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17 December 2006
Short Talk:
I'm in KL now. No time for the Internet. After tonight, I'll be the only one sibling left in my family who is unmarried.
I'm so gonna suffer next Chinese New Year, when I visit those aunties who love to ask "KENNY AH! WHEN IS YOUR TURN TO GET MARRIED!?"
An Ass Of Drink
Guinness, The World's Most Enjoyable Ass.
"Over 10 Million Asses Of Guinness Enjoyed The World (Every) Single Day"
It's the most popular drink ordered at gay bars around the world.
:: Posted by Kenny at 12:18 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Out of the Ordinary'
62 Comments:
lame
Posted by: lame at 17 December 2006 12:19 PM | Link to comment
LOL..
Posted by: valerie at 17 December 2006 12:26 PM | Link to comment
ASS lols..
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 17 December 2006 12:31 PM | Link to comment
kenny, you're not the only who'll be brag by the aunties, the yi-mah-ku-che's, and by your own mother. sigh..
Posted by: fookiat at 17 December 2006 12:32 PM | Link to comment
haha, gay bar... lol.. duno if i can ever order one again.. not that i like beer.. shots are better.. =P
Posted by: webo1freak at 17 December 2006 12:41 PM | Link to comment
Haha, funny.
Posted by: Senel at 17 December 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
dun really get it. hahaa
Posted by: rachel at 17 December 2006 1:13 PM | Link to comment
That is so beautiful ! ! !
you should be the mascot of it ! !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 17 December 2006 1:19 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha.. SHARP EYES!
Posted by: afroditz at 17 December 2006 1:27 PM | Link to comment
enjoy yourself in KL yearh!
Posted by: kaboom at 17 December 2006 1:29 PM | Link to comment
SO DO U DRINK GUINNESS? HAVE A NICE DAY.
Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 17 December 2006 2:06 PM | Link to comment
wad the ass..lol
Posted by: jamie at 17 December 2006 2:09 PM | Link to comment
are u 28 yet? if u r, then maybe tak laku di larr. But if not yet, then okay guaaa :)
Posted by: LN at 17 December 2006 3:04 PM | Link to comment
Luckily I don't enjoy the Guinness Ass :)
Posted by: Neo at 17 December 2006 3:07 PM | Link to comment
guinness sux
Posted by: houjiji at 17 December 2006 3:37 PM | Link to comment
trust me on this...guinness stout, warm, with an uncooked egg thrown in n mixed. performance enhancer.
no im not gay.
btw that poster looked like the asses was short for glasses with the G and the L kinda white out.
Posted by: Alex at 17 December 2006 4:44 PM | Link to comment
erm, best way to avoid wedding questions is to say you're gay. mebbe you should carry around a guinness.
Posted by: qsl at 17 December 2006 4:59 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, been to a gay bar before? Full of gay asses dancing on the floor and **** around the place with their guinness bottles. Pretty erotic sight if you are gay, you are not gay, Kenny, are you?
Posted by: McGay at 17 December 2006 5:17 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, say you are a gay lah if those aunties ask you when is your turn to get married.
Posted by: onlookers at 17 December 2006 5:24 PM | Link to comment
I'm ass. u ass? : D
Posted by: yy <3 at 17 December 2006 7:08 PM | Link to comment
you ripped off the poster didn't you Kenny?
Posted by: elisezzuk at 17 December 2006 8:22 PM | Link to comment
Congratulations for ur bro's wedding tonite
Posted by: p-t at 17 December 2006 8:27 PM | Link to comment
Guinness is great!!! Most gay asses don't enjoy it though...
Posted by: Lynn L at 17 December 2006 9:47 PM | Link to comment
i think Shandy is better ! u wont get drunk =)
10 million asses ? 10 million glasses ? ={
Posted by: lianshen at 17 December 2006 9:57 PM | Link to comment
kenny... gay bar... not married. are you coming out of your closet?!? :)
*kidding*
Posted by: adriantai at 17 December 2006 10:18 PM | Link to comment
When an aunty at a wedding asks you when your turn will be, ask them the same question when you attend a funeral!!!
Posted by: aclj87 at 17 December 2006 10:25 PM | Link to comment
well, i dont get ask about when i'm getting married....they love to ask..."so got boyfriend already or not?"
Posted by: Szue May at 17 December 2006 11:08 PM | Link to comment
well, that sounds a little homophobic to me ... and they say the homophobics are the closet gays... opps
Posted by: Mrs K at 18 December 2006 12:09 AM | Link to comment
hey kenny...it's my favourite drink. my mum bathed me in guinness to take away the impurities off me as a baby... my dad worked in guinness for 26 years till he retired... i grew up with guinness... how could you... it's the best alco ever... smooth and foamy.
and i love gays... they are entertaining and handsome. :)
Posted by: kimfluttersby at 18 December 2006 3:25 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, at least you're getting poked after your other siblings were married. People are poking me at my age, and to add to the burden, I'm the oldest in the family.
Posted by: Matthew A. Lockhart at 18 December 2006 3:25 AM | Link to comment
Let me end your agony.
MARRY ME, KENNY! Marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me!
Hoi...I asked first ok.
Posted by: May Zhee at 18 December 2006 8:15 AM | Link to comment
I will say its hell of a drink!
Posted by: hongkiat at 18 December 2006 8:23 AM | Link to comment
hi kenny,
look on the bright side. come next chinese new year, you are getting one ang pao extra next year onwards!!! wakakaz...
Posted by: Aaron TAn at 18 December 2006 9:26 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, if you are a gay its ok to come out from the closet. By reading your blogs, I sense that you are already one because you seems to be wanting to express your innerself.....hahahhaha
Anyway, its ok to be gay so long you are truthful to yourself !
Posted by: Kenneth at 18 December 2006 10:29 AM | Link to comment
I agree. LAME. Anyone can see the poster's ripped and it's GLASSES, not asses.
Posted by: ChixRice at 18 December 2006 1:57 PM | Link to comment
I agree. LAME. Anyone can see the poster's ripped and it's GLASSES, not asses.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 December 2006 1:58 PM | Link to comment
Who says it's for gays? Anyone who loves anal sex is clearly into Guiness.
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 18 December 2006 6:25 PM | Link to comment
about gay bar right?
Posted by: wenkt at 18 December 2006 7:20 PM | Link to comment
Luckily I don't drink Guinness Stout...phew
Posted by: Chris at 18 December 2006 8:58 PM | Link to comment
It takes a gay to know gays stuff.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 December 2006 9:07 PM | Link to comment
haha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 December 2006 9:49 PM | Link to comment
Amusing. Ha ha ha
Posted by: gary at 18 December 2006 10:01 PM | Link to comment
I JUST SAW YOU ON CHANNEL [V]'S "MAKE THE CALL"!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Szue May at 18 December 2006 11:11 PM | Link to comment
I JUST SAW YOU ON CHANNEL [V]'S "MAKE THE CALL"!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Szue May at 18 December 2006 11:12 PM | Link to comment
It's the most popular drink ordered at gay bars around the world.
And your point here is...?
Or am I missing out on the joke?
Posted by: Gloria at 19 December 2006 2:27 AM | Link to comment
(-.-")
Huh?
Posted by: Wei de at 19 December 2006 9:32 AM | Link to comment
Hahahaha, only creative minds can find ways to b*stardise innocent stuff like this. Kwayzee...
Speaking of creativity, kenny, what do u make out of this ah? found it on YouTube. It's hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0K61beqqK4
Keep it up Kenny :)
Posted by: Joe at 19 December 2006 10:03 AM | Link to comment
Dear Kenny Sia,
May I be so bold as to beseech you to purchase the address www.kennysia.org? For some inexplicable reason, I always go to that address. I implore you to purchase it.
LBJ
Posted by: lawanbijanjaericho at 19 December 2006 11:43 AM | Link to comment
Not asses lah = GLasses. But funny though...
Posted by: TrafficSpy at 19 December 2006 11:56 AM | Link to comment
MMM... Guinness... the ONLY BEER :P
Posted by: MMX at 19 December 2006 2:56 PM | Link to comment
super lame..
Posted by: lame2 at 19 December 2006 3:52 PM | Link to comment
hehe....real lame...but ya...when wil u be getting married...so many ppl wanted to go for ur bday, so i can imagine ur wedding ceremony with all kennysia lovers there...not bad not bad...
Posted by: duddy dude at 19 December 2006 7:01 PM | Link to comment
Crap, I am not the first one.
MARRY ME KENNY!
Posted by: Shar at 19 December 2006 8:00 PM | Link to comment
what's that guiness stout ar?
lol :D
Posted by: Knox at 19 December 2006 9:13 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHA, ROFLMAO!!
so funny
Posted by: Nicholas at 20 December 2006 12:21 AM | Link to comment
Hey...
Do anyone know that Guiness is from Ireland? Guiness is just a alcohol drink doesn't mean that anyone like guiness is GAY.
Most GAY did wearing Jeans and this doesn't mean that those wearing jeans is GAY...same principle.
USE OTAK sometimes...ok.
Posted by: Tony at 20 December 2006 12:34 AM | Link to comment
You spoil my appetite for stout.
Anybody wants some tiger or stella?
Posted by: igatbond at 20 December 2006 11:23 AM | Link to comment
Those who say that it is lame... well, bugger off. Seriously. Everyone who enjoyed a good laugh over this knows that it is 'glasses', after all.
Posted by: Matthew A. Lockhart at 20 December 2006 12:04 PM | Link to comment
Not scared ppl will use it n get some money from the newspaper again? ur "kennysia.com" so darn small. I cut cut cut oso can la.
Posted by: dizzy_eli at 22 December 2006 10:53 PM | Link to comment
this might help you handle the aunties' qs:
http://match.engb.msn.com/matchscene/article.aspx?articleid=7365&TrackingID=523976&BannerID=568008
:p
Posted by: fer at 26 December 2006 1:49 AM | Link to comment
I believe its not proper to re-phrase names. Its funny, I admit, but what will happen if ppl could not see the funny side to it?
You might just have civil war round the corner.
Posted by: Richard at 16 January 2007 8:19 AM | Link to comment
u f
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 January 2007 11:07 AM | Link to comment
com
