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31 March 2006
Short Talk:
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Of Cheese and Penguins
Alright, this is gonna be one of those what-I-had-for-lunch kinda post. Feel free to ignore if you wanna.
One of the best things about having a blog is that it does a lot of good to your stagnant social life.
Moving back to Malaysia from Perth after 8 years was a big turning point for me, because that meant losing a lot of friends and networks that I've built up over the years. But ever since I got readers coming to this site, I've been meeting new people from all over the place non-stop. And I love every moment of it.
Jasiminne the Penguin is one of the more interesting ones I met recently. At just 19, this quirky graphic design student is showing a lot of talent in photography and photo-editting. You gotta be impressed with some of her creative artwork.
Cheesie is another one. When I first mentioned her in my entry about The Stellars , she didn't take the avalanche of insults too well and ended up feeling distraught for several days.
Who'd have thought just 30 days later, a lot of positives came out as a consequence of that entry. I shan't divulge too much. Suffice to say, Kenny Sia here indirectly played the role of a matchmaker and *cough* found her a special someone after being featured on kennysia.com. How cool is that?
So anyway, I was in KL over the weekend and made plans to meet up with the two girls. Couldn't get hold of Cheesie initially because she had more important things to do like attending a play.
Starbucks Espresso Tiramisu cake = 4/10.
Jasiminne and I had Starbucks and Haagen Dazs at KLCC. Camwhored a bit. It's damn difficult to control myself everytime I meet up with a hot chick ok. It's even worse when mildly suggestive sexual connotations are all over the place.
We had this phallic-looking bowl of ice-cream from Haagen Dazs.
And discovered there's this new menu item called the Melon Milkshake. Seriously, wtf?
"Hi, can I have some of your Melon Milkshake please?"
"!!!" *SLAP* *PUNCH* *DRAGON UPPERCUT*
We're waiting for Cheesie but she didn't pick up our calls.
Jasiminne's pal Leonard was nice enough to pick us up from KLCC after work and ferry us around. We stopped by the KLPac (performing arts centre), which is a absolutely gorgeous. It's tucked inside a park hidden away from the hustle and bustle of central KL.
Then it's down to more camwhoring.
SEPET 3: One Chinese boy. One Chinese girl. One wardrobe malfunction.
It wasn't until much much later that evening that Cheesie FINALLY called us. By then we'd already left for dinner at The Curve.
Kenny: "Oi! How come you never pick up my phone call?"
Cheesie: "Sorry! My phone was on silent."
Kenny: "Where are you now?"
Cheesie: "In KLPac."
Kenny: "Hey I was in KLPac too! Left already lah! %#$@*!"
Apparently, we're at different sides of KLPac at the same time. Sure enough, when I looked back at the act-Sepet photo that we took...
Zoom in on the little red box. Magnify 100 times. Despeckle. Sharpen image.
Like tracing the Big Foot liddat
Holy cheese! There she is!
Finally caught up at that pancake place at The Curve.
Then it's more camwhoring (like, WHAT ELSE is there to do har?)
Jasiminne and Cheesie knew each other through my blog. Ironically, they seem more exciting meeting each other than they are meeting me.
In fact, I think they like each other more than they like me.
Walau!
Even Albert doesn't know what to do in situations like these.
And finally, presenting...
The Stellars gone wrong. Horribly wrong.
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57 Comments:
Beerbelly eh?
Posted by: Mike at 31 March 2006 1:30 PM | Link to comment
Eh... how come you only meet up with hot female bloggers la... give anxious male bloggers such as i no hope to meet the great kenny sia in person...
Posted by: Mike at 31 March 2006 1:31 PM | Link to comment
PERTAMA!!
Posted by: bunny at 31 March 2006 1:34 PM | Link to comment
you went to KLPac just to take pictures or to watch a play? omg. The Homecoming is such a SICK BUT BRILIANT play!! you should have went to the Japanese House and see the late Endon's koi fish there.
Posted by: cheng sim at 31 March 2006 1:45 PM | Link to comment
Wow~ reali hot galz le~ Better than th kch beauty contest1~ haih~
Posted by: VinVIn at 31 March 2006 1:49 PM | Link to comment
errr.. ur gf is ok with this ar?
Posted by: sr215 at 31 March 2006 1:49 PM | Link to comment
LOL!! kennylicious..wth man
Posted by: YR at 31 March 2006 1:52 PM | Link to comment
you are one lucky fellow... melon milkshake huh !!! so what's the damage ?
Posted by: se7enty2 at 31 March 2006 1:58 PM | Link to comment
cute gals u haf thr. wow!
Posted by: me- at 31 March 2006 2:21 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, can u please tell her pink is my favourite colour too?
: )
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 March 2006 2:45 PM | Link to comment
HEY Leonard's a long lost friend of mine from SMDJ! Do you have his contact?
Posted by: mt lim at 31 March 2006 2:58 PM | Link to comment
To Jasiminne..
Can I say
HAWT!?
kthxbi
Posted by: suertes at 31 March 2006 3:02 PM | Link to comment
Ooo I see me in the swings! Mozzie seems to have vanished. Or maybe she's on the other swing behind the bricks.
Posted by: Albert Ng at 31 March 2006 3:31 PM | Link to comment
woo, they seem like such nice girls + they're so hot. =)
Posted by: Liz at 31 March 2006 3:32 PM | Link to comment
Ooooh dun you think you're an unasuming, dare I say "BLOG SEX SYMBOL" Lucky you. You know women find humour very,very sexy !!! Thats explains why you get so many leng lui's wanting to take you on a hot date.
Anyway I guess its great for you but not so great for your gf (if you have one??)All these attention ah, I'll be worried sick !!!
Posted by: Aunty Ningku at 31 March 2006 4:16 PM | Link to comment
Eh go to curve never call me out, only 5 minutes away.
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 31 March 2006 4:32 PM | Link to comment
Wah.. what-I-had-for-lunch... Girls girls girls?
Posted by: Robin at 31 March 2006 4:34 PM | Link to comment
pretty girls :-)
Posted by: ngiik at 31 March 2006 4:42 PM | Link to comment
i wan the gals
Posted by: JBL at 31 March 2006 5:16 PM | Link to comment
you lucky bastard :P
Posted by: Ben at 31 March 2006 5:57 PM | Link to comment
her melon milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Posted by: neckbone at 31 March 2006 6:07 PM | Link to comment
I'm not quite sure whether Melon Milkshake photo was taken with huge melons in the background on purpose... but... GOOD JOB MATE!! XD
Ok, time to cuci mata... this post is too sexy on a normal working day.
Posted by: piscargot at 31 March 2006 6:16 PM | Link to comment
you are one lucky guy...
2 hot chick!
Posted by: wuliao at 31 March 2006 6:21 PM | Link to comment
ehh.. i know that leonard dude from some christian camp thingy.. leonard getting quite popular huh? lol.
btw, whats so strange about melon shakes?
Posted by: tina at 31 March 2006 6:32 PM | Link to comment
OMG... lucky Kenny!!!
Posted by: Dominic at 31 March 2006 7:22 PM | Link to comment
You have the most interesting posts ever. Who takes your pictures for you? Passers-by?
Posted by: vera at 31 March 2006 8:45 PM | Link to comment
The thing that strikes me the most about Jasminne is that I once was friends with someone who looked like her.
Unfortunately, I screwed the whole thing up and now she won't talk to me anymore. The worse thing is, I can't blame her for that.
*sigh*
Posted by: mac at 31 March 2006 10:25 PM | Link to comment
HAWT pix!!! *drools*
So, kenny.. when you meeting up with me huh?
*wink*
Posted by: babelicious69 at 31 March 2006 10:55 PM | Link to comment
Hey Kenny - thanks for linking to me. I am most grateful *hehehe* Wah you got pic with chick with pink knickers......
Posted by: Otto at 31 March 2006 11:50 PM | Link to comment
LAST!!!!!
Posted by: Jtan at 31 March 2006 11:53 PM | Link to comment
hihi Kenny, i love reading yr blog, it gets updated regularly and the topics are never dull,
well, this blog is one of thosee unique ones i tink.. the way yu started and end the topic, the way yu describe and phrase those funny/sexy situations, not forgetting the way you play with english words! cool kenny, keep it cuming!!!
andy
singapore
Posted by: andy goh at 31 March 2006 11:58 PM | Link to comment
I would love to camwhore with ya but DANG KENNY! I'm a robust American girl, I wouldn't find a thing to wear in Malaysia to fit my Kinabalu regions. Your girls are so thin!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 April 2006 12:13 AM | Link to comment
funny kenny, you seem to attract more attention for the girls than yourself. haaha..just look at the comments. anyways good stuff :)
Posted by: kaypopotamus at 01 April 2006 12:54 AM | Link to comment
Hello Albert. And the third tower of KLCC sends regards to Kenny. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Laynie at 01 April 2006 2:02 AM | Link to comment
funny how the melon milkshare poster was directly adjacent to jasiminne's own melons.
Posted by: geets at 01 April 2006 4:49 AM | Link to comment
Kenny started off as "this is one of those what-I-had-for-lunch" posts... then the next picture is about a hot chick
Wah lan neh Kenny... why liddat? Something just doesn't feel right...
Posted by: cina_sesat at 01 April 2006 7:03 AM | Link to comment
lengluis.
Posted by: Moo. at 01 April 2006 9:20 AM | Link to comment
hmm...the posts tat the gals took looks very similar to XiaXue thou...
esp the 'It's big!' picture...
anyway, e sexual connoctation part is hilarious...
Posted by: Wei De at 01 April 2006 9:50 AM | Link to comment
ZOMGWTFBBQ jasiminne is hotttttt. I cant imagine how the environment was when you took the picture of her and cheesy close to kissing each other.
Posted by: Peter at 01 April 2006 10:20 AM | Link to comment
U R SUCH A FACKA!!
Posted by: adrian at 01 April 2006 11:13 AM | Link to comment
hello kenny...can you..i mean, can you introduce jasi to me? i don't mind to live 1 yr shorter if i can....
Posted by: lolanto at 01 April 2006 12:02 PM | Link to comment
Oh my Kenny... you're one hell of a lucky guy eh?
Posted by: bullshit at 01 April 2006 12:03 PM | Link to comment
Seriously man... Cheesie reminds me of Amber Chia
Posted by: aliciaks at 01 April 2006 5:14 PM | Link to comment
Good post. Briliant eyecandy :). And loved the pixalated shot of Cheesie in the background. Almost like it was staged! Kudos.
Posted by: Adrian C at 01 April 2006 6:01 PM | Link to comment
scandal scandal
Posted by: JoyceTheFairy at 01 April 2006 6:22 PM | Link to comment
kenny i got 1 question for u
how did u take the girls photos?
do u as them to "pose" for u?
Posted by: pyro7 at 01 April 2006 6:33 PM | Link to comment
You're LUCKY men
Posted by: Planet Malaysia at 01 April 2006 6:59 PM | Link to comment
my favourite: last pic- the "si liao lars" caption
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: mick at 01 April 2006 8:01 PM | Link to comment
Wow...being surrounded by babes..you muz be super shiok rite? *droolz* =)
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 01 April 2006 8:27 PM | Link to comment
That is one hot penguin that I will freeze my arse in Antartica -20'C to meet!!!! =P Too bad Kenny sapu everything liao!
Posted by: Borneo Gecko at 02 April 2006 5:35 PM | Link to comment
Yes the Penguin is totally adorable and *cough* delicious. Thanx to you siah. =D
Posted by: Cheesie at 02 April 2006 5:48 PM | Link to comment
hahaha... pretend nothing happen... hahaha
Posted by: airwind at 03 April 2006 12:14 AM | Link to comment
You call that bowl of ice cream PHALLIC??!!!! You haven't seen the "specialty" dessert offered at a Mexican restaurant in Christchurch, New Zealand. If you ever go there... it's called "South of the border" the restaurant... and after whatever meal you have (or not) order the "Prickly Dick". It's a deep-fried banana in a sundae glass... standing wedged between 2 "balls" of ice cream... and topped with whipped cream (the banana) and drizzled over the "tip" with gooey yummy caramel.... and there's not exactly more than one way to eat it...
Posted by: Bell at 03 April 2006 7:35 PM | Link to comment
wow hot chicks!
Posted by: Kelly at 05 April 2006 5:26 PM | Link to comment
Bloody! Those girls are hot! especially jasmine!! Man, i know this website called bustyjasmine...bloody hot!! U sure u met her in kl? Kl...here i come!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 April 2006 1:47 AM | Link to comment
DIE DIE DIE LIAO!! lol, first time i'm actually posting, but after reading this i could not resist!! She can't be the penguin!! I'm the penguin!! This world aint big enough for two penguins!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!! i'm jk lah =P nice to meet another penguin!!
Posted by: THE Penguiin at 15 June 2006 2:16 AM | Link to comment
funny babes ! ! !
cute too . . .
your blog rocks espc when u have chicks in it !
i kinda like the mildly sexually themed subjects . .
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 26 June 2006 3:56 PM | Link to comment
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