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21 October 2006

Short Talk:

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Fortune Telling Can Sound Quite Wrong Too

Spotted at the Amarin Heavenly Thai restaurant at Midvalley Megamall, KL.

The nice restaurant has kindly provided astrological readings of one of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs, printed on their paper mats on table. This month's sign is... The Cock.

And somehow, everything just sounded so wrong.

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Possible scenario.

Girl 1: "So why did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "Oh. I consulted a Chinese fortune teller and he told me that we're not really that compatible."

Girl 1: "How come?"

Girl 2: "See, I told him my boyfriend is born in 1981. Immediately, the fortune teller said he's a cock."

Girl 1: "That's not good."

Girl 2: "Then I told him my boyfriend is born on a Tuesday. So he said he's a fighting cock."

Girl 1: "No wonder you two always argue."

Girl 2: "Yalah. Finally I told him my boyfriend is born in September. And he said..."

Girl 1: "Said what?"

Girl 2: "He said my boyfriend's a soft iron cock!" :(

Girl 1: !!!


:: Posted by Kenny at 1:53 AM | Link | Facebook It
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47 Comments:

wtf a soft iron cock..? ahaz a soft iron cock does really sounds stupid..why not hard iron cock..?

Posted by: littlemonster at 21 October 2006 1:57 AM | Link to comment

even though i dont really believe in this stuff, I'm a cock kept by man..... wtc is that.

Posted by: alcibald at 21 October 2006 1:59 AM | Link to comment

soft iron cock!!!!!

Posted by: ansem at 21 October 2006 2:00 AM | Link to comment

LOL.
"This cock is stupid."
AHAHAHA XD

Posted by: Kei at 21 October 2006 2:04 AM | Link to comment

Haha the phrasing is hilarious indeed.

Posted by: Ying at 21 October 2006 2:06 AM | Link to comment

"A Cock Picking Food Underneath People's Home" is "High-Quality Iron"?

How the heck do Feng Shui masters make up stuff like these?

Posted by: Zhen at 21 October 2006 2:53 AM | Link to comment

kenny...I think u got addicted with fortune teller kinda of stuff...btw, are u in kl now? dun forget take some hot chick's pic and show us...

Posted by: ting at 21 October 2006 3:03 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, I just wanna say thank you for shortalking me, in appreciation, I wud like to dedicate this to you....


http://script-of-your-life.blogspot.com/2006/10/i-seriously-have-to-get-back-to-studies.html#links

Posted by: Andrew Ho at 21 October 2006 4:34 AM | Link to comment

Is it straight translation...? Anyway, hope you won't mind as my new blog skin is quite similar to yours...

Posted by: EA Cheng at 21 October 2006 4:35 AM | Link to comment

Greetings from the United States. The strength of my curiosity got the hold on me.

Kenny, as impolite as it is, I have to ask, how much does your blog earn ? It's quite rare for a malaysian blog to have so much traffic.

I'm earning about USD 5000 per month at the moment with my new blog. But there is room for improvement. I see a hidden potential for malaysia. Unusually high blog readers.

It's a honest question. Feel free not to answer if you don't want to.

But if you fear readers will leave and think you're somehow robbing their moneh*, you're dead wrong.

You're just writing what you like and you're being rewarded because people like the things you write.

People don't need to come and read your blog if they don't want to. But they do. So it's okay to tell me how much your blog earns if you don't mind. Unless.. you truly fear that your readers will leave your blog ?

No more girls to cry for you ?

Come on....... it's an honest question.

Damn, I'm such a curious asshole........!!! >:D

Posted by: Roy at 21 October 2006 4:47 AM | Link to comment

hahahaha, soft iron cock, that's funny

Posted by: ericflai at 21 October 2006 5:00 AM | Link to comment

wei kenny! im an iron cock too! LOL. Why cant they just use the word "rooster" instead of "cock"???

Anyway, this cock not stupid. RESPECT THIS COCK! LOL

P.S. Happy Deepavali to everyone.

Posted by: julian sabah at 21 October 2006 6:15 AM | Link to comment

Falling in luv wif feng shui?
nway enjoying ur blog all the time :)

Posted by: Kelvin Tan at 21 October 2006 8:10 AM | Link to comment

lol, your entries are al about fortune telling lately xD

Posted by: anima at 21 October 2006 9:00 AM | Link to comment

don't believe in these things la... they limit u psychologically... without u realising...be free to be who u want to be! ;)

Posted by: windchaser at 21 October 2006 9:30 AM | Link to comment

huh? they talk what cock?

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 21 October 2006 9:33 AM | Link to comment

I'm born in 1983. Thus making me a "Pig" not a "Boar".

I bet in the menu, they refer "Rat" as "Mouse", "Ox" as "Cow" lor.

Posted by: Nonnie at 21 October 2006 9:37 AM | Link to comment

what the cock...

Posted by: Bernice at 21 October 2006 9:39 AM | Link to comment

wah...soft iron cock
hmm...
dun kn wat u referring to...

tsk tsk tsk

Posted by: Wei De at 21 October 2006 10:32 AM | Link to comment

LOL, what's all this cock stuff on the menu? Talk cock lah, haha!

Posted by: aesthari at 21 October 2006 10:38 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha.......Ur a soft iron cock har kenny?

Posted by: Hanna at 21 October 2006 10:56 AM | Link to comment

hey i've been there too!love the food!

and guess what?! they have these astrological readings in their every outlets..

Posted by: elaine at 21 October 2006 11:48 AM | Link to comment

aaahh...kennySia...u did it again... u've bored my dog to death again... yawwwwnnn...

Posted by: masterkenzox at 21 October 2006 12:27 PM | Link to comment

Kenny,
Stop talking cock!!

Posted by: Lilian Too at 21 October 2006 12:47 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, a number of your readers are really stupid and never learn to appreciate Chinese Feng Shui. Ironically, most of them are Chinese. They though they are clever enuf by saying "Feng Shui limit us psychologically" etc etc. I knew many people of this kind. None of them can be considered successful coz they always have out standing bills in their credit cards (they always work their shit out for the banks).

I take feng Shui as a guide and it will never limit my creativity. Feng Shui really works for me. Atleast I never face financial problem like them.

Again, soft iron, cast iron, high-quality iron are refered to type of iron that suit the ROOSTER person (To all the idiots out there, what I mean here 'Rooster Astrology Sign' and not mean that person is a rooster OK?!)

For those who believe,
Cast iron = alloy type metal.
High-quality iron = expensive iron like gold and platinum.
Soft iron = non magnetic metals.

Posted by: Feng Shui Believer at 21 October 2006 12:50 PM | Link to comment

Greetings from Singapore,

kenny, thanks to your links, i've gotten so much blog traffic i clinched a deal with a dot.com company and another advertising contract with an online clothing company who wants me to model their catalouge as well.

It works out to be a mere USD10K/yr at the moment with my new blog. But there is room for lots of improvement.

But if you fear readers will leave your blog for mine, you're right!
People don't need to come and read your blog if they don't want to.

I'm just writing what i like and i'm being rewarded because people like the things i write.
So it's okay to tell you how much my blog earns if you don't mind.

Unless.. you truly fear that your readers will leave your blog ?

I hope, as a girl, i didnt make you cry?

Come on....... i'm just being honest.

Damn, I'm such a bitch........!!!


(spoof)

U know i love u lots kenny! i still havent licked your teeth!

love,mia

Posted by: mia at 21 October 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment

HA! HA! HA! SO WHAT COCK R U?

Posted by: HORNY ANG MOH at 21 October 2006 1:30 PM | Link to comment

hoho!

Posted by: Salamahafifi at 21 October 2006 1:38 PM | Link to comment

y are there weird ppl leaving comments saying bout earning money etc.. -.- copy and pasted summore.. to that particular person who imitate mia (or maybe it IS her.. lolxxx) if u reli wanna sabotage kennysia.com readers, sigh, at least put some effort into it.. damn pathetic..

Posted by: s0hp0h at 21 October 2006 2:25 PM | Link to comment

Soft Iron cock! What about Hard Wooden Cock?

Posted by: Thanis at 21 October 2006 4:30 PM | Link to comment

fuck ur lame.

Posted by: -_-" at 21 October 2006 5:17 PM | Link to comment

better then a gay orgy cock and fucks everything up on it's path and spread STD.

Posted by: adrian at 21 October 2006 5:26 PM | Link to comment

soft iron isnt actually that soft

Posted by: andu at 21 October 2006 6:57 PM | Link to comment

Duralamin cock - the best cock.

Posted by: Alex at 21 October 2006 7:38 PM | Link to comment

muahaha...that's real funny...better highlight that to the restaurant

Posted by: Chris at 21 October 2006 8:43 PM | Link to comment

Nice template :) Greeeeen~

Posted by: Ray at 22 October 2006 1:50 PM | Link to comment

cuckoooo....
cock is a nice animal...
but i still like rabbits more...
there's 2 cocks in my family and 1 of them is soft cock like what u said...haha...SOFT...
*evil laugh*

Posted by: bjk at 22 October 2006 2:14 PM | Link to comment

Why the hell is Mia copying Roy's comments ? I thought she was original......

I'm also a reader who's wondering how much kenny earns from this blog.

Like Roy... I'm also a curious asshole kenny !!

Posted by: James at 22 October 2006 2:38 PM | Link to comment

another blog for the sake of blogging post

Posted by: mango at 22 October 2006 4:29 PM | Link to comment

Oi, Kenny, u going to perth or staying in kch?

Posted by: ChocolateCake at 22 October 2006 9:24 PM | Link to comment

wtf man...

mia is copying roy's comment as sarcasm la, isn't it obvious???

and wat's wif this roy guy? if u wanna noe abt kenny's income, u shd ask by IM or sth... purposely ask in the comment box, wanna make a scene? or want everybody to know how much u earn?

i dun think you r a curious asshole,roy...
i think ur juz an asshole... no offense... =p

Posted by: adrianhew at 24 October 2006 1:58 AM | Link to comment

eh guys..
what is soft iron cock???? =x

Posted by: jasmine at 25 October 2006 11:49 AM | Link to comment

Read your 'Perth' post, and I know how you feel.

I face a lot of conflict everyday just trying to decide to stay here or go back.

So many pros and cons, and I figured if I did go back I'd probabaly be able to make something more of myself.

Oh and the eating healthier thing? Yep, agree heaps!! It's deffo true, & I keep going on abt it I think my mum is getting sick hearing it. hehe.


And I miss Perth heaps.

But... I hate winter, I hate the rain, and I'll miss KL like mad when I'm there, as I've done before.

I'll miss my family, my friends...

Decision Dilemma.

*tsk.

It's a win-win & lose-lose situation all at the same time.

Posted by: devil_undercover at 25 October 2006 6:37 PM | Link to comment

Feng Shui Believer,

If Feng Shui works for you, fine. If it's your personal belief in Feng Shui that makes you as what you are today, good for you. If some people who are skeptical, let them be. Does that mean that they will always be less succussful? Does that makes them poor and always in financial difficulty? What facts and figures can you prove to me? Try proving your facts and figures to me, and I will be prove mine.

Failure to do so only goes to prove your stupidity of your sweeping statements of your belief.

Posted by: Feng Shui Skeptics at 26 October 2006 4:15 AM | Link to comment

Well, we can view dat at diff. perspectives. Try to think at all ways.. so, d cock thingy isnt dat bad after all.. it's a comprehendable scenario~

Posted by: rachael at 27 October 2006 12:43 AM | Link to comment

XD when i read the last line i just cracked up laughing and laughing.

Posted by: Jaala at 17 November 2006 12:56 AM | Link to comment

Hahahah! This cock is stupid!!! Hahahah.
Wtf with those weird comments?

Posted by: Annie at 23 February 2007 4:40 AM | Link to comment

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