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28 March 2006
Short Talk:
"Any can't-miss parties in KL that I should attend?" Among the messages I received after I put up the online free SMS tool on kennysia.com:
anwar imbrahim - "kenny sia, meet me at PUTRA JAYA for some steamy hot action!"
I am very disturbed.
Egyptian Magician
The function I attended in KL this past weekend had an Egyptian theme to it.
The event organizers did a great job recreating the Egyptian atmosphere at the Sime Darby Convention Centre, decorating the entire ballroom with (styrofoam) hieroglyphic walls and even shipped over some entertainers from Egypt to entertain us in the lobby before the show.
The "Egyptians" spoke suspiciously in a Indian accent. I asked one of them from which ancient city they hail from and he said Subang Jaya, Egypt.
Dessert came a bit late, so he started first.
It always freaks me out everytime I watch people play with fire like that. What amused me though was his warning message to us during his performance.
"Please don't try this at home har. You want to try, you can try here. Not at home har!"
Also on hand was an Egyptian fortune teller, who apparently has the uncanny ability to read into a person's future with the aid of magnifying glass and a plasma ball.
Here's what the Grande O' Ball-Reading Psychic had to say about Kenny Sia.
- "Long life. That means above the age of 80."
- "Very good next 5 years. You can get money suddenly."
- "Very good lady you can get. Very soon. Within 5 years you can get marriage."
- "Very intelligent. Particularly you are very courageous."
- "Following 6 year period. You can expect much more money from sudden change."
- "From 2006 to 2010 - 4 years will be your fortunate period. You will get much more money and within this period you will enjoy your good life."
The Fire-Eating Egyptian requests the Ball-Reading Egyptian to read his ass.
WAH! So nice. But that's like the same as 30 other people's future he read before me.
I thanked the Grande O' Ball-Reading Psychic profusely. Then I put his finger on my left nut while I read into his future.
"One... two... three.... four... five... You will have a very good life, Mr Psychic. You will make a lot of money within 5 years. And according to my reliable Hairy Coconut Ball-O'-Mystery, you are also a graduate of the University of Lick Balls And Bullcrapping. Correct?"
The most entertaining person of the night was perhaps the charismatic Egyptian Magician himself. You may have heard of David Copperfield. You may have seen David Blaine. But have you met David Hassan?
Click the play button to watch the Egyptian Magician in action.
Now, how the hell did he do that?!
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62 Comments:
good morning kenny! =)
Posted by: pj at 28 March 2006 4:18 AM | Link to comment
wow, i m actually 2nd. wats wif functions and egyptian themes these days. everyone's doing it!!
Posted by: meng at 28 March 2006 4:42 AM | Link to comment
Any Miss Egypt photos?
Posted by: DeeJay at 28 March 2006 4:53 AM | Link to comment
haha....nice magic shows!
Posted by: Grace at 28 March 2006 4:54 AM | Link to comment
HI, just wanna let you know that i think u lost weight. your face and whole body looked slimmer! :) have u been weighing urself recently? grats!
Posted by: minime at 28 March 2006 5:18 AM | Link to comment
I've heard one too many indian accents in my lifetime that i assume that those guys at the exhibition show are indians ( at least the fortune teller and magician)
Posted by: Peter at 28 March 2006 7:03 AM | Link to comment
hello kenny. been reading your blog for quite some time. hilarious! (: take care
Posted by: aishah at 28 March 2006 7:46 AM | Link to comment
They should put in some egyptian dances XD...btw the equipments he used to perform his tricks can be bought from any magic shops around..tho i must say his sleight of hand is pretty good
Posted by: stoney at 28 March 2006 7:52 AM | Link to comment
the muscle egyptian guy on ur left looks like u la....@_@
Posted by: diana at 28 March 2006 8:09 AM | Link to comment
You think that posing with muscular guys will make you look the same? You're a fat lump of shit, ugly, pudgy and definitely not muscular.
Posted by: gale at 28 March 2006 8:20 AM | Link to comment
Seems interesting.. =)
So how's the food there? Good? *droolz*
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 28 March 2006 8:22 AM | Link to comment
kenny... very nice post.. hehehe.. love it..
Posted by: ngiik at 28 March 2006 8:35 AM | Link to comment
cheh.. no pics of your Hairy Coconut Ball-O'-Mystery meh?...err..you know where i can get one of those? ;)
Posted by: susie_q at 28 March 2006 8:43 AM | Link to comment
Hey, what's the purpose of this post? I just started reading it with my breakfast and then it was over. I need more!
Posted by: sera at 28 March 2006 8:52 AM | Link to comment
wow, the lady in white dress who was rubbing the lighter during the magic show has very large breasts.
Posted by: mahai chelsea at 28 March 2006 9:02 AM | Link to comment
Haha Lighter trick was obvious... "spot-the-head"
Nice blog you got here!
Posted by: Jason at 28 March 2006 10:00 AM | Link to comment
pardon me, but when i first saw the last photo (above the video), i thought it was kenny trying on the egyptian suit. :D
Posted by: Jac at 28 March 2006 10:28 AM | Link to comment
Aiyah.. sap sap soi la. Andy Lau also can do magic wat.
Posted by: Hijackqueen at 28 March 2006 10:59 AM | Link to comment
"I asked one of them from which ancient city they hail from and he said Subang Jaya, Egypt."
Hahaha
I don't supose he lives in that Pyramid with cat statues in Sunway.
Posted by: Adam at 28 March 2006 11:13 AM | Link to comment
man, that's nothing. once, an eqyptian made my wallet, camera, mobile disappear, and he wasn't even a magician!
Posted by: neckbone at 28 March 2006 12:10 PM | Link to comment
I like to advertise my blog...
http://pastword.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
Posted by: Ah soon at 28 March 2006 12:11 PM | Link to comment
Haha your posts really crack me up! Thanks for the soothing the pain on a slow Tuesday morning, Kenny. Keep blogging!
Posted by: Jeremy at 28 March 2006 12:26 PM | Link to comment
maybe you wanna learn the trick for seeing through things so you can find out what colour underwear people are wearing. :D
Posted by: Rachel at 28 March 2006 12:42 PM | Link to comment
The magician got that "magic" book off the streets of Chatuchak Market in Bangkok, Thailand.
Posted by: El at 28 March 2006 1:04 PM | Link to comment
i thought the costume in the first pics are greek??? i'm confused.
Posted by: tjy at 28 March 2006 1:15 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
You look great! Did you lose weight? You look like it.
Posted by: Jo at 28 March 2006 1:50 PM | Link to comment
kinda have this strong feelin the fortune teller cant count above 6... :P watz wif d 1..2..3..4..5... and repeat 1..2..3..4..5... and repeat... ??
Posted by: mongo at 28 March 2006 2:19 PM | Link to comment
aiya.....stupid la the magician....
cheat people only.....
i oso can do that la.....
watch the lighter part again....u'll notice the guy actually turn the lighter the other way round.
KNNCCB
Posted by: jim at 28 March 2006 2:32 PM | Link to comment
How come you spend so much money on those professional saloons, and your hair always ends up looking the same one? Heehee.
Posted by: JY at 28 March 2006 2:50 PM | Link to comment
The video is really quite entertaining.
Posted by: desmond!! at 28 March 2006 3:12 PM | Link to comment
The magician's quite amateur... He turned the damn lighter! LOL...
Posted by: kit at 28 March 2006 3:38 PM | Link to comment
I know that comic book! Notices how he flips the pages at different spots? There are some strategically-placed tabs on the top, middle and bottom. I have a similar one. =D
Posted by: Hejin at 28 March 2006 3:58 PM | Link to comment
kenny, ur videos arent working on my computer anymore =(
Posted by: lisa at 28 March 2006 4:01 PM | Link to comment
lolz...
tat is so exaggerated lor...
good life it may be but so kua zhang...
Posted by: Wei De at 28 March 2006 4:56 PM | Link to comment
i knew de book trick; xD
Posted by: xiing~ at 28 March 2006 6:05 PM | Link to comment
ahahahahahahahahaa see through to see your underwear colour?!
Posted by: bulat at 28 March 2006 6:23 PM | Link to comment
Eh Kenny, I think you lost weight ler, look slimmer than when I last saw u. Wah... the marathon must have taken it's toll....
Posted by: Jing Yi at 28 March 2006 6:25 PM | Link to comment
i thought the guy in the last picture before the you tube thing was you!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 March 2006 7:06 PM | Link to comment
Egyptian ??? How much that INDIAN fortune teller charged U ar?
Posted by: Pig Pig at 28 March 2006 7:22 PM | Link to comment
While the ladies were confused yet amazed with the Indian *ahem* I mean Egyptian magician's mini guillotine trick...
Lady A: pian ren de! na li ke yi?
(boh koleng!! how can like this one?)
Lady B: da li yi dian!
(harder! use your force!)
Lady A: hui tong de oh!
(you siao! it's painful you know?)
Lady C: Hmmm... I wonder what colour the guy
who's shooting the clip's underwear is...
Posted by: ian at 28 March 2006 7:37 PM | Link to comment
wow u r reli good in photoshop. i saw u there and u look reli fat. but u somehow made urself look not fat in 1st pic. u must like it a lot. lucky shot? kekeke
Posted by: ah yong at 28 March 2006 8:02 PM | Link to comment
the most popular guy on earth is FAT.
The jolly fella gets more fanmail a year than 50cents + P.Diddy, has a gang of men serving him, and you aint getting nothing if you are naughty, so be nice.
Cause Santa's watching.
Posted by: mia at 28 March 2006 9:54 PM | Link to comment
Hi kenny:
long time no see yu -- say HI! KenORknot?
Why do some of your leaders behave like toads one?
You did not feed them COCO-nuts isit. At least like Mankeys at RUMAHSAKITsikitParliamen also not so-bad! Check my post today -- small tribute to your HUMONGIOUS balls -- I don't know why, I always associate this BIG word Humongous with OZ reyurnees ... here we use simple words like big, large, OK Gigantic, mayhaps. Humourous...
Posted by: ylchong at 28 March 2006 11:00 PM | Link to comment
been reading your blog for a while, but perhaps this is the first time i'm posting a comment.
I believe the fortuneteller said something else which, for obvious reasons (?), you did not record. The full sentence should've been: "Very intelligent. Particularly you are very courageous. And simultaneously you are a coward."
Posted by: pinolobu at 28 March 2006 11:35 PM | Link to comment
if u'd look carefully at the key trick, u can see a piece of string attached to the key!!
Posted by: cheryl at 29 March 2006 12:32 AM | Link to comment
perhaps this 5yr u can use yr blog as a tool to earn big bucks for yourself ... yea?
Posted by: Jessica Lai at 29 March 2006 12:35 AM | Link to comment
nice video. but gotta admit those AH MAHs really spoil the whole thing!
shudup lah!
Posted by: vss3t at 29 March 2006 12:43 AM | Link to comment
That magician got all the props off the shelf. Lol. I've seen that finger cutting thingmajig, the metal thingy with the coins, the blank-turned comic-turned coloured comic book, the red sponge balls. & I saw them all performed by a guy who owns a magic shop here...
Posted by: Sam at 29 March 2006 12:58 AM | Link to comment
dont ever be impressed by magic that requires props. :p
Posted by: shannon at 29 March 2006 1:41 AM | Link to comment
Im not sure if they're all egyption..cause the guy playing with the fire looks pretty familiar. I think he perfomed this same exact act during a Maurice Lacroix function a few months back. Hahaha. Funny though
Posted by: Jules at 29 March 2006 1:42 AM | Link to comment
those are all haosiao magic, seen that before in czech republik
Posted by: petrcech at 29 March 2006 1:51 AM | Link to comment
fake or not, egyptian or not...i'm sure everyone enjoyed the performance no?
whatever happened to a round of applause?
Posted by: lin at 29 March 2006 2:36 AM | Link to comment
hannoh.
every bitty bit is like a giant dinner plate for criticism.
anywyas thanks Kenny for the camera! I'm having a ball with it!
Posted by: Audi at 29 March 2006 1:29 PM | Link to comment
very funny that the fortune teller said something about being courageous and someone started saying "ouch, hot, hot..."
hahahah...
Posted by: adriantai at 29 March 2006 6:53 PM | Link to comment
hey, those are some neat magic tricks.
though kenny, i think u should've just let him check out what colour underwear you were wearing.
haha!
Posted by: yanz at 30 March 2006 5:53 AM | Link to comment
malaysian egyptians. LMAO!!!
they should have done it in sunway lagoon or sun pyramid or something... got more feeling to it.
Posted by: tina at 30 March 2006 8:56 PM | Link to comment
sth wrong with ur video.. cant play...
Posted by: me me! at 01 April 2006 2:57 PM | Link to comment
My, my aren't we the skeptic, with a nasty , nasty cynical commentary of the Grand o Ball Psychic...........
I LIKE IT!!
I know how they do that guillotine thing. (I had a "magic" kit at a younger age.) But , I do say the rest of it was uh ..pretty good.
Posted by: Elaine at 04 April 2006 7:39 AM | Link to comment
all fake
Posted by: juzpassingby at 11 April 2006 8:47 PM | Link to comment
walao yeh!! I want to learn magic!!
Posted by: tomato_ice at 15 April 2006 4:46 AM | Link to comment
Darn, that magic guy is lamoe-haesow.
I'm a magician myself from IBM and now working with a producer for a premiere on TV, can't leak what TV channel though, will tell you soon, but then, that guy is still amateur, getting there mate!
Read your blog for quite sometime, dang, no wonder people actually say you are good, cause you ARE good!
Two Thumbs up!!
Posted by: Morgan Then at 05 May 2006 9:12 PM | Link to comment
Trust Morgan to type that =_=""
Posted by: Annachuu at 06 May 2006 6:53 PM | Link to comment
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