No love for Singaporean fans?

Dammit. Can't think of anything!! Dammit!

dame you guys are fast

Funny you should ask that question, cause I remember having a friend who was like that.

During my primary school years there was this girl, the girl that everyone wants, her name was Afiqah and now everyone was trying to win her heart over, but my best friend Amien seemed to want her the most and her birthday was coming up and everyone was thinking of a present to win her heart over, Amien was constantly bugging me for advice on what to buy her when I finally couldn't take it anymore I said 'You go kiss her lah!' Little did I know he actually ran up to her on her birthday and kissed her on the lips (mind you we were in standard 3 at the time) and she slapped him across the face!, may seem really mean, but it was extremely funny to be there and see him kiss her and get slapped!

He's still my friend up until now and we go to school together. Afiqah is gone from our lives though.

ya agree.. thinking

wow..superb

waaa.super chio man that phone.im definitely gona enter.but thinking of what to write.hehe

oh my god.i remember one now.we were in primary 3.i have this good friend named D(we shall just call him D).D is a naturally hairy person.he had pubes since 7 and chest hair since he was 9.so yess,he keeps himself warm in winter ((:
and how do i know that?coz he showed us boys.

anyways,he liked this girl called M.like madly in love.so much so that,on one occasion,after P.E. classes which were held in the school hall that day due to bad weather,he ran up on stage,in front of the WHOLE class and teacher,and belted out the worst rendition of "Right Here Waiting For You" and not just that!he actually took of his shirt after singing the song and shouted "i love you M!!",all the while baring his hairy chest for a very disgusted class to see.naturally all the boys burst out in laughter.M ran out of the hall,and we later found out she was in the girl's toilet crying.

crazy huh?but after that,we all turned out to be good friends all the way till high school.and we still keep in touch from time to time.

hope that was outrageous enough to steal the amazing WHITE chocolate phone from the other readers. ((:

Kenot remember lah.. Nevermindlah, its just a stinkin' phone *telling myself* :p

haha!!!thats a mean way to judge the winner..hehe:p...

LOL. I'm going to make sure I keep coming back to read all the comments. I reckon this will be the highest commented post ever. Probably.. 700+?

Anyways, I noticed you have a new header! Nice, but somehow I still think that it (the candle thingy) isn't really apt for your page.

Have fun, people!

Talking about eccentric marriage proposals.

I'm only 17 and I received uncountable marriages from this guy whom I don't even know other than that we walk the same way to school.

Since form 1, we'd happen to walk on the same path to school everyday. Coz our houses' are really near our school. It was only Form 2 when we started knowing each other as friends and studying together, exchanging notes. However, things took a downturn when during Form 3, he started using plastic straws to twist it into a ring everyday, without fail, asking for my hand in marriage.

To the extent that one day, he decorated his dad's car in the most scary misuse of flowers ever. He drove it up to my gate (underage driving!) and used the loud speaker and asked for my hand in marriage! I was so stunned, I just ran up to my room and hid under my blanket!

Till this date, the neighbours of the lorong still laugh at the absurdity of it. Gosh! It really did scare the wits out of me!

We'll this story isn't about my friend or anyone else. This story is about me, a fat Chinese dude who is crazy over a girl, a white beautiful virgin girl.

When I first laid my eyes on her, I was wondering to my self, what a beauty. I've never seen some one as beautiful, as perfect, and as fair as her. I know they're many desperate people out there who are willing to tell all sorts of love stories in odder to win her heart. Some might be true; some might entirely be bull shit. But mine is true, and I'll keep to my word.

So as I was laying my eye and admiring her beauty, I was wondering, how desperate and how far would I go in odder to win her heart?

So I finally figure out, what to do which would make her heart melt and which would also allow her father to let me keep her.

So this is how desperate I am, I'm willing to strip naked, but with my boxers on, walk around Bukit Bintang, with the words I love you LG White Chocolate and also Mr Kenny, please let me take her home. I would even shout out those words.

This is how desperate I am.

awwwww...
sucha NICE PHONE!!
=x
what abt jus giving it to a fellow perth person =x..haha

[B][FONT COLOR=RED]Veri nice phone.. i'll always come any look for all the comments too.. xD [/FONT][/B]

i rather write "I LOVE KENNYSIA.COM" with a red marker on ma forehead and then storm through orchard road to win.
too bad, its not valid for s'pore fans.
BOO kenny!

I tattoo my boyfriend name at the back of my shoulders to show that he will be mine eternally.

I had a serious crush in this man who's 16 years older than me. He's married and had a daughter. I want him so much even if i knew it was impossible. I'd wait in front of the computer until late night even if there's school the next day just to talk to him. I'd spend all my handphone credit to SMS him or call him. I scribbled all my papers with his names and kept imagining that he belongs to me. I was desperate that I made sure none of the ppl around me has his MSN nor handphone number. I also tried to stop him from spending his time with his family even if it didnt succeed. I think I was desperate. =\

email address is im.so.shy@gmail.com

I went up to the girl and pointed 3 fingers. RM300 can or not? She pointed back at me with one finger up only.... :(

WHOOPS, forgotten to put my name..so this is a repost.Lets see, this happen to me during when I was in form 1. There was this girl in my school who was...u can say 'interested' with me. Ill just call her X since I dun want to hurt her feelings in case she sees this,lol. The scary thing is that she live like 3 houses away from me. She one day got my house number and called me. It was cool in the beginning cause she said she wanted to be just friends with me. Then i found out from one of her friends that she uses a binoculars to 'check' me out while i was playing basketball outside my house. I was a lil freak out cuz to begin with the girl wasn't 'all that' what i want in a girl. Her crush on me was also noticed by my parents cause she would walk her dog in front of my house, smile and wave to my parents. One day, all of the sudden called me and said she really love me! I was mean and rude at that time and i said fk..... and hang up. One of her friend also told me that she was obsessed with me that time. She still live 3 houses away from me but thank God shes over me :)

well, it started when i was form3 and this girl struck my head with her beautiful smile and ugly me was immediately going crazy over her. I buy her sandwiches and a bottle of softdrink everyday during recess with the hope of getting her fat then no guys would wan her anymore. =P after a while, this tricks does not work anymore so i wrote her poems everyday and send it to her on a stalk of rose for a month.

she realise how desperate i was and she was touched indeed but she said we were too young to be together but those poems is still wit her as she claimed la..

eventhought we did not end up together but the memories are still in my heart..somewhere..

This is my story...

This was way back in 1998....

When i was in form 1, i started going to BM tuition and there, there was this guy named Calvin. We talked and all like normal friends would until he started trying to impress me.

The first thing that he did was send me flowers, while i was in class...I was shocked...cuz i didn't expect anything of that kind.... then he started giving me chocolates.. as a nice person would do..i just thank him for it and kinda ignore him....

Then in tuition, he tried to impress me by waiting for my car to come pick me up before he went home (he walks). while i'm inside the house, he would come and tell me that my dad is here to come pick me up..etc...

The creepiest thing was that on his handphone, he would put my number under names like "my darling", "honey"....Freaked me out lar...he would also act all cool and stuff like that just to impress me....while me and my friends would just laugh our heads off( i know i'm mean).

He would ask me, would i be his girlfriend many times, over the phone and over the internet....so...being young and naive and also trying to get him off my back...i told him that i wasn't ready for a relationship (which was true cuz i was only in form 1 that time). telling him that maybe when i finish form 5 then i'll be ready for any relationship....

He even sent me a letter, with broken english(he didn't speak much english). it was hilarious when i read it...my mom found the letter and told me " if that guy is trying to tackle you...tell him to go improve his english first!" hahahahaha (until this day, i still have that letter kept in a box)

*fast forward*

In form 5...

after not talking to him for awhile..He called my house....saying that we are now in form 5....would i give him a chance....I WAS SHOCKED OUT OF MY BRAINS THAT HE CALLED!!! and he remembered what i said when i was in form 1!!!i was freaked out and didn't know how to react...so i told him that i was still not ready(hahahaha) and just told him i didn't like him...nothing happened after that...

Since then,I've lost contact with him....and sometimes wonder where he is now... and until now...my ex-tuition mates still tease me about he tried so badly to impress me!!!!

PICK ME, KENNY......i'll then try my best to impress you!!!! HUGS AND KISSES

hmm.......

Hai Kenny, I am a desperate addict of my little cute and adorable turtle teddie. It have been with me since I was born. Although it is torn here and there and smells a little [hey, it been more than 20 years] but I still love my little Poochie[that's her name] the most. I need Poochie to sleep everynight and I will talk to her most of the time before I sleep. Now that I am married, I even brought it to my new house to sleep together with my husband and I. So now my little Poochie have a mama and papa to talk too. Some ppl may think that this is unappropriate but I love Poochie very much.

Poochie : Hello uncle Kenny. Pls let my mama win the LG phone. I love my mama a lot. Thanks

so desperate i will start reading kennysia.com

Hai Kenny, I am a desperate addict of my little cute and adorable turtle teddie. It have been with me since I was born. Although it is torn here and there and smells a little [hey, it been more than 20 years] but I still love my little Poochie[that's her name] the most. I need Poochie to sleep everynight and I will talk to her most of the time before I sleep. Now that I am married, I even brought it to my new house to sleep together with my husband and I. So now my little Poochie have a mama and papa to talk too. Some ppl may think that this is unappropriate but I love Poochie very much.

Poochie : Hello uncle Kenny. Pls let my mama win the LG phone. I love my mama a lot. Thanks

2 stories.

One is about this group of friends that I had. We were boyband chasers. Seriously, you can stop laughing now. Anyway, one day we followed the group Damage to their hotels and kinda hanged around there until we pretty much got bored. After a few hours or so, we went back home. Unknown to me, one of my friends actually went back to the hotel later that night and found out that there was a girl (a pros.) in one of the band members room. She called me up to cry to me and sounded pretty devastated. So there I was at my phone, groggy from being woken up, trying to console my friend that the guy she was "in love with" is not really tat nice. Hah !

Another is about this guy who wrote some cryptic poem/message thingy on my "autograph book". In it, he did write his home number but asked me to guess the last digit. So I actually tried out starting from 0 and called every single one. When I finally got to number 8 (I remembered cos this was my fav. number), he sounded like he had just woken up from sleep. There I was a nerdy girl and told him I had a hard time getting his number. And in a deadpan voice, he told me that he did write the last digit down on the corner of the page and folded it up. =P

haha.. thsi topic remind me when i was in form 2, theres a guy in our class ,MKW. he is a very very cool boy, he dun smile and alwiz act cool, teh worst is me and him are liek water and fire, he is the monitor ofr the class, the 1st word we talk to each oterh is related the name list, coz the name list not prepared yet, me as a treasurer need the name list to "kutip hutang", haha, ten cent per person~! and i'm the one who prepared the list, and he ask me for the list in a very very rude way, jus liek i shoudl giv him teh list that i make. = = .. that day onward we r totally liek enemy we wont talk or even greet to each other... so funny that time.. and becoz of this, make me more focus on him.. and slowly have some special feeling tru him.. ngek ngek ngek... i like him ...but jus becoz of face i dun dare to let him noe... until the end of the year .. the whole class know i like that him... oni himself.. duno that i like him.. haha...but i jus biarpi aja..oh ya.. coz i arrange everythign so i found out his birthday.. so i make a card plan to giv him ... but jus duno how to giv it to him... so i didnt giv out... lolz.. the card is still now inside my cupboard... form 3.. we separate.. coz of teh stupid sains we need to study separately boyz and galz... but i still haven giv up like him.. and is obvious until the whole grade student know i like him.. lolz.. but that dumb guy still duno... and one day i very brave and ask him go out dating in klcc... he say ok... u noe ..when we go out rite liek to be a bunch of frem rite.. so we jus go out in one bunch... becoz got meeting so he came late.. me and my fren wen to the movie 1st.. until the half of the movie he call me.. say that he arrive = = shit.. i need ot get out and be wif him.. so i sacrified my "mo mo cha " go to him... (see how much i like him).. after we met.. we walk around coz my fren haven finish teh movie... and all da way he jus ask me " u cold onot? " coz he wante dot giv me his acket he purposely bring for me.. wuahahha.. that time i noe he also liek me.. ngek ngek ngek... so song u noe...^^V after 2 hours liek that he say he need togo home... coz his parent dun let him go home late.. and oni i noe he come out secretly without his parent knowing ... JUST FOR ME~! wah~ so happy ne~ ... but finally we also dun have any happy ending...we nvr get together... coz theotehr day we went to school... i get up to the stage .. coz i argue wif a prefect.. about wut? about my name tag... my name tag is "Lina" its my surname.. wut wrong if i put lina?? and the stupid prefect jus dun believe that is my surname.. lol.. bodoh .. and coz of this .. he act duno me.. haiz~~~ wut i do is jus wasted.. THANK YOU for the stupid prefect.. wheres MKW now? he now is my best fren's bf .. both of them now in sarawak studying^^

:)

The only desperate addict I have in my life is kinda obvious - my boyfriend.

About a month ago, I gave him this pebble. He brings it around in his pocket wherever he goes.

So one day when we were in school for lunch, he told me his stomach hurt and ran off to the toilet. After the bell rang, he was still not back.

Apparently, the pebble had dropped into the toilet bowl while he was having diarrhoea.

My heroic boyfriend knew the importance of the pebble as our symbol of love. He stuck his hand into the mess - the very smelly mess - and tried to find the pebble. Of course, he couldn't see where the pebble was since everything was...murky. He could only feel around before finally fishing it out, together with his very own shit particles.

Although it's disgusting, I'm glad he got the pebble back lah.

there's also a giveaway at this site arr http://script-of-your-life.blogspot.com/

It was during primary 5, there were no Playstations. Brickgame was the coolest invention, comparable to today's PSP, and MicroGenius TV Game was the dream of every little kid. Households with MicroGenius would be packed with children of the entire neighbourhood.

Naturally, I was desperate to have my own TV Game. I begged, nagged and cried just to persuade my mum to get me one. I even got the first in my class for the final exam, hoping that my mum would reward me. But I still got nothing...

And there came the last resort... ACT PITY!!! Armed with two Kellogg's Cornflakes Box (Small packs), some rafia strings, a ballpen, cello tapes and a pair of scissors, I "built" my own TV set and also a MicroGenius. I cut, reshaped and drew the TV Screen, gamepads and even a Street Fighter Cartrigde. After few nights of hardwork, I finally completed my masterpiece. My mum didn't know that I "built" those stuffs, not until she saw me "playing" with it. Her eyes were filled with tears, so did mine. The very next day, we went to the department store and my dream had finally come true. I had got myself a TV Game. How cool!

Now Kenny, do you want me to build myself a LG Chocolate out of a cornflakes box?

This story is about my fren, KS. He's in love with this girl, FC for almost a year. You all may think that this is just a normal one sided love but NO. He's crazy I tell ya. =X

KS and I weren't close friends at first. He's a happy-go-lucky, funny and hyperactive person who talks crap alot. Everyone knows that he has this great crush on FC. One day I saw him online and his MSN's personal msg saying "I won't give up loving you and that is my promise". I was like, "whoa!" and messaged him.

Later that night, he called me. He said he has nothing to do. BUT ALL HE SAYS IS FC this, FC that. Whenever he calls me, I can hear him sobbing, weeping, and mumbling. I remember there's one day, it was the world cup season and I wanna watch Germany vs. Argentina. SUDDENLY HE CALLED. T_T We chatted until the penalty a.k.a. end of the game. You know what we chatted?

*mumbles*
"FC... FC..."
"Her fav color is white... pink... baby blue..."
"She loves to eat vegetables and fruits..."
"I want to eat vegetable..."
"I wanna eat fruit..."
"I wanna take knife cut fruit..."(This freaked me out. DEPRESSION and KNIFE cannot mix together >_ "I wanna reborn as a vegetable, so she can eat me and I can be together with her..."
"*sniff* *sobs*"

WAH!!! TOTALLY FREAKING ME OUT!! But I kinda feel sorry for him, since he's my friend. FC's vegetarian by the way, and KS HATES VEGETABLE and FRUIT. For her, he forced himself to eat them. He even spent most of his money on buying fruits for her.

We smsed quite often too. ALL he ever says was "I miss her so much wor, dunno she got cover blanket or not. I really love her de. I'm very serious. I love you FC!!" He even smsed his vow saying that he will take FC as his wife and promise she will be the most happiest girl in the world. What's worst is he asked me to keep it in my inbox. It's still here, if you're wondering.

But sadly, FC doesn't like him. She rejected him for countless times but he still won't give up. Sometimes when he feel like giving up, he send me sad messages that make me worry that he'll go suicide, but in the end I still see him in the lecture hall.

He told me a few days ago that the girl told him something that made him love her more. I thought what is that good thing she said, after that he replied and say SHE SAID that SHE DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HIM AND TELL HIM STOP WASTING HIS TIME ON HER. Darn. >_> He even tell me he wanna give his salary to her coz she told him she wanna pay for her own studies. ALL HIS SALARY.

Just yesterday he smsed me and say those sad things again. He told me to take good care of FC for him and don't let anyone hurt her. >_> Then he said "I'm tired, it's time to go." Today, I still see him sitting behind her. =_=

There's no medicine to cure him. That's how desperate he is.

MAYBE you guys had seen weirder "desperators" than him, but for me who lived for 19 years until now, I never seen anyone as crazy as him. Everyone of his friends(except me) had already given up hope in him. Haihz. Hope he wakes up soon coz he's my friend and the only thing I can do is keep him company.

May he wake up soon. =_=

My 10 year old sister is a desperate addict.

No, not porn. Not makeup. Not even barbie dolls!

Damn ANIME! Waste her life only, drooling over lifeless animated "cute" jap characters on the computer and TV screen. I swear anime is some government tool to suck the life of human beings.

So anyway, she was in the bathroom the other day taking bath when she suddenly SCREAMED "I LOVE SASUKE!!". She then RAN out of the bathroom DRIPPING wet, swam through the living room to the COMPUTER, and started watching ANIME.

WET!!! Damn wet brain only!

oi Daniel ANIME ROX. =_=

Oh well, I might as well try for the LG Chocolate with my chocolate...

I used to like this ger very very much... So much that I was like a puppy during that time.. Every single sight of her made my knees go weak (not cos i had weak knees then) and my heart beat faster! (no heart problems either) I know this sounds ridiculous but ask any guy in his teens, n he'll most probably have had a similar experience before.

I used to call her every single nite and talked to her for like 4-5 hrs EVERY SINGLE NITE!!!!!!!!! Dun think we talked much after like the first week but just held on to the phone n either just kept quiet (quite bo liao, i know, but I WAS IN LURVVEEE, or so i thought) or if there was a song on the radio i liked, i'd SING to her.. This went on for like 3 to 4 months or so and i finally popped the question, but she left me hanging n nv gave me an answer... Can u imagine the cost of it(actually not very much) and the number of hrs of my life (this one is quite a bit) just wasted like that?!!?!!

Moral of the story: Nv sing to win a ger's heart if u're not good...

I guess outrageousness is relative, so if one really thinks about the time spent, it is insanely outrageous... For me, at least...

It all happened way back when i was in standard 5, my teacher taught the class a phrase: "you are the apple of my eye". I felt touched by the meaning of this phrase.

The next day, i freaking brought an APPLE to school and gave it to the girl that i was having a crush on while saying: "you are the apple of my eye".

She genuinely replied: "apple grow on tree one la... where got in your eyes... u dun bluff me la... u think i small kid mer...?"

I striaght away "boh lat"(no energy)... Looks like someone really does not pay attention in class!!!!

Oh.. me! me! me!

I was in Primary 5 when I had a classmate who is also my Nursery classmate. I liked him a lot, so much that I went to join table tennis because he's in the school team. One day after school I "followed" him home and found out that he stays just opposite the road from me. I sent a love card cum letter "expressing my love" to the address which I thought he stayed at. 2 days later, he was shouting at me in the canteen when I was buying noddle that he doesn't like me a tiny bit at all, and that I've send the thing to his uncle house which caused him to get scoldings. -.-' I've since then moved house, then realised that he actually stays in the opposite block from my current house. lols. so much "fate".

In my secondary school, I had a crush on this very quiet girl. I got her chocolates on Valentines day the first year and blue rose on the second year. Even went to chop off all my hair so that she'll notice me. Once I secretly requested to my form teacher that I wanna sit beside her in class when I knew teacher was going to change our sitting arrangement. When she mention that she liked this guy she knew for a long time, I was crushed and didn't talk to her for a long while.. I don't know if she knows that I liked her. *sigh*

Then around 3 years back, I was so crazy about my then bf. After breaking up, I went into depressed mode. I was desperate for his attention that I made many many prank calls to his house, (kept quiet when anyone picks up), even in the middle of the night. I cut my wist, took (15times) extra dosage of medication, sat at the window wanting to just "fall off", even took 5 sleeping pills once cause I wanna sleep and not wake up. I was in "zombie" stage. One day, I "woke up" in hospital and thought to myself, he's just a ugly fat guy with bad breath and doesn't know how to please me leh. Laugh at myself and move on with life. I think I've scarred his life so badly, he probably doesn't dares to get another girlfriend anymore. :pPp

Hey, I have 3 stories lols. Maybe I'm born desperate...
P.S.: Kenny, I do have a Malaysian Address! =)

He was not the type I could ever, ever fall for. And I think he realised that, so I suppose that was another strong factor which had intrigue him to pursue his 'love quest'towards me. Seems that all guys find it challeging to try to get something hard to get.
Of course, the usual cheesy sms-es and gifts are part of the whole 'courting' process. I reckon the guy could take a hint after so many a rejection. Guess he's just one of those stubborn guys who couldn't take "No" for an answer. Or he may be just plain desparate.
And here comes the extreme part.
He offered to send me home after a party, and having no transport on that day I accepted as a last resort. (I later found out that he had arranged earlier for all my other friends to tell me they were too busy). Then he drove way out to this weird road, and I was telling him he got the wrong way and we should turn back. He insisted he knew where he was going and I was at the verge of screaming when we arrived at this weird and dark and muddy river side place.
And then he produced a bouquet of white roses from the back seat of his car and recite this lame love poem with this slang which I cannot even understand (apparently he took a speaking course to perfect his pronounciation).
And then, the most cliche thing ever.
He got out of the car and said through the open door,"If you don't be mine tonight, I will jump into this river"
Before I can say anything, he slipped and fell accidentally into the muddy river. *Yuck*
Till today he still insisted he jumped on purpose. He claimed he could read t\rejection from my eyes.

Oh! I remember one desperate addict story now!

I have a friend who was so desperate to be 'cool' (and to get f*cked, I guess) that she fabricated a story. Get this:

There was this mechanic. He gave me some pills. I ate them. I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found grease all over my body. He raped me. He took me to the clinic and I found out I was pregnant. I aborted my baby.

That story somehow spread to a teacher and got everyone into trouble. -_-

hmm...this happened last yr when i was in form 4..i'm in kch but there's this gal(J) in kl(a kch gal who moved to kl) who emailed me one day askin to be frens..being a guy..got gal wanna be frens of cos can la..afta weeks...she asked for my hp no. which i gave to her...J smsed me practically everyday..den one day..she told me tht she liked me..for two yrs already..she said she had seen me b4 when she came bk to kch..she wanted to be my gf but i reject la..cos i neva seen her b4..i tot tht was the end but then she continued smsing me..keep saying she likes me and stuff..da freaky thing is dat even though she's in kl..she noes where i am and wad i do..cb man..like afta i played ball at swak club.. she smsed me and said "hey..finish playing ball oledi?"..damn scary man..i tried to ignore her..but she found out my hse no. and keep calling both hp and hse no..she also claimed to have printed my frenster photos which she kept in her room..so one day i kenot tahan nymore..i asked my fren to pretend to be my gf and ask J to stop contacting me nymore..after tht everything stopped..but then beginning of this yr..i received an sms from her again..saying she can't forget me and she still have feelings for me..mcb..when will it end... mind u..this is true

Hhmmmm.... i hope this is worth it... I feel like im selling my soul here.

Ok. So it was going to be valentines day (year 2005). I wanted to impress my gf by buying her lingerie (ok, it might not have been a good idea in the 1st place). But i was SURE back then that THAT was what i wanted to get her. It was my 1st time buying lingerie for a girl.

So i went over to a lingerie shop with a friend who was hoping to get something for valentines day for HIS partner. The problem is, HE's a dude and it didnt get into our head that there was something wrong with 2 guys goin in to buy lingerie together.

It didnt help the fact that he was a very buffed up guy in singlet and i had a pony tail then and was very thin...

We went into the shop and i picked this very short-pink and transparent lingerie. I was giggling to myself lustfully imagining what she would look like in it... I think some of the staff saw what we were doing. I asked my friend if he think it was sexy and he nodded. The staff in the shop were staring at us then.

I still didnt think anything was wrong with the situation. I was holding the lingerie in 1 hand and it happended that there was this indian kid with his older sister. I was by the counter and this kid came over to stare at what i was holding. ONLY THEN DID I REALISE THE STUPID SITUATION I WAS IN!!!

The staff by the counter punched the figure i had to pay... but the experience? PRICELESS....

HI!!!!!!!U POST IS UP AT 4.58 & I THOUGHT I AM THE FIRST. BUT THEN GOT ERROR 435. WHAT THE HACK. DESPERATE OR CRAZY THING I DID? HE! HE! HOW ABOUT THIS? I ONCE DATE A LADY & REACH STAGE III ALREADY...WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO DO U KNOW 'WHAT', SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME, AHEM THAT AREA SAY "WHAT A DENCE JUNGLE U HAVE THERE LUCKLY STILL GOT ONE BIG TREE" GOSH!!!!!!!!THAT IS A REAL
EMBERRASSMENT 4 ME.ANYWAY WE DID WHAT WE DID. BUT I CAN SORT OF FEEL THAT SHE IS NOT SO IMPRESSIVE OR A BIT TURN OFF. SO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. WELL U HAVE HEAR OF BIKINI WAX BUT ONLY 4 LADIES.ANYWAY I ASK AROUND (INNOCENTLY OF COURSE) NO SUCH LUCK 4 GUY, NO SUCH SERVICE! DAM THEN I HAVE 2 DIY. I SHAVE ALL THE 'DENCE JUNGLE' MYSELF TO IMPRESS THE LADY. IN THE PROCESS I CUT MYSELF A NUMBER OF SMALL CUT. U KNOW GUY WHEN OUR BALL R HARD IT IS VERY WINKLES & DAM HARD 2 SHAVE. THE BIG 'ROD' & SUROUNDING IS EASY. WHOAL!! LOOK NICE & VERY CLEAN & 'NEW' AFTER THAT. SO THE VERY NEXT DAY WE HAVE ANOTHER SESSION OF U KNOW 'WHAT'. I SAY 2 HER "I HAVE A BIG SURPRICE 4 U,LAST NIGHT U DON'T LIKE MINE JUNGLE WITH ONE SINGLE GAINT TREE, SO DARLING TONIGHT I PRESENT 2 U A BIG SAHARA DESERT WITH ONE BIG GAINT CARTUS, TARA!!!".THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!!HE! HE! THE EXPERANCE IS MUCH ENJOYABLE. AH!!!THE STORY DON'T END HERE. TWO DAY LATER MINE LIFE IS A LIVING HELL.THE 'SAHARA' IS STARTING 2 TURN BACK 2 'BUSH LAND'.OMG THE FEELING IS TERRIBLE, MINE FAMILY JEWEL IS BEING TORTURE LEFT,RIGHT & CENTRE & I DON'T FANCY 'CLEARING THE BUSH LAND' AS THE LADY WENT OVERSEA (SHIP! IF I HAVE KNOW EARLIER I WOULN'T 2 SURPRISE HER).SO THE NEXT BEST THING I DO IS 2 APPLY A LOT PERFUME POWDER BETWEEN MINE LEG A FEW TIMES PER DAY.PEOPLE PUT PERFUME POWDER ON THEIR ARMPIT I JUST GOT ONE EXTRA PLACE TO PUT.NEEDLESS 2 SAY 4 THE NEXT FEW WEEK I SMELL DAM NICE.(LUCKLY NOBODY SAY I SMELL LIKE AH KUA). I ACTUALLY USE UP 2 BOTTLE OF PERFUME POWDER. SO WHAT SAY U. IS THAT DESPERATE/CRAZY TO WIN A GIRLS HEART? BTW IF I SHOULD WIN THE PHONE CAN U KEEP MINE ID SECRET? I DON'T FANCY PEOPLE 2 KNOWN ME. "HORNY ANG MOH" IS JUST U NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR.

argghh. I need a new phone that is white..with red navigation touch pad..and I mean the white chocolate! I'm contemplating on stalking you. Okay no, I'm not thinking straight.

I don't think that mine would be anything hilarious, but when you need someone desperately because you love that special someone so much, you'd be there for that special person anytime he or she needs you. You'd let people know that they're yours, mind you.. only yours.. and you'd walk to every corner of the world for them :)

that's what you would do if you're desperate to be with that person.

oh my gosh! i want the white chocolate! i'll even pay for shipping to singapore. :P

yes. there is a desperate addict in my life. some of the other bloggers know about this tale.

a year ago, someone emailed me. apparently he was someone i knew in primary school, someone i knew briefly for less than a year. he emailed me claiming that he has been searching for me non-stop for 10 years now.

he kept sending me weird emails, sounding very desperate to meet up and 'talk'. apparently, he could only think of me day and night and he couldnt get me out of his mind for all these years and kept asking if i ever miss him or think about him.

he emailed saying he has a girlfriend, for about 3 - 4 years now but all he could think about was me.

and he sends me many many many emails. i replied his emails with one sentence kind of replies and yet he doesnt get it. one day, i stopped replying and he replied to me sounding very 'mental' asking me if i would rather:

1) die for him or
2) he dies for me

and that he thinks im avoiding him and he thought he saw me on the train and kept asking me if i still stay where i used to then.

from his friendster pictures, he seems really happy with his girlfriend and i dont get it why he is so 'crazy' over me for all these years and if he had wanted to find me, he could have via friendster a long time ago.

having a desperate addict that you do not know, aint that bad. but having a desperate addict that you know is even worse.

i sent him an email telling him that its unhealthy to obsess about me when he has a girlfriend and he was only an acquintance to me and to be honest, i have never thought of him.

the thing is..

till now he still sends me emails. i just delete them.

and i hope to god, i will never bump into him. especially since..

he stays near me.

abit of the topic
but kuching's famos kolo mee
has come to Spore at an outlet
jia xiang kuching kolo mee pte ltd opens
in november at vivocity basement2
next to kopitiam food court

after reading so much abt it
damm it, it better taste good
or is it acquired taste?
any way does not make diff in spore
we eat it with lots of chilli paste
mix it until red red, any taste left
over the numbing tongue is extra

I love Japan and their cultural alot... and I started to learn Japanese in SXX HXX company last year Julai which this company provides Japanese language course... And this is the place I meet him - My Japanese Teacher a.k.a Yap. He's so funny and humourous since me and my friends attend the first class of his. Me which love life is ZERO that time, addicted to him and fall for him seriously after a few months of knowing him. Then every week the day I couldn't waits for it's arrival is WEDNESDAY(because this is the day we learn Japanese) and I would make-up and dress nicely just to impress him! My 2 friends know about this and we often talk alot about him in schools XD (for our own entertainment). Yap is 31 years old this year and he lives at KLANG!!! OMG!!! SO FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE!!! And our teacher-students relatinship started to become closer when we all hang out after class to have a cup of tea every week. Eventually I get to know he still have his girlfriend's photo in his NEW PHONE, and he still have his heart to her. Everything I did (dress nicely bla bla bla...) was wasted... Then I started sms with him, trying to know him more through sms... and some personality test of course. I could sms him 7 different personality test questions just to know him more! Aiks... Silly me...Teacher wouldn't tell anything private to students right? including what he do, where he go, what he lkes... I would go to Bangsar MidValley shopping Mall and sit at the McDonald near the cinema there just to wait see miracle happens or not to let me see him(because he likes to watch movie with his friends and he just love to go MidValley Megamall)! Just a glance is enough for me! And you know what? March 13th, I really saw him with his friends! walking to the car park! I quickly called him up and say I saw him at Midvalley, but that time he already started his car engine... aiks, no dinner together (T_T)...and there was another one... Guessing that he uses his own name to register for telephone and internet service, I search in the YELLOW PAGES CUSTOMER LIST just wanted to know his ADDRESS!!! AND GUESS WHAT!? I FOUND IT! WHOLE ADDRESS written down inside! I was so happy that time!!! And the next day was weekend, after tuition, I went to Klang ALONE BY MYSELF! Purchasing ticket was the most desperate time to make decision... Then take the KTM, station by station pass by... I arrive Klang at 5pm... After I depart... I was totally blank in my mind... Not daring to ask anyone, I walk to the city according to the road sign. I cross the Klang River and hope that one of his car can pass by that busy road. I stand beside the road for 1 hours, searching for his car... I couldn't see any sign of him... That time I was so lost and so don't know what to do...I went to Klang Parade... Went to the Klang bus Station... Went to any place that could gather people... trying to search for him... But Miracle won't happen twice isn't? I use my memory to remember the road back to KTM station, I was so sad... After that incident, my friends all know about this secret trip, they call me a SUPERWOMAN! (LOL) hahahaha... I won't give up on something which have on answer, then I decided to let this Japanese teacher know that I Love Him at his birthday. I called him up right after 12am to wish him happy birthday, I was so nervous that time and we only talk crap, talk about movies... then this first phone calls ended. I couldn't sleep at all! I wanted to tell him! Tell him I Like Him!!! Then, i give courage to myself, and I press the recall button, and gave him another call... He pick up the phone, I told him I have something I haven't tell him yet... which is... I Like You!!! OMG! AWKWARD SILENCE! He keeps on err... and err... and err... Without knowing what to do or say, I just laugh and say aiya! Don't be so cold to me ma!!!! After a few hahahaha, I wish him good night and then we hang up. Aiks, that was the most terrible and mizerable time! After a few mins, I receive his sms, he say it's good to have courage to make confession to someone you like, but really sorry I'm not the one for you. Hope you can be brave like this next time you meet someone you like! Awww~ Isn't this the nature of teacher? Hahahaha... Still have to tell me some lessons before relly ends this relationship. Luckily that time we ended our Japanese lessons, so since May 2006, we haven't contact each other until now...

LMAO. I cant stop laughing reading the comments. Keep it coming, people.

And I think I should get back to studying..

if one steals your uncle's prized carnation to give to a girl on valentine's day, would that qualify as interest, or lack of it?
or maybe i just look like his mom. hmms.

Long story~

There was this guy I knew back then when I was 17 and I knew him thru tuition classes and he's just pure weird which makes me hate him.

And to sum it all up, below is what KT had done...

1. Called me 2 days before SPM and asked if I have the SPM questions. this is when I was still 17.

2. Called me and tell me that he liked me even though he knows that he shouldn't even like me... and when I told him I liked someone else he hung up my call and call back the very next day and told me not to tell him such things.

3. Shouted my full name infront of my house gate. Coz I was having my shower then I didn't hear him and he called to verify that I'm at home and question me why didn't I answer him when he shouted for me. Thank god parents wasnt home

4. When I left for college, KT came over to my house looking for me! dad was at home and he actually dared to ask for me... and my dad told him that I've already left for college over in other state...by then I was already 19...

5. KT When to the college next to mine and enrol to study there and enter my college every now and then and start asking around if anyone knows me...

6. When he manage to find me, we agree to just maintain as friend, so we talked again until one day i had to tell him off "KT, forget me, you and me impossible coz I'll be leaving to NZ for my study soon" and weird KT replied "I'll go over to your house now and tell your mom not to let you go NZ and then I'll give her dowry to marry you" that's when I hang up the phone!!

7. Last and final contact with KT was when I was talking KT about assignment and to enter his college to borrow books from library and KT started shouting on the phone "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!" that totally scares me and decided that no way I wanna continue being friends with such weirdo

Im your typical pathetic loser.

It happened when i was in form 2. There was this girl that i really liked P. At that point, being young and naive, i thought that love was easy.

I guess she was toying with the fact that i liked her, her friends as well as mine knew about this one way relationship.

why?

coz i was sort of like her boyfriend. Thats it. She wasnt my girlfriend.

well, being young and naive, i thought that i had her in the bag. Thoughts or marriage and nonsense.

Anyway, she forced me to do things for her. Now thinking back, i was pretty dumb to oblige to everything.

She wanted to eat ipoh hor fun during reccess one day. When i say ipoh, i mean ipoh. I sneaked out of school, took a taxi to pudu raya, got a bus, went to ipoh, bought the hor fun, came back to kl. By then, it was night already. Called her, she said she didnt want it anymore.

It was a saturday night, she called me. Said she wants me to go to her house to make a cup of milo for her. So i walked to her house (her house was in the other neighbourhood), ringed the doorbell, guess what? Her dad came out holding a police like baton threatening to kill me. He didnt believe me when i told him her daughter asked me to come over. He said his daughter would never befriend a guy like me and she was already asleep. Got into alot of trouble with my parents when i got home.

On monday, i enquired her about it. She slapped me across the face. During assembly, i was left hurt and ashamed.

From that day 'till today, we have not spoken. I thought obliging to her wishes would make her accept me. Guess not.

So, do you agree that im a pathetic loser?

Im sure you are nodding frantically now.

My story not counted meh -_-

jia xiang kolo mee has a few outlets in Singapore darling. I know there is one at Killiney ROad.

In order to visit my boyfriend in Europe while i was studying in Melbourne, i had to save up significantly.

I worked part-time for a year in a Fish and Chips shop at minimum wage; lived on minimal spending (and i mean minimal); didn't shop for clothes/shoes/bags/accesories for a year; let my hair grow out for 6 months straight; hardly ever a cup of coffee (AUD 3 was a LUXURY to spend); even restricted on outings with friends.

I was a lost cause.

Dear Pathetic,

You're the best story that I've read thus far. *Tumb Up*

Hmm..A LG phone for my personal story.Quite a good deal. Ok..lets start. During my Form 3, there was this girl juz came to my school in my class. At 1st, i never pay much attention to her until after PMR, where we have nothing to do, she stick to with the guys gang which is my gang.We waste our time by playing cards n board games. Then all of suddent, doesnt knowing where the urge camed from, I suddently told her i like her. Then she din say anything. Btw, she was one of my class prettiest gal and i'm not that good looking+fat. So, with her saying nothing, i stupidly thought she said yes. So, i stick to her everyday.I even call her during the nite n chat with her.

Then, until Form 4, where we enter the same class coincidently, then she sat with the guy eveeryday. Of coz la i unhappy but never said anything becoz i'm the type without self confident. what to say when i not even good looking n fat. Then during her birthday,i spend 3weeks folding paper stars for her.Wat to do?trying to impress her mah.. Times flew n Its end of FOrm 4. We barely talk thru out the yr. THen one day, she told me she's going to change school. She brought some home made cookies for the class but i wasn't around at that moment so i dint have the chance to enjoy it. She told me that i'm unlucky bcoz cant taste her cookies. So i stupidly went home n ask my bro's GF who study bakery to teach me how to bake some cookies. I made it and gave it to her next day. I wrapped it tightly n ask her to open it when she reach home. She did what i said n at nite, she gave me a call and said Thank You. Now when i think of it, i felt stupid. So, i continue my Form 5 life without her...

Until End of SPM, where we were busy chosing our college to enroll in, i met her and ask her where is she planning to study. She told me Lim Kok Wing institute. I was like..shit..i wanted to go there but i dowan to meet her as i want to forget her. So, instead of LKW, i went to Taylors..thinking i will be able to forget her. Then on the orientation day, God must be playful at that moment. I saw her there once more. SO, i asked her why is she there n she said she just enrolled into taylors. I dunno i shud be happy or sad tat time. After the ice breaking session, our class will be announce soon. GUess wat..among the 8 class of few hundred students, she is in my class. So, i accepted the facts that God is naughty. 1 semester of 3months, i barely talk n sit near her until the end of semester 1, she told me she's changing course. Once again in my life, she's leaving me again. She didnt left too far..shes' still in the same college but different course. Until now which my Semester 3 going to end, I still meet her once a while bumping into her during lunch.I treated her like strangers bcoz everytime i met her, i just cant speak..It never happen to other girls..Only her. Thts all..I swear everything is true here. :P

Im not good in writting english,but I already try my best!
I was born in a quite poor family.We are not rich so my father have to work so hard and to save money.Although we had financial problem,but i never complain.
I remember once,my mother need a big sum of money for a personal things.But my father cant afford it.
So, thay have a big quarrel.I was very sad because i cant do anything to help my mother.
So, i decided to find a part time job and hope can solve my parents problem.
I found it at a restaurant near my house.It is called WEST WINGS but i think it close down already.
I have to walk to work everyday from 10am to 11pm.I even fall sick for several times.I was so desperate but what can i do?
Im just want to help my mother.
Luckily,that time was my school holiday.
When i received my salary,i hand it to my mother.
I was so happy although my salary not much.

I hope my story can tell you how desperate I am to own a brand new handphone.Im already 17 years old but still using the old 8250nokia until today.So,hope i can win it by this lousy written story.

I'm also using 8250 ok? >_>

I was desperate all right. Ummmm so was he!

It was my first time ever going to a dance party. I really wanted to impress this guy. Had a crush on him for what seemed like ages! So when he finally recipocrated and invited me to this dance party, I jumped at it, begging my parents to let me go.

With giddy anticipation, I practised my moves in front of the mirror. I had to endure the chuckles and giggles of my younger sisters and even the household help!

Finally THE evening came. He was "chauffer driven" by his older brother - he couldnt drive yet. In seventh heaven, we went to this party. His friends were milling around, looking at me through the corner of their eyes.... I really had to make a good impression!!!

The lights dimmed and a slow number started. That was ok. Just hang on to him (hmmmm nice!) and let the bodies sway.

Then the music switched to something faster. This was where all my practising would pay off!

As the song went on, I watched my beau. He was wriggling in a most awkward way.

My face went red, and it wasnt from the effort of dancing! It was downright embarassing!

Finally I burst out "WHAT are you doing?!"

His answer?

"Following you"!!!!!!!

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Pity you having to read thru all this stuff.

Hey Nana, what u mean "Old Nokia 8250"? u tot u're the only one who still using this ar?? =.=

The seller told me that the touch screen keypad on the front of this phone is so sensitive and a lot of time, will lost its function and highly not recommended. The review said that the Samsung ones is better! Almost the same as this model anyway...

OMIGOSH! MY REAL NAME SHOWS!

This is how desperate I am! I have never posted on this blog before and now that I have, I have put my real name into the space..... *blush*

i'd linger around the school just to meet him by 'coincidence'. i typed his name in google, in yahoo search, in msn search just to find whether he has a blog or not. in the end of search mostly i'd find his names from MY blog. His pictures online were all downloaded to my floppy disk, last time. now i have a stack of albums in my CDR. i liked him for 6 years since primary. that time i printed the icq chat history and i'm still keeping it now. I added all his school friends in my MSN list, try to tackle or just do anything to feel that i'm related to him. I'd wait for him to message me in ICQ, a message was like 30 minutes per hour, because he was playing some online games. till he left, it was like 3 a.m.. I walked to his house to send him his birthday present, i got barked by his huge black dog, it still frightens me now and then, i wish it'll die fast, urgh. when i was 13 i would just pull my cousin together with me and linger around in front of his house. pity my cousin. in the end of this very freaky story, i've made alot of friends from his school, got famous because of that and got myself a boyfriend from that school, but the boyfriend isn't him.

My boyfriend set off the alarm in my school so that everyone will be running for their life.He just want some time with me on my birthday.He brought me a cake,however he threw it at the teacher who caught him with me and ran away.I was in deep trouble for being alone with him.

good deal :)

2 friends of mine, A and B, fell for the same guy, C. They did all kinda stuff to get his attention, from valentine gifts, a handphone for a birthday present and even supporting him during his occasional performances. I was unlucky to be caught in the middle as C was also my best friend. I had to pass the messages and presents to him and boy was I annoyed.
A was so obsessed, she had saved all of C's friendster pictures into her computer, made them into a wallpaper just to see him everyday. B printed out a picture of C and kept it in her purse as a good luck charm.
As time passed, things got more drastic as A started passing out rumours about B that were just too hard to bare. B got so upset and depressed, she passed another rumour on A. That time, it was the ultimate b*tchfight I had ever seen.
I couldn't take it anymore and confronted C to just tell them what he felt and just end the whole massacre. He agreed.
He got both of them together and what do you know? He confessed as being gay and already has a boyfriend.
Both girls were so embarrased and angry they started scolding C and left after that. Few days later, everything cooled down and A and B were friends again.
Sometimes, I just don't understand girls.

*cough*

I like free stuff.
Getting free stuff gives me an erection.
mmm..

Yes , where was I ? Right , erection.
No wait wrong , free gift .

Not to digress further I shall continue with my story . This happened to me back when I was in Form 2 or 3 .. I think.

So anyways , it was after school and I was walking to Amcorp Mall from my school . So as I walked up the escalator , I saw this huge chick behind me and she was my ex girlfriend's close friend . I wanted to greet her but I was in too much of a rush

So anyways , I realized she was sort of tailing me. When I turned around she hid behind the pillar.

...

Wait , sorry.
Let me rephrase that , the pillar hid infront of her . Because technically , she's bigger than the pillar . Imagine the pillar as a straw and her as a cup.

I chuckled , and continued because I was rushing . 5 minutes later , she messaged me and said

"Vince , I saw you in amcorp . What a coincidence"

..Oh wow.

3 weeks later , my friend called me and told me that the prefects of a school found a stack of my photos in her desk.

No not those camwhored ones. But pictures of my basically walking , scratching my ass
..

Man.

There was once i was joking aorund with my friend that i like her.Then i end up falling in love with ehr after some time.I remembered that during one of her birthday,i planned out the whole thing and wait in mid valley at 8am just to make sure i will get the movie tickets and go to every single shopping malls to look for one thing she like. I went to times square,sungai wang and the area there,one utama,klcc and mid valley to look for that thing.Spend the whole day walking form floor to floor and shop to shop coz it's so hard to find.Finally i found it in 1u but it was closed that day because i asked the shop next to it and they said they closed every friday.Darn it!Anyway,the thing i was looking for was 'boo' from monster inc.

u very rich hor..

sorry then...heh!but i used it for long long time and cant function well too!don be so cruel.

How does a guy get an attention of a girl?..Flowers?..Chocolates?..Dinner?..Movie?...

Well, mine took a less conventional method of catching my attention.

It was during a cross fire, we were on the opposite team. I was running forward to attack the enemy...Then *phow*...

"Dang!..I'm shot!I'm shot!"...I had to retire from my battlefield.

He shot me at paintball which left me with a huge bruise on my leg for weeks!..No skirts and shorts for weeks!..

Several months after that, "Cupid's arrow..erm pallet" worked it charms...;)

I walked in a weird style for more than a year cos i desperatley liked a guy that i followed/copied/practiced his weird walking style (dragging feet when walking and dragging finger on closest wall he was walking to) just to have the feeling that we were the same "type".
i succeeded in copying him but failed to attract him.

I grew up in high school with this girl.

She was cute and kind hearted.

Being the idiotic teen male I was, I would bully her and make fun of her at every single given oppurtunity.

It was one of the only ways to interact with her I thought of at that time.

I remember using the chalk duster to dirty her chair and when she sat and stood her Butt Would Be All White ! Then as she dusts the white chalk off her skirt I would yell "HEY STOP TOUCHING YOUR BUTT !"

Then the whole class would laugh and she would beat me and chase me around. :)

I would scare her with cockroaches.. rats..not to torture her, but her yelling and running away was too cute to watch.

Stupid, but that was the only way I could get her attention.

Then at one point I realized my foolishness and tried to confess my feelings.

I decided to do it in a form of a puzzle.

I would leave a letter in her desk every single morning, (before anyone came to class), and the whole letter would spell out "Will you be my girlfriend? (my name)"

I did it for a month. She was very suprised about this mysterious person. And I talked to her about probable ways to solve the puzzle as a third person.

In the end she ended up with some trashy sentences that meant nothing and I felt so stupid for my wasted effort. I admitted my feelings then, and was suprised that she had a crush on me as well. (I had no idea how and why)

I arranged the letters for her, and she gave me the cutest smile I have ever seen in my life. It was worth it, cutting letters from newspapers and secretly handing it to her every morning for a month.

Hell, if I knew it was that easy I would've went ahead and confessed in the first place ! I learned that you shouldn't hold back in Love, just go for it before it's too late or your balls will start to shrink.

I'm a desperate addict for love. :)

Regards from Roy.

from the age of 12-18 i had a super duper major crush on this girl.

every year, i would go through this routine of courting her.

i would send an anonymous letter, and a beautiful gift to her.

i'd send at least 3-4 of these 'packages' and would finally reveal my 'true identity' to express my love to her.

sometimes i did it more than once in a year.

i was always so romantic. so perfect. and my gifts were so amazing.

but unfortunately, i wasn't her type, and she never excepted me.

i was frustrated with myself for a while, but couldn't get over the fact that i could never ever be with her.

so one night, before she left for overseas, i decided to be an ass..

so i flamed her on my blog.

her auntie got mad at me, and left hate messages on my blog.

uptill now, i haven't spoken to her. me and her will never be a couple. confirm ..

I used to have this massive crush on this guy back in secondary school (I was 14). How did I turn into a desperate addict? I was going to school and found this little kitten in the school compound.

Don't ask me what it was doing there! FATE! So, me being sorry for the poor frail kitty, decided to take the kitten to me to class to see if anybody would like to adopt it. Mind you! animals were strictly not allowed in a Malaysian Secondary school ok?

So he came over and asked me if I found the cat. And I said yea. And THAT was it! So psychotic right? He had me at "U found.." (the kitten?).

Going on to the Jerry Mcguire vibe, he 'completed' me for what seems like ETERNITY after that. I spied, I stalked, I talked to myself about him. Because I was so obsessed and couldn't let everyone know what a desperate addict I was, I, at one point, was having conversations with myself about him! Like two girls gossiping, except that it was just me talking. -.-

Something like this:
"Wa..he's very cute la *sigh*"
"Where got? Alot of people think he doesn't look that great what.."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! *getting pissed, at myself*
"okla okla, he is QUITE cute I can't deny that.."
"QUITE?! QUITE?! CAn yOu PLeASE rePHRASe THAT?!"
"OK OK! HE's CUTE!"

Teenage hormones can do alot of stupid things to u.

I thought of him constantly and everytime I saw him, my heart would skip a beat. I put our names or birthdays in the Love Calculator thingy and if the results were not 95% or above, I'd tweak the name or the date abit till I got the answer I wanted. I kept all photos of him that I could get my hands on and would stare at them for the longest time just dreaming that he knew I existed.

I memorised his car plate number, his address (drove past his house a few times just for kicks), his family members, his parent's age and occupation, his telephone number, his birthday, and even his sibling's birthdays. I may be able to give it all to you now off the back of my head if you ask nicely =P When I bump into his family members, I'd look down and avoid eye contact, as if they knew who I was.. *cringe*

I kept a diary where I wrote all my sightings of him for the day. What he was wearing, what he was doing (even when he combed his hair back with his hand), who he was with, what did I manage to eavesdrop from his conversations. When permitting, I would even put how far he was from me (closer than 1 m would be damn exciting stuff!) I think I still have the diary sitting somewhere..LOL

I even wrote a letter that I imagined I would send to him and signed it off with my own blood. Well, I didnt make myself bleed on purpose for the letter, I accidentally cut myself and thought why waste the blood.

I called him up in the middle of the day when I knew he was home and let him pick up the phone, where I'd just keep quiet just to hear him say hello again, aggitated. Then I'd hang up.

Fortunately, I didn't turn out as bad as all of you might assume. I do not have a psychiatric record nor a criminal record, as of yet. But the last time I heard bout him, he's not exactly the picture of mental health either. I heard he's a freak, albeit still a cute one.

I cringe when I look back..I'm actually cringing now typing all this down. This is a 100% true story!I promise kennY!

Now can I pretty-pretty please get the pretty phone? =) email: oink.oink84@gmail.com

There's this guy, named CWK, who was after me. Here are some of his desperate attempts:

(1) During one of the pasar malam nite at my taman, he bought all the petai from one of the pasar malam stalls. Then he ate all the hardcore raw petai right in front of my eyes. Took him almost 2 hours to finish all. Why petai?? Well, he asked one of my friends, what do I like to eat?? My genius friend just blurted out PETAI. He was just lucky that my friend didn't say shit. And I hate petai the most.

(2) There's this one day that he kept coming to my house with the excuse of borrowing toilet because he claimed that the toilet at his house rosak already. He came every freaking 30mins or so to my house just to borrow toilet. And he used it less than a second. His house is in the other taman, which is quite far from my house.

(3) He invited himself to dinner at my house one nite. So, me and my housemates had no choice but to eat with him since he had bought all the fooods for us. Out of sudden, he just pretended that he was choking on his food. Expecting me to go to his rescue. Too bad, my other hsemate rescued him. How I knew that he was pretending?? Because when my other hsemate rescued him, he straight said that he's ok, and continue eating like a pig.

(4) There's this one time, he came over to me and told me something like this: I'm actually from China. I came here illegally.....(lots of boring explanation here that I've forgotten). This is the funniest part: Would you marry me?? Because if you don't marry me, I will be forced back to China where I will be seriously abused by my aunt. Please marry me!! I answered him NO, and walked off.

(5) This is the most extreme attempt by him: He camped right outside of my house for 4 days and 4 nights. Neighbors looked at all of us one kind already. I have to call police to halau him away, after all the reasoning and soft-talking failed.

So, that's it. Until today I still wonder where on earth he got all his ideas from. I don't know where is he now, for after the camping incident, police had warned him not to come near me anymore. I was given a letter from the police/court regarding this. Later, all of us moved from there because we just couldn't stand that kind-of-stare that our neighbors were giving us.

God bless whoever-his-future-gf is. Sicko!!

Hi :{

I'm in this weird mood today, but I think your topic fits purrr-fectly into the feelings that I have now.

4 years ago, after a "heavy heart break" with another guy that I've met online, I got to know my current boyfriend on mIrc. We immediately got together within a week, but I wasn't serious at that point. He "attacked" me at my weakest point. So, tell me, which girl wouldn't take up the offer (furthermore I'm not really pretty nor am I a hot babe)?

2 months past. Shit. I'm now slowly falling for this guy. Whom I did not know who he was, whom I had clueless idea of friends that he have and who were his family members.

Then, one fine day, he had high fever and I got so worried. Bear in mind that we were in a long distance relationship at that time. The only thing that I could do as a gf was to call and check on him once every half hour. Results? He was better after a day or two, but he said things like "I'm not sure if I'm able to accept you as 'who' you are" which really did hurt me then :( So size does matters sometimes.

Then, a month later, he was asked to be the bestman for a good friend. He also asked me if I could come to find him. It would be the first time that I'm meeting this guy whom I considered my bf although I've never met him before (yes..for the past 4 months!) It took me alot of courage and effort to finally make my way from Malacca to Taiping. Friends were worried that I could be kidnapped or others, so one of my friend and her bf decided to drive me there personally.

I feel in love with him immediately when I saw him. He accepted me as well. Those were sweet memories.

Now, at this very minute, I wondered if being desperate at that point of time was the corrent thing to do.

Dear - YES I was desperate for love then. And, I still do now. I wished you made more effort for me all these while. I wished I did not have to wait downstairs at your apartment, trying to wake you up on your mobile by leaving 40+ miss calls and waited about 2 hours in the car. I wished all the small little things that I've done for you was worth every little bit of it.I love you very much, but it hurts. What should I do?

I'm desperate for love, so therefore I'll probably hang on. Just like the song StickWitU by Pussycat Dolls:

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
Seems like everybody is breaking up
And throwing their love away
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

Dear MeiMei,

Exciting stuffs you got there. But with the pleading of phone should be handed to you makes you story "unreal" and "created".

Dear teamix,

Nice desperate story. :)

forget about LG choco..can i have the Crocs Islander, plssssss... :D :D :D

This guy who was after me drove me up the wall with his incessant text messages. He's send me text asking, "Had you dinner? What did you eat?" At first, I replied his text out of politeness. After a week, I ignored them.

He did not give up. Then came my birthday. He gave me a branded pen. I was kind of surprised and questioned that gift. "Give you means it's yours lah," was his answer. Again, as friends, I accepted it.

Later on, he gave me creepy looks. Looked that made me feel as if he was able to invade my privacy. I tried to ignore him but it got worse. I did not feel comfortable when he is present. The last straw came when he secretly took a photo of me with his mobile phone when I wasn't paying attention. When I confronted him, he threatened to forward it to every guy he knows.

I told him off there and then. I wonder if he has absorbed my words.

Wait KENNY SIA! My 'desperate addict'story is coming up real soon..This is my very first time joining a competition through your blog..

P/S : I somehow got hooked on with reading your blog eversince my sis (Flo who won the Crocs) gave me ur url..Damn, now im a desperate addict for blogs, esp your's! *smack on the head* heh..

I read your blog religiously. Unfortunately, I don't live in malaysia so I can't win the phone, funny story or not. In anycase, if you wanna see "desperate addicts", try poking your head into a singaporean secondary school. Boys show their desperation by, uh, doing nothing OR writing grammatically flawed love notes to girls they have a crush on, who happen to be, yes, gramma nazi's.

Uhm dude, when you say desperate addicts, do you mean they enjoy being desperate since they're addicted to it? Or they develop a terminal annoyance as a result of being desperate...

LG PHONE............!!!! I swear, the Koreans make better and better phones everyday.

kenny,i really need it,my phone just spoilt yesterday,then lucky i visit your post just now.i want it like my breath,i cant live without phone.

I now studying in UTAR.I don't get ptptn(gov loan),need to work.I really need this phone because my home at kedah.I study in kl,pj.My grand mum alone at kampung there.I wish to call her every night,since yesterday,i cant call her.I believe she is now really worry about me.

I can go as far then sg. wang(beause there have a lot 'wang').I really despriate of it,to show you my honours,i write a poem for you.

My lovely fatty kenny,
god will always bless you,
now i don't have any penny,
wish you show to my grand mum the good of you.

good nite!
(sorry to my poor english).

OKAY. YOURE GONNA THINK IM FREAKING WEIRD AFTER THIS. BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT, AND DONT DO IT YOURSELF, COS IT DOSENT WORK.
okay, so im totally in love with this guy right. no wait, hes a GOD. he is a fucking GOD.
first day i meet him, he looks like a GOD. he even has rings of purple around his head, just like buddha does, but even brighter. he was working at this restaurant. and i didnt know what to do when i saw him. he was just the greatest thing i had ever seen. like, his hotness was insane crazy insane that i felt scared to even touch him in case i got burnt with his hotness. TSS. so, the next day i go back and i ask for a job. they werent giving one away, so i told them that i am actually from THE STAR newspaper doing a cover on "minimum wage in malaysia and it's effects on modern globalization" i had no fucking idea what it blinking meant, but to the owner, it sounded impressive so he signed me up for a week. AHHHHAHAHH! i was estatic. so, i managed to talk to the guy. his voice was like.. ok, his voice sounded like BUDDHA+JESUS+BRAD+OPRAH all mixed into one. his words were like.. seriously i dont even remeber what he said to me, but he definately wasnt interested in me. as muched as i want to hope and pray he definately wasnt. i worked as a waiter, and he was behind the bar. i found out a few things about him, his email, phone number and ADDRESS. hoho. i am a professional lover/stalker now. i hardly ever spoke to him, i just searched the restaurant's computer for his details. sometimes, im even scared of breathing near him. i dont wanna take up his sacred oxygen. that will cause a serious unbalance to the world's extinct population of hottness. so after a week, i had to leave. but, i had his address!!!! and his number.. =O the same night i left my 'cover job' i went to mph and bought this book about witchcraft. i then made a spell for love. the ingredients and actions were stupid as hell, but what the heck. i had to go out at 2. am to seven 11 and buy two packets of condoms. the book said that it was so that it will bless my future mind blowing sex with the guy. if that was the case, ill gladly buy every condom in malaysia. so, i got the ingredients and burnt them, and then went to his house and spread the ashes on his front porch. his cat was sleeping on the top of his car, so i chucked some ash on it's fur as well. the next thing i did was call him. i dont know why i called him, i didnt dare ask him out or anything, but i just wanted him so bad.
so basically, this was our conversation.
me: HEY!!
guy: hello.
me: hi hi!
silence..
guy; err.. who;s dis?
me: oh! sorry! i am from the ministry of the city council. (wth does that mean???)
guy: oh.. ok. what can i do for you?
me: we are running a project that needs curent and accurate statistics from our community. i would like to ask you about your local.. local.. indian temple.
guy: what?
me; err. local indian temple.
guy: err. ok.
me: so, does the burning and smoke from the temple distrub you at all?
guy: no.
me: does the smell from the coconut milk irritate you?
guy: err. no.
me: how do you feel about free food that is given to the poor at the temple?
guy: i think it is good.
me: so, how do you feel about sex before marrige?
guy: what??
me: thank you. goodbye.
and ill put down the phone.
i did that only once. i didnt dare call back in case he recognised my voice.
i also took photos of him working in the restaurant, and i printed it out on stickers, and every night, before i sleep, i stick a sticker on my lucky birth mark that is on my right buttock.
i have no idea what sort of music he likes, so i send him different cd's every two weeks. i write a note on it saying it is from hit's f.m. or just crap something.
you know how u see in the movies, when your boyfriend'girlfriend wants to surpirse you at night when you are sleeping. so, i wanted to do that for him. he didnt know we at all, and it might be a lil creepy for him seeing a person he does not know at all below his window. but i dont care. i just had to do it. ive seen it so many times in the movies, i just had to try it! so, i bought a bunch of red roses and candles and a fat big red ribbon. and i waited until it was 3.00 a.m. and then went to his house. and i tied the ribbon wround my waist. (I AM THE PRESENT. hoho.) and lit the candles and held the bunch of roses. then i took the pebbles from the road and threw it at the first window i saw, which was right of the house door. (I HAD NO IDEA WHICH ONE WAS HIS WINDOW) i threw a small one first, but the window was too far and too high. so i figured if i threw a heavier one, by some bloody physics miracle+ calculation, the energy would add up and cause the pebble to travel further. i threw a couple of times but missed. i kept on hitting the grail. so, i threw the last time and the bloody pebble hit his window and blinking made a hole through it. it didnt crack and break the whole window. it just made a hole in it. the lights went on, and i started freaking out. i ran, leaving the roses and the candles behind, with the stupid ribbon on my waist i ran.
i tihnk that pretty much sums up how much of an idiot i am. but i am so in love with him. maybe it is just lust. but i want him so bad! after a couple of weeks, i walked by the restaurant and saw him with his hands over a girl, laughing like she had just made the world's most fantastic joke. -.- there isnt much space left to type, but i sorta found out where she lived. she had a tank of fish and a cute shih-tzu on her porch. i climbed over the gate in the middle of the night. (THANK BLOODY GOD THERE IS NO SENSOR ALARM. I TESTED FIRST BY THROWING TOILET ROLLS OVER THE GATE) i gave the dog a hair cut.. hahha. like a ridiculous haircut. and then i pulled two of her fishes out of the tank and brought it home with me. it case they ever do get married, i will cook the fish and eat it to their celebration.

I came across with “kennysia” last year when my friend told me about the existing of this so call Kuching’s blogger who wrote so well. I paid no attention (coz I think: it’s nothing wad, just a blogger, I don’t have so much time to pay visit either) to this name until lately. Two months ago I came across with this name again and I started to visit kennysia.com. And u know wad? The first day, I read one post, the second day, I still read one post, the 3rd day, I read 2 post, 4th day-3 post…. And it continues until I spent whole day reading kennysia’s history. And finally I managed to finish it all within a week, but too bad, I can’t access those protected post… I asked for the password but I think my mail was dropped into the deep blue sea when he went to New Zealand. Anyway, u think it’s easy to do so oh,…. I’m still a uni student who’s busy with final year project, mountains of assignments/books to finish…. But wad to do…. There’s just a desperate addict…

When I was still in F.3. I was classmates with this boy N. Now N was obsessed with my friend S. He would stalk her even to her part time job! He even bought her hp number off a guy for RM5 a digit. When her birthday approached he did the unthinkable. He went up to her on his knee's and sang "eye's on me" (final fantasy's theme) and presented her a teddy bear, some mechaical pencils and a pair of earrings like he was proposing to her. Luckily only a few ppl were present and S walked off cooly leaving a shocked N behind.... But did N give up? NOOOOOO he continued his stalking until S's "brother's" knocked some sense into him.

Currently N is obessing over Anime Girl's.

Dear iwilleatyourpetfrogalive,

You are damn right you are freaking weird.

Cheers.

I was an addict to depression. How? U see, love songs were a hit during high school period and they have otten all over me during that time. So, in order to really enjoy and "feel" the emotion, I get myself into relationships and made sure that I was really in love with that guy.. until when it reaches climax, i'll make the guy break up with me and i'll start crying... that's why I felt that love songs were my companions and not friends. After I got over with the guy, I'll start the cycle all over again. I thought love songs were everything in my life.

In order to win a guy's heart, I was willing to do anything. In my opinion, guys cannot resist temptation. And so, I started to seduce to whoever I think that I wanted to own.

I remembered writing a love letter to this guy whom I thought that I love so much. I wrote him a few pages of love letter and post it to him. I remembered I told him that I will only let him go if he found someone better than me. In the end, 4 yrs later, he wanted to come back to me and I regretted what I wrote. Damn damn regret.

Thinking back on the past, I was silly.

I don't think my story is half as interesting as any of the above but.. its worth a shot.

Mr Kenny Sia.. The only thing i'm addicted to other than shopping and eating is reading your blog. Ever since the first time i read your blog.. I thought that you were a super super funny person. After that i went to read most of your entries in your archives and slowly i became addicted to your blog.Your sense of humour..your style of writing..your wisdom(relative to your age)..your success.. all of those have made me become addicted to kennysia.com.. I would check your blog everyday even though I had a lot to do... because your blog lights up my day(when its a funny post.. if its a sad post i'll be sad too..) I am a shy and quiet person and i never would have entered such competitions.. your blog (and the beauty of the phone..) have inspired me to write in when its way past my bedtime.. so.. i really really hope i can get the phone....

I was so into my lecturer but i didnt know how to tell him during that time. He's 4 years older than me.
I was so lazy back then. I seldom do my work and all. However, da previous semester he was my lecturer, and i swear that was the most tutorial record i had in my 4 years uni life.
XD
I look for him for tutorial every single chance i had with him. And we got so close that my classmates even said that we were flirting. (that i'm not sure, perhaps it's just me ;p)
Now, we're as close as friends. He's not my lecturer anymore however we still hang out.
yay.

when i started dating my bf, i find that he still keeps in contact with his ex or to say his ex LOVES to contact him. i didn't mind at first but after a few times i realise the ex seems to enjoy talking about their past. being paranoid like always, i started to check on her.

i would stalk her friendster profile every single day. scrutinise every picture she has. analyse every single blog entry she posted. comparing myself to her. man.. i would spend hours everyday just doing that!

things got worse when somehow i got hold of her passwords (*coughs* dont ask me how i did but i did). i would spend hours reading through her emails, checking through her phone bill statements, looking at the photos in her inbox. hell, i would even go through her pictures in her multiply site. i am practically a cyber stalker who is obsessed with her life!

anyway, after talking through with my bf, i think it was silly of me to get so upset and psycho over this ex. and sad to say, it took me a year to get over it. such a waste of my precious time and the person who got hurt the most was me (reading through all those crappy emails of her was a pain - esp when it was the "unintentional" email of "hi, im jealous cos u have a new gf"). sigh. how stupid was i. well, just a story of my desperate addiction towards a bf's ex. zzz.

The desperate Egyptian man.

Well first of all, this story is about my friend.

She was on a holiday trip with her family to Egypt. So being us Malaysian, we wear what we like, nothing too revealing and nothing too closed up. Furthermore knowning that Egypt is a hot area, we tend to wear less cloth for our own comfort. So okay lah, she and her family was visiting the Pyramid's of Giza when a huge flock of man came flooding towards her. They were crazy over her, some even proposed to her saying that they will give her camels, other try to out do another by giving a slightly better proposal.

Really desperate lor. See asian girl with so much cloth on her already goo goo gah gah all over her. Seriously desperate lor. Imagine if it was an ang moh, with big neh neh and wearing more revealing cloths. I think they fight until someone die also they don't mind man.

Seeing a lady dress in so little cloth on the streets of Egypt is like seeing rain in a dessert. Because it's so rare. They normally wear those ninja turtle costume.

Actually, coming to think of it, i wonder how they know if a girl is chun or not. haha..imagine judging a girls beauty through her eyes. crazy.

Which explains how desperate people would all out just to marry

NOTE: HAPPENED LAST YEAR.
My boyfriend spent his 3months rent(apt) money to get me back and I didn't even know about it only until we got together, but luck was on his side and we moved into a new apt(he got kicked out and we hunted for a new place to stay).

We both paid for the rent then and things are looking good between us up until now, I have never been more in love with this desperate-addict :).

Ahh.. my own experience happened three years ago when I fell for this girl I meet thru a friend… hmm..she’s hot..pretty..and everything… arghz..back to the true story.. I wanted her so much to notice me so I decided to give her flowers like anyone would and give her a big warm hug to melt her heart. I waited outside her house one really dark night and got one of her friend to ask her out, when I saw someone coming out of house and I ran up and gave her a big hug whispering I love you. But something felt wrong, whatever she was wearing that night, was sure hairy. Then I heard someone coughed and I let got of ‘her’ and realize it was her shirtless father I hugged. I end up standing there for more than an hour getting lectured by his hairy chest-ed father.

lets see....i liked a guy in college and it was his birthday so i gave him a birthday card with RM50 inside for a birthday present...

he told me he loves me but we stayed friends then suddenly...he started avoiding me online...so i started "stalking" him in college...i was desperate to clear things up if there is any misunderstanding that i tried talking to the sister...but she branded me a stalker instead...uhuh...right..

anyway it gradually it died down then 2 years later i read a blog entry of his fren which says that this guy told him that that i gave this guy an "angpow" of RM50...as well as i was "delusional" bcoz i thought he likes me when he does not...

he contacted me again to apologized i forgot momentarily that someone who does the disappearing act can be such as asshole...so i forgave him...then i read the entry abt a month later n i got furious!

so i took my revenge by juz posting a comment n in it is just a short diary entry of what he wrote/sent to me...

so now he "dissappeared" again from MSN...hahah p/s this guy is some "furious boobs" brother... =P till now he still thinks he is right... =S

anyway his actions and story has "inspired" me to write a story (link posted in the URL column) for my writing classes n i actually got a HD for it..

this whole incident is not hilarious actually...but amusing if u were to read the excerpt of how i imagine my punishment which i will inflict on him if i had it my way..some ppl's behaviour r juz so ridiculous...

now dat i sort of settled the score even...i dun give a shit anything concerning him anymore... ;)

it took me more 3 hours to read through your entries... hahah.. but enjoyed them...

Well this is a personal experience, its pretty sad/desperate... at least i think so

Anyway it was back in form 2 , there was this girl i really liked, liked as in ever since primary 3. So imagine i had liked her for 5 years. After mustering up all the 5 years long frustration, i finally had enough couraged to ask her out. I had it all planned out to ask her as soon as class started in the morning. So on that particular day i came early, got everything set up, made sure i had my balls with me and stuff. And then just so on that day the morning started out with a test, before i could even say anything we were already seperated to do a test.

I'm sure many of you would know how i