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23 March 2006
Short Talk:
Sometimes it's like this.
You woke up, you turned up to a TMnet meeting you didn't plan to go on behalf of your colleague, during which a "TMnet Sarawak User Group" was formed, and before you know it, you were elected as chairman of the group.
Kenny Sia, Chairman of the TMnet Sarawak User Group. Yeah, that's got a nice ring to it. ;)
My Heritage
There's this pretty nifty application online called MyHeritage.com
What it does is that you upload your photo, and they match it against the celebrities in their database. It's quite fun. Plenty of people have tried it already, so I figured why not post up my results on kennysia.com?
At first I just used a normal tulan photo of myself.
And I got this.
WAH! I am 54% like Jay Chou. "Mai ko ah neh pa wa ma ma!" Man, I'm starting to like this thing already. I decided to something uglier.
Here's a photo I've taken of my exhausted self in the midst of my 42km race.
50 CENT!
"Waddup all mah niggaz in da hood?! Dis iz fiddy callin' up all mah homeboyz from K-to-da-U-ching! Ya dig?"
I'm 50 Cent , which is still not bad, other than the fact that I don't have his "bling", or his money, or his throngs of girls in bikinis. :(
While I'm at it, might as well upload a rare photo of myself. This photo of me looking like a chipmunk was taken some years ago. My face was all swelled up because it was the day after I extracted all four of my wisdom teeth.
And I become Chairman Mao!
Then I decided to try something different.
Yea, that's me putting on a facial mask.
I was half-expecting my match to turn out like this.
Unexcitingly, I received no match to the database. What a let down.
But you see, I very the smart. If there's one thing I know about face recognition engines, it's that they analyse the eyes of the person to determine a match.
I didn't have my eyes showing in that pic. That's why there's no match.
So I did this.
Guess who's my match?
BEYONCE FREAKIN' KNOWLES!!!
Which part of me look like bootylicious Beyonce?
At least I didn't have it as bad as this guy.
Which celebrity do you look like?
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92 Comments:
wah....im d 1st one...wakaka....i wanna ty it out also
Posted by: Wei Jin at 23 March 2006 12:58 PM | Link to comment
wah....im d 1st one...wakaka....i wanna ty it out also
Posted by: Wei Jin at 23 March 2006 12:59 PM | Link to comment
i second i second~~~~
Posted by: Christal at 23 March 2006 1:02 PM | Link to comment
Wah, I as man also want to try, put in to ball at chest and show it obviously, see what the match! Dolly Parton! Yip Chee May! Pamela Anderson! Errrrrr,....... New Zealand Milk Cow!
Posted by: Joe Ooi at 23 March 2006 1:04 PM | Link to comment
WTF?!?! Beyonce Knowles? She's my idol and kena "kan-toi" loh like that. *sobs*
Posted by: Jason at 23 March 2006 1:04 PM | Link to comment
Wah, I as man also want to try, put up two big basket ball at chest and show it obviously, see what the match! Dolly Parton! Yip Chee May! Pamela Anderson! Errrrrr,....... New Zealand Milk Cow!
Posted by: Joe Ooi at 23 March 2006 1:06 PM | Link to comment
OMG.. the monkeyman!! LOL
Posted by: Static at 23 March 2006 1:07 PM | Link to comment
fuiyoh... Kenny now become the "che-meh" of the TMNet Sarawak User Group. What does the group do anyway?
Posted by: cina_sesat at 23 March 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
if beyonce saw this post. she would freak
Posted by: VK at 23 March 2006 1:36 PM | Link to comment
Chairman Mao siot! hahahahah!
But, why all my picture point to Benazir Bhutto? =_="
Posted by: Chapree Da Grande at 23 March 2006 1:41 PM | Link to comment
wah sie!! the idiotic monkey-liked freak is terrible!!
Posted by: ericflai at 23 March 2006 1:47 PM | Link to comment
OMG!!!111 LMFAO.
I'll be trying this soon enough.
Posted by: Pride-Red at 23 March 2006 1:48 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha, how unreliable is that :P i cant believe that beyonce one hahaha, wouldnt wanna try it out anymore!
Posted by: Sharon at 23 March 2006 1:56 PM | Link to comment
Nice one mate....
The Beyonce and Dave Schwimmer just topped it off.. But i do remember you doing a similar post like this before tho...
Still funny non the less
Posted by: :) at 23 March 2006 1:57 PM | Link to comment
That's so funny, especially David Schwimmer! Beyonce Knowles comes second!
Posted by: raven at 23 March 2006 2:18 PM | Link to comment
Camwhore King (or is it Queen?) Strikes Again!
Posted by: suertes at 23 March 2006 2:27 PM | Link to comment
this is hilarious!!! hahaha
Posted by: yy at 23 March 2006 2:34 PM | Link to comment
OMG poor David Schwimmer! Perhaps their eye colour match..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 23 March 2006 2:38 PM | Link to comment
hi Chairman Sia!!
*sobs* i've tried but i always got 'no faces detected'. sad.
Posted by: cheng sim at 23 March 2006 2:53 PM | Link to comment
u r so gay kenny
Posted by: watever at 23 March 2006 3:00 PM | Link to comment
I had tat 50cents too!!!
ROFL...
it is really not accurate lah...
cos juz change e photo n e celebrity changes...
Posted by: Wei De at 23 March 2006 3:22 PM | Link to comment
I had tat 50cents too!!!
ROFL...
it is really not accurate lah...
cos juz change e photo n e celebrity changes...
Posted by: Wei De at 23 March 2006 3:22 PM | Link to comment
Thanks for making me laugh!
Chiat pa boh su chor?
That's a GREAT one!
Posted by: FH2o at 23 March 2006 4:42 PM | Link to comment
er lol?
every azn looks like jay chou -_-;
either that or stephen chow.
Posted by: andrew at 23 March 2006 4:46 PM | Link to comment
hahaha.. the last part..so gross.
Posted by: nik at 23 March 2006 4:54 PM | Link to comment
LMAO! Good one... I tried a couple of my photos up and got Ronaldinho once...
Now i dont wanna try anymore
Posted by: Mike at 23 March 2006 4:55 PM | Link to comment
I'm a lil disappointed that it didn't give Hulk for your face mask. I'm not sure where the resemblance is but i think it's your nostrils. Or maybe the extra layers on your face.
Posted by: agus at 23 March 2006 5:27 PM | Link to comment
Your resemblance with Beyonce is well, probably the lips. LOL
Posted by: Oh no at 23 March 2006 5:37 PM | Link to comment
I can't load the page. *sobs* XD
Posted by: Argh at 23 March 2006 5:40 PM | Link to comment
LOL!!! Congratulations man!
Posted by: Nick at 23 March 2006 6:05 PM | Link to comment
BEYONCE KNOWLES????
Okay I'm not gonna try that thing :P
Posted by: Laynie at 23 March 2006 6:25 PM | Link to comment
muahahahaa the chairman mao one is hilarious! and now u are chairman too!
what is a tm sarawak networking group user?
Posted by: mia at 23 March 2006 6:43 PM | Link to comment
Hahahah
http://kimfucksdogs.blogspot.com/2006/03/xiaxue-exposed-as-creating-hate-site.html
Posted by: xiaxuesucks at 23 March 2006 7:27 PM | Link to comment
lol
Posted by: anony at 23 March 2006 7:57 PM | Link to comment
try copy and upload the photo of the incredible hulk... i got jackie chan and owen wilson! haha!!!
Posted by: Wilfred- at 23 March 2006 8:29 PM | Link to comment
you had me laughing hard man. xD
Posted by: Jeanna at 23 March 2006 8:52 PM | Link to comment
lol! this post is very humourous!
Posted by: aileen at 23 March 2006 9:39 PM | Link to comment
Waha~! This is totally horrifying as I scroll down your entry..and I don't mean the pics of the celebrities..I mean those of yours that you have used.. -_-"
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 23 March 2006 9:59 PM | Link to comment
not accurate one...
Posted by: Diane at 23 March 2006 10:15 PM | Link to comment
It's entertaining. :)
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 23 March 2006 10:21 PM | Link to comment
xiaxue is more entertaining
http://kimfucksdogs.blogspot.com/2006/03/xiaxue-wendy-cheng-exposed-as-creating.html
Posted by: GOTCHABAD at 23 March 2006 10:48 PM | Link to comment
Haha... You know what, MyHeritage is gonna be real pissed with you.
=)
Posted by: Kierra at 23 March 2006 11:05 PM | Link to comment
omg kenny u are the best! it never occurred to me to play around with, errr, other pix!! My own results are here: my best fit is Gloria Estefan, LMAO!
Posted by: *lynne* at 24 March 2006 12:40 AM | Link to comment
Whoa thats pretty cool! I wanted to try it.. but in the end I didn't because I had to register and create a new account. It's like.. I usually I don't like to use services that require registration~
Maybe one day when I really have absolutely nothing better to do.. I'll try this thing out. =)
Posted by: desmond!! at 24 March 2006 2:52 AM | Link to comment
hahaha... Kenny you are really so funny and creative. If you're my age I will really be falling hopelessly in love with you!! You're really my cup of tea~ just too bad... too bad.... hahahaha...
Posted by: tweetie at 24 March 2006 3:18 AM | Link to comment
Yikes, Chairman Kenny :) Sarawak expects your capable vision in leading us. Let's start our Usergroup meeting with a makeover for all the Committee members :)
http://www.nadai.name/weblog/2006/03/tmnet-user-group.html
Posted by: DeeJay at 24 March 2006 4:05 AM | Link to comment
i just love u,kenny...wad a perfect laugh to end my day :)
Posted by: diana at 24 March 2006 7:44 AM | Link to comment
saw this at mrbrown blog, then tried it.
Hahah..guess what, i m 75% look like Kim-Hee Sun
Posted by: cely at 24 March 2006 9:20 AM | Link to comment
You pulled out ALL FOUR?? AT ONCE!!??
And thus, the legendary Coconuts were born. After all the swelling went south.
Posted by: Kurt at 24 March 2006 9:41 AM | Link to comment
I like to advertise my blog in ur little comment box...hahaha
http://pastword.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
Posted by: Ah Soon at 24 March 2006 11:15 AM | Link to comment
hahaaa, you are so cute.....
Posted by: cecilia at 24 March 2006 11:58 AM | Link to comment
HEY KENNY, DID U HAVE BRACES????
I THINK U TEND TO HAVE A "WEIRD" SMILE.
IZZIT COZ OF BRACES???
IM WORRIED CUZ I TEND TO HV A SIMILIAR SMILE LIKE URS AFTER I GOT BRACES..
I AM VERY WORRIED. PLS REPLY.
THANKS.
Posted by: meeeerrr at 24 March 2006 1:01 PM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny, I am a common reader from Kuching. Just a short note that your hilarious post made my day as I am now in a small rural area in New South Wales due to work and life here is dull! Keep it up!
Posted by: NSW at 24 March 2006 2:47 PM | Link to comment
Where do you dig these sites up from man?
That was one funny entry and I needed it after attempting to mark 40 badly written English essays!
Posted by: dez at 24 March 2006 3:22 PM | Link to comment
just wanna know what u think abt xx, after the latest episode.
Posted by: whyyy at 24 March 2006 4:04 PM | Link to comment
hilarious!
Posted by: kat. at 24 March 2006 4:57 PM | Link to comment
Eeh.. tried it wit tons of pic -_-' It's more like matching your pose with the similiar poses of the celeb -_-' who's margaret cho?
Posted by: Cheryl at 24 March 2006 5:24 PM | Link to comment
what a good laugh after a bad day.thanks for cheering me up!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 24 March 2006 6:44 PM | Link to comment
hahahha thats pretty funny, ill go try myself now =P
Posted by: lisa at 24 March 2006 8:49 PM | Link to comment
hehehe.....ah fook, when u start do facial? green green one somemore hor!
Posted by: bluebelldolphin at 24 March 2006 11:06 PM | Link to comment
As usual, your post always left me laughing till mt stomach ached...
Posted by: cRayola at 24 March 2006 11:41 PM | Link to comment
hahaha, i've tried it before and it was fun fun fun!!
Posted by: nevaeh at 24 March 2006 11:54 PM | Link to comment
bloody funny - am currently laughing my insides out, while reading your entry - again!
Posted by: ShinYi at 25 March 2006 12:52 AM | Link to comment
hey how do you copy the matches from the webbie since they're in flashplayer format?
Posted by: anon at 25 March 2006 2:07 AM | Link to comment
you do have bootie Kenny, therefore you look like Beyonce Knowles haha
Posted by: shortylam at 25 March 2006 3:00 AM | Link to comment
hahahaa!!!! good one
Posted by: jeZzo at 25 March 2006 4:21 AM | Link to comment
That cheek picture is hilarious!
Posted by: Crunk Juice at 25 March 2006 6:08 AM | Link to comment
OMG this is freaking funny.. i like the last pic!!
Posted by: sixsphere at 25 March 2006 11:52 AM | Link to comment
muhahhaa. ya damm funny la.
Posted by: serene at 25 March 2006 4:01 PM | Link to comment
O.o Hahhahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa..
My stomach ache-ing ish..
Posted by: Elaine at 25 March 2006 6:31 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, you such a card! I can always count on your blog to make me think and make me laugh!
Posted by: Dave Lucas at 26 March 2006 12:50 AM | Link to comment
You've got to my funny bone again......good show.
Posted by: Elaine at 26 March 2006 3:43 AM | Link to comment
the photo u edited with eyes is frigging scary! but the rest r super farnie. esp the one which ur face was swollen. XD! hahahahaha...
Posted by: lemonie at 26 March 2006 11:01 AM | Link to comment
Ha, ha, ha...! :D So funny :D
Posted by: Michael Chua at 27 March 2006 5:37 PM | Link to comment
You are freaking hilarious, Kenny!
Posted by: Anak Merdeka at 27 March 2006 6:27 PM | Link to comment
muahahaaaa... I like the mao Zedong!!!
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 28 March 2006 11:08 AM | Link to comment
Wah... i am 72% Jay Chow. ahhahahahahahahhaha
Posted by: 502-16 at 28 March 2006 6:05 PM | Link to comment
this post soooo brighten my day! thanks!
i actually tried it too.. in one pic i look like kajol and so happen i was wearing a lengga.
the next pic i look like some blonde ditzy chick.. maybe i cause i was kinda tipsy in that pic.
in another pic i look like some russian chick. hahahaha.
Posted by: tina at 30 March 2006 8:50 PM | Link to comment
i don;t understand,, how can a pretty girl like me look like thomas edison!?
wtf man
Posted by: chocolateass at 06 April 2006 3:59 PM | Link to comment
i got 50 Cent too...bleargh... n my father got Vin Diesel
Posted by: Acey at 07 April 2006 3:28 AM | Link to comment
omg .. the mask part!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHah cant stop laffing...
Posted by: ppsky at 13 April 2006 10:02 PM | Link to comment
it showed me a pic of keanu reeves....
god . . i'm just so full of myself !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 26 June 2006 4:16 PM | Link to comment
Good design!
Posted by: Paula at 30 June 2006 2:16 PM | Link to comment
Good design!
Posted by: Paula at 30 June 2006 2:16 PM | Link to comment
Ohmygosh...Kenny this has to be your funniest entry yet!
Sigh...all that laughing made my day (or rather night), especially since I haven't been having good days for a while now.
Thank you. =)
Posted by: Maia at 31 August 2006 1:01 AM | Link to comment
try it in www.starsinyou.com it has a better face recognition and matching..... no monkeys there
Posted by: dana at 12 March 2007 4:30 PM | Link to comment
OMFG...you're just killing me wit tis post. This is one of the post that I missed out. F@rkin funny. I tried it out and shiet ....I got YOU. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Posted by: VictorTan at 12 March 2007 4:45 PM | Link to comment
OMG! Found tiz blog when i'm using google 4 searching "Heritage" and OMG (again)... I think i'm fallin in love with you hahahahaha....
I really cant stop laffing... You are freaking hilarious & funny!
*am still laffing now when i see the "beyonce" mask and the "schwimmer" monkey man*
OMG!
hahahhaahahhaa....
Posted by: Caroline at 01 May 2007 4:06 PM | Link to comment
like it!!
Posted by: mamat at 23 August 2007 3:13 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAYAHAYAHAYHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: cbb at 06 October 2007 1:40 AM | Link to comment
Is this what people call 'Awet Muda' secret receipe ? keep it up !
Posted by: Harry Sarawak at 31 March 2008 12:24 PM | Link to comment
holly freaking shit!!
this is really too much!! ahahahhahahaa~ that monkey looks like David Schwirnmer?? ahahahhahah~!!
Posted by: prue at 04 October 2008 4:55 PM | Link to comment
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