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29 January 2006

Short Talk:

Dear sis, aunties and uncles living overseas: Just because you're not here doesn't mean you're spared. :) Quick, send me an e-angpow!


At The Stroke of Midnight

All men are created equal, but not all lukams are built the same.

First, there's your average garden-variety nothing-too-special lukams.

And then there's Super Lukams.

SUPER LUKAMS leh! Don't pway pway. Zhng my lukams!

Chinese New Year this time round for me was celebrated unlike previous years. This is the first CNY I 'celebrated' without my father.

My other family members had all gone on holidays overseas. I myself didn't save up enough for an overseas trip, so I'm kinda left in Kuching alone. Not that I'm complaining though. I have real fantastic friends and relatives to ensure there's never a dull and lonely moment for me. :)

Chu Xi (CNY eve) was spent having a reunion dinner and doing the lao sheng at my eldest aunt's place. Thank God for cousins. In the absence of mom and sis, they're the closest thing I can have to a family.

Later that evening, I joined Alwyn and Tim watching spectacular civilian-sponsored fireworks at a 'white house' on a hilltop near Kuching City Centre.

Malaysia, like many other countries, outlawed fireworks years ago. But somehow these fireworks were able to swim from China over the ocean and into Kuching. These aren't your average RM5 fireworks that goes "Peeeewwww- poot!" and then disappear just like that.

These are the serious bad-ass kinds that go

"Peeeewwwww-la-la-la-BOM!!!"

And the whole sky exploded into tiny little fragments.

They usually only reserve these for special occasions like the New Year's Eves. Except this was BETTER than New Year's Eve. Those ones lasted for a measly 5-minutes and was concentrated in one location only.

It was special last night in Kuching. Near midnight, THOUSANDS of these 'civilian-sponsored' fireworks were released from backyards of ordinary Kuching people into the skies. From where we were standing, we got a good 360 degree aerial view of the entire city spectacularly lit up in fireworks.

It was truly a sight to behold. The fireworks went on, and on, and on, for a good one hour. It was SO GOOD it's like having an hour-long orgasm.

Happy Chinese New Year, boys and girls. It's the year of the dawg, yo!


:: Posted by Kenny at 10:04 AM | Link | Facebook It
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54 Comments:

I'm first! hehe..i haven't read the post yet actually.. :P

Posted by: Fiona at 29 January 2006 10:21 AM | Link to comment

happy chinese new ya!!!!

Posted by: Kenny Lee at 29 January 2006 10:32 AM | Link to comment

Too bad in Sillypore nobody really dare to try play wif fireworks on their own lor

Posted by: alannano at 29 January 2006 10:33 AM | Link to comment

ehh..number 4 eh..now,that's what i call a record!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR KENNY SIA!

be happy,be merry.CNY comes only once a year ;)

Posted by: butterfly at 29 January 2006 10:43 AM | Link to comment

Hayyp CNY!

Too bad we can't play with fireworks in Singapore...

Posted by: cRayola at 29 January 2006 11:07 AM | Link to comment

happy cny

Posted by: kelvin at 29 January 2006 11:11 AM | Link to comment

Gong Xi Huat Chai wahahahhaa

Posted by: Neo at 29 January 2006 11:26 AM | Link to comment

o_O hour long orgasm??? hahhaha,
happy chinese new year to u too kenny! =)

Posted by: lisa at 29 January 2006 11:29 AM | Link to comment

happy chinese new yr

my 2nd time celebrating dog yr... :( sad... old le...

haha

Posted by: waiwah at 29 January 2006 11:30 AM | Link to comment

happy chinese new year

Posted by: yoyo at 29 January 2006 11:36 AM | Link to comment

wah, either the fireworks were really that good and gave you that much physical pleasure or ... :p

Happy Chinese New Year Kenny :)

Posted by: Angela at 29 January 2006 12:14 PM | Link to comment

Wah, beautiful firework pictures 8-) I have such bad timing I take a picture... and the firework is gone! Although.. could be camera speed too at fault ^_~ Yeah that's right.. camera speed!

Posted by: lainey at 29 January 2006 12:24 PM | Link to comment

Plenty of big flowering fireworks in Tropicana, but hardly any firecrackers to be heard. Still, not as long as your one hour Kuchingite orgy ;-)
Have you seen those really tiny kam - the lime-sized ones in plastic baskets? Those are really sweet.

Posted by: suertes at 29 January 2006 12:38 PM | Link to comment

trust me, kch ppl r rich, they hav plenty of boxes of those fireworks. its like whole kuching is bombard by fireworks, not juz a specific location.

Posted by: zz at 29 January 2006 1:40 PM | Link to comment

happy chinese new year Kenny!

Posted by: shortylam at 29 January 2006 1:53 PM | Link to comment

Gong Xi Fa Cai to you and yours..!

Posted by: Mama BoK at 29 January 2006 2:37 PM | Link to comment

Wish you
Horse come job done!
Year Year Got Fish!
Gold Jade Full Hall!
Smile mouth always open
Step Step tall up!
Out In Safety!
Money Roll Roll Come!!!
Gong Xi Fah Chai !!

Posted by: wingz at 29 January 2006 3:11 PM | Link to comment

keong hee huat jai!!! :)

Posted by: Wu Ching at 29 January 2006 3:23 PM | Link to comment

Gong Xi Fa cai from ah Joo of Vancouver, Canada. I miss that CNY mood in Kuching, where i was born and raised. I had live and work in kuching for about a good 9 years.Over here, u got to go to chinatown, to get that same mood.
Kenny,Thanks for bringing the Kuching CNY spirit to the rest of the world. Keep it up.

Posted by: JOO at 29 January 2006 4:45 PM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year hottie!

I stood outside for like an hour until i couldn't take the mosquitos anymore - wasn't it simply amazing?

Nearly shed tears of joy. Come visit eh?

Posted by: keem at 29 January 2006 4:51 PM | Link to comment

Happy CNY Kenny! Haiz... CNY isn't the same anymore :/

Posted by: MMX at 29 January 2006 5:21 PM | Link to comment

HaPpY cHinEsE nEw yEaR tO yOu, kEnNy aNd aLL kEnNySiA.cOm rEaDeRs. tHoSe fIrEwOrKs pIcS aRe nIcE. hApPY cNy tO aLL oNcE aGaiNn :-)

Posted by: ngiik at 29 January 2006 6:33 PM | Link to comment

I hate fireworks 'coz they only pollute the air. >=(

Posted by: kahying at 29 January 2006 7:34 PM | Link to comment

Kuching ppl is damn rich one. The whole fireworks thing even started weeks before CNY hahaha...
Thong thing qiang! Happy Lunar New Year!

Posted by: ss at 29 January 2006 8:13 PM | Link to comment

haha yeah thats why i love celebrating cny in kuching...sumhow those fireworks can reach kuching!=) anywayz last nite's fireworks was amazinG!kuching went wild with their fireworks...=) happy chinese new year ya all..love the cny spirit!~

Posted by: kuching chaboh at 29 January 2006 8:50 PM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year!

Posted by: luxferi at 29 January 2006 10:41 PM | Link to comment

I didn't purchase any firworks this year, but funny enough, my English neighbours (without knowing it's Chinese New Year eve) decided to set off some fireworks...

Was a treat for me, a Sillyporean in Ang-Moh land.

Posted by: Colin at 30 January 2006 12:20 AM | Link to comment

Is your white house situated at Three Hills Park?

Posted by: alice1604 at 30 January 2006 12:41 AM | Link to comment

I don't have yu sheng this year. :(

&

I'm starting to feel bored of seeing so many fireworks.. Christmas, New Year, Chinese New Year...

New year, somewhere near my house had it going on for 2 straight hours. 11.30pm start & end at 1.30am.

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 30 January 2006 12:45 AM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year to u Kenny Sia..
'Huat'!'Huat'!

Posted by: Jen at 30 January 2006 1:36 AM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year to you.

Too bad we can't do that in Singapore. Even if you managed to get your hands on the fireworks, you must plan your escape route after setting it off.

Posted by: DK at 30 January 2006 2:04 AM | Link to comment

OMG the firework really awesomeeeeeeee. I was watching it at friendship park and i have to turn myself like a clock, thy r frm all direction!!!! the whole jln song till 3rd mile full of smoke -_-'. the 1 hour+ firework atleast burned 1 million T_T . those i saw in KL during new year really "stand a side" ahh!!!

Posted by: KNN the firework at 30 January 2006 2:30 AM | Link to comment

happy chinese new year y'all... an hour long orgasm? what?! u shot fireworks up ur ass?! u can do that!? i'm gono try it on my lil cousin... *looking around*

Posted by: adrian at 30 January 2006 3:01 AM | Link to comment

Why do you have 年年有愚 not 年年有余 on your banner?
You know 愚 = stupid right?

I'm sure it was just a typo for you.
Happy Chinese New Year!

Posted by: lexriel at 30 January 2006 9:32 AM | Link to comment

gong xi fa cai!

Posted by: Melissa at 30 January 2006 10:17 AM | Link to comment

Ah~ the 1hr orgasm. U made me missing it sooooo much now. Ah well~ hopefully next year.

Posted by: fish fish at 30 January 2006 10:21 AM | Link to comment

YO! MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY MALAYSIA :)

Posted by: Crunk Juice at 30 January 2006 10:55 AM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, wishing you a very happy new year. Keep up the great blogging!
-from a faithful reader

Posted by: mykrobe at 30 January 2006 11:52 AM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, nice blog. happi chinese new year !!

Posted by: shanz at 30 January 2006 1:33 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny, nice blog. happi chinese new year !!

Posted by: shanz at 30 January 2006 1:33 PM | Link to comment

So have you HAD an hour long orgasm?

Posted by: leenmafia at 30 January 2006 1:53 PM | Link to comment

Happy Lunar New Year!!! BTW, is it possible for someone to make the fireworks to swim over the ocean to Singapore from Kuching? I love fireworks and I have seen 3 fireworks in Sdyney since the new year. One on the New Year Day, one on Australia Day, and one on the CNY eve. Wonderful :) We should have another one on the 15th of CNY.

Posted by: kacey at 30 January 2006 2:10 PM | Link to comment

Happy New Year Kenny. I wish you a great Year of the Dog! I hope this new year will bring you much better things than the previous. May your desires for your family and your relationship come true in this new year.

Posted by: Craftsman at 30 January 2006 2:29 PM | Link to comment

erm how is the hour long orgams feels?
song bo song bo? how song? song bo song?btw,
新春快乐 恭喜发财

Posted by: ahlian at 30 January 2006 3:27 PM | Link to comment

Wishing you and family and happy and prosperous Lunar New Year!

Posted by: PinPin at 30 January 2006 3:42 PM | Link to comment

I stay on the top storey of a HDB flat in northern Singapore and I can virtually see the entire Johor stretching away on my balcony. When the clock struck 12 on Saturday night, the entire horizon to the north (i.e. Malaysia) a literally 'ablaze' with all manner of fireworks big and small, colorful flashes of light and what have you. For one moment I thought there was going to be a military invasion!

Standing on my balcony, I cannot help but notice the very silent, 'dead', dark and unhappening foreground that is my HDB estate in Singapore :(

Posted by: Seraphim at 30 January 2006 4:07 PM | Link to comment

Well nothing much to say except really amazing this year those fireworks actually started from 10pm onwards till 1.30am and well 11.30pm that's the climax and to think i tot 12am is new year haha anyway love those cny celebration in Kuching though i still dun like CNY songs much

Posted by: DeV|LisH at 30 January 2006 7:22 PM | Link to comment

Kenny can't get over his obsession for orgasms~

waitaminute~

neither can anyone else.

Posted by: teohteoh at 30 January 2006 11:06 PM | Link to comment

the whole thing started from 8 la... and it went on for like 20 minutes after midnight...
Happy CNY!!!

Posted by: Kim Seng at 01 February 2006 1:06 PM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year
as my friend say: It's a dog year,so Do it the Doggie style

Posted by: yothemans.com at 01 February 2006 6:02 PM | Link to comment

Happy Chinese New Year dude.

Posted by: Alf at 03 February 2006 10:53 AM | Link to comment

Hmm... Well traditionally, when there's a death in the family, you can't celebrate CNY the following year.

Guess that's why you are left alone and your family left for vacation overseas.

Posted by: Bochup at 18 February 2006 2:26 AM | Link to comment

I like to eat fry chicken

Posted by: Mark at 04 March 2006 4:47 PM | Link to comment

I like eat fry chicken

Posted by: Mark Coconuts at 04 March 2006 4:47 PM | Link to comment

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