kennysia.com: Coconut King

21 February 2007

Short Talk:

Kuching's own singer songwriter Alex Wong (aka SingleTrackMind) (aka CEO of Pan Global Insurance) (aka founder of musiccanteen) (aka co-owner of Luna Bar and Muse Bar in KL) will be staging his album launch concert this Friday night, 11pm at Senso in Hilton Kuching. I'll be there. Tickets are RM65, includes a copy of his CD and your first drink.

Coconut King

There's this place in Penang that I find darn fascinating, especially for me.

On Abu Siti Lane, is a row of old colonial residential houses.

These are actual residential homes that people lived in before. You can see the interior of the house clearly partitioned to show where the living room is, the dining room is, and so on. But instead of having humans inside, these houses are filled with coconuts.

ROOMS after ROOMS full of coconuts! Flowing down the staircase, into the living room, out on the verandah. Nothing but piles and piles of coconuts, everywhere.

Never have I seen so many coconuts gathered into one place before, apart from the men's changing room at the gym.

In front of each of these houses is a man holding a parang knife guarding the place.

You order what type of coconut you want from the guy (choice between standard or pandan coconut). He'll pick up a random coconut from the pile and armed with his parang, he'll skilfully chop up the coconut right then and there.

Part of the fun is watching how he's able to slice up such a small object with such a huge knife. One wrong move and he could very well end up with his hand on the floor.

Look at how he hold his coconut. I wouldn't recommend anyone to try this at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

When he's done, the guy will poke a straw in it so you can drink the coconut juice from it just like that.

When you're done, you hand the coconut back to him and he'll chop it up some more so you can savour the meat of the coconut.

He can carve a makeshift spoon out of the coconut shell for your convenience!

When you're done eating the inside of the coconut, you can do some stupid things with it. Like making it your coconut bra.

And then you pose.

And then you pose some more.

And then you pose like you're making love to the camera.

And then some guy come around and molest you.

And apparently, I got a little bit too sexcited 'cos when everything is said and done, I accidentally left a stain on my shirt.

Hmmm.

:: Posted by Kenny at 7:45 AM | Link | Facebook It
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103 Comments:

Stain on the shirt... LIquid explosion, eh? hehehehehhe

Posted by: sr215 at 21 February 2007 7:47 AM | Link to comment

will try to look for this place when i visit penang next month.

Posted by: jann at 21 February 2007 7:49 AM | Link to comment

The title of this post could have been "the coconuts have moved upwards".

Posted by: Adam OK at 21 February 2007 7:57 AM | Link to comment

looks like nose shit from far

Posted by: julz at 21 February 2007 8:03 AM | Link to comment

haha..it looks like.... *....*

Posted by: simmonetsute at 21 February 2007 8:11 AM | Link to comment

You make me feel like eating coconut now that I am in the middle of nowhere in US

Posted by: tren at 21 February 2007 8:19 AM | Link to comment

How about a picture of coconut helmet?

Posted by: Pai Kia at 21 February 2007 8:33 AM | Link to comment

Your fren is fucking ugly.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 21 February 2007 8:35 AM | Link to comment

HOW MUCH IS THE COCONUT?

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 21 February 2007 8:44 AM | Link to comment

number 10!

Posted by: Aaron Tan at 21 February 2007 8:51 AM | Link to comment

lol..that is the famous coconut drink shop in Penang!!! i was there!

Posted by: Aaron Tan at 21 February 2007 8:52 AM | Link to comment

U're a great poser... hahahaha you're running out of sperm and it coming out from your tits hehehehe.. jk

Posted by: Chris at 21 February 2007 9:32 AM | Link to comment

U damned mischievous, Kenny!

Posted by: LilMrST at 21 February 2007 9:37 AM | Link to comment

LOL, you asked for it, couldn't blame the guy for molesting you!

Posted by: leongsoon at 21 February 2007 10:03 AM | Link to comment

...lots of coconuts in men's changing room...

...the coconut bra...

u mean guys wear coconut bras in the gym? :)

Posted by: adriantai at 21 February 2007 10:04 AM | Link to comment

never been there eventhough I've been in penang almost 3 years...
ha ha..damn funny!

Posted by: mohdismail at 21 February 2007 10:24 AM | Link to comment

kenny, it seems to me that u have gynaecomastia. man breasts.

Posted by: bhaoi at 21 February 2007 10:29 AM | Link to comment

kenny sia n coconuts. ahhahaha. glad u enjoyed penang.

Posted by: miche at 21 February 2007 10:37 AM | Link to comment

Tanjung Aru Beach in Kota Kinabalu oso got cheap and juicy coconuttt ma, you guys dunno meh? Lemme be your tour guide la, next time u caome to Sabah, The Land Below The Wind. Hahaha..

Coconutttz in KK measured bigger than all ur heads combined, costing only RM2.50 each, summore got coconuttt white meat as thick as 2cm, mm hai gau siu!

Dun believe u can ask anyone from KK, then you noe. Something you shouldn't miss! wahahahahaha!!

Posted by: moomood at 21 February 2007 11:12 AM | Link to comment

@.@i'm speechless........

Posted by: hc at 21 February 2007 11:23 AM | Link to comment

Is the stain the milk from your breast?

Posted by: (unknown) at 21 February 2007 11:24 AM | Link to comment

Chicken, the friend happens to be my friend too :P

2 of my friends in your pics! haha the other girl drinking too. :D

Posted by: Maxine at 21 February 2007 11:38 AM | Link to comment

haha...kenny, u should not left any strain ...
Kenny sure like to do funny things with coconut..

Posted by: SengKiat at 21 February 2007 11:41 AM | Link to comment

kenny...u shud visit hainan dao, the land of coconuts! im sure u'll enjoy "sexciting" at peak there...lol

Posted by: Sarah T at 21 February 2007 11:53 AM | Link to comment

C-O-C-O-N-U-T coconut coconut A-B-C!

Posted by: mia at 21 February 2007 12:19 PM | Link to comment

hmm..that man is indeed a Coconut man..hehe..

you look hot with your coconuts..lol..

Posted by: De Pianist at 21 February 2007 12:21 PM | Link to comment

Hell, did u cum when he molested u?!

Posted by: shep at 21 February 2007 12:28 PM | Link to comment

how much adidas paid u to do a close up on their tee?

Posted by: kiwi at 21 February 2007 1:11 PM | Link to comment

ewww that is gross. now i dont even want to come close to any coconuts. damn u sia.

Posted by: bart at 21 February 2007 1:36 PM | Link to comment

photographer damn good sial!!! really brought out the slut in u.

hahahahahaaha :P

Posted by: naeboo at 21 February 2007 2:00 PM | Link to comment

oh dear.. that is so disgusting! Haha..

happy chinese New Year mr.kenny! =)

Posted by: -Princess Shin- at 21 February 2007 3:08 PM | Link to comment

damn. the indians there are so darn skillful! surprisingly they still have 5 fingers on each hands! damn!
anyway, who take all the pics for everytime?

Posted by: rice roll at 21 February 2007 3:23 PM | Link to comment

i went there before...

Posted by: lalala@kenny fans at 21 February 2007 3:44 PM | Link to comment

eww...gross....
but i like coconuts a lot though...used to buy the coconut+sugarcane drink at green road...so so yummy!!!

Posted by: bjk at 21 February 2007 4:08 PM | Link to comment

coconut somehow really smell aewful but tasty.
it something smells like sperm..is tat the reason y gurls do xxxxjob?

anyway kenny go to pattaya and dance when u lost your job. i bet u got lots of fans

Posted by: polygrams at 21 February 2007 4:27 PM | Link to comment

hey ya Kenny ,
i should say LAWL on those pic :) Im from penang - and i ride by that place like everyday "last" time la nbow in KL. I hafta say that spot is simply awsome :) where else can u get cheap coconuts :P

Posted by: Sasi at 21 February 2007 5:09 PM | Link to comment

2 coconut shells = 1 coconut bra...

Good imagination kenny....

Posted by: GiniE at 21 February 2007 5:54 PM | Link to comment

i think is between RM1 to RM2... long time din go to drinkz d

Posted by: penang ppl.. at 21 February 2007 7:02 PM | Link to comment

LOL... You're a real NUT, Kenny!

They spruced Karawara Shopping Centre up real good!

Posted by: aclj87 at 21 February 2007 7:21 PM | Link to comment

hehehehe, so obscene... in brought daylight somemore... LOL

btw, how much does each coconut costs?

Posted by: maemee at 21 February 2007 7:45 PM | Link to comment

is it me, or are u always wearing that adidas shirt??!!

Posted by: JL at 21 February 2007 7:49 PM | Link to comment

singletrackmind sucks

Posted by: hong ge at 21 February 2007 8:21 PM | Link to comment

lol. damn siow lar euu, kenny! XD sex machine.

Posted by: sexindecityorinyourcase,penang:) at 21 February 2007 8:22 PM | Link to comment

Oh yea that place. My mum always go to that place to by coconut for us when the weather is too hot. If not mistaken pandan coconut cost rm2 and normal coconut cost rm1.50

The original owners (an indian guy with his chinese wife) have sold the shop to current owner few years ago...

Eh the guy that molested you looks very familiar to me. I think we were from the same high school...I'm pretty sure about it...I forgot his real name but nickname LENGBAI...lol

Posted by: bruce84 at 21 February 2007 8:33 PM | Link to comment

if i bring you to have some coconuts in sg, pls do not stain yourself or myself in excitement. LOL!

thats not the way to do a coconut body shot! :P

Posted by: nadnut at 21 February 2007 10:39 PM | Link to comment

kenny...why don't u be a super model for a bra company>

Posted by: angie at 21 February 2007 10:48 PM | Link to comment

kenny u always wear back this shirt..cos u think it makes u look slimmer? hahaha

Posted by: crak at 21 February 2007 11:11 PM | Link to comment

hahaha kenny u're just too disgusting ;)

Posted by: saran at 21 February 2007 11:33 PM | Link to comment

and u should do the Rachel Green from 'Friends' pose. you know, when she pushes her boobs outwards. hey, that'd earn u more MALE molesters i bet *ahem*

Posted by: saran at 21 February 2007 11:35 PM | Link to comment

Dudeee...the last picture is nasty. Apart from the nastyness, with your Adidas cloth material, the stain are pretty hard to be removed on the spot.

Posted by: Chapree Da Grande at 21 February 2007 11:36 PM | Link to comment

check this out:

http://www.xanga.com/AgoraphobiA/553192452/penang-escapade--episode-2.html

Posted by: Matthew at 22 February 2007 1:24 AM | Link to comment

grande,

for your information, there is noway to remove coconut stain...same thing applies to mangoestin stain.

Posted by: bruce84 at 22 February 2007 1:34 AM | Link to comment

Knew you would find this coconut stall since you are always associated with coconuts, hahaha.

Posted by: jlshyang at 22 February 2007 2:16 AM | Link to comment

LOL! Love all those coconut shots especially the one insiden the house compound.

Posted by: Jo at 22 February 2007 4:03 AM | Link to comment

I know you are mean to be humor, but don't over done it. There are still very young readers watching at your blog. That is just my point of view as a mum.

Posted by: sis at 22 February 2007 7:07 AM | Link to comment

fucking stupid

Posted by: ur hate fan at 22 February 2007 8:11 AM | Link to comment

Wow coconut tits........and its full of juice too.....Got Milk?
Must be loaded with milk since you got some on your shirt.... XD

Posted by: ALex at 22 February 2007 9:07 AM | Link to comment

hm... that seems like... A CUMSHOT!

Posted by: Dr.Henry Chang at 22 February 2007 10:45 AM | Link to comment

"No, I did not have sex with that coconut"

Posted by: Kurt at 22 February 2007 12:02 PM | Link to comment

Raymond...is that you, molesting Kenny in the photo?

Posted by: Elsie at 22 February 2007 12:02 PM | Link to comment

A few yrs ago, there was a murder at one of the coconut stalls, the middle shop, not the one at the corner lot.

I forgot the details of the murder but no point guessing tool used to slay the victimlah.

Posted by: rose at 22 February 2007 12:05 PM | Link to comment

Dude, thats just plain immature. Please grow up.

Posted by: Jeebs at 22 February 2007 12:30 PM | Link to comment

That is jus L A M E...
man how could somebody even laugh at that?

Posted by: Robert Tan at 22 February 2007 1:41 PM | Link to comment

OK. OK.

This is weird! That guy you featured has the exact same name as..ME! what the heck. While he is aka SingleTrackMind and owner of LunaBar and CEO of PanGlobal, I have no aka, owner of an apartment and a car, and CEO of nothing.

Nvm, I'm just 24, got a decade to catch up!

With regards to the coconuts...as long as the juice is good, I don't care alredi, though you gotta hand in to them for their carving skills.

Posted by: Alex at 22 February 2007 2:04 PM | Link to comment

kenny, u rock

Posted by: Kay at 22 February 2007 2:06 PM | Link to comment

LOL kenny memang sial
Fuck 9 u Sia! Siau ar??

Posted by: Your dad at 22 February 2007 5:59 PM | Link to comment

celaka u la kenny.... innocent coconuts, u make it until so sick.... watla!!!! u gonna ruin his business, i feel disgusted and dun wanna drink from there liao...

Posted by: mying at 22 February 2007 10:25 PM | Link to comment

Wow, Kenny. The coconut can turn to become your weapon. Gosh... bad la..

Posted by: B3NJ@M!N at 22 February 2007 10:52 PM | Link to comment

kenny sia's break dance stunt! haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxTXbP9RKc

Posted by: no name at 22 February 2007 11:18 PM | Link to comment

Ahaha. I find this post very very hilarious. I just love you blog lods, Kenny. :) I went to that place multiple times and i always preferred the pandan style. Nice pose btw. Hahaha.

Posted by: lyj at 22 February 2007 11:40 PM | Link to comment

kenny please find yourself a girlfriend please. and don't act like a loser..... *faint*

Posted by: ft at 23 February 2007 12:50 AM | Link to comment

kenny, u such a sicko....but you're kyoot like dat...

Posted by: mya at 23 February 2007 3:23 AM | Link to comment

hahaha... stain on shirt! *priceless*

Posted by: nav at 23 February 2007 4:56 AM | Link to comment

0.0

Dude...You're lactating..

lol

Posted by: lingghezhi at 23 February 2007 5:35 AM | Link to comment

it's Aboo Siti Lane. heh! nice and cheap eh?

Posted by: aL at 23 February 2007 12:28 PM | Link to comment

cheap lousy promo for adidas again. sigh. just wasting my bloody time here

Posted by: fcukadidas at 23 February 2007 12:34 PM | Link to comment

seaman !

i see seamen ! !

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 23 February 2007 2:42 PM | Link to comment

Um.. Hey Kenny. I've been reading your blog since last year. And you can call me one of your blog fans lah.

However, I felt that your blogging style has changed somehow. Kinda immature in a way. And it's getting boring to read your entries.

I admit, you are like so pro in blogging. But these days, you have not show me and some of my friends the best of kenny sia.

That's just my opinion. But you rock big time lah.

I totally admire and salute the way you "kenakan" those SPAM messages people sent to you.

Once again, you rock Kenny! but I am just hoping for better entries here in your blog.

Posted by: Luke at 23 February 2007 6:05 PM | Link to comment

ewww Kenny, disgustiiiiing. hahahhaa.

Posted by: Jill at 23 February 2007 6:27 PM | Link to comment

kenny u are sick of sex, coconut also can made u so high whatmore to say if a girl u are dam sick, new year so many people scold u i think u are going to soi 3 years.

Posted by: coconut at 23 February 2007 6:46 PM | Link to comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxTXbP9RKc

Posted by: got name at 23 February 2007 7:29 PM | Link to comment

Lame.

Posted by: Sabrina at 23 February 2007 9:28 PM | Link to comment

Is it just me or i dont find this post funny at all? kenny, ur postve been getting quite lame and shallow, to put it, unintelligent. wheres the old witty funny sarcastic kenny ? more hair salons review plz.. luv it

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 23 February 2007 9:41 PM | Link to comment

Posted by: THRPOINTsix at 23 February 2007 9:44 PM | Link to comment

sick bastard :)

Posted by: Adrian C at 23 February 2007 10:27 PM | Link to comment

Ha - I guess that's the nearest I'll ever get to you as I work just around the corner (well ok 2 corners technically). Glad to know that you enjoyed your trip to Penang - hope the drivers didn't scare the cr@p out of you. You better get one of those pregnancy test kits. It looks like you might be lactating to me...

Posted by: dez at 23 February 2007 11:28 PM | Link to comment

hahaha..i love ur pics..really seductive..well..i'm not gay..just pretending to be gay..haha

Posted by: hafreze at 24 February 2007 1:24 AM | Link to comment

you obviously tried too hard for this post...sad sad sad

Posted by: Jenny at 24 February 2007 1:30 AM | Link to comment

Kenny and coconuts.
They always go together.

Posted by: cyi at 24 February 2007 2:11 AM | Link to comment

Why you so stupid? like idiot

Posted by: Your Father at 24 February 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment

Kenny pls grow up. This is not funny at all. No offence.

Posted by: Annoyed at 25 February 2007 11:40 AM | Link to comment

nice one kenny!

haaa ppl can u have some humour =.= he's joking aroud alright.

Posted by: shing at 25 February 2007 11:50 PM | Link to comment

got sperm on the shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Posted by: zeff at 26 February 2007 12:14 AM | Link to comment

ppl who didnt find this post funny ..are weird.
it is funny.. in a gross way, lol. lighten up abit lah! kenny's just playing around what.. ppl got their serious side and childish side too.. lol.

Posted by: fudgey at 26 February 2007 5:03 AM | Link to comment

gosh..that's pretty fancy, I love that display..filled expression nontheless eh?

happened to read from other link by 'hungryghost'
in Opera

Posted by: fifish at 26 February 2007 11:43 AM | Link to comment

u think u so popular izit
u think u make stupid face ppl will laugh izit
grow up man
like stupid.

Posted by: woah at 26 February 2007 7:36 PM | Link to comment

hahahahahahahaa...
you're really funny..

Posted by: wallbehindyou at 27 February 2007 9:28 PM | Link to comment

wah lan eh.

the last part was uncalled for.... really.

-_-"

Posted by: jam at 28 February 2007 11:08 AM | Link to comment

please remove the picture of the random people eating coconut.

Posted by: c at 14 March 2007 7:43 PM | Link to comment

Kenny you are a very good actor? you really put sperm in shirt...lol

Posted by: mar at 19 August 2007 11:30 AM | Link to comment

You can get the stain from coconuts out if you soak it asap in a really storng concentration of Oxiclean powder and water. I put two scoops in a bowl of water that was just big enough of the shirt to be covered in. (I am not an Oxiclean representative.)

21 February 2007

Coconut King

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