The first?
Lol @ 'The picture'.

what about looking for a life partner??? ahhaha...

Funny! The Picture really cartoon!

King,
Bull,
Dog,
Monkey,
Picture.

5 stage leh..

Eh 4 stages ler the last one is kenny sendiri BONUS for us one haha

haha, that's funny but sadly pretty true..

haha..
cute..but sometimes the dog stage cease to exist..
people tend to retire at an older age now...so no more waiting at home..

Was that supposed to be funny? Because it was.

I still think 4 stages. The last one, become a picture should not be considered as a stage. It is a full-stop, is an end. Well, that's life. Take it easy, boy :)

Yes, i heard about this joke back than...
nice picture anyway.
love the last pic. cracks me up. haha

this is just so true.

Seriously funny! I like the last part the best

Hm, sad, true, inevitable. funny? erm..

Mate, thats not too good to do that sort of thing. The last picture. Call it pan-tang or whatever, but its not a good idea, for your own sake, change it at once.

And I mean well.

Choi~, it is new year man.

ur on a roll

lmao.. thats so crappy n funny XD

memang CHOI

and im sure not that young, right kenny?

Eeee ur hair so nerdy here. Kinda reminds me of the Kenny I used to know in IRC. lol.

lame sia

Yeah, this post is kinda boring and lame. =/

scary post.
i just dont enjoy thinking about death all tht much.
i am after all, still young.

very CHOI..

This is the new years KENNY! How could you??

the dog stage..so sad la..made me think of my parents...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;(

so lame u do lah..weakling

hey,i also just finished playing indigo prophecy 2 days ago...love the game

Still Cny lerr... U shold no put the picture lar despite it is funny.

I'm not pantang about things like that lah. Hey if we can't accept death as an eventuality, we haven't lived yet. Besides, it's just a picture. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? ;)

haha if you've been good throughout all the stages...maybe your karma will reward you with a 6th stage.

King>Bull>Dog>Monkey>Picture> Kennysia.

omg, kenny sia just r.i.p. no more funny stuffs to read... *weep *weep

bro kenny,

you put a picture like that must give angpow to yourself or else suay 7 years....

Indigo Prophecy...brilliant game. Couldn't finish the game though. the pc version has this bug at the escape from police using helicopter scene...sigh

I kinda admire your 'courage'. It's still CNY and you are putting your photo in black and white.

choi. this kinda thing you post up for cny wan mehhh.. mummy sure scold one!

so true

funny... that Swee Kim Barbershop pic of yours is definitely your fave isnt it?

Choi!

i really think ur blogs are so funny...and nice.

aiyo kenny, u not pang tang ah.. heard it's kinda suay one leh. -.-

Wheee! We love kennysia. You are so funny kenny.
"plays song from si qian jin" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha X 4 times. LOL!!!!

What would the stages be if one decides not to have any kids?

choi!!

*slaps grandpa slapslapslap!!*

Lol. You're funny.

Choi!

But then, HK actors oso do like that all the time, so I guess there's nothing exceptionally bad about it anymore. Still, it IS a pantang..

Choi!

Kenny, why I catch no ball one?

Dude, abit bad luck right put like this, the last pic.

hey man, remove the last picture, i was laughing all the way till i saw it

the last pic IS VERY DISTURBING

PLEASE REMOVE IT! :(

omg, I like the picture at the end hahahaha! sad but true. On a slightly disturbing note, what if your kids dump you in a nursing home, don't visit you, or mistreat you, or shuffle you from family to family - who ever that has the time to care for you in old age? Does that make you a useless antique or a deck of cards? (pardon the pun)

-___-

lidat also can wan ah...
but if no kids den wun b dog or monkey rite? haha

why jump from 1st stage to 2nd stage so big one? not funny leh.. still new year leh..

i'll be there at the grand " monkey --> picture" ceremony.hehehe there i'm sure ppl will talk about the loss of the monkey.

wow, philosophy in KennySia's way! I'm impressed!

Salutes you Kenny!! Making jokes like this can make ppl felt positive and optimistic towards their life in order to become "those" stuffs....

Choi. Touch wood.

The last pic was realli CHOY! But the entry was funny. =)

You people did not hear what kenny said? He said he's not PANTANG with all this superstitious shit. You are all talking like idiots. It's not like he's condemning your life to hell. Leave him alone already, you superstitious bigots.

chris, I got through it. there's no bug at all. You just gotta press left and right alternately VERY VERY FAST. ;)

this entry is relatively disturbing... and why isnt the first and last stage not animals of some sort, but objects or figures? OH I GET IT... i dluohs know, for i am a english lit major.

lame posting

miaa touch wood on the last stage D:

Sad, but true...

We at WAR,
We at war with terrorism,
We at war with are racism,
but most important,
we at war with ourselves (k-west!)

Hm, I'm not so sure this (cny) is a good time to talk about the last stage, heh.

hahah that's hilarious but soo true.

I think this is reflective of life. And that we chinese should try not to be so superstituous. Kenny, i admire your courage. Thanks for the interesting post.

Touchwood

LMAO! The picture is the good one!

I don't know if the number of comments in a blog counts - if you blog, you blog for the fun of it. Support a fellow blogger from a nasty remark which tries to discourage him from blogging by saying he does not have audience in his blog. Bloggers unite!

http://7rangers.blogspot.com/2006/01/year-of-dog.html

hey man, i finished playing Indigo Prophecy at the end of last year...great game, terrific storyline......it's the most cinematic game since metal gear solid......

but the last few acts are kinda over the top...

I remember this from a joke. Rip-off!!!!!

i still can't accept death. IT IS NOT AN OPTION! :P

ermm...there is a prologue for this story...hehe..got it from my teacher..
last time...god wanna create a world...so he said:
"bull,u hv to work for human for 35 yrs,"
then bull said:"no..no...ten yrs is enuff!!!"
then god agreed it..

later on,he said to dog:"dog,u hv to looking for human's front door and wait for your owner...for 10 years..."This sounds better than bull..
but the dog said:"no..this 'll make me lose my freedom..5 yrs is enuff!!"

then,god said to monkey:"monkey,ur job is easier than bull and dog..u no need to work...the only things u hv to do is ...entertain the human..for 6 yrs" and the monkey said:"OMG...u wan me to become like a stupid fella swinging aroung to entertain them!!!no way..3 yrs for me is enuff"

lastly..god said to human:"human...u got the easiest job..the only thing u do is enjoy ur life..bull 'll provide u ur food.. dog 'll take care of u...and monkey 'll entertain u..for 20 yrs"
then the human said:"wow...such a nice life..but 20 yrs is not enuff...can i take the excess years that bull,dog and monkey dun wan?"
the god said :"are u sure u wan it?"
human said:"yes!!"

ok...then the whole things go liddat...
human enjoy for 20 yrs,work like a bull for 25 yrs,then when he retired...he look at the front door waiting for their children for 5 yrs...then when his children back,he hv to entertain them like the monkey..

THE END..haha

i died laughing at the YOU BECOME A PICTURE.

erm.. i guess that wasn't very nice to say. i just realised i said I died laughing, which actually kinda puns. bah. anyway, it was really funny.

If you find it lame then why bother reading?

Superstition and conservativeness are one of the few factors that contributes to the decline and downfall of the Ming Dynasty.

mana boleh? press like crazy fast liau...when the helicopter move up tat time, the game hang a bit and then press wat also no response...ma de

awww man.. a picture, i dont think i wana become that T_T

CHOIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!

What the hell. Don't remove the picture! If you remove really choi already. No need be scared! Got Santa Claus.

lol

Choose a nice photo. Always smile. Always (try to ) look radiant. Frown less. Hmm. What am I talking?

jkjkkk

this thing is weird

lmao...muaks.