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09 April 2006
Short Talk:
I woke up today, shocked and horrified, to find my name not in the list of Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. Hehe.
Darth Towel Holder
(Spotted at one of the shops in Hock Lee Centre.)

My name is Anakin Skywalker.
Son of my murdered mother, Shmi Skywalker.
Husband of my wife I executed, Queen Padme Amidala.
Father of Luke and Leia Skywalker.
Faithful servant to the great Sith Lord Darth Sidious, Emperor Palpatine.
Once I was the most feared man in the Galactic Empire.
I ruled the Imperial Army with an iron fist.
I was an evil and ruthless war criminal.
A mass murderer.

Now, I'm nothing more than a towel holder.
:(
:: Posted by Kenny at 11:56 AM | Link | Facebook It
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51 Comments:
poor guy!
Posted by: ozzie at 09 April 2006 12:01 PM | Link to comment
Don't underestimate towels. According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a towel is the most useful thing in the universe. So Darth Vader is being smart here. =)
Posted by: Andrew Lim at 09 April 2006 12:01 PM | Link to comment
rarely commented but to be in the 1st 5 is cool.. so here goes. HI.
Posted by: Charles at 09 April 2006 12:10 PM | Link to comment
oh well.. he had his fun, now hes gotta be a towel holder.. u cant win em all
Posted by: lisa at 09 April 2006 12:21 PM | Link to comment
:)
Posted by: few at 09 April 2006 12:25 PM | Link to comment
Haha... Cleo and you? Whahahahha.
Posted by: K at 09 April 2006 12:31 PM | Link to comment
HAHA, still as "lame" as before. Even take pic of such nonsense. HAHA. Yea, you buy cleo?
Posted by: lagh at 09 April 2006 12:34 PM | Link to comment
omg, cleo's bachelor list. Think alot of photoshopping is needed :x :P
Posted by: xxPrincess at 09 April 2006 12:34 PM | Link to comment
omg..how low can u sink kenny sia?ur one pathetic fuckhole man.
Posted by: anon at 09 April 2006 12:53 PM | Link to comment
heheh. Darth Vader looks like a female. like a sissy.
Posted by: snn at 09 April 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
lol..Star Wars is cool. Nice poem u got there.
Posted by: aileen at 09 April 2006 1:29 PM | Link to comment
lol, you put the towel there ?? haha
Posted by: Davin at 09 April 2006 1:37 PM | Link to comment
no 13
Posted by: eee at 09 April 2006 1:54 PM | Link to comment
LOL.that's Copal!
Posted by: jamie at 09 April 2006 2:04 PM | Link to comment
Poor guy. He deserve it :X
Posted by: Precious at 09 April 2006 2:15 PM | Link to comment
BASTARD SHOPKEEPERS FOR INSULTING ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES EVER LIVED... AND YOU SUCK TOO KENNY FOR DELIGHTING IN HIS HUMILIATION!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 April 2006 2:31 PM | Link to comment
Since I had already commented that Laksa is Bachelor No 51...
then I will have to comment here that you're Bachelor No 52...hehehe ;)
Cheerio, Kenny!
Posted by: Amelia at 09 April 2006 2:40 PM | Link to comment
ha ha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 April 2006 3:13 PM | Link to comment
may the towel be with you
Posted by: crazysocket at 09 April 2006 3:18 PM | Link to comment
Cleo's list of HIMBOS? I think you can do better than that dude.
Posted by: Adrian C at 09 April 2006 4:18 PM | Link to comment
GLADIATOR!!
Posted by: LOL at 09 April 2006 4:38 PM | Link to comment
GLADIATOR!! I love that phrase too
Posted by: LOL at 09 April 2006 4:39 PM | Link to comment
Don't forget to bring a towel!! ;)
Posted by: Elaine at 09 April 2006 4:54 PM | Link to comment
Elaine acknowledged.
"Wanna go get high?" :)
Watch Southpark episode 'Towelie', and you'll understand.
O hail Southpark!
Posted by: rs at 09 April 2006 6:26 PM | Link to comment
[emo]NOOOOO!!!1 How dare they treat the greatest Sith Lord like that!!!![/emo]
Funny stuff as always, man. ^___^
Posted by: Pride-Red at 09 April 2006 9:42 PM | Link to comment
Haha...that's so hilarious~! =)
So much for the oh-so-mighty past eh? =S
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 09 April 2006 10:47 PM | Link to comment
omg poor vader! :p good eye, Kenny!
Posted by: *lynne* at 09 April 2006 11:12 PM | Link to comment
ahhhhh! how can this happened? A towel holder? hahahahaa!
Posted by: whatever at 10 April 2006 1:01 AM | Link to comment
Interesting how they made him look all sinuous and shapely. In the movies, he was never all that impressive. Too much bulk and not enough cardio, y'know? He really needed a more balanced workout program. Maybe some yoga to help his flexibility.
Ah, but who needs flexibility when you can just use the Force to throw a landspeeder at someone?
Posted by: Su Ku Kia at 10 April 2006 1:16 AM | Link to comment
Okay. i was most certainly shocked and horrified when i read (by mistake) that you were listed in Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. First of all, Wow. Second of all, OHMYGOSH, YOU'RE FAMOUS, HOW COME I NEVER REALISED? And lastly, yeah, how come you have CLEO?
Posted by: Vera at 10 April 2006 1:32 AM | Link to comment
oh, how the mighty fall >D
Posted by: Reika at 10 April 2006 2:14 AM | Link to comment
hahahahahahahaha....this really made me laugh after a long dayyy. Sometimes, simple things make me laugh or maybe it's just that I had a tough day...^&%$#
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 10 April 2006 3:32 AM | Link to comment
yea I wasn't in the cleo top 50 either...
Posted by: annzian at 10 April 2006 5:25 AM | Link to comment
Aww! That's adorable! Congrats on being Cleo's 50 most eligible bachelors. You'll be getting my vote!...if it's possible to vote from outside m'sia...
Posted by: fredaism at 10 April 2006 10:40 AM | Link to comment
KNN. I didn't know that Darth Vader was the father of Luke lor, you spoiler.
Posted by: Sibeh Sian at 10 April 2006 12:32 PM | Link to comment
KNN. I didn't know that Darth Vader was the father of Luke lor, you spoiler.
Posted by: Sibeh Sian at 10 April 2006 12:32 PM | Link to comment
KNN. I didn't know that Darth Vader was the father of Luke lor, you spoiler.
Posted by: Sibeh Sian at 10 April 2006 12:32 PM | Link to comment
oops...my bad. I misread. Well, having said what i said, i think you SHOULD be in the list... maybe next yr??
Posted by: fredaism at 10 April 2006 12:39 PM | Link to comment
Aiyoh, I thought really the towel (tuala). Read until i tau hin hin liao.
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 10 April 2006 12:51 PM | Link to comment
lol...kenny..i've seen that hilarious scene when i was back in kch in Feb 06...now i've still got that in my camera!
Posted by: OL at 10 April 2006 1:04 PM | Link to comment
Darth has sown and reaped evil ;p Well, at least he turned back to the good side just b4 he died ;)
Posted by: Michael Chua at 10 April 2006 2:43 PM | Link to comment
Hey Kenny! I voted for you at http://laksadiaries.wordpress.com/
Posted by: Amelia at 10 April 2006 3:17 PM | Link to comment
even vader need to take a bath. after bath need some drying device
Posted by: Shakk.Us at 10 April 2006 4:30 PM | Link to comment
wanna know who is the Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors? go to http://rojaks.blogspot.com
Posted by: ting at 10 April 2006 9:19 PM | Link to comment
hahaha XD there, there, there's always nex year to get into the top 50 list =P
Posted by: secretbear at 11 April 2006 12:26 AM | Link to comment
anyway...i like ur blog~!
Posted by: ting at 11 April 2006 3:52 AM | Link to comment
ermm...
(-.-+)
Posted by: Wei De at 11 April 2006 8:09 PM | Link to comment
kenny,
silhouette frames can get at $500 per pair lar...
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 12 April 2006 5:17 PM | Link to comment
Aaaw....don't you look purty in those specs...
Audience: Say "Aaaawww........"
Posted by: strawbeareez at 12 April 2006 7:23 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahhahha
Posted by: xy at 03 October 2006 3:08 PM | Link to comment
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD.!
Posted by: ohlala at 20 November 2007 8:00 PM | Link to comment


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