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16 May 2006
Short Talk:
No, I am not interested to sell your stupid MLM products. Quit bugging me.
No Says, Just Feeling
There's something odd about the slogan of this box that I just can't seem to pinpoint.
"No Says... Just FEELING."
That's some profound philosophical words right there. Like something straight out of William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet.
Deep.
:: Posted by Kenny at 12:37 PM | Link | Facebook It
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60 Comments:
cool..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 May 2006 12:40 PM | Link to comment
by the way,since i've been reading your blog for quite a while. keep on going man! i'm learning from you ...
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 May 2006 12:43 PM | Link to comment
to Redang I will go
Posted by: Matthew at 16 May 2006 12:46 PM | Link to comment
yeah...no say...just feeling
Posted by: ting at 16 May 2006 12:58 PM | Link to comment
yeah... Being horny can also be a feeling eh romeo? ... *grin*
Posted by: n305er at 16 May 2006 1:10 PM | Link to comment
BWAHAHAHA! You made my day! XD
Posted by: Diane at 16 May 2006 1:15 PM | Link to comment
Haha. That isn't very deep, but it sure do sounds like broken English to me... :p
Posted by: Kenny at 16 May 2006 1:19 PM | Link to comment
Mate, that was so lame.
Posted by: Aussie Bob at 16 May 2006 1:22 PM | Link to comment
Whoa.. Its a Boxster in the picture.
They probably flipped it so that it'll be right hand drive to appeal to our market?
Posted by: Yee Hou at 16 May 2006 1:23 PM | Link to comment
lol
Posted by: jon at 16 May 2006 1:28 PM | Link to comment
what"s the big idea i feel nothing........?
Posted by: eee at 16 May 2006 1:30 PM | Link to comment
no talk... just BLOGGING
Posted by: FrenchFries at 16 May 2006 1:33 PM | Link to comment
it's lame,bro...running out of idea,eh?
Posted by: masterkenzo at 16 May 2006 1:37 PM | Link to comment
Nothing better to "SAYS"?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 May 2006 1:49 PM | Link to comment
FM radio? what's that device anyway.. Just feel it's broken?
Posted by: Sonikbyte at 16 May 2006 2:09 PM | Link to comment
Having stomachache too is
No say.... Just feelings....
Posted by: Rubber at 16 May 2006 2:18 PM | Link to comment
maybe it is Chinglish, you know, Chinese translated stright into English?
because in Chinese, that means, "no need to talk, just feel" (Bu Yong Shuo Hua, Zhi Yong Gan Jue)...
Posted by: Golden Unicorn at 16 May 2006 2:50 PM | Link to comment
What's the brand again for the "No says, just feeling". It's SongBird? Is that 'Song' the hokkien 'song' or the english 'song'? SongBird for No says, just feeling? Hmmm... Indeed! haha...
Posted by: So? at 16 May 2006 3:02 PM | Link to comment
ic..u bought that...i have that too...not a vey handy thing though...short range...
Posted by: kenji at 16 May 2006 3:15 PM | Link to comment
lols..
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 16 May 2006 3:27 PM | Link to comment
???
?(-.-)?
Posted by: Wei De at 16 May 2006 3:32 PM | Link to comment
veli ah beng style of engleesh
Posted by: Ms. Boliao at 16 May 2006 4:23 PM | Link to comment
deep indeed. btw Shakespeare just called and said he wants his box back. it was his scratch paper for next poem. he wrote that when he having sex. he was like "fuck you i will, i'll do all the job. no sound, no says, just feeling."
Posted by: adrian at 16 May 2006 4:24 PM | Link to comment
No says..just feeling?
Sounds like "whisper" leh... or maybe "Laurier"..
Posted by: Nonnie at 16 May 2006 4:37 PM | Link to comment
no born no demise no dirty no clean no increase no decrease... now it begins to sounds like a famous sutra.
Posted by: ho at 16 May 2006 5:01 PM | Link to comment
Jeez Kenny, you're my favourite blogger! I don't check five times a day for boring stuff like this!
Posted by: Skyler at 16 May 2006 5:32 PM | Link to comment
very interesting kenny... must be the cleverness of the slogan... or something
you bought the product.
no (need) say.... just feelings.
Posted by: eric at 16 May 2006 5:36 PM | Link to comment
Is that why the real reason Superman and Batman wear undertoot outside hasn't found yet?
Posted by: Kel at 16 May 2006 6:33 PM | Link to comment
try imagining amber chia saying that.
loved that movie.
Posted by: cyber-red at 16 May 2006 7:00 PM | Link to comment
Hey, that's a common answer from a feelingless Lomeo...
Posted by: strawbeareez at 16 May 2006 7:02 PM | Link to comment
Jin Chim...
Posted by: Vincz at 16 May 2006 8:20 PM | Link to comment
miss that movie
Posted by: rachz at 16 May 2006 9:05 PM | Link to comment
Kenny "doggie" sia.....sohai maximum
Posted by: rockson at 16 May 2006 9:22 PM | Link to comment
write no... just bytes!
Posted by: sinister at 16 May 2006 9:45 PM | Link to comment
Hy Dude, it's Hakka translation "kong arn tho choy boy tu mo joong. hee "Feel" ghee jiew tee liaw".
Posted by: e at 16 May 2006 9:50 PM | Link to comment
No Says, Just Feeling;
No Buys, Just Stealing
Posted by: Dominic at 16 May 2006 9:53 PM | Link to comment
No Words, Just Feelings?
Posted by: michelle-shinyi at 16 May 2006 11:39 PM | Link to comment
Hehehe.
Posted by: Laynie at 16 May 2006 11:51 PM | Link to comment
halo!~
interesting short talk. which mlm company has offended u? how abt elaborating more abt it in your next blog? =p
Posted by: Ling at 17 May 2006 12:50 AM | Link to comment
Doesn't a navigator talk? So in order for it to function, it needs to SAY something. Oh well I guess feelings can work too. EMO-schemo.
Indeed dude, it's damn deep. :D
Posted by: sah at 17 May 2006 12:58 AM | Link to comment
masterkenzo, oi! If you think this is lame, you no says, just feeling ok?
Ling, I think every single MLM company out there annoys the heck out of me. The day I meet an MLM company that is NOT annoying is the day I'll shave off my leg hair and cook soup with it.
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at 17 May 2006
2:36 AM | Link to comment
LOL. leg hair soup. YUCK.
Posted by: HongChan at 17 May 2006 7:00 AM | Link to comment
dude...u're losing ur touch...lame=(
Posted by: dude... at 17 May 2006 8:16 AM | Link to comment
I don't get it, can someone please xplain...maybe my english is getting bad (not!)
Posted by: curiousmind at 17 May 2006 8:39 AM | Link to comment
wow, this is just pure spam that i opened on my own!!!
it does make u wonder though how that person is making the 'big bucks' to write such crap or maybe that product is targeting a particular "cult"? must be, cause sure can't decipher the meaning here.
cheers
david
Posted by: david at 17 May 2006 9:05 AM | Link to comment
Wah! Kenny so "cheem" today one!
But good one! ;)
Posted by: FH2o at 17 May 2006 9:14 AM | Link to comment
??!
Posted by: OL at 17 May 2006 9:16 AM | Link to comment
3/10
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 17 May 2006 9:41 AM | Link to comment
cracks me up!
Posted by: Kelly at 17 May 2006 10:45 AM | Link to comment
Don't simply feel, feel the wrong place. Later kena slap.
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 17 May 2006 11:04 AM | Link to comment
Girl: EXCUSE ME??!!! What do you think you're doing with your hand on my ass??
Mr No: Just feeling.
Posted by: Kurt at 17 May 2006 11:48 AM | Link to comment
Anonymous at 9:41am, why are you giving my blog marks like it's an assignment? Crazy.
Posted by: kennysia at 17 May 2006
12:03 PM | Link to comment
If I'm not wrong, Song Bird is a lousy karaoke in Klang.
Posted by: Jia Jia at 17 May 2006 12:11 PM | Link to comment
smart smart.. Kenny... this is so smart...
Posted by: Baby Jee at 17 May 2006 1:44 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha... it caught your attention, didn't it? Well, it ain't that funny as compared to your previous blogs and my rating to you for this blog is only 3 out of 10 lor. Chill la, bro...
Posted by: Anonymous at 9:41 am at 17 May 2006 5:25 PM | Link to comment
question kenny... what is that transmitter supposed to be for?
Posted by: cameron at 17 May 2006 11:42 PM | Link to comment
kenny, this 'episode' is epic :D
Posted by: shelby at 06 June 2006 10:44 PM | Link to comment
Nice site, but www.engrish.com is better
Posted by: Pita at 05 September 2006 8:58 PM | Link to comment
thank u kenny. feed me more..
Posted by: hrtg at 25 September 2006 5:00 PM | Link to comment
good 1 lahh
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 September 2007 1:29 PM | Link to comment
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