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16 January 2006
Don't Leave A Message After The Beep
I got a phone call today.
"Hello is this Mr Kenny Sia?"
"Yes."
"My name is Aina, calling from Osim."
"Oh, oh my gawd... sorry Aina... I can explain. I was feeling naughty over the weekend and it was just a harmless prank..."
"Huh?"
"What?"
"I'm calling to inform you that the Osim iCare Eye Massager you sent in for repair is now ready for pickup."
"Oh, err... thanks!"
Whew.
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This is my computer desktop, less than 24 hours after my MSN Messenger e-mail address was leaked on the world wide web.
(Click to enlarge)
Goodbye humanity.
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70 Comments:
1st one!
Posted by: VinCOol at 17 January 2006 3:28 AM | Link to comment
^ Wow...dat's fast.
And Kenny, did you accpet them all?
Posted by: Aaron at 17 January 2006 3:31 AM | Link to comment
hahah nice one.. all thanx to xiaxue hehehehe
Posted by: chubbykai at 17 January 2006 3:34 AM | Link to comment
woo hoo 4th! kenny i have u on on my msn! and i see u have so many people
Posted by: shinie at 17 January 2006 3:44 AM | Link to comment
Not surprising at all. When I saw what Xiaxue did to your MSN conversation, and when I saw *****@******.com, I knew humanity would cease to exist! FYI, I am not one of them ok?
Posted by: Jeff Yeoh at 17 January 2006 3:45 AM | Link to comment
I see you are smart to remove the phone number from your PDA... or you will be living in HELL hahaha! Smart move Kenny!
Posted by: Jeff Yeoh at 17 January 2006 3:46 AM | Link to comment
lol... is popularity a sin?
Posted by: Colin at 17 January 2006 4:07 AM | Link to comment
Hello, Mr Kenny Sia.
Can I have your MSN?
Regards,
Osim
Posted by: Osim at 17 January 2006 4:32 AM | Link to comment
damn kenny, u got screwed! me personally, i would get turned on by all those ppl adding me tho... im turned on as i type this...
Posted by: storm at 17 January 2006 4:56 AM | Link to comment
holy crap thats alot of ppl adding u, can i hav ur address? =P jk
Posted by: lisa at 17 January 2006 4:57 AM | Link to comment
have you left lemonparty.org for kennysia.com? man.
anyhoo, tough luck. rotfl. i can only rotfl.
Posted by: bUttsH4k3r at 17 January 2006 6:08 AM | Link to comment
You better slap that girl!
Posted by: Crunk Juice at 17 January 2006 6:21 AM | Link to comment
LOL! MUAHAHA!
That is one crazy heluva lot of ppl. I hear a headshot. GG Kenny.
Posted by: eddyhan at 17 January 2006 8:03 AM | Link to comment
muahahahaa. luckily i added u much earlier :P
Posted by: nadnut at 17 January 2006 8:49 AM | Link to comment
********@******.com???
Posted by: lolo at 17 January 2006 9:08 AM | Link to comment
Hey, I want it too......I want to chat with you Kenny :-)
Posted by: sera at 17 January 2006 9:31 AM | Link to comment
hahaha... this is hilarious.
Posted by: daniel at 17 January 2006 9:31 AM | Link to comment
so. sad. haha.
Posted by: minishorts at 17 January 2006 10:17 AM | Link to comment
actually i've got ur email too.Thinking whether want to add you or not.
But now i think i'd better forget abt it.
LOL.
Posted by: hanabee at 17 January 2006 10:17 AM | Link to comment
no surprise everyone wants to be your friend... its cause ur just SO DARN CUTE!
Posted by: susie_q at 17 January 2006 10:28 AM | Link to comment
wow..that is a lot
Posted by: 8dee at 17 January 2006 10:31 AM | Link to comment
lol~~ muz be a pain trying to browse through and figuring out whether you should accept them or not huh? :D
Posted by: kaz1021 at 17 January 2006 10:49 AM | Link to comment
Well, the rule of protecting msn ID is the same as that of luggage in mrt stations:
"never leave ur msn nick unattended, unless of coz it's intentional".
cheers.
Posted by: Candyfeehily at 17 January 2006 10:54 AM | Link to comment
ok... you have reached and passed the final stage to achieve 'celebrity' status...countless invitations to add you in on MSN. Ready for the paparazzis? Hehe!
Posted by: FON at 17 January 2006 11:02 AM | Link to comment
xiaxue still has your email add posted.. although the top part was being erased, she forgot to censor the part whereby you asked her to accept the webcam.. the msgs still have ur email add.. go check it out..
Posted by: lolo at 17 January 2006 11:06 AM | Link to comment
haha.. i wanted to add u in my msn too.. but after 2nd tot tink better dont lah.
wait u tot i m a siao char bo! haha
Posted by: xishi at 17 January 2006 11:29 AM | Link to comment
Gotta smack Xiaxue already.
=P
Posted by: Kierra at 17 January 2006 11:33 AM | Link to comment
tell you what Kenny....
*whispers*
WHY DONT YOU LEAK XIAXUE'S MSN AS WELL
muahahahahahahahaah
Posted by: gay at 17 January 2006 11:37 AM | Link to comment
Ha,ha, ha... :D i think u r safe lah. Afterall, u didn't write anything defamatory or libelous against Osim :)
Posted by: Michael Chua at 17 January 2006 12:20 PM | Link to comment
O2 Xda users unite! :-D (probably just my weird eye for useless detail - noticing the make of the phone more than anything else..)
Posted by: exchequer at 17 January 2006 12:35 PM | Link to comment
Is XiaXui lo!
HAHA, IS XIAXUI LO!
SHE PUBLIC YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!
XIAXUI??
NONO...
NOT XIAXUI RIGHT?
XIA... XIA...
XIA...XIA...
XIA WHAT?
I HAVE A FRIEND CALL CAI XIA...
THEN THIS MUST BE...
AIYA, JUST IGNORE IT LA,
CALL HER BACK...
XIAXUE!
Posted by: SLeeK@ER at 17 January 2006 1:12 PM | Link to comment
oh man...the phone is so cool!! ...but not as cool as the current look of your desktop ;)
Posted by: bwahaha at 17 January 2006 1:23 PM | Link to comment
the osim call, haha!
and oh wow, you have so many fans wanting to chat with you!
Posted by: J at 17 January 2006 1:51 PM | Link to comment
Just another case of fun turning into fear... guess just have to wait for it to cool down (sounds like a scandal, kakaka)...
Posted by: jed at 17 January 2006 2:04 PM | Link to comment
wooohooooo!!
Posted by: kelvin at 17 January 2006 2:06 PM | Link to comment
Ha ha ha... You got so busted dude. Maybe you should just be adding the ladies.
Posted by: Avi at 17 January 2006 2:15 PM | Link to comment
eh, how come your handphone shows 3 November 2005? misrepresentation of pictorial facts! :P
Posted by: bluegrass at 17 January 2006 2:25 PM | Link to comment
Haha....When you mention that OSIM called you up I thought you are gona get it for your little naughty prank le...sadz you din...if not you sure will be able to come up with more "after event" story.. =P
Posted by: Xia-mi-mi at 17 January 2006 3:36 PM | Link to comment
LoL wonder how many of those that add you are pretty girls, eh?
Did you accept them lolx
Posted by: Blinque at 17 January 2006 4:18 PM | Link to comment
I was actually hoping Osim was going to thank you for the suggestion and USE IT!
damn.
Posted by: juz_A_gal at 17 January 2006 4:27 PM | Link to comment
come to think of it, i've added you to my msn ages ago. but no sure if u've blocked me :]
Posted by: Sheila at 17 January 2006 4:35 PM | Link to comment
i think your evil twin is cute. seriously lah, i think you look like an Oxford graduate or something like that.
Posted by: snn at 17 January 2006 6:30 PM | Link to comment
HAHAAH YOU GOT OWNED.
Posted by: SpyMy at 17 January 2006 6:44 PM | Link to comment
Dang! That's alot of people adding you. Your notoriety has reached a new height. :P
Posted by: Antonia at 17 January 2006 6:50 PM | Link to comment
There are ways to attract attention.
Your way is like taking off your pants in the shopping mall and yell out loud, "Look at me !"
Very lame indeed
Posted by: lame at 17 January 2006 7:21 PM | Link to comment
why would anyone want ur msn??? they'll be shot dead by all the laser words... haiz...
Posted by: hotsaqu at 17 January 2006 8:29 PM | Link to comment
do a little search on google with your email...
surprise surprise....
see,your reader all love to talk to you.
Posted by: yothemans at 17 January 2006 8:53 PM | Link to comment
Dude, your not teaching her enough 'mature-ness'.
Bitchslap her, if necessary.
Posted by: Sinister at 17 January 2006 9:58 PM | Link to comment
post xia xue email too. now u are even.
Posted by: James at 18 January 2006 12:33 AM | Link to comment
lol!!! jeng-jeng-jeng...
Posted by: Laynie at 18 January 2006 2:52 AM | Link to comment
it's not that difficult to guess anyway..
Posted by: ryuu at 18 January 2006 3:19 AM | Link to comment
u rock man! no wonder all want to add u... just imagine when u r online...
Posted by: waiwah at 18 January 2006 5:29 AM | Link to comment
I hope ALL of them were HOT and you ACCEPTED the requests... :P
Posted by: Vincent at 18 January 2006 7:55 AM | Link to comment
Hahaha... When did u buy ur PDA??? HmMmmM.... Same like mine.... And did u went to urmmm MJC, Kuching for the fun fair???
Posted by: NaNa at 18 January 2006 2:50 PM | Link to comment
Oh my goodness, what a nightmare.
Posted by: Lainie at 18 January 2006 6:02 PM | Link to comment
Wah... why so many people want to add your msn? I like to read your blog, but I don't see any meaning adding ur msn.
Cause you most prob don have any time to talk to me. haha.
Posted by: DK at 18 January 2006 9:46 PM | Link to comment
I kind of wonder - is that eye-massager really safe for humans. In fact, are any Osim gadgets really safe to use? In the long run.
Posted by: suertes at 19 January 2006 9:39 AM | Link to comment
suertes, of course it's safe for humans. I now see the world covered in green Matrix text lines.
Posted by: kennysia ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.kennysia.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at 19 January 2006
10:01 AM | Link to comment
kenny, kenny. See why you're so popular? Its cause you're a NICE person, witty and funny too.
Unlike SOME other people, whose fame is due to over-hyped publicity.
You're TONS much better than that other person.
Anyway, even if you add, you can always delete later.
=)
Cheerios!
Posted by: jam at 19 January 2006 12:24 PM | Link to comment
well, at least it saved your eyes from getting poked out by your nephews o_0
Posted by: suertes at 19 January 2006 12:38 PM | Link to comment
Now, I want to get laid too. Can I post my msn id here? pretty plz?
Posted by: siewjang at 19 January 2006 1:55 PM | Link to comment
lol PWNZR! Your desktop is looking good xD maybe you should keep it.
Posted by: Reika at 19 January 2006 4:09 PM | Link to comment
Privacy, definitely not. It's easy to find out about anyone on the internet easily. For example.
Kenny Sia
Kenny Sia (kennysia@hotmail.com)
+60.1x8x1x1x0
1x xrxlxe xax
PERTH, P x1x2
AU
Posted by: Stealth at 21 January 2006 8:23 PM | Link to comment
hey.. i pity that gal. she so innocent yet she got the blame bcos kenny is "popular" lol
Posted by: lol at 21 January 2006 11:55 PM | Link to comment
Dear Lord, these people scare me.
Posted by: Sep at 28 January 2006 11:41 AM | Link to comment
go kenny... go kenny
Posted by: cameron at 16 February 2006 9:40 PM | Link to comment
So how's the Icare eye massager from Osim. IS yours the 100 or the 200.
Thinking of buying it but wondering if its effective or just gimmick.
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Posted by: dresses at 08 October 2006 12:38 PM | Link to comment
I have the 200. Does it work? What is it suppose to achieve? It's okay, not as bad as UZAP. It is hard to control since you can't with the eye-mask on
Posted by: NoMoreOsim at 30 May 2007 2:56 PM | Link to comment
Yes it is just a gimmick. Nothing from OSIM is any good
Posted by: NoMoreOsim at 31 May 2007 11:24 AM | Link to comment
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