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29 August 2006

Short Talk:

Hypothetical question here.

If I steal from a shop selling illegal pirated DVDs, would the shopkeeper want to call the police? Or is he just gonna let me go wild on the latest titles as he watches on helplessly? Who's the police gonna arrest if they come?


One Stinking Bad Movie Poster

We've got movies on sharks that attack people.

We've got movies on snakes that attack people.

We've got movies on giant monkeys that attack people.

Heck, we've even got movies on toy puppets that attack people.

Now, coming soon to a cinema near you, is a movie on human shit that attacks people.

Tell me that does not look like the fiercest pile of monstrous flesh-eating blobs of slimey shit!

Sarah had too much curry last night, and now she's paying the price.

After watching the movie you might not wanna go to the toilet alone at night anymore, lest your own crap jumps up from the bowl and bites you in the arse.


:: Posted by Kenny at 5:54 PM | Link | Facebook It
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100 Comments:

omg! that is so funny!

Posted by: yy <3 at 29 August 2006 5:57 PM | Link to comment

Yeah I was quite taken aback too when I first saw the Slither poster some time ago. I just watched Snakes on a Plane and it's some scary shit.

Posted by: Alicia at 29 August 2006 5:59 PM | Link to comment

those are leeches la..what human shit..unless u shit out leeches la O.O

Posted by: yoyoma at 29 August 2006 6:00 PM | Link to comment

a movie? yet to reach Aust

Posted by: OL at 29 August 2006 6:01 PM | Link to comment

haha to tell the truth it does look abit like shit

Posted by: oRLY at 29 August 2006 6:11 PM | Link to comment

Oh yuck! XDDD

Posted by: Annachuu at 29 August 2006 6:15 PM | Link to comment

seventh~~

Posted by: 6ix at 29 August 2006 6:21 PM | Link to comment

And the next thing we know, aquatic chicken exists to attack human.


Disgusting poster, man.

Posted by: Malf at 29 August 2006 6:22 PM | Link to comment

if that came from a person, then that dude can really shit!

Posted by: andy at 29 August 2006 6:22 PM | Link to comment

Word of Advice: Do not watch slither! I'm currently studying in Australia and the movie came out about 2 months ago. Paid $10 (RM27) to watch the shittiest movie ever, and I wasn't even sure if it was suppose to be a comedy or a thriller. Even in Malaysia, the movie is not worth RM6 to watch it in the cinema, or even a pirated DVD!

Oh and those 'shit' thingies are neither shit nor leeches but some weird alien-like thingy from outer space...

Posted by: Adam at 29 August 2006 6:23 PM | Link to comment

omfg, that is just sick and wrong...

Posted by: weirdbanana at 29 August 2006 6:25 PM | Link to comment

haha. interesting.

Posted by: john at 29 August 2006 6:33 PM | Link to comment

if u steal dvd from dvd shop, the shopkeeper wont call the police, instead, they will call their gang and beat u up instead... i had relatives nearly beaten up by those dvd seller gangs for accusing them cheating on the price of the dvd...

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 29 August 2006 6:48 PM | Link to comment

nvr one for these weird movies... anyway.. i much prefer ur hypothetical question. damn funny.

Posted by: Jay at 29 August 2006 6:49 PM | Link to comment

lol... how gay

Posted by: lauwy at 29 August 2006 6:56 PM | Link to comment

sorry to burst ur bubble but i dun think any tom, dick and harry would dare steal from them...usually those VCD sellers know ppl from underground...messing with them wouldn't be a very smart move...oh yea, they have their protection alright

Posted by: HaRt_kHoR at 29 August 2006 7:13 PM | Link to comment

hart_khor is rite...
they usually have some tailo backing them up...
even police dont dare to mess with them...
if got big police ops then only they can 'kena'...
hahaha

Posted by: Devan at 29 August 2006 7:21 PM | Link to comment

thus, came the famous line...

actor/actress: Shit! It's allliiiiivvvveeeee.....

Posted by: Lizzam at 29 August 2006 7:31 PM | Link to comment

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.. Yes lol that was funny.

Posted by: kurimuse at 29 August 2006 7:57 PM | Link to comment

Red shiny shits that leave no trails!!

Posted by: TT at 29 August 2006 8:28 PM | Link to comment

that leg is mine you know. -.-
alright I'm craping.

Why every moving thing is attacking people.

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 29 August 2006 8:29 PM | Link to comment

OMG.. Kenny .. I have lost my appetite for the food I just bring in front my PC.

Posted by: apiece at 29 August 2006 8:30 PM | Link to comment

i have watched that movie! OMG! IT WAS SO GROSS! I chaperoned my shy friend on her first date with this guy...but eekk...i embraasse dmsyelf quite a bit during certain scenes where all i could do was cover my eyes and kept on muttering like an idiot: that's so gross! lol, seriously, tehre was even this scene where it looked like the person's intestines were attackign someone! besides the violence and grossness, it's an interesting movie to watch tho! coz u just have to laugh so much at the lameness and stupid comedy. btw, they're space slugs, not shit. lol, when i first saw it, i thought there were intestine bits. but omg, the movie is too full of violence and it's sssoo freaking gross! kenny, pelase watch it! i really want to see a review from u for it. it'd be so funny.

Posted by: Naomi at 29 August 2006 8:42 PM | Link to comment

u will kena caught lah.. if a vertically-challenged man in US is suing the prison for not providing for him adequately.. u thk u wont kena fine too meh

Posted by: Zeed at 29 August 2006 8:59 PM | Link to comment

Now that's called disgusting movies. Gonna watch those after PMR. ^^

Posted by: KahYing at 29 August 2006 9:04 PM | Link to comment

slither is da most crappy movie i had ever watch in aus!! snakes on a plane thumnbs up!! i just watched it just now!

Posted by: =.= at 29 August 2006 9:28 PM | Link to comment

not many choices at the cinemas lately :(

Posted by: wonderbug at 29 August 2006 9:39 PM | Link to comment

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Kei at 29 August 2006 9:42 PM | Link to comment

The red leeches look like... Big Fat Chillies !

Posted by: Nonnie at 29 August 2006 9:47 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha. I'm from Aussie too, and you should know, that this movie isn't about slime monsters from space!

It's the result of eating too many spicy hotpot dishes at the dodgy hotpot place in China town.

*Every restaurant has their dark dirty secrets* (Movie's unofficial tagline)

:P

Posted by: mubby at 29 August 2006 10:05 PM | Link to comment

one word... ewwww....

Posted by: mena at 29 August 2006 10:09 PM | Link to comment

yucks, damn disgusting ler :S

Posted by: singye at 29 August 2006 10:21 PM | Link to comment

Dear Kenny,

THat's so lame of you. Please check your facts. YOu're just one of those "rebel" kids wanna get into the popularity bandwagon by twisting facts for your own benefit. You sure don't mind stealing pirated DVDs even though people like you can afford to buy the whole lot.

Regards,
Mr. Roboto

Posted by: MrRoboto at 29 August 2006 10:24 PM | Link to comment

Kenny,
Cartman's suggestion on Microgen Paste (http://www.tongfong.net/) sound interesting. What do you think? Does it work?

Posted by: Dan at 29 August 2006 10:42 PM | Link to comment

i think he will not called the police to catch you but he will called his big boss and send somebody to burn your house...btw the shit look like fish lar...

Posted by: ting at 29 August 2006 11:10 PM | Link to comment

You forgot one more thing...

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0370263/Ss/0370263/OnesheetPtext.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0370263

ALIENS VS PREDATORS... attack people too
and.. slimmy... disgusting!!!!!!!!!
(too bad, i can't put the image in here :( )

Posted by: c-xlin at 29 August 2006 11:11 PM | Link to comment

yea.. i agree.. they look like partially dried chillies...

Posted by: Alyssa at 29 August 2006 11:15 PM | Link to comment

Slither is really a no-no movie to watch. You just remind me that slither is like a shite...

Posted by: shea speare at 29 August 2006 11:17 PM | Link to comment

You forgot one more thing...

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0370263/Ss/0370263/OnesheetPtext.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0370263

ALIENS VS PREDATORS... attack people too
and.. slimmy... disgusting!!!!!!!!!
(too bad, i can't put the image in here :( )

Posted by: c-xlin at 29 August 2006 11:37 PM | Link to comment

i cant wait to watch snakes on a plane wif gal gal! ahah

Posted by: ukui at 30 August 2006 12:28 AM | Link to comment

There's a movie about leeches lonnnnng time ago, when i was young. But it was a chinese movie....I can remember the movie, cuz it was scary shit that i dont even dare to go to the toilet back then....but hor, I forgot what's the title d...

Posted by: Vamphyri at 30 August 2006 12:29 AM | Link to comment

make sure u run damn fast. they beat u up if they catch u. =) better choose stalls with fat man.

Posted by: shaunewe at 30 August 2006 12:44 AM | Link to comment

anyone noes the title of the love song tt was played in the movie while all the gross scenes were going on? such a waste of the love song!!

Posted by: ger at 30 August 2006 12:48 AM | Link to comment

What about Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"? A classic from the 60s. Probably, the mother of all movies on things & animals that attack humans.

On the hypothetical question, you would probably get bashed to pieces by some samseng kia/gangster recruited by the DVD seller if he catches you shoplifting. How do you report that? Police will ask you what you're doing stealing illegal DVDs anyway. I bet the policeman buys them too. Either or, you're still wrong. And live to tell the story, if you're lucky enough to survive your beating.

Posted by: Serenity at 30 August 2006 1:17 AM | Link to comment

Aiyah that movie come out long ago la. You so outdated one. Sommore say coming soon to the cinema, you are not only fat, you are also dumb.

Posted by: Peeked at 30 August 2006 2:12 AM | Link to comment

When the buying stops, the killing will too...

Bwahahahha!

Posted by: leo-chan [TypeKey Profile Page] at 30 August 2006 3:12 AM | Link to comment

shit?!

i thought they were sausages!!

Mann... i'm hungry

Posted by: Skyflakes at 30 August 2006 5:20 AM | Link to comment

which is why the shop selling illegal pirated DVDs are mostly operated by some ppl with seedy reputation, lest they encounter ppl like u, they'd just take authority to their hands.

be good kenny.

Posted by: ngy at 30 August 2006 8:03 AM | Link to comment

sLither....
tOo over-rated.....

aNd to think i wasted my bandwidth downloading it at the office >_

wHen i could've downloaded something more interesting instead..... sOmething like Omen 666...

Posted by: bC at 30 August 2006 8:22 AM | Link to comment

Oh, that would be scary...

Posted by: ~TheAngel~ at 30 August 2006 8:37 AM | Link to comment

So very the KANASAI!

Posted by: pablopabla at 30 August 2006 9:04 AM | Link to comment

goin to make a film called "Shit on a Monitor"!!

Posted by: adsf at 30 August 2006 9:54 AM | Link to comment

i don't know what you've been eating kenny but im pretty sure my shit doesnt look like that.

then again, i dont have time to scrutinise it. it just falls thru the dark hole and i think it gets expelled into outerspace to be floating debris.

blackout!

Posted by: mia at 30 August 2006 10:00 AM | Link to comment

gotta give it to you kenny;
you sure know how to string all of 'em together to come up with this kind of shit! ;)

jus kidding kiddo! :)
yes,it's GROSS!!

Posted by: fh at 30 August 2006 10:31 AM | Link to comment

HEY YOU GUYS DONT WATCH THE MOVIE
SUCKS LIKE CRAP if the poster doesn't tell you that, i watched it out of boredom
just ur basic alien from outer space trying to kill mankind with bad humor and ugly special effects
NEGATIVE 5 stars!

Posted by: sotong at 30 August 2006 10:32 AM | Link to comment

if you steal those dvds and if you ever get caught, you will definitely be confronted. you can imagine the worst...if they beat you up, others (other sellers including passerbys!) will join in the fun of bashing you up.

that happened to one of arabs who came here for holidays. i think he won't be coming back to malaysia for sure.

you definitely wouldn't wanna try to do that kenny.

Posted by: chris at 30 August 2006 10:52 AM | Link to comment

oh by the way, on the question of who's the police gonna arrest? i am not sure for other places but here, they couldn't care at all. just take the report and that's it.

Posted by: chris at 30 August 2006 10:59 AM | Link to comment

Kenny mate...aren't you the star of that show?

:o)

Posted by: Suraya at 30 August 2006 11:33 AM | Link to comment

HEy that movie looks frikkin disgusting cant believe some of the shit that hollywood churns out. I wouldn't mess with the DVD sellers...

Posted by: Wei at 30 August 2006 11:50 AM | Link to comment

Yucks.

Posted by: winnie at 30 August 2006 12:17 PM | Link to comment

lol... she had too much curry.. lol

Posted by: milo at 30 August 2006 1:03 PM | Link to comment

Heck, Im watching this! Whooohoooooooooo!!! another lame movie to go XD

Posted by: anima at 30 August 2006 1:12 PM | Link to comment

Hey I saw that Slither poster at Star Cineplex too! My friends told me those are leeches.. But I told them that they looked more like shits to me. *FIVE* Some BIG and FAT shit! The person might have eaten excessive chillies or MA LA Noodle at Life Cafe! hahaha..

Posted by: Jessica at 30 August 2006 1:13 PM | Link to comment

i bet that a typical tentacle hentai would better than this :D

Posted by: Matchy at 30 August 2006 1:27 PM | Link to comment

LOL

the slogan should be:

"We're not Shitting you."

Posted by: JustiN at 30 August 2006 1:42 PM | Link to comment

Responding to your hypothetical question:

The owner will call his "ka-kia" (the paikia, the ah beng, the gin-na... whatever) and beat you up jialat jialat and throw you out on the streets. Confirm one.

Posted by: barffie at 30 August 2006 3:39 PM | Link to comment

no not that.. the slogan should be 'Shit Happens'. haha.. yes not only DVD piracy, word piracy too.

darn it man.. what a truly shitty movie. haha.

Posted by: Rae at 30 August 2006 3:44 PM | Link to comment

heard snakes on a plane is nice...

Posted by: Wei De at 30 August 2006 3:46 PM | Link to comment

kenny ,use your brainlah when you curi people thing u are wrong already, dont care people things legal or illegal...

Posted by: ysh at 30 August 2006 4:23 PM | Link to comment

Chillies. Definitely chillies.

And I am so glad I dont eat them.

Posted by: TheHinge at 30 August 2006 4:35 PM | Link to comment

now that is truly one scary piece of shit.

Posted by: QiaN at 30 August 2006 5:47 PM | Link to comment

iekk ... disgustin

Posted by: sally at 30 August 2006 8:09 PM | Link to comment

never ever watch Snakes on Plane.
Crappiest movie ever produced!!!
Plus damn stupid too.
Try imagine snakes attacking someone's dick when peeing, snakes attacking when some couple made love in the cubicle toilet on plane.
Man, biting all the private parts here and there! whahahha!
[shown here in UK. maybe kena censored in msia]
the ugliest scene is where the snake 'pop' out from the human's mouth.
Snake lah? or aliens?
snake in mouth?

Posted by: vss3t at 30 August 2006 8:21 PM | Link to comment

HAHA! You forgot "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"! You have to agree that's the best of the lot, ne! A true classic! :P

Posted by: AntoniA at 30 August 2006 8:46 PM | Link to comment

BTW, talking about current movies... you guys should check out "Beneath Still Waters". I know it's supposed to be a horror flick.... but.... it's just SOOOOOOO comical! xP

Posted by: AntoniA at 30 August 2006 9:03 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny, in answer to your hypothetical question... I think the police will arrest both the shopkeepers and you! lol...

Posted by: ahwai at 30 August 2006 9:28 PM | Link to comment

That's so gross. I saw the trailer. It's supposed to change the people they bite or something right? I hate this kinda movies. Gives you the creeps even after weeks.

Posted by: Eve at 30 August 2006 11:05 PM | Link to comment

That's gross. Yuck. >.

Posted by: Addy at 30 August 2006 11:21 PM | Link to comment

snakes on a plane is nice ok ! nicest than kingkong and it is worth to pay RM10 to watch it.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 August 2006 11:26 PM | Link to comment

snakes on a plane is nice ok ! nicest than kingkong and it is worth to pay RM10 to watch it.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 August 2006 11:32 PM | Link to comment

Oh my gosh. This is so damn funny. You are cool. : )

Posted by: MJ at 30 August 2006 11:43 PM | Link to comment

Slither is a nice movie although it didn't do well in the box office..

Posted by: alex at 30 August 2006 11:56 PM | Link to comment

Wow Kenny u solved my puzzle on this eh...saw the VCD seller at the road side displaying this movie....was asking what the heck is that....tout its a leech.....OMG it's a SHIT....=) LOL

Posted by: Lyn at 31 August 2006 12:19 AM | Link to comment

steal their dvds , they will stuffzz the slugs into your throat

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 August 2006 2:00 PM | Link to comment

thoughts for your hypothetical question.
If you steal from a shop selling illegal pirated DVDs, the shopkeeper want to call the alternative "law enforcers"-la.
so, forget about it unless you wanna live with the hak-seh-wui after you.

Posted by: lulu at 31 August 2006 3:34 PM | Link to comment

if you look carefully at the poster for SoaP, one of the snakes actually doesnt have a tail.. its probably some mistake by the graphic designers..

Posted by: ying ling at 31 August 2006 5:18 PM | Link to comment

I've seen the show and it stinks shit. They are some kind of alienated-leeches that goes into your system and turns you into some freak. Not worth they money if u are actually thinking of watching it.. :P

Posted by: Terence at 31 August 2006 6:13 PM | Link to comment

I was kind of thinking tentacle porn until I saw the chillies sliming their way up. Not that it's any worse than those Japanese tentacles that love schoolgirls.

Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 31 August 2006 8:04 PM | Link to comment

hi kenny, the pirated vcd seller will not report police. they will take you behind the shop, and teach you a good lesson. hehehe...

Posted by: Aaron Tan at 31 August 2006 9:57 PM | Link to comment

The police will catch both you and the shopkeeper selling illegal pirated DVDs.

Posted by: mata kia at 31 August 2006 10:48 PM | Link to comment

LMAO!!!!!

Whoaaa!!! Real shitty movie!!!

Posted by: ^_^ at 01 September 2006 5:26 PM | Link to comment

OMG WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE?!?!?!

Posted by: jae at 02 September 2006 12:14 AM | Link to comment

if u do watch it, watch out for the scene where ONE of the slither is "swimming" to the girl in the bathtub. I swear to God, the whole cinema was snickering and silently laughing cos it looks like a sperm. hahah !

Posted by: oonik grl at 02 September 2006 12:35 AM | Link to comment

MAN THAT IS A LOT OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Wong at 05 September 2006 5:50 PM | Link to comment

hopefully they'll come up with movies about piss attacking ppl -.-

Posted by: mojojojo at 07 September 2006 6:55 PM | Link to comment

They even have snakes on a train.

Check this out:
http://www.pulpmovies.com/trailers/snakes-on-a-train

Posted by: SinnerJustLikeAnyOfYou at 11 September 2006 1:28 AM | Link to comment

This is sick, but you got to see what my friend put up on this site. A snake eating a hippo? Seriously f*&%$d up stuff! Here is the link -

http://www.trailfire.com/nikhilkrishna/trails/10541

Mariam

Posted by: Mariam at 15 September 2006 5:28 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats some bad crap

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