can't vote ler... plz check

omg damn... losers. im not voting they're all crap.

woo im 3rd XD

the 3rd one sounded really far-fetched, like, reaallly far-fetched. there are some really weird ppl in msia, i mean, witchcraft?! i m going for the first one, a bus ride to ipoh for hor fun is just too respect-demanding..

agreed with meng...the 3rd story is way too fake...going for the 1st one too..at least it sounds sincere and wasnt exagerrating...
cheers

Haiyaa... I thot I will be the first this time.

Oh God... Girl number 3 (iwilleatyourpetfrogalive) is scary. Sometimes I feel happy to be ugly, so that stalkers won't harass me.

top ten!!

someone needs therapy.......

the 3rd story is so god damn it funny.
I would never do such things on the person I am not really in love with but only crush n lust.
Daring like hell.lol
Salute.

i think the 3rd story sounds kinda fake...

i mean no sane person will EVER do sumthin like tat...its jus WEIRD..

but it was nevertheless funny...=D

i don't qualify anyways, but here's what i had to do (didn't work out anyways, blasted waste):
spent $3000 on flowers over 3 years. had them sent to her so many times that the florist in KL knew me by name, AND voice. They'd recognized me when I called (bear in mind that I'm based in US and have never met the florists).
One year I got her age wrong on the card, and the florists knew enough to gently tell me "she turns 27, not 28" (would have been a fatal error). One day she was having a rough day at work doing some consulting at Shell and missed lunch, I had the same florist deliver lunch and Starbucks. They did this, despite her being an eternal consultant and was not listed in the company directory (they had to call her cellphone to track her down in the building).
Baked meat pie for the family, taught the mom how to make sushi (some ass kissing I know :P )
But anyways. That was my story. Credit really goes to the florist (www.111flowers.com). Good group.
That was my desperate story. Didn't work out anyways. But the chase was fun while it lasted.

The 2nd one is really...EEEWWW!!!!!

Lol....the 3rd one seems over desperate for a guy!!...Sounds scary but quite fake lo.... :P

I'm going for the 1st one. The third's too scary to be true and the second one's gross.

How many entries were there again?

LoL.. I like the 3rd 1 BUT.. she does sounds kinda desperate and scary. make me wonder whether she have boyfriend now or not. If she do, i bet when they broke up, her ex will be in deep trouble. might ended up in da hospital or something.. haha. anyways, it might be a story tat made up by herself though. very interesting.. =)

its so obvious that the 3rd story is fake.....

I voted for number three even though it sounds far-fetched. Even if it's fake, I have to applaud her for her imagination and creativity in coming up with this sort of story..hehe :P

the third one is freaking hilarious... laughed my ass off.. didnt care whether it was fake or real.. AHAHAHHA...

tat iwilleatyourpetfrogalive is really a biatch... wat the heck was tat all about? watch ur actions, biatch!!! don sound as if u're funny or wat!!! and u can GOD my arse!!! idiot

hmm....i m going 4 the first one oso...
the 3rd one sounds lame n fake of coz...

rofl, the last one was definitely desperate and hilarious.

and she actually took time to type them out. WINNER! :D

yups,the 3rd one sounds so unbelievably fake!!

i think the winner's obvious.. it just can't be true.. omg... i'm talking about iwilleatyourpetfrogalive by the way. hope the chocolate will do her some good -P

voted for the 1st one, seriously pitiful dude lol, i'd never imagined someone at form 2 actually having the guts to take a bus all the way to Ipoh alone just to get an Ipoh hor fun to fulfill a girl's whim, lmao how dumb can a person get, guess love can

i think the third one's pretty good :P but dayumn she's desperate!

vote 4 no.1 !!no 3 's winning by a lot now.i dun support since reli sounds too fake 2 me

i'm thinking that.... iwilleatyourpetfrogalive could be a guy not a girl... make that a gay guy

i'm thinking that.... iwilleatyourpetfrogalive could be a guy not a girl... make that a gay guy

i voted for no3, but...seirosly that's freaky!

Just shows that we have a lot of crazy guys around. Even if the stories are made up, they do have an imagination. I would pick No 1. because he reminds me of my youth when I did crazy thing for the girl I loved.

lol, "..and what do you think about sex before marriage?" "what? O_o"

so sudden.. haha

LOL.. the 3rd one is hilarious!

the 2nd one is the funniest real one. the 3rd one is EXTREMELY funny but i doubt it lah. unless the girl doesnt mind sharing her photos of the god guy. i definitely wouldnt mind seeing someone like that. +licks lips+

i think the 3rd wan is kinda scary! Oh goodness!!! Super super scary!

my vote is for the 3rd one. may not be true, but great imagination and a hilarious story!

Voted for the first... innocent desperate story. It shows how far some ppl could go for love. =D
The guy in the 2nd one wasn't desperate, just plain stupid.
And the 3rd one is too scary to be true.

1st one! so stupid of him, yet so sweet of him too...

the first one definitely!

I voted for the 3rd one cause it's just so bloody funny in a "kwa cheong" way. Who cares if it's fake? It's well creative if it IS fake, and seriously desperate if it's true. And Kenny DID say the most hilarious story wins. The 1st guy is a pathetic sod, that's for sure. But it's not something I'd laugh about. Although Kenny also did say something about "real life" stories...

I voted for the 3rd one cause it's just so bloody funny in a "kwa cheong" way. Who cares if it's fake? It's well creative if it IS fake, and seriously desperate if it's true. And Kenny DID say the most hilarious story wins. The 1st guy is a pathetic sod, that's for sure. But it's not something I'd laugh about. Although Kenny also did say something about "real life" stories...

the 3rd one was just bulll.. wtf la.

1st one was the best :)

oH crap, im top 3. =)

im all smiles. grinning like a bitch.

tell you guys, after that incident, i didnt talk to girls for a period of time.

traumatized.

*keeps fingers crossed coz my 3310 is seriously making me wail like a banshee!

1st is like typical when-i-was-young type of story.
2nd is like bluffing.
3rd is like hollywood style script.

i vote for 1st :p

The first one I have heard many times before. Weird. Maybe there are a lot of KL-ites who'd go to Ipoh to get ipoh hor fun for their loves? The second one shouldn't even qualify. It's not desperation, it's just stupidity. The third one sounds made up, but hell, it was funny! :D

Harhar. They are all so funny. But I LOVELOVELOVE iwilleatyourpetfrogalive's story. Like seriously deserpate and what the fack. HAHA.

oh the dumbness...no matter how crazy 1 and 3 may be, Mr. Semen killed my gut. XD

Me thinks the third one is gay. He said "I worked as a waiter" not waitress. Might be just a typo though.

eeyer the third girl sounds crazily obsessed. but the other two were damn funny. especially the semen.. the ipoh hor fun guy's story seems a teensy bit boring, i guess.

oh my god!! the 3rd story is freaky!!

vote for the 1st one!!

i like the 3rd one. maybe its not a "Real" story but it did "lighted up my day" ! haha. was having coffee , relaxing a little before going to work, and reading kennysia.com.. and after reading the 3rd story.. arhhhh.. i simply like it..

xspecially the last part.
"....In case they ever do get married, I will cook the fish and eat it to their celebration."

why not.. "i will cook the fishes and pack them as a gift for their wedding's present."

well the 1st and 2nd story both were nice too! *thumbs up*

=P
- i wish i can join the compeptition too! but too bad.. im from brunei. =)

3rd wan is not winning the guy's heart, it's expressing her obsession with him...doesn't meet the category if you ask me...

Dude No.2 gotta win..............becuZ I wud do No.1 and 3 if i'm desperate enough, but a jar of semen, hail no!

owh,I shudn't put my real name and site b4 I made that comment, now ev'ryone's thinking I'm creepy.....

Oh gawd, Kenny, if you let No. 3 win, it would be encouraging violence (and insane-ness) !! And I am not sure if its the type of person you want to have such a nice sparkly pure-looking 3G phone.

No. 1 Sounds great! Real enough, and still crazy, but still possible.

yeah, the 3rd one sounded wayyyyyyyy too fake.

1st entry all the way!
aww, i want my ipoh hor fun too

vote for number one because he is number one!!! Aiya you all, he was such a sweet guy and sincere, he deserves the phone.
vote for number one!!
vote for number one!!
vote for number one!!

ipoh horfun gets my vote!

I think tat iwilleatyourpetfrogalive is being overreacting.. I mean, who would do such thing? Too fake le la.. Anyway, I support the 2nd story.. Very very funny!

who's Brad?

Kenny, I hope you read this comment. When is the date line for sending in story ? I want to submit mine on the 20th of November because that's the last day of my exam.

A story worth reading, I guarantee you. Thanks.

The 3rd story sounds incredibly fake to me. And it is probably fake as well. No votes for that one, I'm going for the Ipoh Hor Fun story; so sweet, yet sad at the same time.

YEAH....3rd one was fake...i like the ipoh hur fun as well..

Damn, I wish the third one wouldn't win, because that would be rewarding such friggin freaky desperate behaviour that they're still not obviously ashamed of!

i liked the third one. Gotta give it to her for her creativity (insanity?)!

abit obvious that the 3rd one will win.

hands down. hoho!

3rd story... really sounds desperate, make me wonder if there's such Malaysian exist (pretty scary leh)...
but I still go for 3rd... coz its LMAO and crazy...

Dear Kenny if no. 3 wins, judging from the poll she's pretty popular, please post out the phone because if she falls for u. She'll probably inflict the weirdest SM/stalking shit on you.
Take no chances.
Personally I liked the first one :)
We've all been a sucker at some point of our lives.

Cheesy's John should have posted here... heh heh

for the poll, the 3rd story definitely score the highest as tat's the weirdest, but i dun think she deserve for the white chocolate, but the first one deserve it! maybe u can give away some SM toys to the no.3 >.

i vote for the 1st story ? !!
kenny..if i submit my story now..do u think it is a bit late ? im scared the girl will hate me more and more too..=P

omg. why why WHY does the 3rd one sound like it was written by a guy?

i mean, (s)he DID say that (s)he worked as a waiter.

ring any bells?

warning bells perhaps??

1st one sounds sweet and the crazy things he did just to win the girls heart =)

3rd is just whack.... doesn't sound like she/he was desperate but was lusting and just wanna get under the guys pants. and it sounded like a guy typing it

the third one is so fake, i can't even laugh while reading it!

i too think the 3rd story fake..where got such whacko girls??? not in msia..no way.. i don't even think guys do tat.. bahhhhhhh!!..i go with the 2nd one..lol..tat was seriously shitty stupid! u go cummer! LOL!

::quote::
before I sleep, I stick a sticker on my lucky birth mark that is on my right buttock
::unquote::

that part is just SUCH A GIVEAWAY that No.3's story is fake la... I VOTE FOR NO.1!! such a sweet guy...

wakao...
da third one really freaky amazin!!
i feel lyk summitin one..
but i think it's too late.~~!!

last one sounds totally made up.

WTH, The 3rd story was such a crap and ridiculous!!! and the writes's such biatch !!!
Fuck her up with that kind of nonsense story !!! and is she blind folded to fall in love with a restuarant guy ???? find some 1 richer maa !!!
Though i voted for her =(

think I am biased but e 3rd one sounded damn sick...

so it's either 1st or 2nd...

OMG, the last one is not only hilarious but insane!! That's worst than being a stalker!

Guy number 1 is very sincere and I wish him the best in his relationships.

wa sai.

i wonder what will happen if the girl want india tandoori chicken.

the 3rd one is funny but i dun think it is real..... she is just making the story~~

gosh i can't believe 54% of u ppl out there actually bought iwilleatyourpetfrogalive's story!!! although it is funny but it sounds down right fake and it feels like she/he/he-she's underestimating our intelligence by posting something so ridiculous.
note to iwilleatyourpetfrogalive : why don't u just channel ur creativity and morbidity into writing scripts for B or even C grade horror movies for hollywood? i'm sure u're quite suitable for tat field.
neways ppl, stop voting for her. she/he/he-she doesn't deserve it. think guy #1 is more worthy

doesn't matter whether the 3rd one's fake or not, it's fucking funny! you should so give it to her.

" Is there a desperate addict in my life ? "

There were so many stories in my life that can be used to answer Kenny's this question. However, I have chosen the one below.

Being in love is arguably one of the most exciting thing in a person's life. This applies to everyone's life, with no exception, me. People regard love is blind, because once a person is in love, everything is just about the person they love. A young soul like me would like to share the most deperate story in my love life. Not saying this as blind love, I think this is more to ' total desperate ' to impress my ex-girl friend.

Giving a mindful thought and flashback to what happened last year, I laughed and smiled. This is a story about me, folding 999 paper stars for my ex-girlfriend a year ago.

It was her 18th birthday, and of course, as a boyfriend, I would like to impress her. However, we are living too far apart (about 1 and the half hours drive). A month before her birthday, I went to KL, walked around a few shopping mall, to buy her a doll. A 'frog' doll, because that's what she called me. Yes, "Frog" for some reason. The idea of buying her a "frog" doll for her 18th birthday suddenly came into my mind because I hope that, she seeing the doll, is like seeing me. This is the problem of long distance relationship. I can't help.

Okay, I bought this doll and a big box, I went back to my hometown. I ran up to my brother and asked him to teach me how to fold paper stars. 999 paper stars symbolizes "forever love". That was what in my heart, for that very particular moment. I wanted to impress her, I wanted her to know that I love her more than anything else. I picked up how to fold paper stars in just 15 minutes. I am a new folder (not as easy as a "right click" and open a new folder). I set the target to fold 999 stars in 3 days (just right before her birthday). However, being so naive, I thought it will take only a while.

I was so desperate ! Why ?
I gave up playing soccer every evening. Soccer is like my life. I can't live without it, but just because I want to finish all the STARS, I stayed at home everyday. Rejected all the calls from my friends because I knew they were going to ask me to somewhere. *I was back in Malaysia for my holiday break in Perth*. Just imagine, how desperate am I, spending my time at home, folding paper stars for someone, who is not actually guaranteed to be my wife. To impress her, I did not care what others say.

My mom said this to me " you don't be stupid, folding so much and you don't even know if she's true to you. If one day she leaves you, don't be mad and cry like a baby "

My dad says " don't hurt yourself at the end by putting in too much hope now "

I DID NOT CARE and just WALKED AWAY. It took me more than 2 days (48 hours nonstop, combined all the time I SPENT) to finish all the 999 stars. I drove to the shop, to buy more paper. I did not know how much paper I required. I ended up going to the same shop thrice, just to buy paper to fold paper stars. The boss was wondering how much I was folding. He went like WHAT ? 999 ! ? when I told him.

I folded day and night. My daily routine for the three days were something like this. Wake up -> start to fold -> lunch -> continue folding -> dinner -> continue folding. That was basically what I have been doing for the past 3 days. Asked why I did not do that earlier if I love her so much ? Well, that idea came like 3 days before her birthday. It was a good one, and of course, I did not give up just because I was running out of time. I even fall asleep in the middle of the folding process. Mom saw, she woke me up (and guess what...it was like 2am in the morning) and I opened my eyes, and I started folding again. This hurted her because I gave up the time to sleep, just to fold. I KNEW if I don't do that, I wouldn't be able to finish them. 999 isn't a small number. She asked me to stop folding, but I ignored her. I turned my mom down, just because I wanted to impress my ex-girlfriend. Sometimes when I was tired, I lay on my bed and fold. I just non stop folding..........

I managed to finished them just before her birthday. I drove to the shop, to get a bottle to fill all that up. Too bad, none of the bottle can fill them up. I ended up putting them in a nice looking small bag (which I bought on the same day)

The next morning, I woke up, get myself dressed .. and drove to her place. It took me, one and the half hour, as i told to get there. We have decided to meet in one of the shopping complex. I reached there 30 minutes earlier. Not forget to tell, that was the first official date for both me and her. I waited inside one of the cafeteria , feeling nervous. I had a bouquet of flower beside me, her gigantic present box with the "frog" doll inside and most preciously her 999 stars. I waited patiently...

30 minutes passed...

45 minutes passed...

An hour passed....

She still haven't turn up. No sms, no phone call ... nothing ...

I already finished my second glass of drinks...Then I got an sms from her.. saying..she was going to be late...and she said sorry...I replied by saying " nvm it's ok .. take your time "

After sitting there for nearly 2 hours .. finally my phone rang....

I picked up the phone .. and she cried .. I was so nervous and desperately want to see her .. because I did not know what had happened to her .. She said .. come to the roof (roof parking area). I ran up using the stairs (i couldn't find the lift) holding the flowers, the gigantic box and all the stars ..

I looked around, and saw her car...she was crying..and I ASKED her why.. she just said.. i am sorry.. i can't go out with you today. I said..it's ok.. i will call you later..

*put her presents in her car* and she drove off....

I later found out from her that, she had some arguement with her mom and she must go back home. This was understandable and I did not have any bad feeling.

Just I was desperately wanted to have a good birthday celebration with her, and I ended up driving back to my hometown. WHICH means... I drove 3 hours ++ for an empty date. I lied to my parents that I actually had a date with her on that day when they asked me. I was so desperate.

And now, she has gone .. the 999 stars I folded ... the frog from a mall after walking for almost 8 hours .. the journey to and back which took me more than 3 hours .. weren't enough to keep her heart with me ....

And at this time, I still desperately want to fold another 2 paper stars for her.. (adding to the 999 I gave her last year) which makes it 1001 , brings the meaning I love you forever (if i am not mistaken)

Am I desperate ?

Sorry for this late entry, Kenny. I was busy with studies :).
Cheers !

as if.. omg, salutes to iwilleatyourpetfrogalive

foggy's story is nice but i'm not impressed. i don't think it has anything to do with desperate.

i voted for number one....

number 3 sounds so fake.. and kenny sia did mention real true stories...

hope number one wins..

number 2 is just plain dumb and disguting

I say number 1.

Number 3 has so many ugh... issues.

Plus the dog and the fish are innocent! =(

no.3 is F* hilarious...ahahaha...eventhou it does sound fake...but wat an imagination...and if its real, wow girl...call me...my vote r for her...cheerios....

Well, after reading all those who submitted their entries from the start till now, I have to say the winnier is..........PATHETIC...... :)

Don't insult our intelligent lah, Kenny. iwilleatyourpetfrogalive is a gay lah, not girl. You read his post properly or not, Kenny.

Well, after reading all those pathetic entries from the start till now, I have to say the winner is still .......PATHETIC...... :)

I think the third one is way too fake. So I voted for the first one!

ahaha! NUMBER 3!!!
ahahah shit wei! couldnt stop laughing my ass off!!!!
damn funny! it might be crazy, but kenny said the funniest!
number three gonna wei loo

who cares the third one is fake. i had more fun reading hers than the others. give it to her give it to her.

shave the dog but it didn't bark? climbed into ppl's house anyhow anytime u like?? threw stones but it hit the GRILL?? huh? i tot grill's supposed to be inside of the window-glass??
too far-fetched la... like no logic lehh......

i'd go for the 1st one... just like meng at 11 November 2006 8:30 PM said, VERY RESPECT-DEMANDING!!!

omg u kidding me. that iwilleatyourpetfrogalive is soooo fake. and......MPH doesnt sell such witchcraft book. sheeezzh.

the third one is so fucking funny.
i think it deserves the phone.
for the mutherfuckingwin!!!!
wazzzzzzzzzzza.
k bye.

to "sa" waaaa your england so powerfulll. waaaa..

Hahhaaha how to prove what's fake and what's not. the 3rd one was a nice read :)

i like the 3rd one best..
it really sounds desperate for stuff like tht...but the 2nd one is eewwwww...i'll die if i do this
1st one was barely funny but do sounds nice if sumone wil do tht for me..=p..
i lik=e this this entry man...
great job..^^

Knowing kenny from his friends in perth, im 99% sure that the second entry in the poll will be selected by KS.

can we have less of your commercial stuff ??? is this a business blog??

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The first story was ok. The second was gross. The third story was way too fake. The author of the third one has rich imagination but shouldn't it be more realistic? Kenny said it clearly, real life story. The story just didn't sound so real to me.

The first story was ok. The second was gross. The third story was way too fake. The author of the third one has rich imagination but shouldn't it be more realistic? Kenny said it clearly, real life story. The story just didn't sound so real to me.

The first story was ok. The second story was just gross. The third story was just way too fake and didn't sound like she was really desperate. She has rich imagination but this whole desperate thing is for real life. Her story didn't sound so real to me. I don't support any of them but I truly hope the third one won't get a chance.

Disregard it being far fetched, but surely we know there are more crazy stuff going on around the world that is truthful. What makes this story fake just because it is outrageous? I am not saying it is real , and that is not the point, just that you all are jumping to conclusions.

the 3rd 1 sounded so made up 1..hehe..

if u give it to the 3rd 1 is juz so unfair..cos is reli sound so fake..like reli..=D

be careful kenny.. if d chocolate doesnt go to d 3rd crazy gal, i wonder wat she'll do to u wei...

3!!!!!!1
iwilleatyourpetfrogalive. friggin hilarious!!!
i voted for her, along with massive salutes for her hilarious-ness.

haha I think the third one deserves to win! Really far fetched and maniacal, but it IS supposed to be a desperate addict story ...

i wanted to submit also but my desperate stories not anywhere near as good as those three!

things that people do in the name of "love"..or really "infatuation"...sigh....i will go for the first one..very sincere..but too bad girl didn't see that sincerity which is a rarity these days..sincere or foolish, you can see it both ways lor..

Going halfway around the world just to tell some girl you are worried and that you had feelings for her, despite knowing you are about to get a lashing because nothings happening and landing yourself in a world of hurt? -check

Peforming above mentioned point about letting her know about your feelings because your best friend pulled down his pants at 2 am in the morning on a singaporean road? - check

Lugging bloody 15 kgs worth of food in your luggage whilist travelling to europe alone to look for some girl , in the midst getting hopelessly lost in a TRAIN station in sweden? - check

I still feel dumb , and it still hurts. haha. but i guess i can relate to the first story. Good luck to that guy next time!

I salute for the first one who go all the way to Ipoh to buy Hor Fun. It is rare to see this kind of guy these days. But, he has show his love to wrong girl who is a spoilt brat.
The second one was gross...Yucks...
The third was too imaginative..I guess she watched too much romantic/silly movies.

Pathetic should not blame himself ; ; so sad wtf that bitch, I hope karma comes back to kick her in the ass someday. And OMG the last story chick has to go to therapy. Seriously. LOL But I vote for her, hope she enjoys her Chocolate phone while dining on pet fish.

and i would like to add all the freakin swearing in number 3 doesn't make it any funnier

wow...i love the 1st one....the guy is so sweet and cute...cOOL!!! the 2nd one is disgusting and the guy must be nut!!! the 3rd one...my god....so *lame*.....come on, let support the pathetic dude!!!

wow. God works in a restaurant. Please give me the restaurant's name & address. I need to speak to Him.

MAYBE KENNY HAS WRITTEN THE THIRD STORY HIMSELF, SO THAT HE CAN KEEP THE COOOOL LG CHOCOLATE!

Hey JC is a HE! Not a her, Kenny

omg JC~!! its so disgusting! ewwwww.....!!!

I vote for pathetic cos he's the most pathetic, the second is just freaky and the hirs is a psychopathic stalker more scary then pathetic

The Kolo Hor Fun photo doesn't look like Ipoh Hor Fun... Ipoh Hor Fun has Taugeh + Chicken + Hor Fun.

1st story is kinda lovely ...
2nd stroy .... gross ....
3rd story ... too far fetched ... but i'm buying it .. for creativity alone ...

I thought the third one was pretty fake.

Argghh.... I voted for the 3rd. I seriously think Pathetic has a very good write as well. If there's a chance, I will want to revote for Pathetic...

LOLL!!! number 3 !!
my stomach hurts so bad from laughing! gawd.. sex before marriage? LOL.

I voted for the last one, that is fucking creepy! You should have your head checked!

Pathetic is just pathetic but JC is hilarious!

i go for the first one.. so pathetic
3rd story is funny but ... waaaayyyyy tooooo fake!

3rd story got more than 50% votes !

i cant believe you idiots who voted for the third one. it's complete BULLSHIT. i voted for the first one, because at least that one made sense.

the third one is lousy larh kays!!

the guy Pathetic is so sweet! i voted for him!

I have nothing positive to say about the third one. Too fake. Honey, if you wanted to lie, you could've done a better job. The second one was pretty gross, I'm a little freaked out. The first one was the best, though I think the guy obviously fell in love with the wrong girl. Karma'll get to her, I bet. I 'spose it's clear who I voted for. :) first one all the way, babey.

I have to give it to the 3rd story. I can see her creativity, too bad she didn't get the boy she wanted. I hope she gets the LG phone.

for all you know, the first one might be fake too.never trust all that you read only la.sheeesh.

#3 is ridiculously fake.

Even if on a very minimal chance those things did happen, the way she recalls the incidents and puts them down in words, is still too exeggerated, in a way its disturbing.

Much like a raving lunatic still ecstatic with every thought about her sodomised-victim sometime back.

She just sounds like she's trying too hard to put up a 'good' story.

Either that, or she's got pyschological issues man =/

yup..no3 sounds fake to me but still i voted her the 1st...2nd is no1 and 3rd is well no2

Yo iwilleatyourpetfrodalive "ROCKS!!!" Though i think u should be arrested or enrole in some psychological therapy or sumthing.... i think your psychoness is spot on!!! she's nuts! i really hope i'll never get to know you but i think your the one, the LG phone winner! How can u not be!?! you're psycho'er than me!

i know the third one sounds really far-fetched but it made me crack into fits of laughter. XD

so yeah! im voting for that one. =D way to go, girl!! XD

the sperm one was just weird. =__="

#3 is Amazing! If I had a choice on who I would like to meet, it would definately be her - she'd be so much fun. #1 is pretty sad, while #2 is just brainless.

Also brownie points for the dramatic construction of the story, the other 2 were kinda drab

lol! why does everyone think that the third story is fake??/
maybe its a compilation of all her friend's desperate attempts that she bundled into one? really creative if you ask me. or maybe she really did all of that? ahah! either way, the third one really got me laughing so hard. voted for number 3 !! =D

you better give it to the 3rd one ... sounds desperate enough to stalk u for the phone ... unless thats wat u wan

iwilleatyourpetfrogalive is CRAZY/INSANE~! but i admire her~! ^-^

pick willeatyourpetfrogalive. he's great. i think he's a guy. thank God for his humor. made me laugh out loud today. i'm printing his story out. ;-)

dear mr.pathetic ......
MARRY ME!

Hey Kenny, u choosing the winners or letting the public choose?

There are in fact a lot of freaks on earth, my god. They need a life!

niamapondek laa third one good. you all retarded ar now?? siaokia... the first one may not be real, but the story also more real than the third one la.. u all damn dumb la. zzzzzzz....

JC DESERVES TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SPERM KING!!

I laughed so hard when I read the 3rd one. LOLZ!!! Must be one 'siao' girl.

1st is interesting...hit right at the topic
2nd..y is it there? seems a bit gay
3rd..wow...this really made my day

iwilleatyourpetalive's story reflected her personality - unacceptable, incorrect morale.

Out of three selections, the 2nd and 3rd is fake.
I thought this was about true stories of desperate love.

So, the people who sincerely wrote about their TRUE experiences failed, while some dumbshit who bullshitted their way through got selected as the Final Three ?

The only credible one seems to be the first one.

Not much of a vote, eh ?

Would it hurt your ego that much to reconsider the final three ? People make mistakes. Shit can be extremely attractive, trust me, I know. :)

I'll have to admit that all 3 seems too far fetched but the 3rd story takes the cake ....
If i have to choose .... well ... the 1st story that is ....

Then again, since shit is very attractive to me, it frequently comes out of my mouth too.

No 3 is way too fake and lame!! Why is it even in the top 3 when there are so many entries. Im sure some are better?!?! Anyways, i'd vote for 1 outta all the 3..

the 3rd person is obviously making things up. Fake and lame and childish. I vote for JC!

haha..no.3..dangerous girl, man!!!

"iwilleatyourpetalive's story reflected her personality - unacceptable, incorrect morale"
wtf?? these kinda ppl read kenny sia? go watch your golf and cnn la.
number three was the best la. im having a shitty lunch here in my office, and i read this crazy story. it made my day. funny as well as creative! well, im buying it! NUM. 3! XD

Was thinking of voting for number 3 but the expletives he/she is using doesn't go down with me. In fact, it's those words that makes the story seem far fetched. As for number 2, nah...

So, my vote is for number 1.

the 3rd one was definately hard to believe but then again it might be true . mayb she's a fucking despo idiot . thats how desperate people get when there's a nice phone to win . SAD ITS FAKE althou i voted for it . xD

the 1st story was ermm how to say . ermm . the story is kinda true la cause like it can happen . girls can be nasty . they use us . the 3rd 1 is like damn fake . she over exaggerate . she sure damn sad wan la . write until like that

the sperm 1 damn funny la . how stupid can a guy get?wad was he thinking?givin sperm to a girl..smell and taste..HELLO DUDE . she's just acting innocent la . probably she gets cum on her face every now and then . HAHAHA

hhmmm...very very interesting, poor thing for the 2nd artice guy, he's just so clueless.... kesian the 1st guy also, victim of the type of girls i hate.......lol

ermm the 2nd dude . i wonder how many bottles of tongkat ali he took . and like how many times he shoot only accumulate that much of sperm . dude . i love u la . u rock my world . u shall be my new hero . SPERMMAN

CONFIRM SPERM DUDE GETS IT

Common! How funny was that? VERY FUNNY !!! DAMN!!!!!!!!! that guy is pretty cool!!

HAILL THE SPERM KING!!

The third one might already be in jail for stalking MUAHAHA .. you cant award a stalker ..

oh nooooooo!!!!!
am i too late for this? my friend just told me about it and told me to post. i posted anyway larhs just to try my luck!

but really ya, the 3rd story sounds very DAMN fake lohh...

My vote goes to the ipoh hor ...poor guy... 2nd one too creepy.....3rd one hilarious but doubtful if someone who writes so well can act that crazy!!!

Holycow, who would actually masturbates and collect his own semen to show his friends . Gawd ...

Boy I laughed my ass off .

Eh boss... Ipoh hor fun photo tersilap. It's soup-based.

was there any rules saying it has to be 'based on a true story'?? if yes, definitely the first story. poor fella.

but if it's open to your imagination.. definitely the 3rd entry, freako!!! i wouldn't want a friend like u mann.. u have issues gal/gay/guy 'W' WATEVA!

3rd one so fake.over imagination.lol

wooo! number 3 won!!!
number three is gonna be super happy with the new fone lo.. XD

Hi Kenny,
Please post a photo of iwilleatyourpetfrogalive if he/she wins. I desperately need to know who this person is.

Awww Dude...
I thought we suppose to rig this?
hehehe

might i just add that the last story of the 3 was completely insane! Desperate? yeah she deffinitely made it desperately easy for us! But its a tad fake.
Will vote for the ipoh hor fun one.

no. 3 is bullshit lah...u wana make up a story at least make it sound real...and even if it was true...what would u need a phone in a mental institution for?...respect goes to no.1

how can you nominate the 3rd one? its fake. and shes a psycho.

Still no winner?