Can u employ me?

Wow! I'm the first. I'll be the first customer if you are to open one, Kenny.

hi, first btw, they might work. Lavender oil and tree oil

EEEEEEEEEE!!!! YOU SO HIAW DE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh kenny, I was having my lunch when I read this!

Kenny Sia why you look like IDIOT!!! Please...

I will ask Marie France charge you!

haha..... please recruit me as well to this business :p

hey... besides massaging my boobs...can you massage my pussy...then i'll return the favour back... i'll massage your c*ck..with both my hands...and my mouth if you prefer...

Gosh, your sense of imagination and humor!!!

hahahahhahaha...

Same concept. Massaging your dickonosaurus with essential oils is gonna make it longer and bigger.

lol.. i think i can help too :P

Oi Kenny! I wanna help out when you start your boobie growing business!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha... I have to control myself not to laugh so loud. Damn funny. Hehehehehehe. Keep it up Kenny. When u bukak itu kedai kasi boobies besar, bila saya boleh buat appointment? Wakakakakakakakkakakakak

HA!HA!HA! U R SOOOOOO HORNY LOOKING.

ROFL!
good one kenny!!
stupid ppl will only believe it!

I want to be employed too

I was just get fired from my local massage yesterday,
if you need any workers I can help you..
and one more thing, just fed me three times a day and I willingly do the job FREE!!!! 7 days a week..

Man, that'd be a heck of a job....You should start a business.

Sorry for being irrelevant here, Kenny. I just want to say AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

You said it all. LMAO

Next time we will see all ppl massage each other breast because this will makes everyone become Z cup!

wow.. therry lee's comment is a little too obscene.

anywayy, hilarious post as usual, kenny! =)

how about taking me as your worker...
I'm good in that area too..
ha ha

LMAO. YOU'RE SO FUNNY. xD.

hey. first of all. the marie france and other slimming centres DO work. and that the aluminium thing does cos I know someone who did it.
but the rest.. I suppose that they are bullshit but hey! people gotta make a living right? ;)

your blog nowadays are really not as interesting nor funny as it is used to be..too busy? but 'mistakes' is really good.

I can't believe that you actually pay attention to such lame ads in the papers! I bet that you noticed the pictures of the boobs first before the content, hahaha...
I think that you have successfully cemented your status as a lao tiko!

Call these "stupid" people whatever you want because these "stupid" people are everyday people walking around you and me with insecurities about their looks.

Its not only for girls but guys too with propecia, rogainne, svenson, yun nam, just to increase our self esteem. The thing is, you or i might be able to be free of some of these problems but tell me will anyone be so liberal with their words when these "stupid" people happen to include your mother/sister/girlfriend/wife ?

Other than that, good joke kenny :)

Omg. Finally! I've been looking forward to a post like this in a very looong time! Refreshing...

EEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~Guang NI Hao Huai aaa..................
YOu wanna massage boobies so much meh???...............then come Taiwan massage mine lor.....muaks muaks I really luv ur song arrr tong hua so touching..........muaks muaks muaks....~~~~~EEEEEEE~~~~~~*BLushing*........~~~~~~~Boobies getting ticklish~~~~~~~

Hehe - that's hilarious. I only hope that the employees of that company are either male, young and goodlooking, or female. I'm not sure many women would want some weird old man massaging their boobies!

I've been to normal oil massages (for relaxation, not to make my boobs bigger) and was asked if I wanted my boobs done. I said what the hell .... and I must admit it was good.

They were very professional and it felt amazing having my boobs massaged in a gentle, soothing, systematic matter. Unlike when you get to third base with a guy ... guys generally have no idea when it comes to fondling a girl's boobs.

So I did find my boob massage quite envigorating. :) And no ... I didn't get wet during the process.

Any man would like to take up this job. Hehehe.

what if your customer has -A cup?

GOD..........................
WHAT WILL BE NEXT?????
PENIS ENLARGEMENT?
..

JUST WITH A FEW ESSENTIAL OILS...

PENI'BENS ...

CAN ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ..

NO SURGERY

NO PAIN

NO STRESS

JUST RELAXING MASSAGE AND A FRIENDLY AND WELCOMING CONSULTATION!

Yeah.. most people who read this got the idea of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek 0.0 yukkkkkkk.. rub dick with essense all day and make it bigger, ok thats againts the point..
i wonder how women feel about this so called, treatment...

its very weird....

if they say, massage your dick u wont think its right, so what about what women thinks abouy massage their boob.. same same isnt if if u reallly think about it..
except boobs is just stereotype so ppl thinks its a normal thing...
its so sexist.

fucking weird adds duah..

Kenny, you look really perverted in the last picture. I'll be your staff if you want. :P

those slimming centers really do work ok. its just that they charge a bomb!
and the boob massage thing tricks customers because it actually seems to work. after massaging for 30mins or so, the boob swells thus giving the impression that its actually bigger. goes down after a few hours tho.

u so funny!!!

Posted by: Anon at 27 February 2007 3:57 PM | Link to comment

EEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~Guang NI Hao Huai aaa..................
YOu wanna massage boobies so much meh???...............then come Taiwan massage mine lor.....muaks muaks I really luv ur song arrr tong hua so touching..........muaks muaks muaks....~~~~~EEEEEEE~~~~~~*BLushing*........~~~~~~~Boobies getting ticklish~~~~~~~

wow someone still thinks your guang liang lol

O_O
That is sick.
But strangely hilarious.
>_>;;
Way to go, Mr.Kenny, traumatizing little 12 year old girls.

i'm giving free service to be a full time worker in your boob massaging service :P

haf u ever wondered why there isnt any ad on making ur dick grow longer?

Hey Kenny, I'll work for you for free! Plus you'll find out that I'll do OTs and am an extremely enthusiastic about my job!
LOL!

Hey Kenny, no wonder the chick like you, eh. You are the typical rogue male, eh (and I mean this in a good way, eh). But if you have man boobs, eh, there is like this "bro", eh (a la Sienfeld, eh) you could use, eh. How do I apply for the boob massage job , eh?

aiyoh, why are u always so cheekoh?
so, this idea of yours, is a legal way for molestation?

too many "dirty" entries. Enough already! But do appreciate your sense of humour nonetheless. Maybe you would want to write an entry bout the just concluded oscars??.. :) keep it up dude..

sad but true...

kenny kenny! the last look you gave was PRICELESS! you make me horny horny babyyyyyy. LOL

rofl... you look so horny kenny! anyway who wouldn't want this job? and which idiot girl will pay so much to get molested? high supply but no demand... hmmm, not a good idea...

haha.. nice ads.. nowadays peoples are getting more MATERIALISTIC(i hope i spelled correctly).. but hey, since when boobies becomming an asset? (hey my boobies worth $x000)???

eh kenny... u slam those beauty salons saying that they are a crock of bullshit... but what if tomorrow one walks up to ur doorstep and offers u money to endorse their products?

hehe. wil u change ur tone then? :P

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All chinese are dog!!! go back to your mainland... all dog and pig

dude...what are singaporean ads doing in malaysia?!? actually here in SG its damn popular la the slimming ads but they are not so direct as to go into the C-cup thing. however this kinda thing the catch is that if you stop going ur boobs become smaller thats what i heard

i see.

I'LL QUIT MY JOB!

KENNY!!! I'LL SEND U MY RESUME TODAY!!!

All Malays or Mamaks are dogs and pigs! go back to hell!

How's that sound?

massaging boobs does help ,
*sometimes*. Seen it happen to friends... =P

wah ! syok man ! ! !

boob massager ! !

What the heck boobies joke can tiba tiba link to "Chinese" / "Dogs and pigs"...

If you can't take the joke, F*#k off Lah

Oh gosh, the last picture looks so perverse :P

But really, I dont think that using things like girdles, corsets, push up bras to enchance the figure is anything wrong.

Some people might think that its deceptive, but I think its a safer way, not to mention more economical rather than spending money on all these treatments.

Wow KEnny Fucking Sia YOu darn Perverted ass hole..........Post something like this not funny ohhh........I wont have my precious boobies touched by someone with the likes of you.....

EEEEEEKkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kenny Is a MOlestor..........

BUt I do agree on the slimming ad's to be loads of bull though.....
Cuz ther only reason why you slim down when you visit them is they stave you ask you to eat med's then wrap you up like a mummy so you sweat........butr after you stop you go back to eating normally and you stop the med's then you gain back your weight......cuz when you undergo their so called programe you payed good money so even if they strave you you will follow but once its over you go back to being your old self and you gain back the pounds.......sometime even more.....it happened to some ppl....

Elly, you don't need to choose Kenny if you want..
you can choose me, or other handsome guy who work there, but before we do an appointment we need to see at least your half body picture before accepting your application

sorry to make it so hard and uncomfortable,
but it is part of our "Kennyssage beauty center" rules and regulation..

I hear boobies....i dun see any...

Actually Marie France does work. But you have to spend five figures (in total over a spread of time) to see definite and lasting results. I've been their customer for the past 3 years so I can vouch for that. Of course adverts sometimes can be a bit "kuah chang" but that's what they do, to attract your attention. Please don't make sweeping statements unless you have tried out the products and services yourself.

EEEWwwwww ... Kenny, why are you being so disgusting all of a sudden? Hahahahaa But anyhow, some ads are just being over-rated to attract biz..

funny entry :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAH CHEEBAY.

Made me LOL like a madwoman.

_|_

Hahahahahahahahahaha.......can i have the T-Shirt?

No money = u cannot be beauty....
lol....
When kenny become ham sup guy? ...lol...

kenny you look like a pervert!

That would be one heck of a boob job.

Oh Kenny!! damm you are making me HORNY! I'm gonna ask my BF to give me a good massage tonite. ;-)

Kenny,you want to ramas-ramas my boobs? Your last picture is wild man! WOOHOOOO....

it's kinda scary what if the stuff really works n yr boobs start to grow bigger n bigger outta control... LOL =SS

siaw ah.. y scold kennysia..

i'm so ashamed to be singaporean.

My gawd pls hire me(totally at ur service forever if u hire me)XD

all the sudden kenny has become a sex god or something. look at all these giels 'permiting' or 'begging' kenny to *ahem* boob massage them. interesting.

i wonder if it was from the maggi mee video

yeee so ham sap

OH MY GOD KENNY!! u just freak the hell out of me with that last picture!

Man, you look like some pervert :D

So the person whom I saw @ Carl's JR last sunday is you? You've really grow fatter... slim down bro ^_^

what the f**K!

the problem with being a boob masseur is that you can look, you can touch, but you can't um... suck.

oh dear.. I'm gonna have nightmares!

to ali n response..don't be too childish laa..ok..don't play2 with this races thingy...haha..by the way kenny..ur so funny..i can't believe it's u...well..hhahaha..can't keep my mouth shut oledi..

You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I've always thought all this to myself too, and wondered how idiots actually get pulled into it!

Good on ya to slaps those stupid girls awake.

Hire me Kenny!. I am an expert boob masseur. London and Paris trained u know

Kenny you look like pervert + rapist

wtf!!

Joke of the century..

When u earn enough money.. please support breast cancer.. cause massaging boobs can prevent cancer.. and you can also detect if there is a lump which leads to cancer.. :P

You know anot? One time I was by chance being pulled into a slimming saloon (U wanna noe which 1?). The first thing they wanna suck is not my boobs, it's my CASH & CREDIT CARDS!!

She invited me into a cosy room, served me drink and interviewed me if I've ever tried other slimming services.

I said "Yes". Then she asked if I still continue. I said "No". "Why not?" "Bcos they are sucking up my $$$ and I don't see results!"

Then I continued before she could interrupt:
"I know what u're gonna tell me next..
u'll offer me a package which cost a big lumsum of RMxxxx and then u go..oops, I think if I'm not mistaken, dis promotion offer last today. So no time for me to think, u want me to sign up and swap my card immediately NOW!! If I were to come back 2moro, no more promotion price for me, am I rite, bitch?!"

Hahahaha!!!!..I left her speechless for as long as I walked out of the door. LMAO!!

Don't think I'm an idiot who falls prey to your so-called anonymous slimming lar..

I'm chubby and my bf loves it so much so I dont wanna throw away my fats alrite, natural is beauty ma you asshole moneysuckers!!

http://epicwar.com/maps/12943

ITs singapore is like 20 mins away drom malaysia... wonder how long is breast enlargement is away from us.... OOOh goody - GUYs listen up send your girl friends to the first shop u see open on BOOB enlargement. Then in 1 years we can see hot asian boobs all around :)

now aint that pucker ?

Aw man... that last pic was 10 on the perverted scale...

But you never fail to crack me up, Kenny. Thanks for cheering me upwhen I'm down in the dumps.

lolz, i wonder why kenny is so into the women stuff leh *winks* lolz

http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/2007/20070227-6.jpg

stupid dog! go to hell, fucker!

hi, first btw, they might work. Lavender oil and tree oil

seriously....im amazed...im truly amazed....i have nv seen a dog who can type...congratulation on being the world's first swearing dog

HAHAHA...
dat was so f*ckin funny!!!!

"patron" is really stupid loh
wat for spend so much money when all u need to do is exercise to lose all the weight?
oh and of course eat right.
tsk people these days..no brain de.
dumb dumb

Mine grows...even a little, it make me feel better...

I want to go to your salon! Haha!

wat if a transvesvite or transsexual comes ot ur salon? will u service him?
u look very professional in that photo.
ppl nowdays really do a lot to beautify..the pressure in Spore is crazy.

was wondering if anyone notice this, did kennysia booked a hotel room for this post?

I am sure he is in a hotel room in those pictures.

I wonder why he is in a hotel room......

hey, fellow kuching-ian here who's now studying in singapore. its very true abt wad u said. i noticed nearly immediately tat straights times has ALOT of slimming/beauty ads. its very in the face, esp when all u just want is to flip thru the papers to find sumthing good to read and one cant help but notice all these irritating ads screaming at ur insecure and ugly side.

anyway, just wanted to say tat fibroblasts are actually cells that produce collagen. and also, eating collagen is actually 100% redundant. collagen will get digested into those small protein units, so it wont b collagen anymore once it goes thru ur gut. so effectively u're just taking protein pills.

i'm a health science student btw. a geek, if u prefer.

actually, Bust serum works.It really depends on the individual's body respond. =)

watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkdXoGEUVRk, which is about how playboy models look before and after photoshop.....

your consulation room looks like a toilet.

having fun in your KL sheraton suite is it kenny?

heh. and i honestly don't see how that photo of you in the massager Tshirt can actually make the girls comment that they are HORNY!

geez. wonder what's gonna happen if you are naked.

:D ya man, you need to either a lady or at least a good looking guy to get that job through, or perhaps some ladies might want their video shot to gain viewership (since ur site is so popular) like some of the porno websites? :D But good attempt dude. And Did you book a hotel room just to get these pictures? :D or "Hi Im Kenny Sia, I'm here to take some photos for my blog. WOuld you like to be my first Breast Firming Client?" :D *Thumbs Up*

Boob massager is a job that every American man would want, LOL!!

Omni

baka...

what a LEECH!!!

i want you to massage my boobs....

All I can say it slimming centres only makes you loose water rentention. They will ask you to switch to their recommended diet. So even if it works then could it be the diet. The only way to increase the cup size is through surgery. Creams don't work. To remove wrinkle, the most effective way is BOTOX.

non other than cheating women parlors coz the products are NOT long lasting and will give side effects in the long run. Think before spending your dough. I used to work in one of the slimming ctrs mentioned... and am so not a believer cuz i know d products and they just spin and mix ard the treatments. If the products not 'laku' or expired, they sell it cheap. Kesian man.. i feel sorry for the clients. I do the job, not the selling when i was there. I so dont wanna be back in that industry.

i wana go for those programmes too!!...but cant afford to go...so just keep the not-so-slim and not-so-fat me la..

Walau er........why you so ham sup! But that is nature la,every man also ham sup la,me too! muahahahahaha!

The mp3 for this story is hilarious! The unemotional narrator saying 'boobies'...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

u're so right! females tend to do anything for the sake of their outer look!

Wahlau..damn funny eh!!!! especially the last photo.. lol

u look horny to me...ewwwwwwww!

Kenny, u're damn funny & creative. Si pek siao! Keep up the the good job!! Thumbs up!!

Hi Kenny, Grrreeat blog but... er.. do you any of you guys notice that some.. wait scratch that.. i meant most of the women here are kinda horny rite? like come on.. girls asking kenny to massage their boobies? wow dude.. anybody else here that feels weird?

Its a singapore newspaper, and thats a singapore hotel room. Malaysian newspapers have Andrea Fonseka advertising for marie france. You can see the ads on Andrea's website.

@skyler_n
If those are real girls asking for boobs massage, I'll be really amazed. It could be some guys typing just to fool around. BTW, those comments could have been typed by Kenny himself. Who knows?

Anyway, anyone having such thoughts could be just plain jealous of him. How many of us could write a blog about massaging boobs, and expect so many girls asking for a service? Not many, so I suggest you get back to working on your popularity.

Slimming ads, you should see the ang moh ones. In Malaysia I used to see ads with "Before weight is 68kgs, and After weight is 45kgs". And then I got to NZ where the Before weight is 98kgs, and the after weight is 65kgs. "Hin" ler... In Malaysia I'm fat, but when I'm in NZ I'm thin... very good ler... no need diet. Just change countries.

you were staying at the conrad.

LOL!
I WAN THAT JOB WHEN I WAS 10!
LOL
jk!