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21 March 2006
How To Improve Your Communication Skills
A certain telco company in Malaysia is holding a beauty pageant type contest, aptly named - and don't get me started on this - the 'Leng Lui Hall of Fame'.
Each month, customers can vote for their favourite 'leng lui' (earning the telco money). Customers can even download wallpapers and video clips of the girls (earning the telco money and maybe freaking the girl out in the process).
Not bad a revenue-generating strategy I say.
Anyway, I was looking through this month's contestants when this particular leng lui's profile almost made me puke my coffee out onto my keyboard.

SHE TALKS A LOT BECAUSE IT HELPS IMPROVE HER COMMUNICATION SKILLS!
Waliew! Poor girl.
I think I know what she meant lah, but mannnnn... I can imagine her dinner date to go on forever like this.

:: Posted by Kenny at 1:03 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Understanding Women'
77 Comments:
First!!!111oneonesatu
See, I talk a lot too!
Posted by: n305er at 21 March 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
Heeehee
Posted by: rl at 21 March 2006 1:17 PM | Link to comment
wooha.
Posted by: xuannn at 21 March 2006 1:17 PM | Link to comment
LOL. Right on, Kenny. Right on.
Well Ms. Leng Lui, apparently you've just been served!
Posted by: Chapree Da Grande at 21 March 2006 1:19 PM | Link to comment
bwahahahaha....the airplane there damn funny!
Posted by: me at 21 March 2006 1:49 PM | Link to comment
So where's the link to see the gals? Or issit in newspapers only?
Posted by: KingMeng at 21 March 2006 1:49 PM | Link to comment
I'm guessing she meant to drop the "skills" bit.. makes more sense that way, I think.
Posted by: suertes at 21 March 2006 1:58 PM | Link to comment
Did u have to blur out the picture and her name? :(
Posted by: Emily at 21 March 2006 2:06 PM | Link to comment
Hhahaha, the speech bubble really made me ROTFLMHO :)
Posted by: pelf at 21 March 2006 2:06 PM | Link to comment
Ivene ah. lol.
Posted by: lol at 21 March 2006 2:27 PM | Link to comment
Lolz, 10.
Posted by: Precious at 21 March 2006 2:45 PM | Link to comment
I'd do anything to avoid a girl/ woman/ date like that!
Posted by: Teoh Teoh at 21 March 2006 3:14 PM | Link to comment
Of course we girls have to talk a lot - that's becos most guys are uncommunicative! So we talk to find out what's happening in his life, what he is feeling and because we care :-)
Posted by: sera at 21 March 2006 3:20 PM | Link to comment
heehee. i was just thinking it was funnier you actually have category called understanding women. it would be more to the point if you did a infinity/0. undefined. bwahahaha!
of course, that said, i do notice that women talk an inordinate amount. and usually over topics that aren't related to the one they just changed from 2 seconds ago.
Posted by: qsl at 21 March 2006 3:24 PM | Link to comment
Sometimes, chicks who go for PR or MassComm courses/jobs say the same thing. They kinda imagine that business involves a lot of talking when its actually a lot of listening.
I'm sure your honey there is very effing intelligent.
Posted by: the65thsquare at 21 March 2006 3:39 PM | Link to comment
But girls, don't ask a guy about his fishing trip. He'll go on..and on...and on....
Posted by: Elaine at 21 March 2006 3:45 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha Kenny you really sounded like a woman in that speech bubble!
Posted by: bullshit at 21 March 2006 3:46 PM | Link to comment
i like women who talk a lot. Thats the reason the world needs therapist...
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 21 March 2006 3:48 PM | Link to comment
Wow, hear that! All we women have to do is become therapists, and we'll have a self generating mega-corporate empire of crezy mens!!
Posted by: Elaine at 21 March 2006 3:55 PM | Link to comment
which telco company is that? tell me i go vote :P
Posted by: stupid fella at 21 March 2006 4:13 PM | Link to comment
the next thing she knows is a slap across her face, "TALK ENOUGH ALREADY OR NOT??"
Posted by: wenjun at 21 March 2006 4:30 PM | Link to comment
Kennysia muz ve been talking a lot as well since ur communication skills is good...
:0
Posted by: Wei De at 21 March 2006 4:33 PM | Link to comment
Lol that speech bubble thing is funny. =)
Posted by: desmond!! at 21 March 2006 4:36 PM | Link to comment
hahaha Funnie. But some how i think she didn't really use her brain when she sent in her profile in. hahah
Posted by: alvin at 21 March 2006 4:37 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha.
what a ditz.
but is she hot?
if she's hot then i guess its okay if she likes to communicate alotta to improve her talking.
hahahbhaha
Posted by: Will at 21 March 2006 4:44 PM | Link to comment
*LOL* That's just too funny!
Posted by: luxferi at 21 March 2006 4:59 PM | Link to comment
*sensored* atas bawah pun mau cakap kah?
Posted by: fairozee at 21 March 2006 5:22 PM | Link to comment
i'm lack of talking then. how many "talk" do i need to reach the level i suppose to be?
Posted by: adrian at 21 March 2006 5:26 PM | Link to comment
It's not easy for us Leng Lui's!!! :-)
Posted by: Dabido (Teflon) at 21 March 2006 5:30 PM | Link to comment
Vice versa in my relationship. My guy WON'T SHUT UP!
Posted by: dawn at 21 March 2006 7:11 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
Your blog to starting to get very boring. Please post more interesting write up.
Posted by: Phee Tat at 21 March 2006 7:30 PM | Link to comment
hey i bla bla bla alot too! =.= XD well, the reason why i bla bla bla is becuz...I LURVE 2 BLA BLA BLA!....tell me...would u like a dinner with your galfriend just quiet like..... - - - - - - dat? sure have 2 talk something wat....... =.=
Posted by: Soely at 21 March 2006 8:57 PM | Link to comment
I agree with dawn. You are fucked!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 21 March 2006 9:17 PM | Link to comment
hahaha....the last the last pix really got me laughing my head off.....
Posted by: blue-panda at 21 March 2006 9:30 PM | Link to comment
Err... why got that aeroplane wor? i don't un...
Posted by: strawberrymerrydeary at 21 March 2006 10:01 PM | Link to comment
hey phee tat, u r cool.......and this site rocks my socks. U were right!
Posted by: sze-tho pei yin at 21 March 2006 10:26 PM | Link to comment
(earning the telco money). That sounds like we are earning from the telco instead of the other way round.
Posted by: v0ices at 21 March 2006 11:13 PM | Link to comment
so not funny kenny sia. wots wrong with talking improvin comm skills?
Posted by: random at 21 March 2006 11:46 PM | Link to comment
Have anyone counted how many Bla'z are there? O_o;
My guess is 143 ^^; and yes..i'm damn bo liao to count!
Boring? funny stuffs are boring =P that's why this blog always make me laugh and made my whole working day seems kachang ^^
Posted by: HaMz at 21 March 2006 11:51 PM | Link to comment
Wow... I didn't know you can bla bla bla bla bla. Do you really bla bla bla bla bla? That's totally bla bla bla bla bla bla! Why don't we bla bla bla bla bla one day? It's actually bla bla bla bla bla!
bla?
:P
Posted by: Ken at 22 March 2006 12:13 AM | Link to comment
haha...good one...
try viewing the other candidates...it's by celcom
see who wants to vote based on their ENGLISH...
Posted by: xmachina at 22 March 2006 12:29 AM | Link to comment
Girls or women in general can easily, will, like, and are capable of talking about any subject in the known universe that is given to them at any given time and any place at the snap of a finger or a blow of a whistle or at gunshot or at a discreet signal.
Enuf said :D
Posted by: Reika at 22 March 2006 12:30 AM | Link to comment
vote my friend, jill!
Posted by: jian at 22 March 2006 12:48 AM | Link to comment
pardon my engerish but does "vital status" actually mean ur measurements ?
Posted by: bryan at 22 March 2006 1:05 AM | Link to comment
yes it is.
Posted by: identity-crises at 22 March 2006 1:36 AM | Link to comment
LOL. That's funny
Posted by: jason at 22 March 2006 3:21 AM | Link to comment
i dun think its funny
Posted by: serene at 22 March 2006 4:49 AM | Link to comment
well, with the speech bubble, it proof ONE thing. Guys always not LISTENNING. That's why is Blah..blah.....
Posted by: bluesky at 22 March 2006 7:18 AM | Link to comment
I had a bf at one time that would never shut up....never. I could (and did) put the phone down as he was in his great trance of "fishing stategies", and would come back 2 1/2 minutes later... still goin' like the Ever Ready bunny. A guy that talks that much is rare though, I must admit. Me...well at least I know when to shut up.......
But first, let me tell you another story when.......blah-blah, blah-bloop-blah-fa-la-la
Posted by: Elaine at 22 March 2006 7:48 AM | Link to comment
hey, i don't get it?
not funny at all!
waste of good cyberspace too,xiaxue rubbing off on you??? haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa
cheers
david
Posted by: david at 22 March 2006 8:35 AM | Link to comment
LOL...that was a yet another fun post. Once again the MALAYSIA BOLEH spirit!! I miss MALAYSIA! Hahahaha
I was wondering why didn't the 'telco' company had someone at the very least proof-read their entry before posting on the web for the world to see?
No wonder some people still think we Malaysians live on trees. (=.=)
Cheers to all. ^_^
Posted by: steffy1811 at 22 March 2006 9:00 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, on a totally unrelated note to your post, will you be participating in the Saberkas RH Marathon this Sunday?
Posted by: miracle8 at 22 March 2006 9:15 AM | Link to comment
But when she gets to "One time, in band camp..." start paying attention.
Posted by: Kurt at 22 March 2006 9:36 AM | Link to comment
Hahahhahahaha...kenny, i'm getting rather fond of ur blog :))
Posted by: Sooi2 at 22 March 2006 10:04 AM | Link to comment
Her vital status in life is dictated by her measurements. I couldn't agree more. ;D
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 22 March 2006 11:58 AM | Link to comment
ew kenny. you're both fat and fugly.
Posted by: insanity. at 22 March 2006 12:51 PM | Link to comment
Er..
Do you really think that "he", in the picture, on a bed, would be thinking about airoplane??? I THink it's more like HOMEMADE APPLE PIE!!!!
Posted by: Chiwi at 22 March 2006 12:59 PM | Link to comment
Interesting contest name.
Posted by: keli at 22 March 2006 2:11 PM | Link to comment
Haha..that's funny..
Wonder how she looks..
But one thing the way she describes herself is like a little girl describing herself..so childish... =S
Posted by: xia_mi_mi at 22 March 2006 5:31 PM | Link to comment
32-24-34 and her weight is only 42! Alright now we have a problem...
Posted by: BE FREE BE RICH at 22 March 2006 6:12 PM | Link to comment
hey...kenny, just wondering if u r going for the marathon in kch?...
Posted by: xx at 22 March 2006 7:25 PM | Link to comment
interesting observation. :)
Posted by: minru at 22 March 2006 10:04 PM | Link to comment
took me 5 secs to google the certain telco and get that girls name and photo.. =_=;;
interesting post tho.
Posted by: hennwei at 23 March 2006 1:05 AM | Link to comment
Tagging you for a Toilet Meme Kenny. Cheers.
Posted by: Adrian C at 23 March 2006 1:27 AM | Link to comment
ahahha i know whos thattttt
Posted by: JacJac at 23 March 2006 1:45 AM | Link to comment
i know who is that too.
i am supprised you did not show the face this time.
Posted by: chzehong at 24 March 2006 5:11 PM | Link to comment
alert("hello kenny");
print "hi kenny!";
Posted by: afredo at 29 March 2006 12:15 AM | Link to comment
Haha. well kenny you are undoubtedly one of the most hilarious bloggers on the blogosphere.
but i think that perhaps i should point this out to you.
"..girls love to talk, talking improves your communication skills.."
If you look at it from a serious point of view, I think what she means by talking more expressively, it can actually improve your communication skills. Expressive, I don't think she means 'excessive.'
I like to talk, but not talk non-stop. Fruitful discussions can really help improve communication skills.
But hey, there's no harm in having a laugh once in a while ;) Haha. Yeah. 'talk a lot'. Go kenny!
Posted by: Nurul Izzati at 30 March 2006 4:15 PM | Link to comment
omg...
when will these girls ever stop degrading themselves????
malu-nyer. -_-'
Posted by: tina at 30 March 2006 8:45 PM | Link to comment
once my mum ask me. why do you tink women talk alot. then i say dunno. guess what she told me. sae said that its becos women have 2 holes. the mouth and you know what. bloody hell. im only 15 can. im 15 and i know why women talk alot.
Posted by: XINYI at 03 June 2006 10:25 AM | Link to comment
The gyneacologist once said, if the miniskirt got any shorter, girls will have more lips to colour, more cheecks to puff and a little more hair to comb
Posted by: Azure at 30 August 2006 11:37 PM | Link to comment
please someone help me to improve my speaking skills plz
Posted by: neo-india at 10 September 2006 3:58 PM | Link to comment
hey how come so quit life was like this buddy
all the best to you
more blog when you are free
god bless just me jeremiah here
Posted by: jeremiah at 19 April 2007 9:56 PM | Link to comment
hi
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 October 2007 5:51 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 14 October 2007 3:53 PM | Link to comment
wow goods comment ya.
Posted by: aroom at 20 July 2008 5:50 AM | Link to comment
i don't know how to improve our english
Posted by: fawad at 12 August 2008 5:19 PM | Link to comment


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