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14 May 2006

Short Talk:

I just started playing Civilization IV.

Goodbye life.


I Need A Massage

My back hurts.

I miss the Thai massages I had in Phuket. It's difficult to find massages of similar quality and professionalism here in Kuching. Every other massage places here are either dodgy ones with half-baked skills, or ones that mistakenly employ masseuse training to become WWE wrestlers.

I reckon Osim should stop producing overpriced massage chairs and just pack a Thai masseuse in a box and sell it.

Confirm I'll buy.


:: Posted by Kenny at 11:37 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Thoughts & Musings'

64 Comments:

ah..civilisation 4...nice game...

Posted by: stoney at 14 May 2006 11:42 PM | Link to comment

perhaps you should sell your point to Osim? =)

Posted by: reddie at 14 May 2006 11:42 PM | Link to comment

I'll buy it too, man... but for a different reason ;)

Posted by: Mike at 14 May 2006 11:47 PM | Link to comment

lol, wouldnt miss it if it were out =P...

Posted by: Davin at 14 May 2006 11:52 PM | Link to comment

wah! Kenny first time i am among the first 10 commenters ahhahah


btw, stop playing civikization and come to "CIVILIZAtion"...I take you to good thai massage in Bangsar. The name sound very dodgy, but it is strictly no hanky-panky one (eh...like that you still want or not?) !

Posted by: kidchan at 14 May 2006 11:55 PM | Link to comment

LOL... that girl looks pretty though :P

Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 14 May 2006 11:55 PM | Link to comment

I'd get the male version ;)

Posted by: marina at 14 May 2006 11:55 PM | Link to comment

wah so many improvements to the game

Posted by: hermit at 15 May 2006 12:02 AM | Link to comment

wow, that box was nicely photoshopped. Like it =)

Posted by: jason at 15 May 2006 12:08 AM | Link to comment

number 11!

Posted by: Junx at 15 May 2006 12:38 AM | Link to comment

wah....SUI THAI GIRL....iwan buy....=]

Posted by: jhnggg at 15 May 2006 12:57 AM | Link to comment

haha that was a good one... TI-Ger massager

Posted by: Sonikbyte at 15 May 2006 1:11 AM | Link to comment

ah~~ another classic from kenny

Posted by: adrian at 15 May 2006 2:03 AM | Link to comment

WOW Civilization IV... oh yeah, u can practically say goodbye to the real civilisation for a couple of weeks. You'll probably need a real good massage after playing the game result of sitting and facing the PC all day and night. Anyway have fun!! ^_^

Posted by: steffy1811 at 15 May 2006 2:37 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha.. that's funny.

Posted by: desmond!! at 15 May 2006 3:32 AM | Link to comment

good offer man... it comes in a box and can bring around everywhere... if only it is real...

Posted by: rol at 15 May 2006 3:35 AM | Link to comment

good offer man... it comes in a box and can bring around everywhere... if only it is real...

Posted by: rol at 15 May 2006 3:37 AM | Link to comment

o.O buy ? can get caught for buying human ? =p

Posted by: coldboy at 15 May 2006 5:36 AM | Link to comment

Haiya why you didn't look for me to give you a massage?

Posted by: JustAnotherTragedy at 15 May 2006 5:48 AM | Link to comment

Confirm I'll buy as well! I've tried the OSIM chair at a priviledged friend's house, and though it's pretty good, it lacks the thing called the human touch :P

Posted by: JY at 15 May 2006 5:51 AM | Link to comment

Hear! Hear! Couldn't agree more! At over RM10,000 per massage chair, might as well get a live one from Indonesia...or China! Can open massage shop...and earn money some more! Get her to massage others when she's not massaging u! (Gee! Foochows -I'm one!- are SO enterprising!)

Posted by: suituapui at 15 May 2006 7:53 AM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny,

1) Has Osim reply you?
2) You brought "ORIGINAL" game? =P. We can play online bash you UP!

Posted by: Dax at 15 May 2006 8:46 AM | Link to comment

go back to phuket island loh.....

Posted by: eee at 15 May 2006 8:52 AM | Link to comment

Civ 4? Goodbye life, goodbye sleep, goodbye ergonomic seating positions. Now u'll REALLY need iSawadeeka.

Posted by: ronlim at 15 May 2006 10:59 AM | Link to comment

let me tell you my tragic life story of how i was once sold as an osim product.

I worked for long hours, kneading and prodding sore muscles when my owner returned home from work. Tho instruction manual states specifically that i was not to be used for other purposes, due to warranty or defects, i was still made to do "extra". Like washing his clothes, cleaning the rooms. I had to get out of such a parasitic relationship.

What an apt name it was when Osim coined our kind "iSuffer".
With every purchase of "iSuffer", complimentary gift of "uShiok".

And watch out for Osim's latest products, the hair dryer "iBlow" and their vaccum cleaner, "uSuck".

Posted by: mia at 15 May 2006 11:25 AM | Link to comment

It depends on their training. Besides, you might want to try ocupuncture as well... They might work just as well as a thai massage.

Posted by: n305er at 15 May 2006 11:55 AM | Link to comment

I couldn't agree more - massage services in kuching are seriously lacking...

Posted by: Laksa at 15 May 2006 12:58 PM | Link to comment

dude~!wat the hell is that?

Posted by: ting at 15 May 2006 1:03 PM | Link to comment

I sure buy also, kenny! Awesome product *thumbs up*

Posted by: Chapree Da Grande at 15 May 2006 1:26 PM | Link to comment

Good Idea!!!

I miss good massage as well...

Posted by: Wei De at 15 May 2006 1:53 PM | Link to comment

Try Thai Odessey at Tropicana Golf & Country Resort.

Pricey, but it's closest to the real thang.

Posted by: Bonnie at 15 May 2006 2:58 PM | Link to comment

Oops sorry. Forgot you are in Kuching. Do drop by Tropicana when you are in KL.

Posted by: Bonnie at 15 May 2006 3:01 PM | Link to comment

i need shoulder massage.... it's been too long....

Posted by: Kelly at 15 May 2006 3:38 PM | Link to comment

I have never like those massage chair. End of it, you got more bruise than 'syok'.

Posted by: Hijackqueen at 15 May 2006 3:39 PM | Link to comment

wow, i just blogged about my very first thai massage experience in JB. hurts like crap man. totally agree about the WWE wrestler metaphor. :(

Posted by: viv at 15 May 2006 4:09 PM | Link to comment

if i could only own one of the massage chairs ..... it's so costly

Posted by: MMU at 15 May 2006 4:12 PM | Link to comment

dammmmmmmmmmmmn... so funny!!! hahaha. I burst out laughin once i see the pic.. LOL! good job

Posted by: Heoulki at 15 May 2006 4:21 PM | Link to comment

Wow, you are very creative!

Posted by: Crystal at 15 May 2006 4:31 PM | Link to comment

only one time i've been in a massage chair... it was wierd... and my feet were wet and there was a strange cambodian woman rubbing my feet in minty stuff... then she cut my nails and filed them and scrubbed my feet... and massaged my ankles and calves and my knee(?!) all the while talking on her cellphone. I'm not too sure but i think i was having a pedicure... sure didn't feel like one.

my partner is playing Civilasation IV. I haven't properly spoken to him in over a week.......

Posted by: an at 15 May 2006 5:24 PM | Link to comment

hahaha...u rub the box, a beautiful thai massage genie will pop out of no way give u the services.

Posted by: hihand at 15 May 2006 5:51 PM | Link to comment

so f*cking NOT funny!!!! didn't know slapstick comedy was up ya alley.

Posted by: FrenchFries at 15 May 2006 5:53 PM | Link to comment

If u happen to be in Sunway Pyramid, there are THAI massage in there, business run by a local chinese man & he purely hired those masseur from Thailand.

I've tried that; I would say not bad for relaxing. Try out yourself.

Posted by: MagicHouse at 15 May 2006 6:10 PM | Link to comment

and 1 million dollar question is...is the game original?

Posted by: Matthew at 15 May 2006 7:10 PM | Link to comment

Hey. Why no mother's day log?

Posted by: Avril at 15 May 2006 7:51 PM | Link to comment

U ppl r so stupid la...he just trying to tell u indirectly that he's been 'working' and wants to get massage...u ppl missed the whole point...still like wanna encourage him to write more abt his suck ass life....and what civilization game lah? what goodbye life? i thought u didnt have one....

Posted by: Iamsam at 15 May 2006 7:51 PM | Link to comment

missed the tag board, but we understand it has been spammed. Sob*...

Another classic post by Kenny Sia...

Posted by: Cheryl at 15 May 2006 8:20 PM | Link to comment

Osim should just hire you to sit in their office and give ideas.

Posted by: desperate addict at 15 May 2006 9:32 PM | Link to comment

haha

Posted by: daveo at 15 May 2006 9:44 PM | Link to comment

whoaa u enjoy the massage or the girl who massage for u lol

Posted by: rachz at 15 May 2006 10:15 PM | Link to comment

Eh, you can probably buy iSawadeeka right there in Geylang :)

Posted by: Sibeh Sian at 15 May 2006 10:46 PM | Link to comment

you know osim's massage chair is DAMN expensive.
almost can buy one kancil!

Posted by: murakami at 15 May 2006 11:10 PM | Link to comment

Kuching.... go for BLIND CENTRE massage!
haha
or go look for one of those Chinese traditional masseuse... the ones at home... :D

Posted by: cameron at 15 May 2006 11:32 PM | Link to comment

btw... question. why are half the comments about your Short Talk?

Posted by: cameron at 15 May 2006 11:33 PM | Link to comment

hey kenny were u on centennial tower on the 15 may monday?
I think we were in the same lift...

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 May 2006 11:34 PM | Link to comment

are u sure kenny? i scare u will misuse it..haha

Posted by: dragoncity at 16 May 2006 12:49 AM | Link to comment

Nice one.

Posted by: k at 16 May 2006 3:03 AM | Link to comment

57th...=p

Posted by: david at 16 May 2006 9:12 AM | Link to comment

Your box is nicely done but I think you kinda forgotten the shadow.. it doesn't match the box!

Posted by: Meme at 16 May 2006 11:09 AM | Link to comment

JustAnotherTragedy, because I know you wouldn'want me for a massage.

mia, I'm glad when you were in that relationship, eventually uQuit. Otherwise, iDunno what will happen to you.

Matthew, what are you talking about? OF COURSE it is original? I even got a box!

rachz, I'd like to think myself only, but I'd hope for both. ;)

Anonymous, nope. Where's the Centennial Tower?

Posted by: kennysia [TypeKey Profile Page] at 16 May 2006 12:30 PM | Link to comment

were u in singapore on 15 may?

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