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30 June 2006
Black Is The New Black
What do Paris Hilton,

Ashlee Simpson,

and Britney Spears have in common?

I like how they have Britney Spears posing nude on their front cover, and the caption immediately next to it reads "Nothing to wear? 487 best new ideas inside!"
That's right, they've all ditched their famously blonde head to go black.
You know the world's gone mad when we have us Asians dying our hair blonde to look like angmohs, while these angmohs are dying their hair black to look like Asians.
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I love my black hair!
Posted by: JustAnotherTragedy at 30 June 2006 8:24 PM | Link to comment
lol...
Posted by: tensaix2j at 30 June 2006 8:33 PM | Link to comment
hahaha...
why is black hair so 'in' recently???
but asians dun need to waste $$ on hairdyes liao.
lol.
Posted by: passerBY at 30 June 2006 8:35 PM | Link to comment
yeah... haha...
I love my black hair ... lol
Thinking of dying my hair to green color...
Wakaka... :P
Posted by: Zi82 at 30 June 2006 8:36 PM | Link to comment
YAY~~~ =) black hair!! ^^
lol... nice nice nice.... and tat britney is pregnent kah? in the pic? she looks like she is..
or iziit? fat? =/
anywayy// kenny rocks!! hahahaha ^^
so shuang u won the adidas~
someone..from brunei!!! hahaha kenny. u kneo here kah?? do visit hoh..~ and.. hrmm..
im ur fan from bruneeei~~
wheeeeeeeeeeee~~~ ^^
Posted by: winnie at 30 June 2006 8:43 PM | Link to comment
I wanna dye my hair blonde not to look like angmoh lahh! I just wanna look different ^_^
Posted by: Jon at 30 June 2006 8:44 PM | Link to comment
Tracy, you're spamming.
Anyway, I don't get why black is 'in' nowadays.. I prefer brown hair.. Heh gonna highlight my hair after graduating from sec sch.. =D
Posted by: KahYing at 30 June 2006 8:57 PM | Link to comment
Black looks so mysterious..
Posted by: PuiWen at 30 June 2006 9:14 PM | Link to comment
This is one of those times when I luff my naturally black hair... ^^
-hides hairdye behind back-
Posted by: Firey at 30 June 2006 9:16 PM | Link to comment
blonde's so air-headed material, hence the bold black.
most asians follow. literally.
Posted by: samyly at 30 June 2006 9:30 PM | Link to comment
we follow angmoh culture of dying hair blonde,brunette & red hair. Plus highlighting. Now, it's our 'black' asian hair to have its glory. Many of my friends didn't dye black but they dyed dark blue colour close to black nowadays.
Paris Hilton & Ashlee Simpson look sexy in black, but Britney Spears?? Tell me again 100th times that it's her, i also won't recognize. Just say, some people better just be blonde.
Posted by: berth
at 30 June 2006
9:34 PM | Link to comment
u should check this out --> http://tracybadtz.blogspot.com/color-less
Posted by: tracy at 30 June 2006 9:37 PM | Link to comment
Actually, Ashlee Simpson's blonde now. She's been blonde for a couple of months already if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Qew at 30 June 2006 10:18 PM | Link to comment
Wahahaah. good post, Kenny.
Did ashlee take plastic surgery? just asking.
and Britney Spears has gone brunette????? huhuhuh
I like britney spears :) she's my fav pop star..
"You know the world's gone mad when we have us Asians dying our hair blonde to look like angmohs, while these angmohs are dying their hair black to look like Asians." - kennysia
- the grass is always greener on the other side, huh? ;)
Posted by: Izzati izzie at 30 June 2006 10:24 PM | Link to comment
Ashlee Simpson is blonde now. and she just had her nose done to look like her sister jessica simpson. tsk.
Britney is pregnant with a second baby. ah. the irony.
Paris hilton looks scary in black. Stick with blonde and brunette man...
Posted by: Kelly at 30 June 2006 10:34 PM | Link to comment
Yuck! Britney stinks
Posted by: Cheap Peanuts at 30 June 2006 10:38 PM | Link to comment
We also have Asians putting on whitening lotion to be more "fair" (pale) and Caucasians sleeping in the sun to be more "tanned" (dark).
The world went crazy a long time ago.
Posted by: Skyler at 30 June 2006 10:43 PM | Link to comment
It just shows that no one is ever satisfied with what they already have. I mean, not only do Asians want to have blond(e) hair while caucasions want to be raven, but asians are always searching for the white perfect skin. And the westerners? They're all rushing to tanning salons to get that nice, fake, lobster-y complexion.
Posted by: anisah at 30 June 2006 10:46 PM | Link to comment
wow.. kenny's so observant :)
Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 30 June 2006 10:46 PM | Link to comment
Haha I don't think Angmohs want to look like Asians yeh... :S
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 June 2006 10:47 PM | Link to comment
=O Aiye this creature on earth is Funny ain't them??? One trying to imitate the other...when they are NOT...
I got my hair dye burnnete, blonde and NOW redye it to BLACK...my ori color..(>o
NOW I BECOME CUTE to everyone *grin
Posted by: Lyn at 30 June 2006 10:51 PM | Link to comment
Guess people like trying hard to be something/someone we are not. I'll keep my black hair 'cos I know a handful of Americans will think it's nice. ;)
Posted by: desperate addict at 30 June 2006 10:53 PM | Link to comment
Wad you dont have is always better..
Wad you cant get is perfect..
Posted by: spikhr at 30 June 2006 11:32 PM | Link to comment
KENNY SIA IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES...HIS READERS ARE DOG FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS
MAHATHIR
Posted by: MAHATHIR at 30 June 2006 11:35 PM | Link to comment
Wanna talk bad bout kenny sia then post your name there lar. no need to fake urself as mahathir. arent u reading his entries too? dat makes u a dog fucking motherfucker too? wow. way to go.
Posted by: Adrienne at 30 June 2006 11:58 PM | Link to comment
angmohs in blackhair.. makes them look like mixed-blood
Posted by: fuizaibing at 01 July 2006 12:03 AM | Link to comment
I noticed the similarities between the three people you mentioned, as UNobvious as they were, but I also noticed your rather glaring grammatical error. Come on, subject-verb agreement was the first thing we learnt in English class. Are you making errors on purpose to appear cool?
Posted by: me at 01 July 2006 12:19 AM | Link to comment
YIKES!! Paris looks as if she's wearing a wig. I think among the three of them, ashlee looks the best in black hair.
Posted by: jfoll at 01 July 2006 12:24 AM | Link to comment
Only Ashlee looks hot with dark hair.
Posted by: Aileen at 01 July 2006 12:27 AM | Link to comment
I go for natural hair color. Weird... Asians color their hair like angmoh, then angmoh color their hair like Asian.
I guess humans will never be satisfied with their own looks.
Posted by: Nonnie at 01 July 2006 12:28 AM | Link to comment
The black hair trend is back since January.
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 01 July 2006 12:43 AM | Link to comment
so i should be glad i turned down the hair shoot?
ACtually after seeing the britney pic right, the caption i read was "Nothing to wear? 487 breast new ideas inside!" =p
Posted by: bunni at 01 July 2006 1:05 AM | Link to comment
hi..my senior in CHMS1...
i din even dry my hair before *paiseh*
cos i like my long black hair ;)
Posted by: ah mei at 01 July 2006 1:10 AM | Link to comment
Once a blonde always a blonde... Can't escape from that famous 'dumb blonde' line...
Asian women must be so smart that they need to feel a lil stupid once in a while. I don't blame them, guys don't dig smart girls who climb all over them.
Posted by: lix at 01 July 2006 1:24 AM | Link to comment
I love girl with long silky black hair :) .. it's just sexy to me.
So I'm in for the "in"
Posted by: Al at 01 July 2006 1:27 AM | Link to comment
I knew it would finally be black's turn! He has waited long enough! ;)
These ladies look soo H.O.T here!
Posted by: sinnie at 01 July 2006 1:28 AM | Link to comment
kenny, go to the kuching fair now.... go make something funny there...
Posted by: bERd at 01 July 2006 2:06 AM | Link to comment
are u sure they dye thier hair black just to look like us?
wtf is in thier mind?!
Posted by: adrian at 01 July 2006 2:22 AM | Link to comment
Black is cool. Mysterious. Asians rule.
Posted by: Ying at 01 July 2006 2:23 AM | Link to comment
when i was in japan for 4 months in 2000-2001, i observed that 99% of japanese women dye their hair, and that 50% of japananese men do the same. for sure it's something to do with fashion, and now with these fashion torchbearers doing the OPPOSITE (with that exception of that leader of the WAGS), i wonder...
btw, maradona will be cyring again tonite...deja vu july 1990...
Posted by: pinolobu at 01 July 2006 2:23 AM | Link to comment
are u sure they dye thier hair black just to look like us?
wtf is in thier mind?!
Posted by: adrian at 01 July 2006 2:25 AM | Link to comment
I have white hair problems... and I dyed my hair to black too... wahahaha!!!
Posted by: Kenny Ng at 01 July 2006 2:26 AM | Link to comment
i'm just back from japan some weeks ago and most of the kawaii teenagers there are with black hair.
it has to do with fashion i guess?
and even the taiwanese pop star jolin tsai had her hair dye back to black also. anyone notice?
Posted by: eissej at 01 July 2006 3:03 AM | Link to comment
oops she did it again...
black is indeed the color in fashion now. it started from japan, few months back. and of coz, the taiwanese followed the trend.
Posted by: vic at 01 July 2006 3:39 AM | Link to comment
I reckon Paris looks good with black hair :D She carries it off real well.
Makes her look less of a bimbo ;)
Posted by: Mei at 01 July 2006 5:02 AM | Link to comment
Paris looked like the female version of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Kotek at 01 July 2006 5:29 AM | Link to comment
I heard the best way to tell whether a blonde is really blonde is to look at their pubic hair :p
Posted by: Fuckster at 01 July 2006 7:34 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, you forgot to mention, besides the hair color, these three girls have no talent.
Posted by: Blackwidow at 01 July 2006 8:14 AM | Link to comment
Its like modifying your Proton Satria to look like a real Mitsubishi Colt while the real Mitsubishi COlt owners are trying to modify it to look different
Posted by: ChowFC at 01 July 2006 9:11 AM | Link to comment
HAHAAHAH thats a good one!
well as the saying goes...the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener...
LOL
Posted by: Pink Cotton at 01 July 2006 9:19 AM | Link to comment
I never dye my hair!! pifff
Posted by: rachz at 01 July 2006 9:37 AM | Link to comment
I wanna dye my hair, but no money. :(
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 01 July 2006 9:51 AM | Link to comment
brit n paris look better with blonde, some people just have the blonde aura. =p
Posted by: ying ling at 01 July 2006 10:43 AM | Link to comment
Ashlee Simpson is hot.. although she's got a very lala fashion sense
Posted by: Mike at 01 July 2006 11:10 AM | Link to comment
GREAT!
Its just a matter of time before the term 'dumb black' starts to appear.
Posted by: alvin24 at 01 July 2006 11:28 AM | Link to comment
HOLY SHIT. BRITNEY SPEARS.
Posted by: Winnie at 01 July 2006 11:28 AM | Link to comment
1 word: gothic? isn't it the new 'in' nowadays
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 July 2006 11:39 AM | Link to comment
In my opinion?
Angmohs look better in black hair than do Asians look good in blonde hair.
and in the end, it all boils down to your face, too. Just think: does Steven Seagal look cool with black hair? He just looks... strange.
IMHO
Posted by: JustiN at 01 July 2006 12:15 PM | Link to comment
pffft. Dyed hair. the only people who should dye their hair black are the ones with white hair. lol
Posted by: cameron at 01 July 2006 1:04 PM | Link to comment
anyway i stil prefer brown compare to black...y they change colour blonde was pretty cool la...all this fashion sometime sucks la!!
Posted by: suyen at 01 July 2006 1:45 PM | Link to comment
Um ... lots of Angmoh's have naturally black hair. So I doubt they'd be dying it to look asian ... they just all want to look like Jessica Alba from Dark Angel! ;-)
Posted by: Dabido (Teflon) at 01 July 2006 1:46 PM | Link to comment
haven been having black hair since last august ba. haha.. red n brown r my preferred colour. u guys noticed anot, if u have black hair n u walk under the sun, the hair is freaking hot, but nt for brown and red. hehe.. to conclude black hair sucks
Posted by: cheryl at 01 July 2006 1:57 PM | Link to comment
I almost didn't recognise Britney.I kept looking back to check.
By the way Kotek,I think you're right.
Posted by: freakish at 01 July 2006 5:50 PM | Link to comment
coz their ahngmoh skin looks great with black hair wert...and im sure they are tired of being blondies...
p/s: that's paris hilton? i couldnt recognize her leh..
Posted by: Kenji at 01 July 2006 8:23 PM | Link to comment
Dark, sultry looks are the best. Hardly any blondes ever win Miss World/Universe.
Hehe I like your lil note about the Harper's Bazaar cover. Most of us don't even notice these things because we're so used to fashion mags having those typical headlines.
Posted by: Dawn at 01 July 2006 8:38 PM | Link to comment
Yup, the world has indeed gone mad when everyone wants to be someone else, and it's all cyclical too.
Caucasians dress up like homies in the hood, with as much bling and as many "Yo's" as they can rustle up.
African-American rappers invariably include Asian females in their MTV dancer lineup, rap about getting it on with Lucy Liu and have Asian motifs plastered all over their sets (think Sisqo's Thong Song MTV).
And Asians? They want to have hair of every hue but black and eyes of blue, green and violet etc etc.
Go figure.
Posted by: michelle at 01 July 2006 8:52 PM | Link to comment
Now's the time for the "Pandang ke Timur" speech by PM.
=D
The world is coming to an end.
Posted by: Joseline at 01 July 2006 9:04 PM | Link to comment
For the uninitiated, [dyed] black hair does *not* always equates being "gothic". Being "gothic" encompasses more than just black hair, dark makeup, or black clothes. It's more of a lifestyle and an appreciation for the beautiful dark side in life. For instance, dressing all black but loving Hello Kitty stuff is NOT gothic.
Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Britney Spears are definitely not anywhere close to be "goth" in their appearances or lifestyles!
Since I'm on the topic, Marilyn Manson is *not* gothic. He's just a shock rocker and a poser. So-called Satan worshippers are also *not* goths, they're deviants. Real goths has nothing to do with black metal, either.
I've got more to say about the black = goth thingee, but I'll shut up now.
Posted by: AntoniA at 01 July 2006 11:03 PM | Link to comment
i like blaCk_auBergIned tiNged haiR
its eboNyblack,am now just short of a few eggplants.
Posted by: suegarplumfaery at 02 July 2006 1:58 AM | Link to comment
paris' one is a wig lar. doink
britney and asslee think that by going black they wld look less stupid. too late for them :P
Posted by: naeboo~ at 02 July 2006 6:24 AM | Link to comment
i noe why they're so into black now. =) my blog explained it all~
Posted by: aRiEl C.~ at 02 July 2006 6:39 AM | Link to comment
WARNING:
BORING POST!!
:P
FUNNYNESS LEVEL : -10
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 July 2006 2:38 PM | Link to comment
I always thought brunettes were awesome. There's a certain sex appeal to them that blondes can't seem to reach. Is the correct word 'independence'?
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 02 July 2006 11:04 PM | Link to comment
maybe emo's the rave now in the west. ashlee simpson looks hot being an emo.
Posted by: anonymous emo at 03 July 2006 2:45 AM | Link to comment
ya, you forget about jolin tsai!!!
Posted by: Leonard at 03 July 2006 12:13 PM | Link to comment
don't you know that black is the IN thing already ?
go go go for asian black hair ???
as for britney on the cover?
She looks cute lah, bigger boobs...more plump around the a** area . . .but look nice . .
A girl not afraid to be a naked woman !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 03 July 2006 3:05 PM | Link to comment
I have 2 things 2 say 1 Paris looks like blind person wif black hair and black dark sunglasses.2. i pity da IT ppl 4 britney spear's pics they must of put in lots of OT in this and must of fried a few com in da process shit.
Posted by: Anthony Ngu at 03 July 2006 3:17 PM | Link to comment
britney is so hot!
Posted by: DesWire.com at 03 July 2006 7:22 PM | Link to comment
I have to say this... out of the 3 pictures, Britney's the best. Not because she's naked but because of ... ok it's because she's naked.
Posted by: Jarod at 03 July 2006 9:25 PM | Link to comment
I wonder, if black the in thing, why can't they just stick to one color
Posted by: craps at 04 July 2006 1:47 AM | Link to comment
i have black hair but its annoying i want a blonde fringe but i dont think theres anyway of turning black into blonde.
why didnt i dye it blonde first :(
Posted by: kathleen at 23 July 2006 1:15 AM | Link to comment
talkin bout wigs lol
Posted by: perezzer at 25 August 2007 1:54 AM | Link to comment
luckily i don't have black hair. dull...dull...dull... some caucasian not look good in dark 'do, like britney and paris. they just look like a punk or goth or corpse...i don't know...! it's just some kinda creepy bout 'em. talking bout con=vering the stupidity amongst the blondes. they're dumb, they have more fun!
Posted by: perezzer at 25 August 2007 2:00 AM | Link to comment


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