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23 October 2006
Short Talk:
kennysia.com has again outgrown its current server capacity, and will be moving over to a new home this coming week. I'll be moving in with cheeserland.com and kuchingkayak.com.
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LG KG810 Chocolate Phone Review
LG makes sexy phones, and one of the latest additions to the Korean's bevy of beauties is the LG KG810 Chocolate phone.

I was sent a review unit of the new KG810, and this one truly knocks my socks off. The KG810 retains much of its specifications from its predecessor, just that instead of sliding out, this one flips open. The change in design allows the KG810 to be slimmer and lighter compared to the original, making it no thicker than a bar of chocolate.

Presentation obviously matters a lot to LG.
Even the box packaging that the phone comes with is constructed exquisitely with a magnetic lock. It actually looks more like a gift box than the packaging of a phone. This is in stark contrast with the packaging from most other phone manufacturers, which looks like they're made from egg carton boxes.

As mentioned earlier, the KG810 is a fashion phone. It is made to appeal to fashionistas who are style conscious and want to be seen out and about holding a luxurious phone. It is not made for geeks who want full-featured phone, camera, camcorder, laptop computer, toaster and fax machine all combined into one FAT BULKY package.

Which of these would you rather be seen in the club with?
There are phones out there made for those (they cost about RM3,000 a piece and look like a glorified bar of soap), but the KG810 is not it. You don't wear a pair of Ferragamos to a construction site and complain when a nail pierced through your soles, because it is not made for that. Which is why I don't understand why critics are whining about the Chocolate's 1.3MP camera not having an expandable memory slot.
Frankly speaking 1.3MP camera and 128MB of internal memory is more than enough for a majority of people. I even took some test shots with the phone's built-in camera.

Unedited photo taken with the LG KG810, and without the model's permission
And the results turn out pretty good!
The phone's got pretty good connectivity too. If I forget to bring my camera when I'm out, I can easily Bluetooth incriminating photos taken with my phone over to my laptop, then GPRS them up the Internet.
If you have the habit of listening to MP3s on your phone, then you'll love the KG810. The external LCD and red touch-sensitive interface, modelled after the original Chocolate, is built exactly for that purpose. Hook it up with the included earphones and you can even tune into your favourite FM radios.

What I love about the LG KG810:
- The buttons on the keypad are smooth and velvety to touch. It gets ridiculously addictive just rolling my thumb around keypad for fun.
- The sleek form factor and the elegant design (really, that's the whole point of a fashion phone isn't it?)
- Its big big LCD screen. That makes watching famous clips like the Police Nude Squat video, Miri Schoolgirl Fight video and Tammy NYP all the more exciting.
- The external LCD screen and touch-sensitive buttons that remain hidden unless activated.
- Zoo Zoo Club and Sudoku. The default games comes in especially handy during my extended toilet session, now that I'm on detox.
- It passes the kennysia.com Drop Test™. Don't you hate the feeling when you dropped a new phone? Despite how thin it is, the KG810 is solidly built. I accidentally dropped it from a staircase once, but when I rushed to pick it up it is still working fine. There's not even a scratch on its glossy exterior.

What the LG KG810 can improve upon:
- The user interface can get quite a bit of getting used to.
- The predictive text input for SMS-ing is not very good at predicting.
- Although the built-in camera takes decent pics, its performance is a bit too sluggish for my liking. There's a delay of about 1 second between pressing the shutter button and actually taking the photo.

I simply enjoy taking this phone for my night-outs. There's no denying that a beauty like the KG810 looks a lot more in place in a swanky high end bar than my ugly PDA phone. I particularly love the envious look on my friends' faces as I slip the phone out from my pocket to answer a call.
Everytime I do that, all the girls would be asking to play with my new phone afterwards.
If only I could say the same about my coconuts.
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74 Comments:
I want LG phone. Gimme gimme. I don't want your coconuts
Posted by: ricadoe at 23 October 2006 12:09 AM | Link to comment
wow... nice stuff.
Posted by: julian sabah at 23 October 2006 12:11 AM | Link to comment
what tat strap for ????
looks like motorola razor
Posted by: Jessica at 23 October 2006 12:11 AM | Link to comment
Classy phone..
Are the coconuts as classy as the phone?? NO!
Posted by: o_die_fast at 23 October 2006 12:26 AM | Link to comment
i suppose another of the phone's weakness is that the cover screen tends to get greasy with oily hands?
anyway, im a Nokia fan.. lol
Posted by: ryn at 23 October 2006 12:27 AM | Link to comment
LG is coming up with these impressive fashion statement phones. but one thing i'd really like to know is the "user-friendliness" of this phone. some one please shed some light.
Posted by: bastian at 23 October 2006 12:36 AM | Link to comment
Aah, nice review of the phone.
But whoops, I still prefer Nokia ;) Oh, I got a feeling there'll be a "which phone is better contest" soon.
Must make sure I come back to read them all, that'll get me out of my stress, hopefully :)
Posted by: Ray
at 23 October 2006
12:42 AM | Link to comment
WHAT HAPPEN 2 UR COCONUT?
Posted by: Horny Ang Moh at 23 October 2006 12:47 AM | Link to comment
Nice and stylish phone. Too bad I already have two phones with me and relied too much on these two.
By the way, your coconut ah, if fall from staircase it wont scratch like that LG kah? :D
Posted by: sr215 at 23 October 2006 1:02 AM | Link to comment
LG is coming up with these impressive fashion statement phones. but one thing i'd really like to know is the "user-friendliness" of this phone. some one please shed some light.
Posted by: bastian at 23 October 2006 1:05 AM | Link to comment
haha i still dnt know if i would go for LG but it does look like a nice fon :)
Posted by: kenneth at 23 October 2006 1:06 AM | Link to comment
Damn it, Kenny. Stop updating and start reading em LG white chocolate comments!
LG WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!!!! *salivates*
You better let me have it or im gonna die of anorexia!
seriously.
Posted by: Aimee at 23 October 2006 1:08 AM | Link to comment
I want the LG chocolate...How come u always get free 'review unit' from LG? u get to keep em? so unfair... i wannt b blogger oso.. i wanna b like kenny, i want to get free stuff :p
Posted by: Martha at 23 October 2006 1:10 AM | Link to comment
Hehe I like playing zoozoo club for toilet session too! Hoping I can break the yesterday's record.
But i'm skeptical by not leaving a single scratch after a drop from the stairwell.
I hope they can include a piece of anti-static cloth or lint-free cloth to wipe the precious phone.
Posted by: meekiee at 23 October 2006 1:22 AM | Link to comment
I rather have your coconuts than the phone really. =)
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 23 October 2006 1:31 AM | Link to comment
not giving tis one out eh? it looks okay but i still think motorola razr is the best looking phone..
Posted by: jos at 23 October 2006 1:39 AM | Link to comment
i didnt used to like LG phones, but those that you reviewed look fab!
Posted by: hx at 23 October 2006 1:41 AM | Link to comment
Like it but I damn hate changing mobile phone. It always took me atleast 2 weeks or even more everytime I changed phone just to get use to all the fucking new keys & functions. KNN CCB different brand/model different patterns... (How I wish they will be like girls' cheexxx... always same location & same function...) Haiya, what to do? Me 60th version old man cannot learn that fast like you young cocks & young pussies...
Posted by: Wilson at 23 October 2006 2:01 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, maybe you should quote the RRP for Singapore too...?
Posted by: EA Cheng at 23 October 2006 3:48 AM | Link to comment
Sorry for the accidental spam.
I'm such a bloody idiot sometimes. Okay, most of the time. XD
Posted by: NicEviL at 23 October 2006 4:57 AM | Link to comment
nice phone :)
Posted by: romanov at 23 October 2006 5:14 AM | Link to comment
hiptop. hiptop's new and in.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 23 October 2006 6:15 AM | Link to comment
wow. this phone looks even better than it's orginal. i think i am in love?
Posted by: Mandy at 23 October 2006 6:44 AM | Link to comment
Wow, nice stuff. Acceptable price.
Posted by: Chris at 23 October 2006 7:15 AM | Link to comment
wow. NO memory card slot, NO speakerphone, 1.3mp camera? weak EDGE? extremely horrible battery life? tri-band? what a pathetic effort on LG's behalf at mimicking RAZR. for the same price you can now get the motorola KRZR K1. 2mp camera, mi...
Posted by: Richard at 23 October 2006 8:21 AM | Link to comment
kenny is a sex maniac.. hamsap!
Posted by: hgdswew at 23 October 2006 8:24 AM | Link to comment
Hmm seems like ur blog changed to "advertisement blog" yea? tsk tsk tsk.. Do you get paid to do this adv.? Most probably, huh?
Posted by: Marilyn at 23 October 2006 10:28 AM | Link to comment
Asking for 2.0MP is not an overkill because every other new phone on the market is boasting better specifications at a smaller size.
Posted by: Kelvin at 23 October 2006 12:10 PM | Link to comment
wat is that small thing next to the phone? the rectangular thing? Nice phone though.. i wanna change phone!!! How nice if it were to come in pink! =)
Posted by: -Princess Shin- at 23 October 2006 12:15 PM | Link to comment
Dude, enough about LG, I would rather have a piece of real chocolate, the new phones from Nokia and Ericsson beats the shit out of anything by LG.
Posted by: vidar at 23 October 2006 12:55 PM | Link to comment
chocolate coconuts!
get LG to name their next phone model that!
Posted by: mia at 23 October 2006 1:12 PM | Link to comment
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI KENNY!!!
Posted by: malay at 23 October 2006 1:24 PM | Link to comment
it looks sleek!
but i din like e pics taken by e cam...
and 1.3MP is kinda back dated...
i prefer sony ericsson's hp but their joysticks sucks...
always spoil after abt 1yr
Posted by: Wei De at 23 October 2006 1:26 PM | Link to comment
Haha..tot that was another give away of LG phone and i am an early bird to read ~sob....
Posted by: K@ng at 23 October 2006 1:34 PM | Link to comment
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love ittttt!!! XDXD
Posted by: Kei at 23 October 2006 2:31 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, reviewing products may earn you a little bit of money for advertising and all, but really, I don't think this is what your blog should be about. =/
Posted by: Adam at 23 October 2006 2:46 PM | Link to comment
OWO!! i love LG chocolate!!! X3
Posted by: KaedE at 23 October 2006 3:07 PM | Link to comment
LG is crap and LG stands for Low Grade!
Posted by: LG user at 23 October 2006 3:49 PM | Link to comment
Now I feel like buying this phone........
Posted by: Mandy at 23 October 2006 4:03 PM | Link to comment
dude, when will you be reviewing computers, pineapples or hairgel? c'om, we read your blog not for your review, but for your daily rants.
it pains me when you have to be so politically correct in reviewing an ugly product like crocs.
Posted by: mangowithice at 23 October 2006 4:17 PM | Link to comment
Mmmm... Looks yummy. =p
Posted by: Minz at 23 October 2006 5:00 PM | Link to comment
"I hope they can include a piece of anti-static cloth or lint-free cloth to wipe the precious phone."
The strap they included is the thing to wipe it with, one side of it is soft and cottony, use it to wipe the screen, although it easier just to wipe it down my jeans clad thigh.
Btw Kenny, nice phone and yes, considering how slim and fragile looking it is, it does stand up to the drop test, coz I dropped mine. =P
(and great review, the reasons why I bought mine is all listed)
Posted by: Jenn at 23 October 2006 5:23 PM | Link to comment
RM 1299? For that swanky phone??
Gotta be kidding...must start saving money for it.Lol. Good one with the coconuts.
Posted by: MichelleY at 23 October 2006 7:14 PM | Link to comment
That's a decent price for a phone like that. Have to get one soon!
Posted by: Tans at 23 October 2006 7:56 PM | Link to comment
Well, I would prefer having the model's phone number rather than the phone...
Posted by: Porcupine at 23 October 2006 8:45 PM | Link to comment
Can I win the phone from ur blog?
pls make a contest on it!! *^^*
Posted by: bubbles at 23 October 2006 8:46 PM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny,
It was nice to meet you over at soho last friday.
cheers, daphnie
ps: what happened to the picture?
Posted by: daphnie at 23 October 2006 10:37 PM | Link to comment
nice phone
Posted by: alvin at 23 October 2006 11:28 PM | Link to comment
the blog is getting commercial...
Posted by: yc at 24 October 2006 12:21 AM | Link to comment
Oh god.
The comment where I talked about the new cellphone bling* in the states got deleted...
Previous comment that got deleted
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Fashion Phone you say ? A chocolate bar is fashionable ?
Come on dude.
Get in the current wave.
In the states it's all about the blingbling on cellphones, yo.
Now that's fashion.
Check it out.
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It was really a test.
If I were to say something that goes against your review, what would happen ? In this case, I merely talked about the new wave of cellphone bling*.
Would you respect my point of view ?
Or would you just delete my comment, along with all the other comments that goes against your post ?
I thought you had big balls kenny.
Did the free stuff and pressure from advertising companies shrink those balls ?
Posted by: NicEviL at 24 October 2006 12:45 AM | Link to comment
how much LG pay you to do this, kenny?
Posted by: james at 24 October 2006 1:06 AM | Link to comment
NicEvil, the deletion of your comment was purely accidental. If you noticed, all the negative comments about the phone was published here as usual. If I were serious about being a nazi here, I'd have deleted them as well.
james, nothing. This is indeed my honest review.
Posted by: kennysia
at 24 October 2006
1:08 AM | Link to comment
haha..looking thru the comments seem that there are few readers dun wan u to be hotmail but gmail...former with commercials and later without...
Posted by: kingkongkang at 24 October 2006 2:22 AM | Link to comment
Hey dude, like to tell tne nice evil, here in the state ,cellphones are a few years behind Asia. analog phones aka house bricks are still around.
Posted by: e at 24 October 2006 1:20 PM | Link to comment
i'm so bore here as i was forced to be on duty today in the office ! so don't mind me, I just going to insert a comment on every blog that i'd read today...
hmmm... just curious to know. u hv a full time job right ? how on earth you manage to blog so much, replying hundreds of emails, chat on msn, read hundreds of comments, travel around, attend functions and getting all the popularity and still stays insane huh ? do you sleep ?…
Posted by: dannie at 24 October 2006 3:23 PM | Link to comment
kenny's face will be on the billboards soon holding an LG.
Posted by: luzzio at 24 October 2006 5:19 PM | Link to comment
Am usin LG chocolate now & It really earned me lots of envious eyes wherever I go. Whether its at work or in da club.
The functionality of the phone is very much like Nokia, i would say, which is why its very easy to learn up.
I love LG chocolate, its so nice & chic & sleek.
Posted by: mil mil at 24 October 2006 9:27 PM | Link to comment
Coconuts? Are you sure they're not prunes?
Posted by: Jacq at 24 October 2006 10:29 PM | Link to comment
lol.my bad.damn i suck.
Posted by: NicEviL at 24 October 2006 11:44 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, do you review it based on the look, or the functionality of the phone? Or because yougot it for free??
Personal opinion, it looks like RAZR + KRZR. Chocolate is a piece of crap if you really know what you are talking about!
Posted by: LGsux at 24 October 2006 11:52 PM | Link to comment
That phone looks phunky with a p.h.!
YUM!! ABSOLUT MANDARIN = MY LOVE!!! But I must say, it tastes better mixed than neat... but that's just me hehe
Posted by: Bek at 25 October 2006 2:09 AM | Link to comment
Wow. Someone actually tried to make me look bad.
Buddy, that's my job, okay. You do it in such a poor stupid way.
What the fuck man.
"lol.my bad.damn i suck."
So poorly made. Whoever this was, you must've had the intelligence of a cow to not know the use of spaces in sentences.
Degrade me, shame me, I don't mind. But please, please, do it properly. :)
Oh kenny, you actually replied and apologized.
How professional. :)
Just playing dude. Don't mind me, you have a great blog going here.
One thing I can't seem to understand.
I accidently posted the cellphone bling* comment 3 times. And it was deleted accidently by you. Okay. Shit happens. I know.
But somehow my comment about myself being a bloody idiot was not accidently deleted ?
From this, I came to two conclusions.
First, you wrote an awesome program to delete comments that repeats itself. And it was the program's fault.
Second, you wanted to shame and stupidify me.
It's okay.
I didn't expect anyone to say 'thank you for your insights'. :)
Posted by: NicEviL at 25 October 2006 4:59 AM | Link to comment
EI y u delete my post !! cant accept the fact that ur FAT , UGLY and BALDING meh !!
Posted by: luke at 25 October 2006 5:28 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, this phone is good, but too bad the sound is not loud..how much u bought it?
Posted by: goolooloo at 25 October 2006 10:14 AM | Link to comment
*gosh.. kenny.. can you introduce me too the "model"? *gosh...
Posted by: daniel at 25 October 2006 5:57 PM | Link to comment
i think i'll get one like this. it's pretty useful.
Posted by: kelvin at 26 October 2006 6:54 PM | Link to comment
LOL.Again, it is my mistake and I suck so bad.Of course, I envy Kenny Sia for his immense popularity which I am unable to obtain.Damn, I am a loser.You can all tell this is the REAL me because I do it properly,like how I claimed a few posts up :)
Posted by: NicEviL at 26 October 2006 9:18 PM | Link to comment
How come u always review LG phone? are they paying u alot?
Posted by: Hagene at 26 October 2006 10:30 PM | Link to comment
yawn
Posted by: garbled at 27 October 2006 10:19 PM | Link to comment
dude u play sudoku when u in toilet?
sudahlah kek sai in toilet wan to kek ur brain also?
lol
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 November 2006 12:42 PM | Link to comment
hi kenny! i've been salivating on this phone for ages! I've forgotten about it until i saw your review on this site.
I immediately got on ebay and got it cheap cheap - $360ishy australian dollars
finally got it last night and I have to say - it soo rocks my socks!
Posted by: Will at 07 November 2006 8:10 AM | Link to comment
Hallo kenny!! i want to ask u , if i buy the LG phone , its nice for a girl?? Hehehe
Posted by: Mimie at 08 November 2006 9:18 AM | Link to comment
Hi All.
Was just wondering if te game ZooZoo Club is downloadable and if so, where will I be able to get it?
Posted by: Blade7007 at 10 November 2006 1:12 PM | Link to comment
wah... how many phone you change oledi ya?? =.=''
Posted by: prue at 06 October 2008 3:25 PM | Link to comment


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