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21 March 2007

Short Talk:

I'm an uncle for the third time. On the 12th day past her due date, my sister has finally given birth to healthy baby Lecia.

Don't worry Jayden and Kirsten, your uncle still loves you.


Angelina Jolie Adopts Another Baby

So, Angelina Jolie adopted a boy from Vietnam recently to add to her multicultural family.

This may sound a little weird, but I can't help but to feel somewhat jealous of those adopted kids.

Think about it. The lives of these kids are gonna change so dramatically, they can virtually piss and laugh at their biological parents who made the stupid decision to abandon them. From being an unwanted kid from an impoverished country; to the adopted child of a high-profile cash-loaded Hollywood celebrity - hey, who wouldn't want that?

You gotta wonder what the situation is like at the orphanage centres when Hollywood celebrities come around. Getting people like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to adopt you is like winning first prize in 4D. You get your golden ticket to good life, unlimited supplies of video games, and attention from hot young sexy Hollywood actresses when you grow up.

It's the kind of life that even normal people like us dream of.

Now, I might be flamed for being insensitive if I say this, but I wonder... If these kids know who Angelina Jolie is and what they're getting into, surely they are gonna compete fiercely with each other to vy for her attention.

Heck, if I were one of those orphans, I'm gonna be so desperate that I might even start juggling balls, doing backflips, shouting "Pick Me! Pick Me!"

Then maybe Angelina Jolie is gonna look at me all droopy eyed and go "Awww... such a cute widdle baby." before jetting me on a private plane back to Hollywood and live happily ever after with Brad Pitt and their four kids.


Long shot. But hey, it's not just any other person you know. It's ANGELINA JOLIE!


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98 Comments:

u look so scary!

Posted by: mel at 21 March 2007 5:42 PM | Link to comment

the lollipop is a nice touch.

Posted by: nat at 21 March 2007 5:43 PM | Link to comment

lol.. nice entry... but having a huge celebrity going around adopting kids instead of getting into rehabs is something that we should be glad about... isnt it?

Posted by: Jerry at 21 March 2007 5:43 PM | Link to comment

hahaha.. i wouldnt mind being baby again and be adopted by her. I get to squeeze her boobs and touch her without getting sued! hahahahah and maybe even get to see brad and angie making out live!

Posted by: Chris at 21 March 2007 5:49 PM | Link to comment

i wanna be adopted by her too..lolz

Posted by: Ivanoz at 21 March 2007 5:55 PM | Link to comment

I want to be adopted by them too... XD

Posted by: Matchstick at 21 March 2007 6:01 PM | Link to comment

tat's cute of u..

Posted by: RockBaby at 21 March 2007 6:11 PM | Link to comment

Ooops! I can't help but say, the the baby(with kenny's head) really looks ugly:P

Posted by: sky at 21 March 2007 6:14 PM | Link to comment

hahahaha best picture of Kenny xD
I reckon the only reason Brad and Angie are adobpting kids is for fame, popularity and of course, attention, which our good blogger here, has caught up xD, its ok, I mean, who wouldn't want to be adopted by one of Hollywood's hottest?

Posted by: Cartenman at 21 March 2007 6:17 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha! i rarely leave messages here but i like the last picture so much. xD

And i really admire Angelina Jolie. She's really one of a kind. I doubt she does this for the attention and publicity.

Posted by: debbie at 21 March 2007 6:25 PM | Link to comment

what happened to sixthseal.com?

Posted by: happy5 at 21 March 2007 6:29 PM | Link to comment

I hope you get breastfed if she picks you...

Posted by: amos at 21 March 2007 6:41 PM | Link to comment

HA! :D

Posted by: Addy at 21 March 2007 6:45 PM | Link to comment

Btw, congrats to your sister :)

Posted by: Addy at 21 March 2007 6:51 PM | Link to comment

yeah, what happened to Huai Bin, Kenny? Best blog ever to come out of Malaysia.

Um..I hope you didn't think you were cute/funny in that pic, tolong-ah. Good kedaifoto skills all the same.

Posted by: fruitopia at 21 March 2007 6:52 PM | Link to comment

You just scared me shitless with that last photo.

Posted by: Automobile at 21 March 2007 6:53 PM | Link to comment

Adopting for what? you can't f your mother you know.


oh btw, for your info, the boy was picked cause he was the only one who wasnt vying for her attention.

Posted by: Annie at 21 March 2007 7:03 PM | Link to comment

Look out, Malaysians; one of YOUR babies will be next on the list to be adopted by her!!

Posted by: Omni at 21 March 2007 7:11 PM | Link to comment

omg! wat a horny looking baby!

Posted by: idlewild at 21 March 2007 7:20 PM | Link to comment

pick me pick me

Posted by: clement at 21 March 2007 7:20 PM | Link to comment

ur body as a baby looks like made from yao char kwai ler..

Posted by: naeboo at 21 March 2007 7:23 PM | Link to comment

HA!HA!HA! I NEARLY FALL OFF MINE CHAIR WHEN I SAW THE LAST PIC!!!HEMMMM! I SUPPOSE IF U GET ADOPTED U GOT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO KENNY PITT!!!

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 21 March 2007 7:32 PM | Link to comment

man..i hope ur bb with nicole tan in future won't be looking like the kenny bb in last pic...

shit man...that's a hell scary kinda pic...

Posted by: idiot at 21 March 2007 7:40 PM | Link to comment

omg...i pick u kenny...den u can breast feed on my coconuts *kekeke* (stupid bugger go ban kow me on chatterbox -_-)

Posted by: coconutgirl at 21 March 2007 8:10 PM | Link to comment

Hey dude, when I film an upcoming movie at Sematan, you can be the little guys who yells "The plane, the plane ". :)

Posted by: e at 21 March 2007 8:13 PM | Link to comment

Well got to agree...having AJ for mom would be worth it but with all those fly-by-night divorces happening in Hollywood....imagine they getting split and Pitt gets you under his custody....you had it man!

Posted by: KKK at 21 March 2007 8:18 PM | Link to comment

Oh Kenny! your sister's way ahead of you man!

Posted by: Chun Beng at 21 March 2007 8:39 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, please do us all a favour by not having kids. Mini-Kenny is freaking me out! bahaaaaa...

Posted by: KanataKuchingLung at 21 March 2007 8:40 PM | Link to comment

omg hot mama with horror baby..

Posted by: bear2hong at 21 March 2007 8:57 PM | Link to comment

NO! Not the Mini-Kenny! It's far more scary than Chuck! XD

Posted by: Chapree Da Grande [TypeKey Profile Page] at 21 March 2007 9:04 PM | Link to comment

They will adopt a REM-PITT once they coming here..

Posted by: vexus at 21 March 2007 9:28 PM | Link to comment

i hardly imagine that kenny been adopted by angelina jolie...

Posted by: Sasuke at 21 March 2007 10:32 PM | Link to comment

Come on me baby. :D

Posted by: yongkailoon at 21 March 2007 10:46 PM | Link to comment

Andrew: Hey Ben, let's piss of the readers of

kennysia.com

Ben: Oh, great, how u gonna do that?

Andrew: Easy, watch this....

I AM NO.34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Andrew Ho at 21 March 2007 10:55 PM | Link to comment

tuan puan smith, lol. reminds me of harry potter dan cawan berapi.

Posted by: suzz at 21 March 2007 10:57 PM | Link to comment

>.

Posted by: KuchikiRukia at 21 March 2007 11:24 PM | Link to comment

The mini Kenny looks so wrong...

>.>;;

Posted by: Seizhin at 21 March 2007 11:32 PM | Link to comment

Rich ? sure the adopted kids are saved from poverty...
But a better life ?
Not really sure Kenny, just look at life of young, rich Hollywood kids...

Poor kids...

just my two cents though....=)

Posted by: Bei-er at 21 March 2007 11:48 PM | Link to comment

tat baby kenny really cute, angelina jolie will sure adopt u wan..>
hahahaha

Posted by: spookygrace at 22 March 2007 12:07 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, your baby look so terrible.. Hahaha...

Posted by: B3NJ@M!N at 22 March 2007 12:11 AM | Link to comment

I guess the reason people abandon their babies is because the baby look so ugly like the last picture..

Posted by: ah beng at 22 March 2007 12:55 AM | Link to comment

Aaw...your baby photo looks cute. NOT!!!

Posted by: Lina at 22 March 2007 1:01 AM | Link to comment

kekekeke... Kenny u look terrriblely cute as a baby... cute => ugly but adorable muahahahahaha :P

Posted by: maverick at 22 March 2007 1:14 AM | Link to comment

Nice try kenny, but I'm cuter

Posted by: Lizzam at 22 March 2007 1:40 AM | Link to comment

How is KENNY spelt.

FU --- G-L-Y

Kenny baby, you're fugly!

Posted by: Guest at 22 March 2007 3:17 AM | Link to comment

So Hai!

Posted by: Headman at 22 March 2007 5:08 AM | Link to comment

damn retarded u. i think nobody's gonna adopt. even adoption centre will put u outside their gates.

Posted by: brillianthead at 22 March 2007 6:20 AM | Link to comment

OMG KENNY please............If thats what your kid looks like, I hope you dont have kids, that would save the little fella a whole lot of embaressment...........lolx =p

Btw who wouldn't wanna be adopted by Angelina?? come on having a super hot MOM with tones of cash in inheritence is every kid's dream.......OOOOOO and you get to cuddle her breast without getting into trouble....wow thinking of it would also make you droll..........>.

WEll you better practice your act well Kenny, and good luck getting adopted lolx....@@"

Posted by: Alexia at 22 March 2007 9:24 AM | Link to comment

yer...y look like so hamsap one

Posted by: philip at 22 March 2007 9:46 AM | Link to comment

Kenny Pitt....

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 March 2007 9:53 AM | Link to comment

NUHAHAHA that baby gonna be bought by Arabs as a future eunuch guard for their harems LOL

Posted by: MM at 22 March 2007 10:06 AM | Link to comment

adopting kids would be a good PR machine. dun get me wrong, they have good intentions... of course it works both ways to their advantage and the kids'.

you are hillarious... :P

Posted by: kimfluttersby at 22 March 2007 10:37 AM | Link to comment

"The lives of these kids are gonna change so dramatically, they can virtually piss and laugh at their biological parents who made the stupid decision to abandon them. From being an unwanted kid from an impoverished country."

Kenny, those poor kids were sent to orphanage due to unfortunate circumstances. It's not becoz the parents made stupid decision to abandon them.

Posted by: swettooth at 22 March 2007 11:44 AM | Link to comment

I find this entry rather pathetic for the fact that you write without thinking. The kids that she's adopted are from poverty-striken country and to think that they're lucky to be adopted by two celebs, it's true. But to say that these kids will laugh at their biological parents, it's cruel.

You are right, you are insensitive.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 March 2007 12:09 PM | Link to comment

what a stupid insensitive asshole.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 March 2007 12:22 PM | Link to comment

OMG. That "baby pic" of you is just DISTURBING

Posted by: Sharon N at 22 March 2007 12:35 PM | Link to comment

TO swettooth AND THE TWO CHICKENS

This is from People.com

READ http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20014961,00.html

The boy had been living at the Tam Binh orphanage outside Ho Chi Minh City ever since he was abandoned at a hospital as a baby, according to adoption officials.

Keyword here is "abandoned at a hospital"

So who's being insensitive now, BITCHES?

Posted by: To swettooth And The Two 'Chickens' at 22 March 2007 12:40 PM | Link to comment

eeekkk ...!! Kenny .. your 'baby picture' look so ugleh ....... eeeekkks.

www.slimsenzation.blogspot.com

Posted by: lovegoddess at 22 March 2007 1:08 PM | Link to comment

lmfao... that last photo really made my day... and I really needed it!!!

Posted by: Nadia at 22 March 2007 2:07 PM | Link to comment

I've read lah idiot! who replied to me and the 2 chickens? is it you kenny? and I wasn't even rude when commenting. btw, u're not supposed to believe a tabloid! abandoned from birth also could be because of unfortunate circumstances lah..aiyoh!

Posted by: sweettooth at 22 March 2007 2:37 PM | Link to comment

Kenny's rambutan on fire o_O

Posted by: lovegoddess at 22 March 2007 2:41 PM | Link to comment

People shouldn't be so quick to dismiss Angelina Jolie as a publicity seeker.
She's UNHCR's Goodwill Ambassador since 2001 and has done a lot of work IN IMPOVERISHED COUNTRIES with UNHCR, at her own personal expense. How many of you will abandon your creature comforts and go to Sierra Leone to help orphans? Pay you also you won't go. Sheesh.

From UNHCR website:
While Jolie is most valued as a dedicated advocate for refugees, she has also been a generous donor to UNHCR. She has donated to many field operations in Africa, Asia, the Middle East, the Balkans and the Americas. She is often the first private donor to respond to UNHCR appeals for emergencies and forgotten refugee crises across the globe. She covers all of her expenses when she goes on mission with UNHCR, as well as costs relating to her World Refugee Day activities and other refugee advocacy projects. These contributions now total well over $3 million.

Posted by: Visitor at 22 March 2007 3:11 PM | Link to comment

we will only know what happens when all of the kids grow up . .
will it be another jolie or ?
bradgelina ?

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 22 March 2007 3:18 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha.. you looked so bubbly cute at the last picture!!! I am sure she will adopt you if she sees you!! haahahaa

Posted by: piggygrace at 22 March 2007 4:18 PM | Link to comment

baby kenny??? so ugly laaaa...
hahahha..

Posted by: ai sa at 22 March 2007 5:01 PM | Link to comment

This may sound a little weird, but I can't help but to feel somewhat jealous of those adopted kids.

Posted by: Aleanor at 22 March 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment

Congratulations on being an uncle for the third time - I am sure you're just as excited as the first time round.

Lecia is such a pretty name and very unusual too. Now the only problem is going to be trying to convince little Kirsten that you still love her. Even though there's new (female) competition in town!

Posted by: MichelleSY at 22 March 2007 6:38 PM | Link to comment

So what? I still like Jennifer Aniston more. Opps..hehe..offtopic.

Posted by: Je5sie at 22 March 2007 6:59 PM | Link to comment

Are you saying you rather trade your family that you have now to be adopted? Lets hope what you mother has to say when she hears this

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 March 2007 7:30 PM | Link to comment

i so dont want a daughter looking like that. peaches u've just wrecked my dream bubble.

Posted by: clandestine at 22 March 2007 8:02 PM | Link to comment

omg..speechless

Posted by: zhuzhu at 22 March 2007 8:21 PM | Link to comment

whoah!! I wonder if she's gonna adopt another one!

Posted by: lobhini at 22 March 2007 8:37 PM | Link to comment

Adopt some from Malaysia too.

Posted by: yongkailoon at 22 March 2007 8:49 PM | Link to comment

i see a horny looking kenny o.O

Posted by: yy <3 at 22 March 2007 9:32 PM | Link to comment


Yo Kolo Mee Fan,

u r very very funny, man. But u know what, keep ur ambitions in check..cos with a picture like that she is more likely to drop a brick on your face than adopt u. LOL!

Posted by: galadriel at 22 March 2007 10:43 PM | Link to comment

Yo Kenny, you know Alvin and Andrew Lew one ar??? And ALicia Lew?? They say they know you from curtin isit?

Posted by: VictorTan at 23 March 2007 3:34 AM | Link to comment

To the chickens and the "anon" commenter who came to my blog:

If you guys can read vietnamese, the child is actually abandoned because his grandfather was too poor. He wishes someone could adopt him and give him a better life.

The boy was also severely sick when he was a baby. He had to be taken care of in a special-care unit. (which i assumed the family couldn't afford his medical care either).

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2007/03/3B9F43FF/

So,

"unfortunate kids" yes.

"unwanted"? may not have been.

Posted by: Annie at 23 March 2007 7:28 AM | Link to comment

Being abandoned in front of a hospital doesnt mean the boy will laugh back at their biological parents when he grown up.

ANgelina Jolie didnt bring him all the way from vietnam and raise him up just to have him laugh back at his biological parents when he grows up. She wouldnt do that. Not sure about Kenny though, but angelina jolie wouldnt.

Nobody knows the underlying reason why the boy was abandoned. Could it be, the family too poor to afford him?

But Kenny is a different case. He is too rich to be too poor. Too rich to bang all girls on Friday night. Too insensitive to think.

Posted by: Me at 23 March 2007 8:31 AM | Link to comment

OK OK OK FINEEEEE. Enough with the anonymous flaming. I am wrong to assume that his parents abandon him out of selfish reasons. I am sorry, ok?!

Geez! So hard to blog these days.

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 23 March 2007 8:40 AM | Link to comment

well actually i dint bring this up. kenny's readers mostly dont take what he writes seriously. :-D

Posted by: Annie at 23 March 2007 9:18 AM | Link to comment

Actually I would not want to be adopted by parents from the celebrity circle.

Imagine leading a life vastly different from other kids, even other rich kids. You can't walk freely on the streets without being photo-taken. You can't make mistakes without being amplified. And you are not even a celebrity yet. You are just their kids trying to lead a normal life.

I rather be in a rich family without paying the price to lose my freedom.

Oh I would love to have kenny as a kid too:P

Posted by: Ms Piggy at 23 March 2007 9:35 AM | Link to comment

I'm waiting for those celebs to come to Msia to adopt kampung boy like ME!!!

Who knows maybe after seeing ur chubby little cutie face on ur blog, she may announce to adopt YOU!

Posted by: patchay at 23 March 2007 9:45 AM | Link to comment

you just want to suck on her tits.

i knew it.

Posted by: mia at 23 March 2007 10:45 AM | Link to comment

I just want to be with Angie no matter what....as a baby, as a gf, as a sister, whatever. She's my idol.

Posted by: elisezzuk at 23 March 2007 1:04 PM | Link to comment

hey very disgusting la! like watching horror movie

Posted by: Ty at 23 March 2007 2:12 PM | Link to comment

i want too angelina..Nice pic you had.ha..ha..very funny.

Posted by: Ahmad Uzair at 23 March 2007 3:16 PM | Link to comment

if both my parents are great actor and actress then i might be confused by their personality, and end up being brought up having all the confusions...gheezz...it'll be great if my dad is brad pitt...muahaha....then i can hold his hands out when i go out for shopping and all envy comes to me!!:D

Posted by: bjk at 23 March 2007 10:51 PM | Link to comment

Hey Dude, I hope Lecia does not 嫁給姓馬的人 one day....

Posted by: e at 25 March 2007 1:07 PM | Link to comment

You are so Funnyyyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: angelza at 25 March 2007 2:45 PM | Link to comment

so hard to blog? Not at all if u use your common sense while blogging. Best of all, since u're an apparent celeb local blogger, think before you write if you don't like comments from others who think otherwise about what you write.

Posted by: Not as insensitive as Kenny at 26 March 2007 9:14 PM | Link to comment

I take my apology back, and you can take your abuse and holier-art-thou attitude and shove it up your ass.

"The biological grandfather of Angelina Jolie's new 3-year-old Vietnamese son, Pax, says that his daughter is a heroin addict who gave Pax up for adoption two days after birth."

Posted by: kennysia at 28 March 2007 12:47 PM | Link to comment

btw, congrats....lecia is super adorable!

oh well....freedom of speech nowadays is only disaster in disguise....u shud know it by now kenny....even the least sensitive topics might get u flamed, even if it was only meant to be a joke or it wasnt serious in the first place.

still, YOU are the celeb blogger. THEy arent. haha. Chill.

Posted by: DolphyN at 28 March 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment

Some more flame, sir :)

Admittably, Vietnam is a poor and third world country, but it is not 'impoverished'. Economy is growing quite fast here as far as I know.

Just a matter of words, never mind. briliant blog u wrote, Kenny!

And i hope Pax's gonna grow up fine, being a celeb kid is not as special as some people may think. An astronaut's daughter would not find her daddy's job too special while other kids would envy.

Posted by: Your reader from Vietnam at 30 March 2007 12:33 PM | Link to comment

Yay! I am number 95!

Posted by: i AM annoying at 04 April 2007 11:59 AM | Link to comment

URGHH!! You were a real eye-sore, as a baby, Kenny! VOMIT!

Posted by: Allan at 05 April 2007 3:20 PM | Link to comment

oh, dude... why? u just made me look at my dinner and pushed it aside...

Posted by: Jenn at 08 May 2007 4:51 PM | Link to comment

went to cambodia recently....saw a lot of kids/orphans like Pax whom Angelina Jolie adopted. It was really depressing seeing poverty-stricken kids like that suffering while fat-ass spoilt kids back home hv it all.

Posted by: DolphyN at 27 May 2007 2:04 PM | Link to comment

dude. that's gonna give ppl nightmares man...

Posted by: triestegal at 08 March 2008 11:42 PM | Link to comment

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