten the joke if i didnt read the comments..

female will be more accurate becos optical mouse dun have balls..and it's only ball... not balls..satu aje...

i use to work in restaurant, i think la(longtime ago liao) is those that incharge prepare Tea,napkin, prepare thing 1 then at the end they incharge all the take away for the customer(i mean bungkus).....if i not mistaken..
in chinese it call 打冷。。forget liao ..sorry..
but that is funny kenny ..like that u also can make a joke ~ ging !

What part of the 'chicken' is that guy eating?

Must look like a chicken's neck.
No wonder tastes funny.

That's one helluva cold dish ...!
;)

ps - nah, the mouse is a hermaphrodite.
Got ball, got clit, got pointer.

If you don't know what it means, check Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

I don't know what the Cold Dish job is supposed to entail, but I can tell you a Cold Fish is any chinese educated woman in bed trying to have sex.

Should I apply to be one of the cold dish? Hoping to end up in the mouth of a SYT :p