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01 April 2006
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Kenny Sia Attempts To Write A Bimbo Blog
It's tough job being a male blogger sometimes.
Some people write for themselves and some people write for an audience. Like most people, I do both and I reckon kennysia.com did a pretty good job so far balancing them.
I do have to admit though that I don't always find writing for an audience easy at all. Most people tell me that they visit my blog for laughs. I acknowledge that. However ideas, inspiration and wit are not something that come 24/7. They go through a cyclical pattern, much like a woman's menstrual cycle.

So occassionally during my low point I get people telling me, "Eh Kenny, write something funny lah." I try to tell them "Eh friend, I'm gonna be very busy the next two weeks hor. Can you like, make my girl have PMS right now so we can get it over and done with?"
That usually shuts them right up.
It's so much easier being a female blogger.
Guys can only write so much humour, politics and technology before we run out of inspiration. For girls, they can write the same stuff if they wanted to, but they can also write a bimbo blog.
Bimbo blog is a genre of blogging that'll never go out of style. They're characterised by the blogger (usually female) posting up half-an-Internet-full-of-bandwidth-sucking photos of themselves going about doing stuff like partying, going for manicures, shopping, partying, attending fashion shows, partying, doing their make-up, partying, meeting celebrities, going on a cruise, partying, partying, partying... zzzzzzz.

Bimbo blogs may not have a lot of substance or thought-provoking content, but you know what? They're fun. And people read it. And people DIG those shit. I know I do. Just look at the female bloggers I linked to on my sidebar - half of them write darn good bimbo blogs.
I read a lot of bimbo blogs because I'm a hot-blooded male and I never stop being curious about the opposite sex since puberty.
One thing though. Bimbo blogs are strictly the realm of female bloggers. Guys can't write bimbo blogs. I mean if you're a guy and you enjoy posting up multiple hi-resolution self-indulgent photos of yourself, mannnnn... you got some serious issues to deal with, mate. Stop touching my body.

That's precisely the reason why I can't help but to feel envious of Xiaxue sometimes. I know it's a bit mean for me to say this, me being her personal friend, I love her and all that. But Xiaxue doesn't exactly write the most cheem stuff you know, and yet the advertisers LOVE her! They love her to DEATH!
I don't understand. How on God's Green Earth is one girl able to, just by writing a pink bimbo blog, attract all those companies giving her free T-shirts, free cruises, free MP3 players, free contact lens solution, free manicure, free hairstyling, etc. At the same time still able to earn MORE advertising revenue in a month than my monthly salary working 9-5.

Heck, I'm getting more hits now than Xiaxue when she first got her Localbrand endorsement. WHERE IS MY ENDORSEMENT DEAL?! WHERE IS MY DAWN YANG TALENT AGENCY CONTRACT!? Hello? Big time major corporate companies!? Does being the No.1 Malaysian blog on Technorati not mean ANYTHING to you???
Ok ok ok, maybe not.
My point is, I'm drowning in a green pool of jealousy at all these perks the bimbo blogs are getting. I think it's clear.
BIMBO BLOG = MONEY.
So I figured, why not turn kennysia.com into a bimbo blog? I'd love to go on a free cruise. I'd love to get a free MP3 player. If they can do it, why can't I?
I mean, how DIFFICULT could it be? All I got do is... post up many many photos of myself.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I am in a good mood today so I am going to give you all make up tips.
These are my nails.

These are my nails after I put on fake nails.

I am so pretty.

These are my eyes.

These are my fake eyelashes.

These are my eyes after I put on fake eyelashes.

I am so pretty.
This is Superstar Virgo.

They sponsored my cruise trip. I am so happy. Please support Superstar Virgo.
Here are some photos of me clubbing with my friends.


Ok gtg. In case you forgot how chio I am, here's a reminder.

I am pretty.

I am pretty.

I am pretty.

I am pretty.

I am pretty.

I am pretty.

Don't you think I'm so gorgeous?
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401 Comments:
scary manz.dont do this!
Posted by: jamie at 01 April 2006 8:59 PM | Link to comment
ahahahhahahahaahaha holy shit hahahahahhaha
Posted by: pinkpau at 01 April 2006 9:03 PM | Link to comment
oh hell. no. nooo...NOOOO!!!!1111
not another bimbo blog!
(but this post is sure as funny as hell)
Posted by: Christopher at 01 April 2006 9:08 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahhahahaha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2006 9:13 PM | Link to comment
Hehehe, you got me chuckling at those fake eyelashes. Pretty, indeed! Err, how much did those fake lashes cost?
Posted by: Magnet at 01 April 2006 9:15 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahahahahahaha kennys! u am a weirdo!
Posted by: kenyn at 01 April 2006 9:19 PM | Link to comment
Bimbo in the house baby!!! :D
Posted by: Sabrina at 01 April 2006 9:20 PM | Link to comment
Good laugh, ha!
Posted by: seasons at 01 April 2006 9:23 PM | Link to comment
*faint*
Posted by: DeV|LisH at 01 April 2006 9:25 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
pengsan sial!
Posted by: singyee at 01 April 2006 9:26 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAH.. when the pink background was loading..I KNEW what was going to happen. :)
Love the clubbing photos man.. you can SO totally dance:) and the pretty photos too! hahahahah
Posted by: Jayelle at 01 April 2006 9:27 PM | Link to comment
lol. nice one!
Posted by: nadnut at 01 April 2006 9:27 PM | Link to comment
tough eh trying to live up expectations after last year's april fool thingy? :P
Posted by: skinny at 01 April 2006 9:27 PM | Link to comment
#1 malaysian blog? u gotta be kidding me. jeff ooi and even kahsoon.com is ranked higher than u!
maybe in your dreams.
Posted by: cks at 01 April 2006 9:34 PM | Link to comment
lol. good shit man.
Posted by: Dude at 01 April 2006 9:36 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA! The last few shots are the bessssst!
Posted by: Jace at 01 April 2006 9:36 PM | Link to comment
ROFLMAO OMGWTFBBQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HOLY COW THE LAST THREE SHOTS WERE EXCEPTIONALLY HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOO KENNY YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH MY GUTS OUT!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11
and thats a cute superstar virgo you have there! i suppose you have to minimise urself to sit on it eh? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. good job!!
Posted by: Ersalina at 01 April 2006 9:39 PM | Link to comment
omg you're so hot kenny i just came in my pants.
lolz. that was very very good, lolz.
Posted by: qsl at 01 April 2006 9:41 PM | Link to comment
Lololol
Since you won't be using those fake lashes anymore, can post them to me? I'm all out for any freebies.
Posted by: Miss simlplicity at 01 April 2006 9:47 PM | Link to comment
Hey kenny, I noticed that the curtains in your room are even pink in colour, lol!
Posted by: Rey at 01 April 2006 9:52 PM | Link to comment
you rocks!
Posted by: Rootified at 01 April 2006 9:54 PM | Link to comment
Hey Pretty. This is good stuff.
Posted by: sleelt at 01 April 2006 9:59 PM | Link to comment
CB...you really apply those shits on?!
Posted by: Kenny Lee at 01 April 2006 10:00 PM | Link to comment
when i first saw this, i thought i typed the wrong address. but its really funny! love you blog!
Posted by: wY at 01 April 2006 10:01 PM | Link to comment
OH.
MY.
FREAKIN.
GOD.
I thought what the hell happened when I saw the pink background.
Totally agree on what you said about bimbo blogs. People just like to see pretty pics. I swear I would have a bimbo blog too if I have a camera and a pretty face. Too bad I don't.
I agree on XX too but I still love her! Just cos she's so lovable! Oh i envy her like hell!
And where did you get those fake eyelashes??
Kenny! You're so cute and pretty! I 'heart' you!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2006 10:03 PM | Link to comment
OH.
MY.
FREAKIN.
GOD.
I thought what the hell happened when I saw the pink background.
Totally agree on what you said about bimbo blogs. People just like to see pretty pics. I swear I would have a bimbo blog too if I have a camera and a pretty face. Too bad I don't.
I agree on XX too but I still love her! Just cos she's so lovable! Oh i envy her like hell!
And where did you get those fake eyelashes??
Kenny! You're so cute and pretty! I 'heart' you!!!
Posted by: bullshit at 01 April 2006 10:04 PM | Link to comment
my goodness kenny my gooooodnesss!. u just ruined dinner. :(
Posted by: yvonneee at 01 April 2006 10:06 PM | Link to comment
You're pretty! Yes, you are!
I'm earning weird stares from people in the computer lab because I burst out laughing looking at your clubbing pics. Effing funny stuff dude.
Posted by: -k at 01 April 2006 10:10 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Best April Fool's post yet. You still have it. I'm so spreading this to my actual bimbo friends.
Posted by: cynical-idealist at 01 April 2006 10:20 PM | Link to comment
you're so pretty!
Posted by: perforashyun at 01 April 2006 10:30 PM | Link to comment
Kenny you rocks it hard man, 2 thumbs up!
Posted by: Jeremiah at 01 April 2006 10:31 PM | Link to comment
holy hell
i got the shock of my life. even counter checked the url and background to make sure. only after seeing you on the main header photo made me realize it was actually kennysia.com
damn,don't this often. u'd give the weak hearted a seizure man. :p
nice 'bimbo' pics by the way. confirm boleh jadi satu.
Posted by: yanz at 01 April 2006 10:34 PM | Link to comment
cks you must be dreaming right? kennysia.com is ranked 194. Jeff Ooi is ranked 948. Kahsoon? He's not even in the 3 digit vicinity!
Get your facts right.
Posted by: spirit at 01 April 2006 10:34 PM | Link to comment
Holy toot Kenny, this is too much excitement. *dies*
Posted by: marina at 01 April 2006 10:36 PM | Link to comment
Wei! Don't change lar! I prefer your previous style, much much nicer. And I hate bimbo blogs. I hate it when people, especially girls like to act cute. Looks so immature. Have to admit the pictures were pretty funny too XD
Posted by: Leslie at 01 April 2006 10:39 PM | Link to comment
Anyway, I do hope that you get more advertisers on your blog, Kenny, as loreal catchphrase would be, "because you are worth it"
You, sir, are awesome :)
I'd hire you, cept I'm forever broke ...
Posted by: marina at 01 April 2006 10:42 PM | Link to comment
holy shit.. luckily i'm not drinking or something.. chocking with my saliva..
Posted by: crazysocket at 01 April 2006 10:42 PM | Link to comment
And i thought i clicked the wrong blog! XD
4 letters. L.M.A.O
xDD!!!
Posted by: Chloe at 01 April 2006 10:47 PM | Link to comment
yeah! at last kenny got it right!~ now start a new blog category, male-bimbo blog!! nice! then i'll never have to read ur blog! good eh?
Posted by: adrian at 01 April 2006 10:47 PM | Link to comment
aiyo kenny i tot i went to XX blog, u nth to do isit? copy XX? Haha. Plz put more of the funny pics man.. Ur fans will like it.... U look cute lar. Can i pinch ur cheek? Next time u endorse Sony lor. Since Ipod wun gif u free stuffs..
Posted by: Cheryl at 01 April 2006 10:49 PM | Link to comment
fucking good bimbo "spoof", almost got me choked laughing.
Posted by: bad at 01 April 2006 10:50 PM | Link to comment
Omg I so love you Kenny! XD. Salute for your attention to details, even your watermark for the photos has the pose similar to that of XX! A great April Fool's joke indeed~ Long live Kenny, the hottest and prettiest bimbo! =P
Posted by: Muchakucha at 01 April 2006 10:53 PM | Link to comment
I LOVE KENNY SIA!
Posted by: shan at 01 April 2006 10:54 PM | Link to comment
lol omg
damn freaky funny!
Posted by: waiwah at 01 April 2006 10:59 PM | Link to comment
oh. my. god.
that is the most hilarious piece of .. uh.. i've ever read!!!!
you're SOOO pretty omg!
Posted by: gwen at 01 April 2006 11:00 PM | Link to comment
and i thought i clicked on the wrong link as well.
omg.
lmfao.
Posted by: gwen at 01 April 2006 11:01 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH!!
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER!
YES KENNY
YOU ARE PRETTY!
ROFL
Posted by: ed^lyn at 01 April 2006 11:07 PM | Link to comment
OMG
Posted by: ling at 01 April 2006 11:09 PM | Link to comment
ohmygod. this is the best post. EVER. :D i'm afraid my family thinks i'm crazy because i laughed uncontrollably at the computer screen... all alone. :p this xiaxue parody is so hilarious, ROFL.
two thumbs up kenny! :D
Posted by: amirah a. at 01 April 2006 11:13 PM | Link to comment
omfg! you killed kenny you bastard bimbo!!!
Posted by: wingz at 01 April 2006 11:20 PM | Link to comment
ohmigosh u actually got FAKE lashes, FAKE nails! just for a bimbo entry !
hahaha u crack me up man!
maybe u shud get some cheap eyeliner, lipgloss, eyeshadow and attempt an entry on putting on makeup!
hahahha loving this entry!
Posted by: gurl at 01 April 2006 11:24 PM | Link to comment
siao tar po..
wana be hot chio bu also go for some liposuction 1st lah.. lol..
XX needs some fat reduction.. maybe she can donate some of hers over to Dawn..
post some of ur shots with wigs.. u'd make a good 'mummy' in chao kit..
Posted by: blerh.. at 01 April 2006 11:31 PM | Link to comment
drumrolls~~!!
salute! bt, bring the old kenny back would yah?
Posted by: mayc at 01 April 2006 11:32 PM | Link to comment
xiaxue will laugh her heart out when she see this
wahahahahah!!!
kennysia! rocks!!!!!
Posted by: xabi at 01 April 2006 11:48 PM | Link to comment
gay
Posted by: kennygay at 01 April 2006 11:50 PM | Link to comment
gheyy!
Posted by: milo at 01 April 2006 11:51 PM | Link to comment
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Gay post
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2006 11:53 PM | Link to comment
happy april fool!
Posted by: serene at 01 April 2006 11:55 PM | Link to comment
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Gay
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2006 11:56 PM | Link to comment
Hahahhahaha.... funny!!
Posted by: desmond!! at 02 April 2006 12:03 AM | Link to comment
wow u gave me heart attack la... (myocardial infarction)!
damn... i tot u kidnapped xiaxue's blog or i clicked on the wrong shortcut and bleh... good one!
*STANDS AND BOWS* POOP!
oi COME TO PENANG leh... always GO KL and SG!
you got Friends (ahem, FANS) in PG oso leh
then u can totally drown urself in cendol and ais kacang while rowing on a popiah, yum yum char koay teow!
totally, change back to good old kennysia.com after the weekend (latest ok?) later my mummy oso get SHOCK looking at ur site banner.
ah pulau mutiara awaits you, even without the monorail yet. and bring ko lo mee oso ok? green road one hehex jz jking
Posted by: khwaix at 02 April 2006 12:03 AM | Link to comment
Good Lord...one of your best blogs! Haha... Gonna come back wheneva i need a good laugh!
Posted by: Christy Tang at 02 April 2006 12:03 AM | Link to comment
rofl.
Posted by: arifsanchez at 02 April 2006 12:08 AM | Link to comment
You fucking gay. You make me wanna puke!! Stick to blue for god sake!!
Posted by: wenjun at 02 April 2006 12:08 AM | Link to comment
The best post to date! Almost died laughing!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 12:15 AM | Link to comment
If your aim is to humour your readers, congratulations, you've gone beyond expectations!
Posted by: Jai Net at 02 April 2006 12:19 AM | Link to comment
Jealousy kills............................
Kidding
You actually bought those lashes and put it on?
why didnt you do it step by step and post it up?
you got Fare.net to sponsor what...its not that bad.
Posted by: hanabee at 02 April 2006 12:20 AM | Link to comment
To Kenny..
Can I say
HAWT!?
kthxbi
Posted by: suertes at 02 April 2006 12:21 AM | Link to comment
Man.. you are really good.
SG got their XiaXue, we got our own KennySia...
Hats off!
Posted by: James at 02 April 2006 12:24 AM | Link to comment
hahaha..OMG!!! HILARIOUSNESS!!
*speechless*
-from laughing too hard!!
Posted by: babelicious69 at 02 April 2006 12:24 AM | Link to comment
ur so funny, man.
at first, i tot what the hell happenned? wendy stole ur domain name??
ur take on bimbo blogs so darn hillarious.
i laugh till tears come out.
Posted by: pyro7 at 02 April 2006 12:24 AM | Link to comment
omigod..
i was pretty sure i typed kennysia.com .. and was wondering how come it was XX's page.. then stumbled upon ur picture.. wahuahuahuahuahua
*laughed my head off*
U ROCK kenny! :)
Posted by: cutelatte at 02 April 2006 12:30 AM | Link to comment
Wahlau eh, I had to check the URL twice cos I thought I came to the wrong blog man!
Posted by: FF at 02 April 2006 12:31 AM | Link to comment
lol. thanks for the laughs. =)
Posted by: esaint at 02 April 2006 12:32 AM | Link to comment
you're da babe man!! ;))
Posted by: SooNie at 02 April 2006 12:39 AM | Link to comment
Hey Dude, good job, funny like hell.
Posted by: e at 02 April 2006 12:44 AM | Link to comment
WAHAHA! funnnnny, and definitely kudos for ur efforts! u made my day! haha
Posted by: jiahao at 02 April 2006 12:48 AM | Link to comment
holy ... now that's THE funniest april's fools post EVER. Way to go, Kenny!
Posted by: Liz at 02 April 2006 12:49 AM | Link to comment
Good Job Dude!!
Posted by: jOEL at 02 April 2006 12:51 AM | Link to comment
hey hottie.
Ha. ha.
Posted by: alexis at 02 April 2006 12:52 AM | Link to comment
LOL!!! It's been a while since you made me laugh so hard, you bimbo!
Posted by: mel at 02 April 2006 1:04 AM | Link to comment
i wonder what would your mom think if she ever sees this...=)
But haha! =) That's all i can say =)
Posted by: dandelion at 02 April 2006 1:07 AM | Link to comment
You crack me up~ When u're even in SG again, email me~ I wanna have a drink with you, you damn bimbo. XD
Posted by: Yun at 02 April 2006 1:07 AM | Link to comment
Oii Kenny, sudah gila kah?
Posted by: Imran at 02 April 2006 1:07 AM | Link to comment
LMFAO. Good one Kenny!! I can't remember the last time I grinning like an idiot while reading a blog. Hehe.
Posted by: Nadia at 02 April 2006 1:11 AM | Link to comment
OMFG~!
please kenny~!
go back to the old lay out~!!!!!
Posted by: Dwe2 at 02 April 2006 1:12 AM | Link to comment
lanchiao..........damn funny man......when like first came to the website...i thought it was xia xue's one.......OMG.........damn gayish man
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 1:19 AM | Link to comment
oh-my-freaking-gawd.
yes. you are so pretty.
You don't have to remind us how chio you are so many times anyway
Posted by: hayley at 02 April 2006 1:20 AM | Link to comment
A rather redundant entry, kenny! U r who u r! Don't imitate others for the sake of gettin paid for lucrative endorsements! It's kinda cheapskate.
Wacky post though.
Posted by: aileen at 02 April 2006 1:21 AM | Link to comment
Man, I'm sure my gay friends would love to stick their cocks up your arse (one at a time, of course).. ha ha ha.. really impressive stuff - you surely do have the X-factor, bro!!
Posted by: kumar at 02 April 2006 1:23 AM | Link to comment
lol, man those last few pics kinda scared me ay... =S haha... i dont think the nails suit u kenny... =/
Posted by: lisa at 02 April 2006 1:24 AM | Link to comment
serious.
u are the most entertaining blog.
i'm sure yr endorsement will come pretty soon.
tone up yr body, dude.
Posted by: Jessica Lai at 02 April 2006 1:25 AM | Link to comment
oh my, i thought i went into xx's blog. haha~ nice one and i think u look super funny in the clubbing picture. look so 'toot'
Posted by: jfoll at 02 April 2006 1:26 AM | Link to comment
new version of xx's
Posted by: Moo. at 02 April 2006 1:42 AM | Link to comment
Not bad.
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 02 April 2006 1:49 AM | Link to comment
wahahahahahahaha, this is so damn hillarious i nearly fell off my chair kenny!!! great post!!!
Posted by: maemee at 02 April 2006 1:54 AM | Link to comment
greatest april fool pressie. *falls off chair*
Thanks Kenny!!! My insomnia has been swept away by those beautiful pics.
Posted by: Bel at 02 April 2006 2:02 AM | Link to comment
waraosss...u can put on fake lashes better than me!!!
Posted by: sputniks at 02 April 2006 2:05 AM | Link to comment
OH MY GOODNESS ME!
you gave me a shock!!! when i clicked on your page, and that came out, i thought i was on the wrong page! And then it occured to me, that it was indeed correct after all!!!
hahaha. i don't think you're bimbo enough to write a bimbo blog, but hey, i must say this is a really good entry!!! damn entertaining!!! hahaha...
keep up the great work!! :) Hehehehee...
Mei can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Mei at 02 April 2006 2:05 AM | Link to comment
LMFAO!!Salutes Kenny!!Way to go wif dis bimbo stuff!!U rox to the max!!
Posted by: dadaz at 02 April 2006 2:09 AM | Link to comment
OMG!! The old kenny is back!!!!
I laughed so hard at this entry, just like when I read your 2005 April Fool's entry.
hahahah...
Posted by: YongLin at 02 April 2006 2:25 AM | Link to comment
OooOoo..didn't know camwhoring cud be that delighting!!hahhaa~~~ @@
Posted by: Ashy at 02 April 2006 2:32 AM | Link to comment
i swear i stared at the main picture for a full 3 minutes before i realise my eyes are not playing tricks on me.
OH
MY
GOD
.
why the hell did you do these?
though i found it extremely hilarious.
i laughed my guts out! =X
any ideas how xiaxue will respond to this? hahs
Posted by: junn at 02 April 2006 2:37 AM | Link to comment
OMG, OMG! I'm going to have a nightmare.
Posted by: Diane at 02 April 2006 2:39 AM | Link to comment
=) this is a pretty cool entry.
Posted by: yorshee at 02 April 2006 2:43 AM | Link to comment
ahhhhhhahahhaha.
Alright. Im sure you'll be getting your endorsements soon ;)
Posted by: maowie at 02 April 2006 2:44 AM | Link to comment
>>>>>>>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
THE BIMBO MAN????
Posted by: Bluesky at 02 April 2006 2:52 AM | Link to comment
you know, you actually look not bad with those lashes
Posted by: sher at 02 April 2006 2:54 AM | Link to comment
damn!
me laughed n laughed n laughed n laughed n laughed n laughed...just can't stop laughing...damn!
kenny da bimbo rox to the max!!!
Posted by: chaze at 02 April 2006 2:59 AM | Link to comment
Cool
Posted by: Adriana at 02 April 2006 3:01 AM | Link to comment
kudos... very nice humour
Posted by: Alcoholic at 02 April 2006 3:20 AM | Link to comment
kenny sia rocks!!! keep up the good work!!
u r one of the best web joker i ever met
Posted by: yuyjin at 02 April 2006 3:32 AM | Link to comment
You firgured out how to wear the fake eye lashes huh
Posted by: sy at 02 April 2006 3:37 AM | Link to comment
WAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA MAN I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the best best post EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD
*laughs till she dies*
WAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD XD XD
Posted by: Mich at 02 April 2006 3:51 AM | Link to comment
Happy April Fool's Day to Kenny!
wow man, that nail thing is so gei! Do you go clubbing in your underwear or boxer short? That was cool Kenny, I like it!
Posted by: shortylam at 02 April 2006 4:04 AM | Link to comment
this is so xiaxue style. muhahaha.
Posted by: lp001 at 02 April 2006 4:04 AM | Link to comment
LMAOZZOXXX00RSSZZ!!!!!
Posted by: Audi at 02 April 2006 5:34 AM | Link to comment
hahahahahhaha!! *pukes blood* *dies*
Posted by: Devilishaz at 02 April 2006 6:19 AM | Link to comment
Lurve this entry!!!
Thanx for the laughs!
;)
Posted by: Fong at 02 April 2006 7:15 AM | Link to comment
omg omg. Kenny look SO pretty!!!
u should get urself a caucasian boyfriend too.
then the bimbo blog will be COMPLETE!!
omg omg. you look SO much prettier than Xia Xue with that fake eyelashes. hehe *pinch Kenny's cheeks* SO pretty lah. SO pretty lah. *pinches again*
Posted by: cheng sim at 02 April 2006 7:17 AM | Link to comment
the funniest n greatest bimbo blog ever!!!
i am tearing with joy :p
Posted by: ericky at 02 April 2006 7:57 AM | Link to comment
AHHAHAHAAHHAHhahahHAHAHahahhHAha i have cramps now from laughing too hard hahaha but love this post
xoxo karla
Posted by: karla at 02 April 2006 8:23 AM | Link to comment
OMG LOL LOL LOL, really pretty kenny, REALLY pretty.
hahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahhaaha nice eyelashes dude, you should go enter the mr universe if you get what i mean ;)
Posted by: ying ling at 02 April 2006 8:35 AM | Link to comment
simply gorgeous dude...
Posted by: kelvin at 02 April 2006 8:47 AM | Link to comment
omg kenny! change it back, i LOVE ur style! don't be like xiaxue just for the sake of it! that's an april fool joke rite? LOL cuz i just realized the day u posted it was yesterday
Posted by: amber at 02 April 2006 8:57 AM | Link to comment
Your coconuts have shrunk in size after that bimbo blog, kenny :P
Posted by: TTT at 02 April 2006 9:02 AM | Link to comment
ah, so cute...
Posted by: snn at 02 April 2006 9:11 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, YOU'RE SO PRETTY!!! LOL!!!
Posted by: Maddy at 02 April 2006 9:19 AM | Link to comment
lol you never fail to crack me up Kenny :)
Posted by: K at 02 April 2006 9:45 AM | Link to comment
there is a story abt kenny and rockson, called humphim hill on some grunge teacher's website..i think its based on brokeback mountain..
Posted by: uiooip at 02 April 2006 9:48 AM | Link to comment
u got your point across....he he funny lo
Posted by: norm at 02 April 2006 10:14 AM | Link to comment
omggggg lol!
Posted by: Cheesecakeerian at 02 April 2006 10:19 AM | Link to comment
I see. Then according to your cyclical graph, the minimum point of your inspiration levels increase as the months go by.The minimum point for your 17th month also happens to be the maximum point for your in the 8th month. Also, is the cyclical pattern exponential?
Posted by: Annabelle at 02 April 2006 10:29 AM | Link to comment
NOOoooOooOo...
Don't la turn into one of em' bimbo blogs!!
And you party in red boxer shorts?? or is that some 'beach' shorts... and dude. u wanna get em' fake eye lashes.. get something fuller laaa... like the ones xiaxue puts on.
you need bimbo classes laaa...
But its hilarious!!! wasn't feeling all that great until i saw the blog. hahahahahaha.
Posted by: tina at 02 April 2006 10:31 AM | Link to comment
dude, so far, i had been an anonymous reader. but today i have to say, DAMN YOU'RE FUNNY! hahahah. I'm loving it! keep up the bimbo blogging. haha.
Posted by: Naz at 02 April 2006 10:32 AM | Link to comment
To the ppl going on about the "Malaysia's #1 blog" comment, chill. He's just following the other bimbo's "Singapore's #1 blog" tag. Don't take these things so seriouslylah!
So Jeff Ooi and fans can rest easy.
Posted by: Magnet at 02 April 2006 10:33 AM | Link to comment
Wah, laughed until I pee(d)in mah pants!!! U damn good, Kenny Siao!
Posted by: mojojo at 02 April 2006 10:37 AM | Link to comment
Once I found your blog....I will be back for more and more...very addictive....
Posted by: Allen at 02 April 2006 10:59 AM | Link to comment
Nabeh! hahahah kenny! ur so the pretty lei. sure some guys PCC just looking at ur bimbo photos.
eew.
Good post. hmmm seriously, DONT you get all the perks like xiaxue? I thought you do. Sexist aye? I think its bcoz u dont have that bombshell image with your tits half hanging out and have camel-like lashes...
Hmm... go figure lah.
Prolly u could get sth from OSIM ;)
Posted by: amydoll at 02 April 2006 11:02 AM | Link to comment
lolll i found Kenny in humphim hill~ its here
Posted by: K at 02 April 2006 11:05 AM | Link to comment
hey kenny, u definately rocks lahs.. i frequent yours and xiaxue's everytime.. you two ah!.. rock my bloggy world!!
ps. ur photoshop skill... wow..
Posted by: miranda at 02 April 2006 11:09 AM | Link to comment
WEE U WEE!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
that's the funniest april fool's joke ever.
Posted by: mee goreng at 02 April 2006 11:15 AM | Link to comment
you rock - superb effect, one of the better april fool stunts XD
Posted by: Michelle at 02 April 2006 11:16 AM | Link to comment
hahaha that was a good one!
Posted by: pokok kelapak at 02 April 2006 11:17 AM | Link to comment
OH MY GOD this is so funny. HAHAHAHAA.
Posted by: Valerie at 02 April 2006 11:23 AM | Link to comment
that is some nasty shit..
lol.. but funny though..
Posted by: GoodRubber at 02 April 2006 11:29 AM | Link to comment
You are quite a shit head...
but
your entries crack me up for work.
Posted by: Sexychild at 02 April 2006 11:31 AM | Link to comment
I can't believe you actually bought the nails and the eyelashes!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
You look nice with the lashes!!!
Posted by: cakie at 02 April 2006 11:37 AM | Link to comment
KENNY
Posted by: -[i lan my world]- at 02 April 2006 11:45 AM | Link to comment
funny kenny. but i sure hope this doesn't mean u have turned into a cunt like your friend xiaxue. why must u be so proud about being associated with her, you make me sick and embarassed to be your fellow malaysian.
Posted by: friend at 02 April 2006 11:45 AM | Link to comment
OMG.. this is confirm chop stamp one of the funniest entry u ever put up.. kenny ur the man!!
Posted by: sixsphere at 02 April 2006 11:46 AM | Link to comment
gosh.that was really good and extremely funny! Really a good one!!
Posted by: Eileen at 02 April 2006 11:52 AM | Link to comment
ooo looks like you have a natural blush to go with your "i'm so pretty" captions too ;)
Posted by: sagrada at 02 April 2006 12:05 PM | Link to comment
hey kenny!!! dun change ur blog layout!!! urs rocks...simplicity at its best! haha
Posted by: kuchingite27 at 02 April 2006 12:08 PM | Link to comment
Holy cows, that was funny.. cept the last few pictures... got me shivering.. brrr...
Posted by: SengYau at 02 April 2006 12:18 PM | Link to comment
forget the Stellars. Kenny's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! daaaaaaamn! you fierce, girlfriend!
Posted by: neckbone at 02 April 2006 12:26 PM | Link to comment
Gosh...you look like a drag queen..
Posted by: Marisa at 02 April 2006 12:35 PM | Link to comment
....A bimbo blog?ugh.that sucks.I bet if u continue with this bimbo blog you'll lose even more readers.Excuse me for a sec.I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Nobody at 02 April 2006 12:36 PM | Link to comment
you basket lah..!!
Posted by: kai at 02 April 2006 12:42 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHA!! omg!! i thought i clicked on xiaxue's blog (which i dun really like). Neways, HILARIOUS!! and you're GORGEOUS!!
Posted by: navaeh at 02 April 2006 12:50 PM | Link to comment
ha , girl....long time never reading here....will visit more often your nice blog.... btw, y KENNY SIA blog layout SAME with you recenly?? Funny !
Posted by: SLeeK@ER at 02 April 2006 12:51 PM | Link to comment
http://fifaworldcupinfo.blogspot.com/
Posted by: http://fifaworldcupinfo.blogspot.com/ at 02 April 2006 12:52 PM | Link to comment
U r still the best!! your expressions are gold!!!
Posted by: zen at 02 April 2006 12:59 PM | Link to comment
I just decide to see what's new on your blog, and.....BLAM!!!
There you are stylin' in that Sunkist Orange shirt and those LEGS!! Holy MOLEY, Kenny, those LEGS!! LMAO!!
I really DO like this blog!!
Posted by: Elaine at 02 April 2006 1:03 PM | Link to comment
WTH was that? Kennysia.com will have to be shut down and he will get charged for making innocent readers laugh till they drop dead and die!
Posted by: alkhf at 02 April 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
KenXia blog?
Posted by: mybabybay at 02 April 2006 1:27 PM | Link to comment
This is so damn hilarious.
I don't found it offensive as you copy the layout style as XiaXue.By the way,i love your sense of humour,even if you don't.
Good job!!
Posted by: nicole at 02 April 2006 1:51 PM | Link to comment
don't give up the day job, dude... haha
Posted by: eyeris at 02 April 2006 1:53 PM | Link to comment
omg, this entry is freakingly cracking me up.
Posted by: jingyi at 02 April 2006 2:03 PM | Link to comment
happy xiaxuey anniversary
i'm so envious of ur dewy, shiny-cheeks look
Posted by: a pig at 02 April 2006 2:20 PM | Link to comment
hahahahaha.
KENNY! YOU VIOLATED YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!
Get a sex change, it might help...
Posted by: Angelique at 02 April 2006 2:37 PM | Link to comment
*drop dead*
you killed me... with those photos (-__-)"
Posted by: cholic at 02 April 2006 2:46 PM | Link to comment
u outdid yourself once again... haha
Posted by: I.X. at 02 April 2006 2:46 PM | Link to comment
I HATE XIAXUE... HAHA... how many of u do?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 2:54 PM | Link to comment
I admired your courage for putting this entry... A truly himbo blog... ah ha ha...
Posted by: SQ47 at 02 April 2006 2:58 PM | Link to comment
I DON'T hate xiaxue. I just hate some of her statements but not her. I like other parts of her. Nyeh.
Kenny sia u r hilarious....
Posted by: Izzati at 02 April 2006 4:00 PM | Link to comment
one more thing, after you stick the fakes eyelashes and made that ke lian look, an unkenny resemblance to Dawn Yeo...
Posted by: SQ47 at 02 April 2006 4:01 PM | Link to comment
Kenny is born with it.. thus maybelline should be endorsing you soon..
Posted by: serendipity at 02 April 2006 4:11 PM | Link to comment
i've never commented before here but bwahahahahahaahahahahaha!!! this post is an all time high!
Posted by: khairul at 02 April 2006 4:19 PM | Link to comment
haha. no doubt its hillarious and funny~
but i wonder how xiaxue will think abt it.
if i was her. i would have drop dead on my bed and cry dude!
anyway! nice post :) keep it up
Posted by: ziqwiz at 02 April 2006 4:22 PM | Link to comment
haha. love the sarcasm ;)
Posted by: secretbear at 02 April 2006 4:26 PM | Link to comment
You actually look quite cute with them lashes. Strange, oh definitely. but quite pretty indeed kenny! Your enthusiasm to transform kennysia into a bimbo blog is palpable.
Posted by: satirist at 02 April 2006 4:30 PM | Link to comment
Dun wry kenny, u'll get ur endorsement deals, da companies jz hvta finish givin da rest 2 da other bimbo blogs...
coz if u giv deals to ONE bimbo blog...u hvta giv deals to ALL bimbo blogs.
Posted by: Sam at 02 April 2006 4:35 PM | Link to comment
ROFL!
So freaking funny!
I love Kenny Sia!!
He rawks !
Posted by: bluey at 02 April 2006 4:51 PM | Link to comment
omg. laughing really loud
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Posted by: nameeman at 02 April 2006 4:57 PM | Link to comment
dude...u got no life....
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 4:58 PM | Link to comment
Now, do we really need any more convincing?
STEP 2: Testicle reduction, followed by
STEP 3: Nose and boob jobs. Maybe just nose. Your existing D cups are sufficiently large.
Posted by: Kurt at 02 April 2006 5:02 PM | Link to comment
one of the xia xue's "admirer", arent u?
Posted by: sep at 02 April 2006 5:32 PM | Link to comment
Damn you freak me out Kenny....
Posted by: Mike t at 02 April 2006 5:35 PM | Link to comment
Your eyes are prettier than mine leh.
Even without the lashes
Posted by: Skyler at 02 April 2006 6:01 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, you're a genius! This is soooo funny!
Rock on, man.
May = )
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 6:22 PM | Link to comment
SO CRAP LOR!!! LMAO LMAO
Posted by: jia at 02 April 2006 7:13 PM | Link to comment
"Bimbo blog is a genre of blogging that'll never go out of style. They're characterised by the blogger (usually female) posting up half-an-Internet-full-of-bandwidth-sucking photos of themselves going about doing stuff like partying, going for manicures, shopping, partying, attending fashion shows, partying, doing their make-up, partying, meeting celebrities, going on a cruise, partying, partying, partying... zzzzzzz."
LOL
Posted by: JoyceTheFairy at 02 April 2006 7:20 PM | Link to comment
GaH~!!!
Posted by: toothless at 02 April 2006 7:24 PM | Link to comment
being bimbo is so not you man... but once a while i`s a good laugh :P
Posted by: alex at 02 April 2006 7:33 PM | Link to comment
hmmm... don't quite like this jealous side of kenny sia... you have to agree that wendy's too witty to be a bimbo...
Posted by: sharon at 02 April 2006 7:46 PM | Link to comment
AWW MAN YOU RIPPED XX'S LAYUOUT WHOLESALE!
Posted by: ann jie at 02 April 2006 7:47 PM | Link to comment
I love this post!!! This is the best! hahahahaha
Posted by: JJ at 02 April 2006 8:08 PM | Link to comment
FLMAO !!
Posted by: ahwai at 02 April 2006 8:12 PM | Link to comment
omg that was freaking funny. lol.
Posted by: rei at 02 April 2006 8:13 PM | Link to comment
hmmm, another way of getting girls all over you apart from joining a rock band....GET A FREAKING BIMBO BLOG! well, it works so props man. ;)
Posted by: hot shortie at 02 April 2006 8:52 PM | Link to comment
kenny, u r a genius.
no, really.
Posted by: kfchrispy at 02 April 2006 9:31 PM | Link to comment
I think I'm in love with you..
lolx
Good one, dude! (as always)
Posted by: yippie at 02 April 2006 9:45 PM | Link to comment
that sure made me laugh...
your expressions are unique.
I would usually just scroll on your blog but this one really grabbed my atention, thus, forcing me to make my first comment here...
Keep it up, Kenny!
Posted by: van at 02 April 2006 9:54 PM | Link to comment
nice superstar virgo... LOL...
n those fake nails n eyelashes... r those ur mum's or u really bought it? ahahahaha
Posted by: CrimsonBlaze at 02 April 2006 9:55 PM | Link to comment
You are SO pretty~ happy april fool~ :)
Posted by: diana at 02 April 2006 10:20 PM | Link to comment
don't sell out.
Posted by: mia at 02 April 2006 10:23 PM | Link to comment
You are hilarious! What a cute bimbo
Posted by: Jazzy at 02 April 2006 10:26 PM | Link to comment
True..Agree 100% bout the cheem thing..like paris hilton la..u hate her guts out..waiting for a headlines to say "Paris Hilton breaks not ONE...but TWO NAILS!" then we all can laugh at her..wahaha gues that's almost the case with the bimbobloggers..i check them just to see them make a fool of tehmselves and screw up..i do think kennysia deserves endorsements..next time when i open my own company, ur first on my list kenny! :) a piece of advice..*whisper* mayb u should pay sm1 to 'hack' ur account n u lose all ur priceless blogs?? *wink*wink* im lame :P
Posted by: May at 02 April 2006 10:31 PM | Link to comment
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: averii at 02 April 2006 10:33 PM | Link to comment
I laughed till i died when i saw the superstar virgo! LOL
Posted by: Jay at 02 April 2006 10:45 PM | Link to comment
its funny, in a scary way, now i would have to deal with the nightmares... >>
Posted by: strawberryshake87 at 02 April 2006 10:46 PM | Link to comment
man~ u are one hell of a funny guy man!! 24/7 cracking stuff that is unexpected!!!
thumbs up!!good entertainment!!!
Posted by: jerena at 02 April 2006 10:49 PM | Link to comment
okay, that about settles my nightmares for the next three months.
heh, but you're so funny!
Posted by: minru at 02 April 2006 10:58 PM | Link to comment
kenny with the fake eyelashes looks so cute and innocent~~ muackkssssssssssssssssssss!
Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 02 April 2006 10:59 PM | Link to comment
oh my goodness!! so funny!! you're really original=)
Posted by: bee hoon at 02 April 2006 11:04 PM | Link to comment
man just revert to ur old skin this one suck big time
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 11:06 PM | Link to comment
mate if you want to keep no 1 on technorati then get rid of those silly pink background....
Posted by: mc at 02 April 2006 11:22 PM | Link to comment
haha. ur self picts are so funny. ^^
Posted by: rachel at 02 April 2006 11:26 PM | Link to comment
LOL.I love your blog!
hahaha but pls dun ever do that again;p
Posted by: ange at 02 April 2006 11:28 PM | Link to comment
FREAKING HILARIOUS! ..
omg... i actually knew you would do this sooner or later! lol! :P
Posted by: jen at 02 April 2006 11:30 PM | Link to comment
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't stop!!!!!
You da Man!!!!!
Posted by: Josh at 02 April 2006 11:31 PM | Link to comment
reading your blog isnt just entertaining but also lead readers (me) to introspect on themselves, so it's not just plain funny, hilarious anymore.
Posted by: Mandy at 02 April 2006 11:37 PM | Link to comment
Wahaha~! Yess Kenny I really think you are gorgeous & pretty and I muz say you've got some gd skin there..mayb you shd endorse some skin product or even cosmestics? -_-"
Wahaha~! I can die laughing when reading your blog.. =)
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 02 April 2006 11:43 PM | Link to comment
Haha.. damn funnie. You must show your boobs too mah :D
Posted by: Jacky at 02 April 2006 11:48 PM | Link to comment
Great site to laugh till ya drop~God~
for some odd reason xiaxue...ya losing to kenny...he's so sweet~
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 April 2006 11:48 PM | Link to comment
kenny at his best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jingwei at 03 April 2006 12:00 AM | Link to comment
I was reading this while trying to sneeze in peace and what happens?? A LAUGH-SNEEZE! Now my comp screen is covered in mucus (from the sneeze) and spit (from the laugh). This is one bloody funny entry, you look smashing in fake eyelashes and yes Kenny, YOU ARE PRETTY! Happy?
Posted by: MC at 03 April 2006 12:04 AM | Link to comment
Just an addendum to my comment above, I know why you don't get free stuff Kenny - because you're not using XX's Shu Eumura fake eyelashes. It takes money to make money baby!
Posted by: MC at 03 April 2006 12:08 AM | Link to comment
Just an addendum to my comment above, I know why you don't get free stuff Kenny - because you're not using XX's super-duper ultra-deluxe mink-nose-hair Shu Eumura fake eyelashes. It takes money to make money baby!
Posted by: MC at 03 April 2006 12:09 AM | Link to comment
one of the funniest i've read so far!!hahhaha....although i suggest you try not to be so much of a bimbo!!you could always keep genitals and be a HIMBO!!!hehehhe
Posted by: mattc at 03 April 2006 12:12 AM | Link to comment
omg, you really imitate xiaxue! lol. Anywhere, a shocking post but dont do this in your real life ya!
:P
Posted by: bc at 03 April 2006 12:13 AM | Link to comment
wah lau. this entry and change to the "Bimbo" genre surely made a HUGE impact man...
the change has officially become a topic of discussion all the way in MELBOURNE!!! hahahahaha.
You rawk dude!.. (or rather.. dudette!)..
Posted by: tina at 03 April 2006 12:42 AM | Link to comment
i think u got a crush on xx
it is a good thg,if it works out
we will have a joint kenny-xx blog,
part bimbo and part gila (crazy)blog
who knows, maybe milk powder and diapers
sponsors galore
hahahahaha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 April 2006 12:57 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHA ROFL OMFG...
hilarious!!!!!
and the eyelashes!! lmao
Posted by: swee at 03 April 2006 1:20 AM | Link to comment
the finger nails!!!! omg!!! the eye lashes!!!
Posted by: ChrisCZC at 03 April 2006 1:44 AM | Link to comment
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
GOOD POST!!!
Posted by: sherz at 03 April 2006 1:46 AM | Link to comment
ROFL!!!!!!!!! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! GENIUS, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dominic at 03 April 2006 1:54 AM | Link to comment
oh yes you are THE BABE!
Posted by: CandyFeehily at 03 April 2006 1:59 AM | Link to comment
you are truly a fucker ...
write on!
Posted by: earl-ku at 03 April 2006 2:02 AM | Link to comment
all u guys are just so fake..
it's obviously an april fool's day entry..duh..
Posted by: Yatz at 03 April 2006 2:33 AM | Link to comment
this is classic!!
Posted by: zi at 03 April 2006 3:31 AM | Link to comment
Hahahaha... U really brightened up my day... Thanks Kenny!
Posted by: Ying at 03 April 2006 3:54 AM | Link to comment
KENNY SIAAAAA!!! LOL!! You arh... I think it's your jovial looking face that capture attention leh.
Posted by: Yvonne Foong at 03 April 2006 3:56 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS DAMN BLOODY COOL.
Posted by: ynn at 03 April 2006 4:32 AM | Link to comment
gosh kenny! i really did double check your website. thought i was route to xiaxue's.
did u really manage to put the fake lashes on??
Posted by: vss3t at 03 April 2006 4:33 AM | Link to comment
o.O
i thought i typed the wrong blog..and i got a shock when i saw u wif wings..
hahahahahaha u made my happy day..happier kenny..haha
Posted by: reenz at 03 April 2006 4:36 AM | Link to comment
oh my goodness... this post tickled me!! ^^ nice one..
Posted by: yan at 03 April 2006 4:43 AM | Link to comment
hey kenny, sex sells. if you want to get those perks i think you should change your body. well, you're half way there with those eye lashes and long finger nails, you just need to get some breast implants (maybe the size of Pamela Anderson would to) :)
anyway, this post is so funny! :)
Posted by: gl at 03 April 2006 4:54 AM | Link to comment
lolz kennysia u really very knnccb
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
SI PEK FUNNY LA WEI
a lil bit gay pun LOLZ
Posted by: bird at 03 April 2006 5:21 AM | Link to comment
kenny,hahahahahahah that is one funy post!!!!!! how do you put those fake lashes so perfectly???? teach me pleaseeeeeeeeee, and your skin is suppperrbbb! is it special malaysian goat milk??
Posted by: irene at 03 April 2006 8:23 AM | Link to comment
LOL.....
Posted by: calvin s at 03 April 2006 9:20 AM | Link to comment
あなたはかわいいですね!
”愛想笑い”
Posted by: moon at 03 April 2006 10:01 AM | Link to comment
OMG !!!! I thot I go into the wrong blog......
yeahhhhhhhhh.....
Posted by: syLviA at 03 April 2006 10:01 AM | Link to comment
You're so funny! Keep it up!
Posted by: Jing at 03 April 2006 10:02 AM | Link to comment
Yes, I think you're sizzlingly gorgeous! Hahaha! brilliant entry! And well I can't offer you a free ipod or a free superstar cruise. But if you come to Beijing, I can offer you a free tour and maybe a few complimentary dinners as well! And whilst you're here perhaps we can track down furong jie jie together! That'd surely beat any superstar cruise!
Posted by: fredaism at 03 April 2006 10:06 AM | Link to comment
LoLz kenny you are too sexy to handle!!
kenny fans, vote for kenny's blog
Posted by: technoroti at 03 April 2006 11:15 AM | Link to comment
Good one. :D
I hope your blusher was done in Photoshop.
Next time you go (real) clubbing, do a Joyce parody!
Posted by: Albert Ng at 03 April 2006 11:33 AM | Link to comment
hahaha. one of ur funiest post eva!
about time someone stood up to them bimboblogs.
Posted by: Will at 03 April 2006 11:53 AM | Link to comment
Oh my F*cking god... ahhaha..
That was awesome.. I vote u!
Posted by: cely at 03 April 2006 11:59 AM | Link to comment
wei, why change the layout? I so use to Pink now...
Posted by: James at 03 April 2006 12:08 PM | Link to comment
lol :) you're really funny n cute!
Posted by: jin at 03 April 2006 12:27 PM | Link to comment
hahaaa
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 April 2006 12:57 PM | Link to comment
u r damn a damn fucker la....
Posted by: ed at 03 April 2006 1:26 PM | Link to comment
KENNY!! YOU FINALLY POST SOME GOOD STUFF UP!!!
Posted by: randomshinichi at 03 April 2006 1:31 PM | Link to comment
haiz yoz! this is damn funny!
Well, I guess pple read bimbo blogs for entertainment lah...
like if you finish surfing all the regulars for the day but still dun wanna log off, o
